Thread 49935543

ZUN maintains that Yorihime, responsible for overseeing militant matters, cannot in any way be involved in game as just the very possibility of anyone beating her is entirely, absolutely inconceivable, with only Reimu being able to nudge her just a bit before facing overwhelming loss.
Toyohime was therefore opted, and although specialized in strategic and logistic support, she alone is enough to singlehandedly overwhelm every Gensokyo character. In fact, you don't even 'win' against her, she 'allows' you to get by, having entertained her enough.

The reasoning for Yorihime is that the Lunarians are vastly more advanced physically, technologically, and spiritually than humans and youkai, and on top of that she can call on the powers of numerous gods, giving her an edge against virtually any possible opponent.
We don't get much explanation for Hecatia, but in all likelihood, the Japanese gods simply aren't top dog amongst deities. Hecatia is notably established as a super big shot in hell, and Hecate has a pretty strong portfolio. It's not a surprise that she would be quite powerful.

Momoyo eats dragons and in her most popular myth scared off the father of Yorihime and Toyohime because their army was unable to defeat her for some reason.

Now this doesn't make any sense why would zun refuse to put in Yorihime because she would be too op when Momoyo, Eirin and Hecatia could be considered more powerful than her?

>>49935543 (OP)
Powerlevels are imaginary and meaningless.

>>49935543 (OP)
A better question is why did she marry her nephew?

>>49935543 (OP)
Hecatia is more powerful than other gods, not Yorihime, otherwise she wouldn't have plotted and would have just fucked up the mooninites. Momoyo isn't more powerful than her either. Normal centipedes aren't stronger than normal humans just because most humans are scared of them.

>>49935543 (OP)
All powerscalers, vs debaters, power level tards are not real fans of the series they claim to like. Anyway, all moonies are weak to human cock.

>>49935543 (OP)
Maybe she's just rude and would go for the kill, ignoring spell card rules. Lunarians are quite consistent in showing how rude they are. Whose going to stop her, the space police?

>>49935583
Noticed you didn't mention Eirin. Hmmm very telling

>>49935630
Any immortal would win not through power but spreading filth everywhere dying over and over until they killed everyone on the moon

>>49935543 (OP)
>Momoyo eats dragons and in her most popular myth scared off the father of Yorihime and Toyohime
The creator God of Gensokyo, overlord of the sages, venerated deity of Heaven and the Moon, was scared of this?!

>>49935543 (OP)
Yorihime is more of a stubborn cunt, that's the problem.

Toyohime has been shown to be more willing to goof around.

>>49935938
Yeah, but thankfully for everyone else, all she wants to do is DIG

>>49935938
Yes, and as punishment, he made every man who steps foot in Gensokyo have the desire to put her in cute dresses and attack her with kisses and hald-holdings (her biggest weakness)

>>49935543 (OP)
im stronger than yorihime

>>49935543 (OP)
Didn't he refute this in one of his own manga where Yorihime was beaten by a pitfall? Part of the intrigue about her character is that she's both more powerful than the main heroines through her connections with other gods while at the same time frail and human in a way even Marisa and Sanae aren't.

oh my fucking god i hate powerscalefags kill yourself you mexican shitstain

>>49937288
Fells like it's less about power scaling and more about complaining why yorihime isn't in a game

Yorihime and lunarians are weak to stupid faeries. had to evacuate the lunar capital because faeries were having a game of tag outside. pathetic

>>49939467
I'm also weak to fairies...

>>49935543 (OP)
Her sister got the game treatment, she is next.

>>49935938
he was gay
>>49936055
I thought she was weak against french kisses?

>>49935543 (OP)
Cirno would win.

>>49935543 (OP)
>ZUN maintains that Yorihime, responsible for overseeing militant matters, cannot in any way be involved in game as just the very possibility of anyone beating her is entirely, absolutely inconceivable
No?

Lunarians were so terrified they even cried to Erin for help after the entire Lunarian armed forces lost to these goofballs.

>>49941197
AIEOU

>>49941197
moonbitches got nothing on john madden

>>49940545
>thought she was weak against french kisses?
French kissing is DIGGING, her strong suit. A peck on the cheek and gentle caresses are the weapon of choice

>>49941197
I do love that 5 scientists, even though they were peak humanity of the time, were able to canologically dismantle the entire moonie army with what appeared to be a base no bigger than a Mcmansion in the most hostile conditions possible.

>>49942011
Weakest astronaut VS the strongest Lunarian. Pick your fighter.

>>49940991
Yeah, but that's not a fair matchup because Cirno is obviously the embodiment of the new Ame no Iwata, as Amaterasu did not want to remain on the moon, especially after Tsukuyomi shat on her chair, and thus fled to the last place they'd look, that being a fairy, the creature they loathe most.
She deliberately chose an ice fairy in opposition to her own nature, and as ice is transparent, it also meant her own power would still shine through, preventing the world from being cast into chaos through the disappearance of the sun, as opposed to say, a darkness fairy.
Naturally, such a fairy would grow to become very strong due to its constant struggle to contain such a powerful goddess, while its temperament would become bright and energetic, unusual for its kind.
Of course, while generally stable, this could become a threat if say, a perverted old man would draw out hidden power from such a fairy, which would expose the noble goddess' power and twist the fairy into becoming summer and sun aligned, which its body couldn't handle as it's inherently contradictory to its nature, but what are the odds of that happening?

So anyway, Yorihime could never win because she could never go up against the highest god of her pantheon, and would be forced to kneel and admit her inferiority and lack of adorability.

Meh, her sister is better.

>>49942323
Agreed. Didn't feel the need to marry her nephew, either.

>>49942345
Why are you posting an old hag cosplaying as Misae-san, you dingus? I'm speaking of a perfectly mature ayy woman who suffer from abandon issues because every Lunarian man is a dingus faggot especially Ninigi or Greek Gods/Alabama brotherhood from the mile high club larpers. And us; Evropean Hvman Male, can provide this shining mind-boggling stellar Asiatic beauty what she need!

>>49942489
I know you're jealous that daddy loved Yasa-chan more, but you know as well as I do that that's entirely because she actually works hard and doesn't brainwash people into watching endless brainrot so she can act as your Great Lunar Firewall.

>>49942574
Preposterous slander! We all know that Miase-san can handle a man like "Good ol' bones" Ariya can handle a marriage contract! That why she's still a bloody 3000 year old virgin dingus! And we all know that Daddy McFagtard would have prefered Kaguya anyways because she's flatter than Earth according to Nina! He got rejected anyways, what a knob! Also, the hard works of this old hag, is to make an mess everywhere like the damn Skaven! She thought that was a good idea to feed a mentally retarded raven with a ducking futanari crow that larp as a nuclear reactor with undiagnosticated ADHD! Because she watched a special episode of the Simpsons! Great fucking job, Mr. Burns! And that is to name only one of her glorious plans! Next time, she would introduce communism to Gensokyo, yes? So yeah, your sugar daddy is an casual faggot! He is a competitive faggot that can even rizz a desperate old hag! Meanwhile me; The Crazed mentally ill Evropean Hvman Male Warrior (gotta precise the class) is going to enjoy the glorious moon peach! And you know what I mean by glorious peach while all Moriya communists only enjoy "glorious" potatoes! Chimichangas if they're on the Suwako's side! I swear, her hat make her look like a Mexican!

>>49942489
>>49942574
>>49942843
These anons shitposting are one of the reasons I enjoy /jp/. Please continue.

>>49935938
>The creator God of Gensokyo
Maribel?

Yasa-chan this, Toyo-chan that, peasant babble.
SILENCE!!!
Behold, the true beauty, chosen by the wise and powerful heavenly lineage. No overstuffed raviolis of fat hanging low in her chest like some other so called goddesses.

I can't keep up, Japan has too many deities... I can't keep track of them all..

>>49945320
>That jar holds a power even greater than that of a god such as I.
KonohanaWEAKuyahime isn't even fit to shine Kaguyahime-sama's lovely boots.

>>49947534
Kaguya was so beautiful that she had multiple suitors including five nobles who wanted to marry her and she was so tired of saying no to all of them she created five impossible tasks, agreeing to marry the noble who can bring her the item specified for him: the stone begging bowl of the Buddha, a jeweled branch from the mythical island of Hōrai, a robe of fire rat skins, a colored jewel from a dragon's neck, and a cowry shell born from a swallow.

On the other hand Konohanasakuya-hime and her sister Iwanaga-hime were just both givin away to marry some guy and instead of taking both he sent Iwanaga-hime away because he didn't like the way she looked.
Oof!

We beautyscaling now?

>>49947534
>>49948936
>She is very cheerful and friendly. In fact, her playful, good-humored personality, otherworldly beauty, and courtesan charm can have a disarming effect
BOOM

>>49949261
Just shitposting about it. You can shill your favorite girl.

The SA EX stage refers to Koishi as "lovely", so there's that.

>>49949286
She also hung out at the lunar capital for a month just petting moon bunnies and stealing moon sake

>>49949286
You can't beat the Yuyu... I kneel...

>>49949261
Most fights between goddesses is beauty-scaling if you really think about it.

>all of these uncultivated dinguses weebs with yellow fever speaking about muh beautiful Japanese goddesses
These "girls" are so plain that they couldn't even make Zeus disguised as a bull get an erection. While Hecate, a woman whose beauty transcends the boundaries of magic, Hell, wars, time, and destruction! Can make any man freeze in awe if they dare to look at the most beautiful and deadly flower of Hell! Trying to match the beauty of even the most plain Greek Goddess is impossible for any of these Asian femboys wearing girly and frilly clothes! Asian women are once again unable to compete with Evropean women!

>>49949721
Where's your golden apple Miss Transcendent Beauty?

>>49949734
What's a golden apple?

>>49949734
You're thinking of Eris, goddess of discord, who tossed a golden apple inscribed "For the Fairest" into a wedding banquet after being excluded from the event.

>>49949721
European women are forbidden to compete! Please stop speaking about European women!

>>49949812
The point was that Hecatia wasn't considered a contender for the fairest.
Don't say that the apple was only meant to be revenge for being spurned and doesn't actually mean anything. I'll cry.

>>49949836
Alright, alright.
I won't say anything :D

>>49949836
Hecate was not at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. Eris just wanted to cause trouble for not being invited to a wedding Three goddesses—Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite—all claimed the apple, leading to a dispute. Eris was deliberately not invited because she was the goddess of discord and was known for bringing trouble.

>>49949845
Eris just won by being a bitter 4channer. Based.

>>49949845
lol, weird shirt girl wasn't invited. that's what she gets for having a weird shirt.

>>49949866
It is not advised to say anything bad to the fashion sense of Hecate. She's know to be incredibly skilled at CBT.

>>49949866
Hecate is a Titaness not an Olympian.

>>49949873
European Titans are NOT allowed in the Japanese goddess thread!!!

>>49949721
Lol, Brimo.

>>49949899
What, too good compared to your run of the mill loonie?

>>49949952
If Lunarians could read, they would be very upset.

>>49949721
>Greek Goddess
>Evropean
Aya tier journalism

>>49949979
Greece isn't part of Europe?

>>49949984
No, I think it's a part of Mars.

>>49949979
I thought she was from hell.

>>49949984
Greeks are mostly West Asians.

>>49949984
Europe is just westerer asian.

>>49949899
Imagine being so ugly you cause your husband to pee and shit himself out of fear.

ZUN is a retard full of bullshit. Nothing new.

>>49935573
She's moon Reimu so much like regular Reimu no one wanted her

>>49949286
If Yuyuko is so great how come she dead huh?!

>>49959152
Too beautiful for this world and that's why she princess of Hakugyokurou

>>49949721
Just masturbated to the thought of raping you, Hecatia. Consider yourself worshipped.

>>49935543 (OP)
tl;Dr
She's a Mary Sue just like her sister which gives way to name them Moon Sue given how retarded powerscaling gets for faggots with nothing better to do.

Total Lunarian victory all your human pee pees are belonging to us

>>49962216
>t. Zeus

>>49970359
ZunGOD