LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.

Why the fuck did I pick 19D

>you have to pick the heckin MOS that makes the most sense for your personal career
>nooo you cant just pick 19M because you want to blow up hajis, you have to use heckin facts & logic!!!!1!

>>63822842
I mean...if you're planning on making the army a career, most MOS's are as good as any other.

can we please have a fucking war before i get too old to enlist please god give me war

>>63822946
War is the devil's domain.

The first military to issue unrestricted AI chatbots for morale improvement is gonna dominate the planet, mark my words.
>only requires Internet connection
>internalized so only clearance concerns are in securing the line
>can be hooked up to a nuclear reactor in the middle of nowhere eliminating 90% of upkeep
>incel magnet (high asvab + introvert personality = low maintenance drones)
>>63822946
Are you gonna enlist anyways or are you being edgy?

>>63822853
Only 35 series and of course 18x - Live the dream!

>>63822834
19D is actually retarded, why did you pick that MOS. Mechanized warfare is a meme and all 19Ds did in the GWOT was just be shitter 11Bs. Should have just enlisted as a 19K or 19C if you wanted Armor (you should want armor) or an 11B.

Who's ready to die in Iran?

>>63822946
Join a large police department, you'll have greater luck

>>63823491
>35 series
35 SERIES MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE AIR FORCE?????
seriously though why wouldn't you just go air force if you score that high?

Was just told about the BDCP
What a fucking good deal what the fuck why commission other ways? Getting E-4 pay in college with a full ride and tricare and your college counts as Time in Service years for retirement??? Thank you based Navy

>>63823542
Air Force are load of assholes. I approached them right before the holocoof; went to meps and they did not pass me because of a minor medical condition. Navy, Army, and Coast Guard said come on over! Fuck those assholes. The funny thing is that I can just IST lol.

How hard is an enlistment to OTS route in the Air National Guard?
Also, is it possible to work NG as a full time job ?

how retarded is it to enlist if im just tired of having to move between cities and job swap my up the corporate ladder just to keep up with rent?
due to moving to another state and being retarded and taking a job that has me on call half the year, my job is basically my entire life
the money is decent but i literally just go home alone everday, it isn't very fulfilling and i still probably cant get a house until im 35 the way things are going
im thinking about enlisting just to be able to tap out and not deal with it anymore

>>63824552
You're going to hate your life no matter what you're doing. Happiness come from within.

How do I enlist in the Iranian military?

marnin

>>63824825
>huff paint
>fail an IQ test
>scowl menacingly
>shit your pants
>do nothing
They'll eventually see your potential.

>>63824825
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=How+do+I+enlist+in+the+Iranian+military%3F

>>63824867
How do I enlist in the US military?

>>63824882
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>>63824892
Is there a pastebin for enlisting the Iranian military?

>>63824909
Why would there be? Nobody has come here asking that question nor does anybody here even qualify, including yourself. Asking that question in English proves my point. Slow day in East Peoria, IL?

>>63824917
I just came here asking that question. It seems strange to only focus on enlisting in one nation's military when this website is for people around the world.

>>63824927
I've seen Australians, Brits, Canucks, and a few others come in on occasion, but by and large it's Americans coming here, so there are far more resources available for the US military over others because of that. If you want to provide resources to join a military that you do not qualify for nor will ever be joining, feel free (pun intended)

>>63824931
What's the pun?

>>63824933

>>63824952
I don't get it.

>>63824927
>It seems strange to only focus on enlisting in one nation's military when this website is for people around the world.
Pajeet mentality. This general isn't ran by 4chan™ moderators, don't like it? Compile the resources yourself and start a general

>>63824967
Why not call it "Join the US Military General"?

>>63824971
Be the change you want to see

>>63824979
I'm just asking questions.

>>63824986
Are you allergic to initiative?

>>63824988
I'm allergic to dogs.

>>63824988
He wouldnt be here every day if he wasnt lol

>>63824994
It's always who we think it is. The guy has become a local equivalent of "I wonder who is behind this post"

>>63825007
Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

>>63825007
>>63825009
(It's not me btw)

>>63825007
He trimmed his chest once and put on a cross necklace to prove he wasn't him. His chest was still red from the trimmer raking it lol

Y'all ready to die for Israel and its right to kill babies?

>>63825069
Believe what you want. Better opsec for me.

>>63825078
>get accused of being the resident troll
>suddenly, muh Israel whining starts
Every fuckin time

>>63825089
I didn't post anything about Israel.

Is now a good time to enlist as infantry if I want to see some combat?

>>63825101
Yes, absolutely.

>>63825101
lmao

>>63825101
being infantry normally sucks. it sucks a million times more patrolling in the mountains of iran

>>63825127
Why would he do that? Iran just got fuuuuucked up and the best response it had was a wet fart.

>>63825142
No they raised red and purple flags!

>>63825142
idk man maybe this time I'll finally be right about Iran even though I've been wrong for decades about the US invading Iran. Don't take away my copium.

>>63825142
Israel is too far to attack so they're either going to retaliate against US assets, maybe fire a few silkworms at 5th fleet. At the very least they're going to make a sprint for the bomb.
They can't just cuck out when their entire general staff got killed.

>>63825163
Well i mean they launched a bunch of shaheds but they got downed before entering israeli airspace

>>63825169
shaheds are a nothingburger these days, even their ballistic missiles are too innacurate at those ranges.
Iranians will have to do something larger.

>>63825179
War is so fucking gay lol

>>63825179
We'll have to see whats left I guess, israel's still bombing them.

Hold on, I thought only the national guard was trained for police missions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htp4I6aSIk4

Just posting a photo that vividly shows the tail wing orientation of an F-35 for no particular reason

>>63822769 (OP)
>he fell out of today's morning PT run

>>63822769 (OP)
Sick of welding, considering military. However
>synthetic heart valve that requires blood thinners or I die
Any branches or roles that would take me?

>>63828840
>not taking the opportunity to loudly and cruelly jeer fallouts and call them fatbodies

I don't expect to get a real advice here, but what the hell, worth a try. How could a hypothetical international student join the US army? Any special programs?

>>63829750
Do you have a green card? If not, there isn’t any branch that will take you unfortunately (US wise as enlistment requires either citizenship or permanent residence). The French Foreign Legion is always an option, though.

joining the army when we arent at war seems gay, im tired of this era of peace

Can an indian man join the army graudupata I want to fight for elon musk man and trump and be real american hero jumpharha

>>63829750
Saar I am international student! *bobbles head* *commits diploma fraud*

The reason for all of these dumb questions about joining foreign militaries is because one guy is butthurt that he can't declare /meg/ to be off-topic anymore, so now he's pretending to be Indian as if waking up as an Indian wouldn't be an absolute nightmare for him

>>63831149
How do I join the Russian army?

>>63831149
>now he's pretending to be Indian
How embarrassing

Can't pass MEPS, can't pass Genesis. Lied like I got told, they found out, waiver's impossible with the recruiting surge. I'm a failure of an American

>>63831212
>he actually lied about his medical history
good job following the bullshit advice in this thread and committing a felony, retard

>>63831218
I'm not under arrest and I'm not being sued for 10 grand. Just sucks they'll lower the asvab scores below 30 but won't take a man cause he's depressed by the state of his country

>>63831218
YMMV is there for a reason. Most of us lied and got through, that guy didn't. Feel free to cry about muh felonies like a good little bootlicker

>>63822853
>most MOS's are as good as any other
Most obvious neverserve opinion I’ve ever seen on /meg/. Go be a cook, retard.

>>63831339
A man who can't make an ethical decision regarding paperwork cannot be trusted to defend the people of this nation from enemies both foreign and domestic.

>>63831398
>zoomies studied so little history that they don't know that kids younger than them have lied about their age and fought in nearly every war this country has been in
If anything, there is far more honesty now than there ever was. I understand that you want people to be honest and get rejected for that honesty because this is your new tactic to harm enlistment numbers, but they keep shooting up every year you waste here to my delight and your pain

>>63831437
It's not unethical to volunteer as a child soldier; it's unethical to use child soldiers. It's also unethical to compromise the defense of our nation by lying about health conditions that can affect combat readiness. No matter what else you may do on a daily basis or how you look at military service, your ultimate duty is to fight and die to protect American civilians.

>>63824540
>How hard is an enlistment to OTS route in the Air National Guard?
I can take years or even decades or 6 months or never.
In the ANG, there needs to be an open spot and they need to pick you to fill it. Also, young guys with degrees think they’re god’s gift to the Air Force. You’re not. Like half of the Air Force enlisted force has a bachelor’s degree. In the guard, like everyone has a degree because most guards offer free tuition at state schools.
In the guard, you’ll meet 16 year TIS O-1s that were formerly E-7s.

Is it impossible to commission in the guard? No, but you might have dudes in front of you that have been genuinely waiting 10 years to put on a butterbar.
>Also, is it possible to work NG as a full time job ?
Once again, yes, but there might be someone in front of you that’s been waiting 10 years for the next full-time spot to open up. AGR slots are limited, and a lot of people want them typically.

If you’re looking for a full-time job, just go active. You can switch to guard after your first contract. Unless you’re trying to be a pilot or something. Then things are different.

>>63831218
>good job following the bullshit advice in this thread and committing a felony, retard
Prior to Genesis, you could basically lie about any medical history and be fine.

>>63831398
Eh I think it's bullshit that an American whose family has been here for 400+ years and has a 91 asvab who got sad at the fact that Biden let America get invaded is considered less trustworthy than Ndwele the African with doctored medical records an an A1 in English.

>>63831524
There's literally nothing you can do about it.

>>63831458
Being a child is a pretty serious health consideration lol also the job is to make the other bastard die for their country. It's funny how you are forced to disagree with me on absolutely everything except the fact that you are a fat loser from East Peoria, IL

>>63831545
He can just keep bitching on 4chan while his taxes pay for Ndwele to earn his citizenship here, get educated, get employed, and get a house and wife and have kids. That'll show Ndwele!

>>63831548
If you're not willing to die to keep Americans safe, then you aren't military material.

>>63831545
Yeah, you're right. I'm just here to bitch as other guy said, pissed off.
>>63831560
I voted for Trump and got the rug pulled on immigration. You're just going to sneer about the fact that we have auxillaries now. Nothing I, you, nor anyone here can do about that fact either

>>63831619
Have you considered going to church?

>>63831625
I'm a southern Baptist. Don't really see how that's relevant, even my bitching was more on topic

>>63831635
It might make you feel better to focus on the glory of God rather than your earthly problems.

>>63831640
Not gonna disagree with you there. I've bitched enough, though this made me less of a patriot than I was in November.
Good luck to the rest of you, hope you don't get caught. Fuck Genesis

>>63831685
Christ be with you.

>>63831212
as someone needing a similar waiver, tell me your experience
did they say no waiver because you lied and got caught by genesis or just with the recruitment not being shit like it has been the past few years?

>>63831583
Too bad the military disagreed with you. Must really hurt your feewings

>>63831817
When did you start to detest the fact that other people have feelings?

>>63831742
There's just less waivers approved now and less slots overall. They didn't care about the lying as much as I was worried they'd be. Army too

>>63831467
>years to commission
I am on month 13 waiting to get into the Navy. In the meantime, I put in a packet for the Coast Guard for OCS. I already have the basic level secret clearance. Apparently, it is just a matter of being picked from the pile.

>>63831855
gotcha, may have to be waiting until they reset their yearly numbers

>>63831090
I'm white.

>>63832321
Post hands

>>63831880
>I am on month 13 waiting to get into the Navy.
Like Navy OCS? Did you get selected and are waiting to ship? Or not even selected yet?
>In the meantime, I put in a packet for the Coast Guard for OCS.
I heard this fucks with your packets in other branches, but maybe Coast Guard is an exception. I was told by the Air Force officer recruiter that if you put a packet in with the Air Force, you cannot put a packet in with any other branch until the process is complete.
>I already have the basic level secret clearance.
Cool. So does a lot of the military. I don’t think that really matters.
>Apparently, it is just a matter of being picked from the pile.
I guess.

The officer pipelines are weird. People really hate on the whole
>Enlist and try to go officer later
Meme, but for me, I’d rather at least be getting paid, earning retirement years, and maybe get your GI Bill while you wait on the officer process. But I dunno. There’s really no perfect solution anymore. I’ve heard ridiculous shit like the Air Force making officer selects wait 2 years before actually sending them to OTS or whatever, and this is after however much time they spent getting selected in the first place. That’s damn near an entire enlisted contract.

I’m an enlistoid, so I’m a little biased, but I think I’d honestly rather enlist and finish a contract while I’m playing the officer waiting games. But I know that’s a very controversial opinion.

Why all the hate to 19D? Does being a Cav Scout suck that bad?

>>63831880
makes me happy that i joined a few years ago when air force OTS acceptance rates wete super high. still had to wait a while for the selection process doe.

Stupid question, what happens if you are medically discharged (Army, approx one year of duty so far) due to major injuries from an accident that was unrelated to duty, e.g., car crash from drunken illegal immigrant ramming your vehicle head on from drifting across traffic lanes?

Do you still get a military pension at all, or are you basically just fucked?

>>63833202
>accident that was unrelated to duty
No such thing, unless you're a drilling reservist.

>>63832804
Hey it's me
>fucks with your packet
Nope! I was told by the Navy and Coast Guard that since CG is DHS, you can put in a packet because it does not affect DoD selection. I wanted to apply for the Air Force too, but Navy said I can't double dip in DoD. So it is a backdoor way to have to packets at once.
>keep that quiet lol
The secret clearance came after I passed meps and got a few months into the OCS process. I got interviewed by a defense counterintelligence security agency man and shortly thereafter, I was granted the clearance. After I get in, I have to complete the top secret process.


Yeah I also have heard that the Air Force strings you along for 2 years minimum. I just don't get why it takes so damn long.
>But I know that’s a very controversial opinion.
To each his own, bro

How do I get fast-tracked to Lt Col?

>>63832804
Enlisted to Officer really only makes sense (if we’re basing our argument on “how to get a commission the fastest for a *blank* branch”) if we’re talking coast guard/ Air Force. More so CG due to them basically NEVER picking up civilian OCS packets almost all their commissions are prior service coasties or a direct commission program.

>>63835644
So if you're 100% disabled because you were on vacation (or I guess "leave") visiting your high school buddies and some highly melanated individual bashed your head in with a rock outside a honky-tonk bar, leaving you with permanent partial paralysis, it's still considered "duty related" and you get a full medical pension?

Serious question, serious situation, BTW. Trying to figure out just how fucked some guy is.

>>63835842
get an advanced degree or work experience in an extremely in demand sector. they let heart surgeons and shit come in as O-4 and O-5s too.

>>63835842
Like this anon said >>63836453
Be a doctor, lawyer, pastor, or something very advanced like a specialized physician in endocrine etc...I think O4 is the highest you can just walk into.

>>63835863
For data, my CG ocs class was 48% cg E5+, 25% cg E3 and E4's, and 27% new accessions (mostly civilians with a handful of transfers from other branches).

>>63822769 (OP)
How do I enlist in the Chinese military?

>>63837150
Be born there, they'll drag you in for your mandatory service if they need you.

>>63835937
>100% disabled
No. The VA decides the rating %, not whatever uneducated guess this is. It would depend on the nerve that is damaged. If it's only partial, the rating would likely be 10-40%.

>>63837237
He's partially paralyzed on one entire side. It's roughly the same as if he'd had a stroke.

Main point of my question is if an injury that was not incurred while doing Army things will still leave him with an Army medical-retirement pension or not. If not, he's going to be destitute.

He didn't get shot in the head by some third-world trash while Making The World Safe For Democracy/Israel/Globohomo/whatever, he got into a car wreck caused by a drunk illegal.

Sign in with your CAC/PIV
Please enter your PIN

>>63837682
Sorry, something went wrong.

>>63837150
>still seething at 1am

Is farsi back on the menu for new DLI enlisted? I hope they don't switch me out of Russian

>>63839053
u going air force?

Anyone else super pumped up by the parade yesterday? It was glorious.

>>63837356
The military rarely utilizes Line of Duty Investigations. Some bitch could get completely smashed at an off post bar, get raped by a civilian, and then claim it was MST to get a mental rating. Anything short of willful misconduct can be service connected, which is a bit fucking ridiculous.

Sounds like Hemiplegia. If it's partial then it is unlikely to be more than 40%. Medical retirement is possible as the rating only needs to be 30% or higher. Medical retirement isn't a guarantee to avoid destitution though. If he has less than ~10 years, the DoD pay would probably be less than $1000 a month and a 40% VA rating doesn't pay much either.

>>63839280
lmao no. Glorious? They looked lazy and undisciplined. A lot of them were so lazy they couldn't even empty their cargo pockets for a fucking parade. Typical army fashion, looking like 10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bucket.

>>63839636
okay chang, velly implessive post

>>63837135
How was Coast Guard OCS in terms of difficulty?
Classes?
PT?
The swim qual. I keep hearing conflicting info. Is the 450m swim required, or only the survival portion? I am a decent swimmer, but 450m fuck! I am ears about everything. My officer panel result was " superb". Recruiter said that I can use that result for the next panel - which I did.

t. I am on the 3rd round to get in.

>>63839636
>They looked lazy and undisciplined.
It did. All unkempt and sloppy. Compared to Russia's and China's, it was a joke. It's obvious that our military is more dependent on drone warfare and special forces to do actual fighting and soldierly.

>>63840004
>t. John from Ohio Oblast

>>63840015
>ohio
Yuuuuuck
Lad.....you sure know how to trigger

>>63840118
>lad
foreigner confirmed

What's better, the Texas National Guard or the Texas State Guard?

>>63840167
Texas here.
The state guard is just an adult boy scout club. It's a volunteer unit that assists the NG during hurricanes, community events, and dedications. Yeah you do "PT" every once in a while, but it doesn't matter. For example, when Ike and Harvey blew in, they helped with giving out water, MREs, and other relief. It's good if you want to help your community moreso than most groups. Sadly they don't get paid and have no power whatsoever in protecting the state.
Our NG is the biggest and most powerful in the US. Massive opportunities and actually do shit. There are no downsides. National Guard wins by a country mile.

I thought about joining the SG a few years ago, but it really is useless.

>>63840213
Do they look down on diaper fetishists? I want to serve my country will a nice full nappy.

>>63840225
Wrong state for that faggotry. Try commiefornia. Their NG is pretty good considering where they serve.

>>63840235
>homophobic
fuck off trumpist

>joining the military
lol couldn't be me BAKA
>joining the amerigolem israeli cannon fodder force
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ain't no way brooooo

>>63840245
What? You mean the parade didn't get you pumped?

>>63840239
Yeah I voted for Trump. Whatcha gonna do about? Absolutely nothing. Fuck off. Texas is not a place for faggots.

>>63840265
>voting for a Russian puppet
Why do you hate Ukraine?

>>63840273
I don't hate Ukraine. The only country I despise is israel. I want Ukraine's government to be wiped out and replaced with actual Ukrainians that will turn it into a Slavic cultural masterpiece. You can't do that with extreme corruption

>>63840291
>hate Israel
>support Zion Don
doesn't make sense

>>63840296
He's the lesser of 2 evils

>>63840391
He supports the country you claim to despise more than anyone else in America.

Looks like you-know-who is having another temper tantrum

>>63840607
>a literal chud

>>63840634
Even funnier that he took this picture trying to prove he was a "real soldier" in an attempt to add weight to his opinions, then it came out that he got BCD'd during basic

>>63840643
What does BCD mean?

>>63839268
Nah, army stronk

>>63840607
>recessed chin
Every time

>>63839540
Thanks. Hopefully he'll at least be able to supplement other income.

What happened here?

>>63841225
The most deathly sophisticated weapon of war being paraded by some dudes

>>63841225
The battery died in the middle of the parade so he had to carry it.

Until yesterday I was pumped to join the most powerful military infantry branch in the world but that parade... Holy shit it can't be... I, ....
We are fucked without the air force aren't we?
hold me bros...

>>63841485
If that's all it takes to make you chicken out you're better off never joining bro. Go to community college or something

>>63841506
He was never going to join and had no intention to join. He wastes his time here pretending to be a fifth pillar.

>>63841626
What's a fifth pillar?

>>63841637
Meant to say fifth column.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_column

Reminder that you will never have enough influence to ever cause damage to the MIC

>>63841663
Did your translation app mess that one up?

Do the marines have better parading skills than the army?

>>63841506
better off never joining regardless

>>63841665
I relish in your endless agony

>>63841677
>I relish in your endless agony
You're a mean mister mustard!

>>63839983
Yes, required and graded into your class rank = determines your fate.
Your life is going to be hard enough without worrying about the swim. If you can pass your state's lifeguard exam you are probably in good shape. Train now so you can overperform.
But also good luck.

>>63841225
You know that dude caught some shit from his buddies after the parade.

Is it true joining the military makes you more marketable in Dubai?

>>63842687
Are you an instagram "model"?

Aw shit we goin to war again

>>63843370
Finland for exercises

>>63843377
Very funny anon

>>63843392
>he doesn't know

>>63843401
Pathetic ass reply my dude

>>63843406
Atlantic trident 25

>>63843406
https://www.usafe.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/4211243/us-uk-french-and-finnish-air-forces-participate-in-atlantic-trident-25-in-finla/
Fucking retard

>>63843370
>>63843414
That's pretty cool, what's a nigga gotta do to get deployed to finland?

>>63842958
I heard doors to security positions open up for military.

>Been a month and week since applying for the GI Bill for the third time
>Still nothing different on my account and nothing in the mail
uhh I should probably just go in person at this point, right?

>>63844570
What does it say on the VA site about your form?

>>63844602
Nothing, I don't even see the submitted forms. I first applied for it early last year if I remember correctly. I filled out the 22-1990-EZ or whatever and like a month later it came back with no service history found, even though RIGHT FUCKING THERE ON THE SAME PAGE it says the branch I separated from and my disability rating lmao. So I called them up and asked the dude about it and he recommended filling out the 1990-EZ pdf manually and then submitting it on some other government site that a bunch of agencies use, I forgot the site. So I did that and never got a response, but I went with Pell Grants and my own money instead (which I think was a good choice actually) so I didn't call them back to ask about it until last month. The lady on the phone said they sent me a letter approving it, and I'm like uhh I didn't get anything in the mail and nothing on the VA website says it was approved. So then she says they'll resend it, but I have to fill out some other form, I think a 22-1995, because I was changing it from a bachelor's to a master's. So I did that and she said it should be in the mail (why the fuck can't they just notify me on the website?) within a month, which it's not.
The only possibilities I can think of for it still being worked on is that I requested a Rudisill Review because that Supreme Court case confused me, or DOGE fired whoever was supposed to approve it.

I don't know what I'm doing.

>having to salute to this slimey fuck because nepotism
>Four senior executives of tech giants like Meta and Palantir are being sworn into the Army Reserve as direct-commissioned officers at the unusually high rank of lieutenant colonel as part of a new program to recruit private-sector experts to speed up tech adoption.
Imagine beeing lower ranked then some facebook guy

>>63844919
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

>>63845058
But look how nice hes standing. The motherfucking stance

>>63822769 (OP)
what uniform is that

>>63845144
Army Service Uniform

>>63843415
But Anon, I want to be afraid and have an excuse to rant about Israel! Stop giving reasonable explanations that don't fit the worldview that I adopted after wasting my entire teens and 20's on 4chan!

What is OCS?

>>63845651
A place where people who are younger than expected are given the opportunity to receive responsibility greater than expected

>>63844919
The military doesn’t know how to handle rank, and the Big Army views anyone below an O-4 as a pathetic peon. They still accept the notion that enlistedmen are toothless retards even though the only functional difference between officers and enlisted nowadays is an online communications degree with a 2.6 GPA (which plenty of NCOs have anyways).

The Army probably thought making these dudes come in as O-5s instead of O-8s was “humbling” since O-5 is a rank for bitch retards that the Army pisses on.

>>63846133
>t. non-serve

>>63846165
You must be the neverserve retard, because that’s exactly how it is. Full-birds are coffee bitches at the Pentagon.

>>63846204
>talks like a fag
>gets called out
>"n-n-no you're the faggot!"
Nobody cares what you think because you have zero experience backing your opinions

>>63846276
Post branch and MOS now.

>>63846598
Or what? Shut the fuck up and pay your taxes, civilian bitch

>>63846665
>Calls other a neverserve
>Can’t even answer what branch he allegedly served in
Yes, we’re all very convinced. You could just say “Army - Separated in Basic Training”

>>63846665
Jesus dude, go be productive

>>63846680
>>63846693

>>63846665
you're fucking pathetic

>>63847082
Jesus dude, go be productive. It's just sad at this point. Literal years of your life bumping this thread and being a lolcow.

>>63847134
meds

>>63847155
Literally. This nigga thinks I'm >>63825007 this goober

>>63847212
he is not well

>>63847213
Spending over 20 years on 4chan and bragging about it is a strong indicator of how poor his mental health is.

>>63847238
The funny part is this dude was trolling /meg/ four years ago when I came here asking questions about joining.

I enlisted.
I finished an entire initial contract.
I came back here.
He’s still trolling this general daily, 4 years later. 1,460 days of daily shitposting on a general that only like 12 people use at any given time. And he posts at all hours of the day. Every day. Holidays. Weekends. Middle of the night. It doesn’t matter. He’s here posting.

In the time he’s spent here trolling, I’ve served an entire enlistment in the Air Force and nearly finished my college degree. And he’s still here.

>>63847238
>>63847581
You're here forever.

>>63847581
I sometimes forgot who I share this site with... Absolutely bleak.

>>63823459
>fighting IRL with Cortana whispering sweet nothings in your ear
yeah I could see how that would be comfy

>>63824839
>this dweeb had women throwing themselves at him

>>63829126
maybe if ww3 pops off (unless there is also a draft where they can just force healthy men to join). otherwise i have to imagine that’s a hard no.
but i’m not a recruiter

>>63832805
it’s too much like another job (infantry) while not being that job nor having a very unique mission of its own. it’s like choosing to learnt the recorder when everyone else is playing the clarinet.

>>63840655
bad conduct discharge. it’s, uh, not good.

>>63847920
What's a bad conduct discharge?

>>63847983
it’s what masochistic customers are looking to get from dominatrices

>>63848013
lol

I tell butch lesbians that if god wanted them to sire children he would have issued them one.

>signing up to see red mist from popping ragheads
:)

>>63847581
>I finished an entire initial contract.
>I came back here.
>He’s still trolling this general daily
He could get a lot done with that dedication if he applied himself

>>63848288
>He could get a lot done with that dedication if he applied himself
Not really. He has no prospects in life. That’s the whole point. It’s why he wastes his life here.

He has a BCD. It’s like having a felony on your record. You can’t get a good job with a BCD, for the most part. If you wanna make good money with a BCD, go work the oil fields or something, but he’s too fat for actual labor. He’s built for the white collar jobs that he can’t get. He’s also too ugly to attract a decent woman, and he’s too autistic to have normal friends. This place is all he has.

>>63841225
>DJI Mavic
LOL. Americans parading Chinese tech around pretending it's their own. LMFAO

Sorry recruiters but I’m just not going to sign up and die for Israel. Ugh I know, bummer. But it is what it is I guess.

>>63848451

BCD technically isn't a felony, that would be a dishonorable discharge. BCD means you fucked up real bad, like violent/sexual offensives or repeated drug offensives. Someone has to really try to get a BCD or dishonorable they don't hand them out lightly. He is definitively a shitbag though if he got one.

Other than honorable/General/General under honorable conditions can be given out for minor things like you told your NCO to fuck off. As long as someone didn't get a BCD or Dishonorable discharge then it doesn't really matter if you ask me. Source: Was Chairforce for 5 years.

>>63849272
And yet you keep hanging out in a place of recruitment and actively bump and create threads dedicated to and filled with information on how to sign up. Very curious indeed.

>>63845359
why does the army have such terrible dress uniforms now?

>>63849339
>BCD technically isn't a felony, that would be a dishonorable discharge.
I didn’t say a BCD is a felony. I said it’s like a felony. There’s a very good chance it will show up on any employer background check. Certainly anything with the government. No security clearance, civilian or military. If your employer asks to see your DD-214 or your discharge code, you are fucked. Civilian jobs don’t usually give a fuck if you have a general discharge. They will give a fuck if you have a BCD. It’s a horrible first impression. Your best chance is to not mention it and hope it somehow doesn’t come up.

>>63849339
>>63849747
Only a retard would enlist in the military to begin with, so Dirlewangerfag was fucked no matter what he did lol.

How retarded am I for wanting to join? I make really good money, and I'm 24 so I've got time, but for some reason I feel the urge to try for OCS. My GPA was shit bc covid so I might go for an engineering masters in the mean time. I'm even considering just a reservist commission, am I stupid?

>>63849432
Personally, I admire Mossad’s ability brainwash and to recruit Zogbots oversea’s and then discard them like they’re used toilet paper once the PTSD kicks in. In order to achieve greater Israel expansion.
I’m just not dumb enough to become one myself.

>>63850174
Do you want to do high speed shit or do you just want the free Applebee's meal every year?

>>63850225
I want to do the nerd shit; intel or cryptologic warfare or maritime cyber warfare or signal corps, something along those lines.

>>63850174
What is your GPA. Reserve commissioning is often times MUCH harder to get into then active (a combination of Reservists either being working professionals with 10x the experience of anyone in their twenties, or former active duty officers which take up all the slots).

>>63850263
Do you like being a paper bitch while getting no credit for your hardwork, if so go enlisted. Do you enjoy taking credit for everything your coworkers do, if so go officer. Do you prefer not to work with anyone, but still hold a high position of power go warrant officer.

>>63850327
>enlisting
>navy
1-800-come-on-now
Imagine signing up to be treated worse than an actual prisoner. Literally the worst branch possible to enlist into. Commissioning is acceptable, but enlisting? Only retards enlist into the Navy

>>63850298
My GPA is shit tier, 2.7 B.S. in Comp Sci. I have learned a good chunk of what I would need for an EE masters degree on the job and in my free time so going back for a masters to get a good GPA is an option. I'm also just in general a lot smarter now than I was in college, and if I do the masters concurrently with my job I'll have some professional experience as well.

>>63850366
Yea that's why I'm dumbed it down. If that anon still can't figure out that enlisting is legal slave work. They deserve to enlist and suffer.

>>63850379
Go do a master's and do ROTC with it (will have to take extra credits to be "full time" for a master's program), alternatively get a 2nd bachelor's that will take minimum 60 credit hours from your previous degree and do BDCP and get paid to go to college in exchange for commissioning

>>63850379
That GPA is tough to work around, though it is able to be waivered for a few officer programs. Which branch are you looking/most interested in. Off the bat, lets just strike out the Air Force--your GPA simply is not competitive enough to obtain a commission even with a STEM degree unless you do something akin to >>63850398's plan except you find a college with an AFROTC.

>>63850398
>>63850443
On deeper research (as I knew there was something wrong with the BDCP route as I've never heard of someone with a bachelors going down BDCP), I'm not exactly sure someone with a degree can even apply to this program. From the program authorization of the BDCP (https://www.mynavyhr.navy.mil/Portals/55/Career/OCM/PA-147_BDCP_Feb-2025.pdf?ver=0z97_TKSqYE3cF5ITWEfuQ%3D%3D)
>Applicants who have already completed their baccalaureate degree should apply for PAs [Insert Naval Officer programs here]

>>63850463
Thats why I recommended a 2nd bachelor's for it and not for a master's degree. Though I'd 100% ask the officer recruiter if that would work

>>63850443
I can afford another degree and I'd rather do a master's degree to show growth and whatnot with a much higher GPA, I think that might be my best bet but y'all would know more than me. Any variant of EW/SIGINT/Cybersecurity stuff is what I'm interested in, especially in the Navy but also the Army. I'm also split between wanting to serve but damn it would be a pretty massive pay cut, any advice for getting into one of these roles as a reservist?

>>63850528
I know this isn't probably what you want to hear, but I would try to find a specific Naval RESERVES officer recruiter (they are different from active duty). Reserves info is very sparse, doubly so for the DCO (direct commission officer) side, and they could give you more concrete answers on: What you need to work on (if anything), and the programs available for DCOs. I'm most knowledgeable on active duty so I apologize for the lack of meaty information on my part.

>>63850540
That's exactly what I needed to hear I think, that's a good call.

>>63844919
The navy has o-3 PAOs and e-4 nuclear technicians. Skill just simply doesn't determine pay in the military, ya'know? Now salute the corporate drone overlord.

>>63850966
Stunts like this make us look more like Russia's military

Imma be honest bros I don't wanna be switched to a near dead language like farsi if shit pops off, this better be a nothingburger or a full scale MAD. No compromises

>>63851551
Nothing ever happens bro. Stop sweating and just read history to learn how this always goes. Israel has been kvetching about Iran being "on the brink" of having nuclear weapons since the 20th century.

>>63851561
Fair enough, it's true netanyahu has been kvetching the same line at the UN for years

Don’t die for Israel, anon. You’re worth more than that.

>>63851900
I don't think theyre recruiting idf here

>>63850174
100% retarded

Who's ready for the Nimitz to get attacked USS Liberty style?

>>63822769 (OP)
Thanks for the cervixes guys, I'm fucking my 6th military wife/gf right now. Please deploy em masse so I can score more of them.

>>63852373
Thank you for your service in bumping the thread, civilian.

Why don't we see more stuff like the Ft. Hood shooting in the news? It seems like it would be super easy for a disgruntled ZOGbot who's mad at the fact jews have destroyed this nation to take it out on his fellow hired muscle for the international financial / criminal empire. You'd think more of them would shoot up a base and then kill themselves, or go after a CEO or a senator or something. They're literally trained killers; killing is what they do.

I believe violence is wrong and don't condone it btw, but obviously someone who signs up for the military has no problem with using violence to achieve their goals.

>>63852373
You have never seen an actual pussy in your life. No, the mirror doesn't count.

>>63852580
because they're pussies lol

>>63852580
>posted slightly before his fantasy of shooting up the local base, as it always is

>>63852704
He had a good point, though. It is a little strange that you don't see vets assassinating politicians more often. It would be so easy for them to do, and many vets are disgruntled with nothing to lose, yet it literally never happens. Do the glowies keep a close watch on anyone with the training to carry out assassinations or what?

>>63852736
>wonder who's behind this post

>>63852772
I'm just saying, they must do a good job keeping an eye on operators after they leave the service, because so many of those dudes are completely unhinged and literally trained to infiltrate and murder.

>>63852772
>>63840607
Here's his ugly mug. He gets real upset when reminded he was so dumb that he doxxed himself

>>63852780
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. The US military is filled with deranged psychos like dirlewangerfag, and it's odd that none of them assassinate US politicians or CEOs. To me, that means the glowies are keeping a watchful eye on them at all times.

>>63852820
He was rejected for openly talking about that exact thing. If the military was full of murderous thugs, he would have been accepted. Clearly dirlewangerfag can't let go of the pain of being rejected from the opportunity to re-enact what his idol Robert Bales did, so he copes by trying anything to get the post count close enough to make a new thread with a silly picture. Too bad his off-topic posts keep getting deleted

>>63852839
>Eddie Gallagher has entered the chat

>>63852848
You know what else entered the chat?

>>63852850

>>63852850

>>63852850

Fuck you

>>63852848
>people who famously went to leavenworth
Deserved

>>63852869
Yeah, but that's the point. There are clearly plenty of vets who are willing and able to murder people lol

>>63852981
So is grandma, schizo

>>63853015
My grandma doesn't have any weapons training lol

Which branch will accept my homosexuality?

Army medicine fag here
HPSP is a pretty good deal. That is all.

>>63850366
>Literally the worst branch possible to enlist into.
Can i get a qrd? I was under the impression that the was one of best branches to enlist into, right behind the airforce. What makes it so terrible?

>>63856066
the navy was one of the best*

>>63856066
>sleep 90 people in a room with all your possessions as what you can fit under your mattress
>go underway (deploy) all the time even in peacetime
>lower enlisted get undercooked chicken and crunchy rice, chiefs get gourmet versions of the menu
>got to conserve water, so showers last 90 seconds and are cold water. They are on a timer
>18 hour work day while underway
>You cannot use your tuition assistance until 3 fucking years in when everyone else can use it immediately
>not like you can use it anyways because you're underway and have no internet
>Oh, you thought you'd get sleep? You're on watch now. It smells like piss here because the last guy pissed in the pipes since he's not near the head
>hotbunking if you're on a sub
>you're stuck here, you couldn't even walk away if you went mad. You're in the middle of the ocean
>Gotta keep up physical standards? so does the other 3,000 people on the ship. Enjoy sharing the small bedroom sized gym between you all
>here's 6 uniforms you have to maintain, we will not give you enough money to do so, one of them is white and you live on a barge covered in crude oil everywhere
>Shore leave? You got 5 hours/You're on watch/you're on inventory. Seeing the world is just seeing the 70% that is water
>Free time? chip the paint off the boat
>Free time? repaint the boat
Could go on. Boat life is ass. There's a reason they used to kidnap people to do the enlisted side of things and use the Marine Corps to force them to do it at gunpoint

>>63856187
Jesus h. Christ........

You're definitely tougher than most for putting up with that bullshit. I feel traumatized just by reading that, lmao. Don't know how you managed to not die of boredom/frustration. Note to self, stay away from the navy. Air force was my first pick but i had the navy as a runner up under the assumption that it would be similarly "cushy". Thank you for the heads up.

>>63856269
Most those guys get tricked by the lie of "Navy has it good" or "You get to see the world"
Officer side is better but still has BS like having roommates until you hit O-6 (4 to a room), having to pay for your food (some stupid tradition from when Washington couldn't pay the continental Navy), and the long hours. Air Force enlisted get treated better than Naval Officers, Naval Officers get treated better than Army and Marines Enlisted and Officers.
If you want to do boat stuff, Coast Guard is by far the best branch for that. Air Force/Space Force is on another level with QoL outside that

>>63856269
>Don't know how you managed to not die of boredom/frustration
Oh Anon, how do I put this gently?
Don't google navy suicide statistics

Kek just stopping by from /pol/, good to see Drumpf is getting the meat grinder ingredients ready lads

>>63856412
It's lower than Army and Marines

>>63856187
none of this is true t. from an actual navy family

Sorry, I'm... not dying for israel... I'm sorry, I just... don't feel like it...

>>63822834
To wear the gay hat

>>63857046
It's all true

Yo, AWOL anon here, checking in cuz of the heat in the world, I went back to my unit, finish my contract, all good, probably gonna do national guard

However
I still hate kikes, I will go awol again if they make us go to war with Iran
But I have faith the national guard won't deploy often if at all.
Any Mos changes or ways to avoid overseas work? I heard some states refuse to let their guards be sent overseas

>>63857643

What branch should I join if I'm autistic and hate following orders from people who aren't as smart as I am!

>>63858057
Sounds like we got a Navy Nuke candidate over here

>>63857339
What about the gay boot accessories?

>>63858057
>>63858075
Sounds more like Air Force linguist to me. Specifically the one that's not airborne. idk I just get that vibe desu senpai

i wonder if this guy is still here lmao
>>63822946

If I join the US army can I still join the IDF?

>>63858057
Navy
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