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be Milanion Group
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UK-based "defense innovation" startup, which in arms dealer speak means “we ordered Alibaba drones and slapped a Union Jack on the box”
2020s
decide to break into the market by selling “unmanned swarm systems”
basically RC cars with a GoPro duct-taped on, marketed as “AI-enabled autonomous warfighters”
no one buys them
except a Gulf prince who thought they were for racing camels
2022
Ukraine war kicks off
every arms company smells money like a dog in heat
Milanion shows up at arms expos screaming “WE HAVE DRONES TOO GUYS”
their catalog:
plastic quadcopters painted tan
a Toyota pickup with a metal box on the back called a “mobile mortar solution”
a kayak with rails welded on marketed as “coastal defense platform”
promotional video literally shows an RPG zip-tied to a DJI
Ukraine: “pls send HIMARS”
Milanion: “we have canoe with rockets”
their flagship: “AGEMA” unmanned ground vehicle
basically a lawnmower with a PKM bolted on top
brochure calls it “battlefield dominance through autonomy”
in reality can barely drive over a curb
still somehow lands contracts
because war is free marketing
and western defense expos will cheerfully clap for anything with the words “AI,” “autonomous,” or “swarm”
2023
Milanion proudly announces partnership to provide “state-of-the-art solutions” to Ukraine
pictures leak
it’s literally a golf cart in camouflage netting with a machine gun stand
tfw Ukrainian trench rats prefer duct-taped FPV drones from volunteers
tfw Milanion still gets photo ops with generals because “British company” sounds more serious than “Mykola’s Drone Shack”