Thread 49918575

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Why are you learning Japanese?
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>>49918575 (OP)
its crazy how in all these years nobody has ever posted source for this pic

>>49918583
wdym those are my girls?

disgusting whores

do any of you browse 5ch? what boards? any general threads?

wotd: 無心

no im banned from 5ch

愛羅武勇

need 145cm tall jap wife

>>49918865
were there any boards you liked browsing? also you can't get banned from just browsing right?

i just failed n5. how do i get good?

>>49918441
crazy how fucking shit chatgpt is at research. instead of talking about the actual lore of 八百屋 it just hallucinates some garbage.

queef, tell him

>>49918924
ask nora pissaragi its going for a brazy n4 for the third time

24
maybe start learning japanese before taking a proficiency test

wotd: 喉奥発射

>>49918924
Score?

>i passed n1 and am thinking about going back and taking n2
these people are real, they exist. what the fuck lol

>>49918997
Imagine if you went back to the N2 and failed after passing N1. Do you think JLPT would take away your certification?

some brazy copes too

>fluent but failed n1
sure

read it again it's n2 not n1 lol. the second guy failed n2 3 times but still thinks he's fluent lmfao

>fluent
>failed thrice n2 not n1
uhh maybe they should study english first desu

they followed matt's method of course they are fluent but can't pass n2

I think it's just that monolingual english natives don't actually have a concept of fluency. They prob think being able to read yotsuba is as fluent as you can get in a second language.

you can be fluent and illiterate

>>49919065
even granting that there is 0 chance that that's the case with these reddit dunning krugers

>>49918941
stop reading nukiges

誰がケツデカイザーやねんっ！（#^ω^）ﾋﾟｷﾋﾟｷ

kys tranny havent reminded you to do so in a minute

>>49919156
seethe seethe >:3

respect our trans djt allies

>>49919244
it would be hot if the genders and age where swapped

wait...

>>49918926
if you ask it to cite sources it gets it right

>>49918575 (OP)
to play korean games in japanese

青物屋
青屋
やおや

>>49918926
the "lore" lol

>>49919381
are you the real unko or the fake one?

what do you think the answer he's going to give is gonna be lol

before you stand two unkos
one always lies and one always tells the truth

uhhh who would the other unko say is the fake

basically the entire thread thinks the tripfaggot is the fake one. he doesnt act like how unko acted before the fake issue was a thing at all. his response will be to call everyone toromi, say it's all a samefag, use "lol" and "lil bro" in every post while actually malding himself etc. theres no point in knowing this stuff regardless

this dekinai is registered, good luck to the rest of you guys

>>49919529
I think you guys should stop caring about this stuff and just focus more on actually enjoying Japanese

>>49919529
the whole point of the tripcode is to make sure people know im the real one
the guy impersonating me has already admitted to being someone else named toromi
he even called himself that the last time he started tripfagging
>>49919544
this

>>49919546
yeah yeah sure thing
>>49919544
well you dont know any japanese at all most likely so dont really care what you think

I was being a dick during intermission at 宝塚歌劇団 today and leaning on the rail after my gf told me not to and she scowled and pointed to the sign in front of me and said "read the sign."
so I sounded out "引っ掛けるないでください" really slowly like a retarded child and the old lady sitting next to me went "Ooohhhhh :O" and started clapping like I just did a magic trick.

lol

bitch shut the fuck up

also learning japanese is a meme once you're actually here. you barely need more than N4 and people will literally applaud.
just get a bilingual jp girlfriend to take care of things that actually need the language.

if your goal is a ego boost you know is based on a lie then sure that logic works just great

I'm the fake Anonymous

you are maya higa

>>49919329
waiting for the crack because i aint a sucker like you

>>49918997
>apply for N1
kek its like its a job application

>>49919654
awww ;_;

>>49919654
unko/queef when they open up djt

can i do the whitenoise of reading and make gains

reading pre 2020 djt threads

>>49919683
did you find any good ones

>>49919551
You should probably learn English first before replying to me

>>49919755
cope

So does immersion work even if you dont understand jackshit

>杤ちた?
huh?
What is this word?

>>49919792
I'd say peek at some grammar for a little boost

>>49919799
flowers kuchiru but i think you can also use it towards metals or tools that are really worn out

>>49919804
>朽ちる
ありがとう, how could I possibly mistake 杤 for 朽？？？
Clearly these are two very distinct kanji, that's MY BAD haha. Thanks!

>>49919819
shoulda used ocr

>>49919654
emoji tranny at the djt meetup

at least frufi knows japanese unlike this waste of space

>>49919924
no...no he does not lol

he's also probably more mentally stable than you

yikes someones a little angry lol

you can stop talking in the third person now

>>49919637
same

might get sloshed tonight not sure yet kinda lazy to walk 100 meters to the konbini

get alcohol from a vending machine

we dont have those here

神よ！
私がほかの人たちのように、奪い取る者、不正な者、姦淫する者でないこと、あるいは、このDJTFAGGOTのようでないことを感謝します

then you dont have konbinis either fagtard

does weening off of lookups happen naturally i feel like im just reading the lookups more than anything since i dropped my core deck super early

>>49919983
we have kiosks and mini marts which is basically the same thing you pedantic fucko
>>49919998
>do i need to look up words less and less as i learn more and more words
idk i think we need some scholarly research into that

here at djt we have mini sharts

not for long slava ukraini

>>49920004
o ok

I recommend smaller and smaller doses until you stop being addicted to the drug

yooo CHATGPT is fire

>>49919792
only if youre a hypergenius, immerse at your level
theres plenty of n6 dekiniggai material

>>49919019
I was hoping to see more of these. There's a coper in the thread who says he can use JP fine on dates, what do they even talk about? N1 isnt even enough to read easy dating sims.

>>49919714
the cure dolly spanking cult thread was the only good one.

>that was pre 2020
what the fuggity

interesting

yep its fake

LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zFLAor-P44

>>49920163
wtf you can steal japanese?

>>49920140
lold

ill never understand the obsession with kpop its sounds like ass

>retarded kids watch anything
woah

>>49920163
it's insane to me that there are 20000 different japanese learning channels on youtube and they all parrot the same exact shit over and over again (while ofc barely being on conversational level) and their videos still manage to get 200k views simply because people are so deep into finding reasons to procrastinate that they'll watch tutorial after tutorial and never start learning. you can watch one of these and then go learn the language, but instead theyre in a constant state of "preparing" to learn the language. collective mental illness.

just took a shit so massive they called me and said i get n1 for free

>>49920220
it's not rly mental illness its the subconscious awareness that they're not interested enough in it to invest even the underestimated amount of time they think it'll take them to get good

>>49920209
real story is they made a movie without niggers and it was a success

>>49920209
hot asians dancing is literally a sex ritual aimed at white men
once you get this you know why

>>49920272
kys retarded cunt wish i could blow your head off with a 44 magnum and watch it explode

it seems some jimmies were rustled

please do keep up the retarded posts until seethecel gets a stomach ulcer or pops a vein

I actually get triggered every time a japanese person goes よいしょ！everytime they do fucking anything that requires any muscle movement whatsoever even if it's just lifting a finger holy fuck

thats bido

i yoishottoed irl recently when i jumped onto my bicycle

these niggas don't even know the meaning of よいしょする

よいしょした'd your mom even though she a fat bitch cause i'm nice like

>>49919998
lookups end the moment you commit a word to memory (aka put it in anki)

these niggas don't even enyakora during reading sessions

it's so over

>>49920338
in what aspect is it over?

mooom seethley is talking to grok about iq agaaaaain

>>49920349
he really do be seethin just to seethe atp

>>49920167
oooooh i was thinking about this post for a while and i think i get your joke now

>>49920355
racism isnt a joke

ok I'll reveal more about 八百屋 lore that retard ass chatgpt doesn't know. 八百屋 used to be called あおや for 青物, but then it became やおや because it was easier to say and also to avoid confusion with shops that would sell marine coloured fabric

nobody cares man idk what to tell ya

>>49920350
perfect

typed 八百屋由来 in google award

>>49920361
wow such deep "lore"

>>49920370
shut the fuck up retard

>>49920335
えんやらっとN1に合格しました

>>49920361
its not >easier< to say its more fun to say it that way -> it caught on -> word changed

>>49920348
oh i thought it was obvious to it from the context that i did the whole analysis in my head without writing a thing but now it's better

>>49920372
bite me faggot

>>49920373
meant to write えんやらやっと lul

>>49920380
homoerotic post

>>49920379
this shits hilarious

>>49920387
esl/homoerotic misinterpretation

>>49920406
you guys are obsessed with this dude lol

>>49920391
idk i just don't like the idea of being lumped together with the mid140wits. winner out

why would a literal genius feel the need for validation from an llm

>>49920416
youre barely above 100 my guy
most hospitals would classify you as brain dead

lesser iqs jelly

think hes trolling to rile unko up

im just chillin tho

its just sex

i mean its really not that big of a deal once you get married

i found it amusing how fake unko was defending unkos honor by proxy yesterday when seethey was going at him was p funny

i find it amusing that you talk about yourself in the third person

>>49920425
gammas? gammas?
"lamda"?

this is the best outfit

>>49920478
you didnt even attempt to solve it lil bro sybau

wonder what kinda djt persona would fake unko have ended up being if he didnt decide to build onto the worst poster in 4chan history

you are a very sad man toromi

lil "b"ro thought the post was genuinely asking for an answer so he "solved" it rofl

I wonder if I should just relapse on drugs

being a fake poop sounds like something you'd do for a week or two then move on

he's not the worst poster in 4chan history we've had worse posters here like the pedo spammer and minicancer

>>49920495
just admit you didnt know the answer lol

my b
forgot you're the local c(alvin)

idgi what does the b mean

that distinction belongs to toromi

in my feelings about tfw no black gf

peak

>>49920510
mocking fake unko for spelling lambda without b and comparing him solving the puzzle to calvin saying he recognizes the 兄 kanji

b and c is a coincidence connection i think

there's the a(ni)
that's big bro for you

>>49920525
wait you were trying to mock me for my spelling? are you retared? lmfao
>Lambda(/ˈlæmdə/ ;[1] uppercase Λ, lowercase λ; Greek: λάμ(β)δα, lám(b)da; Ancient Greek: λά(μ)βδα, lá(m)bda), sometimes rendered lamda,[2] labda[2] or lamma,[2]
you really are retarded toromi holy shit

i for one admire fake unkos consistency though i do think he prolly also posts without the trip

nice, finding a and flipping lil bro together

>>49920535
self report much?

>retared
lil d...

It's pronounced like lamb-the

>>49920538
it's strange how some people can recognize me from posts with like 4 words and others cant at all

i myself am more for lambada

toromi utterly btfod lmfao

>>49920542
djters come from a wide spectrum

>>49920547
crazy how the singer got murdered by gunshot to the fuckin head gues thats hues for u

oh man i didnt expect to laugh so hard this early in the morning

>can recognize me from posts with like 4 words
thats seethley

After all, why shouldn't I relapse on drugs
There's no one to be disappointed in me but myself

>>49920556
lil c...

>>49920540
the common element is the lil

we dont do dr*gs around here

had to open up the thread in incognito mode to see what its all about and fake bunko is crashing out lmfao
don't @ me i can't see your replies

>>49920555
he does have a post detection sniffer on him thats true

>japanese learning thread
>look inside
>blog posting and namefaggotry
grim

if iq points makes detecting posters easy how was jamal so bad at it

>>49920563
you can't learn japanese from a thread on 4chan hope that was helpful

>>49920220
trvke but also this has never been an issue for me, I am unsure of what to do when I dont have information but once a video teaches me a workable path I just go and do the thing, I dont know why normies get one shot by procrastination. you can just go and do things. I think its unironically autism blessing me. this might also be why only /djt/ can make it and no one else can, its autism central

>>49920570
seethleys got 10 points on him

paid for my pc parts with usdt today crypto rly is the future though i remember ordering pizza with btc in like 2017 so its nothing new i guess

>>49920563
i just imagined what stepping into a genki 1 thread would be like and it wasn't pretty

>>49920579
i should build a new pc too

>>49913371
no clue who you are or what you're talking about clearly you care a ton about level humble bragging and mentioning me 5 times when i'm not even posting

>>49920611
ur worse than a guy who doesnt even know tantyou lmfao

of course katite guy is worse than tantyou guy

>>49920615
you mean cuz he scored 1 point more on a test than i did over two years ago after i didn't do anki or any reading for 1-2 years? lol

>>no clue who you are
>presents cia report
embarrassing

おはようおにいちゃん

夏バテしていませんか

きょうもがんばろう

>any reading for 1-2 years?
try ever. you're his bitch

>>49920611
think i mentioned you twice since seethey was popping off and it was the topic of discussion but in any case if youre better than me good for you dont really feel any sort of way about it

>>49920551
i never knew the thirdiebabble in that song was brazilian

qm dont mind them

Anyone here have long term experience with reducing desired retention in anki? Mine's on the default 90% and has been for a while, but I can't help but notice if I drop it down to 85% I can add another 10 words per day (from 30 to 40) and still have less reviews total... Am I going to regret it?
People doing core 2k don't respond please, I'm doing core 20k

bit sloshed after all

>>49920406
lol

muramasa is the hottest anime bitch i ever seen dame

I am a bit of a retention reducer myself

>>49919819
ファリゴンかわよ(*´ｪ`*)

that chick from dandandan looks good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco
>19 years ago
fuck

big shitty life

>>49920702
>I'm doing core 20k
responding to laugh at you

pretty much

>>49920762
Overly autistic, it's my mined deck obviously. There's no way a core 20k deck exists.

>>49920619
you either care or you dont pick one

>>49918583
RCTD-059
niggas cant into reverse image search

so thankful not to be a coomer degenerate like toromi kek

*ahem*

my retard ass reading 本日 as 日本 for the 100th time

>>49920811
ahh to be a beginner

core 20k would unironically benefit me because I'm lazy and mine like 10 words a month

>>49920805
i would never watch that because they are chopped whores though

are beginner japanese classes good

私は hella gay

>>49920818
what's good is what motivates you

we know toromi

>>49920811
二度見するよね(；´Д｀)

>>49919546
>the whole point of the tripcode is to make sure people know im the real one
not working

>>49920815
does that somehow make you not a coomer degenerate?

>>49920736
ファリゴンあんまりかわいくない

イヅツミかわいい

>>49920824
>>49920824
*本日

>tripcode
>people still get tripped up

Etymology
From trip + code - 'trip' is an abbreviation of '1人用（ひとりよう）キャップ' - hitori-you kyappu - which translates to 'cap for one'.
no cap?

the trip in tripcode actually is an abbreviation of the-----oh wait someone beat me to it wow

the trip is leaked
the only way for 昆布 to prove who he is now is a vocaroo

seethecel hasnt been so active these last days
did he finally find a job?

a wife vocaroo from toromi might be a more convenient solution

its crazy how minimamu is still procuring 141cm tall cute jap women for their Java

its crazy how your ass took my entire leg

its crazy how i understood none of what triple eight said

>>49920889
*legs
right? ;3

yes my entire legs
fuckin retard

what even is the purpose of distinguishing the fake from the real? what if i ignore them all because they're all retards

got a job interview (japan) today

>>49920893
you can probably fit unkos wife in there and there'll still be free space left

gonna filter anonymous so that i dont get tricked by fakenonymous

job interview, japan :O

posters come in two varieties: conjugations and helper verbs. the fake and the real. and me? I keep it 100 (100 red marks on my n5)

>>49920899
congrats dude!

>>49920900
why do you care so much about my wife? lol

>>49920903
>>49459845

nora here

i'm almost done with the Kaishi 1.5k deck. is there any good n3 decks around or should i make my own using shin kanzen master n3 series?

>>49920909
>>47166296

ディジョンのマスタードしか

たべたことなかった

ハウス製かったらおいしかった

なにがちがうんだろう

lil dekiniggai talmbout shin kanzen but they aint finn bounzen on any shawty lmao

>>49920910
why would you bother doing n3 if it won't get you a visa?

grok make me some curedolly r34

>>49920910
just ask grok to make one you bro
youre pretty much above the avg djt level at this point (n4.5) so should start consulting higher sources

>youre pretty much above the avg djt level at this point (n4.5)
real

Its so much more convenient mining from anime but mining from vns is more fun

japanese people can't even say バッグ they pronounce it as バック

spoke japanese for an hour and easily entered dat dere drunk flowstate

entered a flowstate in the bathroom earlier

>>49920929
酒は元気の前借りでしかない

>>49920925
imagine mining from games

>>49920932
thats coffee

>>49920900
my ass is not a foot spa you know! >:3

>>49920921
i asked it and it made suggestive pictures of dolly parton

imagine pretending to be the biggest freak loser on planet earth for a year

replaying mario rpg (sfc)
>>49920937
at least for me even a single beer makes me feel like shit when it wears off no matter how much water i drink

would totally drink that water

>>49920933
Sounds like a nightmare. I do want to try a jrpg in pure nip one day but still too noob for it

>>49920947
just do one you've already played years ago

>>49920947
just requires being a master with the sharex hotkeys

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49920933
sounds like gmi behavior to me

>>49920940
imagine being the biggest freak loser LOL
>>49920956
who says im learning japanese?

just requires being a masterbaiter with the shartex fartkeys

>>49920956
never understood why japs brush their teeth in the kitchen

imagine mining

>>49920956
what an ugly little stupid bitch

this threads going too fast even for toromi hours
i sense jamal is afoot

>>49920956
>that fingernail

>>49920962
i brush my teeth in the backyard at family gatherings cuz by the time i do everybodys in bed and i dont wanna make noise

who is that nigga?

>>49920962
if you flush the toilet with the lid up the poop particles will get on your toothbrush

>imagine being the biggest freak loser LOL
cant

she's enjoying herself

>>49920976
same

>>49920975
thats why the bath/shower and toilet are separate rooms

maldin denial

>>49920975
the 洗面台 is not in the same room as the toilet though in most japanese living spaces

また

おじいちゃんを

しばきまわして

しまった

>>49920971
you will be (｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰed by her claws

>>49920983
weird anki dek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTvexNLRwHw
uninstaaaaal osore wo shiranai senshi nooooo yoooouuuniiiii

>>49920983
快楽殺人幼女ツー爆誕！Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟﾉ)ﾉｷｬｰ

nigate

>>49920995
いろいろためしたけど

コインが強力すぎて

コインまで早く進めば勝てちゃうね

started mining again about 275 days ago and got 250 cards now

>>49921006
and what of learning japanese

>>49921009
theres not that much left for me to learn i just have to get tons of repetition to up my 脳内日本語解像度

>>49921002
>コイン
今の今までまったく手をつけてないっピから
何言ってるかわからんちん(＠_＠;)ngmi

>>49921014
I should have sent tons of reputation for you ;3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__S574y3lYo
good immersion video

>>49921022
the mug is recursive
and so is the drinking implement

>>49921023
money hungry thumbnail

>>49921018
おじいちゃんをしばきまわそう

ほかのエンドがむずかしすぎるともいう

>>49921022
this was matt at his prime
after this his japanese got rusty and he jewed out
but here he was extremely knowledgeable yet humble
truly one of a kind
sad to see how djt corrupts good people

brazy how you can just make money by whoring your big titty gf online

>>49921045
toromis bad attitude chased him out
he tries to gatekeep people from a healthy japanese learning environment with his toxic behavior

>>49921045
bro has been semi ironically blowing mutt for 5+ years

at what age did you start learning japanese

>>49921057
22

>>49921057
learned kana at like 13 but gave up due to kanji but i started again right before i turned 17

>>49921057
16 i'm 18 now and i'm around n3 level
kind of depressing tbdesu

unko bait post do not reply

>>49921062
i'm not that guy and it isn't bait
it has been 2 years since i started but i only have done like 7 months of real immersion so that's why i'm still a dekinai

>>49921057
about 15 or 16 and now I'm 31

so many small things with kanji i would change like the extra line between 傷 and 易 or the dot in 博 that isnt in 専

>>49921070
微徴微徴

>>49921068
https://youtu.be/k0rXOPcBNAU

>>49921075
those two arent bad because they are different characters with different elements
the ones i posted are the same elements just slightly different for no real reason

>>49920922
i refuse to believe this. Kaishi 1.5k is said to be the intro deck for djt.

>>49920920
i'm shooting for n2 as a last ditch resort.

>>49921084
why do you want to go to japan so bad anyway

>>49921108
why does it matter to you

>>49921110
its funny

why does any freak loser weirdo want to go to japan? because theyre too stupid to realize that no matter where they move to escape their problems the biggest one (themselves) has to come along for the ride

just think its crazy someone would make moving to japan the main goal to the point where they study for the n4 just to get a shot at getting the slave labor visa meant for poor asian countries

someone who has failed n4 has no hope of ever learning japanese so he's going to be stuck there friendless doing menial manual labor while unable to even talk to anyone lol

Show me you're penis, my dude

i am not penis thougheverbeit

moving countries is just exchanging one problem set for another, even if someone has their problems I believe they can figure it out better than I can over the internet

gonna need moes no goiken

Thought it was a fart but it was a poop

丸出しパンツで媚び媚びダンス

>>49918575 (OP)
so i can talk with my friends i made while they were here on an exchange program

>>49921253
retard

>>49921253
ngmi

日英ボイス付きで115円やて知らんけど( ˘ω˘)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/108710/Alan_Wake/

>>49920785
god i wish that was me

kinda nuts how much hotter they are with clothes on

dno about that

hag hag :3

>こんなくだらないことやってる歳じゃねえ
is this ok for "i'm too old for this shit" or does it sound too forced/chuuni/cringe

got the job (泣)
200 yen 時給 boost tho
>>49921428
good translation imho

>>49921433
thanks anon. i'll admit i actually stole it

>>49921057
32 - 8

i hope i dont use 4chan in my 30s

nothing wrong with using 4chan in your 30s (sparingly)

なんだって？

didn't nuke used to post here?

no

>>49921467
yea he did and would even check the thread on stream

>>49921457
犬です（∪＾ω＾）

>>49921467
yh he was the only jp knower /here/

im 32 years old and proud
bow down to your elders

>>49921524
only if you make a vocaroo and its good

>>49921524
ok boomer

Is It Still Worth Living in Japan as a Foreigner?

>>49921529
worth 15k views in 2 days apparently

wonder who the oldest poster is

>>49921524
j-jamal-samal

https://blog.google/products/translate/language-learning-live-translate/
mods can stop these threads now. they've been rendered obsolete

god I hate this art style

自分のことは自分達でやる

っていう文化な時点で

にほんにあんまり国際的/移民的って感じは向いてない気がかなりする

>>49921606
ask Ghibli ai ;3

>>49921615
生活保護受給者が大きいな話ししてるー

>>49921619
there we go

>>49921629
whoa... you did it! cool :O

fun fact: on august 2nd the internet almost reached 50% adoption rate for ipv6

mobile users i guess

>>49921606
https://ahrimp4.rule34.xxx//images/5133/77f9f1f6fc57713ecd17751821882cbd.mp4?5849041

miss yuuuuuuuuki

literally me

>>49921603
damn you're a day late

you guys don't even know

know what

that he sucks dick

why would you diss 753 like that out of the ao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgZUsrFLr_8
hakujin would sell their soul for this lmao

wtf are these island gooks doing

moe is my most valued possession

who fucked with the timeline again?

>>49921956
>sexualising children is culture abuse should be protected

>>49922028
japan probably has the biggest loli market in the world and has one of the lowest crime rates so i don't see whats bad about 2d loli

>>49922033
its still disgusting how normalized it is in their media
like child abuse is just treated like a harmless fetish or something

what harm is a drawing causing

what happened to matt

>>49922125
low testosterone exposure in the womb

yeah that guy needs to check his privilege

きょうのにほんの花

夏に咲くといえば
ヒマワリ
>向日葵

えいごなんだっけサンフラワーだよね

なつーってかんじ

>>49922223
I guess you needed 2 be a bit faster

>paipan among the most popular tags on tokyomotion
japanese culture is dying

>>49921956
literally nothing will come of this why are you retards even arguing

>>49922028
>>49922041
you're mentally ill. everyone wants you dead and buried

>>49922346
i agree with him and want you dead and buried instead. your family first for maximal suffering on your end.

Why are you learning Japanese?

lady at my interview acted like n1 was extremely impressive and she didnt even ask about my score plus she called it the 日本語検定

jump off a roof

yeah, many japs don't even know about jlpt

and that's bc n1 is literally free for any native. walk in the park

ive had multiple japanese people tell me they arent sure theyd be able to pass n1 lmfao

you guys actually talk with japanese people?

yea

>>49922377
i mean she did because she said the other foreigners they have hired in the past had jlpt but not n1

cant even conceive of the how menial whatever retard job this idiot is going to be doing

i tell the emoji tranny to kys if that counts as talking

>>49922394
still 200 yen over minimum wage with upwards mobility

ｎ１は履歴書に書けるからね

履歴書にｎ１って書いてあったら

そうね

一考はするかな

ほかになにができる？って聞いちゃうかも

>still 200 yen over minimum wage with upwards mobility
my sides

>>49922383
they think of the kentei - that one not every native could pass at the highest level. they got no idea what jlpt is like. it's designed for foreigers. there's language test designed for foreigners in your native tongue that you couldn't pass in your sleep. stop coping

>>49922408
>stop coping
i obviously know every native japanese person could pass n1 easily esl retard stfu

damn hes earning 2 dollars over the min japan wage of 8 dollars an hour

dont forget it has great upward mobility he could be earning 300 yen over minimum wage in as little as a year

>>49922408
>there's language test designed for foreigners
*there's no language test

>>49922422
better than the minimum wage i was earning before

ｎ１って

国語の偏差値でいうといくつくらいなんだろ

興味あります

ほかに専門があればｎ２で採用基準は十分です

iq and income are the same thing for low income
130 iq unko theory sus

>leave one of the richest countries to slave away in japan for pocket change
lmao

he's making grand societal contributions thoughever (lol)

what cope will unko use now that bido blew past his n1 score debunking the myth that only shitters tell him to kys

bido is mentally ill

>>49922446
i like yellow women that much and its not like we are living tight
>>49922460
blew past me in a blistering 3.5 years

>>49922467
telling unko to drown in shit is a sign of a sound and healthy mind

i thought junk food in japan was expensive how does his whale wife afford to scarf enough to maintain her megaton megafolds figure

>>49922489
she eats a lot of rice and supermarket sushi

you gotta eat big to get big cmon

bitch is getting fat off of plain white rice lmfao

>>49922499
furikake

thought she was hella rich

nobody gets fat overeating rice which means she lies to you about all the burgers she hogs when out probably dicks too

listening to casiopeia - mint jams call that shit immersion

>>49922446
money is fake youre gonna be a slave no matter where you live unless you get neetbux
would rather live in a safe country with plenty of leisure stuff to do like japan desu

sasuga raw meat cuck

ripping my sv3rige asslicker posters

>>49922489
food in japan is generally very very cheap
i was surprised because it was higher quality (even the fast food) and cheaper

verbs only deck has grown to 2900 cards

>>49922503
every fat bitch in japan loves sushi and onigiris though
https://youtu.be/AVqWaUV70OM

need only 1 verb in my deck to do your mom

i call women bitches just not to their face am i cool yet

so momma so fat I need multiple verbs in my deck to do your mom

bro just called his beloved wife a fat bitch to fit in with his djt bros

>calls his own wife a fat bitch
a healthy relationship based on mutual unconditional love

he literally sees her as meat just not in the usual literal way

>>49922525
no you need to take the jotaropill and call them bitches bitches

don't you @ me ever again

jotaro cuz im always jackin off

>>49922530
its just slang grow up

its just sex

its just sex

>>49922538
俺が捌く

>grow up
that what they told your wife but she grew sideways more

the sexually challenged malding and ngmi as well

arent you the guy who cant get his wife pregnant

曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8QLag_unU

gonna start a petition to rename the jlpt from 日本語能力試験 to 日本語理解度試験 bc no 表現力 yeah

>>49922568
i mean theres no real point because when you use it irl you are speaking japanese so they can instantly tell your level anyway
its really just a guarantee that you can mostly read most basic texts without too much issue

didn't i just tell you to not @ me

what if it were called the jcbt and it were hard

Can anyone who's played the Remastered Fate Stay/Night VN comment on how much of it is voiced?

I hate that EU commiescores are becoming mainstream, I hate that it outs me as a pleb, and I hate even more that even if I make it to n1 I'll still be pleb

>>49921629
これはどこのＡＩ出力ですか？

>>49922600
still dont know what those mean and dont really care

quiz has a high grade on that and basically it means that hes beyond native in english

bros high on jack shit

no barrels held

>>49922597
how much of it is dialogue* as opposed to inner monologues
Want to use it as listening practice

>>49922648
thats a retarded idea

didnt read but agree

@49922588
no one here uses @ but you

lil bro thinks hes on xitter

I tried to wark you lil dekiniggas you need to ankimaxx

>>49922747
なってやろうじゃねぇか
地獄の王に

>>49922772
vocaroo proving your results

I do like the reasoning of "I could try something else but then I wouldn't be able to watch as many shows that I can't understand"

n5 practice questions gave me a quick reality check but I will persevere

do people still kamehameha or rasengan in the street?

girl suffering from severe 潔癖症 volunteers for チョメチョメ調教 so she can give her bf the good old フェラ and ends up becoming a 肉便器 is the sweetest love story japan has ever told

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrgXwiWgXaI

十字キー

充填
juutin

>>49921305
kino alert

sorry wrong thread

me? im an 忌み子

>>49922888
still havent played 4

every single time im about to fuck in a dream i wake up tnx subconscious

>>49918575 (OP)
this is why

dont have "wet dreams" must be a low iq thing

why are mentally ill women so hot

thats a dude

https://streamable.com/25kc1t

6 years later i still don't understand her

>さえなし
???

>>49923161
used to be the same for me until i had sex but now i get them occasionally >>49923233
冴えないし

the fuck is the voice acting terrible on purpose?

>>49923245
big thanks

retard spent 6 years without the thought of just typing it into jisho occurring to him

i couldn't hear what she was saying tho

>using jisho
ngmi

i sometimes use the jisho radical search but thats about it
small cost to pay for not having a hover/ocr setup on anything

>>49923161
happens almost every time for me but i've had a couple where i go all the way despite being a virgin

this time i was about to start eating her out then woke up then when i fell asleep again as i was about to stick it in she had to go to the bathroom and then went into anaphylactic shock or some shit so i was doing cpr and then woke up lmao

>>49923411
is tokyolens japanese or some malodorous white boi making videos about japan and also who is chyna

why is listening so hard desu

ask the guy above you lmao

>>49923411
why so offended

>>49923445
with reading you can take your time

>>49922468
you'll be living tight in Japan too, jap women are tight AF

>>49923462
i live in japan
big mac meal costs 750 yen here and in my home country its 2500 yen
minimum wage is only about twice what it is here btw

retarded phone poster

no wonder your fat fucking bitch weighs 150 kg she can guzzle down 3 of those bad boys for 20 buck

but enough about money which is a female hobby. How tight are the women

do the insults toward unko's wife make him sad

sure hope so

its crazy how Japan correctly identifies that money management is a female pastime but the west struggles

>>49923514
no they feed directly into his fetish, he posts those fat turds to get reactions outta people

>>49923514
not really
i dont really care what a bunch of unmarried fatherless losers think about me or my situation

i still miss japancirclejerk where can i talk about jvloggers?

djt

that was a neat place it was in my rotation of degenerate retardation id check every few days

snark subreddits are cancer full of cancerous people

>>49923579
this

it was probably banned cause of that 1 guy larping as an old nazi fuck

so glad i dont go on reddit like you guys lol

>>49923588
nazicumfarts?

>>49923601
sounds vaguely familiar so prolly

that oriental pearl chick is my mental reference to people who learned japanese chinese and korean
just fkn obnoxious

her japanese is ass

oriental fridge

she's a respectable girl boss. dunno why you'd shit on her

>she's a respectable girl boss
chuckled

>>49923606
this her?

pearl isn't dumb like that so no

considering how awful her japanese sounds i highly doubt she isnt trash at chink or gook either lets be real here

oriental pearl looks like her breath smells like milk

white women who date asian men are highly loyal and good people and you'd be lucky to date someone like oriental pearl

bitch shut da fak up

for me my whitefu has to be allison in tokyo

tranny alert tranny alert

for me its melody marks

>>49923664
ハナツマミタイガー(｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

melody is a weird lookin bitch

are you thinkin of june lovejoy?

june is a weirder lookin bitch

>>49923704
>>49923712
but her performance is pure sexo

well then you're fucked up cuz melody is like a sculpture

what visa is june lovejoy on anyway

has anyone tried https://www.maidtutor.com/ ?
i want a cute maid to teach me japanese but it's too expensive

if you love jav it is your moral duty to hate picrel for not allowing it to prosper with competition

>he doesnt know about chinese porn
it's shit but theres a whole lot of it

>>49923741
it could be on par with jav

jerked off to a vid where two dudes just demolished melody marks and it grossed me out so bad that i didnt watch porn for 4 months afterward

>>49923744
golden age of jav is over its all idol shit now

theres more chinese gilf amateur porn than japanese for some reason

>>49923746
youre a sick man

not really it was a vanilla threesome scene they just fucked her pretty hard but something about it made me feel unsettled after

all pornography should make a person feel that way if you really think about what's going on

>vanilla
>threesome
>hard
yeah no youve got a few screws loose looking at that stuff

you can solve that by watching rezu

true true when i had a gf it was extremely easy to not watch porn but now i give in a few times per week out of boredom mostly

just get a wife like me

im gonna be in sigma grindset mode for the next few years at least with my work and im sick of serbian women anyways

the second i moved to japan and married my 妻 i was happy

>>49923443
with a girl like this the night would never end wow

thats a man in a wig.

タコピーがこわくてよるしかねむれない

そんなときはわんわんもふもふだ！（∪＾ω＾）

>>49923792
tako pi is so scary i can only sleep at night, what the fuck? your sentence imi ga nai

>>49923782
youve made this exact same comment about my wife and its always けったい

nuhuh i said unkos wife was a pig in drag

you dont even know what my wife looks like lol

i dont want to

real unko has posted like 50 different pics where he said thats his wife looks like so i have a good idea she's fat, ugly and old

me too :3

>>49923918
oh i didnt realize i was talking to you toromi kek

>>49923918
What does that have to do with djt?

>>49923927
i am always relevant to djt discussion

>>49923931
I didn't ask you fake >:3

>>49923927
whatever i want to talk about is relevant to djt and no newfag uppercasing sack of shit can say otherwise

>>49923927
why are you here? you're not one of the crowd

デブスが何の関係あるんやアホやろコイツ（；＾ω＾）

you wouldnt say that irl

tranny is one of double retards personas

2bh i cant imagine being new in 2025 djt

if you arent retarded its useful for showing you that its impossible to learn japanese from a thread on 4chan and hopefully that spurs you on to leave and just consoom instead

>>49924016
アウロリも何の関係あるんやとは言えないとこがミソやで( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ

>>49922600
c2 level is bullshit anyway
>can't write a passable cover letter
>can't hope to pass a job interview
>can't give a convincing presentation
>this is still somehow supposed to represent mastery of the language
and the toeic is also a meme

>"「ユーワクの香りだ」, (laughs) so this boy is 11 years old, so that's why sometimes he says something funny, because he doesn't actually know what 誘惑 means properly, so here it says ユーワク in カタカナ. It means that he heard it somewhere, you know, maybe his parents said it, or somebody else who is older than him, and doesn't properly understand it."
deep language that can take advantage of it's 3 different writing systems to convey deeper meaning through text...

you workの香りだ

i wanna man

>looking down on foreigners who are not from Western countries and general social caste system
>discriminatory treatment of foreign residents when they are looking for housing, applying for home and business loans, credit cards, hiring, etc.
>acting as if Japanese people are not also breaking societal rules and using foreigners as scapegoats for any problems Japan has
>thinking a phony apology suffices in a situation and always caring about saving face instead of being transparent and accepting when they are wrong about something
>not acknowledging the foreign residents who do assimilate as much as possible by adhering to societal norms and acquiring the language
>having a lot predicated on appearance, nationality and grandiose gestures rather than merit, character and potential
>wanting the benefits for foreign involvement economically and in some cases politically but unwilling to deal with the people who pay those taxes and support Japanese businesses
le caste
this poster is Indian

>>49924127
ロックブーケたんに誘惑されまくって覚えた( ˘ω˘)知らんけど

i aint readin aldat

>>49924074
wdym? you can write jack shit if you pass it

my esl friend passed c2 and wrote his doctorate in english afterward

bet he sounds like shit

>>49924208
super duper dekiru fren desu :D

you'd never mistake him for a native but he sounds fine, doesnt have a grating accent

hes probably high iq

I got jealous of them high iqs >:3

>>49924202
it doesn't tell you the person is capable of functioning in society. it only tells you that they are able to say something haflway intelligible.
put them at counter and all your customers will be repulsed because they can only speak a half-broken version of the language

>>49924232
at the counter

> all your customers will be repulsed
the inability to realize that not everyone will react to situations the same way you will is a sign of low iq

>>49924232
one of the like 3 guys who knows

one of the jackshitters

i heard saitama say yattaka in the condensed audio of episode 2. i remembered from watching the show years ago that he was trying to smash a mosquito, so i knew he was asking if he finally got it.

listening works!

jej

agree with 68

I'll poop your shit

any good posts happen in the last 9 hours

>>49924311
hope you're not saying that you slept for 9 hours. that's 2 more than what's allowed.

>cracks neck
SUGOI

Why don't you know Japanese yet?

>>49924025
true true :3

I will now drink your coffee while learning yapanese

good resources for pirating TV? I want to play a jp news channel on a dedicated screen in my room

>>49924582
who says i dont know japanese lol

you dont know japanese

>>49924643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coYw-eVU0Ks

>>49924657
i do actually and ive demonstrated my skill many times

NEW THREAD
>>49924647
>>49924647
>>49924647
>>49924647
>>49924647

>>49924658
appreciated

>>49924643
https://freejptv.com/

>>49924644
everyone. literally everyone says that