Thread 49626879

/jp/hu general
The worst thread on /jp/ edition

fvark

Mashallah

meirabroken

NSFW Clownpiece jiggy (don't show fairy fucker)
https://jiggie.fun/A9YHxa

Superherobroken

>favorite 2hu
>favorite dc superhero
>favorite marvel superhero
>favorite non-big 2 superhero (you aren't a superhero normalfag, right?)

>>49626957
Who are you quoting?

Who is your favorite Touhou character?
Who is your favorite DC superhero?
Who is your favorite Marvel superhero?
Who is your favorite non-big 2 superhero? (you aren't a superhero secondary, right?)

>>49627005
I only answer questions in greentext format.

merthHERO

Thanks for helping me with the puzzle Yatsuwhore

>>49626917
thanks for hosting clappy sexo

dapperfvarks not allowed past this point

Don't play Koi.

tits too small

>>49627080
Wrong hair color
Wrong eye color

>>49627092
Nah

>>49627137
>say "nah" to myself at exactly the same time this post was made
spooky

All 2hus should have black hair

>>49627154
I kind of like brown hair Reimu better d e s u

You can actually manifest any post by saying it out loud.
If it doesn't appear that just means you aren't yelling loud enough.

>hongkuya thread sniped before I could even reply
owarida

>>49627204
Nobody has ever done this.

the day takorin makes a sumireko bug fucking game is the day potemki will kill himself

When is that brave and stunning Remifuta game coming anyways

Not if I make a Sumireko shota fucking game first

>>49627222
One day before Silksong release

>>49627217
I hope he makes it, because it might bring sumianon out of the Lobotomy Corp mines

You need to have had a Sumireko-gf in highschool to make a game about Sumireko

I keep mixing Potemki and Takorin up. Who's the pixel porn guy and who's the Reisen fag?

>Sumireko is discussed
>thread dies
A common occurrence.

>>49627299
I am going to cum in your locker.

Bring up Merth. That'll get the thread going again.

You need to have sex with high schoolers

Merth fatigue

reject merth
return to aerd

>>49627204
What kind of hiper horny healthy adult male would try to impregnate Sumireko's locker?

Yup. Still don't know who aerd is.

Sunny

>>49627356
Sexo

>>49627349
Michael Hearn

>>49627352
the most prolific drawfag we've had besides paintanon

mikosisters ASSEMBLE

Post the original Kanna in a Barrel please

Glory to the CCP

I'm drawing Meira for the first time, can someone give me a good reference pic of her? preferably something not too complicated

Can multiple anons use the same name? Please, someone name yourself "retard" and make a post

>>49627391
You don't seem to have a very deep understanding of imageboards.
At least you chose a suitable name.

>>49627403
Thanks, that settles it

I'm retarded

My anus senses are tingling

Star

gun to your head say the abilities of the fairies of light without looking it up

>>49627436
Sunny is reflecting light I think
Luna is muting sound I think
Star is a human GPS I think
Sunny's ability also changed I believe

>>49627436
Steal semen from humans
Steal semen from humans
Steal semen from humans

Quiz for babies:

What is the name of Yumemi's assistant?

A) Mima
B) Reimu
C) Chiyari
D) Chiyuri

>>49627460
Chiyuri

>>49627460
Chiyaoi

>>49627460
chimata

>captain ameiraca
merth
>hulk
mspaintanon
>black widow
tewihag
>iron man
aislopper
>thor
yatsutraitor
>hawkeye
shotanon

why am i captain america

>>49627460
Chibara

>>49627460
Chifuta

>>49627460
Trick question, it's B and D!

>>49627482
Reimu is the lab rat they experiment with

Enough marvelshit
Talk about which /v/hus would be which countries

Luna

>>49627474
Because you're American
>bu- but I'm a Mexic
You're from the Americas, you're an American.

>>49627474
you are the leader

the futa drought is unbearable

>>49627496
but i want to be iron man

>>49627499
no

DRAWBUTLERS I REQUIRE YOUR ATTENTION
>>49627390
>>49627390
>>49627390

>>49627499
Shut the fuark up Im Tony

>>49627505
You've used up your one request. I hope it was worth it.

>>49627508
canon
>>49627516
not canon

>>49627523
Meira isn't canon retard

>>49627389
THAT IS NOT THE ORIGINAL!!! THE ORIGINAL HAD HER FLOAT TOWARDS A WATERFALL
I'M SURE OF IT, I DIDN'T DREAM IT. IT EXISTS. IT MUST BE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!!!

>>49627508
I wanted something that shows her full body
>>49627516
That's a good one
>>49627523
Guess I will compromise

I will now sped 3 days working on my mspaint scribble of her

>>49627460
Me, Anon Y. Mous. I assist her by providing the professor my semen via intravaginal ejaculation regularly.

>Anon wants to see Meira's full body
O-oh dear...

aerd is gone

>>49625669
>>>>/v/
I wish to go back but touhou threads get deleted there
>>>>/vg/
Dead barren wasteland, realistically might be the only option but nobody wants to go there
>>>>/bant/
No way I'm using a board with flags and full with basedteen wannabes, also red board
>>>>/trash/
Not only it's a red board but I don't even want to imagine what the catalog looks like
>>>>/b/
Too fast for /v/hu, also red board

If /v/hu can survive on /v/ then there's no way board speed is a problem

>>49627525
But Genjii is

>>49627551
IT'S NOT THAT!!! IT WAS ZOOMED OUT. YOU COULD SEE MORE OF THE RIVER AND THE WATERFALL!!!

/ck/hu

>>49627545
I made an actual genuine Rock Maiden thread and I caught a 24 hour vacation
I guess I'll just take the CCP's advice and try 6

>>49627570
>I guess I'll just take the CCP's advice and try 6
>Post deleted
Man the mods do not like him huh

>try 6
what

Only a murderer would have a washing machine in the middle of her kitchen

>>49627592
Idgi

>>49627602
NO DAMMIT, NO!!!! BIG WATERFALL KANA FLOATING TOWARDS IT WITH HER OBLIVIOUS AND DUMB LOOK ON HER STUPID DUMB FACE!!!!!

TEWIMCU!!

>>49627600
It's a reference to the Alice /ck/ thread

Sex with /ck/ Alice

>>49627606
Maybe you're thinking of pic related?

Tewiteletubby fears this

Can you guys fuck off?

>>49627617
>>49627608
still don't get why she's so mad at her specifically

Are we really going to ignore the fact that an anon is losing his mind to Kana in a barrel right now?

>>49627621
Holy meirabroken

>>49627625
Most of us are already at the brink of insanity

Hi, my name is off. You can fuck me as per >>49627621

kanabroken

im sane

KANA KANA KANA BANANA KANA BANANA IN A BARREL
KAN KANA KAAAAAANA BANANABARREL IN A BARRLE ENABARRELL BANANA IN A BARREL
KANA IN A BANANA IN A BARREL IN A KANA KANA KANA KANA KANABARRLE KANA KANA KANAB ARR EEL IN A BARREL!!!!!!!!

>>49627615
NOOOOOO!!!!
KANNA
BARREL
WATERFALL!!!
IM NOT INSANE IM SURE IVE SEEN THAT BEFORE I KNOW IT EXISTS

>>49627653
Uh, this one?

he's probably thinking of a gartic sess Kana

PotemKINO on the log

>>49627662
WHERE IS KANA
WHERE IS THE BARREL
WHERE IS THE WATERFALL
OF COURSE IT ISN'T THIS ONE GODDAMIT
IT HAD KANA
IT HAD A BARREL
AND IT HAD KANA IN A BARREL FLOATING TOWARDS A WATERFALL

Oh i get it.
Anaberal
beral
barrel

>>49627668
I don't think aerd has ever drawn that. It must be an edit or something, I think.

worse part is that I think ive seen that kana too

>>49627676
I know that it exists dammit, I'm sure of it, I'm not crazy.
It's quite literally this image >>49627389
But with a waterfall in it

Kana brained

>>49627683
This entire time I've been replying to you with nearly the exact same posts that you got 2 years ago when you asked about this exact same topic.
The fact that you can't remember any of this proves that your memory can't be trusted and you imagined it. Accept reality.

Artistic recreation

>>49627688
I remember FULL FUCKING WELL that this isn't the first time we talked about this.
And I also remember FULL FUCKING WELL THAT IT EXISTS

>>49627689
She wasn't going down the waterfall already, she was still in the river floating towards it

>>49627689
Literally me

undiagnosedschizophreniaanon.....

>>49627693
You get the exact same posts word for word, and you can't even think to call it out? Yeah I'm sure you were aware of it this entire time.
What I can definitely tell you is that >>49627389 is the original, no one on /v/ had ever used "kana" and "barrel" in the same sentence when referring to 2hu until aerd decided to draw that, so that's yet another thing you're wrong about.
At best that other anon is right and you're thinking of some tiny doodle from gartic or drawful or any of the pathetic games that the so called "artists" like to play.

I need to marry someone like /ck/Alice.

>>49627710
I thank you anon. But these are not satiating my desire for Kana in a Barrel floating towards a Waterfall.

>>49627718
FUCK YOU
WHY WOULD I REMEMBER IT WORD FOR WORD.
I KNOW THAT IT EXISTS AND YOU ARE JUST FULL OF SHIT... AGAIN!!!

[strange news] /jp/ has gotten so Meirabroken that they are posting links to child porn in the archive

>>49627676
He's referring to one of mspaintanon drawings not aerd

Where's Tewimsmaerdthraitor when you need them

>>49627734
...am I? NO I'M SURE IT WAS ON AERD'S STYLE, I CAN SEE IT IN MY FUCKING HEAD!
I think.

>>49627727
>AGAIN
This is the first we've had this conversation. But the first time that YOU had this conversation was with aerd himself, who also said that he hadn't drawn anything like that.
Your delusion is more unshakeable than the Pope's faith, it's really impressive.

>>49627718
Tewigaslighter... Kana in a barrel was a well known meme on /jp/ way before meira, then mspaintschizo drew it, then aerd did >>49627389 based off mspaintschizos scribble

This is giving me a headache somone poste the damn thing already

>>49627743
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WEREN'T AERD TO BEGIN WITH???

TewihistoricalfactsFALSIFIER is gaslighting KanaDementiaAnon

>>49627743
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

This thread is getting stupid. I'm leaving.

Someone call a nurse the patientes are fighting

>>49627768
>Better think of something fat

Someone give me an image for the aislopper guy i dont care which image it is

>>49627785
What are your intentions?

>>49627790
something epic

aerd same this child

aerd save this child

aerd would rape the child

>>49627790
please

>>49627811
You may use that image

>>49627826
MY FUARKING HEROESSS

>>49627826
Yuuka looks like she is planning something evil

>>49627748
Alright imagine the Ace Attorney OST of your choice, because I'll present some decisive evidence for you.
In May 2022, aerd posted his first Kana in a barrel, which can be found here: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/597947129/#597962798
If you search the /v/ archives for older posts about Kana in the barrel, none are about Touhou as can be seen here: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/kana%20barrel/order/asc/
Now addressing your claims about it being a "well known meme on /jp/", searching through the archives shows a total of two Touhou related results for "kana" and "barrel": https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=kana+barrel
And finally you say that mspaintanon drew it first, but the earliest instance of his drawing of it is from 2023: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/643489865/#643505831
You might call me a falsifier or gaslighter, but every single thing I've said is based on objective fact that can easily be proven.
>>49627758
From the fact that I referred to aerd by name, and didn't say that I drew it or anything like that? Aerd might be a lot of things, but he doesn't pretend to be something that he isn't. Even if it'd be better for all of us if he did.
>>49627762
Judging from this entire exchange I think you lack the mental capacity to perform most day to day activities unassisted, let alone murder.

>>49627826
That's editGOD not aislopperpleb

>>49627835
She is. And its non-consensual sex with me.
Well she THINKS it's not consensual

>>49627826
My heroes

>>49627841
jamal...

>>49627838
Blame the guy who responded with that image after I asked for an aislopper image

>>49627847
Sorry I didn't understand, I thought you wanted an image as prompt or something

>>49627852
It's okay I was being vague too so sorry

>>49627837
SHUT UP!
I know that it is real. You are lying to me like you always do...
The Kana in a Barrel image I'm talking about is somewhere out there.

Get the medicine

>>49627846
I'm not black

>>49627826
You didnt include 103

>>49627837
An addendum, because I made a little mistake. I said
>searching through the archives shows a total of two Touhou related results for "kana" and "barrel"
but I meant to add onto that that there are only two from before aerd posted his drawing.
>>49627867
I can start lying to you now if that would make you feel any better.
You're right about the Kana.
Things are going to turn out ok.
You're heading in the right direction.
You are loved.

I am so fuarking angry

>>49627896
Can't see your forehead?

>>49627901
My name isnt Misumaru Tamatsukuri

>>49627906
That's the name of the restaurant

>>49627910
Hotel?

my name is sumireko

Hijiri
Sukuna
Murasa

My name is Emporio

My name is Yoshikage Miyakira

Wonder of U

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed b

Are you a man of the sea or a man of the land?

>>49627946
*eats own fingers*

OBJECTION!
Your honor, >>49627837 posted tewi which automatically invalidates his points
I rest my case

I fucking hate s*rfers

>>49627837
>>49627951
OBJECTION!
your honor, i need to pee

>>49627957
Overruled. You should have gone to the bathroom before the case began.

This is deemed "on topic" and "quality discussion" by the powers that be.

>>49627962
Holy meirabroken

>>49627837
Well okay I was in the Kana threads way before /v/hu, I remember the Kana in a barrel being a thing everyone knew, I might be wrong about mspaintanon being the first one to draw it but it wasn't aerd's original idea either. And as your links prove, Kana "Inabarrel" Anaberal was known before either of them drew it.

>>49627962
yup yup yup

SILENCE IN THE MEIRACOURT

MEIRA DONT DO THIS TO HIM HE DOESNT KNOW

>>49627960
NYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttt*

>>49627377
>>49627352
*looks at aerd's pixiv*

Oh...that's gore. Gore of my comfort character....

meira spare his soul

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49627968

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>>49627984
TOSHIAKI NYOOOO

I'm meirabroken

>>49627984
*parries*
r/v/ermin dogs like you deserve to die under my blade

>>49628004
Youmu!?

>>49628009
That anon? Me.

Merth is a real garbanzo bean.

>>49628009
"forms a line"

>>49627951
Objection, you're fat and will never be ballin.
>>49627965
>as your links prove, Kana "Inabarrel" Anaberal was known before either of them drew it.
I think you utterly fail to understand the point of me presenting that. In the entire 15 or so history of the warosu archives, "kana" and "barrel" being in the same sentence happened a total of two times before Aerd drew that, in 2011 and 2017, and both of them were in threads that didn't have more than 5 posts. This is not a thing that "everyone knew", these are two one off posts that didn't catch on.
Every single post about Kana in a barrel from the past 3 years is because of Aerd's drawing being reposted and redrawn. If you want to argue otherwise, try providing some evidence.

>>49627962
maybe the solution would be to switch /v/ and /jp/ jannies since the ones on /v/ rape /v/hu on a hourly basis while those on /jp/ are... autistic at best ?

Shitted myself again award

>>49628047
Autistic? Nah, they want these terrible threads. Its not 4chan if everyone isn't miserable and trying to rip each others throats out

that's it i'm masturbating to instant loss tewi images tonight.

say it

Ral

Where is mspaintanon?

JA
Why are we talking about Kana in a barrel which is a runescape quest reference which means Aerd is a nerd?

Where is merth?

I'm right here

ok draw kana in a barrel

i dont want to draw right now

The kana in a barrel arc is interesting, how did the writers of Merth & Friends come up with this one

nyooooo you traitor111!!

>>49628063
the /j/ leaks show it's actually because mods want to get touhou off of /jp/ by making it as shit as possible, they think it will make the board 'better' once it's gone.

Would you consider "fuark" as a curse word?

>>49628087
It's a Niagara Falls reference, making him a history nerd
>>49628111
Don't forget that they also want to get rid of all generals, and also they're killing off the slow threads like the tea threads by allowing Hololive

>>49628138
isn't /jp/hu a general though ? The cuck threads were litteraly a generall. I guess those can be seen as mere ways to shit up /jp/, but hololive and the idol threads are generals as well, why would they enable generals if they want to get rid of them ?

>>49628147
Theory: the /jp/ jannies are good pals with the /v/ jannies and know how much of a problem /v/hu is, having multiple threads get 404d on a daily basis. /jp/ janies decided to keep us contained here, improving the quality of /v/'s catalog in the process and lending more space to Doro threads and ragebait.

>>49628147
We'll be used to contain all Touhou discussion, they'll accept the one Touhou general

let's go to /2hug/

/diap/ is where we should go

>>49628179
The current /2hug/ thread has lasted 12 days now as has more than 100 posts left before bump limit. As a former /vg/ fag, the average general thread lasts 3 days at most.

>>49627826
Where is this from?

>>49628191
imagine if they had our combined power....

imagine if /vg/ had half our diap power

>>49628192
i drew it

You can always tell it's Marisissy making posts in different threads and linking them back here thinking he's all cool and that he has our support.

>>49628205
You mimicked everyone's styles? That's amazing.

>>49628212
i stand with the marisissy

>>49628213
yea

>>49628192
Merth & Friends E3S2

We have a Merthspy among us...

...where did everyone go?

/v/hu is like a flock of birds that migrates wherever the wind goes

I posted this in the wrong thread so I'll post it here

The drawthread is talking about hairy armpit touhous...

What touhous should have hairy armpits?

>>49628268
Keiki

>>49627826
Now draw our villains 103 and patrickautist

>>49628266
you could point to a touhou thread in the most random ass board and at least 5 guys will be there

>>49627634
bend over, off!

>>49628268
I keep my body hair shaven off because I don't like it. But I think having long continuous impregnation sex with a hairy Touhou like Keiki. Especially when she shoves me face down to her jungle. And especially when afterwards we cuddle and she wraps her arm around me and my face is nestled in her hairy armpit.

Be honest guys is there hope for me?

MEIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man I love meira

UWAAAAH!!! I NEEED SEEEXXXX!!!! SEX WTH YATSUHASHI'S FEET!!!!!

>>49628422
Why does this artist draw Keiki so FAT

Mark my words you piece of shit, if you ever, EVER show up on /jp/ again, I will have you butchered to death for my amusement..

I took a shit and it was green, why was it green? I had lucky charms for breakfast is that why it was green? My morning shit was normal color but the shit I took right now was green. Why?

>>49628450
[Terrifying Presence] I'd decorate this thread with your Meirabrokenness

>>49628458
Praetorians, kill this nuisance.
>>49628463
It’s ok I’m posting the bigoted chudcel character.

>>49628422
I LOOOOOVE HAIRY WOMEEEEEEN

>>49628473
Said no one ever. Even the funniest clown ever on Opposite Day or April fools.

I love cum

Defend this:
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvpeMg6/results

>>49628520
We already know that most anons are homosexuals.

>>49628528
where's the diapeysexual option

>>49628538
I made her colombian

>>49628538
Who stole all of her colors

>>49628528
I'm not gay but if a boy was cute I'd probably date him because I'm lonely

>>49628564
Yuuka's new boyfriend...

>>49628216
Filenamestealeranon...

>>49628538
nyaaa i made in honour of miko month :333333

>>49628554
Juan...

>>49628528
Wait you guys are actually gay? I thought the lusting over cosplayers and the chinese girl stuff was ironic

>>49628612
I clearly said bi swaggot

>>49628346
How do you shave your body hair without cutting yourself
Asking for myself

>>49628612
>merely pretending

>>49628612
I'm straight though

my penini is hard

>>49628612
haha

>>49628612
it was never a bit

Takorin... lost
https://www.gematsu.com/2025/06/touhou-artificial-dream-in-arcadia-coming-to-ps5-ps4-and-switch-on-july-3

>>49628612
I don't know anymore. Ever since I saw that video of two cosplayers kissing and cuddling it awakened something in me, something I didn't even know was there. Ever since that moment I have been fantasizing and thinking about doing that with another anon

>>49628625
I only have sensitive legs which give me trouble shaving. The best way to do it (aside from making sure you do it regularly) is to make sure your skin is lathered and warm, and your razor is gentle. I tend to have the most easiest time using women's razors but I only get them if they're on sale. Gel hair removers can also help big time, though if I use too much on a certain part of mine it causes a painful stinging sensation.

I'm planning to look into those at-home laser hair removal devices and plan to use them eventually when I get a good paycheck month.

>>49628625
Depilatory creams

Mikosisters did you know that HRT naturally makes your legs smooth? My legs are so shiny now nyaa :333

Interesting do tell me more

>>49628653
Oh shit
Congratulations to him

HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT DIRTY STUFF USING MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49616346
I tried this and tasted my cum just now, tasted kinda salty and not sweet at all. It was a bit gross especially given how thick it was
How do I make my cum sweeter?

Every Touhou should have a decent amount of poundage in order to ensure optimal child bearing capability

>>49628692
Ahm, well less testosterone means less oily skin and acne, leg hair and arm hair won't immediately go away but rather become thinner over time

>>49628698
Cum is disgusting like snot and gets stuck in your throat like a loogie if you swallow it. It's not worth it, it isn't hot like in hentai.

>>49628641
I look like this

>>49628698
It's never gonna taste super sweet but it's extremely common knowledge that eating pineapple will make it taste better. I also suggest eating your cum when doing quickies since quicky cum tends to come out more thick compared to edge cum.

>>49628698
Eat more natural food like fruits apparently

Whaddyafuggg

>>49628714
For skincare, you don't need any weird estrogen or what not. In fact it's incredibly simple.

1. Avoid sunlight entirely. Take vitamin D supplements, whatever, you need to avoid sunlight entirely. Get a black sun umbrella and always use it. Use sunscreen as well, ESPECIALLY when you won't be able to use the umbrella. The sunlight is your enemy from now on.
2. Skin cleanser + tretinoin + moisturizer. The tretinoin is very important.

That's literally all you have to do. You will never suffer from acne again and you'll look 20 years younger than your contemporaries.

>>49628625
Not him but I just use an electric razor across my entire body. Gets close enough for my skin and hair type, no cuts, and no pain.
I’m lucky enough to have very little body hair and thin hair where it does grow, so it might be different for you. It only takes me maybe 15 minutes and I generally do it the night before traveling to a con.
Since it’s a dry shave, there’s going to be hair everywhere. Either do it outside if you have a backyard, or put down some newspaper. Don’t clog your drains.

>>49628731
>outside if you have a backyard
So you take your pants off and shave your hairy ass and legs in public?

You know I dont think I like gay people

>>49628744
Oh right, some people have backyards without fences or see-through fences.
I guess if you really wanted to, you could shave your ass indoors and then put on some underwear and shave the rest of your body outdoors. There’s always just newspaper though.

>>49628748
https://youtu.be/8DqGgIgx4KU?si=jvpgruDZkiTdq0_A

>>49628653
PotemKINO made it big time, he's now a multi-millionaire on his way of becoming an indie game dev powerhouse like Tobyfox and N0tch. What stops you other /v/hutards from turning your life around?

>>49628748
Merth don't be homophobic

>>49628709
Ayapervert looks like that and does the same wild things.

>>49628761
I'm not getting near a notorious doxxer

>>49628757
I like my life just how it is. Maybe I'll find a gf when i start postgraduate uni in 2 months if i get lucky.

So which cosplayer(s) is it giving us life advice? Hinatraitor or Parseecosplayer?

alway rember dark pp

>>49628757
Absolutely nothing. I started turning my life around in 2016 and never looked back. I went from having no friends to having tons of amazing friends, went from overweight to skinny/fit, actually have hobbies like singing and dancing, lost several virginities, finished university, and had a few jobs.
None of it really matters because I’m going to die soon, but at least I’m happier now.

Everytime I hear a yuuka joke I'm on my bed and I start kicking my legs like a little girl

>>49628770
Do you mean me? I’m neither.

>>49628778
>lost several virginities
Gay

>singing and dancing
gay

>>49628783
Yukaricosplayer!?

my heroooo or something idfk

You know who my hero is? Steve Rogers

>>49628803
Mr Rodgers from Mr Rodgers neighborhood????

>>49628779
This is how Yuukafags play their Nintendo Switch 2.

>>49628765
You should cosplay at your post prom.

>>49628814
Don't tell anyone but I've always had a fantasy where i lose a bet against my female classmates and they force me to wear girly clothes and take a walk around uni while taking photos.

>>49628823
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS DUDE

I want to cuddle one of the cosplayers so badly...

>>49628757
I need to stop being a lazy ass

Change this subject immediately.

Why does everyone start talking when I leave?

>>49628839
I want to force one of the cosplayers or drawfags to cosplay as Akyuu...

>>49628839
That guy commissioned another one of these pics
If you had infinite money what oddly specific commission would you spam to dozen of artists?

Why does everyone leave when I start talking?

[NEW SUBJECT]

ZUN can't write stakes or consequences for the life of him.

>>49628842
Pointless effort. No human male could possibly match Akyuu's dazzling female beauty.

>>49628846
I don't like you

you don't actually get sad when you can't talk to your japhu (formerly /v/hu) friends right anon?

>>49628714
>>49628722
i aint reading allat

>>49628866
I talk to you fags all the time and the anon i care about the most always replies to my good posts.

>>49628823
Imagine if not only they forced to wear Okuu's costume and wig, but if they also forced you to wear huge fake boobs that would be the funniest prank ever haha

>>49628866
You fuckers are never gone for long enough for me to ever miss any of you

>>49628953
>this page does not exist
I am not making a twitter account just to look at toho porno

>>49628962
https://files.catbox.moe/m5jk59.mp4
the sound is therapeutic

>>49628859
Well. I know WHO has good taste in human women at least (me)

>>49628826
Fuck/Marry/Kill cosplayer edition go

>>49628973
Fuck Ayapervert in Aya cosplay
Marry the Parseecosplayer
Kill all the /v/hu phonies who don't have the balls to cosplay

>>49628980
I have the balls but not the money or privacy.

>>49628985
Which 2hu do you want to cosplay as? I really don't see how money can be a problem unless you want to cosplay as something fancy like Ran or Junko.

>>49628985
Freaky sex with this woman in specific

>>49628991
If i could choose, either Eiki, Keiki or Sanae. Sanny might be the easiest to pull off.

>>49628985
>but not the money
Cheap 2hu cosplays can be gotten from amazon for under $100

>>49629000
Polyester and other synthetic fibers make me break out, can I easily find an all cotton or linen outfit?

>>49628866
i HATE THIS PLACE

I see

STOP FEEDING THE AI INFO ABOUT YOURSELF

>>49628996
At least 2 independent researchers have verified that they think that this post smells of Juan

>>49628757
I'm working on my game and I'm hoping to force you guys to try it again soon

>>49629178
Merth?

>>49628853
Yes it’s because spell card rules exist to keep gensokyo bereft of that. Any actual stakes will just seem forced and disingenuous. Unfitting for the world he’s crafted and usually just seems like unneeded edge such as with some parts of CDS.

>>49628220
Yo Merth, which 2hu would u cosplay?

>>49629201
I wish

Now that the gays are gone post touhous that make you, a heterosexual adult male, have boners.

I'm still here

>>49629308
kanako is so lucky....

>>49628973
Fuck Hinacosplayer
Marry Parseecosplayer, they're a chill person to talk to and we could get the marriage tax breaks
Kill myself

I WANT TO _____ BE ____ HISAMI!

>>49629349
Y-Yukaricosplayer?

>>49629405
Her tits are big enough already

>>49628973
Fuck Juan in Chimata cosplay, preferably while screaming "ONE CEE CEES!?"
Marry Hinacosplayer
Kill Yukaricosplayer and Parseecosplayer for being dicks to parseestalker

>>49629349
>>49629410
What's with Yukari anons wanting to kill themselves? I've seen like 3 of them by now, that can't be a coincidence.

>>49629446
Parseestalker wouldn't like that

>>49628715
Speaking from experience?

>>49629446
parseestalker its time to move on

We're entering the stage where Parseestalker goes from obsessive to violent stalker... I'm scared...

What'd he say fuck me for? All I said was he could confess to Parseecosplayer himself, and that I'm a bad friend

I so sick of japhu I want back to veehu

>>49629494
Be the change you want to see

>>49629488
yukaricosplayer you and parseecosplayer OWE him sex and marriage don't be selfish

>>49629494
I only miss mspaintanon because he refuses to use anywhere else for some reason

>>49629500
>refuses to use anywhere else
INSANELY fucking based

>>49629500
Wrong, paintschizo can be found on 8/jp/, pissu and even did a stint on H*yuri's oekaki.

>>49629349
>>49629488
>Yukaricosplayer talks to Parseecosplayer
>Parseecosplayer talks to Merth
>Merth talks to TewiDune
How do I get invited into the polycule already?

>>49629488
Kyoukoschizo was parseestalker???

if parseestalker actually went to cons and had fun he would be a lot more successful................
he's sitting on the c uckchair while watching his cosplayer ecelebs have fun

>>49629510
who the fuck is kyoukoschizo

>>49629510
I'm neither one of those people

/jp/hu meetup

Yukaricosplayer, Yukaricosplayer! What's it like being a cosplayer!?

>>49629542
GIWTWM...

>>49629508
He's also here in /jp/, just in the OC thread. He just refuses to come to these threads

>>49629509
Why the fuck is TewiDune so funny

Her name is Tewigodemperorofdune

I've said it before but I'll say it again
fuck Nemuno's first spell and fuck Aunn's nons, but mostly the second one, the first and third have become tolerable
these are proving to be the most difficult patterns in the first three stages, no contest

>>49629488
Yukaricosplayer, do you really think a stalker is going to take no for an answer?

snore mimimimimimi

HONK
SHOOO
HONK
SHOOOO

did my ban expire yet

>>49629732
At last, back to the slop machine

>>49629749
What did you get banned for

chucktori

>>49629755
Eiki bukkake image

sneedishi

koishi plaps

yatsukoishi

>>49629847
Holy shit

meiroshi

sagumoishi balls

sumisetzo ballz

meijicord

>>49629847
Not big enough

AAAAAAAAAAAHH

Don't send that

>>49629304
Adult male demographic.

>>49629576
Nigga mspaintanon drops deliveries from deleted /v/ threads here and joined a gartic not too long ago

>>49630119
Always found it funny these three have oji san fans.

>>49630188
Eirin x shota

[ATTENTION JAY PEE WHO]

I have a challenge for every anon demographic once the next thread gets made. Look forward to it.

>>49630429
>demographic
Shounen
>genre
Super powered battles

>>49630442
Updated version of this WHEN?
This is much better shitposting bait than the ages one

>>49630442
M-m-mima sisters!?

Why do women like Seiga?

>>49630442
Not surprised, Mima is one of the most popular 2hus among western femoids for some reason, I doubt 100% of them even played a single PC-98 game featuring her.

>>49630442
Tewifather
Mspaintwoman

>>49630477
They like her because she's strong and a mother figure to Marisa
I like her because she's strong and she's kind of broken in Mystic Square and she's hot also her colors are nice

>>49630471
Because men like Seiga

>>49630476
I LOOOOOOVE being datamined! Yippie!!!

Hello /v/hus I'm getting drunk again!

>>49630476
I dress as a girl, which one should I vote for?

>>49630500
Parseecosplayer! Hi!

I spoke with mspaintanon

>>49630471
She's manipulative and evil and eats fetuses for breakfast just like real women
Notice how most of the Extremely F 2hus are strong, evil and independent women (except for Yoshika lol)

>>49630504
>Parseecosplayer
Why would you insult me like that....

>>49630509
How can I contact him/her?

>>49630514
How is it an insult...

>>49630500
Do you ever intend to stop?
>>49630504
That's subduralhematomanon not parsee cosplayer

>>49630500
Stay safe this time Anon

>>49630522
>Do you ever intend to stop?
Probably when my liver stops working probably, like what happened to my little brother a couple months ago

>>49630539
That's the point at which irreversible liver damage has occurred and it would be too late to stop, your only hope at that point would be a liver transplant which is not easy to get. Please consider stopping alcohol right now instead, at least at this point the liver damage is reversible.

This is why i stick to milk.

Me? I only drink fairy pee

>>49630517
Get 8 gym badges

>>49630509
share

>>49630583
merth....

>>49630476
Cute Chimatan!

>>49630188
>>49630442
I need to write an analysis of mental health issues among the underage population based on those

>>49630621
Nah, i bet he gets drunk while drawing requests.

>>49630583
My mom used to tell me not to drink milk after eating fish because I will get poisoned or something
I did do it anyway because I like both fish and milk, It was such a silly superstition. Did your mother also tell you similar things?

What's everything we know about Merth?

>>49630595
Which fairy has the best pee though?
Hard mode: No Clownpiss

>>49630646
He's the leader of the drawvengers

>search tewimoon's artist name on google
>pictures of a black woman come up

>>49630647
Strongest pee in the whole town! Served fresh and with ice!

>Cirno ENTERS
>Thread HALTS
Powerful

>>49630659
its tewimom

>>49630659
it's tewijupiter

>>49630709
That's what i said, Tewimoon

North pole anon here

time to cosplay as cirno

>>49630654
No he ain't, Yatsutraitor is the leader because he hosts teh gartic and kukulus.

>>49630728
Merth is better and /v/hu loves him more

Sometimes i genuinely wonder what Merth thinks of the entire thread jerking him off constantly.

Slav anon here

time to cosplay as reisen

Merth has main protagonist syndrome

>>49630741
He's a youtuber he is already used to this

>>49630741
i'm just letting it happen, what am I supposed to do about it say "stop talking about me"? None of you are gonna listen plus the asinine memes are funny

>>49630749
>what am I supposed to do about it say "stop talking about me"?
Yeah, it would be funny.

stop talking about me

>>49630749
please don't ever abandon us like the gorilla did

What would you add to this list?
>>49588114

>>49630760
Don't worry I like you guys way more

>>49630767
thank you merth
you are my hero

Everyone in chat type "thank you merth"

thank you merth

>>49630758
Is this the end of Merth & Friends? Will the directors abandon the show?

>>49630784
That was the transition to Season 14

The next show will be called 103 & Enemies

Imagine this but with namefags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGJmfLvzK0Q

Who's the defacto leader of the drawvengers?

>>49630626
Flandre: asocial/shut-in behaviour, anger issues, possible sociopathic behaviour.
Sakuya: autism, asocial behaviour, possible chuunibyou behaviour.
Koishi: autism, mental retardation, other asocial and related problems.
Youmu: autism, possible slight mental retardation, low self-esteem and related asocial problems.
Remilia: chuunibyou behaviour, possible anger issues and sociopathic behaviour.
Eirin: possible relation to trauma, therapy and related procedures; maybe heightened sexual desires.
Kokoro: autism, emotional inferiority/instability/repression of emotions, asocial behaviour, maybe bipolar disorder.
Rumia: anger issues, asocial/sociopathic behaviour, maybe slight mental retardation.
Marisa: ADHD, possible autism, emotional instability.
Mokou: asocial behaviour, anger issues.
Cirno: ADHD, mental retardation.

ENOUGH
Time to talk about which /v/hu is from Adventure Time
Finn - Merth
Jake - Tewihusband
BMO - mspaintschizo
Ice King - yatsutraitor
Lumpy Space Princess - Tewimom
Lemongrab - 103
Hunson Abadeer - aerd

>>49630828
Please let me be Huntress Wizard.

Who are the Princesses?

>>49630843
Juanita

>>49630847
I just said i wanted to be Huntress Wizard, all princesses except Breakfast Princess suck.

>>49630853
No, you're going to be princess bubblecum

i dont watch cartoons
i dont watch movies
i dont watch tv shows
i dont watch anime
i dont read manga
i play bideo gam

Why did the writers cuck Finn like that at first?

>>49630864
>2019
That was 6 years ago anon...

>>49630864
DRAWENDGAME!

>>49630861
The 2nd half of season 5 and especially all of season 6 had a weird obsession with making Finn go through deep psychological journeys which included losing his flame gf and getting cucked by Cinnamon Bun. Thankfully the show picks back up in season 7 and he ends up fucking this cutie

>>49630749
Merth when will you get your own stalker?

>>49630765
>/v/hu cosplayer harem
>Doesn't contain any of the actual cosplayers
>mfw

>Merth
>Fat hairy stinky touhous
Pick 1. Or 2 I guess. Or 0.

>>49630907
I may be gay but I'm not gay for Merth. If you replaced him with fat hairy stinky oji-sans, that would be a different story.

>>49630864
did merth contact them?

What if Merth was secretly a fat hairy stinky oji-san?

>>49630916
We already know Merth is a mexican twink who gets pegged though

Wait I thought yatsutaco was the mexican guy?

>>49630922
fat mexican hairy stinky oji sann
tewimom close your legs!

>>49630935
Let's be real anyone who doesn't post their selfies here should be presumed to be some variant of brown

The real question is who do we know is actually white?

>>49630940
parseecosplayer and yukaricosplayer

>>49630940
Not exactly a selfie but
https://files.catbox.moe/x5s6hw.jpg

>>49630953
Is that a majora's mask poster

>>49630953
I knew it you were mexican

>>49630945
>yukaricosplayer
I thoguht he had dark skin

>>49630953
So you're a pasty mexican like Dib from Invader Zim? You seem like a Dib kinda guy

What if Vivziepop wrote Merth & Friends?

It's Friday

Yatsupablo

>>49630876
i hate how obsessed some fiction seems to be with shipping autism

>invader zim out of nowhere
Sanae........

>>49631115
God I need mid-2000s quirky alt-girl Sanae to groom shota me so badly

Drawfags?
Scene girl Sanae
NOW

Drawfags?
Sneed girl Sanae
NOW

>>49631124
Only Tewi2008HousingCrash would be old enough to know what that is though

>>49631134
Her name is Tewibigbang

well Merth?

>>49631092
Friday
Friday
Gotta get down on Friday

>>49631152
>Breaking the containment zone
Kill yourself

who the FUARK is andy???

>>49631162
andy's nuts

https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaBLwGg3
The one I voted for has no votes...

>>49631160
no

>>49630953
Who are you though?

>>49631228
Mom hotter

>>49631217
YATSUPABLO NYOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SHOOT THE MARIONION

I had a dream where Lyrica played the piano and then she made the piano explode on the audience.

>>49631282
Killer Queen has already touched that piano

>>49631265
Who is Pablo

>>49631284
Killer Queen is a Deltarune reference!

>>49631124
I actually thought about drawing this the other day. Was inspired when I saw this drawing of Miku

>>49631315
Draw Meira as the Roaring Knight

Did Merth ever apologize for not liking Hecatia?

>>49631331
What's wrong with hecatia

>>49631338
Virgin fetishism is shamed in our society.

merth
103
nosejoeknows
tewibitch
takanetoddler
mspaintanon
sumianon
1cc chimata poster

why did you leak the meiracord's hit list

Master spark? more like master spank! lol!

Did Merth ever apologize to art trade anon?

Did Merth ever apologize to rubberfucker152?

>>49631489
Merth literally stole from him...

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.
There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't, For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

>>49631502
....The precious thing?

What the fuck I only realized now that "severe and continuous lapse in my judgement" is actually a meme phrase that comes from that one video the youtube algorithm kept bugging me about eons ago but I never watched

WHERE IS EVERYONE
WHY IS THE THREAD SO SLOW TODAY

>>49631617
Chimata-sama I want to marry you...

>>49631617
This ain't /v/ we don't need to make a post every 5 seconds

>>49631632
yes we do

Thank You Chime Matter

What do you think of Seiga?

The spirit of /v/ is lost we took it too easy