There should be brothels and cuddle cafes on every street corner so that men receive the touch they need (actual health necessity).
>inb4 muh trad wives
you fuckers aren't making women trad so shut up about it

>Get rid of judges
>Both fighters now get a loss on their record if the fight goes the distance
This fixes MMA, and makes it the greatest sport to ever exist.

Men rape eachother to establish dominance. It's not gay.