Thread 216646963

>>216646963 (OP)
ugly woman

>>216646963 (OP)
Weird proportions, but good Irish feet.

poo smells lmao

might suck off an old jew

What are we arguing about today then?

>>216646964
Why would big harv need an erection? Especially for hours, what's the source on this?
He must've been shagging his mum right?

Saw the news this morning that the BBC isn't actually impartial and has a heavy left-wing bias. Mental that, who knew?

the cronem are in their REM sleep, please be mindful

It's my birthday today lads, will someone buy me the new distortus rex from Mattel or the new hot wheels shark park?
Thank you

mad how angry and upset people become if you look better than them

watched American Beauty (1999) for the first time the other day

How did the culture go from it be socially acceptable that high school aged girls wanted to shag their friends’ fathers to “ew, age gaps give me the ick and older men are all groomers!” lads

>>216647023
biased broadcasting corporation

>>216647057
seething pangpang x

>>216647057
think most of them are looking at her because she's wearing unusual clobber mate

>>216647083
funny how kevin spacey actually did turn out to be a groomer ent it

>>216646942
its not shortening his life you numpty. Australians barely have cats anyway, you nanny state niggas got nothing, dont even let your kids climb trees or do normal kiddie things. you're a bunch of medicated wankers

ahh yes another christmas looming where i pretend i dont hate my family whilst also having to bat away the question of why i dont have a partner yet

in bed whacking off

Caramelized onions coming together as we speak, lads.

im sorry.

>>216647101
i've owned cats my entire life and can climb trees just fine and have never been medicated for anything

>>216647057
I wonder if this is part of why I've had such difficulties with other people. I used to be very good looking and had people stabbing me in the back, stealing from me, treating me like shit a lot more than other people had to put up with. I definitely should've been more assertive, but other people's jealousy of my handsomeness would explain a lot.

>>216647083
been many years since I've seen the movie but as I remember it, the topic is portrayed negatively despite what you're saying

the man guy (Lester??) even backs out at the end when he realises the whole thing is gross and wrong. The daughter's friend, while hot, also chickens out at the end and doesn't really seem into it. She seems in over her head.

Why do poors and the working class all order takeaway every other night when meals like pasta are cheap and take 20 minutes to make
I’m still waiting for an answer

>>216647131
yeah on opposite day

>>216647128
I forgive you.

>>216647135
nah its probably because you're a gullible meek autist freak

>>216647148
you will not get away with this...

anyone ever been on a cruise? theres a cheap 4 day cruise to the canary islands and im tempted to book it, 4 day cruise + 7 days in tenerife + 4 day cruise back

all for 2.5k

>>216647147
you dont feel like cooking after a 12 hour shift on your feet

>>216647096
>oh my gosh is that woman wearing an air hostess uniform in an airport I had better scrunch up my nose like I've just inhaled dog shit

BREAKING NEWS
Lauren Alexis' instagram is down

seasideMARK the modern day Truman Show and it lush x

>>216647147
because they're thick

>>216647057
is it a tranny?

>>216647161
nah. Not been on holiday since 2012, the last time I had mates, since going on holiday alone is a waste of time

>>216647166
Here is a picture of her arse to enjoy whilst we work on technical difficulties.

>>216647164
‘Cooking’ and it’s putting a pot on the stove and stirring it. Me and my family all work 10 hours or more and nobody has issue with it otherwise it’ll just be slop for dinner each night. Let’s not pretend that most of these people work that long or hard either

>>216647147
Laziness and poor self control.
Honestly I don't cook very often myself so I just buy cheap ready meals or frozen food to make like kiddy teas such as chicken tenders chips and peas etc. not great but still costs me less than takeaway every night. Probably better for me and all.

>>216647161
there should be some reviews of it somewhere? they can be a bit hit or miss I think, depends a lot on the boat and the type of people it attracts

2500 doesn't sound that cheap so might be ok

>>216647180
No it's just an attractive woman in uniform, causing a signficant negative reaction among uglier, fatter women at being mogged.

>>216647169
one day fish
one day shit

>>216647147
The feeling of exercising power over the kitchen and delivery workers might be a factor. There's a feeling of indulgence that comes with it. I get a similar sort of feeling from eating meat sometimes. A kind of "top of the food chain" thing.

>>216647194
oh ok, dont know then. im poor but i only by takeaways on special occasions xX

>>216647161
that's a long time at sea on a boat that will be full of 70+ year olds

never been that into arse me

>>216647120
I really like onions but I can’t eat them because they hurt my tummy :/

>>216647159
I used to be a bit like that yeah, but I'm a lot better now. And at least I was never a bitter little bitchy cunt like you.

what is with brits obsession with the canary islands and tenerife?

>>216647166
>>216647188
i lost interest years ago as she doesn't show her holes off

me fulfilling my job application requirements for jobseeker

>>216647188
great arse but boring

>>216647083
Thora Birch was only 14 in that and she got her lovely pale tits out for us all to enjoy :)

>>216647201
it can be even cheaper, thats with an ocean view balcony room an inside cabin is 1.7k

>>216647241
it's got nice weather, feels a bit exotic and is easy to fly to

>>216647161
No but when I played in a band we got offered the chance to play on cruise ships. Absolute dream come true. Imagine getting paid to go on cruises and play in a band that you'd actually pay to play in. Then the band split up. Heartbreaking, it was.

ruby granger instagram still up

>>216647245
would be cool to have a pool properly down in the water
like underwater
just have it trawling along behind in a big glass qube

>>216647236
you seem a bit bitter, what with your poor innocent little angel who's been betrayed by the world routine

>>216647210
You be powertrippin my nigga

went so far down the wanking hole last night that they started recommending me evil dwarf videos

>>216647161
if you're a loser like me that will want to have access to the internet bare in mind you have to pay £40 a day and you get less than 1g of usage

had a dream about the life i want and it's become so crystal clear now that i must achieve it

>>216647228
Even after you sautee them for over an hour and all spice is gone and only sugar and roasting flavors remain?

evil dwarf sex arse

starmer wants to ban this probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJXLhvA0h9w

>>216647289
screaming

warwick davis sex arse with sludgy self-lubricating function

>>216647304
what was it

>>216647274
fill her up with cum

>>216647309
leftypol seething

wanking to green goblin porn

>>216647279
Maybe I am a little bitter, yes. But I don't take it out on random strangers on the internet, lashing out for no reason like a nasty little aspie virgin.

He’s literally me

>>216647296
right well that's the cruise cancelled then

>>216647287
Exactly

>>216647330
i had a garage in my house that i converted to a gym and also put a drum kit in and i just spent my days re-learning the drums and playing old songs i used to play when i was a teenager
I also had a dedicated fridge for drinks which was nice

>>216647343
no you just cry about it on an incel website like a normal well-adjusted person

came home last night and my indian neighbour was stood outside his flat knocking the door. Bearing in mind he lives there with his wife, and that I heard them having an almighty row a few days ago, I assumed she had deliberately locked him out.

didn't mention any of this to him I just said alright then quickly went inside. I assume he was later allowed back indoors by his wife.

Yid Army

mad you've kept this thread going for years with the same inane posts

Might have a tug to the sister doing cute little rabbit poos

raping a terraria cave bat

>>216647327
better than being stuck inside bored, lonely and depressed

>>216647362
fucking wish i had a garage

>>216647335
i would if i could

>>216647390
i dont have one either. not yet

im a evil alien

>>216647335
chance would be a fine thing

>>216647383
you always post about terraria

>>216647387
it's only a different kind of depression when you're out on your lonesome

got sore ankles because im not taking enough time to recover from running but I got nothing better to do

shame l'm not into cartoon

>>216647383
for me its the nymph

Ruby Grangler

sticking my dick in the terraria extractionator and getting 15 rotten chunks

>>216647379
Mad that you keep coming here instead of your own containment thread, oh wait, it's shit

JAMES
BROWN
IS
DEAD

>>216647362
neighbourberg must hate you

>>216647437
this genuinely might just be the most indian post /brit/ has ever seen. horribly worded ESLbabble, mindless ai porn shit, the works

>>216647440
The Orange Buffoon is a walking corpse at this point and only steered by his (((advisors))), just like late stage Biden.

>>216647387
i think the point is that it exacerbates loneliness and depression

putting my black sims in the swimming pool and watching them flail and drown

another miserable day of my dogshit life

>>216647364
>incel website
Don't project your own romantic failure on the rest of us you bizarre loser. Look at your posts and tell me that's the behaviour of a well-adjusted person. You can't even control your vicious attitude on here when nobody is provoking you. What are you like when you get stressed? You must be an absolute nightmare to deal with in real life. Maybe if you showed others the absolute minimum amount of respect then you wouldn't be such a horrible lonely little virgin.

>>216647372
>just said alright then quickly went inside
kek would have done exactly the same

also how unimaginably grim to have jeet neighbours

sailing skill drops next week

digging a hellevator in my nans shed

>>216647461
saw it on the front page didn't I? just popped in for a visit

>>216647477
yeah this, simply going outside isn't going to do anything if you have no intention of actually talking to people

they'd have to pull me out of the terraria zoologist like excalibur if she was real

>>216647484
didnt read lol

dammit its raining

>>216647529
done him

Sailing is an upcoming skill that will allow players to captain a boat and sail the seas of Gielinor. It is scheduled for release on 19 November 2025. To start training Sailing, players must complete the quest Pandemonium. Players can buy ships, and build facilities on them such as cannons to fight monsters at sea, and trawling nets to trawl for fish. Players train Sailing through various activities such as port tasks, sea charting, shipwreck salvaging and Barracuda Trials. Players may have ocean encounters, and can hire and assign crewmates to operate facilities on their ships.

>>216647543
>
rs3 already did this

nigga out here playing terraria like its 2015 :skull: :withered_rose: next unc gon be talking bout minecraft

>>216647529
battered that gimp

Emma Watson wears a pooey undie

i'm a heretic

>>216647487
they're aright to be fair, never any trouble. That recent verbal argument was the most noise they've ever made.

I don't know their names and they don't know mine.

>>216647551
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Jobless_Jim

>>216647529
Yes you did, because it's about you, and you're a self-obsessed narcissist. Only a woman or a child could have a character as underdeveloped as yours. Since you referred to this as an "incel website," I'm guessing female. Am I right?

polish toilfu's tits are looking good today

>>216647343
>>216647364
>>216647484
>>216647529
>>216647593

Need to change the bed sheets and rotate the mattress today.
Think I've been spending too long in bed, watching TV and shit posting. My right shoulder is killing me

women twerking videos

>>216647597
All the polish women at my work are really nice, pretty and non-fat. It's bizarre interacting with them then walking away feeling like you had a great time, opposed with talking to British women who are all massive cunts despite me doing nothing other than existing.

Yall lowkey sleepin on roblox porn

just had brek at a pub called "the satan"

>*logs onto /brit/*
ello

doing a gay porn peng poo dance

>>216647665
Bit creepy . What did you have?

painted kitchen knives are they safe

Bit worried about this driver lads

>>216647672
you just know it's 8.5+ inches and thick and veiny based on those hands

bit chilly. might put the gas on

>>216647675
spaghetti mayo

>>216647672
notice how the clip stops before the true horror of the tranny profile is revealed

>>216647676
Don't like them personally, whenever I see them the paint is all scratched and chipped and I can't help but think that's coming off into the food

>>216647691
Sounds mental. Was it nice? No meat?

i didnt read that reply either btw mate

Hunter could get surgery to fix his side profile but he doesnt even need to because he’s winning at life already

>>216647309
Rorke's holiday

all according to keikaku... fufufu ^^

*enters /brit/ at 11pm on a weeknight*

>>216647684
Put the oil on for an hour this morning meself

>>216647684
she's turned the weans against us

>>216647696
yep hate them too just dunno if it's really killing me or not. suppose stupid mumberg bought them cos they looked "fun". as if knives are scary otherwise. stupid ORE

whenever i open x aka twitter it's all full of oriental women

>>216647672
fake ass typing i thought my wife was better than that x

>>216647702
it was devilishly good, as advertised

>>216647228
>>216647306
It basically dissolves into a jam, if you will.

>>216647703
Obviously you did since you tried to reply to it. Says a lot that you couldn't even click the reply link. The 4chan equivalent of not being able to look someone in the eye. You tried to bully an anonymous person on the internet and got told, and now you're so rattled you can't even reply properly. Sad.

my kill my actual self with a MACHETE bow dow dow dow dow dow bow dow dow dow
BOW
dow dow dow
BOW dow dow dow
da da da duna na na du na na
BOW

morgan freeman being attacked by combine hunter choppers

Funny that. Thought institutional bias was the reason she was forced out of the job.

big brother: we are not institutionally biased

funny that

>>216647766
Watching a video about Shawshank redemption right now. Bit coincidental innit.

Had kind of fantasised about exberg messaging me happy birthday then coming round for some sexo and leaving (don't want to get back together with her you see), but that's just a pipedream

>>216647501
post volvos

I want to oil her butt

>>216647776
was watching one news (nz government run) tonight and they had to apologize for this trump speech editing too since they rebroadcast bbc news pieces

yer all a bunch of bloody bisexual bastards

>>216647808
this is a blue board, no nsfw allowed

>>216647716
is that the bitch who did that yearly partner summit thing, then divorced him and turned lezzo? she has an odious look about her

I'm a british man-ass-sexual

breakfast a-mundo

>>216647812
me looking down at the whole chicken i've got to cook for sunday dinner

>>216647568
I live in a block of flats and I never actually introduced myself to the guy below me despite exchanging pleasantries for over 2 years

doing toil

>>216647830
Drunk man outside going uugh uugh uugh

>>216647228
>>216647306
>>216647757
The most important ingredient is self-determined daytime in your life. Wagies will never (unless you are a five star kitchen chef).

https://youtu.be/_WsPZC1-TLo
this looks fun to be honest

what phenotype is this?

Mad how many brands survived their literal Nazi origin. Volkswagen. Adidas and Puma (founded by two brothers who were Nazi party members). Fanta. You'd think people would avoid these brands like the plague but no, they're globally successful. Weird.

grooving along to tunes while making scrambly egge

milhouse

>>216647830
whats that brown fluid?

Mickey Mouse
Coca Cola
sometimes war

again, didn't read
keep writing your little seetheposts though

>>216647890
ANOTHER THING IM ANGRY ABOUT IS THE CYCLE LANES I MEAN WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT I AM A CAR I WILL RUN YOU OVER BIKE NONCE!

>>216647876
NASA

what's he on about who's seething?

>>216647876
also Nivea, Porsche, Hugo Boss, Mercedes

Whats your biggest pet peeve /brit/?

>>216647878
good scran that

>>216647902
Do you want the bloody coiclists on YOUR road? If no: Put them on a bike lane. Simple as.

>>216647890
Absolutely pathetic. Go away and have a long look at yourself.

The anticipation of waiting to see if the escort will get back to me is fucking making me sick with worry.
I need to put it out of my mind but I can't.

>>216647876
didn’t fanta come about due to a lack of ingredients during ww2? don’t think coke were nazi sympathisers at the time

>>216647923
honestly? it's niggers

might start wearing a suit and tie at all times

>>216647327
>Join walking club, or literally any other club
>Volunteer at a museum
>Drink with the friends you make volunteering or at the club
Worst case get some friends online from gaming and then talk to them about what you did.
Really not that hard is it?

today`s
Pocket Monster
of

the day is ..

Alcremie [Ruby Swirl] !!

>>216647825
dunno, I just thought it was a funny webm so I saved it
>>216647885
pic related

not going to forgo the refreshing taste of a chilled can of Fanta Lemon just because of all that holocaust unpleasantness

>>216647930
that lane USED to be for my car! the cyclists should use the pavement like the dogs!

>>216647876
You can't beat quality at affordable prices, that's why they are still here.
You also forgot Hugo boss and Tommy hilfiger

>>216647888
WONDERBRA

i was meant to be a triplet but i ate them both in the womb

>>216647959
all of the other catastrophes are because of nonwhite countries and we will end up like them

>>216647947
the fabled poo screaming

>>216647960
The pavement is for pedestrians, biking there is illegal, Anon.

>>216647949
holocaust didnt happen anyway

just high alched mumberg

I cast testicular torsion on whoever devised the Teams jew. Probably a stinky slant, that bloody basterd bloody

>>216647908
>>216647913
Crazy innit. Actual Nazi war criminals in some cases. You'd think at least Jewish owned institutions would object to their success. There must've been Jewish scientists working with Werner Von Braun at NASA. Awkward lol

BASF as well

and yet they don't make kino airships anymore because of the nasties. terrible

FUCKed my life

gen z boss in a mini

>>216647932
You need to find another escort and forget about that one, she is a whore FFS. Do not get attached

Sir Werner von Braun
Sir V2

where can i get a comfy light loose collared shirt
tried a couple but they’re not loose or comfy
thinking of checking vintage shops next

>>216647991
Mossad employed ex-SS. They don't actually care about the nazis

started winning every END launch i enter. we finna ride this wave to travises

everything will be ok. you just have to believe !

motherfucker
didnt get 1200 speed, or 600 stam. the spark sucks as well!

>>216648013
I'm waiting to see if she responds.
How long shall I give it? I was thinking of sending a follow up email this evening or tomorrow.

Otherwise yes, I'll try another.

Can a nigga get a quick rundown on the BBC bias thing?

Are they too rorke or too leftypol?

>>216647936
I don't know everything about it but I think it came about because of America having a trade embargo on Nazi Germany so they couldn't get the ingredients to make cola, so they came up with Fanta. Coke must've bought the company after the war or something. You'd think they'd need a rebrand but they kept the same name and presumably the recipe despite it being created by Nazis.

>>216648018
the shirt shop

>>216648027
look to the sky and enjoy the life

>>216647949
get on the barr lemonade

>>216648008
itty bitty titties and a bob

>>216648027
*clubs you*

sticking a halo plasma grenade to the back of my 87 year old nans head

my og cap is now potential lvl 4. brb

>>216648046
please help im serious

>>216648005
Did you also watch the Ordinary Things video about blimps and airships? Good watch, that.

>>216647947
Me after the kebab

world whent to shit when memes moved beyond nope chuck testa

>>216648008
no offense to 5'3 and an attitude lass but she looks very puntable. like you could get her flying quite easily

>>216647931
rattled

>>216647936
Coke had a local franchisee who stuck it out with the Nazis
Fanta happened because they couldn't bottle Coke anymore thanks to yank embargoes and the only readily available ingredient for soft drinks was fruit pomace

>>216648044
too leftypol, biased on the US election, biased in favor of lgbt

>>216648067
rattled

>>216648045
>>216648084
the more you learn

>>216648021
That's insane. You'd think there'd be trust issues. I guess at some level, ideology is less important than the will to power.

>>216648071
no, that's the lunchtime video sorted though. thanks lad

My gf is Korean. Is that OK?!

>>216648110
she got a nice arse?

the fox/es saw the sausage rolls in a box and said nope but moved the box slightly

>>216648071
He's aight

if you were in the gen z boss and a mini video, what would you say during your turn?
for me,
>headphones on and my shorts, headphones on and my shorts

zinger stacker.. quarter pounder....must....resist....

>>216648110
how big's her cock?

>>216648118
she's korean mate. they have miserable arses

>>216648095
shut up man

>>216648103
Enjoy. He's got a bunch of good vids. Had a binge watch of them yesterday. The drone one and lawn one were pretty good.

Greatest Chinese invention since gunpowder.

>>216648038
You asked if she was free Wednesday yesterday?
So if you haven't heard anything by wednesday message before the allotted time and ask are we good for today or not? She is probably ghosting you though so don't expect a reply. Start looking for others now take some time to think which ho looks best and planning the shag with them. Always best to have a backup plan

>>216648044
you remember that simpsons episode where homer tries to grab a lolly that was stuck to the babysitters bum and so everyone thinks he's a nonce so he goes on a news show to defend himself and they edit the interview to make him seem guilty?
Basically the leftypol news team at the BBC team did that kind of editing for Trump's Jan 6th speech to make it seem like he told his supporters to rise up and overthrow the senate when he never said anything close to that

>>216648120
woke foxes only want avocado toast these days

>>216648044
are you 16?

the west is the greatest civilisation ever created and leftypol has teamed up with rasheed, and the jews to destroy it

>>216648158
that would be shite, it would be heavy to wear, the beer would be body temperature within minutes, one hole and you're leaking all over your trainers.

>>216648167
it was a Gummy Venus de Milo but go off

Rate me tit
Need a bender to suck it

fucking love getting stoned and watching air crash investigation episodes even though i awlays get scared

>>216648044
>Are they too rorke or too leftypol?
Neither. But a bunch of rich cunts decided to falsely allege that the BBC is biased, and the BBC unfortunately capitulated.

abolish the state

I’m in bed and I’m farting. What’s the problem?

>>216648210
jesus fuckin christ we've found bigfoot lads

just had some oporto lads with a mountain dew for the beverage, feeling refreshed and satiated

>>216648167
People should've learned after the "fine people" hoax that half the shit Trump's accused of is bullshit. As if there isn't enough sleazy and obnoxious shit to get him on.

abolish non-whites

>>216648226
what's your fav 'thing that goes wrong causing a crash'?

>>216648263
non whites should be remastered

>>216648255
always forget it still exists until i find myself in a dilapidated shopping centre food court about once a year

>>216648255
I haven't had oporto since 2011. I remember their peri peri being better than Nandos

the price of a co-op egg n cress has risen AGAIN

>>216648292
yeah, it's too expensive that's why they're always ghost towns inside of them. I was the only one there went I went

>>216648242

Stinks up the room lad

got to the bottom of it lads
it was the jews all along

>>216648202
Don't think, just Enjoy™

round up the biomass tie them up and shag their young ones in front of them

it not right

Getting ready for the cromem

>>216648308
it's okay. nothing special. nothing beats the ol' finger licking good

right that's my ASDA delivery not shown up then

>>216648226
I love ones about people who went missing and it's still a mystery. Some fucking terrifying ones, like the one where a woman was one a payphone talking to her husband when she said a truck was circling her payphone. The husband heard her get snatched and kidnapped. He sped down there in his car and actually passed the truck and heard her screaming his name. He does a 180 and is chasing the truck when his car breaks down. She was never seen again.

The Yuba County Five story is fascinating as well. The Missing Enigma has the best video about that. Highly recommend if you like true mystery stories.

>>216648308
we have oporto here? where?

>>216648277
JAL 123, united 232, and the 2003 DHL baghdad flight all completely lost hydraulic control mid-flight, meaning that literally all you have left to steer the plane is increasing/decreasing engine power left or right. all three scenarios are fascinating stories that each ended very differently

>>216648363
ASDA are so shit for deliveries. I don't like supporting mega brands but honestly Tesco are pretty solid.

I've never made a new because I'm not a cuck faggot

>>216648374
I don't know if we still have it but back in 2011 there was definitely one in the plaza in palmerston north sandwiched between a tank bar and a korean sushi place

>>216648412
>palmerston north
oh no

>>216648408
haven't made one in yonks because i frequently get banned for nigger crimes and always end up with the 300 second cooldown

>>216647274
RIP are Rubes

>@BBCnews: A popular YouTuber, book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre freak accident after she was accidently hurled more than 900m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media
>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 26, suffered multiple grevious injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.
>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset
>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £84 per catapult launch

>>216648408
you are tho hahahhahagga

>>216648385
for me it's when the pitot tubes freeze and they have no accurate airspeed

>>216648227
>falsely

>>216648331
why are they taking credit for it like isis takes credit for random terror attacks lol

>>216648455
>>216648455
>>216648455

>>216648385
My brother was nearly on a plane that went down in the Atlantic with no survivors. The co-pilot panicked low visibility, kept pulling up and stalled it or something. They got the black box and you can hear the captain realise too late that the co-pilot is holding the controls all wrong.

>>216648426
wait... her real surname is bones?