Thread 64412312

How do you prevent your aircraft from spontaneously combusting while hunting drones?

>>64412312 (OP)
>judging by the mustache and balls

jesus christ.

Is this a roundabout way to write about the friendly fire in Crimea?

>>64412312 (OP)
Avoid being a hyper-corrupt shithole country that embezzles all the money meant to keep shitty 50-year old communist-built planes (with a planned 25-year service life) airworthy?
That method might work.

>>64412334
Yes. Similar to how Americans have to talk about Charlie Kirk in order not to be targeted by the regime.

>>64412334
It's still unclear what exactly happened. We're unlikely to ever know for sure given all the disinfo shat out by everyone involved.
Could have been friendly fire, but it's entirely possible that it was some kind of pilot error.
It's genuinely an entirely plausible scenario that the plane just shat itself and died, simply due the fact that russian aircraft tend to be worn out unmaintained flying shitboxes, and they'd not be considered remotely airworthy in any developed country.

>>64412312 (OP)
>light from Venus causing a swamp gas explosion
Is this an inside joke?

>>64412343
>Muh Charlie
Im honestly suprised over how quickly they stopped caring

>>64412357
Horst Wessel he ain't, hard as they tried to make him.

>>64412354
UFO joke

>>64412354
It's a joke about governments (not specifically the russian gov) providing obviously bullshit explanations for things they'd rather not discuss.
"Swamp gas" and "light reflecting off Venus" being famous examples of the US governments explanations for UFO sightings.

>>64412344
>just shat itself and died
Remember when Russian aircraft in like 2023 fired on a RAF RC-135? First they locked on, then fired a missile (both acts of war but shh) and the first missile missed. Then he locked on another and fired another missile (again, both acts of war) but this missile just released from the weapon rack and fell into the sea. Despite these blatant acts of war and attempt kill 40~ British soldiers and an expensive bit of kit, the Bongs covered it up by stating the Russian propaganda line of 'technical malfunction'. The issue? Since it was a RC-135 it was recording the communication between the aircraft and the ground control, which confirmed 100% that the pilot willingly fired on the RAF. Granted his wingman was screaming at him not to and ground control didn't give a specific order to do it, but the Bongs covered up an act of war just so they didn't have to get involved.

My point is, nobody wants to help Ukraine directly and just like when Russian's downed a US drone, nobody in the US did anything.

>>64412369
Just imagine how fucking funny it would be if they'd really doubled down on the martyr/Horst Wessel thing.
Like if they'd paraded around a blood spattered MAGA banner as if it were a holy relic of the tragic and heroic martyr.

>>64412354
that's a MIB movie reference

>>64412357
His sole purpose is to distract the public from talking about their vote to suspend the motion (Motion to Table) to release epstein files on that very afternoon (Sept 10th).
https://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_votes/vote1191/vote_119_1_00512.htm

>>64412386
>>64412396
The merry widow.

>>64412383
>Since it was a RC-135 it was recording the communication between the aircraft and the ground control, which confirmed 100% that the pilot willingly fired on the RAF
>his wingman was screaming at him not to
Was an audio recording of this ever made available?

>>64412312 (OP)
What do ziggers mean by Laos? Luganda?

>>64412312 (OP)
>judging by the mustache and balls
Elaborate.
Is this part of the Male rape Cinematic Universe that I am not aware of?

>>64412519
russia
criticising the regime means infinity years in gulag but criticising laos is fine

>>64412415
>blond (seemingly natural given the eyebrows)
>classical Germanic braid hairstyle
>And her name, Erika!
Is it all a big fucking meme?

>>64412519
Laos == russia. They think using euphemism will save them from "discrediting the russian army" crime.

>>64412538
>"discrediting the russian army" crime.
niggawhat?

"He builds, he destroys,
He
looks with an insatiable eye to the ends of the world, To see
if there is no country
To conquer and take with him
to the grave.
He chooses
a matchmaker in his house with aces,
And he secretly in a corner
Sharpens a knife on his brother.
And he, quiet and sober,
God-fearing,
Like a cat, will sneak up,
Will wait for the unfortunate
time In you and will run
His claws into your liver,
And do not beg:
Neither children nor women will beg.
And he, generous and luxurious,
Builds all temples;
But loves his fatherland so much,
So he grieves for it,
So from it, poor man,
He grinds blood like water!.."

>>64412545
Speaking ill of the army (even if what you're saying is completely and provably true) is a serious crime in russia.

>>64412545
>niggawhat?
Not supporting the "special military operation", calling it a war/invasion/anything other than SMO, criticizing it, or the government, is a crime and you will get sent to prison, or the front.

>>64412546
Go to spamming BBC porn on /pol/, homophile.

>>64412558
>We still have India on our side
Grim.

>>64412333
Apparently it's a colloquialism for speculation.

>>64412545
ten years gulag for talking shit about the SMO

>mandicksucker using a "hohol source" to make it look like it has credibility
>look up the website
>org's writing staff has been accused of using clickbait and sensationist journalism that's often not backed up by sources

>>64412344
Yeah, system error is the most likely cause.
I'm pretty sure Ukraine is only responsible for a handful of jets being shot down, with the rest just being poor maintenance and friendly fire.

>>64412569
Well he loves BBC after all

>>64412545
>niggawhat?

You can go to jail for posting anything critical about the RUAF.
You can also go to jail if you "spread intentionally false information about the Soviet Union’s activities during World War II".
"False" in this case means "does not follow the official Russian narrative", so you're gonna be prosecuted if you make a Telegram post about the 1939 Soviet invasion of Poland.
In this context it's always funny how American third columnist shills put Russia on a pedestal as some paragon of freedom when they'd probably accidentally go to jail just for posting about politics like they usually do.

>>64412533
Have you only just worked out which timeline we're in?

>>64412545
Article 280.3 of the russian criminal code, 5 years in prison

>>64412333
>>64412566
The russian language has many such colorful colloquialisms and figures of speech.

>>64412579
>it fuckin' rhymes

>>64412583
Everything rhymes with gay or rape in Russian.

>>64412357
If you are going to pick a martyr, it's probably best not to pick someone who only the terminally online know about.
It's like if someone shot Chris-Chan or the Nostalgia Critic. Sure, it would shock and probably upset a lot of people, but you'd sound absolutely insane if you tried explaining why this matters to a normie.

>>64412597
Except Kirk was a millionaire with a massive political pac that got politicians elected. But he wasn't important enough for them to care.

>>64412602
>was
into the trash it goes
probably his whore of a wife just wanted his money

>>64412312 (OP)
We must judge that by the mustace and balls.
>>64412333
fpbp and mustache and balls pilled.

>>64412604
His money and fund raising efforts were always more important than his life, it is weird to see how fast everyone and his wife moved on from it, but I guess it's easy when you inherit a million dollar media empire and will never have to work again

>>64412333
>flight
eternal
>ass
in the ass
>mustache and balls
judged

>>64412545
I couldn't find the clip on YouTube, but after the Russians retreated from Kherson, the news presenter just straight up said that he couldn't say what had happened, because if he said they were correct to leave the city, then he was being defeatist and contradicting the the Russian constitution, as according to Russian law, the southern parts of Ukraine are now officially part of Russia after the annexation paperwork Putin signed on live TV, and would be given 10 years in prison; but if he said it was the wrong thing to do, he would be given 10 years in prison for discrediting the Russian army and their actions in Ukraine.

It's just another one of those bullshit laws so that they can arrest anyone, at anytime, for anything.

Also incredibly handy if you wanted to, say, mobilise a whole bunch of people without officially mobilising anyone. After all, who cares if criminals get forcibly sent to the front?

>>64412607
Political violence aside, i genuinly couldnt care less about Kirk and the wife.
I do feel for the kids tho, both having to experience this shit but also the pony-show that followed

>>64412545
>>64412612

>>64412312 (OP)
alright, lots of russianisms in that translations. let me translate for the non-knowers:
>the crew ejected are are all fine
the crew died horribly, in pain
>a state commission is working to determine cause
bunker uncle counts eggs

>>64412607
As you yourself just said, people just cared for his money

>>64412835
this simply isn't true. a simple statement such as "I think the withdrawal was a good idea" does not automatically constitute a public attack on russia's territorial integrity. Something like "I think the withdrawal was a good idea, because Kherson is rightful ukranian territory", however, is. similarly, saying "I disagree with the russian army's decision to withdraw" is also not an attack on the russian army, unlike "I think the russian army retreated because they're incompetent retards"

>>64413076
You really want to risk it?

>>64412597
I unironically fear that cults that would spring up if Chris Chan got martyred.

>>64413076
>a simple statement such as "I think the withdrawal was a good idea" does not automatically constitute a public attack on russia's territorial integrity
A-ha-ha-ha-ha. Look at this retard.

>>64412566
Yes, that's the whole point. Literally every russian idiom or figure of speech features balls, cocks, homosexual fellatio or organised male on male rape. That's literally the point. That's why we laugh at them. That's why that poster responded in that way,
BECAUSE RUSSIA IS FUCKING GAY! Russia is gayer than Neil Patrick Harris in an easter bonnet getting a blowie from Billy Herrington. There is literally nothing gayer on this planet.
RUSSIA
IS
FUCKING
GAY

>>64412357
Because it was fake as shit and astroturfed to fuck.

>>64412357
He was only ever the small face meme guy

nothing more

>>64412357
>>64412597
He's practically a saint in the international Christian community for his work defending the faith
(Not so much the US politics shit because they don't care about that angle)
The last 2 weeks I've heard him mentioned by 3 separate pastors
Don't underestimate his impact in circles you don't know about

>>64412386
The people who really care about Kirk aren't interested in MAGA and some are even anti-Trump (like me)

>>64412312 (OP)
Hearing rumours it was caused by the air defense cuckold taking exception at the Su-30s activities.

>>64413534
How does it make you feel that he opposed Ukraine aid while Russians absolutely fucking loathe your religion to the point of persecution, torture and killing of pastors in occupied territories?

>>64412545
>These articles set punishments for making statements against the Russian Armed Forces or for calling for sanctions. A "discrediting" of the armed forces, including calls that their use was not in the interests of the Russian Federation, carried large fines for natural and juridicial persons (article 20.3.3) and up to five years imprisonment (article 280.3). The dissemination of "unreliable information" about the armed forces and its operation could be punished with up to fifteen years imprisonment (article 207.3).

>>64413130
It is not gay when it is punitive

>>64413534
>in the international Christian community for his work defending the faith
I have never heard a Catholic priest, youth leader or organiser mention his name even once in this country. Nobody outside America knew he who he was or gave a shit. Sorry.
t. Catholic

>>64413586
>Catholic
Well, there you go then
Though I'm certain the Jesuits might have an opinion or two

>>64413558
Well as I said, I'm on the side that thinks he's a bit of an embuggerance.
There are generally 3 major Christian opinions on Trump. Some think he's a good fella because he's anti-LGBT and anti-Muslim. Some think he's a bad fella because of his personal life and shitty national policy. Some think he's a not-very-good/bad fella who is temporarily on the side of the angels, kinda like Artaxerxes.

>>64413584
Xaxaxa cumrag fucking another man in the ass is trad and straight because there are no other ways to enforce the heirarchy of the prison culture of mother puccia!

>>64413738
Indeed. Very orthodox and trad. NOT gay!

>>64413674
Its the rapture-riders that i find the most fascinating. But we really dont have that wing of christianity where i live, sans the token jehova's etv

>>64412333
lobster whistling atop the mountain?

>Ukraine thread
>60% of it is off-topic lib seething about maga or whatever
>>>/pol/

>All the cocks
Pointing at our brother's asshole

>>64413764
Genuinely wouldn't surprise me if "lobster" was slang for fag, and "mountain top" was slang for penis.

>>64413534
>He's practically a saint in the international Christian community for his work defending the faith
I live in a country that is filled with Catholics and evangelicals, and this guy was a complete unknown. Charlie Kirk is very much a american christian thing, much like the rapture, like the other anon talked about

>>64413809
He was massive in the US, there were small rallies for him around the anglosphere and places like Korea ans Spain (???) after he died. I don't know how any of this relates to weapons.

And no, the rapture is not an American Christian thing. Its very fringe.

>>64413759
>rapture-riders
Who?
Nobody serious pays much attention to rapture. It's regarded as generally irrelevant.

>>64412333
>>64412579
London is working; the englishwoman continues to shit

>>64413809
>this guy was a complete unknown
In general he was, but being shot made him quite famous, and it made people sit up and took a look at what he'd been saying.
>very much a american christian thing
Not any more
> much like the rapture
Perhaps some American denominations preach about that more than others, I don't know, but in general Christian eschatology gets little coverage, because it really isn't relevant.

>>64412383
Selling a full scale war over an individual pilot disobeying orders would be a hard sell

>>64413900
>Russia is geh
>India eats the poo poo
I finally understand why they are allies.

>>64412579
It's buried in one of my old hard drives, but I had a picture someone took of a Russian bumper sticker on a car that had two stickmen in doggystyle and the text said "to intimidate your friends, fuck your enemies".

>>64413835
You don't remember the Left Behind series and all the other media that caters to Evangelicals? The kids who grew up with it do. They're voting for Zion Don and anyone who helps push their prophecy forward now.

>>64413076
Law is open to interpretation in Russia. They like you- you can kill, rape, embezzle, do anything. They don't like you- they arrest you for your child's drawings at school.

>>64413904
I feel like declaring war and lying to the public aren't the only 2 options here.

>>64414207
>the Left Behind series
That made unrepentant sinners and non-believers look badass and cool, while making chistcucks look like lame-ass pussies.
Change my mind.jpg

>>64412357
what does a dead man do to generate new searches, pray tell?

>>64414320
Nothing. That was his point. He's irrelevant and won't become relevant again now that he's out of the news cycle.

>>64412612
>>64412835
webm version

>>64414356
Kinda based in a weird way... huh.

>>64412357
wtf happened september 19th?

>>64412602
>But he wasn't important enough for them to care
He's dead, he's not getting anyone elected now.

Those people all hate each other because they're all predators/competitors, none of them believe anything they say, it's just a game they play to acquire power.
Losing an ally is reduces support for your side but increases your share of the pie and provides an opportunity to seize their audience/constituency for yourself.

>>64414816
>no one could possibly be operating in good faith
>because I'm not

So these threads are just where /leftypol/ hangs out?

>>64414832
?

>judging by the mustache and balls

What's the original in the aboriginal vodka language?

>>64413534
american protestant heretics aren't Christian, they worship only oppression money and death

we got us a /pol/yp here lads

>>64412383
I can't imagine being the Russian pilot begging his wingman not to start WW3, only to be saved from it by the planes clearly not being up to fighting WW3.

>>64414207
Oh that's who you meant by rapture riders yeah? We knew them when it was printed media only and before Nic Cage made it cool. They were sidelined in other places because it was weird in its obsessive focus, the plot was irrelevant if not questionable, and serious Christians have always tiptoed around eschatology.
Matthew 24:36.
Who cares about the Rapture? How does it affect anyone?
No one I knew ever liked Left Behind and I think they were eventually pulled from our bookshelves.
>helps push their prophecy
There is nothing to push. Nothing anyone does will change the time and date. Although we do say jokingly that the faster we let everyone know the Good News, the faster Jesus will return, lol

>>64414219
This
Selective persecution is something that Americans don't / pretend not to understand

>>64415471
>american protestant
There are still a few good churches out there and many of the great leaders of the faith in our time come are American
But yeah
>heretics
also abound

Not that Catholicism is much better. There is some serious money mismanagement going on if the Vatican is on the verge of bankruptcy even with all the support of the Catholics worldwide.

>>64412354
https://youtu.be/wqlFiTOi6QQ?si=uVX4MTHEZI9yB2B_

>>64413809
Seconding the Charlie Kirk thing. Other than coverage because of the weird feedback loop by which being a big enough story is itself newsworthy even if the underlying topic might not demand so much focus, I haven't heard a peep about him since like a week after the shooting. Beyond Americans I'm in regular communication with, anyway.
What a strange ordeal that all was. Somehow 'guy was an asshole but please don't shoot your political opponents anyway' meant I was 'celebrating' according to a few people who I'm pretty sure were jerking off to the idea of a morally justified kill list.

>>64412629
This chart just reminded me, I thought it was fun that SNW's pilot was basically The Day The Earth Stood Still from the ayy perspective, with the Enterprise as the UFO coming in peace.

>>64412415
Did they photoshop her face to make it smaller too?

>>64412545
>A "discrediting" of the armed forces, including calls that their use was not in the interests of the Russian Federation, carried large fines for natural and juridicial persons (article 20.3.3) and up to five years imprisonment (article 280.3). The dissemination of "unreliable information" about the armed forces and its operation could be punished with up to fifteen years imprisonment (article 207.3).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_2022_war_censorship_laws

>>64414854
read the thread, its libs malding about Kirk and of course the jannies mop is untouched.

>>64415657
Reading discussion about a person you've never met and experiencing instant discomfort and anguish is a sign you need to stop taking this shit so seriously.
It's not even real bro, just turn off your PC lmao

>>64412545
Anyone got that webm from 2022 of a Russian state TV guy explaining how saying you didn't support the decision to withdraw from Kherson could get you sent to prison for discrediting the Russian army but saying you did support the decision could get you sent to prison for undermining Russia's territory integrity?

>>64415717
The WEBM is in the room with you, right now.

>>64415721
Whelp. Am retard. Please no bully.

>>64414827
Nobody operating in good faith has an influence circle larger than a hundred or so. It's just not possible to connect with thousands in a meaningful way. Every politico, every influencer, every big public speaker for X ideology/movement/whatever, they're all playing a grifter's game. There are zero exceptions.

>>64413076
>a simple statement such as "I think the withdrawal was a good idea" does not automatically constitute a public attack on russia's territorial integrity.
I'm sure your local NKVD troika will agree once you explain it to them.

>>64415706
Its not discomfort. Its my dislike for you losers carving out a little walled garden on /k/ because you cant do it on /pol/.

>>64413764
And the English woman is shitting.

>>64415744
HUGE if true. Link?

>>64415760
htttp up my colon slash slash dot dot org (GNAA first post)

>>64414356
Did he get in trouble for pointing out how retarded that was?

>>64415748
You are experiencing negative emotions by being exposed to thoughts not permitted in your favorite echo-chamber, is what you mean.
You see, this is how they got you; they made you believe you were persecuted, they made you believe something was coming to get you, and when someone came and shot a politically convenient public figure, they convinced you it would happen to you, that you were next.

And they did it all for money.

>>64412343
Who?

>>64414446
Probably the WWF-tier event that they called a memorial service

>>64413310
Suddenly I know who he was and care about how death.

>>64412343
>Similar to how Americans have to talk about Charlie Kirk in order not to be targeted by the regime

>>64417370
>Freedom of speech bad
>State enforced cultism good

>>64417376
> muh freeze peach
Yawn, wake me up when hate crimes and discrimination laws are undone.

>>64417389
You're the type of guy to have a pulmonary embolism because you got called "whitey" by a based POC.
You are not mentally fit enough to handle discrimination lmao

>>64417395
>lemme fantasize about who you are
Anything else?

>>64417389
>hate crime
You mean getting extra time for murder because you did it for racial reasons? Who fucking cares?

>>64417403
Me

>>64417402
That's not a very good argument lmao
What you're trying to say is that speech should be controlled, but only in ways that benefit you, because you are otherwise unable to handle an open market of ideas.
I then chime in that you would not benefit from eliminating things such as hate crimes, because you would also be subject to discrimination, something that you have proven ITT that you are unable of handling.
So, in summary; you are clamoring for your own rights to be taken away to own "le heckin' libtards". Cutting off your nose to spite your face.

The boys fuck til they melt

>>64417426
Das rite!

>>64417425
>just typing for the sake of it at this point
Didn't read, you're fantasizing scenarios and complaining about them, on an anonymous anime image board. You're boring

>>64417435
Yeah, reading is boring.
Many such cases.

>>64417444
>I do not like to read
> I love it

>>64417021
>And they did it all for money.
I think you'll find that power and control are significant motivations too.

>>64419295
I feel like mental illness is not discussed enough as a factor in descision making amongst people woth power as well

>>64415769
>>64415760
>>64415744
>Every politico, every influencer, every big public speaker for X ideology/movement/whatever, they're all playing a grifter's game.
There's an element of truth to this.
Certainly movements like MAGA are managed and engineered by total grifters and there's left-wing equivalents though generally left-wing grass roots movements don't have any money so grifters are less interested and community-minded narcissists get to indulge themselves.

But even the most pure hearted activist politician who isn't in it for ego, money or power, has to use the same tactics to get elected.
If you don't get elected, you can't really change anything for the better.
So you need to get your hands dirty in politics which means making election promises you'll break, throwing out mindless slogans just because it appeals to a needed demographic.
All that stuff, just to do some good maybe.

>>64419328
>mental illness is not discussed enough as a factor in descision making amongst people with power
That changed when we started paying much more attention to Putin and Trump.

>>64419354
Here's hoping the lesson sticks then

>>64419295
Money is a very effective path to power and control, no one wants to be rich to put it all in a sealed box

>>64419349
>>>/pol/

>>64417021
Nah, I just dont like seeing your /pol/ shit on /k/. Its really as simple as that.

>>64413534
No he's not. A saint performs miracles. Please for the love of basic knowledge learn what the fuck you are talking about

>>64412533
>>blond (seemingly natural given the eyebrows)

Her eyebrows are not blonde. Her hair is obviously dyed.

>>64412386
Reminder that the person who killed Wessel was killed and thrown in an unmarked grave. The same will happen to Robinson except he will be raped by niggers

>>64417431
Russia was Gachimuchi country all along?

>>64420291
Kinda funny how they managed to spin pimp-vs-pimp violence into a central part of a culture war

>>64420249
>Her eyebrows are not blonde.
Those are painted on.
Her hair is clearly bleached though.

>>64413764
Where does this one come lmao
>>64412333
New schizokino just dropped
>>64412415
>>64412533
Charlie was lucky once. :(

>>64419349
>The left only loses because they're broke
Kamala Harris's campaign outspent Trump's by ~3x, objectively. Stop this meme.

>>64413534
>He's practically a saint in the international Christian community
>International
Lmao what? People outside the USA only found out about him from the shooting and just know that he was a victim of political violence.
>circles you don't know about
Man...

>>64413534
>Don't underestimate his impact in circles you don't know about
I'm sure that the Elvis Presly impersonator that lives in my street makes and impact in circles I don't know about. but that doesn't mean jack shit.
I make an impact in circles you don't know about, does that mean that 'm important now?

>>64420656
The only person in my cunt I've seen even bringing him up is somebody from my old school days I could only describe as Burgerboo/Burger LARPer. Goes to civilian WWII reenactments cosplaying in US fashion from the time. Won't shut the fuck up about Burger politics on sm.
But the kicker
>he has never been to the US
I legitimately myself didn't know who the fuck Kirk was because why would I?

>>64420656
>>64420686
>>64420688
That's crazy.. anyways

>>64420950
>larping faggots
Yeah

>>64413534
No one that answered to you's genuine. Heckin latinx here, Charlie was mentioned even by our presidential candidates (Kaiser, methinks), and our local pastors (and the local catholic bishop) as examples of persecution across the world, either the guys that answered to you are trying to psyop you, or are genuinely oblivious

>>64421016
he was in the news for two days here
the only one that cares is my trump worshiping college whom unironically proposed we should start naming streets to after him and that the party that did so would win HUGELY.

>>64421049
>was on the news two days
>only one that cares
denounce the Talmud and the Qur'an

>>64414446
resurrected

>>64421050
the talmud, the quran , das capital, the book of mormon, masonic rites and the pagan texts are all the devils work
and kirk is still some c list e-celeb only Trump suckers and Trump haters cared about
also he was a mormon and is thus in hell as mormonism is a mix of masonic rites and Christianity with polytheism bolted on