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Anonymous No.64501120 [Report] >>64502535
/meg/ Military Enlistment General
All Hail General Milley Edition

By posting in this thread, you are submitting a digital salute to General Mark Milley

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga (embed) (embed)

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (embed) (embed) (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (embed) (embed) (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png (embed) (embed)
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ (embed) (embed)

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.
Anonymous No.64501147 [Report] >>64501150
Reminder to always have a boner on display when the DI is near
Anonymous No.64501150 [Report]
>>64501147
Thank you for your digital salute to General Mark A. Milley
General of the Armies Herschel von Shepherd III !2GanXKNtyU No.64501172 [Report]
We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here, matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest dick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work.
Anonymous No.64501178 [Report]
Reposting for visibility

Get experience with drones now instead of waiting. Make yourself useful. Vanya Vatnik and Chinky Chang are learning how to pilot these things, so now it's your turn.
https://www.military.com/feature/2025/10/22/introducing-marine-corps-attack-drone-team.html
Anonymous No.64501204 [Report] >>64501210 >>64501224 >>64501232
Reposting my question from the last thread:
Do I have to do Cortramid or NSI before attending Navy ROTC?
Anonymous No.64501210 [Report]
>>64501204
Yes
Bro203 No.64501224 [Report]
>>64501204
No. You do it in the summers between school years.
Anonymous No.64501232 [Report] >>64501309
>>64501204
Does it matter? Like, will this influence whether or not you go through NROTC?
Anonymous No.64501274 [Report] >>64501278 >>64501312 >>64501344 >>64506335 >>64506359
Is it a good or bad time to enlist generally speaking?
Anonymous No.64501278 [Report]
>>64501274
Depends on your motivation. Bad time if you want to fuck shit up in the desert but good time if you want to get some job experience and minimize your cost of living and cost of higher education.
Anonymous No.64501300 [Report]
What MOS does this song represent? Some job that can give me mesothelioma and you can't brag about post enlistment.
Anonymous No.64501309 [Report]
>>64501232
No, not at all, I'm already set on doing it. I was just curious, because there's a lot of conflicting information about it on the net. Like over here there's a mention of someone who didn't do either, but still got commissioned:
https://www.serviceacademyforums.com/index.php?threads/no-weapons-training.96450/
Bro203 No.64501312 [Report]
>>64501274
Do you not know what to do with your life? If so, enlisting puts a person over you at all times to tell you what to do.

Do you know you want a degree and generally what you want to do? If so, commission and you’ll have slightly more autonomy.

The big difference, at least for the Marine Corps, is slightly higher quality of life at sea and generally not having to deal with as many assholes.

Both are good options but you need to perform and work towards your own career goals if you want to succeed on either side of the divide.
Anonymous No.64501332 [Report]
Anyone here applied to be a (non-flight) warrant officer? Any tips for building my packet?
Anonymous No.64501344 [Report]
>>64501274
Average. There are no wars and despite posturing, starting an actual ground war would be political suicide.
The benefits are pretty good though. I enlisted with a degree and have 3 hot meals and a roof above my head most of the time. And I'll have a VA home loan and GI bill if I wanna go to school again. Being an officer just didn't interest me.
There came a point in my life when I realized I wasn't special and living in denial of that was leading me down a bad path. So I joined and I don't regret it.
Anonymous No.64501402 [Report]
If this is my internal dialogue
https://youtu.be/TXMailKc7B4?t=194

Is Military Police the job for me?
Anonymous No.64501808 [Report] >>64501814 >>64501829 >>64501856 >>64502232
Any Marines out there?
How the fuck do y'all do the runs? They want a 3 mile in 24:00. I am out there running my ass off and I can't break 9 minutes despite taking everyone's and prior Marine's advice. Proper techniques, breathing, fartlek, etc....I know college athlete chads that can't even do an 8 minute mile.
>inb4 fatfuck
I am a legit gym trainer.
Anonymous No.64501814 [Report] >>64501822
>>64501808
Well it's obviously possible since they are all doing it. Are you doing strength training for your legs?
Anonymous No.64501822 [Report]
>>64501814
Yep. Leg day, stretches before the run, in door cardio, HIIT etc...
Anonymous No.64501829 [Report] >>64501876
>>64501808
>I am a legit gym trainer.
From some obese shithole
Anonymous No.64501856 [Report] >>64501876
>>64501808
I ran 18:00-18:20 the entire time I was in some 4 years ago now. Just run in your free time. Maintain your physicality. When you’re near the finish line haul ass. Smoke beforehand, opens the airways. I always did that and never had an issue.
Anonymous No.64501876 [Report] >>64501909 >>64501910 >>64502548
>>64501829
Go project somewhere else, fairy
>>64501856
My goal is 20:00 right now. My method now is...start off a decent jog for about 40 yards, then really start pushing until fatigue. A very short 10 second power walk, then hard again. Interesting you mentioned smoking. I've heard that a lot lately. Perhaps I should give that a try. Like one cigarette before. It's worth a shot.
Anonymous No.64501877 [Report] >>64501880 >>64502232
>that guy who ran BACK to the military as a security blanket after leaving
Brutal
B R U T A L
The grimmest of scenarios
Anonymous No.64501880 [Report] >>64502232
>>64501877
I know a fag who was involuntarily recalled back into active duty. That is a worse scenario because he had an actual plan.
Anonymous No.64501908 [Report]
Does anyone here have experience with the medboard process? I'm active duty army and my PCM recently put me in for a medboard. For my back/hip injury, I was told there are no further procedures that can be done to help it. I am getting surgery for my knee. The PCM said the knee surgery might cause them to hold off on the medboard. I'm supposed to recieve a phone call about it in a couple weeks. Would they delay it for knee surgery if there is nothing that can be done for my hip? How long do they wait?
Anonymous No.64501909 [Report] >>64501950 >>64504857
>>64501876
I never smoked prior to joining myself, we all tend to pick a vice while in. Some smoking. Some drinking. Others… well, ain’t getting into that. Least you have an approach. Only way to get better at it is to do it. Simple as. If you want it, you’ll get it, man. Trust. Oh, regulate breathing throughout. In the nose out the mouth or just go full retard breathing through the mouth. Think it’s all mental, don’t pay so much attention to others. I kept my mind on the scenery plus not being too ahead or too far behind. About all I could pass on knowledge wise to you. Good luck.
Anonymous No.64501910 [Report]
>>64501876
>My method now is...start off a decent jog for about 40 yards, then really start pushing until fatigue. A very short 10 second power walk, then hard again
That's dumb as fuck. Try running at a pace you can actually maintain for 3 miles instead of this silly shit.
Anonymous No.64501950 [Report]
>>64501909
Cheers!
Anonymous No.64501984 [Report] >>64501985 >>64502601 >>64502645 >>64505514
Why people here advise so hard against joining the French Foreign Legion?
Anonymous No.64501985 [Report] >>64502035
>>64501984
No one does. US military has more rape and on-base murder, the ones who claim FFL has more criminals has never posted a single statistic.
Anonymous No.64502035 [Report]
>>64501985
Bruh, I just want to be a soldier and have a decent payment (equal or above 1500 euros)
Anonymous No.64502180 [Report]
I’m looking to switch from active duty army to national guard and also reclassing, can anyone tell me anything about 17E?
I am currently infantry, but I want to do some more nerdy stuff
I’m also looking to go to school for some sort of STEM thing, so they go together
I was also looking at 35F, but I’m worried all I would be doing is sitting making powerpoints
Anonymous No.64502232 [Report]
>>64501808
What's holding you back? Is it your muscles, energy, breathing, or what? I struggled at running for a long time (but I was just in the Air Force so it was whatever). Then one day my friend told me coughing and wheezing after running is a sign of asthma, so I went to medical, they did some tests and [long story omitted] said I might have asthma. So they prescribed me inhalers and my run times instantly went from barely passing to mediocre and I no longer felt like dying afterward lmfao.
I think that's a pretty niche case though, and asthma is pretty disqualifying, so I wouldn't bother getting tested for it before joining even if you think you have it.

>>64501877
>>64501880
I never want to go active duty again, even if they offer to commission me, but I regret not trying out the Guard or Reserve. When I was separating I was like fuck it I'm going straight civilian, I'll just talk to a recruiter later if I change my mind. And then I did talk to a recruiter, and it turns out medical standards for prior service are based off initial entry standards, not retention. So while I'm not 100% don't-call-back-again medically disqualified (the above section heavily related), getting medically cleared would be a very uphill battle for something I'm not totally set on in the first place.
So yeah, I fucked up there. Sometimes I wonder if I'll get IRR recalled and get a second chance to Palace Front. lol
Anonymous No.64502325 [Report]
Being in seems like its more effort than its worth
https://youtu.be/LkBVLapCQ1w

How much in legal expenses is this garbage?
Anonymous No.64502535 [Report]
>>64501120 (OP)
Anyone here knows of a police (UK) recruitment fourms or general?
Looked for one myself, nothing on 4chan, reddit is mediocre at advice at best and dedicated forums have years between activity.
Anonymous No.64502548 [Report]
>>64501876
So instead of that do 2-3 miles at a 9 minute pace, its not a sprint, if you want an idea of the speed get on a treadmill and gmess with the speed to find the actual pace
Anonymous No.64502601 [Report] >>64502708 >>64502758
>>64501984
It's way shittier than just joining the US military or your country's regular armed forces. Surrounded by Africans, your NCOs literally beat you, shitty "deployments" to dusty armpits in Africa, and not worth it if you don't already speak French.
Anonymous No.64502645 [Report] >>64502708
>>64501984
If you're going to ignore advice from numerous people, just go ahead and do it instead of searching for someone to agree with the decision you want to make.
Anonymous No.64502708 [Report]
>>64502645
I mean, the reasons. People here often tell to never join the legion but never said the reason.

>>64502601
This, thanks.
Anonymous No.64502747 [Report]
>>64500871
>If you want to fight in a war, you can literally fly to Ukraine right now and join. Looking forward to hearing your excuses
Why would I fight for a country other than my own?
Anonymous No.64502758 [Report]
>>64502601
>your NCOs literally beat yo
Walll to wall counseling
Anonymous No.64504358 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.64504857 [Report] >>64505386
>>64501909
This reminds me of how my dad told me why he started smoking
When he was a conscript, smokers were allowed a couple smoke breaks during work, non-smokers got fuck all. So basically everyone there started smoking to enjoy a few minutes of peace
Anonymous No.64505386 [Report]
>>64504857
Yep, same reason for me back when I worked at a factory
Anonymous No.64505514 [Report]
>>64501984
From what I have read it is usually boring assignments, minimal and barely adequate training, including only the most basic French, just all around disappointing of you are looking for that exciting and colourful mercenary life.
Anonymous No.64505705 [Report] >>64505734 >>64505758
>Army veteran Kyle Copeland holds the Spartan Sword next to retired Gen. Michael Flynn during the National Veterans Day Parade on Sunday, Nov. 9, 2025, in Washington. The sword is forged from steel salvaged from the ruins of the World Trade Center, destroyed in a terrorist attack on Sept. 11, 2001. Flynn, the parade’s grand marshal, and members of the Spartan Sword asked veterans at an outdoor ceremony to take the “Spartan Pledge,” an oath promising to contact a “battle buddy” for help if they have thoughts of suicide.
Anonymous No.64505734 [Report]
>>64505705
Am I the only one finding it weird that we treat steel from the Twin Towers like a modern version of wood from Jesus' cross? The sentiment is meaningful and all, but why not steel from an old Army Sherman tank?
Anonymous No.64505758 [Report] >>64505822
>>64505705
Spartan, Injun, Samurai, Viking. What's the next themed costume you guys are going for?
Anonymous No.64505822 [Report]
>>64505758
If fascism takes hold, centurion
Anonymous No.64506335 [Report]
>>64501274
>Is it a good or bad time to enlist generally speaking?
It’s kind of a gay time, but we’re already a year into Hegqueer’s tenure. He’ll be on his way out by the time you’re out of job school. Hegseth also wants the whole military to feel like basic training, so it makes no difference to you since you’ll literally be in basic training.

Just join now.
Anonymous No.64506359 [Report]
>>64501274
There's never a good or bad time unless you're a Russian mobik. If you decide to make the military a career, then over the course of your service at some point there will be a president you dislike, like, or don't care about.
Anonymous No.64506405 [Report] >>64506442 >>64506514 >>64506577
muhreenz... I kneel
Anonymous No.64506442 [Report] >>64506467 >>64506487
>>64506405
who?
Anonymous No.64506467 [Report]
>>64506442
A man
Anonymous No.64506487 [Report]
>>64506442
LeanBeefPatty
Anonymous No.64506514 [Report]
>>64506405
world's straightest marine fell for a bitch with a clit bigger than my dick
tren was a mistake
Anonymous No.64506577 [Report]
>>64506405
>tfw ywn have your dick squeezed by a vagina with as much grip strength as a silverback gorilla
Anonymous No.64506900 [Report] >>64507739
Just a reminder that the Coast Guard is the best branch. Fuck the DoD fags
Anonymous No.64507739 [Report]
>>64506900
Ok
Anonymous No.64507885 [Report] >>64507900
QRD on gibbe dats
https://www.military.com/daily-news/headlines/2025/11/10/military-families-ask-groceries-shutdown-slams-paychecks.html
Anonymous No.64507900 [Report]
>>64507885
I dont know. The only military guys I ever heard of who got on food stamps were the ones stationed in Alaska and Hawaii due to the crazy food prices there. But I guess of you're married to an unemployed dependa who blows all your money it could be a problem.