Thread 40086874

hello my lgbt frens, it's poopanon here. i made a thread a couple days ago and people seemed to like it. some anons even said they would let me watch them poo, which i think was very nice of them. i hope everyone has a good day today, and nice relaxing poops too. it is important to pay attention to and enjoy the small things in life, like having a good poo. it is a nice little break from life, and our most private of moments. we can be who we really are when we go poo, without needing to perform for anyone. nowadays we are so very much connected to each other, but we can also feel very alone despite that. that makes me sad. but i hope you can be happy when you poo, i think you should be. i know the world is very bad and full of mean evil people right now, and the rights and safety of my lgbt frens across the globe are being eroded by the day. but try to set all that aside when you go poo, let yourself just enjoy the moment. i think it'll make you happy, maybe a little bit

I don't believe in privacy desu, I mean my head convinced me that I was under surveillance 24/7, that made me go nuts like 10 years ago but got used to it, I mean it was that or live in continuous fear, so I'd rather not care.

>>40086889
interesting, so you wouldn't feel anything about someone watching you poo? why did your head convince yourself you were under constant surveillance?

>>40086908
Ever since I was a kid I noticed my life was rather unusual, everyone kept telling me I wasn't "that" important but no one could explain why I kept experiencing such bizarre moments, spent a lot of years of experimenting to get to the "truth", then I reached my tipping point, got actual confirmation that I was being watched and broke down, took me over a year to fully understand the implications of not only having all eyes on me, also being unable to choose my lifepath, then I got to the conclusion that if such thing existed, I was powerless against it therefore there was no point in resisting.

>>40086874 (OP)
wanna see my poo? its green

>>40086963
why is your poo green anon?
>>40086948
i'm sorry your life has lead you to arriving at that conclusion. is it something that ever makes you sad?

>>40086874 (OP)
That’s an odd looking dog

>>40087265
that is potato chip kun! he is a gray seal and he is a very old fella. he's over 25 years old, which is pretty old for a seal. he has a cloudy eye and a collapsed nostril, and he lives with another seal named biscuit. seals are actually related to dogs, as they are both found within the suborder caniformia along with bears, foxes, and other "dog-like" mammals! that's why they're often called "sea dogs" :)

>>40086981
Well not really, it doesn't make me happy either, it's something that's there.

>>40088206
i see. you know sometimes life is like pooping. sometimes it can wait for you, sometimes it's urgent and comes at you fast, sometimes it feels like nothing is moving at all and you're wondering what's wrong. but life will always carry on, just as the poop will eventually come out. i think you have more control over your life than you realize. you may need to poop in the end, but you can choose when and where.

>>40087528
Cute

>>40088882
i also think he is a very cute and very handsome gentleman
did you know science has yet to determine a reason for seals to stick their tongue out other than to be silly? it seems to serve no function outside of being fun/silly to do. seals have been observed doing it in the wild

>>40086874 (OP)
whenever I have a good poop, I feel enlightened. I feel like the world has become a better place.

>>40090312
that is a good way to feel nona. you are, in a way, giving back to the world when you go poop. you've taken what you need and are giving the rest back. i wish people did that more often in other ways too

do you fully believe trans women are women and trans men are men? do you respect everyone's identity no matter what? do you think everyone is "valid"? i promise i'm not trying to bait you, i'm just curious based off how you talked in the other thread.

>>40090659
i think everyone has a right to feel confident and comfortable with who they are and in the body they are in. if they gotta do something to make them feel more confident and comfortable then they should do that, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. are trans women women and are trans men men? i mean the answer is in the question, isn't it? and what even is a man or a woman? i just want people to be happy. i myself honestly don't really understand the whole gender thing, i think my poopy brain just doesn't comprehend the world like that. but i think if someone wants to be a woman we should let them, and if someone wants to be a man we should let them too, because in the end i dont think we really have a definition for either of those things anyway

i look so tired

>>40090763
tbhon...

>>40090782
what was the deleted post? i missed it

>>40087528
Isn’t the oldest seal in the world like 50

>>40091464
she is!!! she's a harbor seal named Skinny, i've actually seen her irl before :) she lives in Oregon and she just turned 50! that is a truly impressive age for seals, harbor seals typically only live for 20-25 years. seals are interesting creatures, they thrive excellently in captivity and bond with their caretakers quite a bit. there was a seal in russia that they tried to release to the wild two different times, and both times he came right back to see his caretaker. potato chip kun is a gray seal male, which typically also live 20-25 years. aside from his cloudy eye and collapsed nostril, he is quite healthy and well taken care of.

How and why are you so positive?

>>40091671
i have had a lot of bad things happen to me in my life, and i don't want any more bad things to happen to me or anyone else. i don't want to say all the bad things that have happened because i don't want to be a bummer, but i have had a gun pointed at me before. i've felt true and utter despair before, as someone i loved so so dearly died in my arms. i've been so depressed that my limbs felt like lead weights and my mind was just static, like i was a robot that was running out of batteries. i don't wanna feel any of those things ever again and i don't think other people should ever had to feel scared or sad like that either. i know it's naïve of me to think i can protect people from things like that, but we humans aren't often accused of being rational. so i try to stay positive and kind, and maybe me being nice to someone is just enough for them to keep going and stay away from the kinds of places i found myself in before. those kind of evil places attract people who are lonely, and lost, and feel like they have no purpose or community. so maybe someone who reads something nice i have to say will realize that they deserve better than that. i hope that wasn't too sad or rambly, sorry nona

i think it's okay to be sad. but being depressed isn't being sad, at least it wasn't for me. in fact i was frustrated that i wasn't sad. i couldn't cry, or grieve, even when i really tried to! it made me confused, and upset, like i was broken somehow. for me, depression felt like literally being depressed. like, pressed down into the ground. like the atmosphere was crushing me. the air smothered me like a soggy blanket, and the simple act of ambulating my body felt like such a monumental task. in my chest i felt this constant sinking feeling, like my heart was falling and falling and falling into some endless void. i dont remember a lot of that period of my life, it just feels like one big blur. or a really, really long day that lasted for years. and all i wanted to do was close my eyes and wake up and have it be tomorrow, but tomorrow never came.
and then one day it did. and now i'm here! and i don't want anyone to feel like that.

>>40086874 (OP)
hello poopanon! your mix of wholesomeness and scat fetishism always brings a smile to my face.

However, the time has come for the big questions. The all important topic amongst /tttt/

Diapers. Yes or no? you strike me as the type who would go "whatever makes you happy and doesnt hurt anyone" but I wonder if an adult using a diaper is less appealing than using a toilet. Or is it the vulnerability and the relaxation after the poo means you enjoy it regardless

>>40091662
>i've actually seen her irl before :) she lives in Oregon and she just turned 50!
Wow you really like seals

>>40091849
Hello, poopanon.

I remember having had my tomorrow-moment, but it's been a long time. I'm happy you've found some happiness: specifically so in seals (and poop, of which you'll never run short-of-supply).

>>40092056
you know i've always been a big fan of the classics. i think at heart my favorite pooping modus is always gonna be pooping on the ol' porcelain throne. diapers are good too, especially because they are a garment that is ltierally designed to be pooped into which i think is awesome. but i'd be lying if i said i liked diapers super much. i like it when i can actually see the poop coming out when possible, and diapers tend to just kinda... get plumper. but i think they can be very cute and nice still, as i stated in my last thread i actually dated a trans guy for a while that was really big into abdl including diaps. the vulnerablity and relaxation aspects are definitely present, to be clear i am in no way saying i don't like diaper poops. i think it has to be someone i really like doing the diaper pooping though, i wouldn't just watch some rando doing diaper poops. if its someone i really like and they're nice and cute, i think it's adorable and really hot to watch them poopy in their diap. i will admit i have had a long standing fantasy of me out and about with someone who is diapered, and having them admit to me that they have to go poop. i hug them and tell them it's okay as they poop themselves, then we rush home so i can change them and kiss them and dote on them. for me, someone cute saying "i have to poop" is what i imagine is the same as someone saying "babe i'm horny" is to other people. it's soooo so so so adorable...
>>40092064
i really do like seals a lot, i also like dogs and bears so i think i just have a thing for caniforms in general. i also really like tapirs too though! i love their lil snout. baby tapirs are so precious but i love the adult ones too, i'd love to pet one. i should reinstall planet zoo soon!

>>40092115
>planet zoo
Zoo Tycoon: yay or nay?

>>40092105
>poop, of which you'll never run short-of-supply
that's the magical thing, isn't it? everyone poops! if i do find another person to love and cherish, i hope they'll let me watch them poo too. so far all my partners in life have let me watch, and i am never really bashful or secretive about the kink in general. i think that's why people tend to be more understanding about it, people know when you're trying to decieve them or be sneaky about things and it turns them off. people appreciate confidence and honesty, at least in my experience. i think a lot of people actually end up really enjoying pooping for me, i think it makes them feel nice to be valued for something most people are scared to even mention.
>>40092143
i played it ALL the time growing up! i didn't play too much of the sequel though. i also liked roller coater tycoon 1 and 2 a lot, and i loved parkitecht too. planet coaster i didnt like all that much though

>>40092105
OH sorry i rambled about poop too much to address the rest of what you said! i hope you find some happiness too. i think happiness is something you have to constantly work on, it's kinda like a bonzai tree. you have to nurture the soil, water it, make sure it gets some sunshine. sometimes you have to prune it a bit, cut out things that aren't working. and sometimes you just gotta sit for a bit and appreciate it! i think too many people get it in their head that happiness is just this destination you arrive at. i think that makes them frustrated, because if they do actually get that ONE thing they are SURE will make them happy and it doesn't... that makes them feel like the entire journey was pointless. but i think it's the journey to find happiness and meaning itself that brings us happiness and meaning. but maybe that's just because i'm too camuspilled

>>40092206
One can never ramble "too much" about poop.

(I appreciate the analogy. Funnily, I have a faux-bonsai on one of my bookshelves.)

What the fuck is this thread

>>40093172
the chad poopanon vs the virgin normies

>>40092282
i like your attitude! sorry bonsainon i was playin re4
>>40093172
>not saying "what the shit"
c'mon anon, you can do better than that

bump

good morning everyone, i hope everyone has some good poops today. i am a little bit sore from the gym yesterday but i am feeling well otherwise, about to have some coffee.

>I hope everyone has nice relaxing poops
I only have really bad poops that rip my asshole and cause me pain and blood loss for the last like what 3 years now? I can't bottom with my boyfriend I've seen like 4 different GI doctors that prescribe some literal nothing drugs that don't help, and not I lost my job and am uninsured. It's fucked up, it's not even like I have a bad diet or not enough fiber or something I eat a ton of fiber and don't eat meat, it's literally the worst I can't take it anymore. Killing myself.

>>40095856
too much fiber can actually cause bulky stools that can cause anal fissures like that, especially if its insoluble fiber you're eating a lot of. soluble fiber is what can make your poos more soft and easy for your butthole to handle. you may also want to examine your pooping posture, perhaps squatting to poo or just lifting your legs up on a stool. also be sure you aren't pushing too hard when you poo, just relax and let it come out. i'm sorry to hear you've been having this problem, my own sister actually has a similar poop problem (no i havent spied on her pooping, that's gross) which causes her to bleed. i wouldn't say you should kill yourself though. you may need to get minor surgery, where they basically just laser your butthole to cauterize blood vessels that are too close to the surface.

>>40095856
OH i should mention i actually went to college for diet and nutrition, as well as microbiology. seemed like a perfect fit for a poop lover :) you should look at taking a supplement like psylium husk, which is the primary ingredient in metamucil. it makes your poops softer and more regular. also be sure you are staying hydrated!

I like seals :)
I also like manatees

>>40095986
i love manatees too!!! i like to watch them munch on things. sometimes they even come up out of the water to munch of grass or leaves. i wish i could give one a hug, but i know its best for them that humans stay away. i wish humans weren't so destructive as a species

i think i will make chicken curry tonight. i have been feeling a lil bit lonely lately, and that makes me sad. i wish i had someone to eat my curry with, i work hard to make it nice and yummy.

>>40086874 (OP)
>>40086874 (OP)
come to Portland let me shoot you with a gun

>>40097750
i don't think i wanna do that. why do you want to shoot me?

>>40096859
Hello, poopanon.

I hope you have a good supper. Should you be feeling lonely, think of all of the other people who have once prepared such a curry: you are (spiritually) in their company.

>>40097903
i think you can still feel lonely even if you are surrounded by people, but i do see what you mean. it is important to remember that we are human, and at the end of the day we are all trying to get through this thing together. have you been having an okay day, femrepanon?

>>40098027
I'd say so. I drove about in the countryside, and the cornfields in summer are a sight-to-see.

>>40098163
that sounds very pleasant. i should go for a hike sometime soon, i just moved into a new place so i have been a bit lazy the past couple weeks. but there's a lot of forests where i live, so i ought to enjoy nature's bounty while i still can! thank you for reminding me, cornanon