Thread 216703388

Chase don't attract edition

Anyone got 20p?

nth for the holodem

El Batón

jump out of the window type of day

>>216703460
Ya mum m8

>>216703435
Jog on findom simp, next time don't donate your pocket money to some 3/10 commieslag

>>216703435
Yeah mate *shows you 20p in my palm then throws it down the street* there's your 20p, begging cunt

thought about doing something with my day but changed my mind

>>216703522
Be the change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygZi_qZsFqQ

Need to start gym maxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3wS2tdlZtE
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KpZgNA7G4A

>>216703552
Shame she's dead though innit

>>216703510
neoliberal teeth

I'm gay

to all the lads in the house
to all the lads in the house without a spouse

with the face of a lover and a poo in his arse

>>216703583
you need to pray

>>216703559
she's not dead you nig-step listening to mongol

>>216703565
>>216703591
Battyman

>>216703510
sounds like someone dropped a gameboy down the toilet
>>216703535
lol? skipped halfway through and its some guys voice slowed down cursing w/ a slow transition into some kind of trash (beat sounds like something from a decade ago and hurts my ears)
>>216703552
>arsetralia
why are you so gay (literally like sticking pins and needles into my ears) turn it off turn it off!!!!!

>>216703565
can you actually post something funny or interesting for once? your gimmick is stale and no one is impressed that you're keeping it up

>>216703606
Post hidden and left unread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylTMsuBy-0

>>216703435
Nah but I'll happily pay for your bus ticket, you did actually want to take the bus didn't you?

>>216703618
not AS bad

READ: still utter shite

>>216703606
fuck up uncultured swine. Holly is queen of Aus and i'll gun you down in your own driveway

Fucking hell just shit out a log

>>216703662
Alri Emma Watson

im gonna clump yer one

*clumps yer one*

fucking kekkkk

>>216703507
BOSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS AHSFòK KLASRFHAE,WHLHLHLHLHLY

>>216703602
bit nippy out

penis

for april fools this year they should keep a dossier of every IP address and associated posts from everyone in /brit/ and then mail them to their families and the police

Louder for the Rorke in the back.

>>216703722
>>216703658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmJNFkhgdxY

my mum is 58 and my dad is 59

>>216703730
but dey doin allat for dem luh skinny yardie goons

... essential clothes shopping wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP Finals: Turin singles on sky sports Tennis on my TV via puck in home ...

a properly good quality seedless mandarin is up there as far as fruits go
sadly there are very many subpar quality mandarins but when you do get a good one cor hard for any other fruit to surpass

Its over

... I'm liking the Cranberry wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP Finals: Turin singles on sky sports Tennis on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216703762
remember the great aussie strawberries with needles in them event

rorke come in. over.

>>216703739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_31mjCuHebI

the results are in lads.. i'm morbidly A BEAST haha

>>216703730
>iono
Hate this wog speak

Pang pang got me going dummy mode like

>>216703765
*ahem*

>>216703760
are you fat?

>>216703722
>>216703764
>>216703783
>>216703808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-qiTWld3M

>>216703838
well said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL5SLZWGgFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJqX5-2QXYQ

>>216703884
roastie cope youre already irrelevant

I bet Emma Watson’s underwear has skids in them.

Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.

>>216703902
>roastie
Nonce

>>216703922
cuckold faggot neck yourself

>>216703549
if you havent already then it's over
takes years upon years to make gains

reported :)

>>216703884
Brit moment

nobbington hard as a rock this morning. 2 days no wank will do that to you

>>216703722
>>216703764
>>216703783
>>216703808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmxhZ5m7d0

>>216703966
'

>>216703838
Tvch.moe is not on the list brit bro

>>216703982
What's that smell though

>>216703838
All these sites are complete shit and barely work

down from 108kg to 95kg and im starting to look goated

What zero pussy does to ahh

>>216703730
>the most obvious date rapist alive
>we stan
why are women like this

jesus CHRIST!
love you GOD!

>>216704006
sit down, be humble

copy bravo this is private rorke of the 69th poo screaming divison over

EXPLAIN THAT BRIT BRO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ww2eg7TWRkM

>>216703982
chebbing nora, who's this

>>216703341
Weird freak

>>216704019
lulz they r so zany! :P

>>216704037 no clue >>216704001

the one good thing about AI is that I can tell myself it's AI whenever I see gore

dont like the french guy

>>216704019
Fuck is wrong with women brit bros ?

>>216704027
Yeah tell that to the dead baby above you
Stupid

>>216704000
>barely work
Works just fine for me, even better than regular 4chan in a lot of ways, integrated 4chanx functionality, often with little to no cooldown between posts, and it's free.

Any intelligent man in?

whats that reddit where all the art hoes post its like rsx or something

>>216704085
Ai is impressive brit bro

we need to do something crazy. go skydiving. suck off a tranny. white water rafting.

>>216704006
Well done lad
I'm about 115-120kg atm, but squatted 4pl8 for 15 reps the other day so feeling breddy gud

>>216704085
Imagine the repair bills

any of you cunts play darktide is it any good?

>>216703602
Doesnt look like suitable hiking gear to me

>>216704111
Imagine the house and cars the repairman has

how often do you lads do cardio

>>216704085
*rapes your mum*

>>216704125
like never

reckon if I paid for twitter id be a rorke influencer

Brit moment

>>216704125
just do ~10k steps a day and assume it'll do

>>216704148
>career

Anything been happening in /brit/ recently? Any good new gimmiques?

>>216704125
5km run every second day, long walks semi often.

>>216703962
Choooon

>>216704125
every day / every other day

>>216704148
hot

>>216704148
ginger freaks!

>>216704125
3 times a week, calf’s absolutely destroyed after yesterdays run

>>216704148
LOL

>>216704125
Depends, usually do a tabata or some longer intervals on the assualt bike after lifting unless the gym session involves mad squat/deadlift volume
Then as a minimum two rugbeh leeg sessions when that's on plus the actual games

Played Halo 2 last night, went straight to the mission Gravemind. Died a million times in the mausoleum of the Arbiter

>>216704145
Alri max tempers

>>216704148
>>216704164
>>216704185
Grim faggot freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm636VSQXUU
scranulous

>>216704166
4chan is slower brit bro.
4chan will shutdown before 2030.

The fuck happened ?

>Netherlands

right. later losers

mad how evil people are, people dont bully me since we've finished school but I bet they still want to

>>216700447
>>216700447
>>216700447
>>216700447

>>216704211
mmhmm allat gymcelling and getting CTE was for nun
skinny goon tek it jus like dat x

>>216704216
Ai shit

>>216704233
I know i do

screaming

https://youtu.be/yOe5TWHu9Ko?si=YIapuF6bAw6FnRc-

>>216704229
this. fucking cuck faggot needs to get cancer, asap!

>>216704211
Wasn't even surprised at the lack of posts during the two minutes silence yesterday as it happens so often now

>>216704211
I wonder if the slowdown is due to grim cuck spammers keeping people away, hmm I do wonder

>>216704239
>>216704243
>>216704244
Posts hidden and left unread

What is it about the lowlands that make them into black worshiping cuck fetishes? Is it all the cycling? Windmills?

>>216704246
evil fella. What compels that urge? literally never felt like bullying someone in my life, even would defend the sperg kids when they were being tormented

>>216704235
what goes on in /cum/?

>>216704244
Retard

I can't stand all this rememberance nonsense. The same people remembering the fallen are the same people who would have pushed them to the grave to begin with

>>216704282
Chunage atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7j-L8i_m8M

>>216704267
I blame the massive ban betwenn 2017 and 2023 brit zob

>>216704286
J'ai le droit

>>216704297
Probably difficult for you to understand as you have no familial connections ahmed

mongs dossing about

>>216704334
Based ai

>>216704334
Clearly the American version of the cheese roll

i think we should restart the conversation about taxing billionaires from last night

>>216704355
based British cat. may it kill thousands of mice (jews)

miss old youtube. hate how professional the small shitters try to come across talking about mundane shit, in hopes they become mr. beast or something

>>216704344
No I'm saying remember the fallen is pointless if you're just noticing their deaths without truly regretting them. They did not need to be sent to europe to die in either war, yet the population cheered it on both times

>>216704370
“no”

They’re posting about black willies again

The missus

>>216704269
You lot getting slagged off again!

>>216704387
well to be honest it was 100 years ago and i don't give a shit about them

>>216704397
>>216704404
Battymen

>>216704387
Most people think ww2 was a legitimate and necessary war rorke. Just because 60years later tony blair started mass immigration doesnt mean hitler was right

>>216704355
lovely

>>216704378
remember back in the day you could start out watching skateboard stacks, go through heaps of different videos about random stuff and then by the end of the day you'd be watching stuff about black holes. they fucked the algorithm and now it just keeps looping you through the same shitty videos/topics

Belgium
Netherlands
France
All cucks in close proximity.. interesting

>>216704407
He stole my webm

>>216704412
Very Ahmed coded post

So will /brit/ still exist after the 13th?

>>216704407
Do they really think thats UK?

>>216704440
Greta Thunberg (Toonburg)

>>216704460
c'est fini mon ami

>>216704442
not right in the head the whole lot

What a Lovely

video !! .. Gary Eats
and
Rate My Takeaway Danny

are On Top
form !!

catbergs in the flipping bath

>>216704407
wtf he's attacking her why is nobody helping

>>216704483
Bath got BLACKED haha

>>216704481
Rorkeberg on the right just asking to get smacked the hell out cmon

>>216704481
Upper class looking down on the middle and working classes, even when they combine forces

>wesforleader.com
>streetingforleader.co.uk
>both registered yesterday
Coup incoming

leftypol in tatters

>>216704504
Hello, boring department? Need a vacation yeah

>>216704477
:,(

going to drive my scooter to a house that i might book a viewing for and then mcdonalds

>>216704531
Just copped for the missus

>finding out England won all 4 Anglo-d*tch wars
KWAB

>>216704483
aha they love empty baths don't they x

>>216703656
recognise these ruskies

I’m going to pollute this thread

>>216704504
>buying property to let
need these cunts all killed

>>216704555
Im sure we lost one? Dutch sailed down the thames bold as brass

apparently at 14 or so the whole world will be sent back to the bronzeage because sunberg decided to do a big spaff or something

>>216704581
Hahahah based and black willy pilled

>>216704091
rs_x but the original is redscarepod, cant remember the lore behind the split but i think it involved a british predator admin

>>216704596
woah that's only 2 more weeks away

>>216704057
:(

>>216704504
>take 7 years to go from average wage to 40k
That took me about a year?
It's also taken me a year to go from 40 to 48k to be fair

>>216704596
I wish that were true. No more toilberg, no more pornstein, no more gmail jew, everyone back to the fields enjoying the afternoon nap and harvest festival. Imagine what life would be if we retvrned to our pastoral roots but with our modern understanding of life?

>>216704612
>british
FOY

>>216704629
'

>>216704629
Not going to say what age she looks best

>>216704633
My starting salary was 40k. I'd genuinely consider suicide if I still earned that after 10 years.

>>216704426
>Most people think ww2 was a legitimate and necessary war

America and Russia did not declare war on Germany until Germany declared war on them. It made no sense for us to declare war on Germany. It was unnecessary by definition, there was literally no need

>>216704595
nah d*tch are a bunch of cuck faggots

Weather's suddenly very bad here..

How is life after the floodening happened? Here since we are internationally considered a shithole i just witness hordes of melaninites on trains going north

what we do when ban

>>216704643
phwoar yeah work from the moment you wake up until you got to bed oh and if you have a bad harvest? haha hope you survive the winter (you won’t)

a small minority of people i every country would be somewhat prepared for such an event, the rest would be chaos and misery lad

>>216704596
>14
:)

very drunk lads

>>216704670
>It made no sense for us to declare war on Germany.
utterly retarded statement made by somebody with zero understanding of history or international relations

>>216704695
where did you see these very drunk lads?

>>216704689
noncelad!

>>216704707
up your bum and around the corner

>>216704653
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEW73k0bgDw

>>216704665
umm

>>216704695
ktim. what you drinking? i'm on the red wines with ice

mad how we're getting banned for the 5th time this year

rorke having to stand very close to a schoolgirl on the bus because there are no seats

>>216704755
want to suckle on those chocolate thangs

>>216704125
back started hurting after reading this post, I need to run more. last I jogged was a couple weeks ago

Not sure why Great Britian isn't being nuked yet

>>216704675
many small botes on the horizon

>>216704772
gin martinis lad
red wine with ice is very unusual i must say, but if it's goon who gives a toss

>>216704812
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

Have absolutely fuck all to do at toil (good)
But we have to record our time when we do something so they'll know I'm doing fuck all (bad)

I try to pee in stalls if possible because my willy is very big and men tend to steal glances at it if I use the urinal which makes me v. uncomfortable

anyone else?

>>216704846
I thought we were friends

>>216704697
>>It made no sense for us to declare war on Germany.
>utterly retarded statement made by somebody with zero understanding of history or international relations

I know far more than you do

Britain declaring war on Germany destroyed our nation, our empire, our continent, and our civilisation. France and Russia were our actual enemies and we murdered over a million of our own people just to save them both from Germany, a country that has never declared war on us

>>216704867
big dick problems

>>216704764
MIKIES

>>216704867
ktim [stealing a glance]
(not gay but love the sight of a massive willard (unless it's black))

>>216704629
Sad this one
My sisters used to love Buffy so I ended up watch it a lot, had a little crush on her

might convert to islam

>>216704845
i buy cheap 5 dollar wine. the ice makes it easier to sink down the gullet.
>gin martini
very respectable drink of choice. i prefer long island ice tea's if i drink any form of spirits

no you see we had to declare war on hitler we just had to we had to!

mamacita

>>216704687
People on average worked no more than 5 hours a day and even during the harvests the working day would not exceed 9 hours. Compare that to modern day.
Also no bad harvests. We have technology now. We have better infrastructure to store food. Famine is an issue of poor planning, not bad harvests

lol cloggy? you there?

the world feels like a video game thats 20 years old and everyone has already discovered the optimized way to play and it isnt fun anymore

4chan being banned in the uk is the best thing that could have happened to /brit/
all those mongs who can't figure out how to use a vpn and the povvos who can't affort £5 a month will be GONE!

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH

>>216704959
>Anxiety/depression
>Back pain
>'tism
Time to get my bennies

Coming up with ideas on how to earn money
So far I have "win the lottery" noted down

The missus, hot for BBC breeding

>>216704957
Yeah, what is it, Aussie crossdresser?

>>216704867
someone at my work pisses all over the floor in the toilet every time he's here. i know who it is because it doesn't happen when he's not here. i thought maybe he has problem with his willy like it's too small or too big to piss normally.

>>216704966
Richie secretly upset he didn't get in on the action

spotted in nodding hill bestival

The missus face timing with the new African neighbour

>>216704988
stop dodging bans you fucking niggerkike

>>216704912
for me it was harriet the spy and my sister enjoyed gossip girl so I watched it too (for the peng tings). I looked forward to seeing her appear

this pic gets me the most, it's like a nostalgic school selfie. poor lass

I punched a lollipop lady in the face and ran away when I was a kid because I didn't like that she had a fake job

kill all fucking niggers

>>216705017
Hahahaha seething crossdressing freak

>>216705014
can tell those are real and not fake plastic shit

didnt realise clogwog still posts

>>216705031
not seething. you make me feel better about myself actually. couldn't imagine being you you disgusting little rodent

>>216705040
I've made a recent temporary cumback

Digging around in my foreskin and using the grease to style my moustache

>>216705014
isn't it weird how this is completely fine to show to kids as long as the nipples aren't visible

what is wrong with you people

>>216705030
racismlad...

>>216705056
oh my lord mami

thoughts on this?

>>216704871
>I know far more than you do
no, you don't. you're just determined to distort history because you're upset your team lost. you're like a literal baby, babbling "h-here's how hitler could have won!"
grow up

hahahaha hey lads!!

>Trachtenberg never married or had children.
laughingbradley.jpg

Real communism was never tried, but was real fascism ever tried?

>>216705103
lmao hi!

>>216705107
why are incels obsessed with whether people have kids or not
mind your own beeswax nibba

>>216705094
the virgin express is it

>>216705094
where are their women?

>>216705094
Imagine the stench

>>216705056
piffffff

>>216705001
he is dj’ing

>>216704941
>People on average worked no more than 5 hours a day
still the same today, most people really don't work a full 8 hours

dj spin that clit

smash a sledgehammer across cloggys mums face and then brutally rape her dying corpse

>>216705149
rude leave her out of this

the difference between france and the uk is that here we keep quiet about only working 5 hours a day and pretend we're doing the full 8 hours

french people proudly announce their laziness and they become a laughing stock while also risking companies refusing to work with them because of this

Cloggy, how does it feel knowing that Ziedy is a better BBC poster than you?

I don't like how smug these polish girls are

>>216705168
Better at what? Does he ever post hot webms/pic? No? Irrelevant posts then

>>216705175
This was UK clubs before Brexit. Full of Polish whores dancing with blacks and nafris

>>216705175
>warsaw afro vibes
>not a single person has an afro there
polish mongs

>>216705195
nice roll of fat on her torso

>>216705199
why can't i get one of these polish girls as a black man

>>216705201
Aye

>>216705175
Polish women are so cringe

opened the door for a nanosecond and catberg gapped it into the night. little bastard knows he's not allowed out after sundown. out in the rain trying to find him like shawshank redemption

>>216705144
Not denying it but it's clearly not the insane backbreaking labor some make it out to be. Most of the actual work was house chores. Cleaning, cooking, cutting wood etc. All of that would be done much more effectively with modern technology and you could spend time outdoors with your community doing fulfilling manual labor instead of rotting in a cubicle sending pointless emails to pointless people just so you can afford to have some made in china tat be delivered at your door.

>>216705199
>This was UK clubs before Brexit.
No it wasn't
t. 30 year old boomer

8 consecutive filters
might be a new record for me

>>216705100
>no, you don't. you're just determined to distort history because you're upset your team lost. you're like a literal baby, babbling "h-here's how hitler could have won!" grow up

Literally all I said is that we shouldn't have declared war on Germany and you're having a meltdown over it. Our team, the British team, lost because we declared war on Germany. What did we win? Do you feel like a winner? You're awfully mad for a winner

Meanwhile in Poland

>>216705240
Yes it was
t. 35 year old boomer

>>216705245
>visible stubs

awful user experience

dreads wearing thugs with the birds

>>216705257
poles aren't even white, they're an eastern mutt people

>>216705195
i think ziedy is more interested in the men's willies while you're more interested in the women

>>216705281
Rorke's willy twitching at the sight of this from a curious mix of anger and arousal

>>216705281
racismlad! whats gotten into you

>>216705296
I bet you are turkish or arab

>>216705291
Aye

>>216705220
bitch is perfect, used to spam her everywhere

>>216705284
whiter than you muhammed

>>216703424
nigga was cursed

ziedy creeping around the gherkin changing rooms after cronems gym session

>>216705318
No, they seethe as much if not more than chuds at women getting blacked

get everyone on /brit/ an optimus

>>216705291
immediately proven wrong

>>216705253
>reeeeeee germany should have won!

>>216705353
What race do you think Ziedy is?

>>216705318
he's obviously a jeet or nigger

>>216705356
how does the robot stop someone committing crime? Ask nicely?

>>216705393
Cloggy or Ziedy?

>>216705349
Lol
>>216705377
100% white Belgian manchild who lives at his mum's house and pays rent to her lol
He admitted it in nederdraad and when we made fun of him he lost it and started his schizo spam streal

has commiemong ever explained why he mocked the rape of millions of german women by the soviets?

NEW
>>216705420
>>216705420
>>216705420

>>216705406
both. he's been asked to prove he's white multiple times and he won't do it

i swear dutch, belgians, germans are the most obsessed with their women sucking foreign cock