Why not marry the nine-tailed kitsune?

>>49791832 (OP)
No thanks I don't want rabies or fleas

>>49791856
Rude. I'll have you know Ran-sama is extremely clean.

>>49791875
Then I don't want her shedding all over the house, she looks like one of those big hairy dogs that make every square inch of your home into a fucking carpet with how much hair falls off them daily

>>49791832 (OP)
because humans can't marry youkai and I'm a human

>>49791832 (OP)
Some people don't like prostate massages. If you're in that group then that would be a reason.

pros of marrying ran
>fluffy tails
>cute ears
>fertile body
>endless milk supply
>great personality
>cute daughter-in-law
>your wife is your mother

cons of marrying ran
>gap hag is annoying
>???

>>49792053
>>your wife is your mother
Fuck outta here with your repressed mommy issues

>>49792249
what part of it is repressed?

>>49791832 (OP)
Nah, I'm allergic.

>>49792249

>>49792254
If it wasn't repressed you'd ask your mom to marry you, and since you won't do that you look for a subtitute-mother you can fuck. Shit fetish + you're fucked in the head + Ran-shama doesn't approve

>>49792249
where do you think you are

>>49791882
>shedding
Won't be a problem if you help her brush her beautiful fluffy tails.

>>49792274
nuh uh, you keep your degeneracy to yourself
Ran is to be the mother of my children, not myself

>>49792026
She gives good regular massages too!

>>49792611
Now THIS I can get behind. A nice back massage/shoulder massage would be amazing right now.

Schematics of the Yakumo household

which room does she prefer to have sex?

>>49792849
Such a one track brain.

>>49792849
She's a lesbian so she prefers to have sex in Yukari's room and Chen's room and Yuuma's room and Tsukasa's room and Mamizou's room and Reimu's room (with ReiMari) and Junko's room.

>>49792535
>Ran is to be the mother of my children, not myself
why pretend these things are mutually exclusive?

>>49793212
Do you think Ran would think it's too degenerate to engineer a scenario where she gives birth to you just to raise you into her ideal husband

>>49792849
The secret dungeon basement where she trains her pet human (me)

I never want to hear anyone trying to shame mommydomposters again when we have people talking about being ran's dungeon slave or being birthed by her

>>49793442
I don't want to shame you guys but please accept mommy fetishes are wildly funny to those of us who don't share them.

Every single day the Ran threads reach new lows that shouldnt be humanly possible

>>49793463
still a decent amount above the baseline it was at for years

>>49793442
Excuse me, I said "pet," not "slave." BIG difference. The fact that she also makes me pick her cotton is irrelevant.

>>49793247
Shou looks tired here she should get some rest

>>49793463
it actually used to be much worse

>>49793463
come on now Anon, this is nothing. the vore posting havent started yet

>>49793463
Of course it's less than humanly possible. I'm nothing but a little piggie for Ran-sama.

>>49793518
foxes do not cultivate cotton, they cultivate soibeans to sate their thin fried tofu addiction.

>>49792267
Fake fox with only one tail.

>>49793660
Fake fox with unwomanly physique.

>>49793892
One tail just means she's young, you dingus.

>>49793452
this is true for literally every fetish

>>49793625
Tail vore really doesn't sound that bad actually

>>49793978
Senko is 800.

So.
How big is the knot?

>>49795343
About 8 inches but I didn't stop to measure it

>>49795370
That's a really thick knot.

>>49794405
[bad end]

>>49795411
Circumference.

>>49795970
A fat knot.

worst ran thread in years, good job bros

>>49797135
not even close

>>49796536
It's only as wide as a dollar bill. Not even the size of a baseball. If you can't take a knot of that size for Ran you just aren't trying.

I wish Ran would cook for me

>>49797218
If Ran cooks for you, it means you're part of the household. Which means you're going to have to wrangle the other two. Can you do it?

>>49797810
i will try...and fail. buts thats just how it is being a human in a youkai household.

>>49797218
That's be awesome, but it'd be equally as cool to cook FOR Ran. Doing things for the people you love is really nice.

>>49797835
I fear Ran will know how amateurish my cooking is compared to a thousand year old professional. I can make nice home cooked meals but she is in a very different league.

>>49797893
naked apron. quality of food will be a non-factor.

>>49797916
Show us the original.

>>49797945
its a blue board Anon, i cant show that.

>>49797916
>>49797977
Link it on catbox senpai

>>49797981
https://files.catbox.moe/vz6s49.jpg

>>49797218
e = lim_{n∞} (1 + 1/n)^n
natural log?
does ran have naturals? of course she does

>does ran have naturals

What is Ran's favorite sex position?

>>49802242
plain old missionary with handholding

>>49791832 (OP)

>>49802640
Cute and canon yurima and yuran!

what i like the most about Ran is her smile

>>49802952
what about her tail?

>>49803182
whats the point if she isnt smiling?

>>49802672
She's lubing up Ran's ears before she rams her cock all the way in them.

>>49802952
Based
Ran-shama's smile is life