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Anonymous No.49593982 >>49593987 >>49594175 >>49594230 >>49594298 >>49595377 >>49595964 >>49596331 >>49623430 >>49691328 >>49792589 >>49822351 >>49875596 >>49908876
Alice Margatroid
Seven colored ___________
Anonymous No.49593987
>>49593982 (OP)
Nice young lady
Anonymous No.49594175 >>49598800
>>49593982 (OP)
Bimbo.
Anonymous No.49594230 >>49594389
>>49593982 (OP)
I don't like this image. Alice's hair is supposed to be more curly.
Anonymous No.49594298
>>49593982 (OP)
Rainbow
Anonymous No.49594389 >>49594400
>>49594230
What image?
Anonymous No.49594400 >>49594407
>>49594389
The one in the OP, obviously.
Anonymous No.49594407
>>49594400
That's a video, though.
Anonymous No.49595377 >>49599536
>>49593982 (OP)
Built to be impregnated by pure aryan sperm and start the 4th reich.
Anonymous No.49595964 >>49600962
>>49593982 (OP)
How would she react if an overweight autistic man (me) hugged her?
Anonymous No.49596331
>>49593982 (OP)
Idol
Anonymous No.49598800
>>49594175
Mean
Anonymous No.49599536
>>49595377
Stop saying this! Emphasizing Alice's aryaness makes me want to goon to AIslop of Alice getting BLACKED
Anonymous No.49600505
>49599536
Get your shit fetish out of my thread, please.
Anonymous No.49600566
>AIsloppers are BNWOcucks
ohnonono
Anonymous No.49600962
>>49595964
Only one way to find out anon! Hug her!
Anonymous No.49600987 >>49601183
alice's mom, though
Anonymous No.49601183
>>49600987
alice's mom? what are you doing with her kareshi-kun?
Anonymous No.49604000 >>49605339
Alice MAGAtroid
Anonymous No.49604041
Her name is Malice Morningstar
Anonymous No.49605333 >>49607180
Alice Margarine
Anonymous No.49605339
>>49604000
It's Arisu MAGAtoroido
Anonymous No.49607180
>>49605333
yummy
Anonymous No.49608087 >>49612573
Anonymous No.49612573 >>49612967 >>49758052
>>49608087
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.49612967
>>49612573
Some people have the idea that marijuana smoke will "hit harder" if you hold it in
Anonymous No.49617876 >>49618493
A lice!
Anonymous No.49618493 >>49623436 >>49636373
>>49617876
One a lice, many a leece!
Anonymous No.49623430
>>49593982 (OP)
lgbtq++ flag!
Anonymous No.49623436 >>49628217
>>49618493
Ah man, so many of those dolls are prime material for love and marriage. Its a shame how they combine into the whole picture...
Anonymous No.49628217 >>49629293
>>49623436
Remember that when you marry the doll, you're also marrying the puppeteer.
Anonymous No.49629293
>>49628217
Your terms are acceptable.
Anonymous No.49630893 >>49634744
Can someone post pic of Alice and Shanghai staring at each other?
Anonymous No.49634744
>>49630893
yuri!?
Anonymous No.49636373 >>49636464
>>49618493
I'm gonna fleece a leece!
Anonymous No.49636464
>>49636373
Leece wearing fleece!
Anonymous No.49643978
MAKE ALICE GREAT AGAIN!
Anonymous No.49649351
Alices
Anonymous No.49651363
Anonymous No.49657790 >>49657921
She's pretty cute!
Anonymous No.49657921 >>49657931 >>49774520
>>49657790
Just let this thread die for good, dude. There is no single Alicefag left on /jp/.
Anonymous No.49657931 >>49657942
>>49657921
Were there any to begin with?
Anonymous No.49657942 >>49657958
>>49657931
There was one person...
Anonymous No.49657958 >>49658045
>>49657942
One of the best posters on here, honestly.
When Alicefags disappear /jp/ goes to shit, we need more. Where do Alicefags come from?
Anonymous No.49658045 >>49658089
>>49657958
A place that's close yet far away.
Anonymous No.49658089 >>49658147
>>49658045
Hourai?
Anonymous No.49658147 >>49662075
>>49658089
I can't tell you any more than that, but they'll be back at the right time.
Anonymous No.49662075
>>49658147
Then I'll keep looking for them, for Alice's sake.
Anonymous No.49662648 >>49662654 >>49662777 >>49662842 >>49670291 >>49680300 >>49753360 >>49774520 >>49827744 >>49908507 >>49925117 >>49936642 >>49949811 >>49955407
Reply to this post or your mom will die on her sleep tonight
Anonymous No.49662654
>>49662648
Anonymous No.49662777
>>49662648
and people keep saying "poor Alice! she's so harmless! why do people evade her? she's not that disgusting, is she?"
/jaypee/ remembers. /jaypee/ never forgets.
Anonymous No.49662842 >>49662911
>>49662648
I will murder rape Alice!
Anonymous No.49662911 >>49663840
>>49662842
You can't rape the willing!
Anonymous No.49663840 >>49666676
>>49662911
What it I drug her first?
Anonymous No.49666676
>>49663840
That's an option, but what if you instead spent some time with her, were nice and tried to understand her, maybe gave her a hug every now and then, and then chose to settle and live the rest of your life with her. Now THAT'S something she would hate!
Anonymous No.49667061
do you think you're better off alone?
Anonymous No.49669860
Alice got people to stop talking about her pissing herself, but at what cost...
Anonymous No.49670291 >>49672867
>>49662648
alice is too powerful... and she is only using 30%~ of her power!
Anonymous No.49672867
>>49670291
W-what if she uses it up to its full potential?
Anonymous No.49678678
pitty bump for alice
Anonymous No.49680300 >>49685174
>>49662648
Anonymous No.49685174 >>49685702 >>49686437 >>49693798
>>49680300
dork
Anonymous No.49685702 >>49686459
>>49685174
Do you mean it as an insult or as a compliment?
Anonymous No.49686437
>>49685174
Anonymous No.49686459 >>49687677
>>49685702
Alice won't be satisfied with the usual compliments because she's not an ordinary woman!
Anonymous No.49687677 >>49688924
>>49686459
"exquisite makai person"
"out of this world individual"
"absolutely eccentric woman"
Anonymous No.49688924
>>49687677
Stop. You'll make her cum!
Anonymous No.49691328 >>49693807
>>49593982 (OP)
How come she didn't inherit anything from her bombshell of a mother?
Anonymous No.49693798
>>49685174
Alice is not a dork!
Anonymous No.49693807 >>49693813 >>49705401
>>49691328
The only thing she inherited was the autism, that's it.
Anonymous No.49693813 >>49693819
>>49693807
Alice is not autistic!
Anonymous No.49693819 >>49693822
>>49693813
But what if I like the fact that she is at least a little autistic...
Anonymous No.49693822 >>49693903
>>49693819
but she's not autistic!
Anonymous No.49693903 >>49693908 >>49734567 >>49763209
>>49693822
Alice is a recluse, she has trouble understanding social cues, struggles to maintain long conversations, is obsessed with dolls and magic, which require ritualistic actions(that's quite literally what magic is), repetitive bodily movements(that's quite literally how you control dolls), and excessive attention to details(dolls again), she is anxious whenever she's around anyone other than Marisa, her one close friend, and generally struggles with empathy, although that's common with 2hus.
Alice has Asperger's, plain and simple.
Anonymous No.49693908 >>49697175
>>49693903
Her ass IS eating burgers!
Anonymous No.49697175
>>49693908
She ate the one mixed with semen, so an unplanned pregnancy may follow.
Anonymous No.49701996 >>49702429
Take responsibility, anon.
Anonymous No.49702390 >>49704538
for some reason any art with alice really captivates me. i'm an alice supporter through and through.
Anonymous No.49702429
>>49701996
Phising Alice and pausing your pistoning to predict Shanghai's phallic reciving potential!
Anonymous No.49704538 >>49704559 >>49706669
>>49702390
You support her in what context?
Anonymous No.49704559 >>49704619
>>49704538
Why, in crimes, of course. What else?
Anonymous No.49704619 >>49704652
>>49704559
How is that a crime? It's just a tradition she gracefully decided to help keep alive.
Anonymous No.49704652
>>49704619
It makes it more fun if you call it a crime, everybody knows it.
Anonymous No.49705401
>>49693807
There's no way Shinki is autistic, otherwise men would stay away from her just like they do with Alice! She must've inherited the autism from her dad.
Anonymous No.49706669
>>49704538
I reckon I really dont know. it seems she gets a bad rap for being an autist and shit. i feel for her i suppose
Anonymous No.49708354 >>49711580 >>49714798
Anonymous No.49711580
>>49708354
fat
Anonymous No.49714798 >>49714807
>>49708354
using Ran's lingerie are we? i can make it work. just need some tape and a picture of Ran.
Anonymous No.49714807 >>49717671
>>49714798
I'm afraid Alice won't touch your prostate though.
Anonymous No.49717671
>>49714807
what do you mean? of course Alice knows were the apostate is! she would gladly accept your concept for the sake of argument! after all, research and experiment are an important aspect of witchery, and I would never pass up the chance to learn more!
Anonymous No.49718449 >>49720778 >>49721246 >>49721510 >>49722255 >>49743236
Anonymous No.49720142
Anonymous No.49720778
>>49718449
no
Anonymous No.49721246
>>49718449
Yes
Anonymous No.49721510
>>49718449
What a dork
Anonymous No.49722255
>>49718449
Mai! How many times Shinki told you to keep your cringe and edgy games far and locked away from Alice?
Anonymous No.49722464 >>49755057
Why did Alice give up her humanity?
Anonymous No.49723345 >>49729102
HAPPY ALICE DAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT SEAMSTRESS!
Anonymous No.49729102
>>49723345
Omedetou Alice!
Anonymous No.49733694
alice
Anonymous No.49734567 >>49734743
>>49693903
>she is anxious whenever she's around anyone other than Marisa, her one close friend,
If Alice literally has only one close friend she might be further along the spectrum than “just” aspergers. Lotta people still have at least 2 or 3.
Anonymous No.49734573
Shinki created Makai and its residents including Alice, right? Do you think she moulded them out of clay or something? Or did she, um, y’know, have sex to make them?
Anonymous No.49734743 >>49734822
>>49734567
Meh, I'm an aspie and I haven't had any friends for coming up on 3 years. The years in my life where I've had at least one friend are fewer than the ones I've been completely alone. I think her having only one person she's close with is feasible: it could be like social minmaxing where she dumps her everything into one person who she's comfortable with.
Anonymous No.49734822
>>49734743
>she dumps her everything into one person who she's comfortable with.
Imagine how many kids Marisa will have if Alice does it right!
Anonymous No.49738318 >>49738652 >>49738837 >>49941248
It's crazy how much Alice threads have changed, about one year ago they were all just bullying.
Anonymous No.49738340
seven colored homosexual
Anonymous No.49738652
>>49738318
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Anonymous No.49738700
Alice is a fucking dork
Anonymous No.49738837
>>49738318
>they were all just bullying.
Anonymous No.49743236
>>49718449
I do it for shinghai
Anonymous No.49746907 >>49752755
Enough of Alice, it's time for Twolice.
Anonymous No.49752755 >>49752789
>>49746907
Twolice in a new world.
Anonymous No.49752789 >>49752811 >>49753667
>>49752755
It's just not enough. I have to bring out Severalice.
Anonymous No.49752811
>>49752789
You can't handle too many Alice. She'll have a meltdown once you stop paying attention to her.
Anonymous No.49753164 >>49835875
Anonymous No.49753360 >>49774520
>>49662648
I wish I had clicked on this thread sooner. My mom did in fact die in her sleep the day after this was posted.
Anonymous No.49753667 >>49753740
>>49752789
How about a Myriadlice?
Anonymous No.49753740
>>49753667
Happiness!
Anonymous No.49755057
>>49722464
Considering how interested she is in the Hourai elixir, I think the immortality had to do with it.
Anonymous No.49758052
>>49612573
Dude weed
Anonymous No.49758493 >>49761719
Anonymous No.49758499 >>49835875
Cute Boots
Anonymous No.49761719
>>49758493
Nude shanghai erotic...
Anonymous No.49762929
Anonymous No.49762981 >>49762997
Sex with European women
Anonymous No.49762997 >>49763022
>>49762981
Which part of Europe? Turks and Southern/Eastern Slavs are also European.
Anonymous No.49763022 >>49764151
>>49762997
Whichever part of Europe Alice is from
Anonymous No.49763085
Anonymous No.49763209 >>49763248 >>49763411
>>49693903
>and generally struggles with empathy
It's not that those with 'spergers don't feel empathy, they just may find it difficult to visibly express it to others.
Source: I am diagnosed so I would know.
Anonymous No.49763248
>>49763209
Hi Alice!
Anonymous No.49763253 >>49763316
I wish white women were like Alice
Anonymous No.49763316 >>49763411 >>49777973 >>49778057
>>49763253
We need to find what causes autism to forcefully cause it in more women.
Anonymous No.49763411 >>49778684
>>49763316
It's ojisans having children with obasans past their prime (I'm a textbook example of this). In Alice's case, though, I think Shinki just fucked up when creating her: she's a happy little accident.

>>49763209
>they just may find it difficult to visibly express it to others.
It's just so much more logical to rely on facts and reason than to express irrational emotions where they have no place. Sometimes it sucks, though: God knows how many people I should've told I loved them, but I didn't know how to get it out of me.
Anonymous No.49764151 >>49764776
>>49763022
I don't think Makai is in Europe.
Anonymous No.49764776 >>49769464
>>49764151
It's in Serbia
Anonymous No.49768400
Anonymous No.49769464 >>49772997
>>49764776
Alice in March-June 1999 Serbia!
Anonymous No.49771976
Alice
Anonymous No.49771988
in
Anonymous No.49772005
No man's land
Anonymous No.49772997
>>49769464
Alice in Serbia 1914
Anonymous No.49773231 >>49773244 >>49774695
This thread has a disturbing lack of reminders that she WETS THE BED LOL
Anonymous No.49773244 >>49773363
>>49773231
Shut the fuck up, Remi. We know you haven't changed your diaper in 50 years.
Anonymous No.49773363
>>49773244
Which part of Europe is Remilia from
Anonymous No.49774520 >>49774695
>>49662648
I do need to reply to this, it's not funny.
>>49657921
I'm here but just visiting.
>>49753360
I hope she finds peace and you overcome the grief, unless you're joking, then I hope you get cyberstalked by the Makai Internet Defense Force.
Anonymous No.49774695 >>49775256
>>49774520
>I'm here but just visiting
That's interesting. Where have the Alicefags migrated, if it's no secret?

>>49773231
You say this like it's a problem, but I don't see anything wrong with waking up to the mattress being logged with Alice's warm, golden liquor. Taking a whiff first thing in the morning and getting the high notes of her stale piss - then sticking my head under the blanket and taking a deep breath to get the full infusion, that salty ammoniac smell, before she's even woken up or aware of what she's brewed for me. If that's who Alice is, I'm ready to love her for it.
Anonymous No.49775256 >>49775366 >>49775745
>>49774695
>Where have the Alicefags migrated
Damn if I know. I was tired of this place (not just /jp/ the entire website) and never came back after the hack until now. This board feels much more lively compared to back then, however. Even in the supposed absence of the "alicefags".
Anonymous No.49775366 >>49775745
>>49775256
>I was tired of this place [...] and never came back after the hack until now.
Good to have you back, we need all hands on deck to keep Alice afloat.

You're right, though, things have gotten better since immediately after the hack. I'd guess it was an overreaction by the masses to the mods' board getting leaked (like it hasn't been common knowledge for a decade), and then coming back after cooling off or getting homesick on an altchan.

I could mention I'm still pretty new, only started posting in December. There's probably more new blood coming in than we might realise (and not just of the /v/ kind).
Anonymous No.49775745 >>49775752 >>49775791 >>49778537
>>49775256
>>49775366
Maybe It's just me but I haven't really noticed anything different from before the hack other than /jp/ is a lot more dead when it comes to 2hufags
the larger boards are still shit as usual
Occasionally I've started visiting kissu again too
4chan isn't the same but not in a good way, imo.
Anonymous No.49775752
>>49775745
forgot my image fuck me
Anonymous No.49775791
>>49775745
There is new /v/hu refuges general (/jp/hu or /merthu/). >>49769907
Anonymous No.49777973 >>49778057 >>49778392
>>49763316
It's called fucking autistic women
Anonymous No.49778057 >>49778247
>>49763316
>>49777973
>We need to find what causes autism to forcefully cause it in more women.
>It's called fucking autistic women
Forcefully fucking autistic women will make Alice real!
Anonymous No.49778247
>>49778057
>>49768447
>>49768452
Chances are you'll even run into an Alice on the way!
Anonymous No.49778392 >>49778684
>>49777973
This seems a bit circular.
Anonymous No.49778537
>>49775745
Most of the 2hufags left when the leaks showed that the mods are actively trying to push out 2hu threads in favor of a billion generals and spam threads. I was already unhappy with the state of this board before the hack, it hasn't gotten any better since then and it's clear from the mods' behavior that this is how they want it to be. Nowadays I only ever occasionally check in on this thread and the era games thread, otherwise I prefer browsing kissu instead.
Anonymous No.49778684 >>49778762
>>49778392
Well, what >>49763411 said is how you get chris-chan autists. I'm relatively-well-adjusted because my parents had me when they were teenagers, just my mom (and probably dad too) are autistic so autism was pretty much a guarantee.
You don't have to like the bitch, just knock her up!
Anonymous No.49778762
>>49778684
If I had an autistic woman to fuck I wouldn't be looking to genetically engineer Alices.
Anonymous No.49783871 >>49788139
Anonymous No.49788139
>>49783871
What's Alice doing in school?
Anonymous No.49792589
>>49593982 (OP)
chips and dip
Anonymous No.49797290
Anonymous No.49797453 >>49802491 >>49804839
alicia
Anonymous No.49802491 >>49804754
>>49797453
Alis
Anonymous No.49804754
>>49802491
Alas
Anonymous No.49804839 >>49807917
>>49797453
>alicia
?
Anonymous No.49807917 >>49808992
>>49804839
Alicia is a feminine given name of Spanish origin, meaning "noble" or "of noble kind." It is a variant of the name Alice, which has Germanic roots.
Anonymous No.49808992
>>49807917
Yeah, post Alicias
Anonymous No.49813814
Anonymous No.49817521
Alice?
Anonymous No.49822351
>>49593982 (OP)
Anonymous No.49826660
Alice sucks
Anonymous No.49827744 >>49828489 >>49851720
>>49662648
n
Anonymous No.49828489 >>49828506 >>49851720
>>49827744
i
Anonymous No.49828506 >>49828533 >>49851720
>>49828489
n
Anonymous No.49828533 >>49828613 >>49851720
>>49828506
i
Anonymous No.49828613 >>49828625
>>49828533
You were supposed to reply with g
Anonymous No.49828625 >>49828635 >>49832422 >>49851720
>>49828613
g
Anonymous No.49828635 >>49829989 >>49832422 >>49851720
>>49828625
y
Anonymous No.49829989 >>49832422 >>49851720
>>49828635
o
Anonymous No.49832422
>>49828625
>>49828635
>>49829989
Funny that, Alice just bought GTA V!
Anonymous No.49833419
Anonymous No.49835875 >>49835888 >>49835995 >>49836926 >>49923262
>>49753164
Dunno why this picture reminded me of it (probably the ponytail) but a big reason I love Alice so much is ironically because inherently hate blonde women.
Every single blonde I went to school with was a stereotypical blue-eyed rich girl mallbitch who was too good for everything and always wanted to drill into you how much better they are than you, so Alice being nothing at all like that feels very sweet and reminds me that I can let go of pent-up anger from almost a decade ago.
Plus she looks a lot like a Harvest Moon character, Friends of Mineral Town being one of my most beloved childhood games, before I made the "blonde = narcisstic loud cunt" association, makes that feeling even stronger.
>>49758499
Also her wearing (typically) brown boots and how often her knees get shown off is so goddamn cute and sexy (Alice, Tenshi, and Alice are all in my top ten), I can't resist.
Anonymous No.49835888
>>49835875
Meant to say Kosuzu instead of Alice a second time, guess that just says more than anything how much I wanna knock boots with her.
And on top of that, Yuuka and Mokou are my #1 and #2 respectively and I always prefer it when they wear them, too. Sakuya (#3) too but that's not drawn anywhere near as much.
Anonymous No.49835995 >>49836096
>>49835875
sanest alicefag
Anonymous No.49836096
>>49835995
you arent welcome normalnigger
Anonymous No.49836926 >>49837027 >>49923262
>>49835875
anon, Alice is a princess of Makai, daughter of a Goddess, and she indeed thinks she's better than everyone. she "holds back when fighting".
maybe you are attracted to blonde stuck up bitches.
Anonymous No.49837027 >>49838414
>>49836926
But she's still autistic, keeps to herself, and probably wouldn't rub any of that in your face at every opportunity. She may yes if you try to attack her doll fixation, but that's just her getting defensive and because you're being a dick.
Were what you said the case, I'd want to rape her, not hug her.
Anonymous No.49837874
Perennial Alice!
Anonymous No.49838414 >>49838445
>>49837027
You don't want to rape Alice?
Anonymous No.49838445
>>49838414
No!
Of couse not!
I want to kiss her and cuddle with and her lovingly breed her and have nice afterglow rests with her!
If I wanted to rape someone, I'd try Marisa!
And even then she's really cute too and I don't hate her enough to rape her. But also seeing her be put in her place a little would also be cute.
Anonymous No.49842788 >>49842998 >>49843643
To be your blondie girl
webby webby girl
and with me loving
forever yours
a-cha-cha lovely girl
virtual hoochie girl
a chiki-chiki hot blonde girl!
Anonymous No.49842998
>>49842788
Picture was actually traced from a game called NurseryRhyme, but the guy who did so openly disclosed that.
Not even ZUN did that when he used to trace!
Anonymous No.49843643
>>49842788
I want Alice to look at me like that as I tell her about how many times I've masturbated to fill up the bottle of my cum that I gifted her during our romantic lunch.
Anonymous No.49846012 >>49846792 >>49847109
Alice has had it with Alice fans
Anonymous No.49846792 >>49852133
>>49846012
But why!?
I just want to enjoy a nice, quiet, dark evening with her next to her window!
She doesn't have to be in my arms but that's a plus!
Anonymous No.49847109
>>49846012
oh, so you think you're better than us /jp/sies, Alice?
why don't you go back to Makai?
Anonymous No.49847477 >>49847552
I think Alice wouldn't really care if you hugged her
Anonymous No.49847552
>>49847477
Does that go in both directions?
Because while on one hand I'd of course rather the feeling be mutual, on the other I probably would get a lot out of hugging her for a minute if she just let me do it and didn't even react at all...
Alice really oughta be careful with that! Give the wrong person that equilibrium treatment and they'll turn her into their doll!
Anonymous No.49851550 >>49852131 >>49856029 >>49888258
When the bullying is taken too far...
Anonymous No.49851720
>>49827744
>>49828489
>>49828506
>>49828533
>>49828625
>>49828635
>>49829989
Ninigyo!
Anonymous No.49852131
>>49851550
I hate these images, please never post this again kudosai!
Anonymous No.49852133 >>49855720
>>49846792
Very interesting how you don't mention if you are inside... or on the outside peeking in...
Anonymous No.49855720
>>49852133
who do you think is doing the peeking?
Anonymous No.49856029 >>49856175
>>49851550
No, Alice!
I love you!
What anon says doesn't matter, he makes ten threads a day about marrying every other girl in the series and never contributes anything else to the board!
Anonymous No.49856175 >>49856772
>>49856029
alice used to have ten threads
what happened with our poor makai creature?
Anonymous No.49856772
>>49856175
Everyone who loves Alice went out to find her for real!
And everyone that matters loves Alice!
I didn't go because I don't know if she'd like me very much...
Anonymous No.49857096 >>49860566 >>49860726
My gf is an autistic European woman named Alice
Anonymous No.49860566 >>49864525
>>49857096
eastern europe is not real evrope, alice
Anonymous No.49860726
>>49857096
Normalfag explode!
Anonymous No.49864525
>>49860566
What is it?
Anonymous No.49865042 >>49866009
I love Alice!
Anonymous No.49866009
>>49865042
I love her more!
Anonymous No.49874269 >>49880382
COME BACK TO LIFE!
Anonymous No.49875596 >>49883808
>>49593982 (OP)
Mima 2.0.
Anonymous No.49880382
>>49874269
Died by bad breath
Anonymous No.49883808
>>49875596
mean
Anonymous No.49886879
Anonymous No.49888258
>>49851550
Ignoring Alice!
Avoiding Alice!
Hitting Alice!
Badmouthing Alice!
Hating Alice!
Leaving Alice!
Anonymous No.49892963
Flying Alice
Anonymous No.49896174
Squishing Alice! Rolling your thumbs on her cheeks, kissing her forehead while holding her and making her blush! Calling her your little tard!
Anonymous No.49899270
Alice is so straight that they way she thinks to turn on her friend is to talk about cocks!
And she does it so they can go out and catch more guys, not bececause she wants to fuck her.
Anonymous No.49904329 >>49904880
I cannot hear or read the name "Alice" without thinking of her.
Is this her power?
Anonymous No.49904880
>>49904329
Alice in Wonderland?
Anonymous No.49908507
>>49662648
Anonymous No.49908876 >>49913241
>>49593982 (OP)
retard
Anonymous No.49913011
gaylice
Anonymous No.49913241 >>49913274 >>49918354
>>49908876
Imagine the absolute looser, the complete social failure, the sad excuse for a person who would call Alice her best friend!
Anonymous No.49913274
>>49913241
Couldn't be me!
Anonymous No.49917277
Anonymous No.49918354 >>49918363 >>49918833
>>49913241
Even worse... imagine calling this little DORK your lover! How pathetic!
Anonymous No.49918363 >>49918371
>>49918354
It'd be nice if this artist made more actual illustrations than stupid unfunny fucking memes.
Anonymous No.49918371
>>49918363
Can you visualize an apple in your head? Then you can imagine cute 'lices!
Anonymous No.49918465 >>49918491
Alice............
Anonymous No.49918491
>>49918465
in Swaziland
Anonymous No.49918833
>>49918354
It's a fantasy land and not one she's originally from, I'd say that's fair.
And she's a magical hermit who doesn't talk to other people very much so the problems a winter without electricity presents would not be on her mind at all and wouldn't be effectively counting down the days until it's warm again.
Anonymous No.49921367
Arisa..........
Anonymous No.49921376 >>49921406
would you die for Alice, anon?
Anonymous No.49921406
>>49921376
Fuck no but I'd pound her brains out!
Either of them, preferable if the other one watches.
Anonymous No.49921941 >>49921945 >>49923262
Post some Alice in not her usual outfit. I'll start.
Anonymous No.49921945 >>49921948
>>49921941
Anonymous No.49921948 >>49921952
>>49921945
Anonymous No.49921952 >>49921964
>>49921948
Anonymous No.49921964 >>49921966
>>49921952
Anonymous No.49921966
>>49921964
and another Lolice
Anonymous No.49923262 >>49925004
>>49921941
>>49835875
>>49836926
Cute, autistic Arisu-chan begrudgingly dressing like the cunts that'd be bitches to her becauee her man (me) thinks it's cute!
Anonymous No.49925004 >>49925064
>>49923262
Cute, autistic Arisu-chan lovingly making puppets of and for all of her friends!
But she hasn't made one for me yet...
Anonymous No.49925064 >>49925073
>>49925004
Maybe she'll turn (You) into a doll, Drevis style? The sane mind fears Japanese-written European girls.
Anonymous No.49925073
>>49925064
Alice tells you stuff like this and then gets mad when you call her a freak.
Anonymous No.49925117
>>49662648
no
Anonymous No.49925351 >>49925747
ring ring! moshimoshi?
Anonymous No.49925747
>>49925351
>I'd like a doll, early-twenties-looking, blonde
>I really can't stress "blonde" enough
>BLONDE
Anonymous No.49926221 >>49926753
Now that the summer has ended (in cold areas), you better not stop caring and let Alice down, Anon!
Anonymous No.49926753 >>49927426
>>49926221
How are Alice and summer connected?
Anonymous No.49927426 >>49931400
>>49926753
She's a perennial girl that cannot be tied to one season!
You must try hard the whole year for her!
Anonymous No.49931400 >>49934723
>>49927426
I want one of those dolls.
Anonymous No.49934723 >>49937258
>>49931400
Alice should start selling custom dolls.
Anonymous No.49936642
>>49662648
Alice you're a monster
Anonymous No.49936657
Anonymous No.49936689 >>49936812 >>49940637
why?
Anonymous No.49936812 >>49947067
>>49936689
2hus like Alice and Yuyuko are stuck in the series' past, they haven't undergone the tonal shift that others have around the end of 2nd gen.
That makes Alice feel out of place in modern Touhou, so she's just coasting off her popularity from the old days. I actually think this is a good thing.
Hopefully, there's a new tonal shift some time in the future, and these older 2hus come back to the limelight.
Anonymous No.49937258
>>49934723
Alice should start selling her body.
Anonymous No.49940637
>>49936689
next time better rev up those makai proxies
Anonymous No.49941241
eye leyce...
Anonymous No.49941248
>>49738318
Anon is just a huge tsundere, but he truly loved Alice all along!
Anonymous No.49946424
Adalheid!
Anonymous No.49947067
>>49936812
At least Yuyu still gets cameos in endings of newer games. Alice literally has nothing, the third wheel of Reimu and Marisa has long ago fallen behind.
Anonymous No.49949811
>>49662648
sexo alice
Anonymous No.49950249 >>49950879
alicefags are alright
Anonymous No.49950879 >>49951285
>>49950249
Went looking for mine, but found these along the way and I'm plenty happy with it.
With how much I love it, I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of the copypasta myself...
Anonymous No.49951285
>>49950879
alice-san is so inspiring!
her mental issues makes her fans feel comfortable with their own!
Anonymous No.49955407
>>49662648
alice baka
Anonymous No.49955715 >>49955716 >>49959409 >>49961183
Say "Hi Alice!".
Anonymous No.49955716
>>49955715
Why is she crying?
Cheer up Alice!
Anonymous No.49959409
>>49955715
Hi sperg!
Anonymous No.49961046
Lolice
Anonymous No.49961183
>>49955715
Hi Alice!
Anonymous No.49965107
Alice was born to an Ashkenazi Jewish family.
Anonymous No.49965587 >>49968698
Alice plays Call of Duty and listens to Linkin Park.
Anonymous No.49968698 >>49971483
>>49965587
No!
Alice plays TF2 and listens to Basshunter and Jenny Rom!
Anonymous No.49971483 >>49971621
>>49968698
No!
Alice plays Fortnight and listens to chill lo-fi beats to relax or study to!
Anonymous No.49971621
>>49971483
No!
Alice plays The Game, and she just lost it!
Anonymous No.49973809 >>49973991
look who is stalking the children in the park again
one slip, and I'll make you feel terribly sorry, you Doll Freak!
Anonymous No.49973991
>>49973809
alice does NOT stalk children! she is giving that boy a gift! You are being so cruel.