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Anonymous No.64133131 >>64133317 >>64133350 >>64133381 >>64133384 >>64133552 >>64134047 >>64134067 >>64134101 >>64134202 >>64134266 >>64134423 >>64135474 >>64136669 >>64137442 >>64139061 >>64139069 >>64139107 >>64141558 >>64141723 >>64144635
Alien Invasion
If aliens genuinely invaded earth tomorrow and it was clear they were extremely strong but not unbeatable, do you think humanity would actually come together to stop the threat, or would you still have Russians and Ukrainians fighting while the world burns around them?
Anonymous No.64133317 >>64134047 >>64137459 >>64138790
>>64133131 (OP)
You would in the first month have race traitors because "omfg its so over", have powerhungry regimes selling out everything to the ayys for more power and the likes of Russia quadrupeling down on the war because from their perspective ze ebil west would now be weak and distracted.

Also, once those who sided with them space aliens found out things on their side aren't as they imagined they would come back crawling to the surviving nations and become a burden and care only for themselves.
Anonymous No.64133350
>>64133131 (OP)
why would aliens want to come to a planet named dirt ? earth is stupid and sad no one want to watch a bunch of retard monkeys masturbate and cry
Anonymous No.64133381 >>64138746
>>64133131 (OP)
Xcom would happen. Individual countries would still be fending for themselves/preestablished alliances. Someone would probably establish an alien war organization to oversee the conflict from a planetary perspective but we wouldn't all band together overnight until it became a near extinction event
Anonymous No.64133384 >>64133420 >>64134266
>>64133131 (OP)
i don't wanna sound like "that guy" but there wouldn't be a war, we don't have anything they don't already have in their own solar system in terms of resources, and if they just wanted us dead they wouldn't need to fight us to do that, just kamikaze-ing one of their ships or a dedicated autonomous vehicle at us would do the trick just fine.
Anonymous No.64133420
>>64133384
it would be human trying to use a nuke with rock vs rocks from space
Anonymous No.64133530 >>64133550 >>64141558
Holy FUCK I need a bug-gf so badly.
Anonymous No.64133550 >>64141558
>>64133530
>pic
XDDDDDD
Anonymous No.64133552
>>64133131 (OP)
Send them to China then can have a bug vs bug civil war.
Anonymous No.64134047 >>64134889
>>64133131 (OP)
>>64133317

No space octopus ever called me Goy.
Anonymous No.64134067 >>64141558
>>64133131 (OP)
if the aliens were hot i would sell humanity out instantly
Anonymous No.64134101
>>64133131 (OP)
drumpf would make a deal with them, probably the greatests deal in all history of the universe, and give them one half of the Earth for a bucket of chikkin nuggs, a Nobel Peace Prize, and make the Epstein files disappear.
Anonymous No.64134202 >>64141558
>>64133131 (OP)
>buggpussie
would, and thus Earth is conquered
Anonymous No.64134266
>>64133131 (OP)
You'd have interest groups form pretty quickly, i think. Some to fight back, some to take advantage, some to give in and be subjugated. I think to a certain level people would come together, but in those groups rather than as a united planet. There'd likely be wars between nations as leadership and public opinions shift and gravitate towards opposing stances - always strike the traitor before the enemy, and everyone not aligned to your view is a traitor to humanity.
All in all, i think things would get much, much worse.
>>64133384
That depends on so many factors that decidedly saying it's what would happen is dumber than planning your life around a future lottery win.
Anonymous No.64134423
>>64133131 (OP)
Even if humanity magically united it will start splitting the moment it looks like we're winning, and definitely split the moment everybody thinks victory is inevitable. Although an alien invasion would create a massive impetus and excuse to accelerate creating a world government that will oppress any attempts at independence.
Anonymous No.64134889 >>64141558
>>64134047
>tfw no hinge-head ship mistress gf
just glass me already
Anonymous No.64135474 >>64141558
>>64133131 (OP)
>do you think humanity would actually come together
idk but the aliens and I would cum together
Anonymous No.64136669 >>64137098 >>64138198
>>64133131 (OP)
>If they want us all dead and don't care about maintaining the infrastructure/ecosystem
Hit us with a relativistic kill missile traveling at near lightspeed.
>If they want to kill us but want to maintain the infrastructure/ecosystem
Hit major population centers with wave after wave of chemical weapons from the safety of being beyond cislunar space and then send in drones to mop up and survivors.
>If they want to kill us all but don't want to preserve the infrastructure but don't want to wipe out the rest of the ecosystem
Hit major population centers with nukes/interplanetary speed projectiles and then use biological weapons and drones to sweep up any survivors.
>If they want to preserve our species
Destroy most major population centers and cripple the infrastructure except in regions under the control of their drones making cooperation with them the only way to maintain a modern quality of life.
>If they want preserve our species along with the current infrastructure
Do what the british did and give weapons and tech to select human factions which are allied with them and use them as proxy rulers.

There is no alien invasion scenario where we ever have a chance or get to fight against the aliens directly.
Anonymous No.64137098
>>64136669
Not yet
Anonymous No.64137442 >>64141558
>>64133131 (OP)
There's a very real possibility the aliens would be better to me than my current government is, why shouldn't I side with them?
Anonymous No.64137459
>>64133317
Cuckada, the EUSSR (and its members in all but name like Ukraine), the goat-fuckers, the Chinks and other browns are guaranteed to cuck to the ayy lmaos.
Anonymous No.64137478
We would re commission the USS Missouri and kick their ass
Anonymous No.64138168
It would go one of two ways
>They're hot
World governments fold and we start co-mingling
>They're not hot
Prolonged guerrilla warfare to drive the Ays from our shitball
Anonymous No.64138198 >>64138260
>>64136669
Except none of those things are what aliens would want from us. There is nothing on Earth that you can't get easier elsewhere. Nothing except the life and genetic codes of Earth species.
You can't get a tree anywhere but Earth. An amber gemstone, or a slab of petrified wood is far rarer and more valuable to aliens than mundane minerals. To say nothing of the utility, novelty, and scientific value in a entire world's worth of life.

Basically, it's more likely that ayys want to hunt us for sport, predator style, than to kill us all.
Anonymous No.64138260 >>64141918
>>64138198
>There is nothing on Earth that you can't get easier elsewhere.
Human pets.
Anonymous No.64138746 >>64138989
>>64133381
>Xcom would happen

What was that XCOM game where half your squad were homosexually gender fluid aliens and alien swx simps? Chimera Squad?
Anonymous No.64138790 >>64138795 >>64142466 >>64142493
>>64133317
What if things on their side are actually pretty great? What if it's a British Raj type scenario where they're genuinely benevolent and civilized and help make our lives drastically better while boosting our industry and technology?
Anonymous No.64138795
>>64138790
Their armor designs and mech designs are probably gay asf
Anonymous No.64138989 >>64141310
>>64138746
I don't remember the sexuality of any of the Chimera Squad members being mentioned. They were just annoying quippy retards.
Anonymous No.64139061 >>64141558
>>64133131 (OP)
How cool are the ayys we're talking about here?
Anonymous No.64139069
>>64133131 (OP)
look man, i for one accept my new blue asari overlords with open limbs
Anonymous No.64139107 >>64141374
>>64133131 (OP)
any intergalactic traveller would have tech enough to wipe us from this planet. or just wipe all life, check mars.
Anonymous No.64141310
>>64138989
Same difference
Anonymous No.64141374 >>64141393 >>64141431
>>64139107
Seems like a big assumption. Humanity has the ability to wipe out planets with its atomic stockpile, but do you have them in your car? Does every human traveller have the full resources and capability of the species?
Anonymous No.64141393
>>64141374
By "traveller" I meant the concept of aliens. No doubt intergalactic species could send something scout-like but then again they might know enough to see some reason why that's redundant.
In any case what they required to proper them to where we are would alone be enough to kill us once they decide a possible planet can be made to knock into ours. Or that's I just cooked up
Anonymous No.64141431
>>64141374
>big assumption
No. Any civilization that can travel between stars could lob a few asteroids at Earth and create whatever level of damage they wish to, from mild inconvenience to full-on extinction event back to algae and fungus. It might take a couple of months or a couple of years to select and move appropriately sized comets/asteroids/etc., but they could pepper us with a score of 1 KM rocks or half a dozen 10-mile rocks depending on what they want to achieve, just takes a simple engine and some fuel. They wouldn't even have to come any closer than Jupiter, or maybe hide behind Saturn and throw a few dozen ice rocks at us. We'd never even know we were under attack until it was far too late to do more than watch the shit come in, without ever having even seen the ships that sent them.

Besides, if you'd bothered to read the thread, a biological attack with genetically engineered disease doesn't take more than a small lab and a basic library of their own scientific history on the equivalent of an iPhone.

>Humanity has the ability to wipe out planets with its atomic stockpile
Not really. There is a reasonable question if we have enough to extinct humans.
> t. 10,000 sci fi stories since WWII
Certainly we can send our civilization literally back to the Stone Age, and living conditions would be miserable for centuries, but it would probably take a master plan to coordinate all existing nukes to ensure total extinction. And that doesn't even "wipe out" the planet we live on; just sets the stage for whatever evolves next to study us by whatever's preserved in the fossil record.
Anonymous No.64141558
>>64133131 (OP)
>>64133530
>>64133550
>>64134067
>>64134202
>>64134889
>>64135474
>>64137442
>>64139061
Space drugs and space sex are the ayy's ultimate weapons. Give everyone their fix and the world is theirs no contest.

Ya hear me ayy's???
Anonymous No.64141723
>>64133131 (OP)
I'll just use my peanus weanus!
Anonymous No.64141822 >>64141901
>thinly veiled furshit thread
Jannies, you missed a spot.
Anonymous No.64141901
>>64141822
this nigga gay
Anonymous No.64141918
>>64138260
plampt
Anonymous No.64142276
You know reading this thread and realizing how outgunned we are makes me kinda sad we just stopped caring about space and technological advancements after the 70s
Anonymous No.64142466
>>64138790
>British
>benevolent
Anonymous No.64142493 >>64142512 >>64144546
>>64138790
would that scenario also involve us relentlessly scamming them several centuries later
Anonymous No.64142512
>>64142493
>noooo xblrorxxxxxx
>do not redeeeeeem the x-credssss
>*chitters in heavy accent*
Anonymous No.64144546
>>64142493
Don't forget us making the space-internet fucking awful.
Anonymous No.64144635 >>64144716
>>64133131 (OP)
The russians and chinese would side with the aliens in an attempt to bring down western democracy
Anonymous No.64144713
NEED ALIEN WIFE
Anonymous No.64144716 >>64144954
>>64144635
Being an alien's pet doesn't sound so bad desu
Anonymous No.64144947
It would be after I raped, skinned, and ate your alien owner and forced you to wear it's skin for the rest of your life.
Anonymous No.64144954
>>64144716
It would be after I raped, skinned, and ate your alien owner and forced you to wear it's skin for the rest of your life.