Thread 216727699

I play pot of greed edition

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Pot of Sneed

The best job I ever had was my first one.

I would clock in at 10:30 a.m., do basic lab work while listening to music, take an hour break for lunch while watching the X-Files, continue with basic lab work, then clock out at 2:30 p.m. I spent the rest of the day working out while watching movies in my room.

I only got paid like $500 for the entire summer though.

trannies with small penises are weird, they should nice nicely sized penises

there are coons fighting and screaming outside, i can hear them in the night

>>216727724
Same. Worked my ass off 50 hours a week and got paid dirt but it was the only one I ever liked

star > raven

Me so horny
I should install dating apps to look at all the pretty women who will never date me or so much as look at me

Rene Descartes was a spy, mercenary, and double agent in the 30 years war.
Carl Jung spied on Nazi Germany in ww2 and passed information to the British government.

I love when restaurants make mistakes and give you more food than you ordered

>>216727729
That's so Raven

>>216727734
Shoot they ass

Star x Raven OTP

>>216727738
Why'd you like it if you were working your ass off with little pay

My first job was political canvasser and I broke my toenail

>>216727734
https://youtu.be/OtrIDFyVt5M

I've never had a job so I still have my first job to look forward to.

>>216727699 (OP)
https://youtu.be/om5yYcg1lT4

>>216727761
you truly are despicable, brother...

Israeli settlers in the West Bank

>>216727729
i had such a huge crush on raven as a kid. i was always thinking, "man, beast boy, straighten up dude. she's into you, quit blowing this acting like a retard."

Why do foreigners come here to post politics

should i floss and brush my rotten crooked teeth tonight?

>>216727788
I used to screenshot images of her in flash games and fill in her clothes with her skin color in microsoft paint to make her look naked

did you guys see the epstein emails

>>216727796
of course. the worst thing you can do with a mistake is to keep making it.

>>216727801
>mfw an american defended his pedophile rulers near me

>>216727795
they think we care about their gay shit but really no one ever cares

>>216727795
Foreigners are just despicable pieces of shit

>>216727803
false. you can brute force your way into success by forcibly repeating the same mistake over and over until you get a different result.

Squirrels are the enemy of humanity

how do you feel about trump being a pedo

ahaa great stuff

>>216727828
Now when you say pedo...

also sometime my gf (goth) puts me in the doggy style position and jerks me off. I don't like it when she plays with my ass

>>216727839
would you let her eat your poo?

The Icelandic poster is so annoying.

I masturbate my ass not my pussy

>>216727848
Spill the tea mawma

I'm running a program to install this 500~ mod list for OpenMW and there are so many obnoxious little micro mods and patches it's kinda disgusting.

New Vegas is a lot simpler to mod, for example. Even if you're doing TTW(two games in one) you only need like 300~ mods.

>>216727827
Saw the fucker in NY

tbqh there's nothing wrong with anal stimulation while jerking off

>>216727820
>tf
>tp
Ywnbaa Icelanders are swarthy and germanic in nature.

jason is pedoposting now

>>216727831
MAMDANI IS A JIHADIST, he posts as he sprays cologne onto a former Al-Qaeda member

>>216727839
This doesn't happen, cool fantasy though

>>216727848
Sorry, jason. Our interests and personalities just don't align
For example, i'm not a mentally tranny neet who posts tranny dicks in /cum/

>>216727870
You just know shes a barrack bunny

Why does time go so fast when I'm not high baka

>>216727867
We're the same, you and i
Both north american men of the anglosphere

barrack obama

>>216727865
Hateful little sociopaths

>>216727848
I wouldn't say "so" annoying, more like normally annoying. Like a fly or mexican.

Barack is a Jewish name.

lol Jason is jealous icelandbro is getting more attention than him

i stand with iceland anon and i miss our finnish poster

hello. currently drinking

>>216727831
The Syrian president is just a CIA agent

>>216727914
You're a lucky man. I just ran out of beer

Icelandic poster is such a faggot

>>216727914
GOD I wish that were me

>>216727907
>>216727912
Thanks, friends
>>216727928
Pipe down, pipsqueak

>>216727874
Al Qaeda is cool
Jihadism is cool
Globalize the intafada, chud

>>216727925
i just want to kms

anyone tried putting hundreds of rubber bands on a human head like they do with watermelons

why did janny delete my new

I don't think about Iceland at all, I have the flag filtered alongside that "goat of the cumgen" freak.

>>216727914
Same
I wish i could always be drunk
I want to alcohol maxx but my liver is a kike

I read tinge as ting

STILL waiting for this massive rainstorm to start

>>216727946
Ok. At least you have alcohol

How does a person see this in the mirror and think "Ah yes, this is how I want to present myself."

>>216727952
Iceland isn't so bad

>>216727823
what does that look like for him, dentures?

>>216727982
this guy is gay and christian

>>216727982
Idk who this is, but he looks fine to me
I'd change the glasses maybe

>>216727982
the eternal soy right

>>216727950
Poolitics also it was bad and you should feel bad

>>216727982
being vaxxed and slurping down a bucketful of jewish semen

>>216727982
he looks like a normal guy

>>216727983
I'm ackshually losing weight thougheverbeit

i wish i wasn't fat

ChatGPT query rejected for violating policy yet again

>>216728000
At least you don't live in suburbia

>>216727991
lawsuit against floss company that results in a big payday

>>216728027
*weren't

my parents used to be such intelligent people but if there’s anything sadder than watching them grow old in their twilight years it’s watching Fox News wrap a stranglehold around their consciousnesses. was talking to my mother about the emails and she goes “oh those aren’t even real, why wouldn’t the dirty dems release them sooner if they were?!”

>>216728027
have you considered eating vegetables, fatty fat fat fatty

>>216727914
same. this early afternoon was a little rough. trying to slow down some. i know i'll have to hit the wall eventually, but i'd really like to watch the game.tomorrow. if i have to roll around in a sweat friday and saturday, i can accept that.

>>216728039
*wain't

momberg is annoying

>>216728040
Because they're also pedos lol

>>216728043
no, im too lazy. just gonna make momberg ask doctorberg to prescribe me ozempic or something

>>216728040
Boomers are fucking retarded and vaxxed

jason is a shitlib faggot

momberg buys cookie mix and doesnt even bake them she just does it to torture me

Mogwai is great working music.

wow

>>216727988
He's got personal beef with me because he got involved in my battle with schizojeet and got burned

>>216728040
Your brain starts going with age. Just nod and say yeah, it really doesn't matter

>>216728083
literally no one knows who these people are or why you're posting them

its a cult bro

Millennials had a good run with the hipster trend then it died

How many of you are fat retarded adult men who live with your mother?

im so ugly

>>216728108
90 percent of cum

>>216728088
i just don’t want to see them sitting there rotting in front of a TV in their retirement. they get so stressed and worked up about trannies and mexicans that i can’t tell you the last time they went out with their friends

>>216728099
We unironically need to bring back hipsters. I'd much rather have people sneer at me for liking basic post-rock like Mogwai than for not liking Beyonce

>>216728108
**raises hand**

>>216728108
i don’t live with my mommy im an independent adult

>>216728108
I'm fit retarded and live with my parents

>>216728108
*raises morbidly obese hand*

>>216728123
it's very hard to leave a cult

>>216728108
Used to be, but I actually turned my life completely around. I'm now practically anorexic and have been living on my own for a few years.

Problem is that I'm still a kissless hugless handholdless virgin with no friends THOUGH.

Sean Hannity and Laura Ingram have extremely annoying voices, also they're ugly and they're like the quintessential milquetoast cuckservative pussies

cia making my dick hard o algo

>>216728108
Hey I'm not fat

i hope usa goes to nuclear exchange

Stop saying o algo you stupid idiots.

>>216728152
>Laura Ingram
You think drumpf pumped this?

>>216728123
Mine sit in front of a tv and get stressed and worked up about fascists and Trump
it doesn't make a difference. old people are prone to hysteria
it's biological. stop trying to think of it in rational terms and realize it's just old people being old people

Made meatballs that taste like shit award

Dalitleaf is really needy tonight. Can't keep my name out of his mouth

>tranny flag
thats our JJ

What does "o algo" mean?

>>216727699 (OP)
What Happened to CIA and the other trip fags?

It's still opinion's based. Some people have more popular opinions than others

>>216728183
algos is greek for pain

>>216728040
My dad was supposed to get the bathtub replaced with a walk in shower for free due to his disability. A few weeks ago he said "Trump probably cut the funds for that so I'll just pay for it myself". Nigga said probably.

>>216728188
Probably got bored

asmon said the emails are fake

>>216728183
or something in spanish

Millennials have the iconic hipster phase, what do zoomers have (besides depression and BPD)?

>>216728200
That's all I need to hear

>>216728196
he voted for it

>>216728183
The pleasure of being cummed inside, or something

>>216728149
what do you do for a living?

>>216728171
just a guess, not enough salt forming them, cooked too long?

Too scared to message the girl I matched on tinder award

jason is a pedo btw

>>216728200
Alright. I was waiting for him to tell me my opinion

*western voice* well folk I done reckon its bout time for me to mosey on outta here, headed to brighter trails as they say (the kitchen, but don't you worry none now, I'll be back fore long

>>216728225
It's probably a bot anyway

>>216728217
I have a fairly run-of-the-mill STEM career. Won't say anything more as I don't want to get haxx0r'd by 4chinz leejun.

>>216728234
he was literally fawning over little girls the other night, but then he has no shame.

>>216728222
Too many breadcrumbs maybe

>>216728215
No he hated Trump for 10 years now. The kicker is that it was gonna be paid by the state, not the feds

I can't imagine watching any streamer
i don't ever want to listen the political opinions of some smelly dude who sits in front of a screen gaming all day

>>216728171
why? tell us how you made them

>>216728261
This is a normie General anyway

>click album playlist
>youtube starts from the 5th fucking video

>>216728277
I put the meat in the bowl and then I pooped in it

>>216728280
is watching streamers normie or not? I don't have any idea

>>216728246
>I have a fairly run-of-the-mill STEM career.
so you didn't "turn around" shit, you just finished your degree

>>216728261
>some smelly dude who sits in front of a screen gaming all day
I'm not too good to listen to someone who's basically just me

pwned

children with red hair will always be disturbing.

>>216728110
Hi So Ugly. I'm Dan

>>216728305
I don't care about these people or their opinions

my thin blanket isnt enough for the cold weather i suffer every night

>>216728296
GO BACK TO FUCKING BRIT YOU CUNT

>>216728305
Nick is controlled opposition thobeit.

>>216728225
Send her a picture of your testicles. Girls love testicles

>>216728308
So Irish children are disturbing

>>216728309
IM dirty dan

>>216728299
No, I was already working but still living with momberg (and still a fat fuck).

>>216728327
I am. I'm also cowboy Dan. I'm all the dans

read manga and played video games and whole day

She got that innocent face but a dirty lil’ miiind

I just woke up on my floor. My bed, which I had made quite nicely earlier, had all its sheets and blankets torn off onto the floor. wtf is this a symptom of latent homosexuality?

Nicholas Joseph Fuentes

>>216728267
oh man... you know what, go him. his mom looks supportive, his dad only looks bemused at worst. it's not some little twink, it's an actual anime man, so he's not on the fence. he knows who he is, and he's spending time with his family. i would only fault/praise his courage. you're bold enough to seat an anime guy bodypillow at your thanksgiving table. okay, why on earth would you take a picture and post it on the internet?

Horrible thread

Fuentoid be like
>I love jews, my best friend is jewish

hey bro i got a spare controller, u down for a sesh? how does facility sound?

>>216728333
oh you already had your degree AND a job, but then you turned things around...

I know I am a day late, but do Americans recite this poem on remembrance day/Veterans day
Or is it strictly a Canadian tradition?

>>216728302
I dont want to listen to someone as retarded as myself

>>216728305
>israel lobby is the reason you have six while i'm a childless virgin who haven't worked an honest job in his life o algo just like my superchat friends o algo
low iq literal faggot speaking to other low iq people

>>216727720
I watched that anime but the girl on the lefts mouth kinda bothered me. Here’s a gif I made from a clip I captured while watching it

>>216728393
not telling

>>216728372
nah bro

*whips out mario party 2*
we game for REAL

>>216728396
Will you still read my post, though?

>>216728398
Shalom and salam are the same word

>>216728381
Relatively speaking, yes

>>216728398
o algo o algo o algo o algo!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216728393
no nobody gaf about that dumbass shit lmao

>>216728399
EZ BREEZY

>>216728402
*bond burgers you*

>>216728372
I feel bad now about not playing Nintendo with my niece

>>216728398
You sure showed up here fast

>>216728402
no peach. that shit is psychological warfare.

>>216728393
We are less English than you. We won our independence, you just waited like cucks

>>216728372
we'll do facility...then you can do fellatio

Genuinely so bored

>>216728398
>a system toady has job security and resources

>>216728429
The poem was written by a Canadian you clown.

>>216728428
>he got his coins stolen by Welfare queen

take the whitepill bros, we're all gonna make it!

In Faggot's field
Jasons blow
A thousand cocks
Row upon row

>>216728448
Jason's not going to make it

>>216728439
It's the middle of a weeknight homie

>>216728449
You are not going to Heaven.

They're talking about Seamus O'Algo, a renowned Irish playwright.

Dogberg is snoring

its been an entire day and my plants still havent grown yet this is bullshit

>>216728467
we're already in Hell, you're not going anywhere bucko.

>>216728476
have you tried yelling at them?

>>216728467
Am I going to heaven?

Goddamn sandwich buns I bought are moldy, they were supposed to stay fresh until the end of the week.

i'm gonna break the mold tonight by smoking weed and jerking off

Crazy how doing anything by yourself is cringe
eating lots of food by yourself you're a loser but if you eat lots of food in a great hall with lots of mead then you're alpha

>>216728495
im gonna cream and scream on them

>>216728467
You don't get to decide that, faggot

should probably make dindin

>>216728517
dude that is CRAZY.

>>216728521
Imagine i was st Paul and that's how you address me>>216728525

>>216728517
Take the stoic sigmapill and embrace being alone.

>>216728511
Store bread in fridge

>>216728447
yeah, see! that's why i bar her. she gets your temper up.

Canada lost the world series

>>216728542
They don't make techno in Scotland. Techno is continental European.

>>216728546
It gets all dried out and gross if you keep it in the fridge.

>>216728556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i36GScqwufg&list=RDi36GScqwufg&start_radio=1

I hate myself more than anything in the world

>>216728517
This makes sense
Without influence over others you are just one guy. With influence over others you could potentially be an army or otherwise an armed force. The latter is obviously much more persuasive.

all the interesting people are gone, there are only low energy pot heads left here im going to sleep

>>216728586
some of us are depressed

Wales > Scotland > Ireland > England

fite me cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97WlpsuU74&list=RDm97WlpsuU74

>>216728594
stop being depressed

>>216728602
i wish it was that easy

>>216728573
not techno

>>216728557
Oh right. I always toast my bread at least a little so it's fine for me

>>216728582
Start forgiving other people for how they have wronged you, and you will start to be able to forgive yourself. Once you can forgive yourself you will start to feel better about how you are treated by others and how you have treated others.

>>216728609
think positive

>>216728582
Can I have your kidney?

>>216728609
*were

'ate a disgusting slice of probably past its peak havarti' award

>>216728622
OOHHH FAAAAAWWK I JUST FAWKING CAME BRO

>>216728595
i'm thinking musically, and this all sounds right.

>be depressed
>have a soda
>fap to hentai manga
>play Fallout New Vegas
>not depressed anymore
It's that simple.

>>216728634
eat that cum

>>216728586
*Low energy drunkard
Thank you very much

>>216728645
His mom is pretty hot

>>216728645
>the RKO
>clearly spears her
normies...

>>216728645
damn his mom is hot

I need some kind of totally vacuum sealed container capable of storing a loaf of bread in the fridge so the moisture content doesn't get too low but the temperature prevents microbial growth.

Also gotta remember to get my money from that federal bread lawsuit, those bitches have to pay for what they did to us.

I am a milf supremacist

>keeping your bread in the fridge

you keep your ketchup there too? *tch*

>>216728645
Incestuous

>>216728645
Gonna get downvoted to hell for this but his mom is smoking hot

>>216728595
I pretty much agree but I don't think Wales > Scotland

>>216728665
Yeah. But i microwave the bottle for 2 minutes before using it

>>216728668
i love loud music and urban zulus dancing in front of me!

I want Zohran Mamdani's wife to sit on my face

>>216728668
is that mamdani?

I can say the N word any time I want

>>216728645
I would be afraid that these things would hurt my mom

>>216728715
Ye

>>216728742
im not sure if his socialist agenda would work

>>216728668
Black guy looks like a monkey

I just want a nice goddamn truck.

>>216728730
I do that when I play racing games

>>216728754
Lol that's not his mom

I remember* found this italian lady online who was really pretty and had a bunch of videos kissing her son on the lips

>>216728766
I don't remember who it is, but someone on /v/ said it's a wrestler(the fake kind) and her son.

>>216728754
Insane that people really upload this stuff online

>>216728784
That wasn't her son

I need to mend my back porch.

crazy how libtards are America First now

>>216728784
Stop trying to make me lose NNN

>>216728730
Sure but it doesn't provide any legitimacy to your message.

>>216728791
It's entirely innocuous and you're projecting sexuality onto it.

>>216728794
Yes it was. I know for a fact that it was.

pretty older women hehehe peanits go pow :D

>>216728815
>innocuous
It's spelled "incestuous"

I want to simulate the feeling of being drunk all the time without being an alcoholic
Chatgpt suggested soem weird herbal stuff like lions mane and Rhodiola

>>216728800
What kind of structure is there under the deck boards?

This is Jason's nightly routine

>>216728822
First post to make me giggle in hours

>>216728828
Just do cocaine instead
All the benefits without the sloppyness

>>216728822
I'm sorry your mom's hot

i saw this guy in call of pripyat and he reminded me of shahar

Man goes up to two British girls. "Are you two girls from England?" he asks. "Wales," the girls reply. "My mistake," says the man "are you two whales from England?"

>>216728834
Oh shit is this real LOL

i'm downvoting all your posts btw

I post webms of hot MILFs
You post webms of mentally disabled people
We are not the same

>>216728845
Idk how to get it
I used to have a roommate that knew someone who had like bricks of cocaine
I guess i could try the web but it's easy to get scammed on those sites

>>216728859
I like getting downvotes because it means I'm a free thinker

>>216728866
who's posting pics of jason?

>>216728831
...wood

>>216728875
I on ironically partially believe this to be true

plapping gobbos

Damn it, I need to stop posting with voice to text

>>216728879
No shit but is it sound or does the entire thing need replacement?

>>216728850
Stalker, do you really walk around innazone with 26(twenty six) sausages?

>>216728888
Checked

I wish I was heavier so I could drink more

>>216728899
You'll get heavier if you drink enough

>>216728899
But then you feel less effect and have to spend more on alcohol

I believe the purpose of beer is to get people acclimated to drinking piss

I would have sex with an aged milf but I wouldn't want anyone to know about it

>>216728893
I was doing gay jokes. Sorry. It's fine but I think the guy that built it traded his labor for beer and was paid in advance. Do you wanna rebuild my porch?

>>216728922
I would want everyone to know about it

erm *raises spork* can someone make the nyew ?

>>216728920
How do you know what piss tastes like?

>>216728931
Not my problem

>>216728936
I drank my own while masturbating

>>216728931
im watching porn

>doo it
>Oi will personally donate to your campaign!!

>>216728645
cute twink butt

not a fan of the gays, honestly.

Not a fan of chuds

New:
>>216728959

>>216728953
what about lesbians

>>216728971
If they're hot and naked and film themselves kissing, I'm fine with it

>>216728971
they put in the domestic abuse work that modern man is too pussy to do these days