>accidentally cast into the edge of the cattails
>fuck
>start reeling it in, fortunately I am using heavy braided line so I can just rip through them
>fishon.avi
>decent sized pike eats the spoon
>proceeds to get tangled in the cattails
>completely stuck, the fish can't even pull line out when I let it go slack
>it doesn't look deep...
>strip down to my underwear, grab the cooler and jump into the cold ass water on a 14C evening
>wade out to where the fish is
>I can see it just hanging in the water limply
>start ripping cattails out of the water to try and get it free
>finally able to grab the fish and pull it out
>the hook somehow came off the fish
>shove it in the cooler
>the lid has floated away
>fish starts jumping
>try to stop it, its teeth take a chunk out of my finger in the process
>flops out of the cooler and into the water
>mfw
Next time I'm bringing my knife in the water and stabbing it in the fucking face as soon as I get a hold of it. I think all 3 people in the campground heard me yelling "cocksucker" when it disappeared into the water.

shan't be using a modbeast rage thread

>>718819295
>4060
LMAO i always knew its the fucking brokie poorfags who cry about performance

>>718728456
>THIS GAME NEEDS 500K CCU PLAYERS OR ITS SHIT AND FLOP!!!!

>>718634572
LMAO why are they using AI slops for the thumbnails now instead of maybe the actual game?

>Turn off enemy targeting & dashes being synced with current direction
>Still implemented anyway lol

FUUUUUCK YOOOUU GAME

>DRUMPF MENTIONED
Thread derailed.

>>534843263
1. DRUMPF BAD!
2. SCOOPS!
3. REEEEEEEsist!
4. ?????

did you know that ColBERT doesn't like Donal Blumpf? I just found out and am shocked that he is speaking truth to power by using his comedic talent of prancing around like a fairy.

>>63881355
CHEETO BENITO.
FASCIST DORITO.
MANGO MUSSOLINI.
BIG. ORANGE. MEANIE!

>>507933512
>BLUUURRRRPPFFFFFTTT!!!1122111
I miss 2017 and I miss colbertposting.

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