>decloaks in front of your starship
what do you do, /k/aptain?

>IMPULSE FULL AHEAD
Fuck you knife ears.

>>64041448 (OP)
>goes to the Holodeck
>run RikerBethazedAdventure#2.exe for one last nut

RAMMING SPEED!

>>64041448 (OP)
>be the barber
>cut hair.

SIMPLE AS.

>>64041448 (OP)
All power to the MAC cannon
decloaking in FRONT of my ship was the last mistake these guys will ever make

>>64041534
>MAC cannon
based

>>64041448 (OP)
>what do you do, /k/aptain?
I rape, with malicious intent

>>64041461
>>64041514
Based

>>64041448 (OP)
Quantum Phasers to maximum, maybe fly to the left or right and a throw a antimatter torpedo to seal the deal.

Someone post the Barclay pasta

>>64041570
Here’s one I made
>Computer, I want you to recreate the early 24th century battle and massacre known as the “Rape of Bajor” via a mixture of historical records and late 24th century Bajoran propaganda exaggerations
>Now I want you to physically alter all members of the Cardassian Guard present at the battle to be exact replicas of Engineer Gilora Rejal
>But for their mental states to remain the same, albeit with the alteration that they now view me as a 11 year old Bajoran schoolgirl
>disengage safety protocols,
>Engage program

>>64041570

>>64041448 (OP)
Separate the saucer section with the crew on board and remote pilot the main section at warp into the enemy ship.

>Deactivate shields
>Deploy all escape pods
>Realize we didn't actually evacuate onto the escape pods
>Get blown up

>>64041534
kinetic projectiles do nothing to trek ships if their shields and deflectors are up. it's why they can go near c on impulse.

>>64041514
>>64041461
>t. Davion naval academy graduates

>>64041865
And yet literally every single time we see an object of significant mass hit a ship in star Trek even at extremely low visual maneuvering speed it's treated as catastrophic.

>>64041891
>Davion navy
It's absolutely hilarious that the only naval battle they ever won was when they fired on disabled Taurian ships broadcasting SOS and then immediately after lose nearly 90% of their navy.

>>64041865
So why does ramming work? A fat enough slug going fast enough WILL fuck up a shielded ship.

>>64041986
>The shield turns the fast blow, admits the slow kindjal!

>>64041965
shields down. (or new writers don't use their brains.)

they go close to or beyond the speed of light with basic thrusters, meaning hitting a rock will have gargantuan levels of energy. they got around this by the "deflector dishes", which as they say, deflect these sorts of things. when they're firing torpedoes at one another at near c or warp, it's the same things in that they're kinetic projectiles, but the impact itself does nothing; it's the specific magic warheads they use (magic antimatter or quantum mumbo).

>>64041865
Trekkies are lying fucks

>>64041448 (OP)
Just throw everything at it. Warp core, antimatter nacelles, every torpedo and beam weapon, fucking start finding staff you don't like and space them at high speeds towards it.

Anti-matter HEAT warheads, that's all it is. Torpedos shape charge on the sheild and blow the antimatter right through it.

>>64041448 (OP)
>Number two, arrange them a digital media package. Portray them as the onions wojack and us as the chad gamer.

>>64041646
Fucking cerebral

>>64042181
Tourist.

But yeah.

>>64041865
I'm not sure you fully appreciate how fast this particular projectile is moving

>>64041534
>>64041549
>>64042151
HALO is a pale imitation of actual superior sci-fi works from the past, only good things in the setting are the aesthetic unsc ships (tech inside is garbage though)

>>64041448 (OP)
>what do you do, /k/aptain?
Cloak

Well I’m taking a shit right now so it’s going to have to wait about fifteen minutes.

I activate the Death Blossom

Just stay on course? Smaller ships yield to larger ones, and if they didn't see this ship coming then that's on them.

>>64041974
the Marik carrier strike groups got cucked the most

one understands why the Jihad Reset had to happen, but the writers' hatred for warships meant they were mostly wiped out in stupid ways
the Goons got more screentime than the great naval battles

>>64042591
I have no idea what you are talking about

>>64041448 (OP)
All the TNG movies suck balls.

>>64041448 (OP)

>in front of your starship
I fire the main gun.

>>64042771
ironically feddies would blow the fuck out of 40k ships in 1v1s
but their sheer numbers compared to the federation's fleet of """exploratory""" ships means they still win

>>64041448 (OP)
>be ship captain
>beam myself right in front of their captain
>fart in his face
>beam myself back

>>64042903
>he killed himself
>then had his clone kill himself
>then made another clone
lmao

>>64042908
to my last clone it will be as if nothing happened

>>64042510
Halo is cooler, Star Trek is a product of its time, and should have ended with TNG. Same with Halo and how it should've ended with ODST. Not to mention trekkies are power level scaling retards. Sometimes immitation is the best, most flattering thing about sci-fi (or fiction in general). Derivative=/=bad, because without immitation we wouldnt have mjolnir, the Halo rings, or Sgt. Johnson.

>>64042771
40k is for faggots. It is as bad as the star wars fanbase.

>>64041448 (OP)
Fire the wave motion cannon.

>>64042533
BUT THAT'S JUST A VIDEO GAME!

>>64042510
Bungie Halo is much much cooler than Star Trek lmao

>>64041448 (OP)
Hail it, it shoots while cloaked. It doesn't need to decloak to kill us, so it probably wants to talk. Go ahead and get ready to ram it with the warp go rigged to go along with all the torps in storage, tho.

>>64041646
Haven't seen this one, usually it's the lactose intolerant Troi one.

>>64041448 (OP)
I strip naked. I cover myself in grease. I order my crew to teleport me into the enemy ships locked room. Rape is a weapon of war.

>>64043289
Bungie Halo has not existed for longer than most of the posters on this board have been alive. Also their ships names range from middle school poetry assignment, to look how clever I think I'm being.

>>64044510
>Grease

Are you a scotsman?

>>64044520
Please do not peel away the anonymity that cloaks me.

> Be me
> Commander of most advanced fleet of warships in the known universe
> Enemy invites me to their capital
> Nuke it
> MFW nothing personal kiddo

>>64044525
Was only asking to better gage the viability of your strategy. Quoth Groundskeeper Willy, "There's nay an animal alive that can escape a greased up scotsman."

>>64044530
Ah, the only human to ever win in combat against a Minbari warship. Love his story of how he did it. The minbari had some tech that made their ships untargetable to human systems, so Sheridan got a cruiser that was chasing him to follow his ship into an asteroid field, and had his crew convert a bunch of their nuclear warheads into ww2 style magnetic contact mines that they hid on a bunch of the asteroids.

>>64044557
Or they were manually detonated and they eyeballed it, I forget which it was.

>>64041448 (OP)
>"open a channel, all hailing frequencies"
>"confirmed sir, all frequencies open"
>"UGLY! YOUR SHIP IS UGLY!"

>>64044557
Haha yeah fuck them boneheads. Nukes don't need to target much.
>>64044564
Nah he basically mined the asteroid field, send a distress call, bonies turned around to chase them down and got shown to the rice cooker

>>64044557
I wish I loved nukes as much as Sheridan.

>>64044950

>>64044530
this show is fucking awesome, i still haven't seen anything that can compare

>>64041448 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c55PtTyvfE4

>>64041448 (OP)
Fucking finally, I ordered pizza 5 hours ago.

>>64042903
Why not just beam the fart?

>>64041448 (OP)
Warn it that trek fans are pedos

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-23994131

Star Trek fan Anthony Alleyne jailed for child porn offences

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857

The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.

>>64041448 (OP)
Where did your manchild incel ass come from? Go back to /tv/ where your shitty fantasy filled fake bullshit only incels obsess over belongs. And stop spamming your stupid retarded fucking nerdslop on /k/. Grow up and get a real hobby.
>>64042510
Nobody but obese greasy incels and femcels watch shart trek. And only the worst of the worst of those greasy obese incels and femcels obsess enough about that shitty globohomo fanfic to post about it on unrelated /k/. Go back to /tv/ with the rest of your loser flock.

>>64041534
>Magnetically Accelerated Cannon cannon

>>64045109
it's the message

>>64042000
>shields down
Nope, every single time. I cant recall off hand a single instance in TOS, TNG, ENT, VOY, or DS9 that any object with even 1/100th the mass of a ship hitting it at literally any speed was treated as irrelevant.

Thanks for lying though.

>>64041637
>Now I want you to physically alter all members of the Cardassian Guard present at the battle to be exact replicas of Engineer Gilora Rejal
Based, O’Brian should have ditched the yellow banshee and gotten himself some Cardi puss.

>decloaks in front of your ship

What do?

>>64042510
That's cool, man. I didn't play those superior sci-fi works on Xbox.

>>64041448 (OP)
>"hey cap, something just"
>"Oh shit!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Da4AK7HUFI&list=RD7Da4AK7HUFI&start_radio=1
>"10 points sir?"

>>64045404
das rite
and when I'm done I'm gonna go collect my pay from the ATM machine

>>64042510
You are a pale imitation of someone with actual taste

>>64042771
Honestly just having the ability to do FTL without exposing oneself to the forces of chaos gives the federation a pretty decisive advantage

>>64042771
the federation is DAoT humanity on the rise to power, Imperium is tens of thousands of years into post-DAoT decline. Unless they're facing Necrons, Eldar or an Ark Mechanicus that happens to be hiding black hole cannons, they just win. Fucking trekkies

>>64046748
Warp travel in 40k is like Warp 1,000,000. You can cross the entire Milky Way galaxy in less than a year

>>64041448 (OP)
Transport a bunch of torpedoes inside it before it can raise its shields.

>>64046636
Cum
shid
cry

>>64046803
so, transwarp?
standard for any ship built past TOS.
though always takes juuust enough time for an enemy torpedo to hit before it can fully charge.

>>64047038
>ciswarp

>>64044530
Daily reminder he didn't just bring one nuke but two. He really wanted the Shadows to produce anime!
>>64045012
He's in the Orville playing the Union President which I thought was a nice little nod.
>>64044557
>>64044564
The story changes as the series goes on. It went from a fleet of Minbari to a single ship.
>>64044591 is the most up to date version of it.
>>64042510
Gaylo is what happens if military technology stagnates in the 50's for the next couple of hundred years.

>>64047038
Nigger even highly advanced post-TNG ships can't make it past a quarter of the galaxy within 80 years or so.

>>64041865
>can go near c on impulse
what

>>64041865
If TNG ships can go that fast, people wouldn't use phasers they'd just fucking launch a meteor with an impulse engine to splatter planets.

>>64041448 (OP)
Load all torpedo banks with tribbles and fire at will

>>64042771
>erases you’re timeline
nothin personally

>>64047109
the trip to the black hole at the center of the galaxy at the behest of Spock's brother took a few weeks at most
and that was in the dogshit enterprise-A

>>64041448 (OP)
>There are four lights on the front of the ship
How have I not noticed this before?

>>64048103
no, there's five.
try again.

>>64041448 (OP)
Fire the Phased Cannon Array

>>64048123
THERE
ARE
FOUR
LIGHTS!

>>64047559
What am i looking at here?

>>64042557
wasn't ship in picture a prison?

>>64041448 (OP)
Try to get them to join the war against the empire.

>>64048091
>meanwhile voyager
The writers just bullshit.

>>64048511
It's a timeship, belongs to some kind of time police within the federation.

Surprised nobody suggested lob pic related at it yet?

>>64048929
No one watches the Orville and owns a gun
>That's not the Orville that's from star Trek: the Next Temple or whatever
Who cares.

>>64048929
wait wait wait they fucking made Female Jem'Hadar?

FFS why?

>>64041448 (OP)
>decloaks in front of your starship
>in front
That was the first mistake.

The hull weapons freak out on automatic and turn them into expanding gases inside one second before I even know what's going on.

>>64048929
>fat
>female
>jemhadar
Fuck homotrek, discovery didn't die soon enough. Snw is good despite it all, lower decks as well. But discovery is the unforgivable original sin that birthed all this trash.

>>64048091
Newer trumps older, and by newer trumps older I mean of course TNG trumps everything and you're a gay nigger.

>activate and deploy all cache weapons
>break reality
>inconceivable collateral damage

>>64042771
Nothing is as consistently cringe as 40k fans who genuinely believe their fandom is the hardest/coolest thing in the universe.

>>64042771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOyqsNNVBY

>>64042771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtQ7FzZG8lk

>>64041891
Hey, it worked for the Hogs.

>>64041448 (OP)
>>decloaks in front of your starship
>what do you do, /k/aptain?
Huh? Did someone notice a little bump a minute ago?

>>64041448 (OP)
>Fires Infection Beam

>>64042929
>and how it should've ended with ODST
I think you meant to say Reach.

>>64042510
Star Trek is fucking gay.

>>64042591
>carriers
ASF's with nukes should be a HARD counter to WarShips but the writers are fucking dumb.

>>64048929
The Founders have failed us!!

>>64048916
voyager was booped to UNCHARTED territory, thus the 70 years.
without starmaps you can't go max speed

>>64041448 (OP)
because falcon

>>64041448 (OP)
I rape OP and all the people who reply to his shitty thread.

>>64050997
What absolute horse shit the very fact that they can consistently and almost instantly figure out where they are every time a ship is thrown halfway across the galaxy shows that they can chart the stars outside their quadrant.
Your Fannon was never once brought up as relevant in the entire VOY series, nor mentioned in any of the several episodes where the Ent D was sent long distances, nor in the entire series of DS9, half of which revolves around long range galactic travel. You're suggesting it's not only relevant, but makes like four orders of magnitude difference.

>>64051033
What kind of garbage redesign is that
i have nu-eve so goddamn much, they raped my falcon

>>64041448 (OP)
Teleport over a lot of hentai, onaholes and lube.

Hit them with the Daedalus attack.

>>64050976
They legit were. Most of the kills against Warships were by ASF in the Succession Wars because the Warships basically had fuck all point defense systems instead relying on picket dropships and own ASF's to protect them.
Which later writers completely forgot they wrote that.

>>64050976
>writers are fucking dumb
>>64051769
>writers completely forgot
they weren't dumb and didn't forget; Herb just hated Warships irrationally

>>64051968
Wonder if someone should visit him with a shotgun just like Davionman did?

>>64052010
why bother? shooting a man to shut him up only makes him a martyr

besides, Battletech is a pimple of a hill to die on. it's totally woke and unfun now.

>>64050279
Based SagaBro, fire that Rhine Maiden

>>64052831
Hell yeah motherfucker, surprised that there are still other anons on here who remember that old series. Holy fuck I can't believe it's been almost 25 years already.

>>64041448 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ni8MURSwSZg?t=41

>>64041448 (OP)
Corbomite maneuver

>>64048929
>>64049003
Yeah it doesn't make much sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDiaro7nTM

>>64049003
>wait wait wait they fucking made Female Jem'Hadar?
>FFS why?
those time guardians from 3000 years in the future or whatever get super bored sometimes and just want to fuck with people in the past in ways that won't actively destroy the timeline but are still funny

>>64048929
As of this moment, we are all empowered. We go into battle to reclaim our equality. This we do gladly, for we are Womyn'Hadar. Remember: diversity is our strength.

>>64058961
>/v/ spam
Regardless of the content of the post, this is a 4 day old thread retard kun, and a decent one at that.

>>64042000
>>64046597
Star-Kek anon plz respond to your booty blasting.

>>64041865
We see a Jem'Hadar ship ram into a Federation one and annhilate it in their first encounter, would the ship not just be acting as a massive projectile? Why wouldn't a MAC cannon work in that sense?

>>64059096
There's a special breed of online nerd who spends their time approaching people not intimately familiar with the infinite details of some setting or the exact physics involved and trying to pass off a "consistent" vision of that fictional setting where everything is as powerful as possible.
Some even literally congregate and send each other lists of "approved" arguments to spread around the net "organically". They're not here to fight with people who remember their show, they're here to try to establish a kind of gay internet "consensus" with people who don't know any better about how strong their action figures are.

We see it here with 40k fans mostly. occasionally Star wars fans.

>*Sweating* H-HEY FELLOW 4CHANNERS, EVERYBODDY KNOWS THE LASGUN BLOWS PEOPLE UP, RIGHT?

>>64059604
Next he'll tell you that all the visuals of ships moving and fighting in Star Trek are non Canon.

>>64059626
40k and Star Wars at least though are absolutely, unapologetically fantasy settings. Yeah they have some trappings of technology too, but even the technology is more a specific "techno" flavor of magic, it's still all hypermatter compressor this and void generator that, as well as actual literal wizards and spirits and shit running around. It's pure rule of cool, that's the secondary point (the primary point being to make lots of money). It's kinda designed for fanboys to sperg about the extended works of as well as let some normal or semi-normal people have a good time in the occasional big mainstream title.

Whereas Star Trek is also clearly fantasy but it's a softer approach that pretended to be scifi some of the time and randomly put some effort into science on occasion as well as often having Important Messages vs pure simple entertainment. Which has no doubt contributed to plenty of autists over the decades treating it far more seriously then it deserves.

>>64059760
Nothing about the setting they choose to fixate on matters or determines whether they fixate on it or not, they just want to lie about it online so that everyone knows Superman can pee harder than Goku can poo. That's why they always blurt out something about the "xeelee" books despite the fact that none of them have ever read them (1/10 made it halfway through "Vacuum Diagrams" before forgetting to finish): someone posted about how they beat everything with their big numbers and time travel and how only cool big grownup science guys like them and now they force memes about them across the net.

All they really want to do is go up to people who aren't autistically familiar with something and go "hey did you hear about BIG NUMBER?"
Doesnt matter if it's a book or a game or an anime, in almost any genre.

Ram a fully laden Prometheus tanker at it.
Ludd wills it

>it goes unnoticed or outright ignored when they try to talk to us
>I'm passed out somewhere on the ship after taming some alien strange or getting there as fast as my damaged liver will let me

Hope my armor holds long enough to make a second salvo

>>64059760
Star Trek is also techno-wizardry.

There's never been a proper, popular sci-fi show because sci-fi is at its essence, about how (possible) technology could change society and people.

The average person is too dumb to even think about concepts like that. They just wanna see good guys and bad guys pew pew with lasers.

>>64041448 (OP)
>Multi-Vector Assault Mode initiated
>Attack Pattern Anon 3 engaged
>Now performing simultaneous multi-stage Picard maneuvers from different directions
And if that doesn't work
>Activate phased deflector pulse to open a subspace vortex at their position

>>64042771
never understood how grown ass men can seethe at stuff like that

>>64041448 (OP)
I laugh while sipping a glass of wine and tell them to fuck off back where they came from before they ruin my mood; else I'll delicately cut their engines and bridge straight out of their ship.

>>64041448 (OP)
>decloaks in front of your starship
F

>>64060878
>about how (possible) technology could change society and people.
Too bad it was completely wrong

>>64061627
Is that from Tenchi Muyo?

>>64061627
>>64061858
Oh, it's not. Goddamn the style and designs are similar, though.

>>64059604
>>64059632
The Odyssey wasn't shielded when it was rammed by the Jem'Hadar vessel.

>>64060888
>>64041448 (OP)
Heh. Amateurs.

>>64061897
Swoleverse comics were /k/ino as well.

>>64061897
Ew. Star Trek.

>>64061885
Sol Bianca

>>64061892
It absolutely was, being in the middle of a fight they were winning until they got kamikaze'd.

>>64061800
Kek

>>64041448 (OP)
>decloaks in front of your starship
>what do you do, /k/aptain?

Daww. it's soo tiny and cute.

try to get it to surrender, it might make a nice little day cruiser.

>>64041448 (OP)
Perfect.
Give them a macro-cannon broadside.
Alert terminator boarding parties to prepare for immanent boarding action.
Order teleportarium to begin boarding operations the moment their shields falter.
Deploy fighter wings to clear a route for gunship and bomber runs on enemy hull.
Send sitrep to high command to avail them to the disposition of ourselves and our enemy.
Load torpedoes for contingent actions pending the success of the boarding action.

ALL HANDS, PREPARE FOR BOARDING ACTION, REPEL ALL BOARDERS.
NO QUARTER, THE IMPERIUM EXPECTS EACH MAN TO DO HIS DUTY.

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

>>64065134
>Give them a macro-cannon broadside.
Lmao this total retard's first thought is to turn his ship sideways when someone's in front of him.

>>64065273
>bringing your weapons to bear on an enemy is bad because..... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK?

>>64065273
Depending on speed, wouldn't it work to make a minor course correction so the two ships pass alongside one another?

>>64065341
>His ship has no foreword facing weapons
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

>>64065373
Unless the cloaked ship was planning on ramming you after giving you enough warning to get out of the way, either you're at full stop or it's moving backwards as fast as you're moving forwards.

>>64045109
that line of thinking is why you'll never move past lieutenant, anon

>>64062105
>odyssey is getting fucking rocked by the attack ships, single shot to the nacelle is enough to knock it out
>runabouts receive barely any damage from the same weapons
This always bothered me. I know you cant kill most of the main cast but Dax and co should've at least been on a full sized ship (nebula class maybe?) or been kn the odyssey themselves and be forced to escape back through the wormhole in shuttlecraft to prove how deadly dominion ships are.

>>64048929
Maybe all that mass is pure muscle. Plus, extra weight can be an advantage in unarmed combat so it won't lose any leadership duels.

>>64046636
>TFW you didn't realize I mined the island all your ships are docked on with nukes
>"Yes, your ships are very impressive in the air, or in space. But at this moment, they are on the ground."
>"What are you going to do, blow up the island?"
>"Actually, now that you mention it..."

>>64041448 (OP)
>i will be right back jack o neil

>>64065546
the explanation is that there's also an arms race going on during the war where they adapt to the weapons; the best example is the breen energy dampening weapon, where they do quickly adapt.

the alpha quadrant lacking exposure to dominion directed energy weapons and the frequencies they operate will be why. early on, they would have been functionally bypassing fed shields.

>>64065704
I understand all that, I'm more bugged that the odyssey, a galaxy class, can't take as many hits as an oversized shuttlecraft that is the danube runabout. I don't remember if o'brien made shield modifications to the runabouts before the ir mission but it makes the galaxy class look a lot weaker than it is, especially when we know the enterprise-D was able to withstand fire from a vastly more powerful and advanced borg cube.

>>64041448 (OP)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

there's not much you can do against scimitar in trek; if you've got no plot armor, it's far too overpowered outside of stuff like a borg cube. it touches on a problem trek often ran into, especially later on where they'd make big and scary ships that will no doubt still get hulled by the heroes even though they shouldn't.

i much prefer stuff like enterprise and reliant or enterprise and a bird of prey (klingon or romulan) fighting it out from a story perspective.

>>64048936
why don't you own a gun?

>>64066475
So basically modern power creep itself crept into Star Trek same as so much else? It is interesting now that you mention it since I'd never really considered it before, but in TOS (including movies) and TNG (pre-movies) they actually were pretty cautious about any sort of "super ships". Things like the borg cube were terrifying because they were this rare overwhelming thing, and they had to win via trickery and thinking as much as anything. Occasionally there was some hint of a major tech advantage, like a bird of prey able to fire while cloaked, but that left the BoP itself still weak as fuck if they were able to figure out a way around it, and it's not like it had 500x the firepower either. Definitely felt a lot lamer as SuperDuperShips started appearing all the time that made Previous CoolShip now be shit only to be one-upped shortly thereafter by MorerSupererDuperer ships.

>>64052010
>davionman
>faction loses 0.1% of plot armor
>go to a man's house with a shotgun
I dread what's going to happen with the Wolves, god only knows what they are going to do.

>>64065502
>there's more weapons on the part of the ship with more space for weapons