Let's analyze what we saw.
Poor marching is probably not worth discussing
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>>63836199 (OP)
Bradly, my beloved. Oh how I missed you. I miss the way you pivot steered. The way you slowly picked up speed and hauled ass. The way your ramp dropped and the thud of it hitting the ground. I miss the way your turret swiveled around and was able to track targets with ease. I miss the thud of your chain gun and I miss removing your upper receiver after hours of practicing. I didn't care that I had to hope out every 3 hours of driving to pump grease into your rear piston to keep you from throwing track, in fact I found it charming. I miss the sleepless nights out in the desert and sleeping on the deck while on down time. Please come back to me.

>>63836199 (OP)
How were the crowd sizes?

>>63836473
Small like Donnies hands

/k/ is like the bluesky of 4chan now, the place were lefties go to circlejerk in their seethe over political bullshit.

>>63836199 (OP)
I seriously can't get over how lame this all was. From the poor marching, to the sponsors out the ass, to the terrible tacky choices of music, it was just all so embarrassing. It was like if my boomer uncle had to plan it.

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>>63836473
Pretty decent actually

>>63836513
>now

>>63836513
How dare people have a different opinion from me in my hugbox! How can this be happening to me??
>*autism beam noises*

>>63836576
This board is supposed to be for the discussion of weapons, not for political wankery you are too afraid to post on the politics board.

>>63836513
God forgive some of us actually served to defend the constitution and not some monarch wannabe. I rather see my tax dollars go to killing more ziggers and arabs. Not even joking.

>>63836582
>Thread about a the US military being used as a prop for the birthday parade for a pro-russian shill
You only have yourself to blame since all that money could be used to blow up more ziggers

>>63836589
see
>>63836582

If you want to piss and moan about how much you hate donny with a million like minded people you would unironically be better off on bluesky. it's fucking pathetic that you get so asshurt by people with opinions you don't like on /pol/ that you will instead colonize a tiny board like /k/ to be your political hugbox.

>>63836557
you're not implying that's for his parade right, because it's not

>>63836513
>/pol/cuck cries about circlejerking as he spergs out about someone daring to utter opinions contrary to his own
typical
I've been on this shithole longer than 95% of posters at this point, you newfags can all fuck off my lawn
>>63836582
>t-this military parade isn't military related
lmao

>>63836627
>I've been on this shithole longer than 95% of posters at this point
Okay, post guns.

>>63836608
Given Republicans love to use Russian tier logic, they would absolutely try to frame the protestors as being there because of trump's birthday military parade and include them as the crowd total for it.

>>63836627
every post ITT is political bullshit, you are a pathetic faggot that has to post about politics on an unrelated dead board because you can't handle getting confronted by opinions you don't like on the politics board.

>>63836635
>>>/pol/

>>63836604
>g-get off my site
>while using reddit spacing
Wew lad. Irony is not your strong suite, is it?

>>63836645
literally not even reddit spacing, lmfao.
how new are you? also post guns "oldfag".

>>63836645
Thats not reddit spacing, tourist. Reddit spacing is double spacing because reddit coding used to eat one. So if you want a paragraph you have to


do this.

Post guns.

>>63836557
Kek.

>>63836645
Goddamn shame trump betrayed Ukraine to putin so we'll get less great footage like this.

>>63836663
>omg blumpf
>omg Ukraine
Can you turbospergs keep to like one thread?

>>63836199 (OP)
>Poor marching is probably not worth discussing
Show me, I want to laugh at them
>t. former Old Guard

>>63836631
no ;)
>>63836636
>because you can't handle getting confronted by opinions you don't like on the politics board.
I've been browsing /pol/ long before you even graduated highschool there sport, back when the lolberts actually dominated the board and there were still unironic liberals in sizable numbers.
I said it back in the day the JIDF screaming was a mistake letting you fags just whine that anyone you didn't like was strawman shill, and I've been proven ever more right as the years go by

>>63836668
>>>/pol/

>>63836513
Worse buddy I’m a centrist. I see merit in both sides. Maybe I’m the lunatic

>>63836672
>no ;)
Yeah, that's what I thought. Not even American.

>>63836604
>NOOOOOOO STOP POSTING IN MY HUGBOX NOOOOO STOP INSULTING MY DEAR LEADER NOOOOOOOO WHY DON'T YOU LOVE AN AUTHORITARIAN WANNABE REEEEEEEEE
Fuck off you triggered faggot

holding the drones was extremely retarded and I can't believe someone looked at it and said "yep, this will be kino"

>>63836690
Is it too much to ask that you just dont shit up /k/ with off-topic nonsense?

>>63836473
pretty meager. the no kings crowds were massive. its clear trump has pretty much lost the plot in the face of hte american public

>>63836708
dude, there is a whole board teeming with people who would love to argue with you about Trump. Its not this one.

>>63836696
idk you keep fucking talking about it instead of anything related to the parade

>>63836717
They don't want to argue, they want to circlejerk.

>>63836708
>everyone went to the other party
>the band didnt even play Happy Birthday for me
>i think maybe Melania is fucking Marco. Gonna have to ICE him
>at last im not a Bradley driver lol

>>63836722
My post clearly indicates the opposite.

>>63836199 (OP)
It got derailed because we didn't jail all the protesters for treason. This was our big day and the leftists ruined it. We should have banned protests all week until the parade was over but instead we allowed this treasonous filth to be broadcasted to the world. Our enemies laugh at us, our enemies think we are weak, not strong. We should have rounded up all of the protesters possibly millions of them and shipped them off to Gitmo or El Salvador.

>>63836693
Maybe they were worried about something?

>>63836473
Not bad. Most people were spread along the marching rout and then there was a big arena setup which was pretty full. Its DC so not really full of red-blooded Americans who would actually want to spend their Saturday outside staring at tanks so IMO pretty good.

>>63836747
we saw drones flying later. they were holding them intentionally

>>63836742

>>63836742
Judging but how much this man loves sucking cock, he must be at least an o5 in the Navy.

>>63836763
kek

>>63836751
I wish I had saved the pic from the tankie turfed thread that just got deleted. Thank you desu.

I wish all of DC looked like this.

>>63836798
>I wish all of DC looked like this
Full of chinks?

And just to reiterate. Conservatives look like a better people, you ugly tattooed tankies subhumans.

>>63836199 (OP)
Honoring the military by having a military parade/ birthday celebration for trump is a bit like having an office pizza party but telling the staff they have to make the pizza themselves and that the real guest of honor is the ceo who got out of doing any actual office work years ago and has occasionally ranted about how worthless he thinks some office workers are…

>>63836798
Why do people get retarded tattoos?

>>63836813
>>63836814

>>63836814
most tortured analogy I have ever seen in my life.

>>63836808
There’s like 5 in the front row you mong but just to fulfill your dumbposting, I’d still say that’d definitely better than the current situation.

>>63836808
>Full of chinks?
I'd swop a handful of chinks who are STOKED and HYPED about America for a thousand demoralized dweebs any day of the week.

>>63836819
Yes a stain on the photo. even “conservative” women can still be retarded. But compared to the pride/furry/Antifa horror shows I’m getting used to it’s nice. Like a photo from the 70’s/80’s when it was pretty hard to mock America. Even the hippies looked like models compared to todays creaturas.

>>63836840
>furry
I've met far more conservative furries than liberal.

>>63836851
I’ll defer to you on that one.
The point remains.

>>63836871
HOLY FUCK IT'S A GENESTEALER

>>63836754
Oh I just maybe they were worried about the drone smacking ito something so they just had them hold it

>>63836874
>never seen Mr Mitosis
Welcome newfriend

It was what you'd expect from a tin pot third world shithole with no history praising el presidente
Embarrassing

>>63836798
>>63836819
looks like ringworm

>>63836907
>Libs cucked out of brown woman president.
Small victories.

>>63836939
Yeah they just have a brown women military instead

>>63836940
They were the ones seething about it lol.

>discount 14th of july
rofl I knew this was coming yet it's still funny

>>63836943
Seething at what?
A poorly organised band of non whites playing dress-up as the heroes who fought for your country?
Kek

>>63836907
>>63836940
>>63836963
>mad

There was a Sherman qt

>>63836798
>chinks and tattooed white trash

>>63836971
>now the 81st airborne, brought to you by BILLY MAYS

>>63837000
I'm sorry, you're from which country?

>>63836983
DEI parade. Just needs more Indians.

>>63836983
>female sherman crewmen

>>63837007
Me? I'm from Benin
Does that make your embarrassing McDonald's parade better?

>>63837030
People in glass houses, my very angry little friend.

>>63837037
Benin doesn't claim to not be embarrassed by the state of its mudblood military, let alone take pride in it being used as an advertising tool on the birthday of its fat retarded boomer kike of a president

>>63837046
Truly incredible how upset you are.

>>63837052
Kek you mad

>>63836522
SPONSORED BY PALANTIR

>>63837054
>no u

>>63837063
>u mad
>u mad
>uhhh... u mad!

>>63837072
Sperging out like a toddler isn't helping your case.

>>63837084
Ironic
Sorry Juan, you're a joke
Try calming down a bit next time kiddo

>>63837103
Airmen would do this kek

>>63836983
Is she meant to represent your brave female tank crew members of world war 2? Was this parade organized by EA Games?

Also kek at the whole idea of having a military parade, your one step closer to being Burger PUCCNA

>>63837103
You're on our website, speaking our language, talking about what happened in our country.

>>63837117
>our language
>our website
>muh cunt
This is Benin land now you fat retarded mutt

>>63836199 (OP)
Is he carrying a DJI drone? I thought they were banned from military use since they're Chinese?

>>63837113
That's airWOmen to you, chuddo

>>63837127
I'm sorry we bombed/invaded/occupied your country or detained/deported/abducted/droned your family member/relative/neighbor or whatever it is or what that has you so upset.

Luckily nobody noticed the parade given the 5 other bigger stories in the US and 20 bigger things happening in the world. Embarrassing.

>>63837127
>pic
If you think that's fat, I've seen bigger on Ft. Hood when the National Guards shows up for training.
>>63837134
kek

>>63837137
Lmao all the US has done in benin is provide free aid, and has absolutely nothing to show for it, thanks for being a good little cuck
Are you proud of your ignorance? As proud as your dumb McDonald's march?

>>63837154
Post proof you’re from Benin, with timestamp.

>>63837151
I mean, I do think he's fat but it was just the first one on Google
This was the OG I was too lazy (to scroll past like 5 images) to find

>>63837154
I dont even know where Benin is, nor do I care to find out. You, however, are keenly aware of every little thing we do.

>>63837170
I'm obviously not from fucking Benin you asshurt cretin lmao
I'm actually from Lesotho

>>63837171
I can feel that tactical top screaming from here. They must roll a tow-strap to haul him away if he ever becomes a casualty.

>>63837180
Ironically, you're coming off as extremely asshurt. Like that sperg who harassed those soldiers in the mall in Poland. Exact same energy.

Also, wild to talk shit about the US but be too insecure to name wherever it is you're from.

>>63837180
Oh god. Even worse

>>63837175
Nigger there is multiple threads on this board about the dumb fuck moron march
Of course I'm aware of the thing that this thread is about lmao

>>63837192
>ironically
Kek

>>63837203
Uh huh. Thats why you have stuff like your pic related saved. Completely obsessed.

>>63837196
Lesotho is based and I'm tired of pretending it's not alright

>>63837189
He's very impressive I know, but now facing his bong counterpart
Who will win this revolutionary standoff, the final battle of the apple pie people

>>63837204
It was quite note worthy that your cops stood around on their phones while children were massacred in the same building
Do you not think that, is that just normal to you?

>>63837213
You just know his unit used him as the medevac demonstration patient just to make life harder.

>>63837221
>It was quite note worthy that your cops stood around on their phones while children were massacred in the same building
I am not a resident of Uvalde County so no, those are not my police.

If you're going to obsess over a country, at least learn how it work.

>>63837223
Can you imagine being the 5'8 twiglet of a teenager and you get told you need to carry him?

>>63836670
It's really bad, they can't even step in unison

>>63837226
There's a good chance you're not a resident of the US as well, pidor.
>>63837230
Unironically yes. That's why I get worked up over fat fucks in uniform.

>>63837232
Varied by unit. Rangers were the worst. That being said, most countries would give their left nut to have a single Range battalion so who cares?

>>63837236
>There's a good chance you're not a resident of the US as well, pidor.
Oh, I'm a vatnik now because I am bemused by your seething obsession with the US?

>>63837232
Holy shit, sing a fucking cadence if you're going to be that bad without it. Half of them are about Rangers anyway, you can get away with that.

>>63837245
>your seething obsession
Lmao, reread the thread, rere. I'm not the African.

>>63837226
>not my police
>not my kids
>not my cunt
Kek

>>63837232
Man this is genuinely so embarrassing

>>63837240
that shows poor discipline and basics. Drills are most basic thing you learn
I don't want them to march in perfect sync like commies do but the fact that they can't even do something schoolchildren can is a cause of concern

>>63837245
>your seething obsession
>YOUR
kek

>>63837251
Like I said in the other thread. The US doesnt do parades and it shows. I'd rather have an awkward one today and a good one for the big show next year.

Its the marching bands that allow you to have big parades. They help you hold your cadence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw28pNjguLA

>>63837117
>our website
Hiro is Japanese
>our language
>English originated in the country of England, in the continent of Europe.
>what happened in our country
America isn’t a country, it’s a third-world economic area run by Jews.

>>63837236
Same here anon, I was there as well and I'll never forgive the fatties, hard enough carrying lanklets
Thank you for not throwing a fit because laughed at some of your troops inability to march btw

>>63837270
Marching is one of the first things they teach when you join the military doe

>>63837259
Yes. You learn drill in basic training. And then you get to your unit and you focus on warfighting. The US army does not spend time having people march up and down the parade square. The Brits, who are generally the best western nation for ceremonial stuff, dedicate a massive amount of time to getting it right. We don't, we never will either.

The lesson here is that for the next parade, the lead time for practicing needs to be bigger, and the bands need to be spaced out further so everyone gets a cadence. Problem solved.

>>63837258
Yes. Uvlade is 15hr drive from me.

>>63837270
Yeah, all correct, I just have a biased perspective because, again, Old Guard. It's always a bit of a cringe fest when people that don't drill this shit obsessively have to fill out the numbers.

>Not naming his country
lmao ass blasted vatnik/arab detected. Wrap it up boys, we found the guy spamming every thread with political shit.

>>63837278
>Thank you for not throwing a fit because laughed at some of your troops inability to march btw
No problem. I hated doing drill and ceremony with a passion but I also appreciated when the Old Guard did their thing as well.

>>63837117
>>63837117 #
>our website
Hiro is Japanese
>our language
English originated in the country of England, in the continent of Europe.
>what happened in our country
America isn’t a country, it’s a third-world economic area run by Jews

>>63837282
So whats the minimum distance until it becomes not your country and (not your) children can be slaughtered with impunity without you caring?

>>63837282
It isn't about marching it's about discipline and coordination that's why it's taught as a fundamental. If you can't even do that then you aren't going to make good units

>>63837299
I never said it wasnt my country. I said it wasnt my police. Each county has different police, often times multiple departments per county, usually all lead by elected officials. Elections have consequences. Where I am at, the police acted like absolute studs when there was a school shooting.

>>63837282
>The US army does not spend time having people march up and down the parade square
We did drill and ceremony in Iraq on our down time because our 1st sergeant had too much time on his hand. And we did it it all the time to train fuckers who were about to go to WLC so they didn't look like shit.

>>63837303
>that's why it's taught as a fundamental.
Yes. And then you go to your unit and they care more about you doing whatever fucking job you do than your ability to march in a ceremony.

>>63837291
Oh me too, I'd have never wanted a position that had to do it somewhat routinely, but god damn doesn't it look good when done right
I feel like it's a very old europe thing when it's at its best, without being tacky or overly chest thumping
Not sure who does it worst, probably Africans or Indians who nail the worst of both aspects

>>63837311
they aren't going to do a good job if they can't even work together in a drill

>>63837313
If you ever get the chance, Iraqis fuck up the best at it.
>>63837306
>And we did it it all the time
Did it all the time in garrison*

>>63837311
i thought all you did was DEI, tranny awareness and LGBT conversions?

>>63837319
>they aren't going to do a good job if they can't even work together in a drill
Drill is a product of the era when armies would line up to shoot at one another. Drill was important for maneuvering formations on the battlefield. Your ability to march to a tight cadence does not reflect on your ability to fix a truck or run a fire mission with your gun crew.

>>63837329
I already said it, it isn't about marching it's about discipline and teamwork. If these guy aren't smart and diligent enough to coordinate and step in sync then they can't be expected to learn or do anything well together. In the high pressured environment of war it's even more important to keep people drilled and not fucking up because if one guy fucks up the entire army gets fucked up.
Only niggers think like you. They all think don't need no drills and teamwork and are shocked when they fail to achieve anything

>>63836199 (OP)
So is this parade worse than the post 2022 Russian parades? Not only do the soldiers look like they don’t want to be there, they didn’t even try to keep up appearance, which goes to show the kind of attitude they have towards the admin. There were more soldiers than people at the parade. A shitty parade in a attempt to stroke the ego of one person under the guise of celebrating the army birthday.

Why is no one in dress uniform what the fuck

>>63837232
Too much effort to wear their dress uniforms?

>>63837389
The soldiers don’t give a fuck, neither does their command. Given on how they dress and their gear, their command was given vague instructions. They all know it’s political bullshit, so no point in trying.

>>63836199 (OP)
>US POWs being paraded in Beijing after the Chinese takeover of the Pacific circa 2035

>>63837232
>that'll be $45 million
>plus tip

>>63837232
>>63837389

Marching in regular camo uniform with nothing in your hands look retarded. Are they afraid to have them carry guns or what?

>>63837395
It's the army's 250th birthday. If their command doesn't care then they should be relieved so someone who is willing to do their jobs can be put in place.
It's a lack of discipline and standards in all the services that leads to this. There's just a general unwillingness to wear dress uniforms these days.

>>63837359
i think you are retarded
t. not a guy you been responding to

>>63837115
America is Russia with corn syrup

>>63837279
and then you stop doing it after basic

>>63837408
They don't need guns, just stepping in unison and wearing their dress uniforms would look much better.

>>63837413
I guess a regular military salute would have been too professional-looking for the occasion...

>>63837389
>>63837395
It was very specific instructions. The historical section was in historicals, the ceremonials were in blues, and the line units were in duty uniform. The Army likes showing off all of its uniforms.
>>63837408
Yes. More specifically, the Secret Service throws a fucking fit about guns anywhere near the President. Even when they can't avoid it, they chamber check every single one, which also means that they fucking hate the Navy, because sometimes they cement their ceremonial rifles shut and then the Secret Service spends a minute and a half trying to get it open before someone explains it.

>>63837415
guarantee you the guys who fuck up during drills will fuck up during actual combat

>>63837409
It’s the army 250th birthday, but it’s being conflated to a political figures birthday that not everyone is a fan of. The parade was originally supposed to be small and not that much of an eye catcher. The president instead decides to make it something grandiose by including more stuff and it being set in DC. Those commanders won’t be relieved because it’s a problem with the administration itself for giving vague orders and turning the event into a political circus. Nobody wants to be there or really associate themselves with the president when the event was originally supposed to be the birthday of the army.

>>63837425
>specific
Yea no lmao. It was only specific enough to include uniforms of various generations, but it was vague enough for troops to not give a shit when it comes to how their uniforms appear and how they march.

>>63837396
If you look at it from the point of view of Trump as a wannabe dictator they kind of are like captive soldiers being paraded as a humiliation ritual
>you signed up to fight for democracy but now you march for ME

>>63837435
Given on how shit went down, it likely is the case kek. Nobody there looked like they are interested in the event. Just doing the bare minimum to not get chewed out.

>>63837429
>rangers are bad because they suck at drilling

dumbass. drilling is a skill that most people in the army dont practice after basic therefore they suck at doing it. this why the cadets were the best at marching because thats all they fucking do

this has nothing to do with "discipline" or "teamwork"

>>63837409
Nope, because they technically followed what is in protocol. Defiance through compliance by making every excuse/bare minimum shit possible to not do it. The marines did the same thing with the LA bullshit. Even though the secretary of defense said they are ready, the marines made the last call to drag their foot to deploy to the city.

>>63837434
No, that's what happens when you take 11Bs and make them do a parade in general. Go watch any other parade ever and compare the Old Guard to everyone else. This is normal Army bullshit, stop trying to turn it into your TDS venting show.

>>63837452
Anon, literally nobody there wants to be there and now the army’s birthday is conflated with a divisive political figure. It’s generally not looking good for the morale or enthusiasm for the parade for the soldiers and people attending it.

>>63837306
>>63837282
So the narrative has now shifted from >the Army is shit due to woke, its alm trannies and no warfighting!!!
to
>well ofc we cant march for shit, we spend all our time doing warstuff, like shooting and calling in airstrikes
Interesting

>>63837447
If they're unable to interpret the intentions of potus they should ask for clarification.
General officers serve at the pleasure of the president. He can't court martial them but he can surely relieve them.

>>63837456
>Anon, literally nobody there wants to be there
Welcome to the fucking Army.

>>63837452
>muh TDS
Please watch the parade and see how many are eager to be there. Even if they suck at marching, they wouldn’t look all ragged/amateurs. they look like they are barely even trying to keep up face. This parade is a shitshow and shame on the administration for turning the birthday of the army into a attempt at stroking ego.

>>63837232
That would get you murdered even at Navy OCS. What da fug? I get that none of them wanted to be there and do this shit, but at least don't fuck up the most basic of things.

>>63837473
I would have done the parade, but on the 4th of july instead.

>>63837462
No point if the orders are like that. It’s not the presidents personal army. Even the high command of the military think it’s bullshit, so they will likely never bother to be specific and leave it up to interpretation. As long as the bare minimum of standards are met, then it’s irrelevant.

>>63837473
>Even if they suck at marching, they wouldn’t look all ragged/amateurs
In the interesting of not shitting up the thread any harder, I'll just agree to disagree with you on that one.

>>63836670
Hey, TOG was actually on point, feed everyone else shit.
>t. another TOG fag

>>63837492
You the E Co. guy I ran into here a couple years ago?

>>63837499
uhhhhh, depends, fucking maybe?
>Its HONOR GUARD COMPANY

>>63837503
I was CinC Guard, had a chat a while ago with one that came in shortly after I got out, a little ahead of Trump 1.

>>63837508
Fuck, nah man, I got to TOG in early 18. (Unless you're getting your dates a bit fudged.) I was E Co, and ran into a dude in CinC from my home county that we spent 2 years right next to each other and never knew until we did Twilight Tattoo.

It was kind of a boring parade overall if we're being honest. There's really nothing noteworthy to talk about aside from the sponsors of the event and the only real good part being the fireworks at the end because it's hard to fuck that up. Considering how hastily it was all put together I think they were better off doing something else to celebrate the Army's 250th.

>military shows off a bunch of cool gear in a parade
>u/k/raine seethes
Isn't this the fucking WEAPONS board? What the fuck do you people want?

>>63837528
They'd be better off doing as the bongs do and just having few units parade in ourely ceremonial kit
Not this thirdie esque attempt at dick swinging

>>63837528
I think it was great for anyone who is low info about units or weapons systems, but the average tard here wanted some cool guy shit and already knew most of the information put out over the narration.

>>63837527
Ah, right, the Soldier's Creed recital. Sounds fun. For me, it was seeing a guy with my area code on his phone number. I should probably dig out a phone book and see if I can hunt him down. Was the band still doing fucking Uptown Funk and I'll Be There for the pre-show concert in your day?

>>63837538
>Boring parade with poor execution and no new gear gets criticized
>MIGA brings up Ukraine out of nowhere

>>63837548
>>63837551
I think it was pretty clear that it was meant to be one giant recruitment advertisement. Reckon they should've just done a whole event for the day where they'd just section off an area of DC. Have vehicles, hardware and all the good stuff parked around for people to check out and admire. Have different demonstrations for the public and general Q&A type shit. A big day out for the family essentially, it would've worked wonders and it's much easier to organize around.

>>63837556
>Was the band still doing fucking Uptown Funk and I'll Be There for the pre-show concert in your day?
Lmao, yes. I always volunteered for Vietnam squad for Twilight, shit was so much easier than marching element and you got to do final march on and mess with the vistors after.

>>63837538
Nigger that cool gear they're showing off has been shown off in the actual fires of war since before you were born
It just reeks of thirdie desperation to be taken as stronk and serious
Who the fuck has the USA got to prove itself to by driving slowly down its own streets? At least do something pride itself on historical ceremony and tradition rather than this poorly planned and performed shit
Fuck off idiot

>>63837538
>Ukraine out of nowhere
>trying to dismiss any criticism that this shitty parade has
This parade is shit and nothing to be discussed about outside of poor performance.

>>63837560
>>63837574
>Ukraine criticizes
>Retard screeching
Oh okay I get it. You guys are upset because Trump spent time and money on a parade instead of 5 billion missile for Zelensky to bomb Donestk children

>>63837444
If you're too low iq to even match your step to the guy next to you then you're as good as fodder.
No one is asking you to do fancy drills. I can already see a few faces in that Ranger unit that will be a liability in combat, you can tell from simple things like marching
Also, you people are making too many excuses for failing a very simple maneuver. This is a very wrong attitude to have

>>63837396
I am French and this was the most soulless thing I have ever seen. Why were they marching without their guns? Why wasn't there any 1776 reenactment LARPers, you guys have so many of them. You are supposed to be the kings of branding and marketing and there was no emotion, no storytelling...And the lack of color, where was the red white and blue effect? It was just grey and depressing af.

>>63837563
Yeah that would have been 100x better, again I will shill having a small ceremonial and well executed parade if you wanna push tradition and remembrance
The goons in multicam carrying drones who obviously do not give a fuck added nothing but took a lot

>>63837571
I did Korea once, and as fate would have it, there was like this 4-generation Korean dynasty there, and the patriarch absolutely would not stop gushing to the five-year-old about how "these men saved our home". My real regret is that I never pulled WW2, I had to live the ping secondhand. Never met a new soldier who didn't bust out in a grin the first time he heard it.

>>63837563
Bruh, there was, the national mall was loaded with vehicles and cool guy shit all day before the parade. I think were all too fucking autistic for the more basic shit that was offered for normies.

>>63837578
Enjoy your 3 days retard

>>63837596
>REEEE JANNY HE CRITICIZED UKRAINE REEEEEEE
shut up, dickwad.

>>63837584
I've got no issue with there being a parade, the marching bands are great but watching it today just makes me believe this whole thing wasn't set up with the intention of celebrating the 250th birthday of the US Army. It just felt secondary to it being Trump's birthday because those band performances and the parade songlist REALLY fucking felt like it was meant for him.

>>63837590
Well that just makes it even sadder then since all the focus was put on the parade instead.

>>63837581
Bongs and Frogs are the only nations on earth with the experience and know how to fight and the history and tradition to parade without it looking like LARP shit
The US should be but... well just look at it

>>63837563
That's what we do for Bastille day : parade in the morning, demos and army show open to the public in the afternoon

>>63837588
Me and the CinC guy got a picture with one of our state reps from Twilight, which is how we found out we grew up 30 minutes from each other. I always wanted to do Korea because my Grandpa was drafted for it. I never heard a ping in person until I bought a Garand for my collection.

>>63837602
>The main focus of the day was the main focus
bruh

>>63837563
>Reckon they should've just done a whole event for the day where they'd just section off an area of DC. Have vehicles, hardware and all the good stuff parked around for people to check out
they literally did that you drooling retard

you fags just want to complain. you didn't even watch this thing, the only reason you are posting about it at all is to seethe about le orange man because that's your entire fucking life.

>>63837563

Yeah that would have been 100% better than this lame ass parade. The narrator was so cringe and the announcing the sponsor was the most ‘murican thing ever and totally made this event seems very plastic.

I did watch the Troooing the Colour parade yesterday as well which was miles better than this shit.

>coinbase
Lmao

>>63837615
Did they stop shooting blanks for WW2? Hell, when I first got there, they broke out the AK for Vietnam and fired it from behind a bush (they were holding it on top of Cardiac Hill at the time, later moved to the main field), but for some reason that dried up a few months after I showed up. The BAR was broken basically my whole time, they got it up and running in my last week or 2, and holy shit that bitch was loud.

>>63837581
>Why wasn't there any 1776 reenactment LARPers,
there was, another faggot that didn't even watch it.

>MIGAtards raving because the parade that was tacky shit is called tacky shit
The only fuckers mentioning Trump are you morons
Fuck off to /pol/ if you wanna cream over a fat, jewish loving politician, this thread is for discussing a military parade (and a fucking embarrassing one at that)

>>63837647
Half the entire fucking thread got wiped by janny because it was all shitposting about evil heckin' DRUMFFFF!!!
Can you stop being a caricature for a second?

>>63837647
>There should have been X!
>There was X
>Well then they should have done Y!
>They did Y

>W-WELL X AND Y FUCKING SUCK!!!

yeah you are definitely making these statements in good faith.
Imagine being you, so consumed by the need to seethe over political horseshit that you can't even stop yourself from posting in every random thread on a dead 4chan board about something barely tangentially related.

>>63837656
You are the retard bringing him up again out the blue fucking idiot
We are discussing a fucking parade, not your zionist god ok?

>>63837669
Yeah you are definitely quoting me and not making a bad faith argument where you think anyone you don't like is the same anon
First day is it kid?

>>63837670
>You are the retard bringing him up again out the blue fucking idiot
>>63837602
>It just felt secondary to it being Trump's birthday

any other copes for us?
Go fuck off to /int/ or something you spastic asshole.

>>63837639
WWII had blanks every once in a while, but every time Vietnam reacted to contact, we had blanks, but the M60 got axed for blanks after the BFA free willyed halfway across C Hall. The contact was either AK blanks or a 240 with blanks.
>Cardiac Hill
Actual fucking PTSD after a bridge to bridge.

>>63837563
>one giant recruitment advertisement
MAGA will be sent to die for Israel. Based.

>>63837685
So why are you quoting me about it? Fuck off to /pol/ and suck more heeb loving dick there stupid cunt

>>63837689
>after the BFA free willyed halfway across C Hall
Holy shit, wish I could have seen that. My team leader once shoved a triple load of powder and the wadding into his musket and sent a fireball almost into the officers.
>Actual fucking PTSD after a bridge to bridge.
For me it was something like 3 Lincolns and an Exorcist every week, plus push-up day. I still feel the shin splints when I run hard enough.

>>63837572
It has nothing to do with "proving" your army is competent, and everything to do with nationalism, discipline, and public entertainment. The fuck is wrong you people?

>>63837727
Did you even read my fucking post?
That's my point, only thirdie shitholes are trying to prove anything with parades, especially by rolling MBTs down their own city streets

>>63837708
>Exorcist stairs
If those fuckers were wet, I hope your SGLI was fucking green. That shit actually terrified me having a foot shift mid way up.
>triple load of powder
CinC and PSB are why I have eternal ringing and lifetime beer money from the VA for it.

I thought only third world shitholes had these.

>>63837733
Did you read mine? I told you it has nothing to do with impressing people here or from other countries you illiterate retard.

>>63837743
I agree, who would want to be a third world shithole like france.

>>63836557
It was a resounding success.

>>63837735
Try doing it in January when there's fucking ice on the stairs, I'm still surprised nobody in my platoon broke a fucking leg running that thing.
>eternal ringing
One of the guys for the 2-pounder forgot his ear pro once. Said he didn't even hear the shot, he just went straight to full tinnitus. I think I made it out mostly okay, one incident of being caught in front of the PSB by a present arms aside.

>>63837746
It was set up like a third world shithole parade that does exactly that you fucking moron
Hence why they're rolling equipment that we have seen in actual war 2 to 3 decades ago down the capitol streets while you have men in ill fitting uniforms unable to march
Fuck me they're one step away from doing press ups on a lorry with negros flexing
That isn't a western traditional parade showcasing discipline, history and being a bit of fun for the public, its shitty strong man wank
You are dumb

>>63836871
Sure, okay, Brantley.

>>63837762
I feel like you (and most other seethers here on /k/) are just mad because you spent years making fun of Russia and China for having military parades only to realize people, most Americans included, actually like having patriotic cultural events but you cannot admit you were wrong because you're too prideful.

>>63837232
maybe they're deep cover democrats doing it on purpose to sabotage for trump?

>>63837758
Those stairs are the only time I ever feared for my limbs. I have a 3-inch scar from hitting failure on box jumps mid-rep, and probably had a hairline fracture according to my two nurse cousins. (My squad leader nearly threw up from looking at the chunk of skin and hair) I walked to the aid station and got told to go fuck myself.
Over time I just accepted that I wouldn't be able to hear shit after a ceremony if we were right next to PSBs 75mm guns without ear pro.

>>63837232
What
the
hell

And here i thought our (German) military was in bad shape.

It's like 1984+King Has no Clothes. Can we still rely US being 1st army of the world?

>>63837795
Nigger no
Go look at how the Frogs and Bongs do parades, that is awesome, cultural, oozes tradition and is historically relevant
This just is not that, it's much more akin to the thirdie homo sabre rattling shit

>>63837815
I almost understood your post but It needs more references to fiction for me to comprehend its meaning.

>>63837816
>le foreign parade good, domestic parade bad!

>creative commons level butt rock blasting from the speakers
>small groups of uncoordinated soldiers ambling by
BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR FRIENDS AT COINBASE. COINBASE, THE HOME OF CRYPTO.
>single squeaking tank rolls by

>>63836557
Trump still got oh I think he got it.

>>63837830
Hmmm ... Yes ?!

>>63837808
If there ain't bone showing, drink water and tough it out. The one time I got a running profile (IT band), I fucking lost it and just got back in formation because I knew they'd ask to see it.

That place fucking ruins people, man. You go in all bright and starry-eyed, wanting to do the high-speed infantry shit, and next thing you know they go "nah, you're too smart to be a grunt, go do fucking ceremonies". I got lucky, I only picked up the nicotine and vidya addictions, but alcoholism was through the fucking roof. Probably the best one was the guy who got pulled over for DUI, failed the breathalyzer, got handcuffed, and THEN decided to run for about 3 seconds before he ate shit when the MPs tased his ass. And then there were the sex addicts, holy shit did they get themselves into trouble. We had a guy get caught trying to smuggle a 15-year old hooker onto base in his fucking trunk.

>>63837830
Can you quote me saying that?
You are being purposely obtuse to cope with the fact that this parade to celebrate 250 years of proud history was presented as nothing more than a third world monkeys attempt to look stronk

>>63837830
>THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY OUR PATRIOTIC FRIENDS AT COINBASE™

>>63836522
I actually feel super embarrassed for the US Army. They march like a prison chain gang. Nothing but an absolute rabble. I woke up this morning expecting to watch the grandeur of the US military on parade, but instead was met with a big fat mess. If I was a US Army member or veteran I would be ashamed

How long until we hit Algerian pride parade levels of gay faggot shit?
I know one of you has the webm

I’ve always posted on here about how much I love military parades, I used to get called paradeanon a few years back because of how often I would bring it up. I always said the US should do more parades cause they fuckin rule. I was thoroughly disappointed by this travesty and I no longer want my country to do any parades. This truly broke my spirit and my heart.

>>63837879
I feel for you anon, that shit was dire and there was absolutely no need for it to be that way

>>63837862
its pretty obvious how little anyone other than the administration cared about this, even to the point of allowing soldiers to waddle along instead of lockstep really requires every single organiser to give less than a fuck

It probably speaks more about disjointed everything is now, nothing more than the bare minimum and cost. If this is how the Army treats parading then fuck knows how they'd go about any actual operation.

>>63836199 (OP)
Fucking hell lads cmon, you were raised better than that.

>>63837845
I signed for more information like a retard at reception at 30th AG.
>We had a guy get caught trying to smuggle a 15-year old hooker onto base in his fucking trunk
Wasn't the last time, unless we're talking about the same sack of shit.
I spent my first halloween out of basic watching a retard that tried to shoot another guy in the platoon in the barracks over a side of fucking fries.
This dude was a tub of fucking lard that should have never been able to enlist.
>Under constant watch, one NCO with two runners.
>Still has his phone.
>Tried to match with a whore on tinder. (Already had an underage baby momma)
>She was 17 and tried to climb through the window to meet with the tub of lard.
That retard should have fucking swung for it all, and that bitch had zero self preservation.

>>63837820
It's like a military holocaust.

XAAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA IMAGINE MAKING FUN OUT OF RUSSIAN MILITARY PARADE AFTER THIS XAAXXAXAAX NO WONDER YOU PUSH PIGGLERS INTO SLAUGHTER HOLY SHIT THIS IS JUST SAD

>>63837861
Come on anon, corporate sponsorship of a military parade is the most American shit ever.

>>63837912
>Meanwhile, at a russian military parade

>>63837896
Agreed Anon, but there comes a point where a little bit of self-pride needs to be invoked so that even if the task is shit, you don't embarrass yourself doing it at the very least. Imagine being personally tied to this event and that shit display for the rest of time.

I'm Australian. Our soldiers (former myself) are some of the most degenerate and laid-back swine known to history, but fuck even we can at least put on a good showing on parade - even if we dont want to. I guess we inherited some of that tradition from the bongs.

>>63837921 XAXAXAXAAX SEETHING US MUTT YOUR TROOPS CANNOT EVEN MARCH IN SYNC AHSHAHXAAXAXAXAAXAX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63837923
If you're proud to wear the uniform when you go and slot towel heads in the sandbox, you can be fucking proud of wearing it in your city streets so misses Miggins can envision her late husbands face on you and get wet at the thought of you bayonetting krauts
Yanks have seriously let us all down here

>>63837933
It actually reminded me of this. I'm waiting for someone to do the edit of this over clips from yesterday's march

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgnEBWy-JO8

The fucking Karelian Brigade sick leave section marches better than US Army. And rock music for the parade? With ads? And no salutes, just waving? Pahahahahahahahaaa!

>>63837901
I might just have to concede there, that's a hard story to beat, but let me try. We had a guy just a complete and utter fuckup. We're talking that kind of GT waiver coupled with massive anxiety issues and a bad case of high-functioning autism. He used a piss bottle because he was afraid of using the bathroom for fear of running into his roomate in the kitchen, and the squad leader found it during a barracks inspection. He latched onto me like a puppy, even slept on my couch during lunch to not go back to his room, because as much of a sack of shit as he was, I saw just a little bit too much of myself in him to just completely throw him in the dumpster the way the rest of the platoon did. Or maybe it was the puppy eyes. Kid went AWOL like 3 times, but I think it was more that he just didn't understand that he made a commitment to not just walk away. Then he finally deserted, and a month later he was back in chains, went to jail, got kicked the fuck out, and then CAME BACK TO VISIT. I even paid for his fucking plane ticket home in the hopes that I'd never see him again, and he came back to say hi and to pick up his car that he'd left behind 4/3 HQ for months. Drove the CSM fucking insane seeing it abandoned there for so long.

>>63837925
I’m sure the hundreds of thousands of Russians in drone gore comps are impressed.

XXAXAXAXAXAXAAX RUSSIA LIVES RENT FREE IN HIS HEAD
desu id think about russia too if that were my fucking army
no wonder mutts are scared shittless of us despite the fact that we manage with fraction of resoruces, sad

>Butthurt European larping as a Russian because of TDS

>>63837816
Oh yeah I can't wait to see what kind of abomination the Yookay comes up with in 2025 for a parade. Allah save the queen innit?

>>63837820
Voldemort heckin got in the white house with the infinity gauntlet chud this is NOT a laughing matter!

>>63837756
is this downtown LA after the latest riots?

>larping as Russian
AXAXAXAXAXAAXXAAX
i am belarus tho
You are still scared shitless of us to the point where You have to sanction our tractors just so john deer could compete
sad

>>63838030
Only potato man is scared of Belarus

>>63838038 people love luka here
he walks around city just like every other man
your president could never because he is hated to the point where he is scared for his life constantly

By far the most pathetic military parade I've seen. Euros do even these better.

A military parade to celebrate the presidents birthday ?

nice dicktatorship you've gotten yourself into amerilards

Why were tonks solid OD instead of good old three-color CARC?

Is it because coolguy Daddy Putin's parade tanks are solid green too?

The real question, will he do another parade next year?

>>63837975
They did a parade yesterday for the king and it shit all over this

>>63836199 (OP)
Why aren't the soldiers marching in unison? Is it a different doctrine or just not something usually done in the US? I'm not trying to flame, genuine question.

looks like absolute shit. how likely is it that the soldiers, if not the organisers themselves, are all doing some malicious compliance because they don't wanna be there (hence the shit cadence, low energy, general retardation)? Any current serving anons ITT got the inside scoop?

>>63838228
It's honestly just that US soldiers never got trained in marching etc. They never do parades, you can't expect them to be good at it just because TACO wants one to be like his husbando putin.

>>63838201
Parade troops spend a lot of time training for them. These are regular troops who probably didn't even spend half a week in training for it.

>>63838201
>Is it a different doctrine or just not something usually done in the US?
The army and other service branches actually do drill their people, though not as frequently as other countries. idk why so many of the units didn't march properly, but maybe there's an actual reason, I know that at other parades and events hosted or attended by US military units, you sometimes see this shit.
That said, if you're not gonna give people dress uniforms and just have them walk, at least stick them in full battle rattle and let them carry their weapons. You gotta go all in on one end of the spectrum or the other, if you try to go down the middle you'll just look lame.

>>63838201
Soldiers drill for parade once in bootcamp and generally never again. Our military culture hates them and only cares about making whoever ordered it say "eh, good enough".
It doesn't help that a lot of folks feel politicized and that their special day stopped being about them a few months ago.

>>63836199 (OP)
CPL Laqueesha Freeman should have twerked on the Bradley in a proud display of American culture and of the US Army's martial tradition of barracks bunnies

>>63837389
Yes actually. The Army is in a transitional period for dress uniforms with some guys having the old ASU dress blues and others having only the AGSU pinks and greens. OCPs with berets was chosen because everyone actually has it.

>>63837282
The bongs that do drill also got deployed, in fact I think all of them with bearskin or trotting about on horses have to have served at least a tour before they get to go parading around

>>63838201
>>63838201
Man, that was so shit, it looked like a parade of war prisoners.
Why were they walking without guns?

>>63836199 (OP)
It was camp.

>>63836199 (OP)
>Poor marching is probably not worth discussing
but attention to detail is, this is basic level one shit. if you and your team mates can't coordinate something as simple as marching in step, you're all going to fucking die.

>>63838228
Because, just like Zion Don, they don't really care.

Is cheeto nigger literally incapable of doing anything without making it absolutely tacky and cheap?

>>63838295
it's all 4D chess. Make the US military looking incompetent and retarded so the enemies of ZOG lower their guard.

>>63837130
>Is he carrying a DJI drone?
no thats not a mavic

I have never seen a military parade this pathetic
impressive

>>63838307
>if you and your team mates can't coordinate something as simple as marching in step, you're all going to fucking die.

that is such a boomer way of thinking.

>>63837240
>most countries would give their left nut to have a single Range battalion
That's a lie. Only the Bongs wanted something similar to that and they did it better.
The truth is, when you train a bunch of teenagers to become elite conventional forces, you end up with a unit no more or less competent at warfighting than lesser trained units composed of soldiers in their mid 20's early 30's, because experience actually matters. That's why there just isn't a comparable unit in terms of composition and training in the rest of NATO. Because it's a bad way to form a supposedly elite unit.

When you look at actually elite conventional units in other NATO armies, they aren't significantly better or more trained and equipped. They're just composed of soldiers who have already served in other units or desperate foreigners who'll do anything, like the French and Spanish Foreign Legions.
I don't know why Americans have that terrible tendency to throw people with very little experience into heavy training. That happened even at the highest level, Larry Vickers was in Delta at 19. They just don't have the existing knowledge of why they do what they do to benefit from that training.

>>63836199 (OP)
>>63838201
>>63838252
>Parade troops spend a lot of time training for them

That's bullshit. Dedicated parade units like the honor guard are way too small for an actual full scale parade.
Most parades worldwide consist of regular units selected for the parade as a point of honor (and also a moderately big pain in the ass, but bitching about things is just the natural state of being for boots).
After being selected, they drill regularly until the event, on top of their regular duties. It's not very hard to make people above 80 IQ lock step correctly after a couple of days. Their bodies should remember from basic.
This event was planned a long time in advance for the Army's 250th birthday, there is absolutely no excuse for the ragtag performance on display.
You guys are literally the world's 1st military with no one even coming close, I legitimately can't comprehend why it looked the way it did unless someone actively tried to sabotage the whole thing just to get a cheap dunk on the current admin.
t. Euro boot

>>63836199 (OP)
imma be real dawg, my majority-zoomer Air Force BMT flight marched better than most of the participants in this parade. That was really bad. Granted I marched like twice past tech school, but didn't these dudes have months of warning to remember how it works?
Also I saw Aloha Snackbar on the White House stream lol https://youtu.be/LTH9p7Gl5ME?t=5608

>>63836874
lmfao

>>63837413
based

>>63838238
my fucking CCF platoon when I was 16 had better drill than these schmucks lmao

>>63836199 (OP)
>Ads during the parade
Baguettes, Vatniks, Chinks and Norks are laughing at you.

>>63838373
does russia even have anyone left to parade?

>>63836814
An office event where the staff all make pizza together sound pretty fun actually.

>>63838143
CARC is outdated. There's a new surface coating that so far is only in desert and OD.
Black paint doesn't work well with IR signature management, and painting vehicles in a single color is a lot cheaper

>>63838392
The US military has been worrying about attrition and reserves in a potential Taiwan scenario for years now without a solution, the Russians instead were like "nah let's do it".

>>63837641
Please post the 1776 LARPers I want a good laugh.
And no I won't watch 2 hours of this shitfest.

>>63838373
to be fair, having ads is peak USA
wouldnt expect anything less

>>63838500
https://youtu.be/3-Unp5XoyXg?t=813

>>63838307
Honestly there's no reason why a modern military should waste time on practicing marching in formation, beyond the base utility of getting new recruits accustomed to following seemingly pointless orders. You could replace it with any other seemingly pointless activity.
However, if you go and cut the marching training, you should also have the presence of mind not to then have a military parade.
The brass should have recognized that these troops were not ready for the task they were given.

>>63838536
you're making too many excuses for failing at something extremely easy to do
It's like a grown man trying to explain why he can't do 2nd grade math

XAXAXAAXXAAXXAXA NAFO SISTERS XAXAXAXAAXXAAXXAXAXAAXXA

>>63838348
Ketään ei kiinnosta kuinka monta viikkoa harjoittelitte valaa varten.

T. Utti Chad

>>63838594
A swing and a miss.
Bývalý velitel roty by jim na tuhle přehlídku řekl "chovejte se jako bílí lidi, čuráci". Pokud by ho dřív neranila mrtvice.

>>63837223
100%
It's always the fat fucks or the 6'6 goliaths.

>>63836911
Nice call.

>>63837581
>>63837641
>>63838500
Old Guard F&D actually do stuff and practice and look good (for F&D)
Whatever the fuck the other people were doing is just borderline embarrassing. Although I'm glad they didn't reach out to any actual reenactors because we didn't want to get involved in this shitshow in the first place lmao

>>63838550
The truth is that outside of ceremonial units like the 3rd Infantry Regiment and units bands no one gives a fuck about marching. You can complain all you like, but whatever 3rd world shithole you live in would still get BTFO'd in combat by that parade alone.

>>63837232
Admittedly, they aren't even trying and need LOTS of yelled at.

>>63838645
Bongs and French both fight and march, this has been said over and over and over
Thirdies do stupid goose step shit, or attempt to show of their kit as a flex

>>63838660
>Bongs and French both fight and march, this has been said over and over and over

And they'd get BTFO'D by that parade alone

>>63838667
The Bongs and French would only need to say the evil scary n-word to send SSGT Shaniqua and MAJ Josephine (deadname Josh) into shock

>>63838645
Another excuse. Your soldiers can't even lock steps mate, that's the easiest shit anyone can do and requires little training.
manchildren who makes a bunch of excuses for not being able to do the simplest are not fit to be soldiers

What an amazing birthday gift for president trump

>>63838667
What are you trying to claim here, than the bongs and frogs militaries are weaker than solely that parade (lolno) or that the US is more powerful (noshit)
Not an argument for being unable to do an extremely basic task, or even look good while doing it

>>63836851
Nah they're overwhelmingly leftie
>t. popular furry artist

>>63838687
>argument collapses

Did they show anything unique? Cool weapons of the future and what not?

>>63836557
>Drumpf is Hitler!
>75%Mexicans
>25% bored whites just trying to find an excuse to start molotoving everything
What’s new here?

>>63838769
No anon, it was all decades old gear
It was shit

>>63838776
>making shit up
>literally impossible to prove the claim
>relying on 4chan racism to back him up

>>63837727
>nationalism, discipline, and public entertainment
So, thirdie shit.

>>63838841
yeah better do it the euro way: shit on your military and nationalism and then come cry to daddy america when big bad russki bear isnt responsive to diplomacy and your military has no guns and no one wants to fight.

>>63836522
>>63837232
>>63837240
>>63837259
>>63837270
>>63837408
>>63837452
>>63837563
>>63838307
Fun fact: soldiers were more pristine/coordinated in obamas Veterans Day parade than trumps 250th army birthday one. The attitudes of the soldiers are night and day too
https://youtu.be/unHaJLuFNfA?feature=shared
This has nothing to do with them being poorly trained or whatever excuses being put out, it has to do with the soldiers not being interested in this shitshow of a circus and it’s admins.

>>63836522
asmongold liked it and he is the average american. so the average american liked it.

>>63838937
>he is the average American
He represents being a contrarian. Outside of being a hoarder, he says whatever the twitch audience wants to hear.

>>63838937
A mongoloid? Who?
You liking it and being a mongoloid doesn't mean the average American is a brain dead spastic like you are

>>63837901
>>63837953
My apologies for being intrusive but I enjoyed your TOG convo on this /k/ thread. Are you lads in decent non-Army employment now? Also you should subtly figure out how to meet up in a public bar or whatever to have a beer or five about the old TOG days (no homo shit of course)

Anyone has webm of Egyptian parade with flexing buff niggas and slavas doing pushups on a truck?

>>63838778
they did all of the new gear at the end of the parade retard. Why do people who clearly didn't watch it feel compelled to comment with such authority?

>>63839007
What new gear did they show that wasn't at a minimum a decade old, if not 2/3 decades
That's not 'new'

>>63839007
Ah yes, the new gear that totally hasn’t been in service for at least a decade. The new sig rifles don’t count.

>russian /k/ is laughing at us
It's over

>>63839060
/k/ is also laughing at this shitshow too. Nobody is defending this parade outside of literal shills.

B..bros can we recover from the shame..?

>>63839070
Bring back Obama.

>>63839060
I'm laughing at a bad US parade and the mangled and mutilated corpses of young Russian men
How's that saying go? You shouldn't throw stones when you're being forced through a meat mincer kicking and screaming while your family is raped in front of you?

>>63837415
Not him but it’s a “give a shit” factor. If you’re willing to put the work in for some tedious, small stuff like marching then you’ll probably have a good mentality when you're getting put through the ringer. Doesn’t translate 1-to-1 all the time, there’s some guys who love drill but they suck at their jobs. Generally speaking though, it’s an easy way to see who will put in effort and who cares about the details. A lot of schoolhouses still require you to march everywhere unsupervised just to see who thinks they can get away with getting around regulations.
The Army also has gay ass marching cadences that are them singing, so let’s just be thankful they didn’t do it during this parade.
>>63837429
I wouldn’t go that far man. Some people lock in (as the kids say) for specific tasks. Again, not a direct relationship between marching and the job but you can definitely get an idea of who will give a shit for the harder stuff generally.

>>63839070
at least they didn't display the other sponsor

>>63839144
This has to be a joke surely?
This is shooped? Please?

>>63836813
>highly selective photo of country club conservatives
Fuck libs but the average Migatard are obese walmartians.

>>63839070
>Selling out the army to corporations
>Drone weapons everywhere
We're in the gayest cyberpunk dystopia

>>63839162
i doubt the average american knows how the russian flag looks. 60% would probably say its the hammer and sickle on red background.

Is it just me or did it seem incredibly retarded to hold this parade just days after Israel started bombing Iran?

Not to sound like a paranoiac but Iranian intelligence probably has at least a few sleeper cells in the United States, and even without them, there's definitely pro-Iranian sympathizers here who are passionate enough about their beliefs to commit acts of terrorism. The parade would have made the perfect target.

>>63839236
It was planned years in advance for the 250th anniversary of the army's founding. Way too big to cancel it for just another ME shitshow.

>Not to sound like a paranoiac
A bit late for that.

>>63839236
Iran wouldn't gain anything by doing that. If anything a false flag by Israel a-la 9/11 is ripe for the making to get the US involved in this new war.

>>63839236
>there's definitely pro-Iranian sympathizers here who are passionate enough about their beliefs to commit acts of terrorism.
Apparently there aren't since nothing like that happened.
jesus christ, the mental illness in this thread is unreal. literally sitting around masturbating crank bullshit theories about the stupidest stuff imaginable. why is this board so fucking terrible anymore

>>63839034
what? the new drone, robot dogs, sig rifles & LMG's, ballistic computer optics, those new weird squad infantry vehicle things and some ripsaw light tank meme.
>>63839041
>the new things dont count

>>63838769
This 2 look pretty good.

>>63839316
+photo

>>63839299
>jesus christ, the mental illness in this thread is unreal. literally sitting around masturbating crank bullshit theories about the stupidest stuff imaginable.

Some schizo attacked a Jewish congregation holding a commemoration for 10/7 with a homemade flamethrower not two weeks ago

>>63837756
And I'll fucking do it again too

>>63837772
A giant black dick on the republican's face

>>63836813
>One of the two groups of girls has a black guy in it.

The terrible optics of trump's birthday parade is the least of the republicans problems.

>>63839207
By the looks of it even the russians don't know their own flag.

>>63839258
>The parade was planned for two years
This is false.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-army-military-parade-what-to-know/

Maybe Trump is just trying to brighten up his idol Putin's mood. In a sort of way he's saying "your army may be riding donated Lada cars from the 60s into battle, but look! Our army is kind of scrappy too, don't feel bad!, i'll even put small little russian flags on the flag day flyer :3 "

>>63839480
most reddit post in this whole thread, congrats.

>>63839502
Thanks for the Moot gold kind stranger!

>>63838642
Please tell me that's not a bad George Washington cosplay.

>>63837204
>>63837203
the context makes this argument pretty silly. the cops on his phone trying to get a hold of his wife. a school teacher. she's dying in the next room as that picture was taken. it's actually pretty grim. people reposted it as evidence cops were lazy. isn't the internet a wonderful place.

>>63839299
90% of the posters are either non white or underage

The parade was based, europoors are seething because we stopped the gravy train for them.

>>63836798
>>63836998
>chinks and tattooed white trash
And Mr.Beast

>>63839514
It's not even high school production tier
It's first time home made cosplay tier

>>63837581
You would be speaking german If It wasn't for us, europoor faggot.

>>63839758
And you would be speaking proper English if it wasn't for us

>>63839814
seethe, europoor.

>>63838924
Not shocking at that soldiers will put effort into something done to honor them and the country, as opposed to being props for a birthday parade.

>>63838924
These "soldiers" In the video are all paid globalist actors, the ones In Trump's parade are real red-blooded americans.

>>63839844
Why are low effort Russian/Indian shitposts like this so easy to ID?

>>63839949
I'm american, unlike you.

>>63839954
Sure thing, pidor. Now pack your shit, you're going to the front.

>>63839954
The Russian/Indian shill even uses the same flowchat response, it's fascinating.
https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/I%27m%20american%2C%20unlike%20you/

>>63839968
>>63839970
You jail people for memes, europoor. We americans have nothing In common with you.

>>63839991
Jailing ziggers shouldn't be controversial. in fact, your kind should be shot on sight.

>>63840005
typical europoor trying to punish people for free-speech, unfortunately for you I am In america

>>63840040
You're not american, pidor. remember, if you don't want to die in the next meat wave, you always have the option of shooting your superiors and making a run for it.

>>63839001

>>63839001
>>63840110
That's Algeria (flags in the background at 0:21 and I recognize their president)

>>63840110
Pride parade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

>>63840182
You have no idea how closeted Algerians are. Zestiest country on the entire fucking planet
t.frog, just google the phrase "rebeu discret" and you'll see

>>63839337
>attacked a jewish congregation with a homemade flamethrower
Wicked lmao, why cant more schizo's do cool shit like this

>>63840243
What's so cool about killing innocent people?
What is your age anon, for reference.

>>63840224
Oh my.

>>63840258
>"innocent"
jews aren't any more innocent than the brown "people" they bomb

>>63839557
Multiple cops were stood round on their phones anon
And if they were that desperate they'd have been like the cop that got dragged away, or the ad hoc team that actually stormed the fucking place

>>63840316
Do crimes of other people of your religion transcend time, space and body?

What's your age, ape, i want to study your condition.

>>63836983
What was she even supposed to be?

>>63838937
If Asmongold is the "average american", then American deserves to die

>>63837115
>Also kek at the whole idea of having a military parade, your one step closer to being Burger PUCCNA
almost every western democracy has military parades and I am tired of this dumb psyop.

>>63836983
should've been in pink and greens, lying on top like a pin-up

>>63840110
This is why you need homosexuals in the army. Or else you don't get things like this.

>>63838373
They can post their guns anytime

>>63838978
It's the kind of place that generates a lot of memories, and as much as we bitch about it, I'm glad I did it. It wasn't an easy transfer out, barracks like is really fucking easy as far as responsibilities go, but I've got my feet back under me and I'm doing good.

One peek and I could tell this was parade was made more for kids and parents with some educational stuff thrown in rather than any serious posturing

Was everyone seriously expecting some kind of Vday parade?
Im sure the media is trying to spin it as a fiasco as theyre back to their 2020-2019 form of nonstop TDS fueled coverage and constant incitements for protests

>>63837447
I wonder what they were thinking
>let's send the branch that has the most Hispanic Americans and Chicanos to deal with rioters who are mad about deportations of Hispanic Americans and chicanos

>>63840447
>every western democracy
name 5

>>63840840
>This level of damage control.
It must have been a flop if this is what the talking points are.

>>63836798
Shame we'll never get a legitimate estimate of the crowd size that can be trusted. But the fact they're using ground shots and not overhead ones like >>63836557 is not a good look.

>>63840926
>calling it for what it is
>damage control
Ok reddit

Media is just mad that Trump didnt give them ammo.

If it was grandiose and impressive they would say OMG LOOK HOW MUCH HES LIKE HORTLER
Instead this just makes them look pathetic in their constant fear mongering of how Trump and his Gestapo ICE are gonna go 1984 on everything

>>63841229
>Trump’s parade was shit
>ON PURPOSE
lol wut

>>63839557
Why didn’t he go help his wife?

Just finished watching the parade and although the quality of the marching could have been better, it wasn't that bad although whoever chose the music deserves a slap because it was absolutely atrocious at the end. Like, I understand why you'd use Rock music, but I'm not sure why you'd choose ACDC, a British band, a remix of Van Halen's Jump followed up with the start of Stacey's Mum by Fountain of Wayne bleeding into Enter The Sandman by Metallica and I swear there was music from Spec Ops: The Line mixed in there to.
The dude duck-waddling with the drone and random YouTube sponsor adds were hilarious though.

>>63841545
Didn't even use 'Murica Fuck Yeah. So dissapointed.

>>63841258
Never said it was on purpose. It just wasnt anything special on purpose cause its a regular parade

>>63841545
and there was no lyrics so there was a alot of empty space in the songs

>>63841199
We're calling what you're saying what it is.
Damage control.
Vatnik tier damage control no less.

>>63841258
It's their current cope for why the parade was shit.
If there was going to be outrage. Imagine if a Democratic SoS was caught yawning while watching the troops march instead of Rube >>63838272 They'd be frothing at the mouth demanding his resignation saying he misrepresented the troops

>>63842722
>accuse others that which you are guilty of
Ah now it makes sense. This is a vodka nigger trying to do the ole switcharoo. 2 more weeks amirite?

Meanwhile in ziggerstania

No, but seriously, imagine having am9ilitary parade and having no tanks.