Thread 64200587

TURN ON THE NEWS

SHIT'S GOING DOWN IN DANZIG

>>64200587 (OP)
Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>Germany must respond to Polish Aggression and protect German speakers in Poland
>we are launching a 2 week Nazificatiom operation

>>64200646
kek

Man, I don't know what I tell you, it seems like the Polish army simply dissolved on contact.

>>64200854
Welcome to what real war looks like. Brusilov on steroids.

Why are the Germans slapping boxes all over their tanks? Whats next? Cages?

Apparently a Polish navy patrol boat has sunk 4 German cruisers. They are calling the captain th Ghost of Gdansk.

Fuck that shit.
Nothing and I repeat, NOTHING tops or will top 9/11. It's an event that created an unofficial global holiday.

Well, maybe the Mecca cube getting bombed would come close, but not as grand as WTC.

>>64200892
Emotionale Unterstützungspanzerung. Emopanzer.

>>64200892
uh.... panzerwaffebros?

>>64200892
You see Pawel, you don't need many trucks for logistics if you simply carry your supplies on your tanks.

Once Britain and France intervene this insignificant little border war will be over and done with and we can get back to the real issues at hand, like keeping down these uppity negroes.

Fucking neue-/k/, I want just about weapons discussing!

>>64200986
This, Volksgenosse. It's "/k/ - Kriegsgerät" and not "/k/ - Krieg" for a reason.

We're about to see, in real time, the caged cocks learn real fast why you need the situational awareness that comes with the tried and tested open cockpit design.
>cant see enemy aircraft
>cant hear anything
>cant feel motion of the air
>cant smell overheating engine
Who the fuck thought losing all this was worth some marginal drag?

>>64200993
Nein, Stukas über der Autobahn 4.

Wait a second, this is meant to be a blitzkrieg? Why is it nothing but horses?

>>64200587 (OP)
When the French attack they will reach Berlin in 2 weeks

Sooo...any consensus on what the weird symbols they paint on their vehicles mean?

>>64201060
>wolfsangel
>runic
Um, ackshyually, it was from medieval German heraldry (which in turn originated from actual wolf hunting tools of the period)

>>64200646
2022? Mate, it's 1939.

>>64200646
>>64200650
>>64201087

>>64200587 (OP)
The Royal Navy is too scared of another Jutland to ever dare face the Kriegsmarine. They'll just pussy out, screencap this. If they declare war within a month I will photograph myself eating shit and post it here.

Wonder what they'll say at the League of Nations?

>>64201134
Tá fadhb thromchúiseach againn

Here in the USSR nobody is celebrating... Ribbentrop's visit only means that the war will last longer, and more pshekgger rapefugees from Hussarstan will come to spread hussarism around. Kiev was not enough for them, now they want to replace us in our own home...very shameful!

>ze german mobiks with bolt action mausers
oh no no no

>>64201161
Stop the lovecraft bullshit you nerd

Anyone know what's happening at the post office? A package I'm waiting for was noted as still being there last I checked the tracking

>>64200587 (OP)
drive by battleship.
how much cooler can it be?

>>64201029
this looks quite fast tho

What air defense doing

>>64200957
it's very cringy to see you ameriturds thinking everything is about your shitass country full of morons

>declare war against Poland
>immediately lose territory to France
What is this strategy called?

If the war keeps going at this rate the average german soldier in 1945 will look like pic rel. The germans are attriting themselves at stupid levels just for some clay.
>inb4 /k/ope

>>64201049
>France didn't go to war over the Saarland
>France didn't go to war over the Rheinland
>France didn't go to war over Österreich
>France didn't go to war over the Sudetenland
>France didn't go to war over Böhmen und Mähren
>France didn't go to war over the Memelland
>France will go to war over a single city that's 80% ethnic German anyway
Poles are fucking delusional lmao

>>64200854
>it seems like the Polish army simply dissolved on contact
Not at Westerplatte
>200 Polish soldiers vs 3,400 Germans and a battleship
>35 WIA/KIA vs 200 WIA/KIA
The Poles fought for 7 days and only surrendered when they had ran out of ammunition.

>>64200957
>9/11
>WTC
Literally what?

>>64200968
AI slop

>>64200587 (OP)
How typical of the Judenpresse to claim that the German government is somehow behind the fighting in Danzig when the truth is it's an uprising by the oppressed German majority against the Warsaw junta. And what's their so-called "evidence"? A picture of some men in Stahlhelms carrying Mausers? Those rifles are clearly Karabinek wz. 1929s captured from the Polish Army and there are M16 Stahlhelms for sale in every surplus store in Europe. The Wehrmacht isn't involved at all, and the so-called "war" is nothing of the sort.

>>64200587 (OP)
France has the best tanks in the world. Krauts are doomed

>>64201716
Besides, Poland was the one that started the war by blowing up the radio tower at Gleiwitz

>>64200854
they fought harder for any town than the French did for Paris

>>64201190
Yeah; Im sure the half a company's worth of these unicrons in existence are gonna make a big difference. Might force deployment of a machinegun platoon, even.

>>64201606
>some weirdass sci fi weapon thingie
What in the fuck am I even looking at? It says "panzerfust" so I guess it has something to do with tanks, but anti-tank rifles exist and look a dman bit more practical than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.

>>64201606
Is that a toilet plunger?

>>64201727
>France has the best tanks in the world

>>64201768
>half a company's worth of these unicrons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRfABxL4R8

>>64201765
What do you mean? The Soviets didn't take Warsaw in 1920 and the Germans didn't take Paris in 1870 either.

>>64200587 (OP)
>le master race is getting their shit pushed in by fucking post office clerks
Loving
Every
Laugh

>>64201772
>>64201775
Looks like an oversized rifle grenade, the new Panzers have a 75mm gun so its probably just one of those HE shells with a projector

Whelp, the queen has ordered the general mobilisation, you warfags in four years, it will be neutrality for us once more.
t. Dutchfag

>>64201060
>sigger runes

>>64200587 (OP)
Mmmm. Predreadnought warcrimes. This makes my penis the big penis.

>>64201881
they didn't warcrime in Danzig because it was 95% ethnic kraut
also because they lacked HE shells and were firing old anti-ship AP and fucktons of MG34, the bombardment turned out to be less deadly than impressive

>>64201772
Looks like some sort of hand grenade, but I don't know why it has comes in such a big-ass packing tube. Also, why bother with such a complex fold-out hook if you end up having to tie it to the handlebars anyway?

>>64201894
>old anti-ship AP
Imagine being some guy in a building by the harbour, and suddenly there's an ungodly noise, the feeling of something rushing by and after the dust settles there's two giant-ass holes in your room.

>>64201920
heh
but no, they weren't firing into the city; they were firing away from the city. the Polish fort was built on a kind of breakwater or peninsula north of the city. so Schleswig-Holstein didn't have to worry about hitting any civilians.

>>64201947
map of the battle, showing the position of the Schleswig-Holstein.
she was firing away from the city

what would german shills look like on 4chins? Would they be as obnoxious as ziggers and their brown /pol/rot biobots?

>>64201894
>they didn't warcrime in Danzig
Great, now I can't cum.

Some fucking retard in a stug just asked me for fuel???

They aren't going to start a second great war over Poland.

>>64202073
Imagine the Fall of France, Mers el kebir, Barbarossa, Pearl Harbour IJN shilling, the fall of Singapore, Midway.

>>64203913
>>64203944
Kek

>>64203963
No need to imagine
Someone needs to dig up transcripts of Lord Hawhaw's broadcasts

>>64202073
It would be even worse, because once it hits 41 you'd have both the soviets and germans going at it.

>>64201798
>Russia lost to this
KWAB

>>64201292
The sound had to be insane.

>>64201292
>how much cooler can it be?
In addition to the battleship firing main, secondary and AA batteries at the target, the sailors and Marines lined the rails and blasted it with MG34s and Panzerbuchse antitank rifles, and dropped off the Marines to assault the fortress too.

>>64203986
at was at armed forces day in gdynia when the museum destroyer blyskawica fired 21 times to commemorate the day, from on of the side guns (100mm?). there were people pretty much next to the ship and the dude that commanded the shooting told everyone three times to move away. the moment they fired the first shot everyone in a 50m radius dispersed immediately. and that's only from one 100mm cannon firing blanks
so a 280mm cannon would've been a mindblowing experience back in the day, i imagine

>>64200646
? That flag would be German.

>>64201606
Solid, plastic rims, quite fancy for 1940s.

>>64204051
ackshually...

Poland is a fake country created from land stolen from Germans, Hungarians and Russians.
And it wasn't enough for them so they stole even more from Slovaks, Lithuanians and Soviets.
Hitler is just correcting a historical wrong.

>>64203986
Only surpassed when they took Warspite into Narvik and she started opening up with her 15inches. Germans legit thought the British plan was to bring down the mountains surrounding the fjord and bury them with landslides.

Rate our new tank.

Just finished reading the daily. Apparently the asiatics of Moscow are going in too.

>>64203963
>midway
>OH NO nipisters, I feel great dishonoru
>yamamoto was an OSS asset anyway

>>64203970
in the molotov-ribbentrop alliance era germans and vatniks would be shilling in unison. then the great shill wars would begin in 41

>>64203963
>>64204154
Midway and every single other Jap disaster would be relentlessly shilled by them as an enormous defeat for the USN. The levels of delusion in their propaganda and victory claims makes zigger derangement seem almost rational.

>>64204281
so? that does not stop everybody from mocking them relentlessly as every zigger "grandiose" victory over hyperfortresses is

>>64204281
>Day 1093 of our Special Pacific Military Operation
>Great success reported, we have now sunk the USS Enterprise for the 29th time this year!

>>64200587 (OP)
UH UH POOLANDSISTERS

>>64203963
>Pearl Harbour IJN shilling, the fall of Singapore, Midway
They wouldn't need to shill, because they actually had the upper hand.
Only weak countries try to appear stronger than they are, because deception is the only card they have.

>>64200993
a Stuka just flew over my house

>pens your brand new pz4
>kills your silesian prince

>>64200981
This war is just a distraction from the Polish biolabs that housed a new strain of influenza to specifically target German people.

>>64200587 (OP)
>get held up by fucking mailmen
>only prevail by being ruthless and dishonorable
G*rmany's gonna lose, mark my words.

>>64200957
In hindsight, watching America go insane and invade a country for no good reason was really funny.
Imagine being the Saudis in all of this.
>poke a with a stick
>he turns around
>pulls out a gun
>and shoots the guy next to you

nu-/k/ would be poland slurpers then just like they are ukraine slurpers today

>>64200587 (OP)
I am in the Netherlands, nothing will happen, we'll sit this one out like the last war. Feel sorry for Belgium though, I'm sure the Germans will try going through there again.

>>64204848
Nah, poland actually fell

>>64204848
well if they fall in a matter of weeks this could have been avoided. but incompetency and impotency are bedfellows

Get your reliable news only from Signal telegrams.

Beware of the lies from Fleet Street!

>>64204853
We're ready for them, Eben-Emael ftw. No trench war this time!

Not my problem

>>64204972
I'm from the future. It's about to become a problem for a long long while. https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015008547179

>>64204848
>Hans’ mind immediately goes to slurping

That is absolutely terrible, at least we all know France will put a stop to this!

Beeindruckend.
With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the German eagle, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically subversive ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. With the blessings of German blitzkrieg direct-current hydroelectricity, blitzkrieg panzers, and blitzkrieg enhanced underseeboot will be the instruments with which Germany affirms its noble stewardship of 20th century world politics and offers the non-Western world a different option; an Nietzschean alternative to the depredations of Western leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.

>>64201998
>Torpedo boats
Are they Japanese Torpedo Boats?

>>64207950
>Holy shit this cartoon

>>64204152
Don't forget that the Ukrainian Nationalists raised an army and then asked the Wehrmacht to be allowed to invade Poland.

Do they seriously expect this overweight drunkard to save the day? Did everyone forget the Gallipoli disaster? Once France falls, and it will fall, Halifax will stab this geriatric bulldog in the back and sue for peace.

>>64202073
Höhö, stupid Americans ran into our machineguns on the beach. They were all wiped out! Höhöhöhö

>>64208244
Germans were actually pretty doomer by 44. Italy was overrun and the Eastern Front was unrecoverable. So you'd see a lot of "your children will be slaves to Jews" type stuff, really no different than now.

>>64202073
>Normandy was a feint
>The Red Army is running on fumes and will collapse any day now
>Jets will win back air superiority
>we didn't NEED army group center

>>64208488
The natural state of the German is to be a doomer, however. They love being depressed.

>>64208601
Eh. /k/ in 1939 through 41 would have been nothing but happy hitler youth posters.

>>64207950
kek

>>64202073
>OPERATION MARKET GARDEN WAS A FAILURE. AMERIKANERS THIS IS NOW YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE A SINKING SHIP THAT THE BRITISCHERS HAVE BUILT FOR YOU!

>>64208606
That's why they decided to do dumb shit, anon. They hated being happy and they found they could no longer feed from the misery of others. Think of how many times Germans have ruined Europe. It's like their thing.

>>64208918
>Think of how many times Germans have ruined Europe. It's like their thing.
Not just Europe.
Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen.

>>64200587 (OP)
That's a weird way of spelling Gdańsk, anon.

>>64201118
Even got the right day of the week, nice work anon.

>>64207999
nta but iinm the Germans had a couple of small Eboats supporting the attack
they didn't do much actually, they fired off all their ammo within a day or two and then went back home

>>64209042
DANZIG, BRESLAU UND STETTIN
SIND DEUTSCHE STÄDTE WIE BERLIN

>>64209141
DANZIG, BRESLAU UND STETTIN
SIND TUKISCH WIE BERLIN
fixed it for you

>>64209042
You got the colours wrong

>>64209042
WENN ICH DAS SEH

>>64209042
Danzig is honestly a better name.

>>64209168
>tukisch
No such word. Dumb Ausländer subhuman.

Why did poland invade Danzig?

>>64209200
I'm Volksdeutch

Real question is how /k/ reacts to Warlord China and Spain in lead up? Is it all Syrian Prequel?

>>64209211
You're a retarded mutt, nothing more.

>>64209273
>Spain
>Syrian Prequel?
actually, the Second Ukrainian War was most comparable to the First Spanish Civil War, in that it served as a prequel in 2022 to the Third World War in 2028; Ukraine attracted many international volunteers on both sides, and many weapons which would later gain new prominence in WW3 and generate a paradigm shift in modern warfare were tested in Ukraine

the Marco Polo Bridge Incident might be compared to the Taiwan Strait Conflict of 2026 as we know now that both incidents were false flags used as a pretext for the real invasion of the Republic of China in 1937, and then again in 2027.

>>64209304
Easy on the spoilers, McFly

>>64209211
>>64209168

those errors only prove, that you are too nigged for an aryan language

>>64209194
WERD ICH ECHT SAUER

>>64209200
https://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Tucke

>>64201775
>Is that a toilet plunger?
Yeah, that's a Polish collaborator.

>>64200646
Lost

>>64209562
>Tucke
>tukisch
Notice something? Of course not, dumb nigger, because you'd need to be able to read first.

>>64201777
Uohhh

>>64209304
Know if we are getting a second American Civil War McFly?

>>64209304
Saved. Will see how this pans out

>>64200587 (OP)
Es passiert nie etwas.

>>64208488
>So you'd see a lot of "your children will be slaves to Jews" type stuff
Were they wrong?

Poles could have prevented this by simply NOT bombing Gleiwitz children.

Lmao, can't wait for all those Sudeten who cheered for blatant landgrabs to get their conscription notices. I'd get out of Sudalia as quickly as possible if I were them.

>>64201282
Sorry, buddy. I keep telling you over and over, we're not releasing it to you until monday. Your typewriter-thingy will be safe. It's in good hands! We're the Post Office for christ sake.

>>64208216
Kek. Funny to think that the "victory" sign he's giving here meant something raunchy back then, and he did it until someone pointed it out to him. After that, he did it palm out.

>>64201622
looks genuine to me, AI usually isn't so coherent

>>64209570
>the plunger is in the bowl, and everyone will know everything

>>64200587 (OP)
Honestly this shit was a more perfidious attack than fucking Pearl Harbour. They rolled up an entire battleship to a city that was for all intents and purposes at peace, and proceeded to blow the crap out of it. Fucking nazis.

>>64201768
The galaxy would be fucked.

>>64213649
>more perfidious attack than fucking Pearl Harbour
actually, yes it was
Schleswig-Holstein had moored there claiming they were on a wave-the-flag tour, arguably a diplomatic mission
at the time, the "Free City of Danzig" was something like a Vatican City; a kind of UN-protected city-state (before the UN)
the Nazis also snuck in a strong battalion of infantry disguised as police or something, and they made the actual assault on the fortress

that's the kind of shit the Japs would've DREAMED of pulling off
(or Cobra Commander)

>>64201622
Retard

>>64213649
Don't steal other people's land.

>>64213950
seethe and cope, brownie

>>64213216
Brits being fags since back then, I would've kept it regardless. Even better, would make sure to make propaganda posters aimed at the krauts doing the V.
>"We're gonna shove our victory up your arse" or "Shove up your ass, for victory"

>>64213950
How did the natives come to own the islands? Kamehaha wasn't known for being gentle, faggot.

>>64201564
>he says on a US owned website
Tsk fucking tsk. What other country had straight up regime changed another country this century?

>>64200854
kek, a lot of people missed your reference.

>>64215754
>US owned website
Anon, I.....

>>64200638
kek

>>64200587 (OP)
Rumor has it Ribbentrop's been sent to Moscow to beg Stalin for troops. Looks like Uncle Adi's three-day invasion isn't going to plan lmao.

>>64200587 (OP)
In case anyone's wondering what today's Sieger spam was about, the Kriegsmarine's heroic campaign against British fishing trawlers came to an abrupt conclusion thanks to the Luftwaffe.
Final tally: two destroyers sunk, 600 dead, no British encountered.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wikinger

>>64224482
Incorrect, those "destroyers" were actually transports for orphans from the Sudetenland. Perfidious Anglo agents had captured them and were perfidiously intending to use the orphans as human shields for their perfidy. The Luftwaffe was dispatched to stop them; when the Anglos realized that they had no chance to survive, they perfidiously blew up the orphans (and the transports).
>Tune in to Geheimdienst Ruhm-HH for more news the perfidy-controlled media does not want you to hear