Thread 49711144

Well I guess that's it

Now that the dust has settled, was parseecosplayer gay?

>>49711099
What in the actual fuck are these comments? I refuse to believe that this shit was written by real people.

>>49711153
No but I want to hug and cuddle with her. And no , I'm not gay either, if he was dressed as a male character I wouldn't even pay attention.

>>49711160
JackalGODZZZZ on 400 alternative accounts

>>49711160
This reads like if 2hus were trying to use their limited English knowledge to communicate on a forum post

>>49711174
fucking baZed

>>49711160
jackalcord looks like THIS????

Thoughts on this HMV?
https://litter.catbox.moe/u3xap4sig5q2orfw.mp4

>>49711158
It just seems your opinion on cosplayers shifted since you started getting drunk texts from parseecosplayer. Post more drunk texts.

>>49711183
cringe

Marishitters most famous line:
"Main character"

ENTER

>>49711183
It feels like immense zoomer cringe to me.

>>49711184
I never had any animosity towards cosplayers. I don't hate much so please don't assume I hate something

>>49711191
I don't like this

>>49711196
HE HATES IT

>>49711153
If you like Fat&Hairy women you are OBJECTIVELY the most heterosexual you can possibly be.

>>49711196
Do you at least hate Jackalman spammer?

>>49711191
Comically small clipboard

But how hairy do you like your hus?

>>49711191
Yummy mima milkers

>>49711207
She never said that

>>49711203
I don't hate him but I'm also not the biggest fan

>>49711191
Ts is like mspaint levels of bad anatomy

>>49711214
HE LIKES IT

>>49711214
You should hate him. Sometimes it's good to hate. Jesus hates sin.

>>49711196
I can only decipher half of this, is anyone here an expert in decrypting this code?

Thundercats aired in 1985
This means the Jackalman spammer is likely in his mid 50s lmao imagine being the cuck that is as old as my grandpa but with no children, let alone grandchildren, who spends all day spamming cringe ms-paint deviantART tier porn lmaooooo shit's crazy yo

>>49711224
Not sure, but something about hating minorities and gays, I think.

>>49711196
are his drunken rants usually like this?

I love jac *COUGH COUGH*
jackalm *SNAP*
Ilove jackalman*BEEEEEEEP*

>>49711220
It's not that I don't want to it's that I physically cannot get my blood boiling as I have never once felt prolonged hate for anything. The only time I really yelled at someone was when I was a teenager and I cried for more time than I was actually angry

>>49711252
What a pussy cat

>>49711224
>Yeah sure, you can send them almost everything in this chat if you'd like! I don't mind but sometimes they need a strong firm guiding hand but for [UNINTELLIGIBLE] because really that's what /v/hu needs. Most are good kids, they're just lost in the void.
>Have you seen that movie with the black guy, stand by me (I think he means the 1989 movie Lean on Me)? /v/hu is the school in there
>But in like, a metaphorical sense, not a literal since you can't post on 4chan under 18 unless you break the rules

i can leak messages too.

>>49711252
is your gf the exact same or does she bully you

>>49711261
For the sake of drawma and general thread activity I will admit that I have never admitted to actually having a gf and /v/hu just ran with the idea though this person does exist and she is my friend who's in on the joke
Anyways no she's what we would describe a girlfailure that can't get a job and spams skull emojis

>>49711252
Merth you are like SpongeBob

>>49711274
im ready im ready

>>49711271
So you're a virgin?

>>49711271
nyo...
i know someone close to me almost exactly like that but she's a fujoshi

Not having a gf is not drama, i fucking swear you people think the dumbest nonincidents are drama.

>>49711280
I never said I haven't dated before

>>49711283
I know that but let them have this

>>49711284
Dating =/= not virgin

I ate too much ice cream

I assume anyone that isn't tewimom or the gay cosplayers to be virgins anyway

How is Merth so young of soul and pure yet posting on the Internet's Salty Spittoon

Infinite tolerance

>>49711302
They never suspect the quiet ones...
>>49711196
These texts are actually sort of cute, what are you even getting them on if I may ask?
Parseecosplayer seems like a nice guy, will likely never meet him in person tho lol

>>49711308
Twitter

I confess that I'm jealous of some namefags and hate the fact that I'll never get as much attention no matter how much non-drawing OC content i produce.

>>49711313
Parsee... You're everyone's wife, be proud of that!

>>49711257
Thank you Anon! This reads so much easier

>>49711313
Your life must be non existent to be jealous of these nerds. Zombies does exist after all...

>>49711310
I fear the day that I need to stay in contact with enough people to the point that I'm forced to use Twitter again but I guess an account would still have it's perks after all
>>49711313
It's always pretty easy to look at one or two lucky cases and imagine how much more you could be doing or whatever, but if you are that cosplayer then what you are doing should already speak for itself. I have zero skill in makeup and fashion design so that's all pretty beyond me but I'm just doing what works for me anyways and respect those making bank off other stuff. If what you're doing is still working despite that then you just haven't done it long enough to get "more attention" over it.
If that makes any sense, idk. This is a shitty place to talk advice in but hope that's something.

>wanted to make a fangame but have 0 motivation and time in between assignments and personal life
its so over, forever relegated to an ideas guy

>>49711308
Why don't you just talk to Parseecosplayer online Parseestalker?

>>49711335
My IRL life is quite nice but my /trash/ brain conditioned me to seek multiple (you)s per hour. It's what happens when i have a lot of free time.
>>49711340
> if you are that cosplayer th-
I'm not, why do you think I'm jelly?

>>49711349
I'm really not Parseestalker, I'd hate to give that impression...but also that's what I'm trying now anyways?
I really don't mean to be creepy, he just seems like a fun dude.

>>49711353
Well if you're not Parseestalker then it should be fine. HEY MERTH post Parseecosplayer's twitter

>>49711352
>I'm not
Eh, shot in the dark either way. Still, there has to be some hobby of yours that you're good at?

>>49711356
No he wants you to find it yourself

>>49711352
This. I'm jelly of the cosplayers, I want to cosplay as a 2hu too and hang out with them so badly....

>>49711241
the fuck is that haircut on hitler

>>49711360
they were advertising the Touhoufest meetup for some time though...

Parseecosplayer posts on 8/v/hu, just ask for him there. Post a fat hairy touhou woman so your post will attract his attention and not look like a blank text post that gets buried under everything

>>49711357
I'm overall pretty good at videogames but not enough to be a 2hu superplayer. I think I'm good at reading, writing and editing videos but that's about it.
>>49711360
Despite being interested in boy 2hu cosplayers, I've always wanted to ask a girl 2hu cosplayer about the franchise and if they've played any of the games.I bet there's interesting conversations and bonding waiting to happen.

all the nearby conventions only have gachashit and shounenslop...
though, generic they may be, the cosplayers are cute so i can't complain that much.

>>49711374
I don't have the money for cosplaying properly yet, if I'm gonna wear a meido minidress might as well put the effort and either do like chink cosplayers and learn god tier makeup skills or become a Kigger, I don't want to look like a gross tr00n and become a meme like the guy who molested people at that con.

Is goodnightkissanon still around?

>>49711398
You can always go without cosplaying first, and only cosplay when you're ready. It isn't some requirement.

>>49711402
No, but I'm mediocrekissanon

>>49711416
I'll take the mediocre kiss, please.

>>49711417
Kiss.

>>49711419
Yippie! Night night.

>>49711241
sovl

>>49711353
Good luck, let us know if you get to talk with him

>>49711429
Thanks I suppose, the extent of that will really just be if he decides to engage with my posts on 8 but I'll live if he doesn't

Post nut clarity is a bitch

Am i horsey enough for the horse girl club

Post nut clarity is not a bitch

>>49711441
>>49711451
now kiss

UWAAAAAAAH!!! I NEED AYAPERVERT!!!

>>49711160
Touhou fandom loves Jackalman

>>49711466
So crusty

>>49711436
Did you already post? I wanted to see if parseecosplayer would ignore it like he did parseestalker when he posted

>>49711464
Futa x Jackalman

>>49711461
i dont think russians look like that

>>49711470
What is your favorite futa?

>>49711469
Yeah, a while back. My first big post had a Kaguya pic in it.

>>49711476
>Ayapervert is Russian
wtf, so I gotta protect her from the damned bum-touching crests and their evil drones...

Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage


Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until velocirapture
I wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust,
can you withstand my manly musk?


Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back
That might be why I smoke the crack

My father never loved me..


Love is like a ripened squid,
It stinks with limp appendages.
You scratch the rash that's on my ass,
The itch only love can surpass.

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled.
Tonight I will have sex with you,
Then we will prepare a stew.

So just lie down and let me touch,
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando won't bite


Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Are gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
is this blood yours or mine?

Favorite ice cream flavor?

>>49711500
Mint

>>49711500
Neopolitan

>>49711500
Also Mint, but French Vanilla and Cookies & Cream are right up there. Lemon ice cream is good too.

https://aliexpress.ru/item/1005008451790871.html
this actually looks pretty good

>>49711523
IS THIS REAL???

>>49711526
Yes.
That is my Maribel Homunculus and you will treat her with the upmost respect.

remember merryberries

>>49711530
Thats rad.

Hey everyone, have a good night! And just remember K. Rool is in the new Donkey Kong game he makes his grand return his armor is made out of banananium good night!

>>49711536
Why is she throwing a gang sign?

>>49711548
sorry I got spoiled already and i'm probably not buying the game anyway

>>49711536
>Thank God It's F
what did he mean by this

>>49711561
its marisa!

___JA

OH I GEDDIT
IT'S CALLED BULLET HELL BECAUSE THEY SHOOT BOOLETS AND THE BOSS IS IN YES!

>>49711575
PATRICKAUTIST LOST

>The Merth fusu archive already has 250 views
That many people browse /v/hu?

Excuse me

>>49711582
>preview
thanks doc

>>49711582
le retard le bune if she a Nikke

HI ANON!!!

>>49711599
That's not a nikke reference; it's referencing a gay frenchman twerking live on tiktok while holding a nerf(?) gun and screaming "I need more boolets"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q16jIOmxlM

>>49711601
omg hi!!

>>49711601
Where is your sister with the big tits?

>>49711622
She's not home...

>>49711610
inshallah I will give you a sproke enema

https://x.com/_Mononobe_Futo/status/1944440806552543306
fvaark...

>>49711601
Boy

>>49711636
Kratos...

Thoughts?

>>49711191
>Mima: Played pre-spellcard danmaku, ya know.
>Youmu: In the Forest of Magic.
>Mima: Try Makai. Coulda become a god if I didn't force a loli to be a maid. I'm not one of those tea drinking pansies. I could break the Sages in two with my bare hands. Don't fuck with this ghost!
>Youmu: What the hell are you...?
>Mima: Why don't you stick around and find out?

Each time I get a (You), I remove 50 words from my manifesto.

>>49711665
plz don't hurt anyone :(

Which chaos gods would various 2hus end up following? Yamame is definitely getting a blessing from Nurgle.

>>49711665
what's written in the cart?

MOAR MOAR!! jackalman sckeb pics!

>>49711702
All Onis except Kasen's arm probably qualify as Slaanesh followers, since they just fuck around and drink booze. Arm-chan, on the other hand(please laugh), is most likely a Khorne follower because she just wants to kill stuff.
Magicians obviously fall under Tzeentch. While Akyuu could also be a follower of Tzeentch, Nurgle is another possibility due to her reincarnations.

>>49711209
A while back ago I read a story about a hairy unshaven Keine that was super hot so that

>>49711257
>[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
I think it's "guiding hand, firm but fair because"
>stand by me (I think he means the 1989 movie Lean on Me)?
Dude mixed Stand and Deliver and Lean on Me into one movie lmao

>>49711233
>>49711308
Weren't you guys here when he posted cosplay selfies and went on a long drunk tangent about love?

>>49711805
Maybe?? I have no idea, I don't feverishly keep up with these things.
I see cool people and I simply want to interact with them.

>>49711805
yeah but I was more so wondering about any other times he would be drunk texting

>>49711809
Found it, here you go
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/705541984/#705577384

>>49711642
I have several problems with this theory:
*Why didn’t either of them recognize Marisa during their battle in Mystic Square? Why were they aggressive towards each other?
*Marisa and Cirno are completely different species. Marisa is a human, Cirno a fairy. Marisa’s existence might be explained by the father’s species taking prominence, but who would have fathered Cirno and created a fairy? Another fairy? We’ve only seen female ones, if they are believed to have reproductive organs at all.
*Mai’s theme is Treacherous Maiden Judas Kiss. Maiden implies youth or a lack of marriage which seems contradictory to her being a mother.
Interesting parts:
*What is the meaning of Mima’s antagonism towards them? Could it be Mima hates them for antagonizing or abandoning Marisa in the past?
*Why were Marisa and Yuki antagonistic towards each other?
*Cirno is at least 60 years old, leaving a large age gap between her and Marisa. Could Yuki and Mai have other daughters we don’t know about?

>>49711837
link doesn't work

>>49711642
why are some danbooru comments downvoted to oblivion for no reason? I always see a random comment that didn't offend anybody get like -17

>>49711153
Yes

>>49711850
I don't know what to tell you Anon, that one should work. Maybe try another browser. This might work I guess. https://archived.moe/v/thread/705541984/#705577384

Here's a screencap of the best post if you can't get that to work.

>>49711832
thats not a boy

>>49711868
oops sorry

yaaaay gay cosplaystalker hours!!

keep stalking merth instead

>>49711879
merth is literally white guy #937469175

>>49711881
Merth is Mexican

>>49711884
with his generic tastes he might as well be

>>49711887
Merth is an animator who's friends with a woman of extreme tastes who put a fumo on her baby, an alcoholic cosplayer who talks to him about King of the Hill, a fake girlfriend he used to farm clout on an anime imageboard, has an art series of sex parodying a Japanese artist, and has managed to become the main character of his own TV show. He may play Mario in Mario Kart but everything around him is what makes him interesting.

>>49711893
what a small world

>>49711897
Merth you're the one who's building this entourage

>>49711893
I play Shy Guy I've kept saying this

>>49711893
Can someone please make a meme edit of the dominos picture where it starts with EoSD being released for Windows and ends with some shortened quippier amalgamation of that post?
Backing Track: Blur - Intermission

What happened to merth&friends in the end? Cancelled?

>>49711913
You're Merth now, that's what happened

>>49711874
Ayapervert's thighs...

>>49711853
>why are some danbooru comments downvoted to oblivion for no reason?
some people cannot handle any opposing opinions
>didn't offend anybody
no matter how much you try to sugarcoat your words, somebody will ALWAYS get offended

>>49711915
I'm merth

>>49711931
yes

I'm Merth!

>>49711723
Mike and Jackalman good shipping

>>49711925
I wish my wife could’ve been Toyohime instead of Yorihime, the hat and long hair is a much cuter look.

>>49711959
You can't marry your own mom retard that's incest

HEY MERTH

When you eventually do the Yorohime fusu, will you make sure to include the incest?

>>49711961
Depends on what the guy requesting wants I'm not in charge of coming up with the concepts

>>49711960
>that’s incest
And?

>>49711963
If they don't include the incest, it runs the risk of being NTR and, worse, non-canon. I will write the fusu concepts right now if it meant I could prevent a non-lore-friendly fusu from being made.

>>49695860
I tried drawing Remilia’s hand >>49711309 but several things went wrong during the process, including the colors coming out really washed out in the scanner.

>>49711915
Papyrus Undertale: You're Merth now. That's my attack!

>>49711970
I don't care

>>49711960
Well I wish Yorihime could’ve been my biological mother so I could marry Toyohime instead.

>>49711981
I care...

>>49711981
Why do drawfags like her?

whoremu?
never cared
Sanae?
always cares

Marisa?

Marisa?
Cares, but you refuse to acknowledge her. Instead you mercilessly make fun of her and ridicule her as you talk about Reipoo and Shartnae.

>>49712002
I don't talk to these.
I talk to Yatsuhashi.

>>49712003
Yatsuhashi?
Jobs to Lion

Macross Frontier

>>49712002
It's alright. Marisa will always care, even if you don't notice her

>>49711986
I will make whatever request I make when I decide that I am taking requests. I am not taking any right now and seems less genuine with trying to prevent anything (You) don't like. If anyone actually asks for Yorohime then I will make whatever they want because it is up to me to deliver on what they asked for. Do you deliver a risotto alla milanese without anything that makes it milanese and deliver parmesan instead just because you don't want to deviate from the norm?

>>49712010
I don't know what that is I don't eat Mexican food Merth. Can you at least give a warning next time when you do fusu requests so I can prepare? 24 hours at least

>>49712012
Yeah sure I want Eurovhus to get a chance anyways and also it's Italian I know because my friend is Italian and she makes it sometimes

>>49712010
MERTH HAS DEVOLVED INTO MAKING FOOD ANALOGIES

WE'RE ENTERING THE DOBSON ARC

This new season of Merth & Friends is really blowing up

Opinion on cousin marriage?

>>49712026
what's your favourite dish? any cuisine.

>>49712033
Depends on which is older, boy or girl

>>49712036
Big macs, hard to bet McDonald's personally especially with a coke

I usually have one a week after classes on Friday

>any cuisine
>ANY CUISINE
>BIG MACS
A FUCKING BIG MAC

>>49712036
I really like udon noodles they serve it at the high end sushi bar I sometimes go to

>>49712010
>food analogy
Grim

Could you /jp/hu?

What 2hu BESIDES Yuyuko and Yuuma could?

>>49712041
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEY MERTH

WHAT

>>49712047
Now, whats your favourite dish that you can make? /jp/hu can cook good food right?

are you still mad at us for what happened?

>>49712058
scrambled eggs
>>49712059
no i never get mad but i also don't know what you mean

>>49712049
Yoshika & Momoyo clear easy

>Favorite Touhou character? Reimu
>Favorite Fire Emblem character? Marth
>Favorite Mario Kart character? Mario
>Favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla
>Favorite race to play in a fantasy setting? Human
>Favorite food? Big Mac

>>49712061
well i can't say i was expecting anything fancy

>>49712074
I'm not a chef but I make them almost every day for a reason

I wanna piss off this guy more so yeah AMA

sure smells like meira in here

>>49712079
8hu got parseecosplayer and 103 and merth amas, we deserve an ama too

So is parseecosplayer your girlfriend if that one girl wasn't?

no i'm single right now

>>49712079
don't worry anon, maridiaper posting starts in around 18 hours

>>49712090
!!

>>49712087
Why?

>>49712092
What do you mean why iunno

>>49712082
Merth did an AMA in 8?

>>49712095
no

just do an AMA on youtube

I did a few years ago

>>49712094
Why are you single? They've been baiting several romance options on Merth & Friends. Fake merth girlfriend, parseecosplayer, tewimom, kyoukoanon, hey merth anon, fusu archiver anon. Why can't you date one of them?

Deltarune LP when?

>>49712103
Suspense

Did you see my idea about doing a Wolfspirit Reimu Fusu Merth? Would that be OK to do and not interfere with the "No Reimu" rule? I was gonna ask over time for a fusu of the WBWC protags as a fun alt fusus. Wolf Reimu, Eagle Marisa, and Otter Youmu. They have different outfits in WBWC so it's not their normal ones.

>>49712114
Which ones are the most likely to win?

>>49712102
Post it?

>>49712049
Flan can do it

>>49712102
Would you like some hot wings? I got some for lunch earlier and they are still pretty good.

>>49712116
I don't think I did but I like the idea so it should be okay. The No Reimu rule is there because I want to be the one conceiving the Reimu conversation but definitely save that for another time, I'll make it when I'm available again
>>49712117
There may be a secret option no one's considered
>>49712120
No I'm busy
>>49712124
I just ate so no but thanks for the offer

>>49712126
>There may be a secret option no one's considered
Tewihusband.

I'm glad the writers brought the show back

>>49712126
>thanks for the offer
You're welcome. What'd you have to eat?

>>49712131
scrambled eggs with leftover rice

>>49712133
Oh that's cool. I prefer sunny-side up eggs but with rice would be great at any time.
I feel weird asking more questions so thanks for responding to those ones.

>>49712140
Why...

>>49712138
Runny eggs feel weird to eat so I don't usually have them but they're still eggs so I don't mind them and you're welcome

>>49712133
you are going to get fat

>>49712143
she was filled with HOPE

>>49712140
LOOKING FOR MY MASK RIGHT AFTER SAKE
HEY THAT STONE DOESN'T SEEM OKAY

>>49712145
Eat raw egg in wild like predator.
Hunt for food, good protein.
Build strong body. Crush enemies.

>>49712080
Why'd you decide to do the gambler mob kappa as a fusu? Also what fusu is next and how soon?

>>49712155
holy shit is that real

Merth are you holding out for a fat and hairy gf?

I just realized, if Merth asked some random girl to pretend to be his girlfriend on 4chan, she also played along with all the sexual fantasies Merth talked about on 4chan and she brought up. How was that not awkward Merth?

hey merth

>>49712133
>

What's your favorite Spongebob episode? It's Band Geeks isn't it?

>>49712156
It was requested but I don't want to talk about it much
>>49712157
Cats have very flexible skeletons so yes they can move through tiny spaces and dance
>>49712160
I don't have a preference
>>49712163
Lore Time: I never once brought up that she was my girlfriend, I only mentioned her existence and that she was a woman. Anons devolved it into saying that we were dating because I said that she threatens to peg me (she does.) I thought this was funny so I ran with it and I told her about it which she also found really funny so she played along. Anyways yes it was awkward. She is not interested in me I tried
>>49712164
what
>>49712165
me
>>49712170
The one where Squidward breaks up Spongebob and Patrick's relationship with bubbles and it shows Spongebob's backdoor garage if that's what it's called

I miss Mspaintanon

Would you say coming to these threads was a good thing for you overall? Why or why not?

>>49712174
i miss mspaintanon too he didn't talk
>>49712175
I never left

>>49712173
>what
hi

>>49712173
is she cute at least?

>>49712181
I'd say so

>>49712177
No I don't mean coming back, I mean coming in the first place. Do you regret posting here, or if you had to do it all over again would you not post here in the first place? Has /v/hu impacted your art or opportunities or whatever?

>>49712173
>but I don't want to talk about it much
Why? What's so special about it if it was a request.

I wish that shotanon did an AMA like this

>>49712184
hnrggggggg

I need a painthero

Merth if you were born as a girl what would you be like?

>>49712187
It's definitely made me improve on myself and my art, I wouldn't have the stuff I do have and much needed friendships without it. I don't think I'd ever regret drawing for this place for being able to meet tewimom alone, but even if I didn't I think I'd still keep post here regardless. Being associated with this place by a few minority isn't something to regret
>>49712189
It's a private request from parseecosplayer
>>49712192
metal gear
>>49712197
I'd probably be a different person altogether but vhu would most likely treat me very differently than how they do now

merth stop letting these threads live on like a corpse

>>49712200
>I'd probably be a different person altogether but vhu would most likely treat me very differently than how they do now
Draw the r63 version of your avatar. Also you mean you'd be treated like tewimom and people would make less sexual jokes about you since you're a girl and 80% of this thread is gay?

Alright everyone because this guy wants everything to stop the AMA is now OVER don't ask anything or else I will have authorities break open your door and then leave

don't listen to that anon

Her name is Tewimarvelcinematicuniverse

>>49712200
>Merth does private requests (announced to the world) for parseecosplayer
Why does HE get favortism?

>>49712216
connections are how the world turns, anon

Hey merth what's your favorite tewi______ name

>>49712222
tewisynonymforfat

>>49712216
parseecosplayer probably gives him erotic pictures in exchange of favors

>>49712225
I'M SCREENSHOTTING THIS AND LETTING HER KNOW YOU MAKE FUN OF HER HERE BEHIND HER BACK YOU'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE!

>>49712234
I've said it to her in reference to how everyone keeps calling her that

merth, did you play with ayapervert yesterday?

Tewimultiverse AMA?

>>49712240
no

>>49712244
We need to ask merth to call her first

>>49712230
That's not fair...

>>49711064
I know you are joking (or maybe you're not and you're just that stupid) but I want to elaborate further because Estrogen and Testosterone have nothing to do with hair growth actually.
The hormone responsible for both hair growth and loss is Dihydrotestosterone (DHT). DHT is many times more potent than testosterone and is considered to be the active form of testosterone in some tissues. As its name suggests, DHT is synthesized from testosterone by adding two hydrogen atoms to reduce the carbon-carbon double bond into a single bond.
DHT is not a hormone that is released into the blood (although some amount of it leaks into the bloodstream), instead it is synthesized from testosterone on the spot wherever it is needed by the enzyme 5-alpha-reductase found in most tissues that respond to androgens.

DHT is responsible for both the growth of body hair, pubic hair, axillary hair, facial hair AND loss of scalp hair (male pattern baldness). The reason females have pubes and armpit hair is because the hair follicles in these areas are extra sensitive to DHT, so the small amount of testosterone that females have is converted to DHT at these sites and causes hair growth.

>Ideally, the perfect man should lack any body hair, while the perfect woman should have large amounts of it.
So your perfect man has Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (CAIS) while your perfect woman has Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS)

>>49712251
I haven't read this post but it feels like a tewimom post

>>49712251
>while your perfect woman has Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS)
Is there any downsides to a woman with this?

>>49712255
Yes, she is in incredible amounts of pain regularly.

>>49712261
How do I get a hairy woman that isn't in a lot of pain regularly?

>>49712252
I am not Tewicarpaltunnelsyndrome
>>49712255
>Is there any downsides to a woman with this?
Women with PCOS are usually obese and also subfertile/infertile
>>49712261
Dysmenorrhea is not a symptom of PCOS, usually they have oligomenorrhea or amenorrhea

>>49712268
>Women with PCOS are usually obese
That's good
>and also subfertile/infertile
That's bad

>>49712261
I would assume, from the name alone, that she would develop a ton of cysts in her ovaries and have less eggs as a result.

>>49712272
ignore the number in the filename I rushed this

>>49712272
Lucine would be your female artist name right?

>>49712272
Tfw we're in the universe with the moid merth and not superior female merth

>>49712272
>Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
I wonder how that applies

>>49712272
>Only upper body
OK but how big would femMerth's hips and ass be

>>49712274
No I'd still be a Marth main and think Lucina stops being interesting after Chapter 13, I only use Merth because of Lonk memes so I'd probably be like Saelad idk

>>49712272
Just think Merth, in some alternate universe where you were born a girl, everyone here would be joking about you pegging people instead of being pegged.

WHAT the FUCK do any of these words mean
Where is the 2hu? just shut up already!

>>49712291
Probably

>>49712284
Fucking bazed, Lucina stinks and ruined the integrity and reputation of Fire Emblem even more than Shitcaiah the literal God mode Mary Sue.

>>49712295
First thread?

>>49712247
>>49712244
For the last time, Tewimum is busy moving you goofs, you'll know when she's back.

>>49712299
I was talking about >49712284
I'm sick of Shitrth talking about deltarune and literalwho characters

>>49712297
Nah she was cool when she was introduced and I think her scene with Chrom is one of the best choreographed and foreshadowed moments in the series in my opinion, but after that she just drops to being okay. I also don't think Micaiah is a mary sue

Tewimommas ass so big she can't even move

tewimommies boobies so fat

YUUUUP YUUUUP TOBYBROKEN

So when is the next fusu merth? And don't say when it's out i know you have a feel for when you expect to get around to it

>>49712318
Sometime this week

>>49712283
Drawn by Mspaintanon

>>49712268
>Dysmenorrhea is not a symptom of PCOS, usually they have oligomenorrhea or amenorrhea
Interesting, but the person I knew repeatedly complained about random stabbing gut pain and cramps not tied to periods.

Did you know that in the latter stages of the intial invasion of Gensokyo in 1964, Former Hell managed to seal itself away from the rest of it, housing a large amount of war refugees from topside, both human and youkai, and stayed hidden until 1973, when mining development during the Second Gensokyan Five Year Plan (1971-1976) led to its discovery. Ensuing was the short conflict between the Republic of Gensokyo (territorial unit of the Eurasian Union) and Former Hell, which ended in the latter's surrender. With the establishment of Eurasian jurisdiction underground, its policies of modernization, industrialization, but most importantly — totalitarianization and government surveillance — have been introduced to the formerly free residents of Former Hell, leading to a large number of repressions, particularly of oni denizens.

>>49712305
Merth likes Jojo and Fire Emblem
Mspaintanon likes Deltarune
103GOD likes Halo
Yatsutraitor likes Ligma Corporation
Get it right next time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>49712334
I think this

>>49712334
Merth WARPED you

>>49712334
This but unironically

But it wasn't until fairyfucker69 discovered the merth rewarp trick that would change everything.....

Maridiaper posting is more entertaining than this micro e-celeb circle jerk desu

>>49712334
I look like that and say the exact same wild things.

>merth HRT arc
oh no

The merthamorphosis is complete

I still think the Merth Retrieval Arc was the best

>>49712328
>103GOD
103gger get it right

>>49712346
MERTHAMORPHOSIS

>>49712348
103rilla*

>>49712272
Would

>>49712349
Draw Femmerth, Mspaintanon

Good night

>>49712348
>>49712350
It's indeed 103GOD
Seethe, stalkerCACA

>>49712343
Maridiapey posts are unironically too high quality for this thread
*brraapp* sorry

>>49712356
Your god ran away
103BITCH

Hey Merth, Fem!Merth Fusu when?

Merth Vader

merth i wanna date you you're everything to me

>>49712327
Where is the Keine picture?

>>49711723
Jackalman too clingy

I had a dream where I put my tongue between two schoolgirl's(that I knew) tongues. What did Doremy meant by this?

>>49712370
I'm afraid I'm not the poster you're thinking of

>>49712377
It means that in your next life you will be reincarnated as a schoolgirl's tongue

>>49712366
Sharth Vader is a classic
>>49712365
Never
>>49712283

merth, enough
now people are going to want to fuck you

Merth
Our cute little attention whore

>>49712388
Would

>>49712388
Would

>>49712388
Would

Merth draw your femsona making out with jacklaman

>>49712390
Yeah?

dont know who jacklaman is

>>49712391
>>49712392
>>49712394
>few seconds apart
MERTH DEFENSE FORCE ONLINE

>>49712388
This is unironically a cute design, don't discard her

>>49712388
That's just Akyuu with a cape desu

>>49712396
Would

>>49712396
If you don't stop I'll upload all of your porn to every porn booru with your name on them

>>49712404
FUCK I MEANT THIS FOR >>49712388
IGNORE THAT MERTH

>>49712400
Thanks but I don't know where I could apply this

Do merth's youtube toddler fans know of his porn?

>>49712405
yippie!

merth girltransformation is ON

>spend days on my shitscribble
>get only 1 (You)
>sharth poops a shitscribble in few minutes
>gets showered in (You)s
This world is just not fair

but would merth, fem!merth?

The pegged has now become the pegger

>>49712414
You need to do more AMA's

Literally just imagine being Genji’s husband. Not just anyone’s partner — his. The ancient, wise, and weary turtle who’s carried the weight of the Hakurei lineage on his shell longer than most can remember.

He’s rarely home, and when he is, he’s tired. Bone-deep tired. You’re the one who keeps the home warm — preparing gentle meals, writing messages he never has time to send, tending the little shrine garden the way he taught you. When the door finally opens and he floats in, there’s this soft moment — his eyes meet yours, and even through the exhaustion, they light up. He doesn’t need to say anything. You just know he missed you.

You help him out of his robes, your hands brushing over the edges of his shell, fingers pausing at the worn places time carved into him. He leans into your touch with a sigh, letting himself be vulnerable only with you. There’s no passion tonight, just something deeper. You sit together, side by side, sharing silence and warmth. You feed him slowly, carefully, watching his shoulders relax. He tries to apologize for always being gone, always so tired, but you hush him with a kiss on the forehead.

Later, in bed, he wraps his limbs and shell around you protectively, his body like a cradle, solid and warm. You rest against his chest, listening to his slow heartbeat, letting it lull you to sleep. In the stillness of the night, he whispers soft things — how much he loves you, how lucky he is to have you waiting for him, how you’re the one piece of peace he has in this world.

And come morning, when he stirs before the sun and prepares to leave again, you rise with him. You kiss him softly at the threshold, and he lingers there a second longer than usual. Then he’s gone — gliding into the mist once more, your name still warm on his breath.

Is that REALLY something you want?

>>49712408
The obvious answer would be to make her your new mascot

But the realistic one is just draw her whenever the urge arises or people ask or the inevitable Fusu request

>>49712414
Jokes aside, jealousy is unbecoming. You'll end up like pic related. Just keep drawing and working hard and you'll eventually get to that point. Sometimes you'll get lots of attention for something you didn't spend much time on. Sometimes you'll get nothing for something you spent hours on. It happens.

Find satisfaction in your own art first and foremost and not in other's validations of it.

>>49712415
Yeah
>>49712414
If it makes you feel better I really like your art and I'm sorry for not giving a (You) I'm only actively talking because no one wants to shut up

>I-I don't like it guys s-stop this
>feeds the parasocial toddlers anyways
wew

>>49712414
favoritism is a hell of a drug, if you want to be at his level you need to draw a lot more and draw requests no matter how fucked up or autistic they are

>>49712427
How's your day been?

>>49712388
You forgot the mspaintanon proportions

>>49712431
*shits in your mouth*

>>49712431
You are such an asshole you know?

>>49712435
kek

>>49712435
YUMMY!!!

>>49712388
Seconding >>49712433

>>49712427
I talk to Merth, my comfort drawfag, and he talks friendly to me. I talk to you, anon, and you're mean to me. Maybe you should be like Merth and just be nice.

Why can't everyone in this thread just be nice?

i hate anon

>>49712468
Still would.

>>49712468
Would

>>49712468
Boy

xer name is squidwardtranny

>>49712468
Would
But her right thigh looks way too skinny, specifically on where it connects to the hips

You lost patrickautist

>>49712487
Remilia's FAT ASS

This was a great episode of Merth & Friends, what did you guys think?

>>49712491
Needs more recurrent characters

I only use these threads when im on the toilet

>>49712493
Will Squidwardtranny be an interesting add-on? It seems weird to me that they're adding a new character that blatantly references what has been one of the show's most esoteric and unknown background lore characters.

Where is my hero spongebobGOD??

>>49712498
He's not in this episode

diapy inspection day

>>49712504
yay

leave Rinnosuke to me

>CHUDwer
This episode of Merth & Friends is surely interesting

rada rada (i dont remember a single episode from that show)

INDEED

THIS EPISODE IS VERY

VERY

INTERESTING

>>49712521
MY DELTAMERTH

TEWIMOMMY!!!

its storming outside...

where are my comfort anons and drawfriends and cosplayers to reassure me?

PANINIMOM!!

chowder= merth
Panini= tewimommy
The rest?

>>49712532
its storming here too.. i wonder if we're in the same cuntry...

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else, but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried

>>49712545
maybe... let's close our eyes and imagine we're together in this scary time...

mikosisters....

Chowderth

>>49712554
byakbrothers...

her name is bukkakeren

None of you are my /v/hu friends anymore

moral of the story... dont sniff the glue that binds us together

AYAPERVERT NOOO COME BACK!!!

>>49712572
I'll always be your vhufriend...

Post sussyhus

>>49712414
Merth is talented and works hard, filling /v/hu requests and engaging with the schizos is just a side quest. And even then just like how you're jelly of him he's probably jelly of bigger youtube animators that get far more attention like his childhood hero Sr. Pelo.

The moment you fuckers stop talking about Merth everyone goes silent

>>49711974
That's pretty cool Anon, thanks

when a /v/hu speaks, you listen

>>49712626
I need jackalman walfa

when a proud BLACK marisissiy speaks i leave

>>49712398
Character that is not from Touhou but has rule 34 tons images touhou /jp/characters

when a koisneeds i suck and fuck

>>49712733
AI automated response with keywords made for high engagement

>>49712738
?

sometimes i take a shit and think how the FUCK was all of that inside me???

If you think that's crazy just wait until you take laxatives

your mother probably didnt noticed when you popped out of her

Every drawfag is jealous of another drawfag

>>49712696
>Merth is talented
lol
lmao
kekaroo

>>49712788
jellyanon...

>>49712788
Merthbroken

>2008
https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=marisa+diaper&offset=144
hmmmmm I'm onto something

are you... are you telling me diaper posting is a time honored, decade+ old tradition?

STOP NOTICING THINGS

>>49712839
'fraid so

>>49712733
>>49711238
2hu girl sucks jackalman penis

>>49712833
UHHHHHH TRU /JP/ XISTERS.... OUR RESPONSE??? G-G-GGET OUT OF J-J-J/JP/????

>it's okay to fuck Merth if he's a girl
Why are you like this?

>>49712857
I mean, what's wrong with that statement?

>>49712833
>Hesitant, Alice lifted her skirt and revealed that she herself was wearing a diaper

>>49712788
PYW

>>49712857
you're telling me you wouldn't fuck your bro if he was a girl?

>>49712788
t. sour grapes crab
pyw to prove me wrong.

>>49712833
Maridiapy anon
I need jackalman gif

>>49712857
The only downside to dating femmerth (salad) is that she'd have the most boring tastes in the world or no strong feelings about anything. Also the pegging.

But if you get past both of those things yeah why not?

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6940160#search=politics
Political Touhou girl

>bumplimit in less than a day
The power of merthposting

I don't like how we reached the bump limit

I've come up with comically cartoonish methods to get rid of some drawfags.

Merth: Make him snap, Keep insisting that he did something that he didn't actually do. I don't mean "haha peg" but something actually egregious that contradicts stuff he said. Throw in some Takane here and there for good measure.
Tewichuddie: Get gay, and i do mean really gay. Start sharing cock pics with each other, post more gay cosplayer catbox links, talk about how much you want to have sex with men in great detail and turn it into borderline ERP. Say how much you want to fuck his husband for funnies.

...I was gonna write for more but then i realized most of them left already. I have more extreme methods for everyone in mind but i don't want to go that far

>>49712930
Get to work, make us great again

PATCHYVILLAIN??

>>49712930
Might as well post the other ideas. We all know you won't do shit anyways.

>>49712930
Why would you guys want our drawfriends to leave, YOU are the ones constantly talking about them, please don't bully them I like seeing the actual quality OCs in these threads

>>49712954
They're too evil and I'd feel bad for even posting them. The methods i already mentioned are obviously a joke that wouldn't work, just funny thoughts that came to mind.

>>49712965
>quality OCs
It's just merth and crayoladevourer

>>49712930
Batman moment!
He would do this!

>>49712972
Post them coward.

I love cock I love cummies I wanna have sex with men in cosplay I wanna suck them off and have gay sex all day yiipie yippie I love gay sex gay sex with anons wahooooooo

>>49712930
Tewigodemperorofdune will not lose to this because I will not participate in the faggotry. Getting creative with Tewinames is much better.

>>49712965
no thanks
if they're gonna blogpost and be attentionwhores all day everyday then they can shove their ocs up their ass

Let's settle this once and for all.

https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRe42yQ

>>49713004
Lmao, retard. Without them it'd just be diapers and jackalman, 30 posts, then dead.
>G-good, I want tha-
Then leave. You don't have to post here.

>>49713004
Why do you hate fun?

>>49713004
the diapy is strong with this one

this is why ayapervert left for 8

>>49713021
the word "fun" is a buzzword

I miss the drawgods.......

>>49713018
>Then leave
no
ruining "fun" for others is even more fun for me

>>49713004
Everybody blogposts in these threads. I blogpost about my 1cc progress for example. People blogpost about their dinner, getting drunk again and so on it has been part of /v/hu for a while.
Why it's bad for these particular group of people to blogpost but not the other? It's not like they spam about it, 99% of merthposting are not from merth, and when they do show up and people ask them questions why wouldn't they answer it's rude to ignore.

I came up with a comically cartoonish method to get rid of patchyvillain.

Patchyvillain: Rape him.

So Patchoulibatman has a contingency plan even for Supermerth...

>>49713018
G-Good, I want tha-

>>49713096
*rapes you*

what did merth mean when he said he doesnt like immoral stuff

>>49712976
Fine, jesus. JANNIES I INSIST THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FUCKED UP THOUGHT AND I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DO IT, OK?! Don't take it seriously.

Merth (evil): Simply take it to the Youtube comment section. Tell his subscribers about his 4chan posting habits. Tell them about the fusus or the Takanetoddler incident.
Tewichuddie (evil): Turn her kids into a big meme here. Keep making up stuff about them and get horny gor them (PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT). Keep calling her a bad mom for good measure.
103: We know he posts on the 8 so just go there and keep reminding him of us and the Tewirollingrock trade. Spam gets deleted there since jannies actually care so it would have to be gradual and subtle.
Ayapervert: Clearly he's not fazed about all the doxxing jokes so i don't think he'd crack that easily. All that comes to mind is posting his own IP (I INSIST, DON'T DO THIS) or just bringing all the things he hates about /jp/hu to /v/hu and the 8.
Takanetoddler: Just keep posting the Merth drawing and call him gay and obsessed for spending real money on self insert drawings. It's not enough to drive him out of these threads, keep stalking him in waifu threads and on te 8 (again, don't do this).
mspaintanon: Uhh idk force him to use clip studio paint or other utilities. He's a mysterious guy so not much can be done.
Maridiaper posters: I believe they're already fighting a losing battle since it seems they get banned more often. We know pretty much all of them are from the US (the 17 year old filipino thing is just a myth at this point since it's clearly multiple guys) but there's not much you can do with this info. All we can hope for is cardiac arrest.
CCPanon: You know the /sp/ archiver incident? Do the same but with his posts. get obsessed with him, write love letters, make a word document with every single one of his posts and follow his every movement.
Jackalautist: Not much to do here outside of praying he gets bored eventually. I do have a theory that he's the one spamming his own socials and edits but i could be wrong and it really could be multiple guys.

For the last time, i insist not to take any of this seriously.

>>49713121
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you you're disgusting

>>49713121
What the fuck

>>49713125
This is a mental asylum

>>49713121
You're sick. Don't post here again.

>>49713121
thank you for posting this necessary evil, I hope this document doesn't fall in the wrong hand

>>49713121
Who writes this even as a joke? I don't like sharing a thread with you. Go away.

>>49713121
You are my king. I love you, this post is amazing.

>>49713121
Sooo when do we start with this?

>>49713121
You're obviously someone who suffers from a serious form of autism. No one mentally sound would ever write something like that.

Cut off all Internet access ASAP and get to a mental health professional.

The post that broke /jp/hu

>>49713165
NOW
THE JPHU BATTELROYAL SHALL DECIDE HOW'S THE STRONGEST IN THIS MENTAL ASYLUM

>>49713121
I BEG YOU TURBOAUTISTS OF JPHU, DO ALL OF THIS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

>>49713121
Hey Anon just curious what US jurisdiction are you located in? Just wondering haha I'm not going to call the police in your area to report criminal activity or anything haha just post your location

>>49713121
>I'm not mentioned
;_;

I didn't read a single sentence from that post

>>49713191
shotanon...... you already left

>>49713188
Manila, Philippines

now give me a tip on how to get rid of blacked yuukanon

Now who could've deleted that post?

>>49713121
>The gay was a pedophile
Good riddance.
Also, rare instance of JANNIES = GODS, thank you

>>49713121
You won't do shit, pussy. Go on troll us, we fucking dare you.

What you don't know is that that poster is Juan.

>>49713213
WE
ARE
LEGION
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET

>>49713208
This is not surprising. TewiGOD was right about homosexuals sadly.

>>49713214
I hope you are wrong.
Otherwise there goes this weekend score contest again

I wouldn't be surprised if that patchouli poster was the one spamming threads on /v/ with illegal content tbqh

What I learned from this incident is that people who hate Merth are gay pedophiles and should never be listened to.

Now then, how about Jurassic Nyan Nyan?

What I learned from this incident is that people who hate jacklaman are gay pedophiles and should never be listened to.

My new favorite antagonist this season was parchyvillain

>>49713370
>Patchouli poster saying to lust over tewimom's children
Holy kek

>>49713370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdBjll62XHs

You wouldn't call Batman a villain just because he has contingency plans for all of his fellow heroes

What did I miss? Someone warosu me

>someone send me a warosu link to the thread i'm posting in RIGHT NOW
you are pathetic, you're undeserving of me even giving you a (You).

>>49713433
Anon who hates namefags tells people to become pedophiles to epically own them. He is later revealed to be a gay pedo himself.

That tewichild is making me quite lustful!

Sorry /jp/hu, but I'm not going to ironically make illegal comments about real children. That's pretty disgusting.

You guys made that post to look like worst than Hitler but it was literally nothing

>>49713442
Stop making scenarios in your head, he never said he hated namefags

The lengths one will go to, to save touhou threads on /v/...
This is a story about breaking a curse.

>>49713473
Found the pedophile.

>>49713488
She's over 500 you chud

But I thought that back in the good old days 4channers proudly declared that they're pedos…

>>49713473
t. CHOMO

What the fuck happened? I missed it

>>49713473
Have you considered that maybe you've been online for too long and submerged in ironic edgy posting that you've lost all sense of normalcy? What would your parents think if they saw the posts you made about diapers, a cat from an 80s cartoons, and a real infant child? Better question, what would the police think?

>>49713512
Search 49713121

>/jp/hu talking about normalcy
lol

Feels like Seijanon is the most normal poster around here

>>49713513
>what would the police think?
holy fvvvrk hes so heckin zased my hero i yatsukneel

>>49713481
Yasuho Hirose

>>49713513
90% of posts here is just some guy rubbing his nipples and laughing, you shouldn't take things so seriously anon

I think pedophiles deserve acid burns on their face before the rope is tied around their neck. Thank you for reading my post.

>>49713538
My fvarking hero!

>>49713535
The golden heart....

ayapervert was right

Rage crusader was right about /v/hu

My fbi agent makes maridiapey posts too

pedobroken

>>49713448
>>49713473
>>49713499
>>49713523
>t.

Kars the Ultimate Life Form

Fakeaphiles shiver when the REAL pedo (aerd) walks in the thread

aerd was right

with how much he talks about his sister i wouldn't not be surprised if he shows in the news one day

If I'm seriously sharing a thread with fucking PEDOS of all people, I'm going to fucking kill them.
I can handle everything, but you should know when you've gone too far

Aerd might be Tewimoms son

Man, i made the strawpoll about if people would want to marry a female merth, and the pedophile completely derailed the thread immediately after and my strawpoll only got one vote...

I hate pedos.

SHES 1000 YOU SICK FUCK

YEAH!
EVEN I SHART MY DIAPEY SOMETIMES BUT PEDOS IS WHERE I DRAW LINES

Patchoulifags lost today

unbelievably pedobroken

Will Patchouli now be memed as a kid diddler like Yuuka is memed as a coalburner?

>>49713588
The majority of the thread seems against it at least, aside from one or two samefags.

>>49713599
Patchy is one of my favorite 2hus but I don't think I want to post her here anymore because I don't want to be associated with that gay pedo poster.

Sanaebros we've been redeemed....!

Somehow this is a victory for Koacummers

Kogasabros have been forgotten... again...

yuukabros, they'll stop talking about us now...

>>49713622
Good
Maybe mspaintanon will finally come back to us

Did you know? Little girls are extremely easy to trick.

NYOOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EVERY VHU WAS DIAPEY SHARTING
THOSE KIDS SHART FASTER THAN LIGHTING

Yuukathey/thems my YuukaQUEEN gave me just enough pocket money to buy a SWITCH 2 and a HOT POCKET my day is made YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49713473
>but it was literally nothing
It made the jannies act, and they never touch these threads. And they acted fast too.

Achshually he deleted the post himself

>>49713630
Now I know why she and Remilia are friends (with benefits)

>>49713589
>Family of degenerates

kuso thread

>>49713683
It's not normally like this, hopefully the next thread will be better now that the pedo is gone

>>49713685
Yeah, these threads are usually much better. Now that the pedo is gone (hopefully forever, phew!) we can try getting back to our usual quality.

I LOVE CP

>>49713685
>next thread
does he know?

Kris

>>49713630
Useful advice

The Patchopedo ween really left a bad taste in the thread, I'm leaving forever to Pizzu. *flips off Maridiaper* F*ck you, pussy.

Patchupedo is now my new hero

60% of peeps here already left...

Let's aim for 90% next time!

>>49713685
>It's not normally like this
It's been like this since the first thread

>>49713121
I know I'm late, but I'd feel bad if I didn't make a comment. I've seen cancer destroy lives and I wouldn't ever wish it in another human. Thankfully pedophiles aren't humans so I hope you contract a form of cancer and your family learns what a degenerate sicko you are so you aren't even able to receive comfort from them. Please die slowly and painfully!

>>49713818
Tewieventhorizon... You are my hero.

>>49713818
mommy is back!

>>49713121
I know I'm late, but I'd feel bad if I didn't make a comment. I've seen ice cream make peoples' lives happy and I wouldn't wish it for any ordinary human. Thankfully you're awesome so I hope you eat a tasty ice cream today and your family learns what an amazing humna being you are so you are even able to receive comfort from them. Please live prosperously and happily!

>>49713121
MY FVVRKING HERO

Aerd is probably seething rn

ccpanon didn't even do anything bad...

>>49712537
>>49712539
Wrong
You had tewielephant herself in the show and you chose panini? Some fan you are

>>49713884
Why? He would be proud right now

>>49713926
Because Panini
>is deeply in love with the main character (merth)
>Is a bunny
>wants to get impregnated multiple times
>is into weird shit

>>49713944
>fat
>most hateable character in the show
>self centered
>fat
>annoying
>fat
nuh uh

>>49713966
Tewimombroken

>>49713966
make a strawpoll then

>Be me
>Decide to check out what this "incredibly controversial deleted post" is about
>It's literally unironically fucking noting.
You people are mentally retarded

>>49713971
OK, let's finish this

https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRe42yQ

merth, ban that anon

>>49713980
Woooo wooo pedo alert pedo alert woooo woooo

>>49713980
kill yourself pedo lol

>>49713999
mad.

cute Marisa will save /jp/hu

Even after all of this, my faith for meira remains strong

MEIIIIRAAAA??????

So, uhh, I was busy in the bathroom. What did I miss?

>>49714074
i don't believe that you went to the bathroom, post photo proof

Thiw is why I don't go to the bathroom, I miss out on everything!

Bathroom?

GO TO THE BATHROOM
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A SHIT NOW!!!
BATHROOM AND SHIT NOW I CAN HEAR YOU SHITTING YOURSELF!!!!!!

I feel like Merth is indifferent about THAT post.

bros, check the latest nareko image on danbooru

>>49714112
Eww

>>49714112
she's not fat enough

>>49714112
Wtf she's african????

>>49714112
I feel baited because this isn't a le funny jackalman shitpost

Nareko gaming

NARUMI GAMING

Naruto Uzumaki

Neru Akita

..........where did everyone go?

>>49714441
Jacking off to jackalman porn

>>49714441
...lemme play my videgames in peace Anon I still have 4 workdays left before weekend and I'm already tired...

>>49713512
Someone posted ways to make all drawfags leave as a joke and one of them was sexualizing Tewimom’s kids.

I hate that pedochouli guy! The only thing that really grinds my gears is pedos. I can't stand pedophiles!

Why is the theme song playing?

Kono Giorno Giovanna ni wa yume ga aru!