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Anonymous No.64473656 [Report] >>64473677 >>64473688 >>64473695 >>64473713 >>64473719 >>64473739 >>64473740 >>64473743
Bong update!
It's over. In a decade these kids will be have at least 1/4th the military skills of a North Korean high schooler, the outcome of the final battle of Donetsk is already decided.
Anonymous No.64473677 [Report] >>64473698 >>64473701 >>64473707 >>64473753
>>64473656 (OP)
this cant be real, those "reports" were about the situation in the frontline not internat russian politics
Anonymous No.64473688 [Report]
>>64473656 (OP)
This makes me sad.
Anonymous No.64473695 [Report] >>64473720
>>64473656 (OP)
>two dots at the end of the first paragraph
Ok, so if everybody is in the military, who is gonna do shit like farming?
Anonymous No.64473698 [Report]
>>64473677
That is your assumption, nobody pos-WWI would say that with a serious face.
Those updates were about the war in general, the front lines aren't the only part of a war.
Anonymous No.64473701 [Report]
>>64473677
https://x.com/DefenceHQ/status/1984579019598180472
I don't use twitter so idk if this is legit.
Anonymous No.64473706 [Report] >>64473784
Oh shit, I haven't seen a bong thread in ages. What's the decode?
Anonymous No.64473707 [Report]
>>64473677
https://x.com/DefenceHQ/status/1984579019598180472

It's real. Russia is trying to speedrun itself into cargo culting the Norks just without all the important....Ummmm......Norky parts?
Anonymous No.64473713 [Report] >>64473726
>>64473656 (OP)
>Mentions children, youth and pre school a dozen times
>Incoming epic Bong edit
Anonymous No.64473719 [Report]
>>64473656 (OP)
nothing negative to report on? grim
Anonymous No.64473720 [Report]
>>64473695
The conquered slave races of course.
Anonymous No.64473726 [Report]
>>64473713
Anonymous No.64473739 [Report]
>>64473656 (OP)
Putlers jurgen, but with actually inbred retards
wild
Anonymous No.64473740 [Report]
>>64473656 (OP)
>year 3 of the three day special operation
>Russia has entered it volkssturm phase
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64473742 [Report]
Even the Norks wait until elementary school to do this shit and even then they don't start military training until junior high.
Anonymous No.64473743 [Report] >>64473754
>>64473656 (OP)
>already have a fucked up population pyramid
>skullfuck it into the ground even harder by pre-emptively turning your next generation into food for the meatgrinder.
man russians are just going to go extinct within their own borders without anyone ever invading them, aren't they?
Anonymous No.64473753 [Report] >>64473784
>>64473677
Very much real, and nothing new. Russia is going full USSR where they glorified dying for ze motherland since early childhood (see Pavlik Morozov). Even first grade textbooks would offer insane propaganda. Y'all are forgetting Norks imitate the USSR.
t. grew up around a tall-ass bookcase of Soviet literature
Anonymous No.64473754 [Report] >>64473777
>>64473743
Nah, the government would mandate sex before that could ever happen.
Anonymous No.64473777 [Report]
>>64473754
>mandate sex
you can mandate sex on a bunch of people who have become infertile from drug/alcohol abuse and various STD's but ultimately that won't garuantee they make children.
child mortality in russia's also really goddamn high for a "developed country.

in 100 years from now, while i doubt they'd be completely extinct, their population will probably only be like 1/10th the size. projections were already bad before this war that saw mostly people around the child-rearing age die. most of the russians that aren't involved in this invasion are either the tiny generation raised since the 90's or already far too old to actually be fertile enough.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64473784 [Report]
>>64473706
Do we actually want a decode for this one?

>>64473753
Yeah but the USSR never really made it work, i served with two guys who were Young Pioneers and they described half assed Boy Scouts not Hitler Youth. From everything i've been told by actual participants it was nowhere near as competently done as the HJ or WPK Youth organization. The idea that modern day Russia could do better than the USSR is highly implausible.
Anonymous No.64473785 [Report]
real question is, will the brainwashing cause Russian girls to pop out babies?
Without a demographic pyramid recovery, all the drilling in the world won't amount to anything, except a feverish call to speedrun oblivion even harder.