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Anonymous No.64340100 [Report] >>64340122 >>64340172 >>64342531 >>64342646 >>64342851 >>64342946 >>64343267 >>64343607 >>64343801 >>64345011 >>64345094 >>64345220 >>64345231 >>64345390 >>64345445 >>64348239 >>64349235 >>64350521 >>64352351 >>64352386 >>64352596 >>64361074 >>64361948 >>64362071 >>64362104 >>64362720 >>64362779 >>64365280 >>64366740 >>64367332 >>64369397 >>64373605 >>64381655
What spooktober cryptids are you on the lookout for?
Anonymous No.64340118 [Report] >>64340126 >>64342668 >>64343592 >>64348479 >>64371541 >>64373740 >>64373841
it sure would be spooky if a werewolf (female) nutted deep down my throat
Anonymous No.64340122 [Report] >>64340126 >>64342668 >>64360898
>>64340100 (OP)
I want to be vored by a female werewolf
Anonymous No.64340126 [Report]
>>64340118
>>64340122
GET OUT I WANNA BE SCARED NOT HORNY
Anonymous No.64340172 [Report] >>64340194 >>64362652 >>64369535
>>64340100 (OP)
The Abomimable Blowman.
Anonymous No.64340194 [Report]
>>64340172
those mexicans better not turn around, id be terrified if a Yeti was manning my vehicles minigun
Anonymous No.64342531 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Skeleton.
Anonymous No.64342545 [Report]
The female orgasm
Anonymous No.64342646 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
The usual. Vampires in cities, werewolves in the countryside. Ghosts and wraiths in haunted places. Changelings everywhere and mages with sticks up their asses
Anonymous No.64342668 [Report] >>64342964
>>64340118
>>64340122
You faggots bring shame to the noble monster fucker creed. No fluffy wives for you.
Anonymous No.64342800 [Report] >>64343864
Spiders.
Anonymous No.64342851 [Report] >>64345098
>>64340100 (OP)
The Grabbler.
Anonymous No.64342856 [Report] >>64345162
Fanagator. Half man, half fan boat half alligator
Lives in Florida
Anonymous No.64342879 [Report] >>64342881 >>64342954 >>64345048 >>64345231 >>64345456 >>64348535 >>64367960
There are absolutely no "cryptids" or other such boogeymen for you paranoid morons to worry about. This shit is exactly why we need gun control in the US, because retards are shooting blindly into the dark thinking they just saw a bigfoot or a wendigo, and end up hitting some poor innocent dog or God forbid a person. Every single one of you shouldn't own a weapon, and should be forced by court order to leave your homes unlocked and your heads above the bedsheet covers.
Anonymous No.64342881 [Report]
>>64342879
>t. retard
Anonymous No.64342946 [Report] >>64369473
>>64340100 (OP)
>spooktober cryptids
Mogollon Monsters if they're out this year. It's hit or miss, maybe something to do with sunspots or hurricanes.
Also, Jackalope season opens on the 15th.
Anonymous No.64342954 [Report] >>64342981 >>64343600 >>64357754 >>64380632
>>64342879
Ragged, blood encrusted claws pecked out this post.
Anonymous No.64342964 [Report] >>64343137
>>64342668
>uhh akshually MY degeneracy is based and trad but yours isnt
Anonymous No.64342981 [Report] >>64357754
>>64342954
>2025
>spreading misleading cryptid info, bordering on pro-cryptid propaganda
Anonymous No.64343137 [Report]
>>64342964
Whine all you want, I already brought the matter to the council, and their verdict has been handed down.
Anonymous No.64343160 [Report]
cryptids aren't real
kill niggers instead
Anonymous No.64343267 [Report] >>64343513 >>64345231
>>64340100 (OP)
There's nothing like cryptids here, it's just paranoia. There is no reason at all to carry guns into the woods. This will avoid a lot of misunderstandings and we can live together in peace and understanding.
Anonymous No.64343506 [Report] >>64343864
turning cryptids into cryptwives
Anonymous No.64343513 [Report]
>>64343267
Spooky claws typed this post.
Anonymous No.64343520 [Report]
I told my kids about cryptids and now they are scared of the woods
Anonymous No.64343592 [Report]
>>64340118
Based.
Anonymous No.64343600 [Report]
>>64342954
PIDF (Pixie Internet Defence Force) in full force again I see
Anonymous No.64343607 [Report] >>64343647 >>64345249 >>64361955
>>64340100 (OP)
Anonymous No.64343647 [Report] >>64343789
>>64343607
>can only be killed by
is far different from
>can be hurt by
Anonymous No.64343789 [Report] >>64345247
>>64343647
>I can cause you unimaginable pain
>You will never die from it
Anonymous No.64343801 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Zoomer incel no pussy getters copeing online with fanfics about mythical creatures because all real women rejected them
Anonymous No.64343818 [Report]
They will receive a fully-semiautomatic 40 round magdump of .30 cal 110 grain Vmax to the face and chest
Anonymous No.64343831 [Report] >>64345064
Anonymous No.64343864 [Report]
>>64342800
>>64343506
seexxoo
Anonymous No.64345011 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
>tfw no cryptid waifu
Anonymous No.64345048 [Report]
>>64342879
>t. cryptid
What kind are you? Are you stalking me right now?
Anonymous No.64345064 [Report] >>64348616
>>64343831
>attempting to shoot a deerwoman
RIB, like just be polite and leave
Anonymous No.64345094 [Report] >>64381772
>>64340100 (OP)
Curvaceous ghosts and breedable succubi mostly.
Anonymous No.64345098 [Report]
>>64342851
Evil, disgusting, hooked nose,
Grabbler.
Anonymous No.64345162 [Report]
>>64342856
>Dr Octogan's Uncle wrote this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abky6hbKPpg
Anonymous No.64345220 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Deer pussy
Anonymous No.64345231 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Dam Yara-ma-yha-who got the only based Abo in town, I’m going to curb stomp the little red cunt once I get my hands on him.

>>64342879
>>64343267
>Post Wendussy now
Anonymous No.64345247 [Report]
>>64343789
Kek this. My plan with any cryptid is replace its body mass with lead and copper. Have fun “surviving”.

Unless I fuck it of course.
Anonymous No.64345249 [Report] >>64345473
>>64343607
>brick as fix-it-all
Tenma-san, is that you?
Anonymous No.64345390 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
ghouls and ghoul derivatives
Anonymous No.64345445 [Report] >>64348754 >>64358296 >>64359323
>>64340100 (OP)
Reminder that Skunk Apes are friends and they can't help they have body odor problems.
Anonymous No.64345456 [Report]
>>64342879
Anonymous No.64345473 [Report]
>>64345249
>vtuber
truly the most insidious cryptid around these days
Anonymous No.64347654 [Report]
Anonymous No.64348239 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Tittywitches. There's usually a few of them around come Halloween.
Anonymous No.64348388 [Report] >>64348402 >>64349198
I am hunting the rarest of creatures, long thought extinct: the tall big titty tomboy. Wish me luck, anons.
Anonymous No.64348402 [Report]
>>64348388
you're better off looking for sasquatch imo. What part of the world are you hunting in?
Anonymous No.64348479 [Report] >>64369734
>>64340118
Sorry, I'm more of a cryptid pussy grool kind of guy.
Anonymous No.64348516 [Report] >>64348616 >>64350445
I met the Deer Woman out in the woods one time when I was camping on a bridge on an abandoned logging road
I guess the far side of the bridge is her forest, and she told me I wasn't allowed to come back there
I probably dreamed it, cause this was midnight and I'd drank half a bottle of really janky vodka, but there were medicine wheels carved into the dirt on the trail out of there, so idk
Anonymous No.64348535 [Report] >>64348733
>>64342879
They aren't real, but hanging out in the woods with the boys and hunting ghosts and psyching yourself out is a real good time
The real faggots are the /x/ retards who spam shit about Jesus in wendigo threads
Anonymous No.64348616 [Report] >>64354133 >>64354306
>>64345064
>>64348516
Should I head back out there? I feel like we really hit it off and I was charming the heck out of her, but on the other hand, she did say "if you come back here I'll kill you" and when I said I promised I wouldn't, she said "A white man's promise means nothing."
Would I be able to show up and stay on my side of the bridge, and maybe pick up some trash in the woods or something? I'm not Christian, so that'll probably score me some brownie points. Every other woman I know is married and I don't feel like meeting new people.
Anonymous No.64348733 [Report]
>>64348535
>The real faggots are the /x/ retards who spam shit about Jesus in wendigo threads
Real. /x/ went out into the woods one time and got too scared to go back, but was also so disappointed by not getting killed by a wendigo that they had to invent new levels of religious cope to explain why they weren't getting raped by a woodland cryptid. /x/'s decline is one of the worst things to happen to this site.
Anonymous No.64348754 [Report]
>>64345445
Well that's all fine and well but he needs to stay the fuck out of my garbage cans. Tired of finding a fucking mess when I leave for work every morning.
Anonymous No.64349198 [Report]
>>64348388
Good luck soldier
Anonymous No.64349235 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Your mother
Anonymous No.64350445 [Report] >>64350557
>>64348516
Have you told this story before? That picture and general story seem familiar but I thought there was more too it.
Anonymous No.64350521 [Report] >>64350557
>>64340100 (OP)
The wifwolf thread should be up in 3 days if that helps.
Anonymous No.64350557 [Report] >>64350677
>>64350445
Yeah, I tell it all the time
Don't know what else I would have added
>>64350521
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
Anonymous No.64350677 [Report] >>64363110
>>64350557
How'd his hair look?
Anonymous No.64352351 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
My dick
Anonymous No.64352386 [Report] >>64352450
>>64340100 (OP)

The dogman is a pro-human cryptid, he hunts those who aren't, dont shoot at him. Some of them are dogwomen too. And they have spoken english on some occasions, so shout "bless you dogman!" if you see one.
Anonymous No.64352450 [Report] >>64361085
>>64352386
Furry paws typed this post.
But if the whole "pro-human" thing is true, is there some way to bribe these creatures with food or something, you know, just a way to make a peace offering and show friendly intent.
Not that I'd have any particular reason for wanting to fraternize with wild cryptid dogwomen... I'm just asking on behalf of a friend...
Anonymous No.64352596 [Report] >>64353748
>>64340100 (OP)
>spooktober
I love watching Halloween movies this month, every year. Been a lot of ru-runs. Just picked up 2nd season The Last Of Us, started rewatching Season 1st as a warm-up. Wish me well, lads. Looking forward to Wednesday season 2 because Addams Family + Tim Burton and Everything Else, it's fun as all fuc/k/.
Anonymous No.64353748 [Report] >>64353761 >>64353763
>>64352596
Anonymous No.64353761 [Report] >>64353868
>>64353748
>No fun allowed
>No community allowed
Fuck off back to twitter
Fuck off back to rebbit
Fuck off in general
Anonymous No.64353763 [Report] >>64353868
>>64353748
Anon you responded to bait
Anonymous No.64353868 [Report] >>64381135
>>64353763
Was it bait? Just looked like a boring retard talking to himself. Deal with a lot of those irl
>>64353761
Post guns, faggot, nobody gives a fuck that you've seen normie television.
Anonymous No.64354133 [Report] >>64354135
>>64348616
>when I said I promised I wouldn't, she said "A white man's promise means nothing."
If you stay away, you prove that the people who live in America now are trustworthy and kind. If you return, you break your promise and prove that she was right to distrust you and anyone else she will come across. Not going back there probably means you and other people aren't gonna get hurt.
Anonymous No.64354135 [Report] >>64354275
>>64354133
*GOING back there
Fucked up, dammit. Just don't break your fairy-promise, dude. It's not rocket science.
Anonymous No.64354275 [Report]
>>64354135
I know, but I'm down bad
I guess I'll just go camping in other haunted forests and hope I can smoothtalk a baddie ghost there
Anonymous No.64354306 [Report] >>64376945
>>64348616
Cough on a blanket and give it to her
Anonymous No.64357754 [Report] >>64358292 >>64369393 >>64380648
>>64342954
>>64342981
it would be so cool to use my guns against demons
I even have all mine blessed by my based local priest in case my dream ever happens
the local priest carries an 80yr old 1911 himself
Anonymous No.64358256 [Report]
Anonymous No.64358292 [Report] >>64358331
>>64357754
The tactical cow always gets me.
Anonymous No.64358296 [Report]
>>64345445
Reminder that's an orangutan.
Anonymous No.64358331 [Report]
>>64358292
It's a sacrificial goat that the boys rescue, not a cow.
Anonymous No.64359323 [Report]
>>64345445
yeah this guy goes to my local lgs
Anonymous No.64359338 [Report]
Mountain lions and rabid coyotes and snakes mostly
Anonymous No.64360898 [Report] >>64366744
>>64340122
See I like vore, I like female werewolf wives who vore, but I'd just want to see her vore. I have no actual desire to be eaten myself.
Anonymous No.64361074 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
I want to be forcefully married to a female Sasquatch
Anonymous No.64361085 [Report]
>>64352450
>Not that I'd have any particular reason for wanting to fraternize with wild cryptid dogwomen... I'm just asking on behalf of a friend…
Riiight
Anonymous No.64361948 [Report] >>64361965 >>64361973 >>64362063 >>64362443 >>64362908
>>64340100 (OP)
I peruse around the midwest. I haven't really heard of any interesting ones round these parts.

I guess just prairie crawlers would be one.
Anonymous No.64361955 [Report]
>>64343607
I kneel.
Anonymous No.64361965 [Report] >>64362017 >>64362908 >>64367404
>>64361948
>prairie crawlers

... what
Anonymous No.64361973 [Report] >>64362050
>>64361948
The Indians lived there because it was safe from the demons
Anonymous No.64362017 [Report] >>64362063 >>64362443 >>64362620 >>64362908 >>64374230
>>64361965
Oh, theyre like the pale crawlers you hear about in woodlands. They're supposedly subterranean creatures and emerge every now and then.

So the prairie crawlers just live in the prairie. In holes I'd imagine.
Anonymous No.64362050 [Report] >>64369498
>>64361973
Neat! I guess that's why prairies were so relatively peaceful for them.(excluding all the tribe/enemy fighting)

Yeah other than nature spirits and giants, I don't know of too many Cryptid type tales of theirs from the midwest.
Maybe there is, I would just have to look into it more.
Anonymous No.64362063 [Report] >>64362908
>>64361948
>>64362017
Good god.
Anonymous No.64362071 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Horny Wendigoos In My Area
Anonymous No.64362104 [Report] >>64362253 >>64362644 >>64363180
>>64340100 (OP)
Chicago Enward Crab (urban dogman subspecies)
Anonymous No.64362253 [Report] >>64362644
>>64362104
I remember that story! Holy kek.
Anonymous No.64362443 [Report]
>>64361948
>>64362017
I fucken h8 Pale Crawlers, m8. Yeeuck. They freak me out.
Anonymous No.64362620 [Report] >>64362707 >>64362908
>>64362017
Please, talk about this more. Have you ever encountered one of these before anon?
Anonymous No.64362644 [Report] >>64362679 >>64362686
>>64362253
>>64362104
Post it? I don' t think I've read that one.
Anonymous No.64362652 [Report] >>64362736 >>64367411
>>64340172
Mexico has snow?
Anonymous No.64362679 [Report] >>64362686
>>64362644
Here ya go, bud.
Anonymous No.64362686 [Report] >>64363180
>>64362644
>>64362679
Dubs witnessed. Nvm Im tarded and that pic is garbage.
Just google Chicago Nword Crab and the 4pleb archive will show up, its like the 2nd or 3rd link.
Anonymous No.64362707 [Report] >>64362838 >>64362908
>>64362620
Personally, no. I remember hearing sparse stories on YT of random commentors and the like on those narration channels.

Most people described them as pale humanoids that crawl around. Sometimes solitary, some times in packs of 2 or 3. They have either dark or reddish glowy eyes, longer than average limbs, and a small or no visible mouth. As far as I know they don't do much. There hasn't been a story(that I heard, anyway) that involves anyone getting attacked by them.
A lot of the stories involve them slinking away out of sight, and there's usually a cave or like a sinkhole entrance around. Implying that's where they escaped to.

The stories are all a mix of comments, websites, email, etc. How many of these are true? Probably not the majority of them. But the idea of a human like entity that roams the woods and prairies stalking us is kind of creepy and interesting to me nonetheless.
Anonymous No.64362720 [Report] >>64362732
>>64340100 (OP)
I seen one of these owl man once.
Anonymous No.64362732 [Report] >>64362746
>>64362720
This look more like it.
Anonymous No.64362736 [Report]
>>64362652
Its la cocaina, ese
Anonymous No.64362746 [Report] >>64362775
>>64362732
Cool. Where at?
Anonymous No.64362775 [Report] >>64362823
>>64362746
Abandoned farmhouse in Saskatchewan near Alberta boarder
Anonymous No.64362778 [Report]
I have some kind of latent mental illness, where I hallucinate sight and sound, and when I was little I would constantly see "ghosts" around the place. My most treasured ghost sighting was a caveman in a yellow sparkly suit, vegas style. He was just standing my kitchen as I was coming in to make a packaged lunch, and I nearly pissed my pants. It eventually went away but if I am overworked and don't get enough sleep they'll come back, it's pretty cool to be haunted. Apparently tons of people in my family tree had it too, and most of them shut up about in fear of being shunned by polite society for being marked by the dead.

I can however report that to this day I have only seen ghosts in mundane day-to-day operations like standing around, shopping in grocery stores, and waiting for the bus. They never do something cool like rattle chains or demand retribution for their murder, but they do sometimes whisper your name which can give you a good frighten a dark October night.
Anonymous No.64362779 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
OP without a cock in his mouth
Anonymous No.64362823 [Report] >>64362863
>>64362775
Nice. Got a story to share with it?
Anonymous No.64362838 [Report]
>>64362707
Apparently they tend to be hairless, and are pretty fast when they scurry as well.
Anonymous No.64362863 [Report] >>64362892
>>64362823
I just seen it on the small deck on the top floor of the farmhouse as we drove by. We weren't able to stop as we had timings to meet
Anonymous No.64362892 [Report]
>>64362863
Spoopy. He was watching you as you went by. Lol.
Anonymous No.64362908 [Report] >>64363405 >>64366436 >>64367225
>>64361948
>>64361965
>>64362017
>>64362063
>>64362620
>>64362707
sorry for the mega reply. hammerson peters is a canadian lore master, and he just put out a vid on pale crawler stories. u guys would love it.
Anonymous No.64363110 [Report]
>>64350677
My guess is Perfect
Anonymous No.64363180 [Report]
>>64362686
>>64362104

Sounds like someone probably went swimming in the chicago river and these are the consequences
Anonymous No.64363197 [Report] >>64367538
Anonymous No.64363405 [Report]
>>64362908
Nice.
Anonymous No.64365280 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.64366436 [Report]
>>64362908
Awesome! Hammerson is the goat. He has so many good stories of cryptids, native american stories, mysteries, etc.
Anonymous No.64366740 [Report] >>64367139 >>64367204 >>64367220 >>64369166
>>64340100 (OP)
Girlfriend is prominent in the Cherokee community, got awards and such with the chief, working Indian Health Services. She's mostly terrified of LP's and the deer woman. Won't even say the LP name at home out of fear of retaliation, personally terrified of nisse and related
Anonymous No.64366744 [Report]
>>64360898
does this count as cuckoldry
Anonymous No.64367139 [Report] >>64376898
>>64366740
The fuck is LP? Little people?
Anonymous No.64367204 [Report] >>64376898
>>64366740
Has your GF heard of the Moon Eyed People? I love those lil guys.
Anonymous No.64367220 [Report] >>64376898
>>64366740
greentext it or it's fake and you're gay
Anonymous No.64367225 [Report]
>>64362908
HAMMERSON PETERS MENTIONED.

Wow, I thought no one knew about him except me!
Anonymous No.64367319 [Report] >>64367358 >>64367681
we're never gonna get a legitimate movie are we?
and even if ever we do get one it'll be full of Diversity™
Anonymous No.64367332 [Report] >>64370031
>>64340100 (OP)
Looking out for Loup Garous here in the South. I may be out of its territory though idk
Anonymous No.64367358 [Report]
>>64367319
Hahaha nooooo, god no. That opportunity has LONG since passed, fren. Site was taken over by kiddies and retards.
The best you can get now are those really cinematic video games on Steam made by actual fans of SCP.
Anonymous No.64367404 [Report]
>>64361965
There was a movie about them a few years back. "Burrowers".
Anonymous No.64367411 [Report]
>>64362652
Yeah, but the good stuff comes from Colombia.
Anonymous No.64367538 [Report]
>>64363197
That is something out of Witcher 3. Too fanciful to be scared of.
Anonymous No.64367681 [Report]
>>64367319
r#ddit has ruined SCP, you do NOT want a movie.
Anonymous No.64367960 [Report]
>>64342879
Oops did I just post this? I guess you'll have to be de-radicalized and made subservient to your jewish masters again, huh? Oops. Sorry about that glowfaggot.
Anonymous No.64369166 [Report] >>64369196 >>64376898
>>64366740
>personally terrified of nisse and related

Nisse? Tomtenisse? Seriously?
Anonymous No.64369196 [Report] >>64369397 >>64376071
>>64369166
NTA but you don't fear brownies and other small fucks until you find one of your animals just fucking gone in the morning, and back in the evening, without the stall lock ever being tampered with. It could have been you who went on the funny trip to god only knows where. I don't fuck around with no nisse.
>If you are renovating the location, narrate what you are doing and reassure the nisse
>Don't make too many big changes too quickly
>Leave offerings of food or drink if they start acting up
>Do not insult or agitate, they WILL hex you and all your offspring
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64369393 [Report]
>>64357754
To be fair one of the skinwalkers might make for a better GF or wife if she had the chance...

>Tfw no HP Lovecraft ghoul wife
Anonymous No.64369397 [Report] >>64370351
>>64340100 (OP)
Troll and/or giant. I know some big type of cunt ripped my roof partway when i was visiting family early in the year. Wasn't a storm, badgers don't climb and don't do damage like that, other creepies don't do that type of thing (usually) and the whole yard had a lingering reek of rotting meat and fetid mud.
>>64369196
You a northerner too?
Quick story from a buddy on that.
>buddy has dogs he uses for tracking
>loyal, smart, but run like hell and have strong prey drive
>buddy always puts em on a long line when outside so they don't peel off of the property
>be buddy
>innashed packin freezer
>hear older dog, Gnager, go fucking ballistic, only does that if there's a rabbit it wants to chase
>hustle on out to grab the dumbass
>line's laying straight towards the forest behind the house
>no Gnager
>collar still on the line, like the dog slipped it
>go innawoods, look for dog
>bring young dog (Kasper)
>find jack, no scent, no sound, no trace
>call everyone
>be me, headed over with my own dumbass dog
>6 of us in all head out and search the woods
>no hide nor hair
>buddy's distraught, understandably
>winds line and collar in and just sits there
>eventually gotta head home, say bye
Maybe 3 days pass
>buddy calls
>Gnager's back
>buddy woke up, saw him sleepin on the yard, leashed and lined like when he disappeared
>head over to help him check the old boy over
>malnourished as hell but otherwise unharmed
Both of us were pretty convinced it was a Vätte or some shit like that, didn't like being barked at and sent Gnager to wherever.
Moral of the story, uuuh... the smallfolk are dicks.
Anonymous No.64369473 [Report] >>64369963
>>64342946
>tfw Jackalopes are real
>tfw it's actually just jack rabbits with a papillomavirus
Anonymous No.64369498 [Report] >>64369846
>>64362050
Here in ND we've gotten a decent amount of bigfoot and thunderbird sightings.
Anonymous No.64369535 [Report]
>>64340172
Oh my God, they're evolving.
Anonymous No.64369734 [Report]
>>64348479
incredibly based, imagine the smell and taste.
Anonymous No.64369846 [Report] >>64370004
>>64369498
Oh yeah, the Thunderbird! Forgot about that fella. Id like to see one.
Anonymous No.64369963 [Report]
>>64369473
Really we should be glad they're real at all, rather than some logger making the whole thing up entirely.
Anonymous No.64370004 [Report]
>>64369846
I got one for ya that I've been trying to find answers for for over a decade now. Brother and I saw it in our backyard when we were kids. Thing was definitely corporeal too, since it triggered the neighbor's motion lights. Closest description I can tell you is that it was a manticore. With some slight differences.
>human-like face yet bestial
>thin, ragged mane
>facial coloration similar to a mandrill's, red and blue
>at least 2 rows of stiletto dagger teeth
>eye of pure, black. No shine or sparkle, just darkness
>no wings
>no scorpion tail
>tuft at end of tail like lion
>size of a juvenile-sub adult cougar
>possibly infrasonic "vocalizations"
>>brother and I woke feeling immense sense of dread
>>thing's "roar" was silent but accompanied with an ever increasing, pulsating pressure around our heads
>>sense of dread increased the entire time it "roared" until our vision blacked out and he ended up KO'd in little bro's bed
Pic related is a "recreation" I made years ago. Been calling it a Mandracore since sharing this encounter on /x/ and /k/ over a decade ago
>window is our old bedroom window
>tree is less than 20ft from window
>was summertime instead of winter
>neighbor's motion light
Anonymous No.64370031 [Report] >>64372370
>>64367332
Been a while since I posted this. Can't believe it's been six years since it was written.
Anonymous No.64370351 [Report] >>64370357 >>64370531
>>64369397
Sitter her på berget

American cryptids largely seem to be weird looking guys shuffling around woods scaring the pants off of hikers. I don't subscribe to 'better worse' dick measuring, but I do wonder why most of our stuff is invisible, because there's no defence against an entire family of brownies who's not entirely down with the whole concept of 'being material'. No weapon can save you, no defence as far as I know against getting vanished like a sock. You just have to get along and have mutual respect.
Anonymous No.64370357 [Report] >>64370606 >>64371454 >>64372185 >>64373572
>>64370351
>European cryptids
>secret community of "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" elves and hidden folk, want nothing to do with Humans, probably live in an old oak o algo
>American cryptids
>actively hunt humans, vocal mimics, only rare because pioneers forcibly drove them out
Anonymous No.64370531 [Report] >>64370606 >>64371454 >>64376134
>>64370351
From what I know of Euro cryptids. Don't you just need salt circles, wrought iron and faith? As well as honoring pacts made. The Americas were far behind the times in terms of The True Faith. Christ helps here but a lot of our supernatural creatures are tied to the old ways of these continents. Some may be actual animals, like Bigfoot(offshoot/descendant of gigantopithecus following humans across the land bridge) and Thunderbirds(offshoot/descendant of Argentavis). But things like Dogmen(American Lycanthrope) and Skinwalkers(Native American warlocks) need pretty specific weapons/defenses to overcome.
Anonymous No.64370606 [Report]
>>64370357
Our weapons develop based on what we encounter. For Americans guns, for Europeans sarcasm.

>>64370531
Iron and salt has never dissuaded any nisse to my knowledge, either it's foreign stuff or double superstition. But I do know all manner of creatures here don't respect crosses, they'll fuck with you equally if you're on the road, in a field, at home, or in a church. Doesn't seem to annoy them even, so probably has no effect. The only story I know of christianity affecting a nisse is that a priest told them to fuck off from his parish, and they allegedly made him fall into his own toilet. If true 1:0 to the old ways.
Anonymous No.64371454 [Report] >>64372650
>>64370531
Depends on the context and part of the continent i suppose. Up in the north here there's not much that salt and a cross will do. Iron might help with some things, but so will steel or lead.
Nissar, vätter, brownies, etc are akin to fey spirits than something more physical like a troll or giant or werewolf or whatever else, and iron won't help then. Keeping your pacts and promises is vital, but more than that is respect and a degree of deference. The whole thing with leaving milk and cookies out for santa comes from old tradition here, where you're supposed to leave a meal (some good porridge or the like) outside where vätten lives, like by the crawlspace entrance. Keeps you on acceptable grounds. If you don't, you might be seen as unfriendly and it'l want you and your stuff gone.
Things they do range from small things like stealing things like socks or leaving a paddock gate open, to breaking windows and gashing marks into wood. Hopefully just wood, anyway. Elves are similar in that they don't much care about being 'real' or not.

>>64370357
Or they lure you out into the swamps with music that wrenches at your soul and drown you, or you vanish as the forest isn't the same forest you entered, or they steal your children and replace them with soulless, abhorrent mimics, or grind you into paste with a boulder against bedrock leaving a big cauldron and round stone behind...
The biggest reasons why european folklore and creatures are 'tame' is because the stories are so old and ubiquitous to media. People know the dragon, the lindorm, basilisk, troll and wisp from stories their grandparents got told by their grandparents in turn. A good deal of them are even older than christianity's influence on the continent. Meanwhile, american ones are almost all either indigenous or under 500 years old, and the former option wasn't exactly a unified culture.
They're still fresh concepts, relatively speaking.
Anonymous No.64371541 [Report] >>64373029
>>64340118
let me tell you they aren't "werewolfs" or even wolfs, but some twisted flesh eating lineage of the giant sloth.. you do not wanna mess with a female, the females are the worst thing you can possibly imagine.

like many animals they live secluded and take care of their young on their own.. the male will flee and roams across giant landmasses while hiding like the beta they truly are.

and on the topic of their anatomy, like female hyenas, they have a penile clitoris.. meaning that if it doesn't instantly tear you limb from limb (despite getting mag dumped), it will clit fuck the ever living shit out of you, and feed your internally ruptured pocket pussy corpse to it's young.
Anonymous No.64372185 [Report]
>>64370357
I don't like going too far from home without an iron weapon and tobacco. You can never be too sure.
Anonymous No.64372370 [Report]
>>64370031
Man I can't believe it's been 6 years since I took that screencap. I'm so glad the filename survives to this day.
Anonymous No.64372650 [Report] >>64372801 >>64374545
>>64371454
>american ones are almost all either indigenous or under 500 years old
12,000 years of hunting Wendigo isn't exactly a new tradition.
Anonymous No.64372801 [Report]
>>64372650
Some guy got arrested for killing wendigos in Canada in the early 1900s. Look up Jack Fiddler
Anonymous No.64373029 [Report]
>>64371541
Anon, that's oddly specific...
Anonymous No.64373572 [Report] >>64373582 >>64376154
>>64370357
i had something way stranger happen to me as a kid, and my family also backs this up.

>be me, live in finnmark, forgotten town with no ppl.
>girl shows up as i was outside shooting with air rifle.
>befriend girl.
>senpai thinks she's one of the huts/cabins close to our home.
>girl knows everything about nature, mess around for like 3 weeks during summer break, going on long hikes.
>girl says that she's gotta leave.
>asks if i wanna meet her senpai before she goes.
>i say yeah and we start walking, walk past huts and and all civilization.
>old saami hulder rock close to a pond suddenly has smoke going up in the middle of it, and a cellar door going into the ground.
>i freak out cause shit ain't right
>hear her calling my name
>she's crying
>screaming
>growling
>look back and this gypsy girl is running full speed after me, her face twisted, mouth looking like the jokers, like the mouth was twice as fucking wide.
>never run as fast in my life, jump in ditch//waterway and hide.
>go home and talk nothing off it, senpai thinking the funny gypsy girl had left the day before.

she had a funny looking dress and ran around in the woods without fucking shoes, she told me tones about birds and plants.. might have been a gypsy, might have been a fucking mythic creature trying to eat my naive ass.. don't know, don't care, senpai remembers her to this day- they said it was strange how she never wanted to enter our yard.
Anonymous No.64373582 [Report]
>>64373572
nobody told me it was this until years later, its apparently a place of sacrifice.. i just call it a hulder rock, because what the fuck are you supposed to call a rock with a magic basement door just showing up out of the blue.
Anonymous No.64373605 [Report] >>64373700 >>64373703
>>64340100 (OP)

The viel is thinnest near the fall equinox. Pagans wore masks to disguise themselves from the spirits that crossed over into our domain looking to lure people bsck into theirs.

Iron, fire, charms and folklore are your best weapons this month.
Anonymous No.64373700 [Report]
>>64373605
clawed, mutant hands typed this post. Or a schizo that needs to go back to >>>/x/ or maybe even >>>/r/eddit. This is /k/, anything I can't fuck I am going to shoot.
Anonymous No.64373703 [Report]
>>64373605
Thank you for reminding me I haven't buried a knife under the threshold of my new house yet. I'll get on that this weekend.
Anonymous No.64373740 [Report] >>64375271 >>64375514
>>64340118
>(female) nutted
How does a female "nut" in your throat? You zoomers are so sexually mind broken you dont even know what you're saying anymore.
Anonymous No.64373841 [Report] >>64375271
>>64340118
The "were" in werewolf literally means "man". A female lycanthrope would be a wīfwolf.
Anonymous No.64374175 [Report]
Does anyone have the greentext of the indian going to see his grandpa and they show him dark figures in the woods?
Anonymous No.64374230 [Report] >>64375271
>>64362017
>So the prairie crawlers just live in the prairie. In holes I'd imagine.
So you’re telling me it’s not just these fuckers digging up the pastures? Godammit another thing that hides when I want to shoot it.
Anonymous No.64374545 [Report] >>64376366
>>64372650
As i said retard, indigenous. The whyte mang hasn't been in america for 12k fuckin years.
Anonymous No.64375271 [Report]
>>64373740
>>64373841
Combine your powers and together you may find the truth.

>>64374230
It's a lot like Duck Hunt. You gotta know which one is popping up and shoot it, if it's a crawler you need to Mozambique Drill it.
Anonymous No.64375514 [Report]
>>64373740
>he thinks zoomers invented futa
Anonymous No.64376071 [Report] >>64376281 >>64380836
>>64369196

Well here in Sweden the tomtenisse is a kind entity that protects the farm and even helps out if he likes you and you are in distress.
Anonymous No.64376134 [Report]
>>64370531
>Don't you just need salt circles, wrought iron and faith?

European cryptids are policed by a bunch of guys known as the norse gods. And the king of the fairys is the vanir norse god Frey. Hence they work to keep american cryptids out of Europe. There has been bigfoot sightings in the UK, but the bigfoot is stick thin. There is also the entitiy known as the sluagh, a flying cryptid that is like a flock of invisible birds. The irish legends state that they came out of the setting sun (that is, from America). These have been sighted in America too, I even saw a youtube film of a sluagh playing in the trees taken by a drone. Its probably them thats behind the missing 411 cases where the corpse of the missing person is found in an inaccessible area like a mountain shelf or something similar. There was also a 411 case where a negro who was working in a highway garbage pick up line was taken by something, was flipped upside down and had his boots ripped off.
Anonymous No.64376154 [Report]
>>64373572
>don't know, don't care, senpai remembers her to this day- they said it was strange how she never wanted to enter our yard.

What did she look like? And did you ever invite her to enter your yard? It seems that you met one of the hidden people, aka alvs, aka fairys.
Anonymous No.64376281 [Report]
>>64376071
Should be pretty similar, they help you out if you're good and mean if you're not. Jeg snakker det litt opp for at det skal bli skummelt vis a vis the thread topic. But the little greentext list is to keep them happy and pliable, and that should encourage successful yields. They hang around farms mostly, duno why.
Anonymous No.64376366 [Report] >>64376382
>>64374545
>The whyte mang hasn't been in america for 12k fuckin years
Depends on whether those are Solutrean derived points, and which direction the X mitochondrial haplogroup crossed the Atlantic first.
>no one ever asks how many times Native Americans discovered the Old World
Anonymous No.64376382 [Report]
>>64376366
>Solutrean derived points, and which direction the X mitochondrial haplogroup

put your calipers away, hans
Anonymous No.64376898 [Report] >>64377103 >>64380652
>>64367139
Yep, her and her family is terrified of them. Apparently it's taboo to talk about them at all.
>>64367204
Haven't heard of them but might ask her after work
>>64367220
Nothing in particular to greentext, I dont know if she's had any personal encounters with them. She's caught people/ghosts in time loops before though, same people walking down the same street saying the same things back to back. Since we've been together we've had a lot more paranormal activity that I've mentioned in past threads, silverware getting thrown across the room, unexplainable bloodcurdling screaming outside that we actually called the police over, etc. She believes in wendigos and skinwalkers and doesn't talk much about them either.
>>64369166
Fairies and shit are fucking terrifying man, how do you fight against an army of tiny people already encircled around your house?
Anonymous No.64376945 [Report]
>>64354306
This
Anonymous No.64377103 [Report]
>>64376898
>Nothing in particular to greentext
>mentions a bunch of shit that would make a good story
fake and gay confirmed, go lie on the internet somewhere else.
Anonymous No.64380632 [Report]
>>64342954
kekking forcibly
Anonymous No.64380648 [Report]
>>64357754
>the local priest carries an 80yr old 1911
hello, based department?
Anonymous No.64380652 [Report]
>>64376898
>Fairies and shit are fucking terrifying man, how do you fight against an army of tiny people already encircled around your house?

They are allergic to alternating current electric fields. We have 230 V here in Europe, I guess that has something to do with it. You cant get rid of them but you can zone them out of your house.
Anonymous No.64380836 [Report] >>64380888 >>64380994
>>64376071
Då vet du fan inte mycket, dom små jävlarna gör allt från att öppna grindar till att sno och förstöra grejer. Fucking nisse-propaganda posting dipshit
Anonymous No.64380888 [Report] >>64380994
>>64380836
My neighbor unironically believes in this shit, is terrified of it, and actually leaves offerings/bribes of food and drink to the tomtenissar in his barn appease them, hoping they'll care for his animals/property rather than harm them.
I'm not even joking. This a is a grown man in his 70s, terrified of mythical gnome/fairy-creatures in his barn.
The only time I spoke to him about it he kept saying he saw tiny footprints in the morning dew on the barn floor, and that he once saw a "satanic" pentagram chalk/crayon drawing on a rock in his backyard which he refuses to believe was just caused by his grand-kids fucking around and drawing random shit they thought would look cool.
That was enough "evidence" for him to believe fully in this bullshit.

This man was once a prominent regional politician ruling over some 1 million people, a member of national parliament.
I've had to help him replace the wiper blades on his car and top up the washer fluid because he'd spent over an hour trying to do it himself and failing, and he was sobbing on the brink of a mental breakdown.
Another time I had to help him "fix" his lawnmower after the sparkplug fucking fell out and he couldn't see the issue of why it wouldn't start.

He's the least practically inclined/talented man I've ever met in my entire life, and he's so much of a pussy he can't even admit to himself or his wife that he's an alcoholic, he just hides it (badly) by keeping his beer in the wood shed and going out there once and hour every night to drink.
That should say a thing or two about both the kinds of people who become politicians in this country and the kind of people who believe in tomtenissar.
Anonymous No.64380994 [Report]
>>64380836
Some people are in the pocket of big nisse, it can't be helped.

>>64380888
Do not discount the possibility that he angered them in such a way that they decided to drive him to madness, so he has to spend the rest of his life in disgrace as a rambling fool who believes in the little people to the dismay of his family. They've done worse.
>Dog er jo det å kalle han en vattnisse rimelig apropo her, men også fullt mulig han gikk fra vettet pga alkoholismen. Tenderer jo til å gjøre mentale helseproblemer verre, spesielt paranoia og angst
Anonymous No.64381135 [Report]
>>64353868
>Was it bait?
nta but I'd like to think nobody here is stupid and gay enough to watch crustbusters season 2 or wednesday. Maybe I have too much faith in this board.
Anonymous No.64381655 [Report]
>>64340100 (OP)
I’m not worried. The first cryptid I encounter I’m just gonna rape
Anonymous No.64381772 [Report]
>>64345094
>human face
holy shit taste