>>64135559 (OP)
The Interdimensional Hyperfortress of Pz'Kii underwent dimensional collapse when the Lich Bogd Khan's shaman circle used Hitler's skull, and a Hand of Glory crafted from Lenin's corpse, to attack the hypergeometric anchor which tied the hyperfortress to a Proto-Finnic Khaganate chrono-bunker. Although the Orb was removed, the order of monks which studied and maintained the Orb were killed in the defence of the hyperfortress' innermost sanctum by the necromantic amalgam golems of the VDV. Without the order of keepers, the Orb is dangerously unstable and near unusable. The Russians have given up on trying to control it remotely through Romanian gypsy magic, and instead intend the Ukrainians to destroy themselves in any attempt to use the Orb. There is a legend, however, that to any with patrilinear descent from Rurik himself, the Orb will reveal its true purpose and unlock its full potential. Putin knows of this legend, but his Tengri shaman and Orthodox enochian magicians inform him this is merely peasant rumour.