Thread 63930530

L.A., New York, etc. How would you get ready?

>>63930530 (OP)
Construct a suicide vest

>>63930530 (OP)
Best girls.

... And put it on a dog, just like the Germans.

Leave.

>>63930530 (OP)
I would make a shitty thread on /k/ about it

>>63930602
/thread

>>63930530 (OP)
I love Nichijou. I have the whole manga and Blu Ray box set. I watch the whole series like once a year.

>>63930530 (OP)
>L.A., New York, etc

those are two completely different kinds of city with completely different laws. you are either a euro or a flyover.

>>63930801
Just say you don't know and will throw youself from a bridge like a quitter.

>>63930850
have you ever been to a large city before?

>>63930801
Wrong!

[I know, I gave two different kinds of cities because i wanted varying answers.]

>>63930530 (OP)
Post up at relatively long range from the city limits proper
Pick off everyone to tries to escape
Bring friends and beer

>>63930602
>>63930796
>>63930602
>>63930796
>thousands, if not millions of people get the same idea
>get stuck in an endless line of stationary traffic if moving by vehicle
or
>get shot by a young future doctor if moving on foot/bike if you carry anything remotely worth taking
And don't tell me "I'll just pay attention to the news and gtfo before shit pops off", because we get to that stage every summer and you still gotta go to work on Monday.

>>63930797
Based

>>63930940
Unless you're in an area that is geographically restricted, you can almost always bypass a traffic jam if you're willing to go out of your way.

>>63930530 (OP)
What sort of conflict are we talking about, mate?

>>63930539
Go back to /ak/

>>63931878
Whatever is most likely dependent on the city. In L.A., let's say ICE is at your door or "protestors" are trying to beat it down, or you got mixed up with a local gang if you want to be vanilla about it.

>>63931899
Cirno website, dumb frog!

>>63931910
Anine is the cancer killing this board

>>63930530 (OP)
1) Create a private goon force worth 180 million dollars.
2) Call in the army to fire bomb the place.
3) Pocket 180 Million dollars.

>>63931968
r/4chan lost

>>63930530 (OP)

kino

Basic preparedness. Continue your routine and don't hoard shit because shelf life is going to fuck you over anyways. There's not much else to say really.

>>63931300
Most major cities are located near lakes and rivers with limited means of egress. Bridges particularly will jam almost instantly and highways themselves are pretty much just extremely long bridges. The thing about traffic jams is that everyone else with a brain is also trying to bypass them, bringing all other surrounding roads to a standstill. Unless you can get out several days ahead of the happening you're gonna get stuck, so you might as well hunker down instead and wait for it all to blow over.

>>63930530 (OP)
Get all my friends and relatives to help cut off food and water.

lol

>>63930530 (OP)
By not living in an urban shithole.

>>63930530 (OP)
fuck ya
mudda

>>63930797
I'm excited for the upcoming anime by the same author

>>63930797
It's so good. I especially love the animation in the anime, it's so goddamn clean and consistent.

it is doubtful i would know there was a conflict before they were on my street, i assume they would not show up in numbers, but couple empty buses

>>63930530 (OP)
>L.A., New York, etc. How would you get ready?
get some popcorn, not my problem

>>63930530 (OP)
The basics are going to be the same for any conflict, anywhere. Make sure your home is secure as you can make it, store enough supplies that you don't need to leave for at least a couple of weeks (ideally months), build up a network of trusted friends and family you can rely on, and ensure you've got whatever skills you think you might need.

One consideration specific to living in the city is the risk of fires spreading from a neighboring apartment or building because power outages have left everyone relying on candles and propane stoves for lighting and cooking. Try to live in a home which minimizes this risk as much as possible, I guess. If you're on good terms with your neighbors (which you should be) then you could gift them fire extinguishers and a handcrank LED lantern prior to the conflict breaking out.

>>63930801
No gun urbanoid trash.

>>63930860
Urbus Delenda est.