Thread 64428166

What was the most fun war for all sides involved? Just a good goofy time had by all.

>>64428166 (OP)
I'm not even British, I'm an American, and I still think you're a subhuman, Argie.

>>64428166 (OP)
argentina NEEDS to be nuked. along with every other boludo country

>>64428166 (OP)
>USA
>Officially Neutral
lmao, we offered the bongs an amphibious warfare ship if they lost a carrier

>>64428166 (OP)
Probably Spanish American

>Spanish colonies get to experience brief war and maybe even taste combat
>Americans get land and combat
>Spain loses, lmao fuck Spain

>>64428166 (OP)
US Civil War.

Libruls got to die for their cause.
Conservatives got to die for their hate,

>>64428166 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War

>>64428166 (OP)
I was thinking
>the fuck is Yugoslavia and East Germany doing there??
Then I remembered the Falkland War happened in 1982

Anyway, probably the Balkan Wars.

What a nonsense map. Especially when the people of the Falklands have voted multiple times to be British subjects. So, do these countries not respect votes of the people there? The entire thing is so fucking stupid
>Set up colony
>abandon it
>Somebody then sets up another colony
>abandons it
>Somebody comes along and sets up another colony
>Nobody says anything
>That country then CONTACTS the last group to have the colony and goes 'Hey this is ours now, if you got an issue, lets talk, if you don't reply, we assume you're cool, OK? Cheers'
>Government doesn't reply to message
>Shrug
>Suddenly said government has political and social unrest so immediately starts chimping out that the colony which has been administered by another country for nearly two centuries is suddenly theirs
>Becomes militant over it when oil is discovered around it
>Invade
>Get shit kicked in
>Whine to the UN
>UN has a mandate to not get involved with issues between two countries
>Does anyway and gives Argentina more EEZ
>Argentina then has a president run on trying to solve it diplomatically
>Gets into office
>3rd day he demands the return of the islands right now, no discussion
>Country is still shit
>Cry to China for help
>China say the Brits are an evil imperialistic colonizing nation
>China seems to think it's the 18th or 19th century
>Ignores their invasion of Tibet and Vietnam for land grabs
>Ignores their demand for the return of Taiwan even though it isn't theirs
Sadly the Bongs are run by cucks right now and their military is terrible so Argentina should just invade. Their cuck leader will just hand it over and say something like 'well it's a good deal because we save money'.

>>64428638
>UN has a mandate to not get involved with issues between two countries
Isn't that like the whole damn point of the JewN

>>64428638
>Argentina should just invade.
Right now Trumps dick tastes like Argentina's arsehole after he gave them 20bil to bail out their failing agriculture industry. In true cuck fashion, Argentina proceeded to undercut the US agriculture industry by selling to China direct and now the US is essentially propping up their economic competitors at the cost of their own taxpayers and farmers!
They love them some argi basedabeans in chingchong land!

I mean, funny as it would be to just throw all the Argentinials into the ocean and put actual people there, its got its own entertainment value for everyone wondering how the place still exists with an average IQ of about 55 in their government for the last 80 years.

>>64428663
You got it wrong retard, argie agriculture is highly productive in despite the goverment, just the opposite.

>>64428397
Classic US policy, same as in ww2 pre 1941. Call your self neutral but provide massive aid to UK and France

>>64428681
Why is Argentina getting a 20bil payout from Trump and undercutting the americans then?

>>64428447
>Spanish colonies get to experience brief war and maybe even taste combat
>maybe even taste combat
Spanish colonies were constantly in the midst of revolutions/internal conflicts leading up to the Span-Am war. There were more than enough battle hardened locals around to help the US. Who not too long after were soon facing the US soldiers themselves

>>64428685
The AR goverment is broken because they have been doing populism for decades**, some companies of the agroindustrial complex can be in bad financial state but they aren't bailed out. And the goverment is broken because they have been using loans and EXPORT tariffs in a predatory way that ruined the long term progress of the country. Not only they don't get subsidies to produce but most agricultural products have to pay a +40% of immediate tax to export their products + the normal taxes for doing business in the country + the trade tariffs because the goverment refuses to sign free trade agreements (to protect the local ""industry"").

>**: "made in argentina bro, we will be a power again. Btw we will not have self-critic about the useless and ignorant voters that elect us! also fuck the bongs!"

>>64428685
We're not giving any money to Argentina that's all just DemoCRAP and NewSCUM lies.

>>64428818
You're a buying trash for 20 bil, that is giving money. Even literal trash would be more valuable than the argie peso

>>64428397
>>64428684
You also tried pressuring the Bongs into giving up the islands.

>>64428166 (OP)
The Boxer Rebellion, and it's not even close. Well, it was fun for everyone except the chinese, who got absolutely raped. The assortment of nations participating in the war is like nothing else in history.

>>64428166 (OP)
Here you go OP, a more accurate portrayal of international reactions to Argentina's retarded invasion of the Falklands

>>64428974
>burger chewing surrender monkeys
>never change

>>64428166 (OP)

WWI
It must have been, because otherwise the whole world wouldn't have been so inexplicably eager to have a rematch only a generation later

>>64428638
If the Bongs did give up the Falklands a zombie Margaret Thatcher would rise from the grave and beat everyone in cabinet to death with a handbag before devouring what was left of their brains. No UK government would give up the Falklands because its complete political suicide to do so.

Fuck you, he's a cool guy.

>>64429026
He has at least got some interesting choices in art.

>>64428994
> it was fun for everyone except the chinese
Only the insurgents, the dowager empress and her consorts.
The civilians that sought shelter in the legation quarter were thankful for the protection.

>>64429026
>Naked corruption is cool

>>64429026
That is the most accurate spic behavior I have ever seen.
>Person running for office does whacky shit
>Has literally zero policies other than making shit worse
>Gets voted in in a landslide
>Country continues to get worse
Hey amigo, at least you got to see him yell "gone" at a whiteboard a bunch and wave a chainsaw around.

>>64428539
Cringe

>>64428166 (OP)
According to my uncle, who was in the brazilian army at around that time, the argies considered invading southern Brazil at some point before going with the Falklands, never knew if that was something actively discussed or if it was just my uncle making shit up

>>64428638
>Sadly the Bongs are run by cucks right now and their military is terrible so Argentina should just invade.
Anon the Argentineans literally cannot mount an invasion, for as much as the British military has devolved they are still doing a hell lot more better than the Argentinian armed forces of 2025

>>64428166 (OP)
Why did Bangladesh side with the UK? I thought they loved Argentina and were against British imperialism. Are there any Bengalis here?

>>64428166 (OP)
Argentina nig nogs BTFO
Go blue team

>>64428166 (OP)
whatever war was going on in Cannon Fodder, obviously

>>64428638
>return of the islands
Oh it gets funnier, Argentina has NEVER had possession of those islands. IIRC the bongs took them off the frogs before Argentina even existed.
It's literally just "gibs me dat".

>>64434873
It's not so fun for the guy lying in his uniform dying in the sun.

>>64434889
KILL HIM WITH YOUR GUN
KILL HIM WITH YOUR GUN
KILL HIM WITH YOUR GUN

>>64434889
>>64434894
so much fun!

>>64433336
I think UK should strike a deal with Argentina. They'll give them the islands back if the Argies can ever explain what Peronism was about?

>>64434884
this simply isn't true. the dispute started in 1833, when the british expelled the argentineans living there.

>>64428397
We also sold things to the Argentines that they shouldn't have had, and there were American citizens among the troops in Argentina.

>>64430430
How dare you badmouth General AnCap?

>>64430430
monthly inflation went from 25% to 2%

>>64435032
No, it started when some Argies attempted to steal them in 1833. They weren't "living there", they were fucking trespassers trying to squat the fucking islands.

>>64428994
>Be me
>Realize that retarded peasants are going to kill the foreign diplomats in Peking, and cause the fall of the Ming dynasty
>If the foreigners die, the 8-nation alliance will have casus belli to partition up China.
>Single-handedly perform political gymnastics placating the Empress Dowager, playing off generals against the Boxers, and keeping the foreigners alive in Peking.
>Make Game of Thrones look like a child's game by comparison.
>At the end, the Dowager and the Ming dynasty remain standing. Somehow manages to not lose head, and marries daughter into the imperial family.
>MFW fall into obscurity because both the nationalists and communists hate me

>>64435038
hey, no matter who loses we win that way. investing in both sides is a smart play

>>64435032
Argentina did not exist as a country when the Spanish gave* the islands to the British

>>64435811
Qing.
Ming ended in the 17th century.

Vietnam was a slug fest and The US got a lot of experience with special warfare, helicopter based assaults and counterinsurgency. They nearly perfected body count warfare and the defense of khe sanh was an absolute masterclass in air superiority evening the odds. Meanwhile, Vietnam got exceptiobally good at ambushing and killing the most well armed military on the planet. People wax poetic about SOG but within a very short period of time their antics were quickly shut down by more and more sophisticated counter measures. By the time the US was pulled out, SOG had already degraded into a suicide unit with minimal strategic value.

Honorable mention: Bay of Pigs.
Exiles stacked bodies in the initial battles but the Government reaped that victory for decades

>>64428166 (OP)
definitely the wars in exYu

>>64428663
>US puts out tariffs
>China says: ok it's a free market we'll buy our pig feed from elsewhere, like Argentina
>US farmers mad at decreasing onions prices
>US admin freaking out, pays off Argies so they don't sell chinks onions

>>64429026
>thirdie president who does crypto scams on his own populace
Lmao

>>64428166 (OP)
>What was the most fun war for all sides involved? Just a good goofy time had by all.

The Winter War.

Finns got to kill tons of Russians. Tons of russians got to stop existing. Everyone won.

>>64428663
>the last 80 years.
Trump has been in power for only 8 months...

>>64434589
>Why did Bangladesh side with the UK?
Economy.
>I thought they loved Argentina
Soccer only.
>were against British imperialism.
That's jeets and pakis. They have different independence and doctrines.

>>64436869
donald trump?

>>64428994
The Boxer Rebelion was so silly that a soldier in the Army Band got awarded the medal of honor. Look at any of those nerds playing today and ask if they could do the same

>>64428663
>20 billion
well considering we already established the floating point date if the deal is actually signed we're already at an extra 3 from the most recent crash.

>>64428166 (OP)
Emu?

>>64428651
>JewN
Funny you call it that way when jews are so salty about UN all time

>>64429015
Have you read Storm of Steel? Ernst junger had a great time
>describes literal hell on earth
>this is amazing and every man should experience it

>USSR
>siding with a violently anti-Communist far-right military junta

Why are they like this?

>>64441667
The democracies had invaded them before the USSR had even been declared and later attempts at coordination against Germany had been rebuffed so. The Anglo cries out in pain as he strikes you and so on

>>64441777
You are embarrassing yourself Ivan. The world looks to the UK for leadership and as the nerve center of the anti Putin coalition.

>>64428994
The Boxer Rebellion makes me wish globalism could work.

Imagine, the world united by beating up chinks. All of us brothers. World Peace.