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>some of the more sober guests bandage John up with duct tape and paper towels
At some point later during that same night I got taken advantage of by the chubby 30-35YO red-headed curly haired bitch that used to babysit me when I was younger. Pretty sure she had some kind of mild 'tism.
Anyway, that's the story of how I lost my virginity.
Sometime that night John's two sons remembered that John had a couple cases of old dynamite in his basement and proceeded to dynamite the absolute fuck out of their neighbor's meticulously maintained compost pile.
That neighbor was the kind of hemp-shirt wearing hippie weirdo that bicycled to work for the environment long before anyone cared about global warming, and he used to yell at and harass all the neighborhood kids not being hippie scum as they took a shortcut across a tiny corner of his backyard. So he might have deserved to have his compost pile dynamited, but the brothers used far to much dynamite to the point where they didn't just blow up the compost pile. They shattered every window in the house and blew off some of the siding and most of the roof tiles. Thankfully this was in the days before 9/11 when you could get away with a slap on the wrist for that kind of shit, and the cops were busy dealing with all the far more harmful crimes which had occurred that same night, so the brothers got off with little more than a stern scolding from the cops and minor beating from their dad.
