Thread 63953011 - /k/ [Archived: 508 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 9:57:37 PM No.63953011

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What weapon would you use to smite him?

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Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:01:41 PM No.63953025

.45 Auto

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Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:15:45 PM No.63953094

muh dik

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:22:36 PM No.63953129

Probably the Secret Fire and the Flame of Anor. Or muh dick.

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:25:31 PM No.63953140

SW Model 10 3

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>>63953011 (OP)
I would take a Smith & Wesson Model 10. Since the Balrog is black, I probably wouldn't even need to fire all six shots before it turns around and runs away.

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Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:38:23 PM No.63953195

>>63953140
>>63953025
Balrog ain't no afraid of your lead toys

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Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:51:11 PM No.63953234

>>63953011 (OP)
Super Soaker

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 10:57:13 PM No.63953248

>>63953011 (OP)
nuclear war head

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 11:03:58 PM No.63953262

>>63953011 (OP)
Look at that thermal signature. What a dumbass.

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 11:07:04 PM No.63953270

>>63953011 (OP)
why, my peenus weanus of course

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 11:17:42 PM No.63953311

1615086630381

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>>63953011 (OP)
My hunger

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 11:18:46 PM No.63953315

AND WE SAID NAY,

WE ARE CHICKEN JOCKEY

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 11:56:05 PM No.63953448

>>63953011 (OP)
For maximum disrespect, I'd use a used Hi-Point CF-380.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:02:11 AM No.63953474

Glorfindel_and_Ecthelion

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>>63953011 (OP)
call in these niggas

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:07:59 AM No.63953495

1750889905038732

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>>63953011 (OP)
just change the channel, it's fake and gay

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:42:09 AM No.63953634

>>63953011 (OP)
Warhammer of Aule, or if I haven't found it yet Ringil or the Quarterstaff of Olórin.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:43:55 AM No.63953647

turbotank

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:53:25 AM No.63953696

bucket

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>>63953011 (OP)
This is a bucket

I have filled it with water

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:58:01 AM No.63953718

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Carl Gustav with a LOT of ammo.

If it's an open field grudge match and I'm not limited to what me and a buddy can carry into Khazad-Dum, I'm hiding my ass a mile away to call in PGMs. Fuck facing down Durin's Bane mono-a-mono, lol

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:02:33 AM No.63953735

512034596_

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>>63953011 (OP)
If we're still at Durin's Bridge, picrel.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:18:41 AM No.63953796

>>63953195
>God is real in LoTR and Eru Iluvatar is the God of the Bible
>.45 ACP is God's caliber
I don't see how this wouldn't work.

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:20:12 AM No.63953803

>>63953011 (OP)
imma drop 20 bags of 1000 coins then detonate 'em

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:21:50 AM No.63953812

>>63953011 (OP)
a sword with some runes
should work

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:01:43 AM No.63953996

>>63953796
It won two world wars to be fair

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:40:38 AM No.63954652

Big-Iron

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Iron is the natural enemy of supernatural evil entities.
And nothing brings it like BIG IRON.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:41:33 AM No.63954655

>>63953011 (OP)
Good writing

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:57:42 PM No.63955647

>>63953011 (OP)
Anon is from Finland

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:17:24 PM No.63955678

AIDS medicine has rotted your cheeks away, Thiel. Regardless of billions they've let you front, you're on the same footing as a buttnaked nigger.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:08:48 PM No.63955774

>>63953011 (OP)
Concrete JDAM.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:18:04 PM No.63955787

Billy

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>>63953011 (OP)
Summon the Avatar of Aniki!

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:25:50 PM No.63955804

Weapons_practice_(8480477446)

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>>63953011 (OP)
Carl Gustaf to the face.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:26:36 PM No.63955805

>>63953474
The correct answer.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:32:09 PM No.63955811

>>63955787
Aniki so gonna wrestle that Barlog into a sweaty mess!

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:32:32 PM No.63955815

M-79

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>>63953011 (OP)
The Flame of Anor.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 2:33:38 PM No.63955818

20250708_121136

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Can we also ask other /k/ related fantasy questions here? Cause I've been dying to ask what the tactical/strategic reasoning is behind giving Gnolls access to firearms but don't wanna kill a thread for it.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 4:28:10 PM No.63956085

>>63953011 (OP)
Stinger MANPAD. It's a Heat Seeker. you see