Thread 64068098

Nuclear war is on the menu boys!

>Donald "two more weeks" trump threatens
>Vladimir "muh redlines" Putin.

any day now

>final warning
>now by the united bananas
>the global south diplomacy won
Shameful display

>>64068098 (OP)
At least if we exchange nukes I can be reasonably assured the Chinese will get nuked as well. Can't have the gooks lording over our ashes.

>Ook ook we have nooks
>Ook ook we also have nooks

>>64068138
The Chinese have built so many dams in their rivers capable of turning into doomsday tier disasters nuking them is almost unnecesary

They're even building some in their indian and vietnamese borders so they can make sure to fuck over other countries if they fall

>>64068270
Can you blame the guy? If the truth got out he'd be headed for prison.

>>64068270
If the elites get nuked too i'll take it

>>64068098 (OP)
>the chomo-in-chief will start a nuclear war just to distract people from the Epstein files

>>64068138
Xi double crosses monke and sides with the USA in this scenario. In exchange, they get Siberia.

>>64068345
as long as moscow is glass i'm fine with it

>>64068318
Zuck owns like 15 deep bunkers all across the world. They're not going anywhere.

>>64068317
Would he though? Who is going to bring charges?

>>64068359
You mean his security forces own the bunkers, because when money is worthless and the law is gone, they don't need worthless faggot tech bros

>>64068352
Moscow will collapse on its own, I'd rather the West be rid of leaders compromised and blackmailed by Mossad's jewish pedophile network.

>>64068098 (OP)
how can something happen if nothing ever happens?

>>64068217
>>Ook ook we have nooks
>>Ook ook we also have nooks

Russia: ook ook we have nooks
America: nook nook we have ooks

>>64068098 (OP)
Why's it called nuclear war when a single nook can take out the entire standing military of a country at once?

>>64068376
What if they stand really close together?

>ook ook i have nuke
>ook ook i have more nuke
>wow, why are you threatening honest russians with nukes like that, you cant do that, west is evil!

>>64068098 (OP)
>NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>But Chuddha there's literally a mushroom cloud behind you
>No there isn't
>But the radiation, the yield, the science, it'll kill us all
>It won't

>>64068367
>You mean his security forces own the bunkers, because when money is worthless and the law is gone, they don't need worthless faggot tech bros
In some circles, this is a known problem that's taken quite seriously.
There's well funded active research on social/security models that would permit the oligarchs to stay in power without being couped by their own security.

>>64068098 (OP)
Now this is how you talk to the Russians.

>Buh I want us to be nice and then we'll understand and like each other
Yeah but what if we learn that we like each other even less, then what are you gonna do. You gonna charm them? The Russians? These people?
https://youtu.be/m9IZVWGD6Xk

>>64068436
the idea of
>treat your employees well
was of course rejected with incredulous laughter in exchange for
>can we maybe get them to wear bomb collars?

>>64068370
Wanna know how we know you're brown?

>>64068362
>Would he though? Who is going to bring charges?
Virginia Giuffre will testify... Oh wait she 'killed herself' days after someone tried to run her over.

>>64068098 (OP)
Twitter/headline screencaps need to be a fucking autoban. All fields

>>64068098 (OP)
Literally nothing is going to happen. On one hand it's undignified but that ship sailed years ago, but on the other hand Russians and other nons can't be reasoned with, only threatened/brutalized.

>>64068436
Please go on anon.

>>64068450
Keep projecting, Semion.

>>64068450
Explain, pedo.

>>64068486
You need to watch your profanity.

>>64068374
>how can something happen if nothing ever happens?
The general consensus is nothing happens UNTIL IT DOES HAPPEN. Till then it will be a slow crawling buildup that in the moment will seem insignificant but in hindsight will be a 'well no shit that escalated quickly'.
Hollywood has desensitized people to the point where anything that doesn't escalate from 0 to 100 is a nothing burger from their perspective.

And regardless even if I'm proven wrong and gay it's still wise to prepare for the worse in uncertain times. After all you don't wanna be one of those retards bulk ordering toilet paper off EBAY from someone cleared all the shelves of every store and then started selling for three times above the original MRSP.
Always buy shit when Normie cattle are asleep and not spooked into panic buying.

>>64068436
I too am interested in these studies like >>64068516. I tried searching coup + post apocalypse and similar combinations in google scholar, but could not find exact matches regarding the topic. Closest was coup proofing in post conflict countries. Are there any good papers you can share Anon please?

>>64068617
Just make them wear bomb collars, that will definitely insure their lifelong loyalty.

>>64068098 (OP)
>Mr. PRESIDENT! MR. PRESIDENT! OVER HERE! MR PRESIDENT! TRUMP! OVER HERE! OVER HERE!
>yes... you
>RUSSIA IS THREATENING US WITH NUCLEAR WAR IF WE CONTINUE TO AID UKRAINE ARE YOU AHSJFMDKEJSNSNFJDKSKSHDIEKSMJZ!!?!!??!!?
>Uh yeah... Russia doesn't get to tell us what to do, if they nuke us it's MAD, that's the point. They don't scare me.
>OMG POTUS SAID THEY'RE PREPARED FOR NUCLEAR WAR IDS HABBEDING DEFCOM 1 OMG GUISE LOOK AT MY SCREENCAP!!!!1!!1111!!
I really do hate the turdie discourse surrounding this fucking clown shoes war

>>64068448
>>64068516
>>64068617
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

So five billionaires fly out a Marxist tech writer to red team their plans.
It sends him off on a thing and he stumbles on to a much more serious plan already in motion with sites under construction but designed by a non-sociopathic adult so the guns are almost an afterthought and it's mostly about distributed food security and community outreach to blunt the impact of the collapse and prevent local conflict.

>>64068680
>best way to avoid a collapse is to not let the collapse happen in your area
wow how revolutionary. almost like the weird apoc prepper faggots are retarded.

>>64068527
>>64068516
Rope yourself brown schizo samefagging.

>>64068470
Does it matters who testified to what though? He's already been convicted once, well 34 times really but who is counting? Then the judge just shrugged and sentenced him to one sentence of fuck followed by another sentence of all to be run consecutively.

>>64068714
Uh oh, MIGA had a melty!

>>64068680
Thank you anon, I'll read it later.

>>64068692
>Implying
Cool, so things are okay in your area but they've gone to shit everywhere else. How do you stop them from swarming your post apocalyptic larp fiefdom?

>>64068692
>wow how revolutionary. almost like the weird apoc prepper faggots are retarded
They are a bit but this one is dual purpose and degrades gracefully.

Even if you don't prevent the collapse, you still blunt the impact.
If the impact is still very bad, at least your community isn't trying to put bomb collars on each other and use food as leverage.

>>64068727
>He's already been convicted once, well 34 times really but who is counting?
To respond to that I'm gonna have to stand back and begrudging play devils advocate for a moment. At least for half of his convictions levied against him by the state of New York are likely bogus because that place is corrupt as fuck and is basically a bureaucratic Mafia state were any crime is basically legal so long as you grease the right hands. As for the other half of his convictions they're all well documented and deserved, no doubt about that.
>Does it matters who testified to what though?
Unfortunately not when he can just buy the judges and FBI agents but for some reason rightoids only care when the Clinton's do that but in reality when your that high up in society you wine an dine with Democrats and Republicans and behind closed doors laugh at your constituents who unironically give a fuck about whether blue team or red team is in charge of the bread and circus entertainment.
And this is why I'm a LoLbert.

>>64068098 (OP)
the only thing i hope happens is OP kills himself

>>64068317
who is going to prosecute him?

>>64068098 (OP)
nukes would be cool to get into if it didn't mean total annihilation and ecological collapse for the affected areas for at least 200 years
I love chemistry and radiation is just chemistry on steroids

Haven't we been "ready to enage in nuclear war with Russia" for 76 years?

>>64068098 (OP)
MUH TRUMP!
MUH DRUMPFH!
ORANGE MONKE!

Very /k/ thread, good job. We absolutely didn't already know that the USA could roll pucciya over at a moments notice, thank you for telling us that BAD MAN confirmed it.

>>64068812
>total annihilation and ecological collapse for the affected areas for at least 200 years
Hiroshima and Nagasaki are fine right now. Even Chernobyl is not deadly for animals living nearby. People visit Trinity test site regularly.