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Anonymous 9/8/2025, 6:34:28 AM No.64232849 [Report] >>64232872 >>64232873 >>64233013 >>64233051 >>64233092 >>64233176 >>64233192 >>64233205 >>64234279 >>64234309 >>64234314
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Have you ever horribly misheard or misunderstood jargon or sayings related to weapons?
I understood "Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six" as being literal; It is better to be on trial at noon than dead early in the morning.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 6:43:52 AM No.64232872 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
no, but that's probably because I'm not a retard
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 6:43:57 AM No.64232873 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
You still kind of got the gist of it though, because being dead in the morning is a whole lot fucking worse than being at trial at noon.
In one of those, you're dead, in another, you're not.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:34:16 AM No.64233013 [Report]
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>>64232849 (OP)
1.>>64230877
2. You're either an autistic retard (in which case, enjoy the rest of your ilk here), or pic rel
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:51:02 AM No.64233051 [Report] >>64233053 >>64233060 >>64233139 >>64233207 >>64233682
>>64232849 (OP)
Its about juries you idiot
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:52:02 AM No.64233053 [Report]
>>64233051
as well as ammunition capacity.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 7:54:07 AM No.64233060 [Report]
>>64233051
wrong, it's about time zones.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:05:55 AM No.64233092 [Report] >>64233141
>>64232849 (OP)
How is "judged by twelve [o'clock]" more literal than "judged by twelve [jurors]"?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:35:47 AM No.64233139 [Report] >>64235394
>>64233051
The thread is about things you misunderstood you idiot
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:36:57 AM No.64233141 [Report]
>>64233092
Because referring to a time as simply a number is normal while referring to jurors as a number is poetic.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:38:15 AM No.64233142 [Report]
Why is this board so fucking RUDE
I thought armed gentlemen were supposed to be gentlemen
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:57:09 AM No.64233176 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
That's not what it means. It means it's better to be in court early than to be tried at noon, because the judge will be hungry at noon and wanting to just convict you so he can go to lunch. So you need to get judged by 12pm or you get a bad sentence because he'll be convicting everyone until he can go home at 6pm.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 9:06:13 AM No.64233192 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
I thought this was about 12 round magazines.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 9:10:42 AM No.64233205 [Report] >>64233370
>>64232849 (OP)
kek retard. A jury is 12 people, while 6 people carry a casket.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 9:11:43 AM No.64233207 [Report]
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Anonymous 9/8/2025, 10:35:12 AM No.64233370 [Report]
>>64233205
Look at the title of this thread, and ask yourself whether OP needed you to explain this to him.

How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast? Can you spin an apple in your head?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 1:54:58 PM No.64233682 [Report]
>>64233051
Nuh uh
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:15:14 PM No.64234279 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
You are too stupid to own guns. You are a retarded gorilla nigger.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:23:08 PM No.64234309 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
Id rather be shot by 12(9mm) than buried by 6(.357 mag)
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:24:07 PM No.64234314 [Report]
>>64232849 (OP)
Buddy are you actually retarded?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:25:32 PM No.64234321 [Report]
do people not understand OP doing a gag or are they just so bitter that they have to 'correct' them?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:05:12 PM No.64235394 [Report]
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>>64233139
No it's about 12 niggers or six niggers maybe 198 niggers either way it about niggers.