Thread 64154760

YOU PUT MUNITIONS CHIPS IN TOYS?

>>64154760 (OP)
that movie was fucking retarded. I need to rewatch it

>>64154791
wait until you get to the Kristen Dunst bondage scene

>>64154760 (OP)
I CAN DO IT MYSELF.

>>64154822
>is this going to be a pattern for our relationship?

>>64154760 (OP)
>this is how they got Noriega!
>I love this song!
Underrated stupidly fun "war" film

this shit is trending on youtube isn't it? I can feel the pulse

>>64154791
Its a kids film, they just needed an excuse for toys coming to life and going to war with each other.
And it was the perfect film to launch a line of toys alongside

>>64155105
Like all great kids' movies it's filled with violence, jingosim, greed, and a fucking brain transplant scene that still haunts my nightmares.

>>64154760 (OP)
I must have gotten my mom to rent this at least two dozen times.

>>64155097
there was an article a couple weeks ago about the writer "confirming that the gorgonites did in fact make it back to Gorgon"
and ever since that article I've seen that movie mentioned at least 2-3x every couple of days and I haven't heard anyone talk about that movie since the year after it was released.

>>64155097
There was some articles about it recently. 90's nostalgia of the month I am afraid.

>>64154791
Its a great fucking movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKoePHW3QbQ

>>64154760 (OP)
How do you think the second Gulf War went down in this universe? Do you think Saddam or that bastard Uday got raped by killer toys deliver by a BLU? Furthermore how do you think that would of changed Generation Kill?

>>64154760 (OP)
Fun Fact: Though it is commonly mistaken that the Avatar series was intended to serve as a retelling of 'Dances With Wolves' in space, it was actually conceived from beginning to end by Cameron as a spiritual successor to Small Soldiers.

>>64154791
Alvin and the Chipmunks live action? David Cross will kick your ass. He should've gotten an Oscar for that movie.

>>64155726
This guy was the only worthwhile moment from that entire trashpile of a franchise

"You afraid kid?"
>nods
"We're all afraid"

Might unironically rewatch

>>64154760 (OP)
>Be a part of a large corporation
>Be in the toy division
>Be allowed to view and order presumably top secret and classified chips using your friends account because their initial password was Gizmo
>Don't even explain why the friend who previously worked with toys has access to this beyond giving him a lab coat
>No one questions anything
Definitely requires a seismic suspension of disbelief before you get to the toy capabilities. Regardless a bad ass film. I watched that shit on repeat as a child and saw it again a few years ago. It doesnt hold up well, but it doesnt need to. It's perfect

>>64155847
It really felt like it was something out of the Robocop timeline.

>>64155847
>large corporation has dogshit internal controls
>especially computer controls
>in the early 90s
No, this is way waaaayy more realistic than you think

>>64155726
>Major Chip Hazard is a major chip hazard
That feels like cleverer writing than anything in the past 5 years

>>64155876
Some of the character names are not only puns but slang for certain things.

The chase scene was iconic with the jank toy combat vehicles as he struggled to out run them on his scooter. The little vehicles were delightfully creative. Team probably had a blast sketching it all out. I remember thinking it was the coolest shit around

Best gorgonite.

>>64155404
>confirming that the gorgonites did in fact make it back to Gorgon"
Wat

>>64155847
I worked at a submarine factory and the unsupervised warehouse that contained all the prototypes and their servers had the password 12345

>>64154760 (OP)
>munitions chips in question

>>64156513
those sick fucks
they put a god damn 8088 in a toy
that's disgusting

>>64156513
10 Print "KEK!"
20 goto 10

>>64155847
Unrealistic, IRL everything would just be on a network drive with no password that every employee can access

>>64155404
>confirming that the gorgonites did in fact make it back to Gorgon"
>>64156488

Wait but they were toys of the Gorgonites. Like the soldiers were toy sized soldiers. As in the "canonical" Gorgonites would have been big guys.
So like, did tiny sentient robot versions of the Gorgonites make it to a magical fictional world where the actual magical fantasy guys lived?

>>64155847
>I watched that shit on repeat as a child
Fuck, I feel old now.

>>64154760 (OP)
>>64154791
God I loved this film as a kid.
Use to thought there was a body count for some reason as a kid. And I mean, there 'technically' was but basically every blood and flesh person got to walk away alive, don't know what little kid me was thinking.

>>64156501
My mom took my brother and I to see this movie twice. The second time was in the middle of the day on a week day, I think we were out of school for a Dr appt or something. Either way, it was the first movie I saw in an empty theater and it was awesome.

the part where the kid shoved one toy in the garbage disposal, then he crawls back all ficked up and coughing like "sarge, they got me" really stuck in my head

>>64154822
>a movie with a 15 year old girl getting tied up and gagged
Man the 90s were interesting.

>hey kids! you know who to root for!
>not the crazy psycho and cool american marine guys with the edgy nicknames and barbie girlfriends!
>instead, the faggotous mutant furries that suck each other's cocks while the big ogre-like retard and his eyeball dildo watches!

>>64163992
>and barbie girlfriends
That part was disturbing.

>>64163901
There is also a line that is "Hey kid, how do you like getting nailed by 9inches?"

>>64155847
>>64156501

>>64154791
you're fucking retarded.

>>64165184
and still we never got the nuclear holocaust we deserved
what's up with that

>>64165184
To be fair nobody in a million years would have thought they were dumb enough to use that as the launch code?

>>64165247
>>64165184
What does the launch code matter when it's the final and least important layer of the security onion?
It's like girls obsessing over the color of panties; bitch, even if they're shit stained I'm still gonna fuck you lmao

>>64165298
you goddamn retard
>hey lets just start not caring about holes in the swiss cheese they'll never line up anyway
>it doesn't matter if I drive drunk this one time
>why check the road before crossing, the drivers are probably paying attention
>I don't have to use a condom, usually there is no problem

>>64165247
Its actually smart. Imagine some fuck breaking into a silo and trying to launch a nuke. They get to the password part and are punching in random codes they've got their hands on, not realizing its straight 0's

>>64165343
If the only people in the room are people you would trust with the nuclear launch codes anyways, what do the codes matter?
If someone you didn't trust with the nuclear launch codes is in the room, you have bigger problems than just the codes.

>>64154760 (OP)
>the munition chip will inevitably turn all things it is installed into a munition
>milspec ppc750 is $0.25 on mouser
>find dev board with that chip for $200
>order one
>fedex drops it off at your door
>turn on
>??
>cheap munitions manifest
basically... we have defeated arms control
checkmate big government

>>64165365
at most you could argue there should be no codes, arguing for the code to be 000000 is retarded

>>64154822
I got you senpai

>>64165617
It always sounded to me like a typical corporate bureaucratic compromise:

[Security department demand list] We need it to be password protected
[Strategic department demand list] We need it to be ready to go at any time
[Technical engineer] done and done

Same reason why people write passwords for the office wifi on post-its.

>>64165376
oh i just watched it
it requires the programming to be aggressive
well damn my plan is foiled

>>64155847
the chips were cheap surplus, the military rejected them since they weren't EMP shielded

>Have a nice day, ma'am
>I am NOT a ma'am!
I still remember parts of this and I'm sure adult me would thoroughly enjoy it.

>>64161771
>first movie I saw in an empty theater and it was awesome.
Based. My first time with an empty theater was Cats Don't Dance. Babysitter took my brothers and I to it. We got bored halfway through and had a food fight. Almost got kicked out. Shit was so cash.

>>64168353
Fooooooooooooooooood fighting in the theeeeeeeeeater?!

>>64154760 (OP)
I had the toy of the main good guy without knowing it's from a movie, I just thought it looked cool. I was really disapointed when I watched the movie and it turned out he was a hippie toy instead of a barbarian hero.

>>64168794
The Burger King Archer with the firing arrow?
One of the best toys I ever had. Before they banned firing projectiles with that amount of range.

>hippie
The filmmakers might not have intended it but the day is saved by the peacenik Gorgonites finally joining the battle and mowing down the bad guys. Think about that.

>>64156419
I hated the gorgonite freaks as a kid. I always cheered for the soldiers even though I knew how the movie ended.

>>64154760 (OP)
Why not? We put toy chips in munitions.

>>64167062
they thought of everything

the average /k/edditor watches this movie and roots for the soldiers

>>64168794
>>64168807
war is gay, and the only legitimate use for violence is defending yourself against hopped up tacticool psychos

>>64169138
Like what?

Anyone got the chipset for any hellfire missiles or somesuch lying around? Asking for a friend

>>64168992
Same, but I've always had a fascistic streak.

>>64168992
Is this the Avatar effect before the film came out?
Where humans were the good guys all along?

>>64172374
The toys weren't human, the soldier bots were tiny terminators

>>64165298
you're gross anon. tame your women

"Hmm password password, whats my password agai-..... hmm 'Gura'..."
>/g/ Server Accessed
"Lets see I need some chips"
>'AMD'
"Some really good chips"
>'Morbillion Cores'
"Lots of really good chip"
>'Microcenter Surplus Stock'
>bleep bleep 'Match: 1'
>makes smug face
"The FX-9590... Hello Mr Chip"
>'Order: 500,000'

>>64163901
>Man the 90s were interesting.

>>64173023
Partly cause 90s kids are a major target market AND the ones running the shoe
>bbbbbut le boomers
Are figureheads
If you knew anything about practical politics you'd know that

>>64165298
...what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-y0hvXDCY
full scene because I maybe seen this movie once way back when

>>64165227
Nukes aren't real.

>>64173064
The
>OH
bit was very well written and the nervous playing with the ball thingy suits (Jay Mohr?)'s character perfectly
Hollywoke wishes it could script this good nowadays

>>64171534
>Like what?
People built what essentially equates to a super computer out of thousands of them so I assume they figured Iran or some shit would use it for nuke research

How does it feel they are thinking of making a Small Soldiers 2?

>>64174502
With modern filmmaking it'll be awful. Also as dumb as it sounds, part of the Small Soldiers appeal is the slightly dated visuals that I promise would be worse today.

>>64156513
.300"×40 pin DIPs made this country what it is today! Yoawl y'all shutcho moufs!

>>64155531
>joe the truck driver
Just saw in in 'Chopping Mall'.

>>64172374
I’ve always just admired military aesthetics and the strict hierarchy within it. I hate Rambo style one man army style characters but love military uniformity.

>>64155847
>>64155867
>>64158316
I love when he's using Encarta on his iMac
Earliest 00s were the most kino era

>>64155112
An almost stupidly safe, all White small town/suburb
>reminder that just 2.5 decades ago things were so good in this country that "being bored" was the major problem for millions

>>64168992
>>64172213
>>64163992
Need to find that meme where the "good guy army" looks completely weak and gay while the "bad guys" are metal af badasses

>>64173035
The 90s were pretty cool. People were imagining a future of total human death by robots and they were right. Terminator 2 came out. Screamers. They can't take that away from me.
https://youtu.be/ao-Sahfy7Hg

>>64174502
>>64174513

https://youtu.be/bcPqSTUt5D8

>>64174806
Those designs dont give me much confidence

>>64174985
It's not real

>>64175307
Its a proof of concept where they are pushing to make either a second movie or vidya but they can't decide which as they keep flip flopping.

>>64165343
>how could this happen
"Oh shit, I shut down the wrong engine" - literal fucking last words.

>>64156419
agreed
he also pretty much had no toys, which disappointed me
maybe like a mcdonalds toy, that's it about

I remember playing the demo on a ps1 disc, was pretty good. Multiplayer was ass because whoever got the turret won outright

>>64155726

Nah the peaceful people defeat the big bad is a common trope, maybe since the start of human history. It’s not even a movie thing, it’s pretty ingrained in human culture.

>>64165376
I like this artist shame about the schizophrenia though

>>64182719
Are ewoks actually peaceful? They eat people