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>Please enlighten us with more batshit conspiracy thero... I mean, the REAL history "they" don't want us to know.
All of history before the tenth century AD is a forgery by the catholic clergy and the filthy west in general to make them look much older and important than Russia (yes, Iliad, Odyssey, clearly written by benedictine monks kek) and to pull away attention from the Russian Horde empire of which scytians, goths or huns were only minor parts of
Ancient Rome, Troy or Jerusalem didn't actually exist and were founded much later, all the historic events ascribed to them happened in Constantinople and yeah, historic Jesus was actually born on Crimea
Now, you might think this is some fringe barely known schizo-babble, but supposedly every third russian or so looks fondly on Fomenko's New Chronology so it's certainly not unknown among the general populace kek
Also i find it funny that even among similar conspiracy theories like Phantom Time or Rohl's chronology the russian one is the one that goes balls to the wall turbo schizo because the others usually feature just a few missing centuries or early egyptian dynasties
The potato theory is one my favorite ones because it kinda feels like it was born during a alcoholic bender of a uncle that believes Fomenko's chronology with a wine aunt that jumped on every meme diet fad that existed
There's only a few things marring it, the suspicious timing that coincides with potato shortages in russia, and the random potshots at the dutch that make no sense except for them being salty about the MH17 investigation, making it look not 100% organic, contrary to the potatoes it is about kek
