Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:22:36 PM
No.63953129
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Probably the Secret Fire and the Flame of Anor. Or muh dick.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:25:31 PM
No.63953140
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>>63953195
>>63953011 (OP)
I would take a Smith & Wesson Model 10. Since the Balrog is black, I probably wouldn't even need to fire all six shots before it turns around and runs away.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:38:23 PM
No.63953195
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>>63953796
>>63953140
>>63953025
Balrog ain't no afraid of your lead toys
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:03:58 PM
No.63953262
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>>63953011 (OP)
Look at that thermal signature. What a dumbass.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:07:04 PM
No.63953270
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>>63953011 (OP)
why, my peenus weanus of course
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:18:46 PM
No.63953315
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AND WE SAID NAY,
WE ARE CHICKEN JOCKEY
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:56:05 PM
No.63953448
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>>63953011 (OP)
For maximum disrespect, I'd use a used Hi-Point CF-380.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:07:59 AM
No.63953495
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>>63953011 (OP)
just change the channel, it's fake and gay
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:42:09 AM
No.63953634
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>>63953011 (OP)
Warhammer of Aule, or if I haven't found it yet Ringil or the Quarterstaff of Olórin.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:53:25 AM
No.63953696
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>>63953011 (OP)
This is a bucket
I have filled it with water
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:58:01 AM
No.63953718
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Carl Gustav with a LOT of ammo.
If it's an open field grudge match and I'm not limited to what me and a buddy can carry into Khazad-Dum, I'm hiding my ass a mile away to call in PGMs. Fuck facing down Durin's Bane mono-a-mono, lol
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:02:33 AM
No.63953735
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>>63953011 (OP)
If we're still at Durin's Bridge, picrel.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:18:41 AM
No.63953796
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>>63953996
>>63953195
>God is real in LoTR and Eru Iluvatar is the God of the Bible
>.45 ACP is God's caliber
I don't see how this wouldn't work.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:20:12 AM
No.63953803
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>>63953011 (OP)
imma drop 20 bags of 1000 coins then detonate 'em
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:01:43 AM
No.63953996
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>>63953796
It won two world wars to be fair
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:40:38 AM
No.63954652
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Iron is the natural enemy of supernatural evil entities.
And nothing brings it like BIG IRON.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:17:24 PM
No.63955678
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AIDS medicine has rotted your cheeks away, Thiel. Regardless of billions they've let you front, you're on the same footing as a buttnaked nigger.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:18:04 PM
No.63955787
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>>63955811
>>63953011 (OP)
Summon the Avatar of Aniki!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:32:09 PM
No.63955811
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>>63955787
Aniki so gonna wrestle that Barlog into a sweaty mess!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:33:38 PM
No.63955818
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Can we also ask other /k/ related fantasy questions here? Cause I've been dying to ask what the tactical/strategic reasoning is behind giving Gnolls access to firearms but don't wanna kill a thread for it.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:28:10 PM
No.63956085
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>>63953011 (OP)
Stinger MANPAD. It's a Heat Seeker. you see
