Thread 49954929

Guide: learnjapanese.moe

Why are you learning Japanese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vC6kdNf0DU

Previous thread:>>49946389

first

osoina
konosurewa

>>49954948
kys plapjak

wtf is a plapjak

>>49954951
fuck off guideshill go get a real job

>>49954951
lol

unko is the real plapjak

>>49954948
don't give a fuck. that shit is staying in the OP and you can't stop it

>>49954948
vocaroo

>>49954999
>>49954987
https://voca.ro/14hwQ62mqIRH

bro sounds ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPvZlmUQLJg
RAIK GYARZ!!
yup GMI energy

>>49955008
vocaroo

yeah the vocaroo it sounds ass

>>49955009
亀仙人がみてるやーつじゃん

>>49955014
gonna need a vocaroo from you to prove you know what you are talking about

うんそのヴォカルーこれはケツに聞こえる

im good dog keep trucking maybe one day youll be 153255 light years away from sounding native instead of 153256

>>49955022
why cant you get on vocaroo it takes like a minute and you would throughly own me instead of impotently chewing on my ankles

unko makes a good point let's see how seethe responds

you can stop talking to yourself now

お返事まだカナ (´•ω•`; )

天下一武道会

はじまるよ

名古屋だって

>>49955048
本当に日本人なら助けて(´ε｀ )

004
lmfao

anybody can criticize vocaroos even literal n5ers
its meaningless unless you criticize something specific or make your own which is much better

065 makes a good point

goddamn i hadnt gotten any recs for this channel in a few years and bitch turned into even more of amorphous blob

>>49955100
>アメリカ生まれ
dropped

dont drop her from too high up it could cause an earth quake

in land before time they call it earth shake

must be nice making a living off low effort content like that

couple content on jp youtube is omega levels of cringe but if the bag was big enough i might ignore my pride

if unko did couple content i would instasub

>>49955140
i do but its strictly 個人用

is anon still waiting for someone to buy 今さらですが、幼なじみを好きになってしまいました1? want me to make a request on the cabal discord?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z0AYwaA0QY
what N level is needed to understand screaming metal lyrics?

women really have no shame

ウンチするのが
好きです (｡ﾉω<｡)ﾃﾍｯ

>>49955159
like almost all media beyond n1

that chart is crazy to me is everyone that does n1 just a read only retard or what? the listening part is piss easy but still

>>49955159
dame

MJの動画みた

ディフェンスうまいね

右ボディーうつとき左ガードが開くのは癖なのかな

>>49955174
a lot of low scores and a lot of dedicated study for the jlpt

>>49955171
crazy how I just skipped from 15 to 1, watched some news and now I can understand Japanese

same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9i6Mw21h2g
interesting stuff didnt know about 木原事件 apparently the prime ministers right hand mans wife is suspected of murdering her prior husband in 2006 and they just said it was a suicide even though he was stabbed in the chest lol

I can respond immediately in live broadcasts :)

not possible in English, though :(

this language is impossible

>>49955290
ASCII arts can get a manuscript fee? :O

that says book
i can read this
lets fucking go omg

that says heart ka LFG

ネームバリューってあるよね

イノウェイのネームバリューは

にほんでは凄いんだけど海外ではまだまだだよね

>>49955290
I feel like a retard. I can't read the second kanji in the title for the life of me and it doesn't show up when I draw it in jisho

リングではなにがおこるかわからない
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlldpmNHf6U

>>49955333
成

>>49955333
一

August numbers.
Perhaps by the end of the year I can cut back on Anki which is making my daily routine a fucking hell.

as for me

toromi needs to get a life
hes in here 24/7 lol

who

lurk more lil bro

>>49955516
some guy who pretends to be bunko

>>49955524
looks like me and my wife on sundays lol

80th anniversary of owari da day today

>>49955290
what book is this? not getting any matches on amazon

>>49955541
probably monogatari or some shiz

I want to cuddle with moe

>>49955559
>>49951196

イノウエは国内では獰猛さから

怖がられすぎて

スズメバチと言われることがある

how many hours do you immerse every day?

>>49955206
underrated post

>>49955611
all of them except for my djt time which is sacred

>>49955541
シュレディンガーの猫探し

>>49955648
the search for schrodingers cat?

>>49955671
well done

Indonesia Pakistan Nigeria Brazil Bangladesh Russia Mexico are all countries that have more people than japan but less kino why are japs so superior?

>>49955712
手塚治虫 just happened to be japanese

>>49955691
glad i could help

>>49955739
you brightened up my day with your impressive skills

𪘃𨱭𧦎...

>>49955712
Shinto thematics and inspirations are fun. Folk lore outside of east Asia is plenty fun too, but gets drowned out by Abrahamic shenanigans and/or modern society ignoring their roots.

>>49955712
国民性 and 価値観

>>49955953
HOW DARE YOOOOOOU!!! >:3

so bored of the generic ai style

>>49955290
what went right

>>49956060
nothing

new faggot just dropped

minted on the ackchain

チーズたべた

おいしい

gimme yo dickcheese nigga

u don't know japanese until you know when to read it sirasira, sirajira, sirojiro

wotd
明瞭

>>49956252
if you know japanese making a vocaroo is easy

>>49955100
lmao I remember this cunt their channel seemed like the japanese version of this

>>49956264
https://youtu.be/0kzwsponSUw

u really think you're the shit with this? >>49955004 you're barely formulating coherent sentences. think again

>>49956262
how long have you been married now?

>>49956273
low effort content for n7s pisses me off

>>49956270
i recognize i have a long way to go but since nobody else is posting any mine are the best

queef sounds better than you

>>49956278
bit over a year

>>49956289
>https://voca.ro/11mTtuYzJ0Kp
disagree

so you fully admit you're trash but justify acting like an annoying little brat to yourself due to some logic loophole you pulled out of your ass because it makes you feel like a boss - even though you know you suck. that's sick. oh and btw, you can stop askig me for vocaroos. it'll never happened. simply because someone like you will never get to do or tell me anything

>>49956290
so by your own words you didn't know how to write 結婚 less than 12 months ago but you're still acting up? ok. also, you're flaunting a marriage that's barely out of its first year like it's an achievement. i really mean it when i type this but i don't think i've never met a more pathetic person than you in my life

don't bother replying i got shit to do now

>you will never get to do (…) anything
>posts a whole paragraph of seethe on command every day

NOT a good day for seethy

>don't bother replying i got shit to do now
winner out

how do i make it

>but i don't think i've never met a more pathetic person
esl levels off the charts

yo they got steve from minecraft

おきちゃった

整体する夢見た

エロいかもしれない

>おきちゃった
残念

pc components arrived but case didnt yet sigh

whens your father arriving

ｌ真尾

he borrowed my car cause it has more space in the trunk when you lower the back seats to bring some stuff to our house in the country so he'll come leave it at my place again the day after tomorrow i think

>>49957181
Did somebody just say... case? Watson, get the tea buggerer

find a case for deez

even with the looking glass they are infinitesimal, I'm afraid I can't find any evidence and the case must go unsolved

og...

>>49956315
toromi...

>>49957462
pausing my variety immersion for this

>>49957462
>that zoomer haircut
>that faggot dye job
>that faggot earring
>that cheap faggot necklace
>that im-totally-not-balding cap
holy fucking lol

>>49957462
it won't be funny if you explain the joke. don't watch

the head to shoulder ratio is crazy

>>49957462
lets fucking gooooo

>>49957819
that's considered hot in japan

>>49957826
hot like the load he left in your mouth?

matt is so beautiful its unreal

ピカミミ :0

there are people that are still stupid enough to give the little gremlin money to be his immersion cucks shits crazy

What movies do you recommend?

>>49957819
so much brain packed into that body

>>49957882
watched jackie brown recently since it was the only tarantino flick i hadnt seen and its his best movie and utterly kino and full of soul

>>49957892
definitely not his best but pretty entertaining

>>49957882
pan's labyrinth
edge of tomorrow

edge of tomorrow was great loved that flick probably the only good anime/manga adaptation and thats cause they did the opposite of a literal adaptation a la how japan does it

>>49957915
this + t cruise the real life shonen protagonist

>>49957935
https://youtu.be/hQFzHrridw8?t=199

ur mom loves a good flick

>>49954843
iwundermehn

>>49957945
kek dudes got it absolutely nailed

remembered quizzler saying he could get good at output within a week if he wanted to and chuckled

>>49958008
he was probably right given his reading ability

he was probably right given his prodigious talent

his jlpt score wasnt prodigious

it was considering he didnt study for the test + was tired thinking of ways to end world hunger all night before the test + he didnt immerse for the past week so he wasnt as good as usual

holy based

>>49958030
oh ok that does make a lot of sense i retract my previous statement

>>49956050
it was worth becoming fluent in japanese

anyone in here know any wrpgs/crpgs with good nip translation? I've been wanting to go on like a baldurs gate binge or something similar but i don't want it to get in the way of immersion

>but i don't want it to get in the way of immersion
ngmi idiot attitude in any case cant you just get the jp localized version of it on steam or something

>"You coming tonight?"
>EN: I can't sorry
>JP: maa nee sore wa etoooo chottooo muzukashii to omoi shimasu, iyaa yappari muri desu yo neee muri da yo sumimasen sumimaseeen [commits harakiri]

who are you quoting?

he's quoting matt. the maaa was a dead give away

heh

japanese have words for apology like eskimo for fuyu

>けれども、正門までは手入れの行届いた自動車路が作られていて、破墻挺崩しと云われる切り取り壁が出張った主楼の下には、薊と葡萄の葉文が鉄扉を作っていた。その日は前夜の凍雨の後をうけて、厚い層をなした雲が低く垂れ下り、それに、気圧の変調からでもあろうか、妙に人肌めいた生暖かさで、時折微かに電光が瞬き、口小言のような雷鳴が鈍く懶気に轟いてくる。
What's some good purple prose kino? I feel like I don't see this in Japanese literary classics nearly as much as in English

fascinating observation

queefler too scared to post now

daiokasitougi

Why do almost all of the raw manga sites do this thing where it opens a smaller window to read the chapter and then slowly loads the images in one by one instead of all at once?
At least 50% of the time it just loads the first 4 pages and then hangs at "loading images" forever, to the point these sites become unusable for actually reading any manga

modern anime is so fucking ugly

>>49958356
to save on transfer and make stealing the images harder. on some sites the images are encrypted and need to be decrypted in the browser before displaying

https://litter.catbox.moe/0a9d9y1o70eoqzc5.webm

YOOOOOOO!

kys

more like pansy and cuckolding

very thankful to be a member of the djt on nights like these

does anyone have that image of tkyosam lifting is shirt to show his nipples next to a sigh that tells people to behave? did he delete it?

>>49956359
>>49956367
>>49956380
>>49956604
>>49956627
golly never seen him this mad

tsukkomu me daddy

>>49958570
hello?

tsukkom on me dady

all me

>>49958572
toromi be seethin more than seethley

>>49958602
man these ai images are really quality. i know its popular to hate on ai generation, but damn look at that this recreation

yh i loved the one with 11.5 fingers

>>49958570
>>49958584
whats wrong with you

>>49958618
only luddites hate advancements

>666
could not possibly be more appropriate

bido was right

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhCyqNBM-qQ

bye bye texas bronco... :(

>>49958677
bidos bitchass boutta be blasted

damn thread dead as fuck

its cuz the lolcows are scared to post

what are they scared of though

as for me, preparing to install ubuntu 24 lts

that'll be me pretty soon when i put together my new pc and turn my old one into a server to offload some kubernetes shit onto for larger scale testing

yeah what spooked lil j

Why does your handwriting not look like this?

>>49958922
because i don't write

why is this song so familiar, has it appeared in an anime before or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25YqR5OHXiY

why do you repeatedly make the same 3 posts

Why
>>49958922
does
>>49940262
your
>>49874147
handwriting
>>49866068
not
>>49814104
look
>>49761087
fuck
>>49670186
this?

guaranteed yous

its a fair question

>>49920785
Thanks.

>>49958411
looks like fairy odd parents

>>49959156
fairly*

fatherless*

guys i'm going to bed early today

chat should i go to bed early

おはようおにいちゃん

ターキー９話がカオス

>>49959175
nice

that moment when you realize you actually understood what you just read is godlike
the fun part is you'll have this with listening separately so two godlike moments for one language :D

i never have those moments i just get angry that i don't understand a lot

i get angry reading djt

never had that either cause the process is gradual not like flipping a switch but it felt kinda neat to watch a bunch of medical related youtube vids recently and understand everything though the hardcoded subs kinda dampened it

>>49959330
bido...

thats not me but i do get pissed off sometimes its not that often though

それはたいへんだね

たいふうきてる

for me its revisiting media i consumed years ago and seeing how much easier it is now

i get pissed but i don't channel it into this thread

nobody cares lol

id channel my rage into pedo demons knee caps via the conduit of a baseball bat

channel your rage into more productive matters

spoken like a true midwit

dont tell me what to do cocksucker

does なんてね mean im joking because its an abbreviation for something like Aなんて言うのは嘘だよね?

pre mappa snk had some fuckin epic scenes

snk is so fucking overrated

you will never get to do or tell me anything

snk is rated fairly relative to its contemporary diarrhea

let people enjoy things

the levi chase scene, the wall reveal, the levi vs beast titan scene there are like a dozen scenes that would be the peak of an entire show but it did go to shit once the mystery started getting revealed

snk is worshiped and that's fucking disgusting

yeah thats why nuke chose it for prime kino stream emmersion

the gay chase scene. the gay reveal. the levi vs gay titan scene

not as gay as me

why you mad bro if you dont like epic fight scenes then wtf are you even doing here

snk is in that awesome middle spot where it's interesting enough to watch it when you don't know japanese, but shit enough that you won't feel bad about not understanding it your first time

the berutorudo and raina wall scene is a top 10 anime moment #normie

um gojo vs volcano head is better

that was pretty fun but there was nothing behind it

that's every "good" snk scene

not true the wall scene had some build up and emotional stakes to it

>>49959405
nope just a way to nominalize the preceding statement in way that shows dismissiveness or incredulity similar to how we say "....as if!"

>>49959462
stop yapping you fucking faggot

i still have a porn crush on おｇさん

>>49959463
sorry i know more japanese than you lil toromi bro

more like low g

high g(ayness)

i more into g loaded activities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW8upDgE1MU
crazy how good AI is getting man
normalfags stand no chance distinguishing it

wheres my fuckin porn

>>49959521
lol but yeah the video models are getting better at a brazy pace though theres no guarantee that the progress will continue linearly increasing at this rate.

actually that comment was written by indians using grok

indians also wrote grok

the circle of life

just learned about navel stones

i clean my heso every day not worried

dab

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burusera?oldid=474172563
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burusera
crazy how fast wikipedia has fallen off

kys freak

ayo the great lock in of 2025 just started bros. whos with me on this one?!1? WAGMI

>>49959658
wow he could beat bido's little ass

i could end his life with a single punch

save it for unko

true true mutts a piece of shit but i dont hate him

>>49959674
quit wishing violence on me toromi

ＭＪ

さあ

いのちをちらそうぢやあないか

とうようのしまぐにで

after seeing the anime's poster time and time again for the past 15 years or so I finally started watching 夏目友人帳 and it's fairly good immersion. interesting enough to pay attention but also not dramatic when I miss something.

No matter how hard I try I just can’t seem to grasp the casual talk that’s present in every anime or show/movie I watch. I can see and understand all of the specific words that are in kanji subtitles but all of the random shit in between seems to elude me. How did you get better at that? Just grinding more immersion?

>>49959725
what do you mean by random shit? sounds like you're talking about words that serve grammatical functions like として、ついて、というか、って etc., just learn grammar bro

>>49959725
literally just read and listen more thats all you can do

>>49959725
gotta look it up

>>49959725
just give up

>>49959725
take the dolly pill

>>49959725
>random
elaborate

fart poop and fucking PISS

motd: 外人4コマ
Japan loves random gaijins you know? xD

stfu

>>49959725
idk

its incapable of stfuing

>>49959852
code for he doesn't look up the phrases that aren't written in kanji

>>49959879
speak the fuck up?

heh

me 24/7

wheres the bbc in ur mouth

where is it in spacetime

imagine the amount of bbc flavors seethecel could memorize with 0 effort

would you like to try my bbc's most impressive flavor? ;3

man i just wanna be that nigga that appears in every single jav as the black bull

jamal...

i am not allowed to use俺 as a 外国人 i must use 私

jamal or mobido
who has the biggest chinchin?

moe

>>49960101
you can also use boku >:3

I love my husband moe

so you should learn English of Japanese style before learning Japanese desu? :3

cute dog

>>49960210
i-i dont get it jk i actually do stfu toromi

>>49959430
>snk is shit

just say you dont like anime

had a red line after an injury like this but more straight in my 20s and never went to see a doc for it and still alive 10 years later

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1n7xs0z/got_a_bitescratchcut_idk_what_happened_and_my_now/

>>49960265
im happy for you....or sorry that happened

umu-musume
>>49960265
Redline mentioned, the racing fandom is dying like if you are a true racist

エルフ耳になりたい

ゴングまであと１０日

>>49960299
kek i thought the same thing

>>49960265
stop opening the frontpage of reddit and copy pasting links from there you faggot

活を入れる

I have a stupid ass question. 主人 can be used to refer to one's husband when talking about him to others (though it's relatively outdated), and ご主人 can be used when talking about someone else's husband. But when a woman would talk to her husband, would she ever refer to him as ご主人様、or is that something that's only done in maid cafes but was never really done irl? Again, I know this is outdated and most people avoid using it, but I'm still curious how it'd be used.

>>49960398
if she is a good wife she will use ご主人 when speaking about you to others

>>49960210
ここにスーパーチャンプがいる

>>49960398
historically yes wives would address their husbands by that but i imagine it was only used in aristocracy given how deferential it is

>>49960502
>posting the false flag star of david edit
get a life lil bro

>>49960380
its 喝を入れる

>>49960641
im not so sure yours seems wrong

skipping 50 posts

what the earnest learner aren't you? :O

the other anon is right

>>49960672
if you were a buddhist, right :3

>>49960650
im 100% sure

https://jisho.org/word/%E6%B4%BB%E3%82%92%E5%85%A5%E3%82%8C%E3%82%8B
guys dont get trolled please

>>49960696
would bet a majority of natives would write it is 喝 in that screenshot

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/vtuber-agency-launches-rental-granny-business-to-help-young-people-3245418/
>The service costs 3,000, around $20 USD, and you’ll get 60 minutes to sit down and talk to a virtual grandma via Zoom or Google Meet.

have you practiced talking in japanese with a rental granny vtuber today?
if no why not?

あたしのでばんかな

>喝

今はあんまりみないかな

ちょっと古い感じがする

>>49960706
i talked to some real japanese grandmas today

>>49960708
thank you imouto
its good to have an imouto

>>49960708
さすいも！ ٩(๑òωó๑)۶

いもうとさんに普通の感覚がわかるかどうか不安なんだけど

>>49960708
prolly because its de facto the wrong kanji to use

>>49960733
喝ッ！ >:O

a nigger?

>>49960380
it's ケツに入れる

>>49960430
the first level is わりい

>>49960759
>>49960764
not funny late to the party jokes

>>49960502
are there lots of blacks in japan?
i hear that american negros really like anime

開幕からお下品ザマスよあーた(＠_＠;)

>>49960807
昨日bsで少し見てたわ

get aids and die from a cold

>>49960859
トム様だから観てみたけど合わなかった(´・ω:;.:...
あと英語わからん

couldn't sleep at all. that's what i get for going to bed early. never go to bed early

same i wake up at 6 am if i go to bed early

>>49960895
やっぱションインポしか勝たんよね
俺は吹き替えで見てたけどなんかつまらなくてチャンネル変えたわ
bsはcmうざいし

>>49960923
replace pronhub with 2d and this is a balanced and happy life

>>49960923
nice pic but none of those things apply to me and i did gardening for 7 hours straight yesterday

wotd
寝そびれる

if anyone is still praying on my downfall pls stop bro it worked. im cooked

>>49960789
>i hear that american negros really like anime
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1mx1rv_460svav1.mp4

>>49960948
what happened

>>49960916
わかる
トム様といえばチンポッシャブルだよね( ･ิω･ิ)

>>49960964
i got a job and live sucks now

>>49961017
same

motd: 33-4

tfw I stopped the thread activity
な阪関無！ Ω＼ζ°)ﾁｰﾝ

uh yeah i now lose 40+ hours of my life per week with practically no reimbursement

the reimbursement is commensurate with what your time is worth

働きすぎも働かなさすぎもよくない

>>49961017
sounds more like the job sucks. what's the job?

>>49961112
just git gud like bido, then youll make millions from home

>>49961112
it's life esl

>>49961255
customer support

support deez

though customer support got replaced by llms and jeets

>>49960108
only bido probably has a double chin. jamal is scrawny

stfu slav hater bido is chiseled af

>>49961274
yeah, that'll do it

as she was passing by me a hag touched her hair with BOTH hands
made me kind of sad for the guy who only gets one handed touches

oh yeah? when hags pass by me they touch their hair with both hands AND dick, beat that

extradimensional horror

woman today asked if i have any brothers when i told her im married to an older woman

who tf asked doe

she knew you wouldnt pass on your faulty genetics but was worried you might have siblings who would

jane doe?

>>49961438
why would someone worry about that

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1030300/Hollow_Knight_Silksong/
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49961523
pausing my immersion this weekend for this

>>49961523
here we gooooo! :D

>>49961523
ill play the 一作目 eventually but it seems a bit combat heavy for my tastes

>>49961562
all the dlc stuff is quite heavy the main game is relatively chill

>>49961523
gay shit sucks

dont play english stuff in jap because im not gay

>>49961650
i mean more there is a big focus on combat
almost every place i skip to in a longplay is some sort of combat encounter

i played a bit of yooka laylee in japanese but the translation was trash so i switched
undertale in japanese was kino

>>49961523
>>49961672
ill play it in english but with japanese voice overs

>>49961678
i remember mostly focusing on exploration and the combat was en route and secondary

tranny gaming

get kinda man whenever i see trash taste in my recs even though ive literally never watched a single second of it

hit the three dots -> dont recommend me this channel again

he kinda man

i use youtube-dl to download their most recent videos+transcripts and search for mentions of good anime.

>>49961811
it doesnt do anything but i got an extension that blocks channels
>>49961817
heh

>>49961821
works for me

with anime its like with women

if they're over 30 years old they're good

>>49962162
激おこプンプン丸ですやん(ﾟＡﾟ;)ｺﾞｸﾘ

>>49954929 (OP)
I'm learning Japanese, so I can read 5ch (can't go to 2ch) without using a translate browser extension.

>>49962410
pretty retarded reason but you do you

>>49962401
pure sex

>>49962499
wish i could bash your head in with a hammer

>>49962508
time spent wishing is time wasted

wish i could zsh your head in with a hammer

only hacker chads will get that reference

been using warp.dev and its so much nicer. their ai stuff isnt as good as cc unfortunately though but just the terminal stuff is great

wish i was an epic coder like bido

queef...

im mediocre imo

humblebragging piece of ciaran shit

idk how many times i have to say it im not doing that whats the fucking point of it? when i appraise my ability at something here its what i honestly think

you're in the top quarter of ability in every coding team you've ever been a part of. don't bullshit

ive only worked for 2 companies before doing my own thing and the teams were full of retards so that isnt saying much

and there it is.

well thanks for being determined to have a higher opinion of me than i do of myself i guess

>you're in the top quarter of ability in every coding team
grok is that true

what else would it be. do you srsly think 130 iq is the average for coders

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