What's the best gun to shoot myself in the head with?

>>63920008 (OP)
My dick.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>63920008 (OP)
Any of them. Just do it before you post again.

>>63920008 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>63920010
Five years ago, I fucked ya mudda thirty thousand times in the blink of an eye, and my dick just fuckin' exploded like semtex in the burger town. AC-130 sized ass making me act up. 25 nuts made me tac nuke all over. One man army. Enough bakery for ramirez, sgt. foley, even cucktain price, foap, and gist. No cap. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of that ass. I know you understand.

>>63920008 (OP)
Don't do it OP there are people who love you. I love you. Suicide is also against most religions and there is severe punishment for it. Seek help.

>>63920023
hahaa yeahhh
fuck ya
mudda OP
ahah

>>63920008 (OP)
The friends we made along the way

>>63920008 (OP)
do a flip off a 5 story building, thats way cooler, livestream it too

>>63920008 (OP)
Nerf

>>63920030
based anon.

All warfare is based on fucking ya mudda. For years, the West's hypocrisy has made the world jizz. The corrupt goon; while our brothers and sons spill their own semen. But dick thrusts both ways. The bigger the cock, the more likely ya mudda will fuck it, and when a nation cries for cum, the $2.99 onlyfans spreads like a wildfire. The half ass porno with a 2005 mini-disc camcorder builds, devouring everything in its path. Our enemies believe that they alone fuck ya mudda, but all it takes is the cock of a single man.

>>63920047
incoming ban

>>63920048

>>63920053
you don't

>>63920008 (OP)
Don't be a faggot. Your ancestors and future descendants are watching. You have a responsibility to not be a disappointment. Get on your feet and unfuck yourself.

>>63920008 (OP)
listen to this if you have 30 minutes to spare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTU0XEzJtWQ

Shotgun never fails

>>63920023
Your best work yet

>>63920008 (OP)
155mm

>>63920008 (OP)
Why use a gun when you can use an industrial water jet table?

>>63920008 (OP)
something automatic, you dont want to agonize.
but dont do it, life is suffering, you will die in the end dont be a bitch

>>63920088
>noooo you cant be done with life when you want to
>just live and suffer forever with everyone else

Stay away!

>>63920008 (OP)
.22lr, it'll ricochet around inside your skull, liquefying your brain. Make sure to shoot through your eye, upwards into the frontal lobe for maximum ricochet action.

>>63920088
How can you just accept the conditions of life? No one asked for any of this

>>63920008 (OP)
.22. I heard it bounces around inside the skull. I'm probably gonna do it with a 45 though.

>>63920091
NTA
1 Corinthians 6:20

>>63920008 (OP)
a 12 gauge obviosuly

>>63920008 (OP)
An airsoft or paintball gun.
Don't know why the other posters' are recommending real guns, that shit would fucking kill you.

>>63920163
>How can you just accept the conditions of life?
by accepting them
obviosuly

>>63920193
with birdshot

>>63920008 (OP)
>What's the best gun to shoot myself in the head with?
Next time, try:
>What's the best gun with which to shoot myself in the head?
Avoid ending sentences with prepositions.

>>63920008 (OP)
Super soaker

>>63920030
>Suicide is also against most religions and there is severe punishment for it.
God will literally hurt you for killing yourself. Thy God is a venful and spiteful God. Thy God does not love you, so don't kill yourself for attention.

>>63920205
tbqh at a point blank range i dont think it would matter, itd be like a slug anyways

>>63920214
NTA
John 3:16

>>63920206
>Avoid ending sentences with prepositions.
literally nothing wrong with doing that
https://youtu.be/BccyQaNKXz8?t=720

the best gun to kill yourself with is a 1000HP hellcat full of 5 gallon cans of gasoline, going over 170 MPH into a solid as fuck 8 foot thick concrete wall.
>>63920010
FPBP
/THREAD
>>63920023
MAH POOR MUDDUH.......
>>63920040
fuck yes, imagine the kino flipping and OH JESUS GOD I DONT WANT TO DIEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH on the way down
>>63920206
BASED ENGLISH MAJOR


SUICIDE IS FOR ATTENTION WHORE DICKLESS TRANNY FAGS THAT ARE EVEN DUMBER THAN PAJEETS. IF YOU KILL YOURSELF, GOD FORCES YOU BACK HERE AS A PAJEET, VERILY A FATE WORSE THAN ETERNAL HELLFIRE.

>>63920163
By not being a pussy. By appreciating the little blessings we recieve every day. By having the will to push on and find meaning in your existence. Depression sucks, but honestly you just need to man up and get over it. Make positive baby step changes to your life and snowball it from there. Work hard because that's how men feel good about themselves.

>>63920274
How do I have sex?

op, before you do it try a new outdoor hobby. i got into going out to creeks and streams and photographing dragonflies for inaturalist last year and i think it saved my life

>>63920163
I've been there too OP. It sucks sometimes, so.etimes it's so bad it seems like there's just no way out but dead. I know what my gun tastes like, it's not good, and it's not worth it. I don't regret putting the gun down and walking away. My loved ones are glad I'm here, and that's enough. I couldn't go through with it knowing how hurt my mom would be. It was worth the bullshit in the end, I'm where I want to be in life now, and life really is worth living. Call a loved one and talk about where you're at, or anything, or nothing at all. My friends and family kept me alive back then. They'll do the same for you if you gove them a chance.

>>63920008 (OP)
At least do something cool first. There's gotta be something you've always wanted to do or someone you wanted to kill.

Just chill my boy. Think of tuxedo Pepe with a cigar

>>63920532
>or someone you wanted to kill

Mine. Where are you.

>>63920308
Dragonflies are cool
[spoiler]so are (u) anon[/spoiler]

I can imagine you got some really great images and memories from that. I agree, finding something to do really helps. When I say 'to do' it's like anon said there with having to go out, haul ass and take pictures. Something that really takes you away from the black dog of depression.

I've been in a similar stage of late, and as soon as the wallowing in despair has run its course I intend to get up and go do something productive again. Productive doesn't mean make someone else profit necessarily, it just means do something creative.

We all die in the end, no reason to rush it. Temporary problem you face you want to use a permanent solution for. It's just a bad day (or series of days, or months) - not a bad life.

Good luck anon.

>>63920633
Despite all the rage I am still just a rat in a cage

>>63920647
>as soon as the wallowing in despair has run its course I intend to get up and go do something productive again
Honestly, despair is one of the few things in our minds we can tell to fuck off, and it will. It might take a while, but if you keep telling it to fuck off, it will. The sooner you get out there and do something productive, that's when you start telling despair to pound sand. When it shows up, you just smile harder (and watch Caddyshack, life is hard to hate when you watch Caddyshack), and every day it shrinks away until it fucks all the way off.

Yep, I've sat there very seriously considering why I bother waking up every day when the only thing waiting for me was pain. Eventually, after despair fucked off, I found something to live for. Disc golf, at first, an excuse to go innawoods and turn my brain off for a few hours. Then the people I meet at my job. Eventually, a girlfriend. A wife. A family. It all started by wanting to just sleep forever, and deciding to instead just go walk a nature trail.

>>63920023
Real.

>>63920023
This goes into the annals of 4chan poetry.

>>63920206
No, that is retarded.

Why OP? What's wrong? Tell us

63920784
what blew up this time in russia?

Mark 12 5" gun