Thread 216669051

on the cans de lads sloshin

>>216669048
nope but that is ok too >.<

>>216669083
DTFIC never posts about pussy
Why is that?

>>216669083
mooods

reports of more brown people starting wars with each other
whoever looses, we all win

Feel like the country is on a death spiral. Katie fox, the one in Birmingham. You'll never guess the assailant

>>216669099
Look how DTFIC recoils at the sight of beautiful young women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JGUKrifFY&list=RDj6JGUKrifFY&start_radio=1

Sir Edward John Poynter is not hentai

>>216669139
>poster of homosexual images at 36

Really struggling to edit a blog post. My mind is all over the place at the moment.

>>216669098
>>216669119
>deflects twice about being an obvious fag
>>216669139
>goes back to talking about black knobs within seconds
you are an actual fucking lunatic and do not deserve oxygen

>>216669164
Where did the other Timmies go?

>>216669139
in 2025 the average age that white men first becomes fathers is 37
lmao
the national average for first-time dads is 34, but asian and black men the average down

>>216669164
15 years the only place we'll be safe is living near and being part of a mosque.

Just like south Africa where whites and Indians stick close together.

>>216669192
They flew to Thailand

>>216669201
dropped your swastika mate

War is a nice way to spend some men

smelling my pooey bum

>>216669201
>whites and Indians stick close together

eeewwwwwww

>>216669231
You could wear a dashiki it's not going to help you on a bus like that

>>216669051 (OP)
what a fucking rock star

Fucks sake now it's the nonce

black men and Irish diaspora women providing brown bodies for Liverpool fc academy

>>216669153
lol

>>216669251
the raped

Irish diaspora women are in positions of influence in the UK. They are malleable and easily influenced by far mightier Jewish brains

gorpheus! :D

shag a lads mouth until his jaw breaks

>>216669293
diaspora women advocate the strongest for open borders and lax refugee rules

>>216669302
Thought this was in Poland until I saw the bus sign. The white people look globular like Poles

>>216669259
you say shit like this and still try to call dtfic gay lmao

How much to retire in Thailand

>>216669313
>what do you mean "send them back to their country"?! that's racist you know

my arse is so pooey and sweaty it's emiting a foul but pleasant odor throughout my room

>>216669293
>malleable and easily influenced by far mightier Jewish brains

what anime you ladies watching?

You lot sure love getting stabbed

Murdered a Scot in January 2020 in self defense.

always thought it was grimdark how some people needed porn to have sex

>>216669367
avatar the last bender

>>216669360
Remember when that Irish diaspora anon replied to this webm by saying they were just normal people peacefully going about their business?

>>216669381
you're the first bender, to get bummed

>>216669367
nigger scroll

>>216669360
Norf at 25 seconds in

>>216669391
They are

why doesn't dtfic ever talk about women? could it be that he's not attracted to them?
we're here to support you coming out, dtfic

>>216669350
it's very likely that he's just a jew and a jewish supremacist trying to rub in the diversity shit at this point
like the porn directors who make all of those films
it's only a certain (((type))) who can actually stomach being engaged in that sort of filth for all of their waking moments

>>216669430
no he's a late 30s virgin who got mentally oneshot by interracial porn
it completely broke him

nightshift at the gherkin
but first we eat

got smelly poo in my bum

>>216669460
That's the point of it though. They aren't posting it in every red board from their base in ashkelon for laughs

>>216669428
stop trying to deflect from your gay jungle fever, heatherjew

>>216669428
i think he either has something weird going on sexually (tiny dick or impotence) or he was raped/touched as a child and is scared of sex

irish matriarchs of britain

>>216669498
is this you confessing?

>>216669498
Why’re you so obsessed

>>216669498
Wrong on both counts
God, no wonder Jews find it so easy to manipulate you thick goyim

chopped zesty unc

poo niggering

>>216669527
>>216669531
>>216669543
seems like i touched a nerve :D

Irish diaspora officials waived them all in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um72oi05VkY&list=RDUm72oi05VkY&start_radio=1

got nonced by both men and women and i made it out fine

>>216669480
where are you getting these cool america photos from?

>>216669487
no, he hates jews because he has the same worldview as a 16 yo brown /pol/poster and has never matured past that
he's fully aware that he himself has fallen into these "jewish tricks" and spends his entire life posting about it as some sort of self-inflicted torment

>>216669572
the raped

>>216669575
>do you want asylum?

>>216669568
no, it looks like you were speaking exactly like heathernonce so you were confused for him
might be time for you to reconsider some things

>>216669579
How can you mature past a constant inescapable bombardment of extreme negative self imagery. The purpose of this shit is to ruin your hopes and make you feel worthless and depressed, hence why they also do it to Palestinians.

Never underestimate how much those doing this shit hate anything that isn't them

>>216669153
bodied that freak

Rorke is on the dole

a whole lot of yapping going on but not very much tonsil digging
time to get your priorities right

>>216669624
sounds like he’s mindraped you

Patriots love guys like this. Him, his Irish diaspora wife, and their three mop-headed sons. Rule Britannia

>>216669722
exactly lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOS89c61Vpc&list=RDFOS89c61Vpc&start_radio=1

>>216669666
guessing you have gay jungle fever too
sad

have genuinely no empathy left for schizos just look at this shite
until a cure is found they should be corralled into labs and experimented on

>>216669051 (OP)
coffee and a good read for me.

>>216669798
you sound even more mindraped now

>>216669798
>>216669823

mega meltdown

take a break. have a shave. stop drinking fizzy drinks, etc.

>>216669841
back to your sissy compilations you go, champ

>>216669883
it's 3:08am, odd time to have a shave

>>216669923
its 8:10pm in my neck of the woods

>>216669912
not beating those mindraped allegations anytime soon are you?

>>216669956
'

japan has anime, loved by the world. what does britain have? NOTHING

mad how badly i mindraped him

Just spent hours watching conspiracy videos on YouTube. Don't have work until 17:00 pm tomorrow evening so no point in sleeping early. I'm aiming to be up around 15:00 pm tomorrow afternoon

>>216669963
>>216669975
heather bum buddy melty

>>216669997
which conspiracies?

>>216669997
brilliant. me? currently reading picrel. cheers retard. have fun wasting what little time you have to fix your shite situation and then bragging about it here as if thats going to help (You)

>>216670102
the raped

farted a lot today
mad really
wiped after a few hours only to realise my arse was shitty
I did wonder why the fart smell lingered

Bored!

>>216670292
fuck off and die, paedo

Brently down 15 stone.

>>216670292
the raped

>>216669051 (OP)
Just clicked on a Youtube short
>Day in the life of a 29 year old doctor in London
>Its an oriental
>7:30am Greggs

I knew docs were a scam

>>216670401
Remember the classic Reddit meme got called a Reddit in greggs that was lol

I'd love to smell Emma Watson's farts.

You didn't miss out on teenage love, right? I know I didn't.

>>216670720
yes I missed out on that and adult love as well. Now I spend my time trying to find youtube channels of single UK girls who live alone that I might be able to interest

>>216670599
shagged her in an alley outside the UN's New York headquarters

>>216670720
lets just say i was "swimming in pussy" drowning in it, if you will..

the raped

A girl's butthole is like a 9-volt battery; you know you shouldn't, but at some point you know you're going to put your tongue on it.

Looking forward to Shona McGarty in the jungle shower

>>216670939
allow me you fat lazy fucktard

>>216670939
frick off

Would tongue this chicks arsehole

The chattering teeth of millions of Irish diaspora

Blacks don't wipe their arse properly and they don't check the toilet seat after they've had a shit.

Stains and arse grit every time

>>216671198
psc

fucking state of this thread

might poo

feel like i turn into a different person after wanking. very grim

Woken up in the middle of the night again.

>>216671291
sorry lad

gagging for a proper drink

Laura Kuenssberg sex arse

Think I've blown it with the escort.

>>216671341
>pre-mixed cocktails

>>216671421
how did i not notice that until now. cant get it here anyway

>>216671341
Rusty Nail is a good drink

>>216671452
>Rusty Nail
might make this during the upcoming holidays

For me it’s Knob Creek.

you lost

>>216671495
drank this before and it's ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2tOO8-Egok&list=OLAK5uy_kUyyFiga0dAEwZ_Rea6oDklv0j9fRLRUs&index=2

positively GAGGIN for it lads

https://youtube.com/watch/NpyPpm4WYDo?si=is8EFCjbL3hrIq1B

she's BAC only

>>216671776
La creatura de la americas....

>>216671729
yeah i bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idqL9MagFxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idqL9MagFxs

arsemonghole

Decided to try and move on from my obsession with the escort I saw.

I don't think she's gonna respond to me.

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>>216672008
Seen this one?

https://youtu.be/idqL9MagFxs?si=8_gfCTxMSjvyxzq-

Shapiro is single handedly bringing hitla back in vogue by seeming to be a worse person than him

If men will reimerge into society they will not be big spenders. They will be like myself living a minimalist lifestye and living in tthe woods.

in norway they have grass on their roofs

>>216672035
hitler wasn't a good man but he wasn't evil
isn't shapiro jewish? not surprised by what he's saying

>>216672091
hitler offered India a path to freedom by joining Germany in fighting the filthy Angloo. He was a good man

Maisie

I've decided to try seeing another escort.

It's a shame, but I think I have to accept the escort I saw 2 weeks ago just doesn't want to see me again. If she read my messages on AW days ago and hasn't responded, should I just assume it's over? Even accounting for her being on holiday from the 7th-10th.

>>216671899
mad hairline, obsessed with america.

such a shame

>>216672179
Wouldn't mind licking her fanny then

What are you thinking about?

>>216672315
squealing like a little pig rn

If we turn off all the lights and make it dark, im willing to pretend that yer arse is a fanny

kys gingerpaedo

Obligatory Hitler was right

>>216672528
adorable. would wife up

>>216672528
Bet Ruby does some utterly pong farts.

>>216672608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W70aZ36pjhA

>>216672627
Need my willy between them

Would love to get in close for a sniff as Emma Watson let one rip.

the boogeyman's right under the bed of all the sleeping brits at this very moment

>>216672676
How much cow manure have you eaten in the last 24 hours, Rashdeep?

>>216672528
there's not even anything in the mug performative fucking BITCH

>>216672737
Zero, Mr. Zohran Bambini

ive been reading this entire time

>>216672676
Except it's me and im wanking to smelling them (◔‿◔)

I need Wallis to sit on my face

Just woke up but wish I hadn't. Deaths sweet slumber is all I crave.

>>216672844
fit but I looked her up and it seems all she's done is capeslop

stole her swag

>>216672911
There's no slumber in hell, laddy. You best repent should a cannae schodarer

>>216672934
looks comfy

Is it normal for escorts to not see a client again?

>>216672951
it is it is. although it doesnt wick moisture for sh*t. might cop (again)

How do you even pay a hooker with a credit card? Insert the chip?

early morning incelwalk to the shop very much on the cards

>>216673098
you beep the contactless payment on her clitty

>>216673173
I remember back in the day you’d have to swipe it down her arse crack.

>>216673007
mine has two reindeer on it :D

>>216673203
well la di da

shooting a poo up into the air and catching it in my bumhole.

got some new winter camping gear coming today
dead excited

>>216673211
How on earth do you like these women they seem obnoxious
>>216673229
screaming as you do it I presume
>>216673233
where do you go camping

need to do my run toil but havent done a poo yet

Olive soap is the way lads. Feel squeaky clean. Could eat off my bellend

>>216673211
need a quirk chungus gf

AI slop fatigue

Troon Knob, Mashpee, Massivetwoshits
pee Sherman, 42 wallaby way, Sydney
Cuckfield, Sussex
Nuthall, Notingahamshire

nottingham mentioned

My thoughts this morning are with Rhodesia, and our shameful betrayal of those grand men and women

need the rapy

gosh darn i love sleeping
boy, i could sleep forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Ak_KscgwQ
yaaaaaa foh coppahs oight you lot yaaaaaaaaa :D

Tee hee hee someone said “peewee”

>>216673211
women poo scream at shit like this

William Brown Street, 1910s and 2025

>>216673567
Women neither poo nor scream

(to the tune of anarchy in the uk by the sex pistols)
i am a masturbator
and i am a nigger hater

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>>216673579
your mum screams every night when she gets skewered by 10 inches of african beef

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>>216673647
Bit odd how us Americans are the least likely to talk about black willies in this general. You have a strange obsession lad.

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might dye my hair pink. that's what the birds like nowadays

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216673573
>men's league for women's suffrage
leftypol's great grandad

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

good morning everybunny!!

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216673674
yeah americans just make braindead boring posts instead

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Only 3 episodes til l've watched all of Rings of Power. Feel the 2nd season is better acted/written but more boring.

come on lads lets fucking have it

balding has became noticeable, apparently hair transplants aren't advised until ~35 otherwise you have to have multiple procedures to keep up with the additional loss of hair

im only 25 what the fuck do i do

>>216673852
tough tits mate
let it go bald like the rest of us

>>216673849
we're still all in bed with our gfs before we log on from home

>>216673849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57gnrBqbVgA&list=RD57gnrBqbVgA&start_radio=1

>>216673898
bet those ice creams weren't the only things getting licked that trip

>>216673849
wtf is that real

somehow sauron has returned

full of gay incel rage this afternoon

anyone else been up for 5 hours already? feels like the day’s already done

i don wong go outside

>>216673926
yea

>>216673401
Here's the story of Rhodesia...

>wake up
>see 1k deposited into my bank account
>dress up as a girl
>bust my balls to whiteboi beatdowns

lush life this lads xxx

My thoughts this morning are with the Westfold, and our shameful betrayal of those grand men and women

>>216673939
this is dogberg as soon as it gets a bit wet or cold outside, have to bribe him out with food

the lion does not concern himself with the cancer growing in his bollocks. in fact if the lion knew about it he would ignore it because the subsequent premature death would alleviate the struggle of trying to survive on a sparse and dry Savannah with more poachers than prey

>>216673963
he don wong go outside

imagine a footjob off ruby

>>216673975
imagine her giving a thumb job

good morning you despicable incel wretches

freak gooner hours rn

okay so in Angela: Volume 3 there’s this scene with manuel ferrara and angela white where after they’re done banging, angela just starts crying outta nowhere
like legit tears, no fake shit
manuel just holds her and says “you’re so fucking special” and it’s honestly kinda touching
porn usually feels so fake but this was different, real emotion and all that
angela’s said it’s one of her favorite scenes because it shows porn can be more than just sex, it can be real connection too
crazy to see that level of vulnerability in porn

>>216673985
*wipes my nose on your sleeve*
alri

ruby still at uni? swear shes been there for 10 years isn't she like 30 now

>>216674002
too busy filming youtube videos to pass her classes

Ruby Granger pinkyjob

you need to have a deep voice. women love deep voices.

sieg heil fellow natsocs

>>216673998
Go to bed Marmiteman4

bakeries shouldn't be allowed to smell so peng in the morning corrrrr cheese straws for me my lad

Ruby Granger Anal JOI in her smelly childhood bedroom

>>216674002
brit characters remain unchanged in perpetuity forever if you haven't realised
see also ssm, tim
lived the exact same day for over a decade. they aren't real people and have been created to entertain us

>>216674059
bradders is aging badly though

ngl i think she might actually be retarded

sexy schoolgirls

im losing my fucking mind /brit/

Imagine Ruby Granger wanking you off using her vagina.

Very funny how Graham Lineham was a lefty but then dipped his toe in with a bit of TERF and is now a full-on muslim-hating rorke
Lost his career, wife and kids too haha

>Spainpaki still spamming about Graham Linehan
He was literally up until 4am on Monday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh

today Is

a
Big Day
for

/Brit/ .. !!

OHHHHH RHODESIA, IVE GIVEN YOU MY VOOOWWW, AND I OWE NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING

have no idea who garaham lineman even is

got a random cut on my side. think someone might have tried to steal my kidney in the middle of the night

>>216674093
Just have a nice sleep x

>>216674121
cringe
keep your autistic outbursts to yourself

>>216674115
glinner blowing a gasket over this

It bothers me when a business is inside what looks like a residential home, your till is exactly where a fat dog should be laying

Here's moire to Oireland dan dis

what if ruby granger tied her 6 inch long fanny lips together with an elastic band and than shagged your arse with it

What day is it? I forgot.

world’s so fucked up bros…

>>216674140
African fingers typed these words

>>216674136
sometimes i blare music into my ears to stay up. remind me to never do it again

let me stick my tarse up your arse

>>216674161
don`t Worry
ok !!

Comedian Graham Linehan (@Glinner) was arrested by five armed police officers at London Heathrow Airport over three X posts about transgender access to women’s spaces.

A strip search triggered a panic attack, leading to hospitalization for high blood pressure.

He was bailed without charges and banned from using X by UK authorities.

>>216674149
my old dentist office was in a house. the living room was the waiting area, the receptionist was sitting in the kitchen with a cheap plyboard desk thing blocking the entrance

should be illegal. what was the planning authority thinking

saw rorke the other day down the local playground sniffing the swingsets

people act like glinner was normal before he started going mental about trannies on twitter but he was always an insecure weirdo nutter. he would have raging arguments on there about completely inconsequential shit with nobodies who had like 10 followers if they disagreed with him. bloke just can't let things go.

>>216674179
he unironically looks like the type of guy who wold transition later in life

>>216674149
>>216674186
don't care

hes such a pathetic little worm

>>216674179
His crime? His head and body were out of proper proportion. It was causing distress to vulnerable minority groups.

>>216674104
late onset incel

old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive manuals

>>216674217
But they're the only ones who can?

homeAloneeveryfridayNight

come
Home Ok ..

>>216674213
he's a closeted tranny

>>216674231
:(

>>216674217
Problem is when you give them an automatic, the first time they panic and try to slam the brakes on they hit the accelerator and end up in someone's living room

>>216674230
yet can’t drive them properly

need to shower

Where is Employed Women?

Sudden Acceleration Syndrome

>>216674253
Wonder what ol' mate Tony's /brit/ gimmick would of been

>>216674290
literally who?

>>216674115
This post legitimately made my day worse.

fuck off

>>216674321
rorke done again

last ever /birt/

Gingerpedo should off himself.

First they came for the poms, and I did nothing, because fuck the poms

next they came for the aussies, and we all joined in

>>216674354
>/birt/
goofybradley.jpg

>>216674366
same but for you also (emmay*nk)

>>216674388
>>216674388