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https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

I don't think I posted Kebab gal so I'm posting it now

Also I caught someone doing "the fent lean"

>>64161606
You call that a knoife?

>>64161615
no, this is a knoife, w**b. Pull down your trousers

>>64161615
>This,
>is a knife

>>64161606
>>64161625
What is with your insatiable hatred for my kind?

>>64161625
Hold still while I glass ya poofta

>>64161638
There are at least two caper chads in this thread.

>>64161646
>caper chads
No such thing

>>64161638
>>64161643
I'm just giving you a chance to step out of the apostasy of rejecting capers, I do not hate weebpeepo but I cannot overlook your evil ways

>>64161652
>I do not hate weebpeepo
You say this but then throw the W word out there like its normal. We're just people like you

>>64161680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dr5UcEeVo&list=RD80Dr5UcEeVo&start_radio=1

>>64161726
wow

Last one. Trying to do a sop junior (mk18) Build. All im missing is a foregrip and optic, and light. What should I go for? Thinking of a tangodown grip with the little cutout for surefire switches and an eotech exps, need some more opinions though

>tfw you will never enter in to a totally voluntary suicide pact with RPK-16 so you will be together forever
God I love RPK-16

>>64161836
>Go ahead Anon-kun, you first! Don't worry, I'll be right behind you!

Dork wives!

>>64161830
I want to get a SU231 and elusive KAC FDE rail covers and foregrip personally, think it'd be a cool combo

>>64161861
I trust her completely!

>>64161886
ak15 doesnt really look too enthused

>>64161953
>The kebab has been removed...
>my time has come...

I miss him bros

>>64161585
>the fent lean
Back in my day there was only one type of lean

>>64161606
What show is this? It looks nice.

>>64162296
How did the story of the finnish soldier who was tripping on pervatin end? I don't think he died during the trip

>>64162303
Don't we all?

>>64162315
At first I thought he was taking a shit standing up but he was just swaying side to side slowly

>>64162303
Me too.
Postan my favorite picture he made.

>>64162338
Why are women so cute bros

>>64162321
>How did the story of the finnish soldier who was tripping on pervatin end? I don't think he died during the trip
>In the following days, Koivunen escaped Soviet forces once again, was injured by aland mine, and stayed in a ditch for a week, waiting for help. In the week that he was gone, he subsisted only onpine budsand a singleSiberian Jaythat he caught and ate raw. Having skied more than 400km (248.5mi), he was later found and admitted to a nearby hospital, where his heart rate was measured at 200 beats per minute, and he weighed only 43kg (94.8lbs).
>Koivunen and his wife Elsa had nine children and the family later settled inCentral Finland. He died in 1989 at the age of 71.
fuckin a

It would be a cool colab

>>64162483
uohhh

We might be so back tomorrow Springfield bros.......

>>64162526
Gonna get a hot air balloon with a mistletoe on it and have a big sign saying "KISS YOU NIGGERS" this Christmas season

I'm just that jolly

anybody got the mk12 girl on the rooftop shooting?

>>64162560
this one?

>>64162566
yes thank you

>>64162566
>bridged optic

>>64162549
I don't know if santa would approve of that

Any girls with urgis or lmt mrp?

What’s the gook-runes say?

>>64162871
erm first of all its ackshually not called that... its called japanese... and second it says something along the lines of "Hey! Your gun is really dirty so I took care of it. It was a lot of work. You should come for maintenance more often. Come every day!"

>>64162929
>I better not get charged extra for this.

>>64162303
Forgive my ignorance, what’s the story here?

>>64162956
artist converted to Islam and stopped drawing, because it's haram.

>>64162956
picrel artist, who made a lot of /k/ themed art, posted that he's taking an indefinite break from drawing.

>>64162964
>>64162961
That is legit a tragedy, based on the art posted here alone, they have a very cute style

here's a really short Jpop song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft97RCDnCaY

>>64162815
Statistically speaking, at least one young couple would be inclined to do the smoochy smooch, and since this happened by chance they would be inclined to get married and live happily ever after.

The best gift you can give: true love

>>64162423
>>64162338
>>64162321

Does anyone have any more Ostwind's art with the Spain US War theme?

>>64163491
All I have to offer is this Spanish woman.

I should realistically breed with another Spaniard to not mix with Serbs/Croats but it iz wut it iz

>>64162320
沈黙の魔女の隠しごと: The Seal of the Weeaboo

>>64163484
cupid typed this

>>64163567
Instead of cupids bow I have an M70 that I shoot preexisting "couples" (people in polyamorous relationships, which is honestly most people these days) with

And the mischievous mistletoe balloon

>>64163581
>t.

>>64162968
ignore the retard saying he converted. But yeah, it is quite the loss, he even visited us a couple of times

And we never got to see his secret guro folder

God I want a big gorilla woman to choke me out

>>64164111
And pick me up

>>64163491
Only Spanish themed girls, sorry
>>64163501
Do Spanish girls make for good girlfriends?

>>64163076
I need a cute Napoleonic tomboy girlfriend, and I need her now!

>>64162303
He'll live in our hearts until his glorious return

Starting to think either my pint of water trick works or I'm getting used to hangovers with age

>>64164209
it's the water

>>64164170
He killed himself.

>>64164296
Not everyone is mentally ill like you anon

>>64164166
I would not no much about how any type of European makes for a girlfriend

>been away from /k/ for a long while
>come back
>Ostwind is gone
Fuck me and fuck this gay earth.

It's so Joever.

>>64162487
I could see them making some sort of skin for Springfield since she's literally in the game. Alternatively some sort of mission against KCCO bots or maybe paradeus would be cool

>>64164111
Checked but do gorilla women always have white hair?

Daughter

>>64164854
They should have

>>64165018
sexoooo

>>64165057
i wish women were real

>>64165090
me to

>>64165090
>>64165094
one day Jesus will give us android waifus

>>64165122
when...

RPK-16 is an old hag.
We prefer RPL-20 in here.

>>64165272
Looking at the thumbnail I thought the dumb bitch NDed into the ceiling

>>64162827
Bigcog.

>>64165456
>Chill out Anon-kun, it's not loaded, see-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64164166
>>64163501
But thanks for sharing anyway.
There was one artwork posted here with the theme of US / Spanish war with a similar setup of M1885 and Trapdoor. I forgot/messed up to save it... And it is not even anywhere in the archives (available to me) of Ostwind/HeroOfGrozny.

I would like to use that art as a reference for my gear set up. As part of the historical rifles competition - autism. I know it's not difficult to find sources for a mix of uniforms and gear from this campaign period. But somehow I feel an urgency to copy Ostwind's work for that.

>>64165544
Checked danbooru?

>>64165303
>>64165429
How can somebody be so perfect? Made for me to marry

>>64165909
Imagine the aftersex cuddling

>>64165486
>MAWP MAWP MAWP

posting from my phone
uuuuuh has anyone heard any buzz about people randomly getting banned?

I've been permanently banned from all boards for "posting, requesting, or advertising cheese pizza"

the ban was filed less than a day ago, but I had been gone for about 3 weeks until last night

I have literally only posted here in /ak/ and on a battlefield thread, and haven't posted anything that's even on the same planet as cheese pizza

it didn't even cite any post as the reason for the ban either, so I have no clue what caused the ban

I am very confused and frustrated
I want to go back to posting anime girls with guns

>>64166092
Nope

>>64166092
there was a /pol/tard cope thread a few hours ago where the guy had a melty and spammed gay BBC porn. you might have accidently been caught up in that.

>>64166092
Got assigned an IP where someone posted that?

>>64166112
nope
nothing like that either

>>64166129
I don't think my IP has changed in a while and I'm 100% the only guy who posts on this IP

whatever
it says it will let me try and appeal it tomorrow

>>64166150
good luck. let us know how it goes.

>>64166190
>>64166150
No, accept your banishment and never return to this accursed place

>>64166150
Sounds like you're in the same IP range as a nonce. I was using a dynamic ISP fifteen years ago and would catch b&s from boards I never even posted on. One of them was a two-week with no other explanation than "This is a fursecution", kek

>>64166223
Some years back I was getting "Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse" errors if I tried to post images on certain boards; I still wonder what got posted to warrant that.

I can fix her

>>64165544
That isn't a starlight scope is it?

>>64166092
rip, you must only observe now

>>64166372
What do you do if she asks you what time you go to bed?

>>64166242
I've seen those too and at one point everybody posting Incognito was image blocked. Real bizarre shit

>>64166384
>What do you do if she asks you what time you go to bed?
uhh... ohoho yeah I'd say something slick like "How about you join me and find out? bow chicka bow wow." I'm sure she'd be very receptive of that response and not shoot me in the face

>>64166506
>How about you join me and find out?
>bow chicka bo-

>>64166542
it was worth a shot...

>>64166579
Antona also thought it was worth that shot

>>64164103
Let us not mention the nude edits

>>64167401
Guy made a living drawing cute flirty girls, if he actually had a problem with people sexualizing them he was retarded.

>>64167673
A part of me thinks this is probably why he quit drawing them. He seemed like a deeply religious man and may have felt convicted about the works of his hands leading people to sin.

>>64164268
Yeah, most likely. Somehow I'm still better at dealing with them than younger flatmates

>>64168341
How's that loisanz process going, any updates?

>>64168341
Have you read The Bedford Incident, old boy?

Springfield bros we might be back in two weeks (TWO MORE WEEKS!)

>>64169199
What happens in 2 weeks?

>>64162526
>>64169199
Which is it

>>64169219
War with China, tradwife that will birth me 5 sons.
>>64169221
It was Joever that day, see >>64164774 but we might be back soon.

>>64169238
Can you take your schizophrenia somewhere else?

>>64169238
>Pocahontas Springfield
I need this in my life

>>64169258
Only after I bang your mom. (She will bear my sons)

>>64169274
Fuck I meant bare.

>>64169274
And then you will conquer the west with your mental illness?

>>64169258
What's with these retards and drawing quad tubes on everyone? Not only that but
>quad tubes which are heavy as shit and are a meme to use for ground combat
>quad tubes during the day even
>horns sticking through the helmet because reasons
>no ear pro
>Given a shotgun as a primary weapon for some reason

>>64169285
The same retardation with ship girls, which is completely retarded, and the same with giving everyone school girl skirts for some reason

>>64169258
is he okay?

>>64169263
That ain't no Pocahontas, nigger. Springfield is a real American not some ooga booga savage.
>>64169283
I'll conquer your mom.

>>64169306
>ship girls
I can accept ship girls because it's just nonsensical retardation/a representation of a non human object. The people who draw quad tubes on every image are being entirely serious on the other hand.

Don't mind me.

To the fine gentlemen who intended to read my WN/LN slop, how is it?
I want to know what you guys think: will it do better with the JP audience or in EN?

>>64169325
>not some ooga booga savage.
they can be fixed

>>64169334
>To the fine gentlemen who intended to read my WN/LN slop, how is it?
I've only read 1 & 2. 1 was cool but I actually really enjoyed 2 a whole lot with Theo and his bad start off in japan, made me chuckle a few times.

>>64169285
Most of these are understandable but
>horns sticking through the helmet because reasons
She's a monstergirl, where else are the horns gonna go? I guess you could put 2 huge ridges that act as a sheath but that's more weight for little practical advantage

>>64169546
The point of pointing out the horns was that attention to detail was spent on horns but then everything else was
>eh fuck it quad tubes are in, who the fuck uses ear pro and yeah soldiers totally use shotguns as primary

>>64169556
Ah, in that case yeah that makes sense.

>>64166242
>>64166392
change org with gay in your link and enjoy freedom

>>64169458
Nice, glad to see that part work.
I meant those first two chapters as a tone-setter for the rest of the series.
But I think that Ch 6's action might be what most /k/ommandos would enjoy the most, hopefully.

As a certified weeb, do you think what you read appeals more to JP sensibilities than western ones? Feel free to put this question off until you think you can answer, and much thanks for reading!

I want to be seduced by a foreign glowie and then marry her and have two children with her and slowly turn her in to a patriot and then we live happily ever after!

>>64169725
>As a certified weeb, do you think what you read appeals more to JP sensibilities than western ones? Feel free to put this question off until you think you can answer
Im thinking it appeals more to JP yea but thats just me. thats all I can say really, hopefully someone here or elsewhere will read it and be able to give you a better answer than me lol.
>and much thanks for reading!
Yep. I don't know how many chapters there are but I'll probably read 2 a day.

>>64169344
my lovely inju

>>64169848
horny women erotic

>>64169863
especially tall horny women in tight suits!

>>64169866
female in suit, erotic

>>64169874
Erotic is a understatement

>>64169897
the english language (or any human language) lacks any proper words for how erotic women in suits are

>>64169830
So like the glowie equivalent of a purification fetish?

>>64168366
On backlog due to more immediate matters
>>64169177
I've heard of the film, not the book though

>>64169866
>>64169874
>>64169897
>>64169926
Women in suits give me lesbian vibes, one time I saw this girl walk into the Liturgy with short hair, suit, and a rainbow bracelet, turns out, she's not, still not sure what the rainbow bracelet was about, she's not a LIBERUHL either so maybe the rainbow bracelet wasn't what I thought it was.

>>64170222
Women in suits look immeasurably better with pencil skirts instead of pants

>>64170222
>she's not a LIBERUHL either so maybe the rainbow bracelet wasn't what I thought it was.
I don't really hate gays BUT fuck I sorta do cause before the LGBT movement happened or whenever and whatever it was rainbows used to be, still are, cool. Like you could just wear something with a rainbow on it and it would just be... a rainbow. You also have gods promise as well. Now if you do that people immediately think GAY unless its either Saint Patricks day or if you have clouds attached to the rainbow but even then. They really tainted it so bad man.
ANYWAYS yeah maybe she wears it for the gods promise thing idk.

>>64169830
>I want to be seduced by a foreign glowie
Only if she is a Serbian Ultra-nationalist

>>64169344
>>64169840
sex with indigenous women.

I'd put my Cintli in her Xochitl if you know what i'm saying

>>64170719
>>64170749
Settle down Hernan

>>64170719
As a Spaniard, I agree

>>64170877
you can't stop me fag, so don't even try

>>64170749
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>64171022
"Cintli" means hard, dried corn, and "Xochitl" means flower.

>>64166223
>>64166150
>>64166092
well so much for that
appeal got denied less than 10 minutes after submitting it, even though it advertised an average 16 hour wait time

I guess the only solution is to change IP

sorry for taking up the image limit

>>64171203
that sucks man.

>>64171203
The fuck did you do?

>>64171240
it starts here>>64166092

>>64171203
You've got to say that it's a public IP bro, RIP

>>64169658
WTF

>>64170052
Understandable, have a nice day

>>64171203
Did you not include an email?

isn't it strange that sense you know who disappeared the Serbian started posting way more?

>>64171354
I don't know who you know who is. Toegoblin? Lard? Cedarnigger? Soptimus Prime? Vroomposter?

>>64171354
do you mean shounice or whatever his name was? because he had a melty in /arg/ and got banned.

>>64171363
>>64171376
I'm talking about Cedarnigger. I think it's suspicious how about when he disappeared "Radovan Karadzic" started posting

>>64171407
did Cedarnigger have a ton of 80-90s US milsurp? if so they might be the same guy.

>>64171354
>>64171407
Pills. Now.

>>64171337
I told them that my IP was dynamic, which is true

>>64171353
yep, included an email

mods do not give a single fuck

It's over, they know

>>64171606
he's not denying it

>>64171614
In all seriousness I'm a different feller.

Or am I?

>>64171619
sorry, just to be safe. it was nice knowing you.

>>64171606
>>64171610
>>64171619

>>64171641
>Fine you got me
>ordered some surplus from Serbia, was waiting to pick it up here

Anons, Ostwind isn't coming back, is he?

>>64171586
>included an email
Welp, maybe your in the same range as a VPN and getting blocked automatically. If you have a dynamic IP then just delete your cookies and reset your modem

>>64171619
That's a traditional outfit from the Brazilian Caatinga combatant from early 1900s and 1800s. Not Mexican.

>>64171734
I am now in love with white-looking mexican gals who can make me tacos after passionate love making

Not discrediting Serb/Croat gals though

>>64171749
>who can make me tacos
I would like to say that if anyone here, including (YOU), makes their own tacos and uses store bought tortillas you need to stop and make your own. The difference is everything and once you taste a homemade one the store tortillas will taste like playdough straight up. That is all.

>>64171709
Worse, he'll come back after a year or two, then barely ever upload to string the paypigs along while also pivoting to making some other mediocre shit nobody cares about. This will continue until he has ruined his reputation, then he'll probably quit for good.

>>64171353
>WTF
just change "org" with "gay" in the url bar and press enter, see what happens
you are not banned anymore and in fact invincible to bans

>>64171749
Nice cock

>>64172497
Saw homosex on he page and noped out soz

>>64161836
>>64164118
>>64164111
looks sub af

>>64173025
She is really submissive, just relax and put down your guard, you are totally in charge

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>64173913
One day women will be real.

>>64173897
>It's hard to understand her allegory.
WTF is that supposed to mean?

>>64174392
>is confused
>meaning he is having a hard time understanding
it seems like you get it perfectly

>>64171800
Store tortillas are really shit, and all the mexican food places that don't have Jaunita in the back making them shits also taste off. My mother thought me how to make some foods (including tortillas) back in the day so that if I ever were to fight with my wife she couldn't starve me out.

I unfortunately don't have a wife to do that to me

>>64172710
He has killed 8 other roosters just like him.

Also somebody needs to fix picrel, her Serbian hat was sown the wrong way

>>64173897
Why is she so saggy?

>>64174935
That’s how natural big tits work (and it’s based as hell)

>>64174972
>big tits
>based as hell
WRONG

>>64175066
Anvil.

>>64175066
Fear not, flat chests are also based
What’s not based is big tits with no sag

>>64161625
I loved that anime, it may just be my AOTY

All tits except for fake tits are good.
>huge natural tits
Awesome
>normal medium tits
Fantastic
>DFC
Wonderful

>retarded looking unnatural baloons that aren't even breast shaped
holy fuck I hate this so much

>>64175097
This anon gets it and also fucks

>>64175083
And I'm gonna be smacking my hammer on that iron is you know what I mean

>>64175088
When does a tit start having sagginess and when does it stop having sagginess?

I like the M4A1 SOPMOD Block II very much.

>>64175110
To misquote William Rehnquist: “I may not be able to define (Saggy Tits) but I know it when I see it”

I recently ate raw ramen like Niikura from CITY did. Was super retarded

>>64175134
But what is your opinion on the M4a1 Sopmod Block I?

>>64175217
I saw some post on /ck/ talking about how some kid ate 3 raw packs of ramen and died. Think it was in egypt. Didn't read too much into it but I really don't know how that could have lead to his death

>>64175236
something about the symptoms looking like poison or something.

>>64175241 (me)
never mind, it was "acute intestinal problems" caused by a "digestive obstruction". idk man.

>>64175254
So something else caused it right or just something going on with the kid himself? cause many people eat raw ramen on a daily basis like that and they don't die.

>>64175263
I think it was just the kid, the article went on about people scrutinizing all the preservatives and shit but I don't think it's a problem.

I want a UMP45. Like a real, HK made UMP45. Apparently HK is expanding their US operations but I didn’t hear anything about them making another batch of UMPs. Not even G36s. It’s like what the fuck is even the point

>>64175313
same. we can hope, but all the normies just want the MP5.

>>64175313
You're gonna take the maggot grips strikerslop and you're gonna like it.
Even if they brought the UMPs and G36s over they're still gonna charge 4 grand minimum. Gonna have to settle for a UMP parts kit with a 3d printed receiver if you want her, anon.

>>64175331
Can’t be helped. Diehard is just that good I guess.
>>64175334
>HK’s USA debut gun is a gun that was already on sale
Fucking hell. Though funnily enough my first gun was supposed to be a VP9 but instead I got a P30 because my retarded ass didn’t know how to buy guns online so I just went with the closest thing I could find locally. Maybe I will get a USA-made VP9 just for the fuck of it.
And, no, the worst I’ll do is get a Tommy Built TMP45 already built. I have a USC45 already but I don’t wanna go through the trouble of buying all the parts, shipping everything to them, and getting it all back. I’d rather just buy their gun off their store directly, except it’s never on sale

>>64173913
Yeah, these two along with Enfield are the most sex looking T-dolls

wait no apparently tommy’s site is down for whatever reason fuck me i guess ill just stick with GFL2 for now

>>64175313
Supposedly they're going to try to import G36s. I want a UMP9...

>>64175313
>He wants a .45 ACP Sub-machine gun
Need I say more?

>>64175369
must not dick Auntie, must not dick Auntie...

>>64175474
>must not
the reasoning being?

>>64174575
>My mother thought me how to make some foods (including tortillas)
As every mother should. Do you do flour or corn? If flour do you use lard, oil, or butter? just curious.

>>64175313
You'll have better luck getting the WA2000 anon to make one for you

>>64175556
This isn't a question, flour tortillas are always made with lard/manteca

>>64175396
>Need I say more?
Shh.

>>64177084
legz

>>64175221
missing the peak sandbox sovl...
Guns peaked when the Block Deuce was the king of small arms.

>>64177346
What is it with anime girls dressing provocatively without seeming like whores? I'd trust this woman to not cheat and/or divorce rape me, where as if a real grill was dressed like that I'd say hell nah.

>>64177700
checked but idk man.. i know what youre talking about but my monke brain isnt equipped to know why

>>64175119
Id sneak back after hours with her. We'd probably brake the ride but fuck them for not letting my wife do what she wants.

>>64177700
Maybe because they aren't dressing like hooahs... to be hooahish? Tone back me up on dis.

>>64175556
It was:
get the corn powder and mix it with water so it became a paste thing (not really a paste but you know) and throw it onto a pan or open fire. Salt too.

>>64176734
M3 grease gun is the equivalent of a flat gal so I agree

>>64177700
Thigh highs. the West used to have it with stockings but alas women are whores now (Except in Croatia and Serbia) and all dress like floozies (I'm 90% sure how women dress nowadays is because of prostitute culture)

>>64178846
Alas I forget the pic

>>64178793
UOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHH SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>64178793
GIVE

>>64178986
>C96 with ahe gao face, 1 before image limit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64179010
Sorry for taking image limit.

>>64179133
nah it iz wut it iz

I have become that which I sought to destroy
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