/ak/ - Miko Monday edition
OLD THREAD:
>>64232418
I warned you this would happen. You could have prevented this. Post Miko, Post Miku, armpits optional (mandatory)
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:55:01 AM
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>floods my thread with homosex
>Tuesday morning
/a/ really isn't sending their best
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:56:32 AM
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What sweaty Miko armpits does to a mf'er
>>64237608 (OP)
IT’S CIRNO DAY TOMORROW NOT REIMU DAY
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:15:11 AM
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>>64237698
>>64237688
Nice TISAS you have there
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:19:12 AM
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>>64237778
>>64237698
Yeah, it should be good for a few thousand rounds or so!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:37:50 AM
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>>64237806
>>64237704
Is this is a good or a bad thing? I’ll probably buy more 1911s after I get a Beretta M9
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:40:05 AM
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>>64237827
>>64237688
TOO BAD I MADE THE THREAD TODAY!
You had your chance to prevent this.
>>64237778
>good
If that's just your range toy or part of a cos play
>bad
If that's your EDC then it's not GTG
>Beretta M9
That has no front sight nor WML options either, they're both SNAFU for anything other than cos play or LARP
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:48:04 AM
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>>64237833
>>64237806
It’s a range toy yeah. My carry is a Bersa Thunder. Either getting a M9 or 92FS next. Just want a sexy metal frame 9mm
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:49:05 AM
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>>64237844
>>64237791
FUCK YOU REMILIA AND FUCK VAMPIRES
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:49:42 AM
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>>64237822
>want a sexy metal frame 9mm
So get a West German P226, the 92FS is kind of shitty
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:51:46 AM
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>>64237872
>>64237806
>they're both SNAFU for anything other than cos play or LARP
The M9 was the gold standard of handguns 40 years ago. It still works just as well now as it did then.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:59:45 AM
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>>64237924
>>64237843
>40 years ago
lol no Glocks already existed by then and the G17 had greater capacity for less weight
>still works just as well
To my knowledge, no military or law enforcement uses the 92FS. It's of course safer than the P320 but automatic pistols aren't supposed to be a race to the bottom
>>64237844
I DONT REMEMBER WHETHER IT WAS A GIRL OR A GUY BUT THAT VAMPIRE’S TURD CUTTER SQUEEZED ME DRY
why's that samefag have his caps lock on?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 5:08:28 AM
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>>64237907
>>64237895
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
ALSO IT'S TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE TALKING TO EACHOTHER RETARD
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 5:20:00 AM
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>>64237885
Smoked the opp till his meat fell off the fuckin bone
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 5:34:05 AM
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>>64238100
>>64237924
>dude the numbers are different so it's better
This but unironically. Less bulk for greater capacity 40 years ago gave poly strikers the edge
>noguns
???
Radovan Karadzic
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9/9/2025, 5:46:28 AM
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>>64238018
>decide to read first chapter of volume 1
>picrel
I have become more invested
Need anime left 4 dead/killing floor hybrid game.
IL4DD
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9/9/2025, 6:08:39 AM
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Oh and for the anon asking if the strong women in the last thread were natural, fucking lol. Those women are as natural as a three dollar bill.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 6:11:44 AM
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>>64237844
>THAT'S THE PLAN
Uhhhhh... hello BASED Department?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 6:18:54 AM
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>>64237988
>gave poly strikers the edge
In your opinion, sure, okay. I think other stats are more important. But the real reason Glock succeeded was never their gun's performance, which in any objective testing wasn't much better or worse than competitors. They took over the world by beating everyone else on price in military/police contracts. With so many professional users it was then easy to sell to civilians at the regular handgun price, meaning massive profit margins. The rest is history. Glock won because they were cheaper, not because they were better.
>>64238095
>Glock won because they were cheaper
Interesting theory but that doesn't explain why the Teams selected the Glock 19 when their procurement isn't necessarily under the same budget constraints.
I've yet to hear anyone with confirmed kills endorse a 2011, CZ-75, 1911, P226, 92FS or whatever hipster bullshit for carry when a poly striker other than a P320 was an option
Anonymous
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>>64238217
>>64237608 (OP)
be honest, you would, wouldn't you?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:07:29 AM
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>>64239869
>>64238208
I wouldn't make up a fake and gay story for internet clout, no
Anonymous
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>>64238274
>>64238187
>that doesn't explain why the Teams selected the Glock 19 when their procurement isn't necessarily under the same budget constraints.
Because Glock took over the world, like I said. Glocks perform similarly to Berettas, they're cheaper, and there's no major reason NOT to use what is now the standard option. But in the civilian world, where profit margins on Glocks remain high, and cost isn't always a chief consideration, other sorts of guns remain popular. As evidenced by the fact that guns like the 92 and CZ75 are now made with all the modern touches like an optics cut.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:27:33 AM
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>>64238224
>>64238244
If you carry something other than a poly striker because the second kind of cool, more power to you. I'm just not convinced the 2011, CZ-75, 1911, P226, 92FS, et cetera is worth the squeeze in 2025
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:54 PM
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>>64239037
>>64237895
I’m not the dude with the Remilia Fumo. I used caps lock for referencing Dracula Flow
What did Cirno blow up in this photo?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:47:47 PM
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>>64239264
What did cerno blow up this time?
Anonymous
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>>64240113
>>64238217
Blessing of computers (or cars or motorbikes) is something you can get at various shrines in Japan though.
>Wh-oh! My apologies, Weebnigger-sama, I'm at the end of my shit and I was getting hungry...don't worry, I'll start baking your pizza right away. Extra chicken, pesto, balsamic onions and no pepperoni?
Anonymous
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>>64240557
fuck, I wanted to write *shift. Now the weebniggers are going to make fun of me...
>tfw RPK-16 will never suddenly corner you in your apartment, going from cheery and clingy to threatening and dangerous in a split second, like the flick of a switch, smile still on her face but it does not reach her eyes
>she will never ask again and again why you went to the store alone yesterday without asking her for permission first
>she will never violently beat you every time you desperately try to explain yourself
>she will never continue to smile at you as she beats you. her smile wide and strained, her eyes wide, darting between yours, searching your soul, never blinking, continuously asking why you are being unfaithful, repeating it over and over again, trembling with anger
>you will never realize that there is only way this will end and you extend a trembling hand to her, apologizing, preparing for the pain again, one finger already in a splint from last week and another barely healed from last month
>she will never suddenly throw you to the ground and straddle your chest, holding your face with one hand, the other gripping a knife you didn't know she had, pressed millimeters away from your eye with a hand shaking from rage
>she will never hiss through clenched teeth and strained smile that if you ever break her trust again and try to leave her, she will carve her name in to your eyes so you never forget the only person that loves you
>you will never have wild babymaking sex right there on the floor afterwards and live happily ever after
God I wish RPK-16 was real
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:47:57 PM
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>>64246194
Bicycle /n/igga's when they aren't hustling. Also happy Cirno Day.
>>>/n/2051560
>>64237608 (OP)
A qt approached me and expressed interest in me. I replied "you to" and power walked away. Why am I like this.
Radovan Karadzic
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9/10/2025, 2:04:51 AM
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>>64240854
Hot, but I'm not wasting an opportunity for picrel
Also you can just tell your Croatian wife you talked to a Serbian gal
Radovan Karadzic
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9/10/2025, 2:08:26 AM
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>>64241644
>>64250389
>>64241600
She now sees you as vulnerable, which I presume women like. Was this like a random encounter or a place you'd see them often?
Radovan Karadzic
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9/10/2025, 2:29:54 AM
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>>64241708
>>64241644
>High chan[c]e of meeting again.
You can probably harvest whatever is there, especially since you said they expressed interest in you as you said. Don't be autistic pretty much
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:40:19 AM
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>>64241717
>>64241670
>Don't be autistic pretty much
Well shit thats asking alot.
Radovan Karadzic
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9/10/2025, 2:44:26 AM
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>>64241708
Remediate the autism. Women don't like an autist but they also don't like someone without a soul.
Anonymous
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>>64239264
>>64240889
All your base are belong to us.
>>64241773
why does she have an airsoft gun?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:12:26 AM
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>>64241984
>>64241782
She's preparing for the real deal.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:56:15 AM
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>>64241967
>>64241782
IIRC this was about some old ladies in japan warding off bears with air guns.
>>64241958
idk why but I did not think there were bears in japan
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:03:55 AM
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>>64241773
Same, they're weird and unpredictable. Guns are cool and always act exactly as you'd expect them to.
>>64241967
>>64241782
>>64241800
My b, it was monkeys. The resident serb can translate the slav speak. "Monkey Busters" in Google.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:06:13 AM
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>>64242017
>>64241967
Japan has a weirdly diverse wildlife despite being such a small Island (or did at least, pretty sure they killed off all the wolves at this point)
Anonymous
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>>64242045
>>64241984
Those are some cool hags. Still there are apparently bears in japan which I did not know...
>>64241988
Damn they had wolves too? What about coyotes
>>64242017
Yeah, last one was seen in 1905, since then they've been believed to be extinct.
No coyotes, those are pretty much exclusive to North America (good for the Japanese, Coyotes would absolutely take over the entire country without any issue since they have zero competition at this point), but they do have both red foxes and tanuki, which are effective foxes cosplaying as racoons.
Radovan Karadzic
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>>64242131
>>64242864
>>64241984
I do not speak srpski or srpskohrvatski, but that looks polish
I speaka the espanol though
>>64242131
This was established a few threads ago. I believe he's a spaniard if I remember correctly... something like that
Radovan Karadzic
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9/10/2025, 4:48:51 AM
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>>64242280
>>64242131
>tfw I am such a serb nationalist that he thought I was Serbian
>>64242149
Spaniards. High speed colonialization.
Lot of silver in this shit
Anonymous
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>>64242149
>spaniard
I'm pretty sure he's a Californian
PLEEEASE let this be a normal field trip...
>>64242149
I don't typically pay attention to text unless there's anime booba attached or lots of replies.
>>64242162
I mean, why else would you stan for the shittier Kosovo am I right fellas
Radovan Karadzic
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9/10/2025, 5:47:59 AM
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>>64242280
>shittier Kosovo
Since when did I ever support Albania?
Anonymous
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>>64242404
>>64242280
At best he's spanish, more likely he's a spic in a border state
>>64242252
Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!
Radovan Karadzic
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>>64242414
>>64242353
Senor, por favor
>>64242364
Ms. Frizzle, why don't you have a seat?
God please work
I love you /ak/
Anonymous
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>>64242449
>>64242380
No it's not, the artist is Slugbox
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>>64242459
>>64242045
Alright, what's the fucking source?
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>>64242426
Then he augmented a deep slop, something about the shading just isn't right
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>>64242459
Thanks. Now I can call you a degenerate in relative peace.
>>64240986
no pizza for you, disgruntled weeb
Anonymous
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>>64242801
Whatever. Not like I'd want to eat a pizza with pesto and balls onion on it or whatever anyways. And no Pepperoni? I'd rather die.
Anonymous
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>>64238023
If you're ok with a cheesy porn game there's Seed of the Dead
Anonymous
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>>64242864
meh, misspeled Miyuki and the soi, can't remember the wordfilters anymore fuckin hell
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:50:10 PM
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man FUCK. If you buy shitty totes, put a bunch of heavy shit in there, and then make someone you know carry those shitty heavy totes somewhere else FUCCKK YOUUU JUST BUY SOME GOOD QUALITY FUCKING TOTES YOU GODDAMRNRBWHDIFOLWLR9OF
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>>64244297
why does /ak/ hate poland?
Anonymous
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>>64244959
>>64244613
You know how you can't shoot a 240B left handed? (Allegedly I've never attempted it, I always shoot it right handed)
What about a PKP?
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9/10/2025, 6:10:33 PM
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>>64244977
>>64244932
Dunno.. I'm not wrong handed either.
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>>64244959
I am left handed but I've only ever shot the 240B right handed because I was told to never shoot it left handed.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:54:58 PM
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Any new translations of this lately?
Anonymous
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>>64245289
>>64242801
Out of the way, Chinese impostor boat.
>>64245260
I want Chobi to taste my wood fired pizza. This is not a euphemism for sex, I just literally make wood fired pizza now.
Anonymous
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>>64245289
WOOD FIRED PIZZA!?
How's Pizza supposed to get a job now!?
>>64245521
>>64245565
>>64245783
Teitoku about to have a Long Lance shoved up his rectum in 3...2...1...
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>>64245814
This admiral must master the art of a night battle with two destroyers at once.
>>64245991
No. I don’t trust her. AK-15 or bust
Anonymous
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>>64247258
>>64240854
anon may i request some kind of story involving this image.
Anonymous
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>>64246280
>>64240858
Whoh, I knew the bike fags were gay but I never knew they were THAT GAY. Also now I'm jelly, I haven't road my mountain bike in forever. Maybe I'll dig it out of my garage now that it's not hot as balls outside.
>>64245289
>This is not a euphemism for sex
Wholesome
>I just literally make wood fired pizza now.
Nice, did you build your oven out of brick by yourself or did you buy some fancy pancy ceramic thing?
Been debating whether or not to build my own backyard brick oven or not.
Anonymous
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>>64246194
I assembled the oven out of brick myself, but it's a hack job - meant to be quickly put up or taken down if need be. It's not pretty but gets the job done.
Anonymous
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>>64245814
I guess Buki has ways to get teitokus focus back on her, anon.
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>>64248164
>>64241600
Look at it this way, you already got the fact that you're painfully socially awkward out of the way pretty much first time, there's only two things that happen now, she's repulsed by your 'tism and doesn't try talking to you again which meant she never would have been a good fit for you, or she finds it a bit endearing and is more interested in you. It's a win-win situation.
Anonymous
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>>64246016
>>64246055
My Wife RPK-16 and my sister-in-law AK-15!
>>64246016
Imagine telling this big dork that she is pretty!
Radovan Karadzic
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>>64248306
>>64247283
milka chocolate is actually the best chocolate anyone could ever taste, Hazelnut bar was the fuggin best, and the store I buy it from has a donation box for a Serbian church dancing thing
Radovan Karadzic
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>>64247621
>>64247984
goddam charlie got fucking nailed, after the Trump attempts they don't wanna miss anymore
Anonymous
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>>64247944
>>64247558
Wonder who's gonna roll 1 on the reprisals.
Radovan Karadzic
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>>64247956
>>64247978
>>64248488
>>64247621
I'll admit it, I jerked off a few hours ago. And I'll also admit the Ms. Frizzle pic up the thread got me going.
I'll actually post next time I plan to strangle the rooster
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:24:17 AM
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>>64247944
god damn it! that's it, I'm getting the scissors.
Anonymous
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>>64247263
With her hair like that I think I’d be too flustered to even say it
Anonymous
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>>64247944
>He masturbates
>something happens
The fall of the US is controlled by one guy cumming
>>64247984
I don't know, but the radicles aren't getting shot...
oh my god, new conspiracy.
>>64247994
An attempt was made on Nick Fuentes last year but he got out fine.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:42:28 AM
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>>64252530
>>64248019
oh yeah, I forgot about that fag. the conspiracy is dead.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:26:08 AM
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>>64246693
Your probably right anon. Hopefully I atleast get another opportunity to find out.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:36:06 AM
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>>64249585
First massage complete, was only awkward for the first like 20 seconds when she just rubbed the oil on my back and glutes, after that it just ping ponged between blissfully relaxing and agonizingly painful, now I feel like jello.
Anonymous
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>>64247304
I'm more of a toblerone guy myself
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:52:42 AM
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>>64248574
>>64247994
>new '''conspiracy'''.
Richard Spencer has on numerous occasions been seen with literal IDF/Mossad lads. That's not exactly what I'd call a schizo tier 'conspiracy'.
>>64248019
>Nick Fuentes
Offing him would be homophobic and racist against LatinX folks, also AF is it's own whacky honeypot.
Is Cozy.tv still a thing?
>>64247944
>I'll actually post next time I plan to strangle the rooster
Goon more, escalate further for the LoLz.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 6:10:13 AM
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how do we know radovan killed charlie with his jo and not haru urara
Radovan Karadzic
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9/11/2025, 6:27:17 AM
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>>64248488
>Goon more
I refuse to reek more havoc. I've already killed X amount of Ukrainians and Russians, Y amount of Israelis and Palestinians, along with the Pope and Charlie
New cool war every four years? Yay or nay?
Anonymous
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>>64248847
i just want to grow potatoes and corn man.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:28:12 AM
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>>64248847
Only if they’re aesthetic
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 2:35:15 PM
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>>64248195
Nice. Maybe I’ll get one sometime
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 2:36:40 PM
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>>64250096
>>64248609
Stop saying this shit it hurts too much
Bros I met a cute Christian Tomboy, you think I can convince her to become Ordodogs?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:46:19 PM
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>>64250338
Why would you want to corrupt her like that?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:48:58 PM
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>>64250877
>>64241613
>She now sees you as vulnerable, which I presume women like
Some of them do but others are disappointed if you aren't gigachad from the get go
Zuizui makes this face at you, WWYD?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 6:21:11 PM
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>>64250461
Zuizui is for headpats and teasing!
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 7:37:21 PM
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>>64252489
>>64250389
No point worrying about chick's that wouldn't date you in the first place unless you treated dating like a game to be won, and frankly, would you even want a relationship like that where you couldn't let your guard down for a second without her losing interest? Sounds like hell to me.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 8:34:46 PM
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>>64251172
>>64251114
>MOE handgaurd
Do you think the pun was intentional?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 8:38:25 PM
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>>64251156
I had been wondering the exact same thing myself
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 8:40:23 PM
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Archery was pretty fun the last time I tried it, I really should get myself a cheap 30Ibs recurve for plinking
has anyone gotten to grab the figures that got made of wani's art?
Anonymous
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>>64237688
>IT’S CIRNO DAY TOMORROW NOT REIMU DAY
Cern-0 day is over, we're celebrating something else now.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:43:42 PM
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>>64249585
Would definitely recommend, you don't realize how tense you really are until your first deep tissue massage goes from you thinking "don't get a boner" when she starts touching your glutes to "oh sweet Jesus, don't cry" when you finally feel your back go limp and noodly.
Radovan Karadzic
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9/12/2025, 1:29:45 AM
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>>64252546
>>64250877
>Anarchist cookbook
>that posture
would impregnate on the spot.
To add to that, unconditional love doesn't exist anymore (except with Serbian and Croatian women). Like if you ever told your gf you were a serial killer they wouldn't love you anymore.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:35:38 AM
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>>64252544
>>64251447
>>64251530
agh wait nevermind these are ai-generated
fuck me
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:39:57 AM
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>>64248028
Maybe Tucker Carlson will be next
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:42:44 AM
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>>64252589
>>64252489
Sadly true, but there's degrees of conditions, "I'm leaving you because you just murdered like 17 people for no reason" is a bit different than "I'm gonna go fuck Chad because you showed the slightest hint of vulnerability."
Pretty sure 99% of us would leave a chick in an instant if she suddenly said some shit like "how would you feel about opening the relationship?" except the lesbian ntr cuck.
Radovan Karadzic
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9/12/2025, 1:51:24 AM
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>>64252602
>>64253046
>>64252546
Bitches will go on about soul mate shit and then lose interest if you show weakness or anything legally questionable. The entire point of a relationship is to be able to rely on one another emotionally
I need a gal who will burn down bosniak-inhabited villages and destroy Albania with me
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:54:34 AM
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>>64252589
Can you really call her "wife material" if she doesn't have a genocidal hatred of Bosnians?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:02:05 AM
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>>64252631
I would give my left nut for an Uma Musume OVA about Sergeant Reckless, sadly just the fact that she was a Korean horse would immediately make the Nips gag at the mere mention of it.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:02:57 AM
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>>64252627
this design for her fucking rules too
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:19:50 AM
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>>64252553
Suffering builds character
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:24:18 AM
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>>64238241
nigger cirno with the nigger gun...
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:54:04 AM
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>>64253108
>>64250338
no, she'll convince you to begome prodesdand :DDDD
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:14:16 AM
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>>64253067
>>64252589
>The entire point of a relationship is to be able to rely on one another emotionally
Unfortunately for most of history men just aren’t able to rely on their spouse emotionally. Vulnerability will always give the ick. That’s why men vent to male friends
>>64252820
No, that is the gayest form of Christianity I'm not going back to it.
>>64253067
because women are built to have sex with powerful men for survival. If her man is a sensitive soft boy then some asshole is most definitely going to come from the wilderness, burn the village down, kill her man, and rape her and her daughters.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:31:15 AM
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>>64250096
I hope they like crappy tuna
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:33:42 AM
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>>64253335
>>64253169
Damn it really has been like that since the dawn of man huh. Crazy
>Monday thread
Fox Friday is starting early. Let's get this shit wrapped up.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:58:17 AM
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New 'shimi just dropped
>mfw going into the woods for one day without cell service and the entire country has gone to shit in the 36 hours I was gone
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:01:58 AM
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>>64253365
>>64253263
I mean, yeah. Just white people alone, our ancestors most definitely genocided the entire continent of Europe and took all the women.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:12:04 AM
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>>64253311
We're well below 310 so I'll allow it this time
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:15:54 AM
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>>64253401
>>64253335
I wonder if aliens are just as violent as us like that...
Radovan Karadzic
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9/12/2025, 6:27:32 AM
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>>64253445
>>64253446
>>64253169
If women still had the instinct to want genocidal men I'd be drowning in pussy. Women have no excuse nowadays because they'll influence men to become borderline femboys if they want seggs
I found this out after being called a "performative male" by a 12 year old for carrying a camera earlier today, and going home to search up the term
>>64253311
The derp fox in the corner makes me realize I am alone in this barren plane we call reality
>>64253365
Don't remember who said it but someone once said it would be a Columbus x Indians type deal
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:51:32 AM
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>>64253454
>>64253401
>Don't remember who said it but someone once said it would be a Columbus x Indians type deal
Fugg that ain't cool.. but if aliens have the technology to travel their ass all the way over here there's not really a point in enslaving us unless it's just for fun. They should have some insane tech already to do the dirty work for them like robots/a.i.
That said if some hot alien chicks ever came to earth to capture men for the bow chicka bow wow I wouldn't resist
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:53:02 AM
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>>64253454
>>64253401
>Columbus x Indians type deal
So you're telling me we could mate with them
Radovan Karadzic
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9/12/2025, 6:57:45 AM
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>>64253503
>>64253445
You know when you spawn a bunch of Combine and Resistance NPCs in gmod so they fight each other? If Alien's had no use for humans and didn't want to exterminate us we'd become material for that, advanced cockfighting pretty much
>>64253446
>Anon was deconstructed after attempting seggs with the daughter of Ailen Hitler
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:03:43 AM
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where the fuck is Kino, you absolute whores
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:19:14 AM
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>>64254284
>>64253454
>If Alien's had no use for humans and didn't want to exterminate us we'd become material for that, advanced cockfighting pretty much
grim... why cant they all just be alien chicks longing for a human husband..
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:44:08 AM
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>>64253794
I want The Queen to step on me
Tšuhna
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9/12/2025, 1:35:26 PM
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>>64254223
>>64254294
(last episode of "Bullets Fly Again":
https://www.publish0x.com/tsuhnas-ak-stories/bullets-fly-again-part-25-xpxjxjq)
Episode 2.75:
>"Speaking of Marseille, you girls *still* try to imitate the instructors & fight solo, the only reason we fight you solo is because we have the skills and experience required to do that, Marseille got shot down several times in her early days because she kept fighting solo, and she was already the finest aerobaticist of the Luftwaffe back then, once she was forced to work as a team with Pöttgen, she stopped getting shot down & instead of becoming another winner of the Wooden Cross she became the finest fighter ace of all time", Barkhorn lectures the cadets, she has clearly been waiting for a chance to bring up the fact that early on Marseille's striker units tended to be write-offs after every mission due to her reclessness.
>"...But aren't both your and Colonel Hartmann's scores way higher than hers?" Buttelmann asks, puzzled.
>"...Let's just say the Reichskanzler was less amused by Marseille's history of insubordination than Truman is & leave it at that" Barkhorn explains with her unease apparent in her voice, the name of the man being effectively a taboo among the former Karlsland military personnel, especially the ones serving in the armed forces of their former enemies.
>"What does that even mean?" Buttelmann asks, not understanding the implications.
>"What she's trying to say is the art school reject from Bohemia had Marseille placed under house arrest for the rest of the war after she pushed her luck too far in '42, there are even rumors of The Chicken Farmer trying to find an excuse to have her shot after the July Plot just to pick a fight with Göring, but her friends managed to protect her" Hartmann explains.
Tšuhna
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9/12/2025, 1:42:32 PM
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>>64254199
I keep forgetting I still have Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/BG050bsi
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:51:48 PM
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sorry for testing
[spoiler]test[/spoiler]
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:11:59 PM
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>>64254299
>>64253503
Considering just how far removed their own evolution could have gone, to the point that they may very well breathe sulfuric acid and consider utterly hostile temperatures to a human to be room temp, I highly doubt we're finding anything remotely close to human reproductive methods for that. We'd be lucky if we can exist in the same atmosphere, especially so if we breathe the same air. The neon colored humanoids just isn't happening, and even if it did our uncanny valley instincts would likely whip us into a primal genocidal rage, because we're the last species of hominids for a reason and 99% of it was not peaceful.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:14:56 PM
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>>64254324
>>64253108
You vill memorize and recite the solae
You vill read the Bible in the vernacular
You vill reject monastic vows
And you vill like it
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:28:54 PM
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>>64254293
Try me faggot, I'll use my second to protect my first.
>>64253108
I find it beyond hilarious that some Mongol horsefuckers in the mid-1200s immediately grasped the general concept of Christianity and the role of Christ with just a little information gleaned about it (they said that clearly Tengri is the same as the Christian God and that Jesus is "Messiah-Tengri") and yet I've spoken to multiple American Prots who say that Jesus is just a prophet.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:43:12 PM
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>>64254456
>>64254338
there's a thousand different sects of protestants, and a thousand different beliefs.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:45:03 PM
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>>64254456
>>64254338
>I've spoken to multiple American Prots who say that Jesus is just a prophet.
those are Muslims who are confused about which book they have been reading
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:45:25 PM
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>>64254398
So i might have a chance to buy chink's Ak101 clones
apparently some guy i know who is a police, know a guy who just confiscated that from some druggies
so instead of reporting confiscated weapon they are selling it on blackmarket
Im a seanigger so its totally illegal to own one of these but I could have one
should I go for it?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:55:47 PM
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>>64254371
>buying illegal guns the cops confiscated from druggies
either you are a Fed trying to trick us into encouraging someone to commit a felony, or your cop friend is trying ti screw you over.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 3:18:10 PM
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>>64254363
Which is kind of an issue. But putting that particular massive problem aside, specifically a lot of American ones seem to have almost no idea about the basic theology of Christianity. I'm sure some have an idea but others seem to have undergone convergent evolution into Muslims and Arians and all other manner of things.
>>64254369
Forget where I've heard it but someone once told me that Muslims and American Protestants differ very little, it's just that the latter will drink and do the opposite of covering up women.