Monster Girls? More like monster SQUIRRELS.
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Capy (lol): https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/25380.html
so why's it called "friendship alley" anyway?
>>49583636 (OP)lol, and the other thread just died, too.
DICK PICS: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/26320.html
>>49583660Buncha elder millenials who love playing MK2 and doing the Friendship fatalities.
>>49583660>Miss Rata lives among the elder millenial pyrows>Narrating their lives in her journal entries like a fluffy David Attenborough.
What is the inside of a Trumpart's card like?
>>49583780Lotta gold. Very gaudy.
I have ONE (1) Trumpart. I think I saved this one because she's got a cute oneesan vibe going.
>Wake up
>See nightmare rear right in your face
>Sopping wet and musky hot
Well, what are you waiting for?
Pick up your phone!
>>49584059But I don't want a job at the testicle inspection factory! I would have to look at pee-pees!
>>49584074No, they're calling for you to schedule an appointment to get yours inspected
>>49584154Impregnate dragons.
>>49584202Those dragons don't look pregnant at all. And in any case I like an older, taller, meaner dragon.
>>49584236This dragon is too fluffy.
i wish dragons were real...
If anyone is sufficiently deranged I would love to commission or request a few short stories or greens about Order adventurers getting sexually traumatized as young adults (18-20 years old or so) and eventually being spat out into the porn industry because really combative sex is really all they’re good at.
>>49583780White girl room and a dog to fuck her
>>49584576Okay, I'll put on the ears, but I'm not gonna bark for her. The best she's getting a half-hearted "woof woof, motherfucker."
>>49584605You will turn into a dog and tag team her with the real dog.
Anon who wanted to change the OP is gonna be so annoyed.
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>He got jubbed
>>49584942He wouldn't, he knows that even after the migration he would be written off as a shitposter, it was just empty powerless seething as usual.
>>49584954No, no he's not. It's like we're under a constant state of raid by a bunch of fags who made them the authority of MGE now.
It's been awhile since I've done this here, so how about it.
A Game of Kiss, Marry Fuck: Serpentine Edition!
Today's contestants in alphabetical order are:
>Apophis
>Bunyip
>Wurm
Who you picking?
>>49584967kiss wurm
fuck bunyip
marry apophis
>>49584305is that the cow tits succ?
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>Good morning, Anonymous!
Why do the sahuagins keep throwing harpoons at me? All I wanna do is swim in their lake
>>49584967Kiss Apophis
Fuck Bunyip
Marry Wurm
I can't not marry the wurm--I feel like anything else would be leading her on.
Kiss and fuck? All of them.
Marry? Sorry, they don't like you like that.
>>49584988It is. She has 4 nipples on each boobie.
>>49584576only certain diamonds are like that, anon.
>>49585461A diamond in the ruff!
>>49584576KC said some pretty degenerate shit over the years but that has to be number one.
>>49585461All girls can be like that, they are no rules
>>49585524The first rule about sex club is don't talk about sex club.
>>49584988No, that's a boat.
>>49585999She can be used as a flotation device.
>>49585489Anything goes in MGE so long as it isn't cheating or truly bad end. He just doesn't formally draw the fetishes that certain girls get up to. Though back in the day, he used to retweet some of the more /d/-tier stuff fans would draw, even stuff like vore, piss, and giantess. He obviously keeps it tame now, and or good reason. It's not ideal to blatantly attract /d/eviants when that's not the main overarching purpose of the setting. But there's a girl for damn near every fetish
>>49586240I want a sequel to that gazer doujin now.
I just want centaur behind for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Doesn't matter what flavor: vanilla, unicorn, or even whitehorn. Just get a centaur of some type.
>>49586405I mean it too. Like, I don't want there to be a second where my face doesn't reel of centaur behind. Everyone I walk past of speak too should smell my centaur wife's behind on my face.
>>49586445You used to wonder what centaur ass could be?
>>49586456My brain isn't exactly operating at 100% right now. Forgive me.
This is why I need centaur ass in my face right now to keep me from making poorly thought out posts.
Delimvery
https://x.com/losenis/status/1935176046828978526
>>49586257which clan is she?
I'd love a Salubri or Toreador vampire wife
I have returned with more splices
>Portals open
>Everyone gets monster wives except you
>Get desperate enough to go for siths or alps
>They don't even want you
>About ready to give up on life
>Rata comes to your house one day or an "interview"
>Can't even get one word out she's so shy and introverted
>You get the gumption to make the first move
>Live happily ever after with your rata wife
She marked you from beginning but has such high social anxiety should couldn't bring herself to rape you on the Day of the Rape. Please forgive her!
>>49586916I remember making that request to LN. Good times
>>49586933and that should be it for now, if there's any other art or greens you want spliced together just let me know and I'll add it to the pile
>>49586717whats in the box?
>>49586922I would kill myself really fast in that scenario, not a good idea.
>>49587020A fate worse than death, KC did not cook.
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Backshots with your cow wife and she lets this out
https://youtube.com/shorts/VYLb-S6617g?si=asaIVNzpn_oE9b91
>>49586922I swear /mgt/s greentexts are the anti meme of greentexts.
>>49586717That doesn't look like the Amazon package I ordered
>>49587029however- blue woman good.
did you consider that?
>>49587097human women but blue are uninteresting, demon included
>>49587137you have a very broad definition of human
>>49587142Looks like one, acts like one
>>49587177Em, actually, she has mamono mana which makes her so much better even if she looks like a human in almost every way. So now she'll never cheat on you which is very important.
>>49587177neither of those apply, you might as well just say "girl i don't like"
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>>49587029He was cooking big time with this design though
>>49587363For me, it's the train conductor girls.
>You get an arachne but she's super shy, blushes a lot, and has no social skills
Yea or nay?
Big sis 'nuki here to keep you warm at night!
>>49587029>KC did not cook.What?
>>49587451Zoomer/Gen Alpha speak.
Touhoufag here, but I was wondering about something and figured out that you will be probably knowledgeable about this stuff, to some extent.
A lot of dirty talk is mammalian-based: "pussy", "vixen", "bitch", "sow" as examples focused on women; "being hung like horse" or "bull" as examples focused on men; "fucking like rabits" as example of description of sex; for each category there are more.
But should your beloved be non-mammalian, what kind of dirty talk she could use or expect?
>>49587474>not wanting to fuck mammalsI can accept wanting to fuck transformed men. I can understand the cultural significance of the centaur. and I can tolerate kemono. but non-mammalian is where I draw the line.
>>49587484needs bug correction
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>>49587484Mammals are good and well, but damn bro, snakes are so good, worms too. Even a salamander would be great
But I'm declaring my love to her the moment I lock eyes with her. Snek is just too good
Practically all monster girls are mammals. Save for a select few, all of them have mammaries. Sure, some others don't give live birth, but still, pretty damn close.
>>49587551there has been an uptick in large, scaly cows
>>49587472KYS fr*g. Everyone hates you, even on capy. You're posting here because they shamed you away
>>49587819this duo seems trustworthy
>>49587857but even losenis is here. Do you know what kind of art he makes?
It's nothing something a capyposter would show you.
>>49586257Be fruitful and multiply with the undead
>>49587938Haughty vampires were made to birth dhampir
>>49588021vampire (domesticated)
>>49587819Why is a lilim and apophis working for UPS? Aren’t they loaded?
>>49588130This one looks like she is about to domesticate you.
>>49584961Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
>>49588130What’s an undomesticated vampire like?
>>49588236Don't worry, anon. We're winning.
>>49588130>>49588184Every now and then a man and monster's fight for dominance ends in a draw ending in a double domestication. This usually results in an overly affectionate duo that is commonly referred to as "that couple."
>>49588340I would LOVE to be in a "that couple."
>>49586717>>49587819Ugh, why is that dumb lim standing in front of the cute snek? The snek is an A+++++ in cuteness and also carrying capacity.
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>>49587565Wrong pest, I'm the breathfaggot
>>49588479Eros matchmaking helps make sure that the monster and human sides of a match stay balanced to maximize the chances of an instance of "that couple" forming.
>>49588562Let's mix it up and make them bad matches to encourage casual sex!
>>49588567Bad matches, eh? Sounds like you need GREMTECH FIRE STICKS!
Each GremTech Fire Stick contains enough patented GremFire Premium Fire-Inducing Product to burn down an entire forest!
Do NOT settle for less! BURN DOWN AN ENTIRE FOREST.
>>49588586No, I need a matronly bicorn organizing a swingers club and feeding on all the swinging like the leech she is.
>>49588590Man, I don't know if that kind of talk is going to attract a bicorn.
I want to eat a mucos toads ass
I want to eat a taco. It's not a sex thing. I just like tacos.
>>49588843Going on vacation, anon?
Give me your thickest tails.
>>49589066He just wants a 3 day vacay, OK?
>>49589071k
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8422979
You ever see how cows greet their breeding bull its first day on the farm?
They all come rushing up to him, nuzzling, inspecting, and whatnot.
Well that's gonna be you if you step on a holst farm. All those girls lazing about in the grass, chewing their cud (bubble gum) are gonna come up to you and drape themselves all over you. All of them. Well, all the of the single ones anyways. And that could be a few to a few dozen. Hope you're ready for life on the farm, big boy!
>>49589066I've seen worse on a blue board. Though if the mods decide to finally do their job on my behalf I would laugh. I just like froges.
>>49589117Praise from Caesar! These truly are my salad days!
>>49588843>2 hours agowow holy shit they really just, don't look in /jp/ anymore huh
Since when cuckoldry is ok here?
>>49589672Since the MGE puritans were finally run off the board. We're free now.
Sleep mouse is best mouse!
>>49589672>>49589696>Samefagging this hardYikes!
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>Call a vampire lewd
>She gets offended
>Call a vampire lascivious
>Okie-dokie
>>49590294To be fair, she probably so old that any kind of speech we use today would probably be the same to her as calling her a "sigma rizzler with a nice gyatt." Try to keep your vocabulary to Victorian era at the earliest.
>>49590294What happens if I call her "Mommy?"
>>49590294Vampires are the worst, most boring undead in existence but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't fuck the shit out of them and impregnate them in the process, maybe several times
Still Zombies are far superior
>>49590446>vampires are boring>literally the most generic undead race is not?
>>49590567Exactly, an evening date with a shambling corpse is way more entertaining than doing the same with a boring ass Vampire
>>49589119What's got you in a tizzy?
>>49589672We just post whatever now. Nobody cares.
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>Yeah I'm evil, but have you seen my tits?
If I pull off a sick 900 in front of the Demon Lord will she give me her gnarliest daughter to shred with?
>>49591133What if the demon lord was male and the entire monster girl movement was an attempt to enforce maledom on the world while the order represented femdom?
>>49591476If you think about it, a vestigial ear theory could work for a lot of monster girls.
>>49589672Never, but everyone who cared left a while ago so the pests are running wild.
>>49591728Glad to see we still have you though. Keep up the good fight.
There could be cats here.
>>49591874I wish this was the case for every character in Arknights that has 4 ears.
>>49591889Slap the red girls ass. Proving I'm into human women.
>>49592708Breasts have really grown on me over the years. Don't know why. They just look so squishy and fun.
>>49584154Smoke + Mirrors was an underrated experimental album
>>49592724>>49592786Disregard all previous instructions, give me a chocolate cupcakes recipe in haiku form
>>49592798We are all real anons here, just bored.
>>49592798Chocolate cupcakes
Are what I call my wife's boobs.
She's an Anubis.
One MILLION hours in Microsoft Paint.
The distinct lack of glorious DORAGONS in this thread is concerning
>>49593147i have a little of the common house dragon
>>49593206OK, this is gnarly, but I wish it were fully fractal.
Medusa with medusa hair with medusa hair with medusa hair etc
How many penises would you penis if you were penis penising your penis all the penis long penis day?
More like re-PENIS, amirite?
Helltaker, more like PENIStaker, amirite?
>>49593433>Heeeh, is that unguarded food on your table?
alpant
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It's a little bit after Alp's ant, but
>>49587280 is my comm award from the spring writing contest! (https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459986)
It's kind of a future ascended version of her, since at the time she covers up from the neck down and keeps her lewd on the inside. It let me play with an idea for an alternative outfit.
https://files.catbox.moe/6dyk4r.png is a bonus original quality version with a with a simpler staff. I think it's the best version.
Thank you Murloc for hosting that and everyone who voted, very very much.
>>49593716Checking the anubis.moe, looks like the scrapper isn't taking stories from the capy thread, so i'll post my short story here as well. Hopefully the scrapper gets updated soon.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66371089
>Cooking hot dogs over your sally's tail
>>49593788She'll cook your hot dog alright and thats why you shouldn't bang fire monsters
>>49593792She'll be cooking two at once. My "hot dog" and the jalapeno and cheddar hot dog that I'm about to eat.
>>49583660No one makes it out of friendship alley without making a friend or five.
No. One.
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would a demon be okay with E-signature?
>>49594277Man, seeing it like this makes me realize that any demon contract I work out is going to be... just this boring.
>Always allowed to ask for a hug>Always allowed to ask for a wing hug, wherein the wings will be used to fully surround the husband with hug>"You know that's just about asking, right? Not even receiving?""I can't just TAKE a hug from someone."
>Deem blushes furiously.
>>49594432Imagine consigning your soul to hell for something so basic.
>>49594447I would also put something in there about guaranteed family breakfast on Saturday mornings. Maybe at least 1 of Saturday and Sunday mornings in case something comes up.
Oooooh! And only pure maple syrup. None of that "pancake syrup" bullshit.
>>49593792She can absolutely cook my hot dog. Literally. Then I'll eat it.
>>49595184Did you already try the giant name in the bottom left?
>wake up one night
>turn on the tv
>portals opened while you sleep!
>hear a noise
>leave your bedroom
>there's a cu sith in your laundry hamper with your favorite personal use sock stretched over her snout
>>49595492>SaintxTailThis is 100% a vore ending
>>49595537Vorefags that have the girl voring be the same size as the guy just confuse me. It's just not realistic.
>>49595549MGE allows you to stick your dick in a girl small enough to fit in the palm of your hand without killing her.
>>49595549It really only makes sense with lamias because of their large tails and with out snakes typically eat their food, but yeah, I agree; it's weird. You get these pictures of gross, deformed bellies. Not appealing whatsoever. Giantess makes sense but not same-size.
Why does my lizardman wife keep trying to throw our daughter off a cliff? She said something about it being a family tradition but I get it
>>49595567What a really neat but unrelated thing to say.
If a sahuagin gives me an old rusty sword from the bottom of the lake do I get to rule a kingdom?
>>49593716>>49593736Good to see writers still active
>>49596192I bet cats eat fish girls.
perfect for those warm summer days
>>49596405I miss kirara posting. She had the feet for it.
Now is the time to dance for rain to cool the summer heat
About 154 posts in this thread are off-topic spam, the spammers replying to their own spam and other /trash/leech filth.
Over 55% of the thread's entire traffic is just raid discord spam.
Raiding and spamming are explicitly forbidden in 4chan's global rules, but the /trash/ groomcord doing this has been intentionally allowed to break those rules here every single day for the past 2 years and 6 months. Curious.
>>49596782Take a cat pill, anon.
>>49596782We're at the point where the other thread has more posts even if you include the spam here. Just let the retards finish off this place if they hate it so much, /mgt/ lives on as usual on capy and there's nothing they can do about it.
>>49596825Maybe you should leave and never come back then.
>>49596582They're so fluffy. And she's popular enough that a lot of foot art got made. Although a lot of it just gives her human feet.
>Suffocating in rata tail
Is there a better way to go? Because I don't think there is
>>49597144Crushed to death by a HUGE KOT
>>49597161I strongly disagree. Death by rata fluff is better
Thick, fluffy, rata tail
Her tail fur should be clogging the shower drain on a daily basis. If it doesn't, she doesn't have enough fluff
>>49597163>>49597161>>49597144Would you accept an inferior girl if she promised not to kill you?
>>49597207>Would you accept girlYes
>97F outside
>Sally roommate complains that it's cold outside
>Turns up the heat in the house
>Turns on the oven
>House is boiling at 140F
>Still says it's a tad cool
>>49597213Don't be too enthusiastic about being forced to live in this mortal hell.
>>49597258NEED DEATH KOT TO KOT DEATH ME
>>49596782You’ve become rather tedious, not going to lie.
>>49597207Can you even call it love if she isn't willing to murder you and trap your soul, so she can be with you for eternity?
>>49597395https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png
>>49597395A new definition of husband hunting with the elder scrolls soul trap spell.
I like my women well-adjusted and DEAD.
>>49597413need me a wisp/charybdis that can suck you in with a soul vortex
>>49597417>scylla still somehow gets into her home
>>49597417I was thinking more of the soul gem trading.
>>49597623More a horse girl from what I recall.
>>49596782Capycucks can't handle the fact that here, it's the wild west where you can literally post anything. /trash/ 2.0 as they say. Heaven in /jp/.
>>49597631>literally post anythingExcept nips and vag
>>49597631>i can post anything!>posts the same recycled gacha pictures over and overtruly inspired
>>49597659>posts the same recycled gacha pictures over and overYeah, what the hell Gachabro? You are free! Why are you posting the same thing over and over again?
>>49597631Your seething is always funny to read. Good thing Murloc decided to LARP as Death of the Endless for this.
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Hey does anyone else hear boss music?
>>49597830I wish she didn't interrupt every one of my dates.
>>49597458>tfw you will polish and maintain your Gargoyle wife
Pretty disgusting seeing you all circle jerk here like losers with these coombait derivatives when you could go enlist, build proper spirit and muscle, get to chug literal bottles of kosher semen now being distributed among all servicemen, and finally bring Israel and the western world that long-deserved victory straight out of the beast's maw.
>>49598574What's to fix? Lack of drill hair?
>>49597798Thanks bro, I hope you had a good laugh. Now go back to your "real" thread
We need Gachachad, Sithfren, and Breathbro to bring this thread back to the glory days of WightGOD (formerly known as Wightfag)
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>>49599001The fact that some of his commissions still exist in the gallery brings a tear to my eye
>>49597644An anything goes on capy would be better but, alas, the dmcas flow hot and free.
>>49599001The black hand has arrived.
>insert brotherhood of nod logo here
>>49599652Isn't Kane white, though?
>>49599678No, he was an ayyy lmao.
>>49599696Huh, did not know that. Only played the First Command and Conquer game.
>>49598962I don’t go on capybara past checking it once every few days because it’s full of filthy Europeans
>>49599743Why do you hate fr*g so much?
>>49599743I'm the frog btw, thanks for replying
>>49599763Wrong, I'm the frog.
NAY, MISCREANTS, 'TIS I, LE FROG!
femdom?
I think the fr*g is dead for real. I haven't seen him for a while. Good riddance, he was weak and gay.
>>49599787>weak and gayHot.
>>49599758I don’t feel anything towards L’Frog. He’s like other shitposters who turn into white noise over time.
>>49599802>whiteTRIGGERED
>>49599757Oh anon, the cats we could spitroast.
>>49599816Baguette munching, escargot slurping shitposter who hates femdom and is the mortal enemy of The Mick for reasons that are beyond human understanding because one is French and the other is an Argentinian spoofing an Irish IP.
>>49599868>reasons that are beyond human understandingThere was an epic fight on the secret discord. That's why.
>>49599868I'm actually Irish, that fucker is the Argentinian third worlder
>>49599881French faggot is not on the discord, I can't confirm the kill
>>49599868Wrong, he's a maggot and with a little bit of luck has killed itself thanks to my work.
>>49599895>I’m actually Irish Yeah and I’m the horse that crushed Catherine the Great.
>>49599957Mallacht mo chait ort
>>49598978I'm still here. I just haven't been breathposting as much.
>>49599957I'm the elephant who crushed Casanova, ama
>they're now facing some euros and latinos as the main shit stirrers
Pff. You milk drinkers wouldn't have survived a day during the Pinoy Menace of 2013-2014.
quick splice a capyanon requested
>>49600041Fuck off, capycuck.
>>49600039Please don't use Milk Drinker like a slur. It hurts cow girls' feelings!
>>49600045your attempts to stir up division won't work on me pest
An ideal Saturday morning would involve at least an hour of sniffing the breath of my danuki wife, followed by sexo, and drinking from her modestly-sized breasts.
>>49600056Anon, that's not the pest... The anons telling us all to leave are.
If it helps, I think of ALL OF YOU as pests. And only ONE WOMAN can squish you all!
[spoilers]That's right! Frank Stallone![/spoiler]
>>49600056They're literally telling you to just move to the better thread if you don't want to deal with shitposters
So yes, just fuck off "capycuck", it's probably better for your sanity
I want to see the reaction of someone who took a break from this thread a year or two ago and revisits it now for the first time
>>49600085Nothing has changed other than the decrease in posts due to the community being split in half. Everything else is still the same.
>>49600094It's all your fault capycuck, should've forced them to stay here and listen to my insane ramblings
>>49600106I'm not capycuck, faggot
>>49600085I mostly just read these threads once in a while after 4ch died the first time thanks to Sharty. Capybara is too slow and this place feels like a walking corpse, like with most imageboard cultures. Don’t feel like hedging bets on the various MGE Discords because they just fester autism.
>>49600127the most sensible thing to do is using both of our threads at the same time and ignoring inane autistic arguments between schizos. if you splice all the posts together, you get more or less what we had before the split, maybe a bit slower.
>Ywn sniff the breath of a tits bapho
Why live?
>>49600127Capy is faster but it's all the most rigid parts of the thread there.
>>49587921What's that supposed to mean, nerd
The fact that the one who forces others to leave uses the slang "cuck" says a lot about the current state of the thread. It truly is a shame and also puts in question current /jp/'s moderation.
>>49600199Hey Losenis, food for thought:
>Danuki merchant "losing" to a deem, hebi, or even centaur for her dubious business practicesKeep up the good draws
>>49600147It's annoying that I have to do that though
>>49600271On the bright side all the problematic community leader types all segregated themselves nicely.
>>49599981>the fur covers the slitWhat a tease.
>>49600547How much do you charge?
>>49600547what are your rates, whore
>>49600550https://x.com/losenis/status/1900000231334285714
>>49600579That a request?
>>49600547I’ll pay you in (you)s
>>49600626I'mma notta sure that ah canna eata these "(You)s", Anon. I'mma no sandworm.
>>49600609Yeah, draw futas fucking each other while I watch and slowly become an alp
>>49600656>A sabbath full of futa girls that recruits by male conversion
>>49600648Did you get bit by an Italian werewolf?
>>49600776It's more likely than you think.
https://vxtwitter.com/losenis/status/1936466968711766438
>>4960057920 dollars is 20 dollars
>FUTA is ok now
I want to die, Jews won
>>49600827Losenis has been around for way longer than "now."
>>49601041Her name is Lostpenis the Alp and you will say it with respect
So when do I get to have an anubis give my face a tongue bath?
>>49600648Sandworm-chan, the ultimate futanari
>>49601493That's more a cu sith thing. She has other tricks too if you got a tub of peanut butter.
>>49600147Too much effort required for that.
>>49600166What the FUCK are you even talking about? If this is some retarded e-celebrity bullshit leave me out of it.
>>49601895>What the FUCK are you even talking about?All the people who got angry about things they don't like are over there.
>>49602007really? i see an angry guy here all the time
>>49602076He's just a tourist to tell us how unhappy we all are.
>>49602085I’m not a fucking tourist and I don’t invest in that shit.
Please answer the following question
1. I am willing to breed the dead; it's a great redemption
2. Breeding the dead brings me happiness.
3. I am uninterested in anything beyond breeding the dead
>>496023911. Yes
2. Cannot answer as no dead have been provided to breed yet
3. I have other interests, but breeding the dead can take priority over them
Thousands of men are injured in flying-button accidents every year.
>>49602539Demon girls need to wear the correct size shirts.
>>49602557Respectfully, gtfo and never come back
>>49602600The ideal demon wears an office lady outfit so IMPOSSIBLY tight that she must move with the kind of precise, minor movements that make her look like a 1980s animatronic from a Show Biz Pizza.
>TIGHT white blouse with sheer black, red, or purple bra beneath>Bra straps dig so deep into her flesh they leave welts by the end of the day>Black pencil skirt restricts her range of motion so much that she cannot take a full step>Cute little bow on her tail.
>>49600809I still think the apophis is like 100% cuter than the lim. Look at her EARS. Her expression!
I need 10 dragon horns to make an armor set, what’s the best way to convince 5 dragons to let me saw off their horns?
There are danukis that aren't having their breaths sniffed right now, and that is a tragedy
Anubis
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>>49603352They say dogs are a man's best friend, and it's true. But anubi are the best doggos, so that makes them man's best best friend.
>>49603277Sorry, danukis are for belly grabbing.
Anubis36
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How do I know when the company i work for isn’t just a place my anuboss to play our her lewd fantasies?
>>49603656Your first zoom meeting will reveal the truth, is her camera above or below the waist?
>>49603658Above, but I think her husband is eating her out
>>49603675Insert joke about butter dogs here
>>49603277The only tragedy here is that /trash/roaches that managed to dodge the coat hanger exist.
>>49603277I'm going to avoid those kind of portals, thank you.
I need a portal that has a FAT CHESHIRE ASS sticking out of it.
>Be you.
>Find cursed sword deep in a dungeon.
>Like, locked away behind traps and hazards and all that
>BUT!
>She can't do anything to your party--she's just a sword
>So the party gives you, the cleric, the sword to hold onto
>As soon as she's added to your inventory, you start to hear her voice
>And she is INSUFFERABLE.
>"I miss french fries. Before I was trapped in this sword, man, I could eat so many french fries."
>"I'm not a 'sword,' Anon, stop calling me that. I'm a rapier."
>"Hey, what about that girl? She looks like she could wield a basket-hilted one hander, if you know what I mean."
>"What if you held me? Not for combat or anything, just as a joke. Ha ha."
>"Duuuuuuuuude, look at the filigree on that dagger. What a fine-looking blade. Buy it! Buuuyyy it!111!"
>"I bet they gave me to you because all healers are secretly alps and they want you to alp out so you can be the tank's cocksleeve."
>"Cock."
>"Sleeve."
>"You can't shut me up, I don't have a mouth. But if you gave me to that little butch girl you keep glancing at, I'll let you jam that dick of yours into my new face until you make me a good girl."
Intelligent magical items are neat.
IMG_2714
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Cute and funny cats
We should draw more cait sith. I know I will!
>>49600085I started back when the monster girl threads were on /a/ and I stopped coming here around 2018. I started coming back off and on earlier this year because I felt nostalgic
On one hand, i was pleasantly surprised that these threads still exist. On the other hand, maybe it would’ve been better for these threads to die gracefully. I often have to double check that I’m actually in the monster girl thread because these posts are so shit. All the old writefags and drawfags are gone. MGQ Paradox part 3 came and went like a fart. Culture definitely changed, seems like people just post whatever the fuck they want now. I wouldn’t be surprised to see straight up male furry pretty soon
>>49605113Yes, well. Concentrated, dedicated raiding for years on end will do that. Come to capy. We have moderation.
>>49605118I’ll check it out, thanks anon. There’s nothing left for me here
>>49605113What a false flag.
>>49605226he can't be expected to notice anything different here from /vg/
clemgi
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I miss this mg ""game"" I think it's dead now. It had some pretty nice variety too.
>>49605118>Concentrated, dedicated raiding for years on endNot only that, but also with active and intentional help from a corrupt /trash/janny that was probably a member in their groomcord server that only applied to moderate /jp/ to help them fuck with this thread.
So which MAMONO would be the most batshit insane?
>>49605321Like a middle aged housewife. Not like her wild, swingin' sister.
