Thread 49983401

In accordance, all that harbor life shall die.
To bring with them their consummation, here to this place.
For all the deeds they’ve done in their life cumulate into the numerous sins they carry.
That, I shall judge.
For it would be a deed most unforgivable were those sins to remain unjudged.
Therefore, I shall judge henceforth.

The Ministry of Right and Wrong? More like Ministry of Pricks and Molls

>>49983442
https://www.yarn.co/yarn-clip/4dd37f04-970f-4a2c-a115-95f5d923f0da

Tavole antiche, divini voleri han
Diviso nel tempo già il bene dal male
L'uomo da solo lontano da Dio
Non può costruirsi la propria morale
Fuggi la tua volontà!

>>49983401 (OP)
Would she mind giving me footjob with her beautiful legs while reciting my sins?

I would NEVER EVER sexualize a judge of hell but some of the art just pushes all the wrong buttons for me...

>>49983478
I think my taste is a bit different from yours, I think it looks really badass

Has she ever EVEN ONCE taken responsibility for being so sexy?

>>49983401 (OP)
God, she's so beautiful. God, she's so hot. I wonder if she knows?

>>49983501
Haha the problem is I find badass women attractive.

>>49983401 (OP)
Soul janny!

>>49983401 (OP)
See you at the heat death of the universe. I will transcend my humanity and become as eternal as the universe itself, and only die when it dies.

>>49983516
The thumbnail makes it look like she's taking off dirty yellow stinky panties I'd love to huff

>>49987515
Eiki's legs can't POSSIBLY be that erotic...

Do you think Eiki would get mad at me for peeking up her skirt while she's busy lecturing someone else?
On one hand, doing so is a lascivious act which encroaches on her personal privacy.
On the other, as a man it is within my nature to be attracted to the female form, and Eiki always preaches that one should be true to their natural role. Men exist to procreate.
On the other other hand, fetishisizing female undergarments is counter productive if my sole purpose is to pass my genes with the assistance of a willing and able-bodied woman.
On the other other other hand, UOOHHH GIRL JUDGE PANTIES EROTIC I WANT TO SMELL THEM

>>49987971
>Do you think Eiki would get mad at me for peeking up her skirt while she's busy lecturing someone else?
Yes 100%. Everything else you just mentioned after is irrelevant.

>>49988028
ok but hear me out, if you think about it skirts were designed to be peeked up, so really it's my obligation to make sure they fulfill their intended purpose.

>>49988038
No they weren't. And you are hurting Eiki-sama with those ideals.

>>49987515
They're black...

>>49988129
I'm sorry Eiki, I'll make sure to discreetly take peeks at your wonderful panties so I don't burden you with knowledge of my sinful ways...

>>49987971
>one should be true to their natural role. Men exist to procreate.
anon, you can't procreate with a jizo statue. it's an sculpture made of stone.

>>49988141
>>49988164
Eiki would not wear sinful black underwear

Celestials and Lunarians spite at your judgment by evading mortality

>>49987971
>>49988038
>>49988164
>>49988597
>>49990256
Why does such a strict judge wear such a short skirt? Is she secretly hoping for something to happen, maybe a disgruntled soul or coworker putting her in her place?

Eiki-sama's legs are undefeatable...

*Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppp*

>>49991999
Eiki might send me to hell but I can almost see heaven bros...

Reminder that only Shiki loves you.

>>49992597
She doesn't seem that loving, to be completely honest. I am not by any means saying she's malicious, just not loving.

>>49988824
chibi

Sometimes in Buddhist mythology, the merciful Boddhisattva Jizo who would save people from hell and the Judge of Hell Enmaten were considered two sides of a single entity. That's probably why Shiki Eiki is said to have been a Jizo statue before becoming the Judge of Paradise.

Who put you in charge, bitch? And why should I care about whoever did? Why should I care what you judge me for? Why should anyone?

>>49995070
If Eiki didn't want to be bred maybe she should try not being so breedable.

>>49995072
>Who put you in charge, bitch?
The Ministry of Right and Wrong
>And why should I care about whoever did?
Because they decide how awful your afterlife is, unless you go out of your way to get murdered by Yuyuko or Rin or something in which case go nuts.

>>49995256
>she should try not being so breedable.
How dare you suggest Eiki to stop.

>>49996141
Look, I love breedable yama as much as the next guy, all I'm saying is that she has this impossible double standard. She lectures anon for being sexualy attracted to her while flashing her white pure panties. She can't have her cake and eat it too, because if the yama insists on having that much cake I'll be the one to eat it.

>>49996258
its no fun if you just admit your desires outright, you need to vehemently deny your lust for the Yama as her teasing escalates in an attempt to force a confession out of you. only once you're exhausted, crying and empty of semen will she accept your answer.

>>49996273
>her teasing escalates in an attempt to force a confession out of you.
Trying to charge guilty the most souls as possible ? This looks similar to the Japanese police technique of holding at custody some random outcast so that they crack under the pressure and confess to crimes they did not do, just to get their convenient culprit. That doesn't sound fair now does it ?

>>49996311
only Eiki can just look at the rod of remorse and see your sin of lying counter increase in real time as she speeds up her teasing.

>>49996273
I respect you dedication to the long game, but if the yama is going to play these games with me I'm going to fight back.
Feigned ignorance towards her advances, "accidental" brushes up against her as we're passing one another, talking to other women while she's around. She'll become so frustrated that she'll either give herself to me or sexually assault outright, either option is a victory in my book.

God I love prude women that are unreasonably sexy, especially when they're unaware of how sexy they are.

>>49983401 (OP)
I want to bury my face in the yama's pantyhosed crotch.

>>50008264
Before
>>50006329
After

By the way it's kinda funny that in most fanarts, Komachi is depicted as being tall, while Eiki is depicted as being basically a loli, even though in cannon they are about the same height.

>>50008480
It's funny but I get the temptation. Short bossy character and tall laid back lackey that's subject to the former's abuse are a very common duo archetype for a reason. Tall and short are just good visual short hands to give contrast to two characters, and it's easier to accept a short character being mean to a tall character than vice versa. A tall Eiki lecturing and punishing a short Komachi would feel like bullying and would make Eiki come across as less likable. If you have Eiki short and Komachi as tall it shifts the power dynamic in such a way where it feels less abusive even if the actual outcome is the same. It's like how you can have a female character hit a male character but you can't really have a male character hit a female character without it feeling at least a little weird.

>>50008569
It's so rare to see Komachi's & Shikieiki's toes like that...

>>50015561
Komachi's spirits...

>>50015561
sweaty sarashi

>>50015561
Two lesbians.

>>49983401 (OP)
Sadly I don't think I'll be able to clear my karmic debt in this lifetime, but I can at least give a slightly better life to my next reincarnation.

>>50018258
I want to work in the yama's office and have to endure sexual harassment 24-7.

You can't conceive of what it would be like to see every man judge himself and then take it out on every other man all over the face of the earth

>>50033448
I wanted Shiki Eiki, not Francesca von Karma.

>>50047692
Sinful ass, It's my duty to punish it.

>>50048706
Why do you have to be so mean to the poor judge?

>>50048923
I'm the victim here, I'm a victim of this temptress's sex appeal!

Despite all the horny posting for the judge, I would sincerely seek her out for advice and guidance were I actually a Gensokyo resident. Her wisdom is her most admirable quality, even if I would have to fight my lust for her sexy judge thighs to focus on her lectures.

>>50051754
God I wish I could get my hands on this mmd model.

Pretty Yama.

>>49994707
Tough love is the hardest form of love therefore the most genuine.

In one corner you have the judge who genuinely wants you to stop fucking up so you don't end up in hell.

And in the other you have the sinsacks of the jay:

ASS
LEGS
THIGHS
PANTYHOSE
PANTSU
PREGGERS
SEXO
GREEN_PUBIC_HAIR
THIGH HIGHS
THIGH JOBS
GARTER STRAP JOBS
BACK OF KNEE JOBS
PANTYHOSED FOOTJOBS
GLOVED HANDJOBS
HAIR JOBS

!

>>50054795
Look, Eiki, I know our way of showing our love for you is crass, but we can't help it. We're men driven by our most base of desires, when we talk about wanting you to sit on our faces or wanting to have sex with your panties while you're bound by rope and forced to watch, we only do so because it's the only way we know to express our overwhelming love and respect for the judge! Please teach us how to express our love for you, Ms. Judge!

>>50054817
Just hold her hands, anon.

>>50054795
No FEMDOM?
No SITTING_ON_FACE?

>>50054795
Proud sinsack!!!

>>50057310
o-ok...
I can't find a picture of holding Shiki-sama's hand so I'll just eat cake with her instead.

>>50054795
>>49995070

>>50054795
stop focusing on your needs, and pay more attention to hers!

>>50058334
Eiki's face when I pry open her legs and give her judge cunny a thorough cleaning with my "Tongue of Wolf".

>>50054795
>GREEN_PUBIC_HAIR
simply divine

Eiki relationship simulator

>>50059385
Yeah that sounds about right.
sorry Eiki...

>>50059385
>Eiki wears black and white then yells at the reader for 60 pages while she gets fucked to pieces
Fixed.

>>50054795
lactating

Sex with your panties while you're bound by rope?!?

>>50059999
checked

If the yama knows all this she must be a serious hentai.

Eiki just wanted to help you live a better, more fulfilling life. One free of regrets and sin.
And how do you repay her? By making her uncomfortable, shaming her for her attire and body? By showing her no respect, treating her like a common harlot? She cares deeply about you and all you do is attack her character or embarrass her. She's going to be crying for weeks over your treatment of her, she's just a girl and you've been nothing but cruel to her.
You should be ashamed, /jp/. Please apologize to the judge.

>>50060048
SHE should apologize.
Never ending enticement. Finger pointing.
Bitching. She is like a teacher that starts to undress while asking why you scored so badly on the last test.

>>50060048
I-I wasn't trying to shame her...I wasn't trying to attack her character...

Do NOT Ero the judge!

>>50060048
I'm sorry Eiki, I'm hopeless. I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable or shame her. There is nothing wrong with her attire or body. She is anything but a "common harlot", but unfortunately that's where the problem starts for me. I just like women who are strict and commanding and have authority in ways that are unwholesome. It has nothing to do with Eiki and everything to do with me. I need the red faced Enmaten shouting at me and the bald monk Jizo. I'm so sorry for being like this.

Eiki isn't my absolute favorite but I think I'd be happy with her. She seems like the kind of girl that'd tug your ear off but she's genuinely compassionate and loyal.
It'd be awkward getting judged by your wife after your death, though.

>>50059592
> fucked to pieces
>to pieces
Anon what kind of legendary bullkusoChimpo technique must you do to hack someone with a dick.

>>50064462
Make me

>>50075045
a Komachi has been dispatched to your location.

>>50075149
Komachi has now arrived at your location.
Resistance is futile.

>>50067500
The Lance of Erectus is a legendary weapon capable of many feats.

>>50077156
Like?

>>50075149
>>50075337
Breasts too small, you ain't stopping me.

>>50075149
>>50075337
This enforcer needs a bra ASAP

Sorry Shiki-sama, wholesome posting results in a dead thread. For the good of your discussion and relevance, I must lewd you... gomenasai...

>>50075149
>>50075337
Imagine drugging up Komachi then chopping off her boobs, cooking them and eating them like dumplings.

>>50082952
FDA approved

I can't believe Komachi hijacked her boss's thread.

>>50060048
Eiki fingers herself after the lecture and screams "NO STOP! WE CAN'T!! IT'S FORBIDDEN!!!"

>>49988341
>Eiki would not wear sinful black underwear
Nuns an monks wear black, if anything that's a sign of purity virtue and piety.

>>50096424
Imagine you wanted to go to the afterlife but the Yama said zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>49983401 (OP)
Shikieiki a cute :^)

Shiki eiki seems incredibly huggable.

This thread?
GUILTY

>>50096714
>spoiler
I mean I could just make breakfast in the meanwhile for the two of us till she gets out of bed. Maybe the sound and smell of sizzling bacon would awaken her faster.

KARMA JANNY!

DANZAI

>>49983401 (OP)
kek

>>49983401 (OP)
roru

>>49983401 (OP)
roru

>>50113002
rape

>>50102988
Doesn't she just?

>>50102874
WTF is Eiki doing in my window at midnight?

>>50134451
Sin never sleeps.

>>49983401 (OP)
I'm sorry Yama...

>>50139423
whatafuckman

A shame this thread activity dried up with the horny posting. I wish Eiki had a mythology/lore autist as dedicated to her as Okina's autist.

>>50159987
Eiki is not the best candidate for lorefaggotry as even down to her first appearance, she mixes mythology with an overall statement on the execution of justice. People may be quick to pinpoint to her bribery card in UM as the breaking point when that becomes clear, but i'd argue it's been there ever since the clear breakdown Komachi gives in her PoFV ending. It is bilinear & arguably unfair.
Not to say her wisdom & lectures are completely worthless, but ever since the start, it's always felt as though there was an authority, nameless or not, that loomed over the morality that she represents, which one could argue is a statement about real life.
I'm sure there are bigger Eiki/Ministry of Right and Wrong lore sages that can bring more nuance if not contradict my statement, but that's how i've always interpreted the character.

>>50165782
Bro I just want one objectively moral character in Touhou, it feels like everyone wants to deconstruct the judge...

>>50165834
It doesn't help that people also associate Shiki Eiki with size envy compared to Komachi. That alone plays into the "black & white" gimmick Eiki has because while she's the one who's supposed to be righteous, here comes the comedic "why can't my boobs be as big as your's?!!!" schtick that brings Eiki right at the same level of morality as the other 2hu girls.

>>50165834
I'm not deconstructing Eiki herself, if anything i'd be inclined to agree with you. Rather, i'm arguing that the idea that morality & judgment is the supreme rule that awaits us is, sadly, a blurry mess of it being the case and it being contradicted constantly, whether it be through the aforementioned idea of currency overruling morality, or fugitives seemingly being able to lead a reasonably peaceful life (See: WaHH Seiga).