Wonderbro time

elijah the clock is ticking

Katter should retire. Beyond washed he's flushed.

Behead those who watch shrimp.

We used to pray for days like these.

I wish mark coleman's daughters didn't look like mark coleman's daughters

>3 daughters

Boyed up alistair overeem

Wonder 42 year old man

"Id love to headline an apex card against David Obama"

chills

the way dc just dips is so fucking funny kek

>>149754093
So does Mark Coleman.

fucking emptiness

ill see you faggots at powersleem 14

Dear GOD what happened to Mark Colemans daughters faces. They look bogmaxxed

Feels bad for Kattar. They always use him as an example of a fighter who is good but not actually good when they're comparing people. That's his legacy. That he was almost better than a journeyman.

give it to me straight guys is wonderboy a big homo

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

ONE LAST RUN AT THE BELT BROTHER

>>149754117
>>149754098
3 > 2 > 1 > 4

>>149754117
Grim.

>>149754120
do you not see who their father is? nature finds a way, anon

>>149754117
the one on the right looks like one of those britsh slags that are posted here sometimes

Portuguese is the world's dumbest sounding language

My girlfriend is from the same barrio as bonfim

>>149754099
With 100% Mark Coleman DNA. How did he do it?

>>149754143
a solid 7 if you ask me

Mark Coleman's WHORE daughters.

>>149754099
That's what roids gets you.

>oldest guy in the ufc
damn bros...

>>149754127
No he was just raised well and the contrast between him and the roid rage psychos he’s surrounded by makes is really pronounced.

Aging fucking sucks.
Life is so fucking cruel.

milf pawg

>>149754150
Roids destroyed his gonads

>>149754117
sexo

>>149754117
>hormones flushed by gear so only has daughters which happen to be whores (not counting the youngest, obviously.. yet)
>barely alive
>no legacy
>probably broke

i wish wonderboy wasn't turbo flushed

>>149754099
Brian Stann has 5 daughters, levels.

>>149754062 (OP)
Cash out or let it ride on Black?

Calvin "boston bomb" kattar ? Halowfamer wan hunner bercen

>>149754117
Shes cute but she aint no jade rivera

>>149754150
Steroids turn men into biological women by suppressing natural testosterone production. This sends a signal to the zygote to develop into a female. It's nature's way of preventing more steroid trannies from being born.

I hate to give that faggot shrimp credit but his streams are the only ones that work on my xbox

Give it to me straight bros, what are the chances Wonderboy pulls off an upset here?

>>149754166
and yet majority of the world doesn't care
like nobody cares about anti-aging or even thinks about it
it's all religion

42 years

>>149754148
Haven't heard Hindi, have you? I envy that. The sound of it fills me with a rage like the Butcher's Nails.

fuck he's going grey and everything
bro looks like an aging drill sergeant

THERE SITS WONDERBOY SITTING OH SO PROUDLY

what exactly is wonderboy looking to accomplish here? terrible stylistic matchup

>>149754192
I'd cash out the parlay.

>>149754117
i would beast her peach up so bad bros

I keep asking ChatGPT for a good reason to not kill myself and it can't seem to come up with one

>>149754198
69%

>IS THAT... SOMEONE'S UNDERAGED DAUGHTERS???????? I NEED TO SPAM THEM BECAUSE I'M A SEXLESS INCEL WHO GIVES WOMEN THE ICK!!!!!

not much to say when you're high above the mucky muck

>>149754214
>attention seeking on /heem/
are you a woman by any chance?

Wonderboy may be well past his expiration date but at least he embarrassed Kevin Holland.

>>149754198
I give him a punchers chance!
*gets lost on the way to the bus stop*

>>149754192
cash out the bottom one

>>149754198
3%

>Stephen Thompson hasn't been good since 2017
Where does the time go?

>>149754192
betting on a 40 year old lewis against a prospect is really pushing it

Hate so much the wonderboy and dont even know why

bo NIGGER

>>149754222
I was responding to the people who are saying aging is a motherfucker. They're right.

>>149754236
never bet on the prawlspects b

>>149754217
>spam

>>149754242
and there it is

Time for wonderboy to back up to the fence and get heem'd

How would you rate this card so far?

I believe in Wonderpedo's ability to point fight to a decision victory

this is the bonfim that got kwabed by dalby. wonderboy wins this

>>149754254
some good heems
6.8/10

>>149754217
I will follow your future daughters to school

>>149754246
usually not but this is a different case

fuck wonderboy is about to get zeemed once and for all.. can't bear it brothers..

as a straight man, I declare that wonderboy easily has the best ass in the UFC, ring girls and the womens division included.

>>149754235
down the drain like our lives

>>149754257
Smells like this.

all pre-marital sex havers are hellbound. hope it was worth it...

>>149754264
strangely, id rather see him get heemed stiff again than get suffocated by 3 rounds of wrestle fuck

A faggot showed his nipple

what did wonderboy do with the kids in the van?

>>149754275
I heard sex in hell is even hotter

Remember when GSP said that Wondergay would "be champion someday"

WONDER CHADS with Woodley gone we will finally get that belt

His hair is all grey already, damn.

>>149754275
Good thing my future wife and I will lose our virginities to each other

Wonder Grandpa

>>149754262
We know clozapedo

im too casual to know heem, is there anyone else that has the same striking style as wonderboy?

wonder onions

>>149754275
We're already in hell buddy

i feel like having a head full of grey hair would be a sign to retire

death to wrestlers
death to grapplers
death to JEW jitsu practitioners

Wonderbitch

>not standing and banging with a 42 year old
very shameful

wondersissies... not like this!!!!!

wonder boy should do kombat karate or something like that

really gay way to have your career ended if im going to be honest

Wasn't Bumfim supposed to be a KO artist before Dalby fraudchecked him?

>I have to wrestle the 42yo career jobber
fucking hell

>>149754294
early connor, yair rodríguez

>>149754318
wonderboy vs sam alvey would be some bad blood they would need to beef up security

Wonderman looks like that Mortal Kombat where Sub Zero is a middle aged guy with grey hair and no mask.

>>149754318
Smillin Sam would kill him

>>149754294
no

>Wonderman looks like that Mortal Kombat where Sub Zero is a middle aged guy with grey hair and no mask.

>>149754338
Good thing Thompson isn't a HW then you retard

>>149754318
wonderboy should do BKFC.

>synchronized kicking
just like my jackie chan films!

>>149754338
hey mate can you please stop impersonating me

wonderboy should've never bitched out the michel pereira fight, one of his biggest mistakes

Holy kinola

10-9 Bonfim, barely

>>149754294
Michael venom page kinda does, wide stance, kick striking

why doesnt ufc care about punching accuracy as much as boxing?

>>149754326
I looked up his losses, they all aged pretty well.

>>149754357
THE bucks?

>>149754349
With me as his dietician he would be HW in no time

>>149754318
UFC contracts are structured in such a way that veterans with lots of fights get paid a lot of money. Wonderboy will be making bank for these fights

>>149754357
>not even an s

>why doesnt ufc care about punching accuracy as much as boxing?

>>149754357
Who really gives an fuck about Superman

>>149754347
kek!
>>149754352
it's kino!

>>149754324
That's his brother

Holy shit Im such a retarded faggot

>>149754357
Superman is a jew btw

>>149754384
Sneed...

>>149754383
Nah, Gabriel lost go Dalby. Israel lost go Benoit and more recently, Nazim Sadykhov

Bonfire has lost the story

>>149754384
but enough about......uuuhhhhh....nevermind

>>149754390
what have jews done to you personally?

>>149754393
bumfemme

boomerbros...

>>149754392
*Ismael

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

This is what antisemite posters look like.

nice handjob action there

gay ass sport

>>149754398
Brainwashed all of my family

ultimate fighting, everyone

>>149754410
Wow. I better not criticize Israel like some sort of looser

What is Bonfim even supposed to be good at?

KEEEEEK
That was a mastubation on live tv

WONDERCHAD ROUND.
never doubt you pal

HEEEEEEEM LEG PUSSY

I thought the Bumfin sisters were cut

>>149754062 (OP)

Not to sound like a cuck or anything but Derrick Lewis is the type of guy Id let have his way with my wife while I hang out and watch

>lets match every striker up against a wrestler so instead of a high level striking match or high level wrestling match we just get two guys standing against a cage hand fighting

>>149754275
I've never had sex and I feel like I'm living in Hell already. I watched an episode of Supermarket Sweep from 25 years ago earlier today and fell in love with one of the girls playing it. My life is already functionally over.

HEEM WOBBLEY

SAVED BY THE BELL!!!

can we just skip the third round and get the split decision already

Good fight.

Also post more Asian women.

OOOOHHHH SEMI HEEM

KINO

old man strenght is real. wonderboy is the strongest fighter in the ufc

Wondergoy is getting heemed this round

ew

his shin is fucked

bonbitch

Watching Wonderboy fight feels like watching my dad get his ass kicked I don't like it

still my boy

CHIN BUSTED

The Bonfim brothers suck

He almost got goobered

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

OH NO

OHHHHHHHH HES GOT A SCRAPED SHIN!!!!!! SOMEONE GET THE RUBBING ALCOHOL AND A BANDAID!!!!!!!!!

sheesh!

>>149754449
He's fucking winning!!!

AAAAIIIIIEEEE PLEASE DON'T HEEM ME WONDERGERIATRIC

it's retarded that they dont allow them to just wrap the cut.

>>149754438

>>149754357
>YFW some club made that an official jersey for todays game on Brasileirão

>panic rasslin' against a 42-year-old
UH OH STINKY!!!!

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>>149754433
Supermarket Sweep was still making new episodes past the 90's?

wonderboy should keep throwing left high kicks, maybe some of the blood will get in bonfims eyes and blind him

Please don't get Corey Hill Anderson Silva Weidman'd I can't bare to watch it

wonderboy won the story

ultra faggot cage

>>149754062 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149754479
they made an even worse early 2000's version. I aught it once on GSN

>WONDABOY
>WONDABOY
>WONDABOY

His shin looks fine, DC is just a whiner

Bumfim losing the story hard

>>149754487

>>149754410
Zapata is a literal Adonis

Bitchfim should get cut for this

illegal tanking of that shit

>>149754433
How old are you?

this nigga got gray hair

>>149754466
:>

wtf Bonfim should be ded

>gassing before your opponent that's 15 years older than you
kwab

>>149754489
you are brown

the grandpa still got it?

>>149754487
Was he a top or a bottom?

this faggot brazilian should stick to povertyflop he cant even beat a 42 year old grey haired boomer

>>149754501
58

>>149754491
BOOBA

reminder that wonderpedo got flushed by till

bumfim

>you are brown

Wonderboy is losing to literally HUE nobodies. He's cooked. Retire now. His style is totally ourtdated and solved. He's never a threat.

Cut the Bonfim brothers, I’ve seen enough

bonfim is fucking pathetic lol

>>149754469
Nigga heil hitler

just how bad of an announcer is DC?

>>149754528
wonderboy 2, 3

>>149754487

>hold your opponent against the cage
>win
not a combat sport

>>149754491
BREED BREED PLAP PLAPPLAPLPAPLAPALP GET PREGNANT BREED BREED BREED

wonderboy won that shit

wonder boy UD. BUMFIN FUMBLED

2 and 3 to wonderboy
pretty clear

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

bumfin would lose if this went 5 rounds

29-28 wonderbro

Best win of Wonderboy's career. He took 2 and 3.

brown bros, we did it. Top 15, here we come

KWABfim

>>149754497
solid 8.5

wonderboy 2 and 3 anything else is bullshit

>hug a dude against a cage for 6 minutes
>win
when did gay sex become a pro sport?

oh boy, i sure am excited for that split decision win for the crotchsniffer

Massive story loss for Bonfin

wonderboy wins the 2nd and FUCK IT IM GIVING HIM THE 3RD LETS GO

WONDERBOY OR ROBBERY

29-28 Wonderboy

>>149754537
Fr kek
And that's 90% of UFC fights

desperation cagefuck against a 42 year old. perhaps the biggest story loss in recent memory

lol bonfim was landing the jab and still felt the need to hug against the cage, what a fucking dogshit fighter

>>149754549
he lost

Bonfim brothers are ass. But they're gonna rob Wonderboy

The octagon cage is a mistake that was only conceived of because it was edgy back in the 90's, and you can't convince me otherwise.

They should give yellow cards for stalling against the cage

>struggling this much against a 42 year old
give it to wonderboy

As expected from Gaybriel Bumfiend.

>>149754533
>>149754542
I agree, and fuck these humping faggots, where's old man kino against Salikov

>>149754554
>here's that ugly anti semite freak I was telling you about..

>people think wonderboy won
anons i.......

>>149754569
This is true.

>wins by split decision

>>149754537
>>149754557
Kek fr
And that's most of UFC fights

Imagine becoming unhirable because you shitposted online

Wonderman

This is why vets should fight vets in their last fights, it's win-win for both as they're on their way out AND you know both will put on a show because they have nothing to lose.

Wonderboy won unironically

RIGGED

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK

kek

>>149754491
AI

You should start losing points for stalling if you don't advance position or have significant strikes.

ABSOLUTE STATE of this faggot "sport"

i'm fucking sick of it

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wonderboy is a better striker than most of these new bums, they always hug him for dear life cause they dont wanna get headkicked, what a robbery

COMPLETE UTTER FUCKING ROBBERY HOLY FUCKING SHIT

riggy
why does holding someone up against the cage count as a win

never in doubt, obviously the cagehugger gets the split

BOOOOOOO ROBBERY BOOOO

ahahahah what a fucking shit show

>>149754584
neets shall inherit the earth

ROBBERY
O
B
B
E
R
Y

You shouldn't win by holding. Dude did nothing with the control time.

this fag had his hand raised like it wasnt even close
crotchsniffing for dear life

HE HECKIN HUGGED HIM AGAINST THE FENCE

what matters more to a judges decision, significant strikes landed or control time?

Expected result. Still disappointing.

Gay and rigged

The writing was on the wall. I knew it.

Either way Bumfim has no future

>>149754584
oh no my jobs! I need to make shekels for mr shkelberger!

grim

the absolute state of hwites..

how the fuck man

boring faggot wins again, no wonder this garbage company is going down the drain

wonderboy's a good lad

Complete bullshit

>please hold hands for me so people stop booing me robbing you

man, I know that Wonderboy technically lost
but holy shit am I tired of hugging out decisions

what is this gay cage climbing homo shit together, fucking gay sport

ufc needs a balance patch

>Get rid of judges
>Both fighters now get a loss on their record if the fight goes the distance
This fixes MMA, and makes it the greatest sport to ever exist.

Wonderboy should hang them up. This is probably the best result he can hope for.

>Win hanging on opponents leg for last 3 mins of fight...
Gay

>>149754623
>>149754612
You're poor.

based on how round 3 ended neither of them deserved a win there. double story loss, despicable performance by the both of them

i'm gonna shoot worm whichever judges gave it to bonfim

wonderboy landed 2 kicks the entire fight

>>149754569
Karate Combat pit is ideal

Mike Bell is quickly becoming one of the worst judges.

I thought the bonfim bros were jewish the whole time for some reason

>Cuts away from the interview to show the real winner leaving the arena
Yeah. You better.

>>149754631
i don't know how you score the 3rd for him. 1 min of holding, even wonderboy turning him around briefly, is worth more than 4 mins of control and a hard kick to the head?

>>149754616
I dont understand desu

Dana should cut him. This is pathetic. He's NOT getting the white house fight. retire NOW

>>149754638
jobs are literally for poor people

>>149754645
Now you know the reason

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>>149754638
>spends his time talking to poor people
you're dumb

HOLY SHIT two of the judges gave bonfim round 3
that's insane

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wonderboy outdamaged him in Rd 3. Damage trumps all other scoring criteria in MMA, 2 of the judges don't know the rules of their sport

>>149754638
You're morally bankrupt

>>149754584
Thats literally why I fumbled posting on brazilian imageboards

>>149754644
More like Mike Bellend!

holy shit dc couldn't even hide the contempt during the interview lol

>>149754638
>t. street shitter

>>149754634
Judges should have points / ranking. Crooked judges get lower ranking with less pay.

>>149754634
They'd need to switch to a ring with ropes, or make it so just hugging and love tapping your opponent doesn't count as "work" and forces a quick separation.

>>149754624
He's a traitor to the white race and a total failure.

>>149754643
Fuck no, the pit is better for wrestlers

>>149754644
Dave Tirelli is an incompetent mob thug who always have terrible scorecards.

why do they do it?

>"you have a name to ask?"
>"no"

Fucking retard monkey. Why are monkeys so retard?

>>149754656
I need a name, cause my dick just about shot off my body

does kid rock have aids

>>149754635
That's fucking radical b, they should just get rid of control time and score points for takedown defence

no way you people think that's a robbery

It'll be horrific for Max's legacy if he goes 0-3 against two different fighters

>>149754652
He lost to a guy who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. LMFAO give it up.

>>149754677
>so retard
heh

>>149754652
His only recent losses that I recognize are shavkat and buckley, everyone else just hugged him. how are these bums unable to strike with a 40 year old vet?

I feel bad for countries that don't have people like kid rock and trump, just empty suits

>>149754649
it's the takedowns
sure they're completely useless, lead to nothing, and Wonderboy stood up from them over and over again
but I'm pretty sure that standing back up either doesn't count or isn't counted as much as the takedowns themselves

>>149754687
he's just one of those alcoholics that stay thin and dry out

>>149754694
2-1 against Poirier still isn't great, but he should have been given the 2nd Volk fight

>still shilling the bmf belt after holloway got absolutely gadooshed by a gigamidge

B M F
M
F

why does Holloway talk like that?

>>149754479
Yes it went a little bit into the 2000s, still with David Ruprecht. You will never understand how back I thought we were when they announced the revival. There was only one host on Earth who could have ruined the show, and they hired her for it.
>>149754501
I'm the 33 year old from the other thread. My life consists of waking up, going to work, coming home, and shitposting through the Saturday night UFC threads. I have nothing else.

BEZ BOGSA IN DA YOU EFF CEE BABEH
TENT ISLAND LEZZ GOOOO

>>149754703
looks like an old grandma in key west

i fucking love Clutch

>>149754433
sex is not the meaning of life. in fact, plenty of guys who had plenty of sex early in life end up divorced at 30-40 and never having sex again anyways. their real life starts when they realize that their first life was lived shallow. most of the greatest philosophers in history never had sex. one might conclude that sex havers are mediocre.

>>149754677
You tell us.

Wondersoi won that

>>149754710
you gon fine out sattadhay nite!

>>149754135
1 is first retard

>>149754707
The bmf belt was always for guys not good enough to win a real title, so it makes sense.

>>149754697
>be pointfighter
>lose on points because your style is retarded and they just kick your leg
UFC is passed the point of gimmick fighters. The wonderboys and Maias are a thing of the past.

dana white does not care about black people

>>149754686
Mal Malloy

good luck finding anything new though. that pic is from 13 years ago

Dustbin is going to come back for one last payday against Conor at the White House.

God, this shit is so boring. Get these fat asses out here already so we can get it over with. I want to watch sumo. I really should quit watching sports. It's a waste of time, but I love sumo so much.

>>149754707
Always makes me kek imagining sitting there with water dropping in his bald fucking head

card looks a bit better now that ige vs pitbull isn't the co main event anymore

>>149754196
>zygote
isnt that the new Spider Man villain?

>>149754712
Rate yourself from 1 to 10. Be honest.

>>149754652
>hugged against cage
>hugged against cage
>beat Holland’s ass
>hugged against cage and subbed by title contender
>was winning until fluke ko
>robbed against cage hugger
He’s just got unlikely desu.

i hope poois heems this hue

>the bmf title

beast mode engaged

>>149754743
it's still shit

>>149754735
well his name isnt Dana Black

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

>>149754719
I'm not a philosopher either. I get none of the good stuff and all of the bad.
>>149754749
4 tops

Fight fairy is being a bitch tonight I bet her boyfriend cheated on her or something

>>149754731
>The bmf belt was always for guys not good enough to win a real title
correct, however, I still don't understand why they didn't just give it to ilia. whats the point of having it sit with a guy that just got brutalized? can't be a bmf and a loser, folks. simple as!

>>149754743
might be a cazzie filter card
prelims look alright

>>149754770
wgaf

reminder that there are two bmf champs, JDM and Ilia

>>149754751
At a certain point, it's just your fault for refusing to address the glaring deficiency in your game
>Waaahhhhhh you have to stand and have a point karate match with me because I'm le fan favourite wholesome Wonderpedo!!!!

>>149754770
>boyfriend
D R O P P E D

>>149754712
Sounds like you could use a friend

Who here /druk/???
WHAT A LIFE

>>149754433
They didnt hand you cards to play with so why fucking complain that you're not winning

>>149754712
I feel you, UFC is the highlight of most of my weeks too. Do you at least have a good job?

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!!!

He beat a Tafa?!?!

what is the obsession with having sex? ask any married man... most don't have sex anymore. sex is a mortal desire. a temptation. se can be bought by anyone. that's what separates man from beast. it's much harder and requires much more character and mental restraint to say no to a thot begging to slob on your knob then to indulge her. that is the true filter for those who will transcend mortal flesh and those who will be reborn as another drooling npc. I knew a guy in my 20s who had sex for the first time and ended up getting a horrible case of herpes on his entire face. everyone always called him herpes from that day onwards? do you think it was worth it?

At least you have a job.

>>149754771
Belts don't change hands if somebody misses weight even if they win. Fight has to actually be for the belt for the belt to be on the line.

You don't get doublechamp's belts when you beat him while he's trying for triplechamp either.

I really really really want to see Lewis knock this lanklet bum tf out.

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

>>149754770
You're in too deep Inderjeet

its funnier if poois gets heemed

>>149754782
At a certain point we all have to stop watching this nancy sport and switch to kickboxing

I wish the black beast would prone bone me

>>149754433
my guy, sex is overrated
there are much more rewarding things to do with your time
focus on those, you'll be winning the race

>>149754686
newfag

>>149754771
they don't want to unify it with a real belt. the only purpose of the bmf title is being able to headline ppv cards with non title fights

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

>>149754805
Kickboxing is dogshit

>>149754807
>there are much more rewarding things to do with your time
like what?

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

who remembers when lewis took a dive against tuivasa?

HOLY SHIT HE BEAT *THE* JUSTIN JUNIOR TAFA??????????

>>149754822
Posting on /sp/ with your frens

damn gane got fat

>>149754820
Cage grinding is better?

>>149754790
rarefied air with tucco tacos

>>149754796
>Fight has to actually be for the belt for the belt to be on the line
right that's what im saying. they should've put it on the line. makes no sense for the guy that gadooshed and still hold on to it. the belt loses steam and power.
>You don't get doublechamp's belts when you beat him while he's trying for triplechamp either.
yeah but that's because he's vacated one of the belts, and the bmf belt isn't even a real belt so why not stack them? should've been title defense + bmf belt winner takes all. would've built hype and given the bmf belt more legitimacy.

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

Derrick in less than one round

Lets go, Xicão... Break the brazilian on main event curse

>>149754824
i remember when him and ngannou had the worst fight in ufc history

>>149754817
I don't even know why they bother with that excuse of needing title fights to headline PPVs. Conor obviously headlines all the time without a belt, and Khamzat vs Nate was headlining before Khamzat missed weight

Haven't watched UFC in over a decade. Since when did they let a woman do commentary?

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

The nigger is getting knocked out.

shrimpy having a little episode again

>>149754793
Ganesque

I hope Tasarah gets KO'd so brutally he's never the same again and goes on a tony ferg level loss streak.

What a God awful depressing event this has been

THE justin tafa? IN only 35 seconds?

just remember what happened to adam and eve. that's all you need to know about sex havers. cain and abel too... well, that probably also involved sex I suspect.

is lewis going to quit again?

bumfim fucked my parlay up what a fucking bum cant wait for Poois to ko this fecalzillian faggot

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

>>149754844
Rose vs Esparza 2 beats it for that title

what if we take all the brazillians and just put em in a separate org

Teixeira is the brazilian Chris Daukaus

Spoiler alert: The black bitch quits in the first round again

>>149754844
that fight was detrimental to his legacy desu

>>149754785
I probably could.
>>149754787
What else am I supposed to do? Just sit here and rot silently?
>>149754788
I am the tard wrangler at an Amazon warehouse. At least they're all getting deported in two more months.
>>149754807
I've tried all that and it doesn't help.

>>149754863
depends. if he gets hit then yes.

>>149754863
if he doesn't heem in the first, absolutely

>>149754860
such an odd dichotomy with women. on one hand they wish to flaunt their bodies and be treated as aristocracy as a consequence of their beauty and their vaginas (their physically essentially) but on the other hand everybody has to pretend that this isnt what's happening

>>149754866
What a fucking mess that was

I'm going to CUM inside my Asian GF tonight and there isn't a single thing Reddit can do about it.

Lewis will gas out in rd 1

this nigga towers over the fence

>>149754873
Wait, one of them's black? WHICH ONE?

JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED! JOIN US ON https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc REPLACE _ WITH . LAG FREE GUARANTEED!

>>149754876
Retard

>>149754876
whats a tard wrangler

shucking and jiving while the cutman works is 100% a sign you are below 80 IQ

Lewis' record is 9-2 when he walks out to this song

>>149754770
She streams on twitch or youtube or else?

>>149754822
basically anything that enriches your experience of life
sex is a biological drive, but doesn't add anything
go for a hike and enjoy nature
learn a skill
read a bunch of good books
become good at something
volunteer at an animal shelter

literally anything that adds value to life is better than sex

>>149754882
how drunk are you, serb bro?

OMG LE BLACK BEAST HE IS LE FUNNY LE JIU JITSU DOESNT LE WORK JUST LE GET UP

NEW
>>149754086
>>149754086
>>149754086
>>149754086

>>149754885
Imagine him x Robelis Despaine

>>149754876
A hour with a prostitiute is what? $200? $300? Just do it dude. You will NEVER regret it

>>149754894
I know.
>>149754895
I have to remind them to get back to work when they get bored or distracted and just kind of wander off.

the crisis of the global capitalist system

>>149754884
Post her ass.

>>149754793
I have sex with my wife all the time. I'm married. Not newlywed.

>>149754904
fucking kill yourself

Derek Poois:
> I'm in the best shape of my career. I've never felt this good before a fight.
Derek Poois after:
> I threw my back out 6 weeks ago and couldn't train at all.

>>149754901
largely sober, haven't smoked in hours, haven't drank in months probably

>>149754882
Nobody wants to admit their mother/sisters/daughters are all sluts who want to advertise themselves for use by Chad, so we agreed not to draw attention to it

>>149754876
What are your interests and hobbies anon?

>my ball ara hhotaaa ya niguuuuu
what did the black beast mean by this

>>149754904
no

>my balls was h-ACK

>>149754903
this but unironically

>>149754917
>wanting to have sex with attractive people is….. le bad!

>runs 6 miles every other day
It's not unbelievable, I just don't believe Lewis does that....

nobody likes kikes and they have big noses let's go black beast

Every woman lust's for me it's honestly exhausting being a Chad slayer I envy you plebians and serfs

bruce "reddit" buffer

>>149754906
That'll just make me feel more alone.
>>149754918
I don't think I have any.

>>149754904
it's the last fight you fucking idiot

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>Read a book instead of having sex with women

>>149754915
sounded like a drunk rant kek

>woman talking about fighting and putting people out
the sissification of UFC continues

>>149754086
>>149754086
>>149754086
>>149754086
NEW

derek louise is maori

>sal d'amato
prepare for a riggery

>40 year old derrick poois is still top 10
hw is grim

I hope it's a first round heem so it can be over

>>149754955
actually kill yourself fucking faggot

black beast getting instaheemed

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>>149754944
It won't. It really won't.

This is the last thread. Ignore the shrimp

>>149754908
What is this official job title?

Tallison Teixeira looks like evil Gane.

>>149754917
>body wants to admit their mother/sisters/daughters are all sluts
im assuming you don't mean in terms of body count but in terms of the power women wield with their cunts and bodies in which case I do agree. but that's just female power. not necessarily conducive to being a slut imo

>>149754906
prostitutes are illegal

NEW!!
>>149754086
>>149754086
>>149754086
>>149754086

>>149754976
So...just Gane, then?

what happens in nashville, tennessee

trying to make a new thread when the main is about to start is the real way to see that shrimpdick isn't a real heemer

>>149754955
retard

We stay hear. We bang.

why did you choose a shrimp as your logo?

>>149754988
it’s the home of country music

Never seen this hue fight but just from his physiognomy I'm pretty sure he's about to get heem'd

>>149754984
There's still time to delete this.

Lewis is shook

>>149754944
so what retard? if the rule you followed etc...

BIG MAN GOTTA EAT

kek

how the fuck are you stopping that?

>>149754965
BLACKED

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!!

good event Dana

what? that's a fucking bullshit stoppage

ZOGGED

HUGE POP!!!!

AHAHHAHAHAH DERRICK FUCKING LEWIS

DA BEAST

WTF IT JUST STARTED

LETS GO EARLY STOPPAGE BABY

HE PLAYED POSSUM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET REKT ROOKIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

GET BEASTED BITCH BOY GRABBIN THE CAGE

BACK TO THE JUNGLE MONKE

kek

WHAT A SHITSHOW FUCKING LMAO POOFC IS A JOKE

that was fucking retarded

EARLIEST STOPPAGE EVER

kek

MY BALLS IS HOT

Bullshit early stoppage, but still funny as fuck kek

Holy early stoppage

terrible

another bbbbbeast of a stoppage from the zog

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZOMG STOP THE FOIGHT STOP THE FOIGHT

allison teixeira will be back

heeeeeeeemed

>0-9
Brazil bros...

HE TOOK HIS SHORTS OFFF

lmao what a fucking terrible stoppage

he knew he was gonna try to punch him, why didnt he jus stop it

Herzog had plans and was just waiting to flush this turd

>ref stops the fight when he gets to his feet

Shit stoppage.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BLACK MUTHA FUCKIN BEAST BABY!!!!!

>Brazoo animals in shambles

Kek what a raped bitch

WTF REF?

>>149754971
>has sex for 10 minutes
>never get to see her again
I don't see how this doesn't end in complete mental collapse for me.
>>149754975
Process Guide

worst stoppage of all time

LMFAO
first guy to fall for lewis playing possum he does this shit every fight

>PooFC
>Real sport
Pick one

i've never seen a delayed early stoppage before. he was getting pounced, fights to his feet and is then stopped. lmao

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

kek, dc won that fight by yelling stop

Shit stoppage

Put him Aspinall

doo was climbing up the cage like prison break

Fuck your ref it just started getting good

Revenge for Wonderbro

>>149755064
>>149755057
I thought he was telling him to stop grabbing the fence then he ends it LOL

POOWIS

uhhhhhh,,,,, wtf happened

wtf was that stoppage LMAO

kek he was getting fistfuls of that cage

I'm just happy shrimp fag got absolutely thread cucked like the little reddit faggot he is

>>149754965
>he didnt bet on a derrick lewis r1 KO
KWAB

weak left, weak chin

why do ppl keep falling for lewis playing possum? he does it every fight.

holy shit herzog is a terrible ref

>>149755061
No one here likes Teixeira

early as fuck

i literally thought he was stopping it to warn him about cage grabbing or something then the fight if off

nice stoppage

kill this fucking sport

>>149755068

Two winners
USA x2

>Jack Slack tried to say this guy is a legit HW

pussy ass zoomers can’t handle old millennial bulls!

>>149755074
kek

Legit the worst stoppage in UFC history.

Terrible stoppage.

ufc sucks

did herzog deicde to stop it because he grabbed the fence????

Herzog keeps getting worse

was that the worst stoppage of all time?

>>149755088
>urinates on you
problem?

Perhaps the worst stoppage I've caught live.

kek he almost heemed herzog

that was lame

>>149755092
because sometimes he's just giving up

what an absolute retarded stoppage

why are they all pretending that wasn't a shit stoppage kek

>>149755115
its up there

slutty buck...

Herzog had money on Lewis.

>>149755064
scaring the refs by flailing like a retard has been the meta for years. You don't need to land anything just show autistic aggression and they will panic stop you for easy wins.

No finesse for finishes anymore.

great fight

that was so fucking gay

>>149755122
>>149755115

its cuz he was grabbing the cage

terrible stoppage

What qualification you need to he an MMA referee ?

And I picked all the /heem/ picks. I’m fucked up Patrick Star.

he answered the call

>>149755096
me too

tune in
see darkie with no pants
pissing in corner
dana drinking it up

Lmao he was literally back on his feet. Optics wise an incredibly retarded stoppage but ofc there will be no consequences as always

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STAND UP AFTER GETTING HIT BY LEWIS IT'S NOT FAIR THEREFORE THE FIGHT IS OVER!!!!!

There's never been a worse stoppage in UFC history. This was abominable.

>>149755066
It's in contention

he grabbed the fence it's a DQ loss

>>149755131
except he had got to his feet

Derrick Lewis showing off because he wants some of that Tennessee BWC

herzog bet on the fight to end in the 1st round

>Trump rigged it
holy based

henlo Trump

I'm done with this shit sport.

>ESPN let a curse word get through the censors
KWAB

>faked an eye poke then smesh

>>149755137
>grab cage
>ref calls the fight
???
isn't cage grabbing just a fucking point deduction?

>>149755065
If you want to move onto something different, lying on a resume can take you a long way. What state are you in?

>Stops the fight after he stands up and turns around to fight back claiming that he must have been technically knocked out

>>149755112
I think so. It was pretty blatant and potentially fight-changing. You can't just take a point away for that.

>>149754652
>Only win in the last 5 years is literal Kevin Holland, who took pity on him by promising to not wrestle
Absolutely grim.

Trump's top guy

>>149755030
Nah, he was genuinely injured, the knuckle his eye when the punch was thrown

HerZOG

>>149755160
cuz he was out of it

Troonald luv some BBC

damn lewis' woman is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

i hate niggers so much

>>149755160
If you are Brazilian and cheat, it should be instant DQ

Derrick just got off the phone with someone on the Epstein client list.

das herzog fault

>>149755123
they don't care so long as the right one wins

I CAN SEE HIS WIFE'S PUSSY AND TASTEFUL TRIMMED BUSH

>>149755176
>he was out of it
>literally getting up and turns to try and fight as soon as he's on his feet
???

>Derrick Lewis has a beautiful black queen and not a snow bunny like you'd expect

Based

>>149755182
your mom's ass?

>>149755179
Ok, Mehmet.

just let the man fucking talk. we can watch guys murder each other but curse words are off limits?

battering brazil fucking lmao get fucked hues

brazil was fucking exposed tonight. they should just stick to povertyflop instead of trying to fight 40 year old boomers.

>>149755187
she cute

>he's only been fighting tomato cans like Justin Tafa
I mean it's true but that's kinda mean.

Leave asspainall to me.

early stoppage

>>149755159
(((HERZOG)))

>>149755160
the idea, in theory, is that he was so knocked out that he could only pull himself up with the cage

>>149755191
You mean grabbing the cage to pull himself up and then pushing off the ref?

>>149755187
disgusting

You just know she's wet as fuck

literally just scripted a fight so they could have a funny post fight interview

>>149755192
>like you'd expect
you're addicted to cuck porn homo

>>149755163
Massachusetts but I could never pass a job interview. The next level of promotion internally requires one so unless it's a completely rigged put up job I'm going to do this until I fall off a ladder and they wheel me out the back during break time to avoid an investigation.

Retarded stoppage, should have let the fight continue, reset, then warn or take a point for fence grab. Fucking retard refs. The UFC sucks so much dick now

the absolute state of amerilard entertainment. these niggers have zero class.

>literally climb the cage to get up
>early
kys homo's

>>149755191
dude he got knocked out for one second then came back to life and only to get pummeled and wasn't defending himself.

>>149755160
he was a cheater and so got called. easy decision also ban and dq all hues they are boring af

if he wasn't american dc would have said it was an early stoppage

That was pretty funny though.

>>149755214
Low T

>>149755187

thats a huge bitch

>>149755187
yum

>>149755187
she heard you and now she's hiding it

girls like it when you win fights ive heard

>>149755065
What's stopping you from just having sex like a normal person with a woman that isn't a fucking prostitute?

>NOOOOO WHERE'S LE HECKIN CLASSERINO!

>>149755228
He wasn't even knocked out for a second. When he landed on his ass he was shaking his head taunting lewis.

>>149755192
hey, she might like skiing

>>149755115
Was a good stoppage, he used the fence to get back to his feet, would have been dead if hadn't.

Texeira grabbed the fence FOUR TIMES to pull himself up, that's why Herzog stopped it, unironically good stoppage

>>149755240
kek I know right

>>149755187
>>149755240

since when is grabbing the fence a tko?

>>149755245
i call bs he fell because he was knocked out

>go to boston massachusetts
>rainbow flags everywhere

massachusetts is gay

Lewis is the blackest nigga to ever live.

>>149755260
OOOHHHHH HEEEEEEM GRABBY

>>149755187
A lot of ground and pound of that pussy tonight...

they just wanted the fat nigger to win so he could do his retarded shtick afterwards

>>149755243
Not being a normal person probably has something to do with it.

>>149755243
Nothing you say will help him. He wants to be miserable, let him.

>>149755265
Kek

>>149755281
>he didnt bet on the bigger, blacker fighter
damn shame

>>149755222
I got into an office job by lying on my resume. Background checks basically just make sure you aren't a felon. And all you have to do to pass an interview is look up common questions and what good answers to them are.

>>149755263
The Ukraine flags are a far bigger problem. I suppose they're the same flag if you really think about it.

>>149755260
that is the problem here. he clearly wasn't tko'd and fight was stopped(lol) for fence grabs?

Derrick Lewis will make Aspinall retarded just like his son

>>149755284
>being realistic about your prospects is "wanting to be miserable"

>>149755107
Oh, that's just because you don't know anything about fighting. That will pass.

He climbed the cage after having his shit rocked. You dumb piece of shit.

>>149755299
heeheee funny burgerito kys

Based black beast fuck new talent

>>149755292
we can't even bet on ufc here, i picked lewis though

>>149755293
You also have to recite the answers without sweating clean through your shirt and looking like you're making it all up.

>>149755301
he wasn't defending himself and had to use the fence to pull himself up. dude was done.

>>149755303
Honestly at this point I want you to stay miserable as well, less competition for me.
Stay weak, it'll make me look better

>>149755309
most of the time refs don't even take points away for that shit. herzog is retarded and robbed the fans of a brawl.

I agree, they should have let him punch that brazilian fuck in the skull until it leaked out of his ears.

>>149755324
idk what you were watching but he still clearly had his faculties about him.

>>149755282
I will ask again, what is stopping you from having sex with a woman that ISN'T a prostitute

>>149755284
He's being retarded, can't even answer my question, you try and be helpful and these people don't want to help themselves

>>149755303
>being realistic
get a grip.

>>149755324
He was fully conscious and was standing up on his own before grabbing the fence. Deduct a point, but you can't just end the fight over that.

if you can't guard or stand on your own you have lost and the fight is over.

>>149755281
The bookie appreciates your donation. Bitch nigga

>>149755354
the problem is that if you deduct a point there you give him the chance to recover.

I literally told you

>>149746707

>>149755350
> what is stopping you from having sex with a woman that ISN'T a prostitute
The fact that she can say no and rape is illegal.

>>149755317
It can be done. I learned about this from other people online, and then did it myself. Just keep practicing. Find something that will make you happier and try to get your foot in the door.

>>149755362
i picked lewis because i'm not retarded enough to bet on a guy whose best win is a tafa brother.

>>149755365
He had recovered already. I don't get this logic. Just deduct it later.

>>149755348
>>149755354
liars it's on youtube he was crawling up the fence because he couldn't stand

>>149755303
Don't try to explain it to normgroid midwits anon, they'll never understand. You might as well talk to a brick wall, it's about the same level of intelligence.

>>149755397
he plants his foot after scrambling to his knees before grabbing the fence. he eats like one more shot before climbing up and turning around. it's a ridiculous thing to end the fight for fence grabs when you can just wait, much like they do to put mouthguards back in after falling out, for a break in the action to address it.

>>149755350
More specifically? I can't talk to girls. I kind of pulled it off twice but they both had bfs.
>>149755376
Of course it can be done or no one would have a job. But I can't.
>Find something that will make you happier
I don't even know what that would be. To me work is just something to go do for half the day to get paid later.

>>149755425
he wasn't guarding let alone attacking and had to use the fence to get up because he couldn't get up on his own. it's over.

>>149755435
Sums up Dana White's management style in the Power Slap era.

>>149755427
Get a dog ?

>>149755397
>https://twitter.com/i/status/1944246050937508177
he even grabs lewis arm to turn around as the ref jumps in.

To those that are commenting it was an early stoppage I will explain, the logic is as follows:

If you cannot intelligently defend yourself the fight will be stopped.
Grabbing the fence is illegal, they are informed of this before the fight begins, this has been drilled into them again and again.
The fighter has been compromised, he has made two (2) flagrant fence grabs to improve his position, had he not grabbed the fence he would have continued to stay on the bottom and incur damage where the fight would have ended. Additionally if you do not have the wherewithal to not drag yourself to your feet via the fence you are not all there mentally.
Compounding this the disruption to the fight was too great, if he had to separate them he it would have been too big of a momentum shift, Derrick would've been tired and the Brazilian would have got a rest.

>>149755455
but he had already lost. and from that video you can tell he knew.

>>149755444
he was scrambling to his feet. he already made it to his knees and was upright before any grabs. take a point away for fence grabs and let them fight. absolutely retarded call.

>>149755334
Name the last time you saw someone getting pummeled and then claiming up using the cage (while still getting punched), and then be allowed to continue.

Ya can't.

>>149755451
I'd feel bad about leaving it home alone for 12 hours a day. And then what am I supposed to do? Walk it? The dog will hate me.

But why you cant hold into the fence why didnt just put strong glass or smt ?

>>149755466
he grabbed the fence because he couldn't get up on his own.

>>149755427
>I can't talk to girls
>provides two instances where he spoke to them
Firstly stop calling them "girls", you're 33, they're women.
As with everything you need to practise it, you have to approach random people and talk to them, you will be awkward, it will be weird, just keep doing it. Speak to them like they're normal people and don't do it with the intention of getting sex, just do it to be nice and something will eventually come out of it. Super easy template I use is "Excuse me, I saw you from over there and I thought you were attractive, I would've been upset with myself if I didn't come over to tell you" *saying the last bit jokingly and do a little laugh* then I put my hand out "My name's anon" and shake their hand, at that point you figure it out

You sound like you have no direction too, start going to counselling, figure out what you actually want to do, you need a purpose, a direction to go in because right now you're just floating.

>>149755472
grabbing the fence like that is an unprecedented one, but did you see the beating pyfer put on gastelum a few weeks back? he scrambled and climbed to his knees and eventually got up, but you can't call a fight a tko for a fence grab unless it's a dq.
>had he not grabbed the fence he would have continued to stay on the bottom
>he grabbed the fence because he couldn't get up on his own.
you simply can't make those assumptions here. take a point away and let them go.

>>149755541
But taking the point away both gives time for huexiera to recover, harming lewis more than he would gain from the point deduction, and lewis loses the position, which would also hurt lewis more than he would gain from the point deduction. So a point deduction makes no senseyy4tv

>>149755562
the ref can start them back in that position. if a person grabs the cage to stop a take down, the ref has the power to take a point and reset them on the ground. interestingly enough, herzog was the ref for yan vs omalley where he was constantly grabbing the fence and he had no problem with it.

>>149755520
I don't have the confidence to pull this off myself. It just kind of works on rare occasions.

the dreadful tale of Tallison Texeira

>>149755601
Confidence comes from preparation, practise and previous experience, if you've only ever done shit and aren't putting in the effort into improving you're gonna get the same results. Actively training to do something is different to trying to do that thing by the way.
Confidence is from external validation, there's a reason why really pretty people can be cocky, they think that they're the shit so they act how people treat them.

Hey stupid niggers, “fouls committed by a fighter while they are hurt result in an immediate stoppage” did not magically become a rule overnight. Holy fuck

>>149754309
Oii why you ain't watch kickboxing den bruv?

>>149755643
I wouldn't even know where to start.

>>149755694
They just like bitching and won't actually try anything new

>>149755520
>"Excuse me, I saw you from over there and I thought you were attractive, I would've been upset with myself if I didn't come over to tell you" *saying the last bit jokingly and do a little laugh* then I put my hand out "My name's anon" and shake their hand, at that point you figure it out
no way this works unless you tell this to a hamplanet

>>149755698
I'm really struggling not to flame you, there's no way you can be this passive and helpless, how did you get your first job, how did you cook your first meal, how did you drive or take the bus to a place you've never been before. Unless you have someone planning and scheduling everything besides shitting and breathing you have the ability to figure it out, it's learned helplessness.

I'm gonna give you one last message because I need to go to sleep, reddit spacing becuase I have to.

ChatGPT is free, you can do prompts to help you, for example "I want to approach a woman I find attractive in the grocery store, what would be a good approach", "I am unsure where to start for improving my self confidence, please help", "What are the most important things I need to do to make someone feel comfortable when I'm approaching them", "I live in sneedville, can you recommend where to find licenced therapists/counsellors near me", "What are the principles of training, how can I improve a skill". We live in the information age, there is no excuse not to seek out this information, it's free and easy to find.

I don't know how to even express anything more simply than what I wrote in this message and my previous one, there is nothing to do besides exactly what I said, approach RANDOM people, they can be 18 or 80, they can be ugly or handsome, it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, just talk to people with the intention of getting better at talking to people.

I'm off to sleep, if you want to change your life you will do it, wallowing in self pity only results in more self pity and before you know it you will be 40 and crying about the same shit. Surround yourself with people that care about you and will tell you the truth, push yourself and be willing to improve and self reflective. Goodnight.

>>149755918
>how did you get your first job
My grandmother told the manager of the drug store that she'd get her prescriptions filled elsewhere if he didn't hire me. That's a true story. Then I got work study jobs in college that they hand out to get stimmy so those weren't actually real. Then I worked for a company my aunt owns part of. Then I got the Amazon job that doesn't do interviews. I have never passed a real job interview.
>how did you cook your first meal, how did you drive or take the bus to a place you've never been before
Those are easy because they don't involve tricking other people into wanting to spend time with me.

>>149755941
i'd spend time with you cutie

>>149755955
>looks outside
>leafs blowing away in the opposite direction of me
I don't believe you. Not even your own kind believe you.

>>149755975
stop playing hard to get

>>149755941
You're either retarded and detailed explanations through text can't help you or you're cosplaying a retard, either way you need professional help. Good luck.