>>40055479

>>40057408 (OP)
Too early

Im so happy its cisgaygen now!

>>40057437
It's about time

Hiii ^-^
I hope you're having a good Saturday!

Debbie reported me. Can't believe a libturd would snitch.

meow

Imagine not groping his teenie donger when he's down and out... are you even a real faggot if you don't molest dudes?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKthpCNOZBI

>>40057381
hot. I get why this is a blue board, but some dicks now and then never hurt anyone

If you grab a straight guys d and he cracks your jaw, you deserve it. Rapey guys are always annoying.

hurry crack your jaw durrr

>>40057519
based and true. faggots need to learn boundries

how do guys smoking cigarettes make you feel?

>>40057571
its hot

>>40057571
neutral, nothing. i am a smoker myself, don't see anything special about people who do or don't

>>40057571
faaark big noses are sexy as hell

>>40057599
you dont see how there could be an erotic element to it?

i think the guy in the car is hotter

https://voca.ro/1gkzuqGd9xir

>>40057571
smoking looks cool, but smells disgusting

>>40057610
yeah i can see it, how can you not, it makes you focus on someones lips, and the smoke rolling off someones lips is inherently eroctic, but thats what people have told me about it, it's not something i personally have noticed myself, i also started smoking at 12

>>40057564
There's nothing fun about being the guy getting groped by a fag he's not attracted to. If someone is gay and attracted to a straight guy, there's better ways to go about trying to get his attention and get him to want to be your friend.

>>40057609
I agree! My nose is big but it's the wrong kind of big

I want to quit smoking. I've never been into smoking fetishes, it's just a bad habit that I picked up along the way.

im getting weird ads on my twitter feed now :w

>>40057437
as it should be

>8/10 Americans are constipated
How are YOU taking precautions to avoid drilling for poo when you're with your lover, Americans?

>>40057975
Most Americans are clinically retarded and can't wipe their assholes, which allows those of us who can to easily dominate.
All gays should take psyllium husk daily.

>>40057975
Also it's like 15% lol

>>40057990
chia seeds work too and they are at least a little healthy

>>40058066
Never tried them, I just drink the jelly water

?
>>40057649

>>40057990
>>40058018
Science has found that 81% of Americans have a turd impacted colon, that could deliver a brown snake 3 miles long. You need to take this seriously joker.

>>40058125
I am taking it seriously poop is serious business

How do you guys avoid thinking about rape and other messed up stuff whenever you see cute younger straight boys? It seems impossible to me. I'm looking at one in his college zip-down and khakis right now. He's getting a pastrami and I just want to chain him up and strip him in an abandoned warehouse.

damn, cis guys are scary

>>40058151
You should castrate yourself. Or try being funny in another way cuz this aint it honey.

>>40058158
You're probably a fat lazy fuck. Go to a gym and put down the pizza rolls, fattie.

>>40058151
It's simply not in my nature because I am more evolved than you

It's always nasty fat fucks pissing me off. They're absolutely miserable and hate themselves so they have nothing of value to add to the world.

>>40057975
>implying the rest of the world isn’t full of dirty poor mongrels

gaygen gone woke

>>40058192
Aren't you fat? Evolve diet control and exercise.

>>40058183
I actually am incredibly fit. Was an all star in my gay basketball league. Cope harder.

>>40058195
Yes you are sis
>>40058196
Crazy that dirty poor mongrels probably take healthier shits than the average American

>>40058212
Let's see pics then, daddy. Show us your big gaped hoop.

>>40058211
Excess weight is selected for evolutionarily because it requires wealth and abundance

>>40058221
Im honestly tempted to because i could use a pick me up, but i am also not that desperate and cant really be bothered.

>>40058213
https://youtu.be/-bNkyBs8oXE

>>40058226
> muh natural selection
> evolutionary fitness
> robust genes

>>40058252
>>40058235

>>40058234
Anon behind his keyboard sipping his Baja blast

>>40058156
that's why I'm ftm only sis, they really know how to be gay and treat gays like me so we don't get scared

The only not fat, not trans, white posters besides me here are shallo and jeb. Everyone else is an ugly fattie or both ugly and fat (aka fuggo cows).

>>40058311
Yea but you get no bitches and want to kill yourself and should you freak

I want to hookup with a stranger
BUT
I know it's a dumb and unhealthy thing to do

Am i fat?

>>40058315
I literally fucked a twunk at my gym on Tuesday and a geriatric twink with a mustache and great pecs the weekend before and then turned down a 23 year old twink who wanted me to come over after that. I have more twinks and twunks than I can make use of...

>>40058332
Cool, you still want to kill yourself lol

>>40058328
Yes, this is skinnyfat to (moreso) regular fat. But you could get geriatric twink body (maybe better to try for otter) in 3-4 months be exercising and putting down the fork for 5 minutes once in a while.

>>40058311
You've never posted pic. Let's see you bucko/jager/beagle!

>>40058338
Yeah, I probably will but the timeline is being extended.

>>40058361
Not for very long, you're unstable

>>40058354
I have posted a pics on /fit/ use your wits and you might find it. Also some of you loonies have tracked me down before.

And I'm not any of those posters, I'm educated.

>>40058328
you have no chin sir

Hemlo

i would skin you all alive just to cuddle with a bottom gay man tonight.

>>40058373
>sift through 400 million posts if you want to see me....that's easier than me just posting a picture now
lel

>>40057408 (OP)
i need to be raped by hairy buff man with a cop mustache and leather chaps

>>40058396
Or just use grindr

>>40058412
no.
casual sex is cringe as hell

This horseradish bacon cheese I got is superb. It's been great on my sandwiches.

>>40058416
So put cuddling in your bio as what you're looking for. Maybe you'll get lucky and find someone else that wants cuddles over sex.

>>40058424
>cuddling with strangers
sister... please...

>>40058431
If you get to know someone they aren't a stranger

>>40058431
I'd settle for a hug from a stranger right now.

>>40058403
youre delulu and constantly projecting

>>40058431
>talk for 20 minutes on the app and see if theres any chemistry
>no longer a stranger
>problem solved
:D

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0rSS2YyNU6nPHUodDDi3Bu
my spotify playlist for this summer... tried to put together a wide range of stuff im enjoying from different styles, eras, & cultural prestige that still feels coherent
starts with lounge & jazz then into electro & disco then into rock and ends with avant-garde

need him so bad

Right now I’m in a state of mind
I wanna be here like all the time

>>40058469
I have posted pictures. If you really wanted to find them you would. Prove your devotion to me anon PROVE YOUR LOVE

>>40058372
Really messed up for you to say that. My feelings and my life do matter.

>>40058403
> lazy
I'm sure you're not even a little fat, anon.

tfw you're at the gay bar trying to pick up bisexual women and a real gay walks in EEK

>>40058544
swag
whats the device on your belt

>>40058578
It's me, I know you're some old guy who is attracted to anyone younger than you because you wanted to fuck me too before I said no thanks. Post it now fag, what's the worst that can happen?

>>40057475
call me when he enters his human era

>>40058583
If I found out there was a straight boy at the gay bar he's waking up with my dick in him.

>>40058601
rohypnol and chill

https://x.com/tyekitten/status/1933755602687471649

>>40058509
I'm listening to your love song playlists instead, gaaaaaaaay
>>40058570
Everyone's does, that's why rape is bad

>>40058592
it detects nearby gays and violently electrocutes them

>>40058531
he looks like that uggo who plays the ghoul in the fallout show

>>40058596
LMAO

>>40058608
Sis knows the Sinaga playbook.

>>40058621
lel the love one is tiny bc only the most random weird songs actually activate that feeling, most love songs are pleasant but do nothing emotionally

>>40058592
He's undercover ICE

>>40058596
he’s cute, kys

My bread and butter on the apps are young guys with a fetish for getting fucked by old creepy men that disgust them.

>>40058643
Here's my old unsorted unorganized playlist that I gave up on of random songs in my daily mixes
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7thKQUhLW7ESewu6RaURPT
My love songs are private because they are speshul

>>40058647
he looks like a goblin

>>40058658
>young guys with a fetish for getting fucked by old creepy men that disgust them.
so every young bottom

>>40058647
Zoomers are the first generation exhibiting characteristics of devolution. Shyikes mama.

>>40058677
Ya I'm loving life actually

why is unreal engine so fucking stuttery?

are we watching the new season of the gilded age?

This song is about a bisexual that goes to a gay bar
https://youtu.be/Nbe5RERDh4k

>>40058794
are there any homos?

is alcohol really such a turn off for many?
i cant live without beer

>>40058820
it is for me

>>40058820
Depends on whether you're a social drinker or getting plastered every night.

>>40058797
If you’re from the Midwest does that mean you’re a descendant of Germans? I could see you be a descendant of Germans

>>40058820
alcohol? nope

alcoholism? yes

>>40058827
>>40058834
>>40058837
ok then MAYBE i have a problem

>>40058835
Scotch Irish mostly but I probably have some in there somewhere

>>40058797
I tried to get into Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds but got filtered. I like his first band better.

https://youtu.be/QNjigu5HFZg?si=iq9PIv_m5zjpJ7n7

i really fucking hate gambling, if i were the president i'd fucking ban it, can the president even do that?

>>40058845
You have a German personality. I bet you’re the type of person who polices their roommates

>>40058849
Just listen to this and red right hand till you get it
https://youtu.be/PxWS1ufr5xI
All of his stuff is good though
>>40058861
Nah I'm more Irish than German
I would cuss out a roommate for acting like a cop

Steak or bourbon chicken for lunch brothers

Like if I lived in Ireland I would have thought that the IRA was based probably

>>40058844
Well it depends on how much you are drinking.

>>40058903
6 bottles of jack and around 20-30 beers a week dont think it's that much, one of my old buddies used to drink 10 bottles of vodka every weekend

See ChatGPT says I'm based

>>40058927
it would be cheaper to sort out your mental illness

>>40058889
Do you like my new truck? It's sitting in my driveway. If you don't believe that, then this is what my new truck looks like but I can't post it. If you don't believe that then you're projecting. Loool

>>40058927
Are you that drunk motherfucker that goes apeshit in the general every now and then?
You are hurting yourself, please stop.

Wait, Debaser was basing his decisions on chatGPT-s advice ALL ALONG?!

>>40058961
It's just parallel thinking I thought up all of this stuff before AI existed

He’s one of us now…

>>40059001
>right lobe earring
groomed

>>40059010
idgi

>>40058947
That has nothing to do with my question. Are you illiterate, senile or seething? Or maybe a bad combination

>>40059001
what was his original name

When I wear these pants with heels they touched the floor

>>40059032
Bourbon flavored anything is trashy, no one outside of America thinks bourbon is a flavor enhancer.

No these pants omg it posted the wrong file

>>40059035
Isaac

>>40059057
manlet. post hole

I would name my son ducky mallard if I had a son

>>40059062
he's really leaning into the bottomry huh

Got these pins as freebies with my new hat right now. Hell yeah. I had an immediate favorite. Gonna give the flower one to my boyf

>>40059067
I'm tall 5'11

Anisa is a horrible person, not even Debaser would defend her

When the bottom is over 5' 3"

I'm a Dom top

I think Caroline Trentini‘s son will come out as gay soon, they look like fags

>>40058889
I love the bourbon chicken from Golden Corral

Feet

>>40058328
Not very. Maybe a little. I like it though

>>40058947
I like the Rivian R1T

My feet are ugly

>>40059152
>I'm tall
>less than 6 feet
ok

>>40059237
I have two feet

>>40059252
how many balls?

>>40058328
Where I am this is normal/average

;_;

>>40059261
I have a poon

>>40057571
its hot but i prefer weed

Do you like moustaches

>>40059328
Now post ass

Meeting a new guy from grindr in about 8 hours. Having lunch now. I'm going to bottom for the first time! What am I in for ladies?

>>40059346
>>40059335

>>40059186
I’m a sub bottom

I'm schizophrenic

Do you jiggle your dick when your bitch pop singing on the Liquorice hit, ya know?

Im horny 4 c*ck

I'm Marina hehe

Zzz...

>>40059434
Cuck

>>40059452
Do you like cock?

I just straight up told twink bf I don't have time for him because I have a gf now and he didn't take it well

Who would even want to live in a war torn country surrounded by terrorist nations anyways?

I wish there were fantasy races like dark elves khajit and orcs irl that would be so interesting

Instead there are like polish people :(

Poland> USA, UK, Israel, other zogged countries

>>40058666
lots of fiyah in here

>>40059520
No shit lol stay straight
>>40059590
Lmao

R u guys gonna watch the military parade tonight with me to get ready for ww3

New gym shorts

>>40059559
tfw no argonian bf

I'm NOT a flamer!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O-7gk5Wf_Oo

Lads? This is straight passing..

>>40059609
Needs less shorts. Take them off.

>>40059621
cute lizard boy wrong opinion

>>40059631
mrw

where can I find a twink that looks like nettspend

>>40059651
Have you tried korean boybands?

It's over

>>40059651
all twinks that look like this are straight and into opiates

>>40059650
lol
(send noods bb ok <3)

>>40059656
lose the pants

I only ever met pooners irl, where are the creepy lily tino-esque troons?!

he doesn't exist

settle.

Would you settle for me

>>40059590
I had that shirt

>>40059779
Brenda?

Of course my hairs are curly and not straight

>oh, are you here alone?
Cuts me to the core every time. Why would you ever say this to someone?

for a second I thought it was idubbbz, but no it's just the animal abuser guy who got raped by his uncle

>>40057500
I never did this b t w there are other people that report reportable things

>>40059659
gay twinks mogs

>>40059820
do you like anisa jomha?

I never got raped by my uncle shiza

>>40059832
I'm completely uninterested in post filthy frank idubbz & associates

>>40059824
tacky

Damn baby, you got a bright future behind you...

>>40059824
>that haircut
dropped

This a reminder

>>40059865
trve

Someone just told me I have really cool eyes

throat pusher

>>40059875
Why?

>>40059968
tghey said cold, pancake. cold, dead, empty like a shark's eyes

I stopped watching it already 2 boring lool

>>40060046
You wouldn't get it

i'm 'straight' but also a mrga bottom for cute guys

mega* bottom

(fat fingered my phone soz)

>>40060112
eat less and move more sis

Would you date an android user?

>>40060068
No they said cool and then I sent a picture of my eyeball and they stopped replying

>>40060133
Lmao. Probably but i would tease them constantly.

I walked up to a man and told him “i have never done this before but you are a very attractive man”

It was so nerve wracking.

Maybe they thought it was conceited of me

>>40060163
what was his reaction
>>40060153
unfortunate

>>40060163
That's autistic and creepy

>>40059465
Umm it depends on which one <.<

>>40060133
No it gives me the ick

>>40060177
What about big ones?

>>40060172
He said he was flattered and we exchanged numbers. Texted that night but haven’t heard from him since.

>>40060176
Lmao probably.

Things got bad, then things got worse

/cisgaygen/ How do you feel about a sides only relationship?

>>40060230
I honestly feel like this is the way. Anal requires too much prep and i can never fully enjoy it when i am thinking about how our assholes are full of shit….

remember when the iphone 15 came out and cersi was in middle of a bpd episode so he bought the most expensive model and ordered a ton of food from chipotle while bitching about how fat debaser is?

>>40060230
What he said
>>40060237

>>40060176
>autistic
>coming from a tripfag

Do you ever actually talk to people IRL?

why does the natural smell of men make me gag? ive tried sucking dick but even the cleanest dicks make me gag. i can only do it in the shower even 10 min after a shower that distinct musk starts to build up and that just makes me gag. everyone says that smell turns them on and im jsut like why does it do the opposite to me? if i get a whiff of body odor it completely turns me off and the guy is suddenly completely disgusting. im into guys but they just smell so bad idk how to deal with it. maybe im just a gay porn addict, ive never tried sex with a woman, but even irl im attracted to men until their odor turns me off. what is this?

>>40060257
Canonically he just fucks his dog. Jury's still out on him fucking pussy but he does post it very often

>>40060268
AGP
G
P

>>40060268
Hmm if i knew how to crack the code of why things turn me on, i probably wouldn’t be gay.

You like what you like and no one cares. Live your life without questioning why you are the way you are.

>>40060268
What would you say is the average bmi of your hookups? Also move out of Canada or India.

>>40060237
This BUT..

THE PREP FK

>>40060283
Yea why do Indians smell all the GD time. I work with a bunch of them and they are all the same.

Didn’t know this about Canadians tho haha

>>40060293
>Canada
>India
No difference anymore desu

I've been gay since I was 5 years old and ate my best friends ass out. We are not the same.

Cringe

>>40060315
netflix unicorns

I'm a soft weak fem faggot and I fucking hate it

>>40060268
Honestly i sometimes turn myself on from my own smell at the end of the day.

Why do the fattest bitches have the least shame

>>40060224
Have you texted him since then

>>40060315
the difference is that canada has beautiful regions in it and india is a literal garbage dump. somehow canada is pretty clean too despite all of the trash goblins they took in

>>40060366
then stop? go to the gym or something hang out with gym bros

>>40060379
SLAY QUEEN YESS11!

>>40060383
All I know is the few times I've been to Canada it was ALL pajeets or chinks. Niagra was a shit show but I expected that. Stopped for a random hike on a roadtrip just to stretch my legs and there were DOZENS of chinks there. Not a great first or second impression g

>>40060268
Asian men don't smell sis. You need some rice on your cock.

>>40060366
What do you look like? For real this time.

>>40060393
I'm working on myself body but it won't change my reality

>>40060382
No i felt maybe he thought i was a fucking weirdo. He asked for my socials and i was like I don’t have socials. Will probably never see him again.

>>40060422
I made an insta on advice from a friend that not having one made me seem schizo. Still no bf or travel sponsorship deal so fat load of shit that did

>>40060422
Ok you are doing what you shouldn't do lol
Chill, breathe, text him again soon. He is probably going to be letting you set the pace of whatever the two of you are doing since you are less experienced.

Yeah g my balls reek immediately out of the shower. Sorry bud

>>40060366
loser

>>40060466
>less experienced

What makes you think he thinks this?

>>40060506
>>40060163
>I have never done this before
You basically implied that he's the first person that you've come out to

>>40060444
>based trips

outside of radicalization and depression, i see no benefit to having this shit

>>40060516
That’s a very good point. Now i feel even more like an idiot. I just wanted to come across as non threatening.

Also is that a pixies reference?

the absolute state of gay men
where did it all go wrong?

>>40060526
Yes and you did come across as non threatening clearly if you exchanged numbers. The other anon that was talking shit is autistic, if someone said that to me I would also be flattered by it.

>>40060538
Fucking glee

>>40060417
I posted myself

https://youtu.be/D2cei4urF3Y?si=vHcntyUZEWnbXt0P
Does anyone like the colour blue my eyes are blue :)

>>40060550
don't blame glee you fuckin chud

>>40060546
Then what do i text? I just want him to tell me he wants me. All these fucking stupid apps like grindr have completely warped my ability to actually have a real conversation with another man.

>>40060521
Again
>not having one made me seem schizo
I post maybe once a month as proof of life but I go to shit literally ever other day. I volunteer at a half a doz organizations that throw events so i'm always doing something on the freeskies. Always alone tho. It's prob a redflag for guys that I'm never in any of my pics. Might be too in my head tho, I get like 2 likes a pic so it's not like there's much traffic

I got this song from homestuck xD

>>40060601
What kind of volunteering? I want to start doing this.

>>40060586
What kind of texts did you exchange last night?
Was it flirty or just friendly?

>>40060615
He asked me what i was doing and i said i am with my family. He said he was at some party and so i thought that might he another turn off that i am no fun. He said “enjoy your family time!”

In the song she says blue veins and blue is the most human colour do you have blue veins mine are really hard to see because I used to use tanning beds but my veins are in fact blue

>>40060635
Gross cut your nails.

And you were slipping away
What do I say to you
What do I say to you

And if I want you to stay
What do I say to you
What do I say to you

Maybe we'll see better on this side

>>40060612
I usher for several local theaters, do event support for 5ks and banquets and like chamber of commerce city festival stuff. Almost every social event has a website and there's usually a tab on volunteering. Typically if you volunteer you get to enjoy the event for free after your shift (or during if you're charming & competent & leads are cool). Very region specific tho. I'm in NH so I can only really speak to the stuff out here

Tldr; look online. It's worth it and not a lot of work.

I don't trust smasnug products

>>40060612
i hurt myself today's to see if i still feel kekeke
hooold meeee
i can see the tomato
helicopter helicopter song

But growing your fingernails out looks aristocratic

>>40060649
>>40060641

>>40060651
>>40060612
And I serve dinner at a homeless shelter on Mondays. That one's not for the perks but i do like it when the hot homeless people are kind to me cuz I hand them food desu

>>40060666
>>40060666
>>40060666
>>40060666
>666

>>40060635
Mine are blue as hell
>>40060655
Gross why would you take a pic

men are cute

FACT

*autistic* men are cute

FACT

/cisgaygen/ feels bi ngl

>>40060713
tHIS DESU

>>40060630
What do you want to do with him?
Do you want to date him, have sex, be friends?
If you want to date him ask if he's in a relationship, if you want to have sex ask if he wants to hang out some time, if you want to be friends just text him occasionally and talk about things. Maybe tell him that you are inexperienced and ask him if he can help answer some questions for you.

Is this true

autistic4autistic is the ideal but we'll never find each other cuz we're both too fucking autistic to cold approach. Here's hoping a cute normal guy takes me on a date and I'll brain him with a rock or something

>>40060742
He already said he’s single, that was my first clue that he was in fact also gay. This was before we exchanged numbers.

I have no idea what i want tho, I didn’t think i would get this far.

>tell him that you are inexperienced and ask him if he can help answer some questions for you.
Weirdest possible option. Do not do this.

>>40060760
Only one of you has to cold approach. If you just go to a place where gays are and wear decent clothes and smile someone might talk to you. Or you could people watch and learn how to talk.
>>40060769
Admit to him that you've never been with a guy before and then tell him again that you think he is really attractive and seems nice. Then ask if he would want to hang out some time.
>>40060801
Obviously not if he wants to date him. I am working with limited information here.

I like brown eyes and green eyes when I'm with blue eyes person it's too much the same

>>40060814
I totally feel you sis we are too wild we need someone to bring us down to earth

New thread lads:

>>40060830
>>40060830

>>40060813
I have been with a guy. I meant i had never hit on someone in public

>>40060813
>go to a place where gays are and wear decent clothes and smile someone
3 years of going to a location and hoping someone talks to me. Only ever women. Even at explicitly gay events. Life is hard

Anyways where's squeaker or thorny or somebody. We need a better topic than spergy virgins virgining spergily

>>40060838
Ahhhhh I see. Just tell him that he's cute/handsome/hot and ask him if he wants to hang out some time then lol
>>40060866
Maybe try going to a different location so that you don't feel like people have already ignored you and try to make an effort to talk to someone.
It's that or apps or getting lucky in your daily travels. Are you visibly gay?

>>40060551
If you're afab, show me.

>>40060901
>Maybe try going to a different location so that you don't feel like people have already ignored you and try to make an effort to talk to someone.
Always do. I'm the volunteering-anon. On top of all the diff events i'm at coffeeshops reading every Sunday morning. Typ different ones, no action. Also I usher at the gay shows but they're 99% tranny audience
>It's that or apps or getting lucky in your daily travels.
Can't handle the apps. Hoping to meet someone organically but idk where gays my vibe hang out
>Are you visibly gay?
I have a pride flag on my wrist but otherwise look like a linebacker so idk. If I had to guess it's because I have the emotional issues of a 90lb poetry major twink, the attitude of a congenial drunk monk, and the bottom of a lineman who hasn't played since highschool. What i'm saying is there's too much going on for people to catch the vibe

Not gonna carry this over to the new thread. Too negative and I'm not trying to bring myself down on a Saturday night

>>40060983
>oo negative and I'm not trying to bring myself down on a Saturday nigh
Fair enough man. You seem like a good guy though. You could maybe try to ask some of the people you volunteer with for advice.

I'm all in on the conspiracy theory that the soldiers marched off beat intentionally to show that Trump is making it impossible to actually do any of the things that he wants to do some of which would actually be good like deporting violent / drug trafficking criminal aliens instead of abuela and people would love him for it. This guy is a dogshit businessman.