Thread 40170306

are you happy with your physical appearance?

They ain’t loyal bro

>>40170306 (OP)
qott:yeah! it's WIP but I'm enjoying every day. having a body is fun

>>40170306 (OP)
on some days i am but sometimes i hate it

need a chaser with a big strong right arm and noticeably less developed left arm to come beat this fudge for me im gonna die... my arms hurt so bad

God my cock smells so fucking strong right now after working out and not showering for 3 days

>>40170387
I'm normal about this.

>>40170306 (OP)
Most days I am. Every now and then I have a bad day where I just hate everything about how I look. They're less and less often the longer I've been on HRT.

>>40170306 (OP)
Not 100% happy but at the very least I’m content and think I can be loved how I am. It’s just a pain I don’t pass and am a massive target socially so dating me would have a massive target on any bf too.

>>40170306 (OP)
Why wouldn’t I be when I’ve got a perfect ass.

>>40170429
Forgot muh pic

>>40170306 (OP)
No but I'm working on it

/chasergen/, what do you like and dislike about dating trannies? I have never dated men before, so any advice is appreciated.

>>40170475
you could've just said I want a relationship like one from the movie bolt

>>40170479
me too but more in the sense that i want to fuck a dog

>>40170475
need

>>40170485
oh...

>>40170387
Post cock

dreams are evil. i’m never gonna sleep again

>>40170543
what did you dream

>>40170606
my finger nails were falling off and underneath looked a criss crossed and cut up like a mango and was bleeding a lot but they wouldn’t let me fix it and instead held me down to a bed force fed me antipsychotics while screaming at me to get better and i kept asking to call someone and they wouldn’t let me and said i was there forever

>>40170609
is there a qos equivalent for when u only want to fuck dogs

Bronya got that dawg in her fr

>>40170645
i wish </3

>>40170628
I think i should be the head of a government bureau that determines where trannies should lose access to the internet

>>40170690
ill keep proclaiming my love for red rockets via smoke signals. via carrier pidgeon. i'll never let you lose sight of my passion for the only good chasers

it would be cool to have a therapy dog that could sense when i’m about to have a panic attack

>>40170695
puppy gf + actual literal dog bf

>>40170700
i can do it!!!
>>40170701
ideal dynamic

>>40170712
i don’t want to fuck the dog. is that okay?

>>40170700
Im not letting the trannies around dogs anymore

The lack of chasers has gotten so bad these girls are fucking dogs named Chaser…

>>40170717
im not sure i follow. why wouldnt you want to fuck a dog

>>40170718
good thing you aren’t my dad (unless you want to be. please take care of me)
>>40170731
cause the dog is you in this case (you seem nice but i’m not into pretty girls)

have you taken the dogpill yet nona? why are you still wasting your time on h*man chasers?
>not afraid to be seen with you in public
>still loves you even when you don't pass perfectly
>wont make u dysphoric (cant talk)
>motivates you to go outside more to improve your mental health
>loves to cuddle but doesnt sweat
>cheap dates
>appreciates the little things
>warm
>doesnt ask you to top (cant talk)
>wont leave u for a cis woman (extremely loyal)
>wont jack off to femboys (no opposable thumbs)
>high sex drive (dog)
>wont gay panic murder u (doesnt know what gay is)
>knot

>>40170739
so you would be ok with fucking a dog in theory. thats good. thats what matters

>>40170756
not what i said (plus i like when boys talk)

>>40170753
dog started barking down the street as soon as i posted this. reviewed and confirmed by the only chasers that matter

bronya stop talking pls

i told him to please take care of me and he didn't

>>40170764
you'll grow out of it don't worry
>>40170774
ur mad bcs u know im right...

Bronya start taking more pills. One that dont make you horny

if i don't get a hug in the next five minutes i'm a cutting my stomach open

>>40170786
ive never in my life taken a pill that didnt instantly make me horny

can someone interpret my dream? am i gonna die soon?

Trannies be like
>I need a BF or I'll KMS
Trannies also be like
>no fat though
What's up with that?

>>40170813
i'm not fat so you shouldn't be either

>>40170806
that dream is just a sign of anxiety and a healthy fear of the medical profession! im assuming you
>>40170813
im not sure how i could make it any clearer that i am very interested in the fat ones. if anything i exclusively want fat chasers. the /fit/ to /cg/ pipeline is my nemesis they're gympilling all my dream men

>>40170822
but why my finger nails?

>>40170828
loss of nails or teeth is a common way that anxiety manifests in dreams!

hate summer

>>40170837
usually it's a runaway car with no breaks for me so the nails were new

>>40170817
I'm American. Freedom to be fat

>>40170822
You're not American, so that's the real issue

>>40170843
i wonder if the runaway car represents more of an anxiety about lack of control over circumstances, whereas the nail dream represents an anxiety about lack of control over the body? im spitballing here idk

>>40170862
the promised land... ill make it there one day

>>40170863
maybe. thank you for talking about it at. you can go back to whatever you were doing sorry to pull you away from it

>>40170817
I deserve a passoid because I can pass as cis

>>40170884
i expected this response so you aren't clever

>>40170881
oh im just doing a bunch of gacha shit ill probably b spamming all day today cause its really boring. but i want to clean up all the events before patch day tomorrow
>>40170884
are you sure?

>>40170870
I hope so. You'll be a fit for Walmart piggy princess

>>40170645
Can you post your beautiful round ass?

>>40170890
what gatcha?

>>40170892
wahhhh i wanna go to walmart sooooo bad i hear everything is sold in HUGE containers i bet it rules

>>40170887
It's not clever it's true. My standards are just as reasonable as yours.

>>40170897
honkai 3rd! im going back to my roots. 'ate hoyoslop but they just have the sheer power of infinite funding its hard for anything else to compete

>>40170900
That's Sam's club or Cosco

>>40170900
you are thinking of costco. walmart food is normal size (american)
>>40170902
how fat are you? i'm willing to negotiate a ratio of lbs to passing score if you are

>>40170906
>>40170909
costco stuff is crazy huge ive been a few times... but even normal walmart sizes are huge to me it rules

qott no im balding and russian

>>40170909
I'm 180 at 6 feet, but in the interest of honestly, it's not exactly all muscle. Let's make a deal.

i posted a whole fucking paragraph about how bad i want to fuck dogs for one (You). ill repost it during peak hours no true artist is ever appreciated during their own time zone

>>40170306 (OP)
>qott
No I plan on losing 10-20 lbs in the next 3-4 months, I don’t like my ponch

>>40170306 (OP)
yes. even though im 6ft but i pass, my face looks good, i have hips and my ass is fat. i couldnt ask for more

this thread is so much less doomy than i expected when it got posted im proud of us

>>40170921
180 at 6 ft doesn't sound fat at all. my dad is really fit and he's 6'3 220 lbs. i think i am too unpassable for you sorry!
>>40170952
oops

>>40170952
Don't worry I'm awake to toxicitypost now
>>40170957
I'm not super fat but I'm out of shape. I promise you'd be disappointed if you saw me, but I could look good with some work. Don't count yourself out

>>40170970
oh thank god. could you give me some feedback on this post >>40170753

can you stop talking about fucking dogs

>>40170971
Pretty good, but you have to consider the comedic timing of the greentext post. In my opinion, the shock comedy of the knot is funnier if it's nestled between the more wholesome list items

>>40170970
okay let’s get married then :)
>>40170971
lol

Really wish I was sucking gock rn

>>40170329
the hoes?

>>40170935
I do, Maddie.

>>40170957
your dad sounds hot

>>40170982
i see... im still learning the format its somewhat unfamiliar to me. noted!

>>40170306 (OP)
good morning chasetriots

>>40171022
Morning princess. You want a green Card?

>>40171022
Sexy af

glorp

>>40171002
he’s 64 and still really active. i can give him your number if you want. he is married tho

A lot of people say there’s a tranny gene. Is there a chaser gene?

>>40171109
np cis marriages are literally non-scriptural its actually correct practice to do whatever you want
>>40171114
im working on my research. i think its a combination of genetic and environmental factors

>>40171114
Let me shoot my chaser genes in your mouth and ass

>>40171118
i don’t really like my stepmom so anything to break them up helps

>>40171143
np the reverse parent trap is my signature move leave it to bronya

>>40171109
waow

>>40171118
yeah it's epigenetic shit like all intersex conditions and birth defects, genes ain't real lol

>>40171152
for sure right

>>40171124
Do I have to do a cartwheel while you cum to get it to land in both?

>>40171046
thank you ^-^
>>40171041
well i do kind of want to live in new york now that zohran is the emperor for life

>>40171144
god bless you ma’am

i just realized i have a thing for mean people who are only nice to me

>>40171192
real tho

>>40171192
strong mean man who's mean to other people but nice to you is ideal

>>40171192
i would think they’re only being nice to me because they want something out of it. you can learn a lot about a person just from looking at how they treat other people.

>>40171206
i was just remembering this guy i used to work with who had a reputation of being an asshole and hard to work with but he was always really kind to me and would talk to me out his kid. maybe single dad’s are also my type. i should have accepted going to that concert with him…

>>40171206
Like Pichu?

Yall need to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lax7cdSWNkU

>>40171022
>chasetriots
A chaser patriot?

>>40171301
delete this

>>40171328
yea :]

>>40171022
Very cute, please post more :)

>>40171219
trip on lizzy

i am god

>>40171438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eddGJO_7swQ

>>40170999
Dirty hoe

I think I might go camping soon

>>40171471
Let’s have sex in the woods babe.

people are nice to me cause they know i am god and i could end the world with a thought

>>40171523
Trip on LB

>>40171192
Huh, maybe that is why I feel in love with clown

Taking the biggest shit of my life

>>40171575
Can I hold it (◕ᴗ◕)

tummy hurts :(

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>>40171369
maybe another time

fuck summer

>>40171599
guddoes mormerables matoeables absolutely soim

i’m summer

>>40171619
I would rather fuck you, babe.

>>40171621
howimisty ittoes geeim matoeable

i need a haircut

>>40171639
it's so good.... i made fudge and it came out better than i ever thought... just wanna sleep but I gotta stay up l8 so I can hit the club tmrw

i will cut my own bangs today

>>40171677
ohims beautiflim matoeable Ibisher gladdertims yeeims fudggoeables packim masttoeables absoluerly soim anddoes Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims withintee yeeims beautiflim wayimenttoe absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40171693
Please make them as square as possible

>>40171404
Not Lizzy you little Pichu minion

>>40171709
ok i will try to look as much as that old tranny pornstar you sissies love so much

>>40171709
you silly chasers and your really blunt bangs + glasses love (positive)

>>40171738
i look like this and i’m cute now :)

>>40171639
>>40171695
idgi

>>40171755
Hey, want to take a stroll in the park?

i'm getting sick lol

i think round glasses would help my face desu

>>40171765
i would love that a whole lot

>>40171763
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40171775
Round glasses when you have a square head
Square glasses when you have a round head
Never ever vice versa

its funny how i was right again
>>40166405
my hair was ugly today

>>40171778
Cool, I have sandwich materials in my backpack so we can eat under a big shady tree.

>>40171787
yeah i know back when i was a guy (two days ago) when i stole my dad square glasses i look like clark kent

>>40171022
hello ice :^)

>>40171796
what kind of sandwiches? that sounds lovely btw

>>40171780
what

>>40170479
Bolt is a white shephard fake fan

the other boymoder mogs me to death shes so pretty

>>40171834
yeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

bröther, may i have söme gäysëx

>>40171821
Just simple mexican style tortas with french bread, ham, avocado, mayo, tomato and lettuce. I would have brought refried beans to add but of course we can't exactly heat them up out here.

>>40171787
What if they're kinda oval glasses and I have a kinda oval head

>>40171861
Oof

>>40170306 (OP)
>are you happy with your physical appearance?
Yeah. It's not perfect - there's always room for improvement - but overall I'm pretty satisfied.

>>40171857
i think i’m too picky of an eater for you. i also don’t like beans so it’s okay if you leave them at home. i do like torta rolls tho just not all of that stuff

>>40171695
LMAO thank you thank you lets do our best again today!
>>40171721
if anything pichu is my minion. i call the shots around here now. bow to bronya before its too late
>>40171763
you can learn to understand them with a little practice don't give up!!! its rewarding

>>40170306 (OP)
>are you happy with your physical appearance?
no

>>40170306 (OP)
no that's why i lift weights dumbass

>>40171885
neeims Ibisher shallry beeims abisher lazim anddoes deeim nufferish absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40171881
What kind of sandwich would you prefer so I can be prepared for next time?

>>40171901
as you should! that's the correct way to live actually

>>40171624
u really wouldn't :x

is it posible to get a hot gf and marry and have children as a gyno haver detransitioner twink in your country

>>40171902
i just don't like avocado or mayo. the rest sounds good tho!

>>40171919
those gringos ffs

>>40171913
What do you look like?

>>40171535
that is definitely why i feel in love with clown
that and im a broken bird chaser

>>40171921
sorry avocados are a texture thing and mayo is gross

>>40171908
speak of the devil

>>40171945
but more chad

>>40171942
least autistic cg poster i love you matoeable you're so valid

>>40171693
Wow, is that you? Let’s chat. :-)

>>40171913
Don't detransition. You're only going to troon again anyway, but now you'll have grown more manly.

>>40171693
Damnnn sexy af

>>40171962
i love you too <3

>>40171941
does she know you're in love with her?

>>40171986
no
also im overstating that a bit. it's just a crush.
and i couldn't have told her because i only realized myself last week sometime
but i probably would now if i could, because i think it's funny

>>40171952
what

>>40172000
does she know you exist?

>>40172000
who are u??

>>40172005
we're talking about being in love with you and shit
>>40172008
yea she does

>>40170306 (OP)
I am the happiest I’ve ever been

>>40171968
>>40171976
yeah women are so beautiful thats why i should be a man and marry one and have children and save the latinx race
>>40171970
i have strong mentality. if pariah the doll became a man again i can do that too

>>40172024
no one could love me now

I feel like I'm never gonna find love, all because I'm trans. I'm 30, no bf or husband. Meanwhile my older brother is married and has a daughter. I just want a guy to love me, for me.

detransition or become a malebrained surgeryfueled bimbo
you call it

>>40172034
Was there ever a time you think you deserved to be loved?

>>40172023
i wont say publicly that would be too embarrassing. id happily say in private
>>40172034
yes they could you little moron
and literally that right there is a big part of why i don't. like i said, "love" is overstating it; it's just a crush.
you are genuinely very annoying with that shit. but you're cute and i like talking to you every day.

>>40172030
That was just as stupid.
>>40172034
You're way too hard on yourself, x_x.
>>40172048
I understand it feels that way now, but you will. Don't give up, anon.
>>40172061
Bimbos are hot. So do that.
I'm not sorry.

>>40172048
30?

>>40172084
Lying aint helping bro

>>40172048
it hits me 'cause there’s someone i’ve been falling for too, and she keeps backing away like she’s unlovable. but i see her. every version of her. i wish she could see what i see the softness, the spark, all of it. i’m already here, loving her as she is. but she keeps thinking no one will.

feelsbadman

>>40172048
all the 30+ chasers want the young dolls

>>40172084
me tomorrow being a man again

>>40170306 (OP)
Yes

>>40172062
no but when I was still kinda a twink there was hope
>>40172065
u don't know what I know and have no idea what I look like, it's true idc what u think.

>>40170543
Sleep is the cousin of death

>>40172115
but the young dolls don't want the 30+ chasers

my depo shot was set for the 17th but they moved it up to tomorrow. I'm gonna go off the rails with this one might even get fired.

>>40172137
see? so goddamn annoying
every time you say something like that i just want to grab you by the shoulders and shake you until you shut the fuck up
or maybe the throat

at what age i stop being a young "doll" (im not cvnty enough to be a doll)

>>40172160
k

>>40172118
is that mr beast

christ
maybe i shouldn't even bother telling you
it's not like you'd believe me

>>40172164
as soon as you turn 30 you stop being desirable to everyone

>>40172171
It’s nick fuentes

>>40172118
You will never be a man.
>>40172107
I've only told one lie in my time on this board.

>>40172177
ok i have 8 years to get groomed by older rich guys

>>40172172
idk u think I talk to that many people? but whatever crush u have going on would evaporate if u met me, so.

>>40172165
and you know what else? it's really fucking rude of you to call me that shallow. Like i couldn't possibly ever develop an attachment to anyone who isn't a supermodel.

>>40172183
>You will never be a man.
cope seethe and dilate at my 856 ng/dL testosterone level

>>40172165
hi xx
i have an otter today. the hands kinda freak me out

no dooming. i am god

i wish i were a ftm femboy

>>40171905
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40172115
Fuck it I would happily date a 40+ trans girl

>>40172194
lmao, yeah that's what I thought.
>>40172204
rly? what about this one?

too old to be a doll
to young for 40+ chaser man

>>40172192
i have no idea how many people you talk to not sure why that matters
and maybe it would but it's not your place to decide that for me. but you think it is so you'd never let me meet you anyway

>>40172227
Ibisher leikim tee sealaddoeables manddoeables absoluerly soim

i iwsh i could be an architect but thats rich people job in my country. or you need to graduate from the top 1 university. and even that sometimes u cant get job if you dont have connections and a strong surname

>>40172227
i love that paw, so chunky
im imagining it going splat as the salamander plops it onto your palm

>>40172227
what??

>>40172243
you can always study it and move somewhere else

>>40172237
it means I know ur one of like 2 or 3 people who actually talk to me lol, and like I can already rule out the one who doesn't post here

>>40172294
well whatever. like i said i dont mind you knowing i just don't want to say publicly.

>>40171148
>>40171148
new

>>40172250
it has to right?
>>40172257
yeah I was actually just calling u shallow ur right

>>40172261
meloni fucked my plans

>>40172308
actually thought it was someone else until the dm desu

i just bought my tranny gf discord nitro as a gift, is that a good idea? do you think it will make her like me more

yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40172327
yeah

i dont think i can take it unitl 2026 for gaysex

>>40172325
you're still free to move anywhere in the EU

>>40172326
oh i thought you had me muted
anyway yeah i was flirting with someone else the other day and she said "wow i cant believe im getting anarya's sloppy seconds" and i was like "???"
apparently she thought i was "in the pursuit stage" with you. which. lmao. i wouldn't do that to myself
but after thinking about it a while there is actually a term for finding someone attractive and liking to hang out with them and talk to them every day.
so
here we are.

i thought it was a fart but i shit my pants

that was not me i think scat jokes are weird

>>40172379
good post, thanks for the insight kiria

>>40172048
Is this common?
When I talk with cis women they generally passively waits for me to be dominant and do everything while trans women literally rush up and suggest marriage upon few dates?

>>40172332
Good morning, wulfim, how was your sleep?

>>40172394
stop LMAO

>>40172379
hey babe

>>40172387
you aren’t the only boymoder and it really happened

can we have a babymoder flag? For the diaper wearing gay babies

>>40172423
i know but i have a reputation to sustain

>>40172429
we already have the chaser flag

>>40172435
BASED

chasers are cowards

>>40172377
wait do they think I'm a transbian too??

>>40172451
It's true!

>>40172451
I am brave and with a heart full of gold

Where can I get a needy, slightly possessive trans woman that writes her name on my penis

>>40172451
i did 3 tours in afghanistan but ok

>>40172469
trannies don't do slightly possessive

>>40172473
how old are you?

>>40172469
i can only do entirely possessive sorry

>>40172473
did the zionist states of america give you your free camaro at the very least?

>>40172469
i could try but in the end im not as psycho as u would want to

>>40172485
1989

>>40172397
ittoes wassry alreettoeable matoeable Ibisher deeny dreaimicalim assro absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40172453
nonono she knows you aren't talking to me so she assumed that was related. that i fell in love with you and it grossed you out because you're straight so you blocked me or me something
like i said i didnt realize myself until she said that so i literally couldn't have told her about it beforehand. apparently the way i talked about you just gave her the impression that I had some sort of feelings for you. which is very disturbing, but i chalk it up to just being sad that i cant talk to you which comes off as lovesick if you dont know much about the situation.

>>40172497
How psycho are you?

yeah I'm brave.... I shot at defenseless hajis....

>>40172507
>the way i talked about you just gave her the impression that I had some sort of feelings for you. which is very disturbing, but i chalk it up to just being sad that i cant talk to you which comes off as lovesick if you dont know much about the situation.
yeah ig it could?

>>40172451
I could beat up probably like ten wolves at once.
>>40172499
I had a dream but I don't remember it anymore. And same to you, mate.

>>40172511
not at all i could try to pretend to be one but i cry very easily and im kind of a people pleaser

>>40172533
it's an understandable mistake, i think, i just hope nobody else got that impression. it seems you didn't, which is most important, so im glad of that anyway.

in my general experience, the marines are the absolute gayest branch of the military, they love taking it up the ass

>>40172548
i have a gay friend who is ex marine

>>40172562
I know a marine who is an ex gay

>>40172548
a lot of bottom chasers or straight but will trans panic murder you chasers, grim

>>40172562
every single marine I know is a fudge packer, no exceptions

I fucked up my 20, can I still find the love of my life in my 30?

>>40172543
You don't actually have to pretend to be one, but can I cuddle you when you're crying?

>>40172598
This post could've been mine if it wasn't esl
And yeah wagmi, believe

>>40172598
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>>40172548
Which are the most chaser?

>>40172624
he killed her didn't he...

>>40172601
yes sure ofc its been happening a lot lately so if you dont get tired of it lol

>>40170306 (OP)
>qott
no, estrogen only did so much

hi cg i am so very hungry but its too hot to cook please recommend me cold recipes

sorry i had to change my window to another tab so i could see my build for ER im sorry anon did you miss me. did i miss any good chances to talk about how much i want to fuck dogs

>>40171000
I dunno I want to fix my dips as well I have a lot of fitness goals I’d like to achieve

>>40172640
never leave me again

Data mining this thread:
Do you use dating apps?
Which ones do you use/have used?
Which would you recommend for chasers/trannies?

i shouldve been born as an argentinian cisgirl they're so pretty

>>40172643
im sorry im sorry i felt terrible... please dont b mad im here now okay ill b good

>>40172644
i do but not currently!
ive used hinge, tinder, taimi, grindr, bumble
i would recommend taimi and grindr. hinge is full of serial killers for some reason. tinder you get banned constantly

>>40172640
bronya dogpilling the thread

>>40172644
>Do you use dating apps?
No.
>Which ones do you use/have used?
None.
>Which would you recommend for chasers/trannies?
No idea.

Glad I could help.

>>40172653
Whats wrong with bumble?

>>40172655
u gotta take the dogpill its the only hope for tranners

>>40172642
How men have been smothered by that

>>40172629
Not really.
He appeared on the news for marrying a trans woman and got in mass called a faggot
He is a Major officer in the US army

>>40172666
nothing in particular! the ppl i met on there were chill and fun to be around i just found it a lot of work for relatively little payoff. my experience is also a little out of date a lot of these platforms are pushing premium subscriptions WAYYYY harder than they used to be

>>40172642
tell me your secrets

>>40172677
wait its already a thing i thought i invented it >>40170753
fucking incels take everything from me

Is it true chasers don’t know how to tie a tie?

>>40172686
Dating apps are dying so they're trying to squeeze out any value out of 'customers'. Dating apps were a mistake and really fucked society up imo

>>40172633
As long as we get to feel the warmth of eachother and it helps you relax I'm game

>>40172696
mommy does that for me

>>40172696
True.
I am a blue collar worker

>>40172700
theyre really depressing for sure

>>40172595
That is so strange, why do they allow these weirdos to bring their fetish into work?

>>40172518
Goat fuckers get rekt. Also they are not defenseless they seek out conflict and shoot at everybody including their own, when not raping little boys

Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeables absoluerly soim

>>40172642
Damn, what are you're measurements?

>>40172702
iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf iwantabf <3

day drinking again

>>40172745
Tabf?

people dont know im trans or i have tits in my country

>>40172745
What a coincidence, I want a girlfriend

>>40172745
What is tabf?

that hikki feeling is back feels so good I'm never going outside again... went to go get red bull and I could feel it in the air it's impossible to describe but I knew

>>40172745
This was me recently

>>40172624
the army has the most tranners and chasers

>>40172748
whattoes yeeims hassry matoeable

girl its so confusing sometimes to be a girl girl girl girl girl

>>40172818
vodka

>>40172672
3

>>40170341
>come beat this fudge for me
You should enema before I come over tho, stirring the fudge is not as glamourous as it sounds

i should get my name changed already

>>40172739
I dunno I don’t really measure I have enough brain worms

>>40172850
i will when i become ap assoid

>>40172840
ikssry ittoes abisher voddoeables anddoes fruckim yeeims kinddoeable dayimenttoe matoeable

that song makes me nauseous

>>40172858
it's annoying having my legal name on my credit card and other paper work stuff when no one calls me by it

>>40172836
>>40172860
oops

>>40172858
Armour penetrating assoid?

>>40172856
Seems very big and soft

i feel like trans beans should pass better and be more attractive since they like girls and know what a pretty one looks like

>>40172848
i dont douche for chasers im a feminist

>>40172873
Anti-personnel assoid, I think.

>>40172886
I'm a misogynistic, I don't shower for trannies

>>40172882
they generally do and are they're just less appealing to the male gaze so chasers think they're bricks. it is what it is
>>40172893
win-win

>>40172883
LOL lookin me peekin in from the side
cheeky little fukr

hurting people feels so exhilarating

>>40172909
It can. But you probably mean that in a very different way than I do.

>>40172883
i told you to take me out of these

boymoding today

>>40172860
>>40172868
i like it desu lol im not a big pop fan but i like charli
>>40172873
>>40172865
no right if you pass ofc it leads to some weird situations you should change it nona

>>40172859
wulfim spiddoes i am unfortunately either too drunk or not drunk enough to engage with you

>>40172922
i don't pass but people are nicer than you give them credit for

>>40172915
you aren't in that one?

Ibisher wishim fer abisher viddoeable graimicalim tee playimenttoe absoluerly soim matoeables

>>40172932
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

Instead of a hikikomori it's a stickykomori and it's a trans girl you lock in your home and she's sticky because you cum on her and don't let her clean herself

>>40172949
im doing this all on my own

>>40172856
https://discord.gg/BGGdRASS
You're a certified baddie

>>40172957
give it a rest already

love in transition

>>40172945
i would feed you grapes or strawberries or something like an animal

>>40172945
Outer Wilds is really good.

30+ non passing khhv trannies <3

i deserve a husband

>>40172981
yeeims tee animalim orimisty mimery tee animalim

>>40172989
ittoes nottoes matoeable buttoes thmearkig yeeims

>>40172990
omg me!!!!! haiiiiiiii <3

>>40173002
LMAO you're so fucking based matoeable

>>40173003
Hi baby ready to get married?

>>40172990
lol based

>>40173010
every day of my life <333

>>40173009
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40172957
I don’t really use discord but not for any reason other than I’m a recluse and have anxiety with conversation so I tend not to

im a transexual

im just bronya
i hope thats ok

>>40173061
no

>>40173080
i see. this is the one thing i was worried about. not really sure what to do now

I love Meemaw

>>40173100
sorry

>>40173042
you should make one and hmu I can cure that anxiety and reclusion.
be a brave little toaster for once

>>40173117
meemaw used to be hot but now she's walled

gooning rn

>>40173155
sleep well!

>>40173155
to what

>>40173191
baby tiger... so cute

>>40173202
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40172990
Actually? What’s your discord

>>40173164
danke
>>40173185
t4t boymoders

>>40173297
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173297
His claws are creepy.
>>40173002
How dare you, it's a beautiful game.

>>40173350
surim ittoes jisty nottoes abisher guddoes graimicalim matoeable absoluerly soim leikim allim walkim simulattoeables matoeable

>>40172995
Why?

>>40173152
evil post
meemaw is precious

>>40172856
Goodness gracious I think I am in love

>>40173361
It's so much more than that.
But fine, what have you enjoyed before? I will recommend something similar.

>>40173350
mean

>>40173378
tee gayimenttoeable pruzzlims deeny realim addoes matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher playimenttoeable tee manyish thimggoeables tee realim naimicalim matoeable ittoes simperish tee jisty sayimenttoe thimggoes fer mimery tee moggerattoeables orimisty nottoes absoluerly soim

>>40172856
Well you're hip to waist ratio is crazy, you look really good.

when can i graduate from boymoder to twinkhon

>>40173417
you need at least 6 credits in hon science related electives

>>40173417
whenever you feel ready! we're all cheering you on

i sat next to the town boymoder on the bus again today. some day i will make my move

>>40173407
Okay uhhh maybe Fallout 4? It's kind of old by this point but I still really like it.
>>40173398
Well, they are. This little guy has cute mitts though, much better.

i feel like i am watching star wars and i’m the only one who doesn’t speak wookie

>>40173524
howimisty deeims yeeims hassry soim baddoes tasttoeables matoeable Ibisher gladdertims yeeims wenjoyimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173544
Alright then nevermind! No suggestions for you! The nerve...
>>40173561
Is this a bat or some kind of koala?

>>40173579
Ibisher appreachattoeables yeeims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173432
>>40173440
i think i will fail my tranny final exams :S
>>40173499
>the town boymoder
lmao i hope no one here talks about me like that

>>40173589
even if you're worried ur gonna fail u should still sit the exam, right? thats what i think anyway

>>40173587
Oh god, don't summon her.

>>40173499
This reminds me of the time I was taking a bus from work to home and a 40's/50's woman kept making sexual comments towards me and I was trying to ignore her and she was like "don't worry I don't bite darling"

I think she was drunk or something

>>40173621
Ibisher deeny neeims whoimisty matoeable

>>40173589
she's always wearing the same hoodie and jeans with her hair in a ponytail and it's so obvious. it makes me feel like a shark that's just smelled blood

i should just go to thailand to fuck rich chasers instead of wasting my time in this thread

>>40173631
Jennie. Her discord handle is "being nice having fun" but with no spaces. She has some kind of alert system set up for it and she's always pissed when people spam it. So saying it "summons" her and that's a bad thing because she's always in a foul mood.
It's just a joke, though. Your picture won't have that effect.
>>40173638
Damn dude talk to her or something.

>>40173684
how do you hit up a stranger on the bus without seeming like a freak? how do you hit up a girl who seems to be trying to hide that she's a girl?

>>40173618
you're so kind bronya i need to get a bronya friend irl
>>40173638
>the same hoodie and jeans with her hair in a ponytail
lmao that was me last year and this year until i got a haircut

>>40173700
>i know what you are
and then just stare at her until she cries

>>40173704
LMAO im sure you'll find one we have nothing if not each other that's what transition is all about

>>40173704
it's summer now but she's still wearing the dark hoodie and jeans every time i see her. it's so painfully obvious... and she uses very feminine scrunchies for her ponytail. and her skin is visibly so soft. god i want her so bad

>>40173542
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeables matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173684
ohims thattoes interesttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173700
I'd probably just sit next to her. Maybe you come up with something to say, maybe not. But you've said that you see her a lot so you have more opportunities. If you keep doing that eventually you'll have a conversation and you'll be able to gauge her interest based on that interaction and then just go from there.
She's definitely shy so the key is go as slow as you reasonably can. Definitely don't just walk up and ask if she wants to go to dinner. Build up to that, make sure she's comfortable talking to you first and a date will seem less scary and more enjoyable.
It'd be harder if you only saw her once, maybe even impossible. But with repeated encounters you can become an acquaintance rather than a stranger and that'll make things a lot easier for both of you.

>>40173700
If you're cute you can approach them how ever you want, girls only think guys are creepy if the guy is ugly.

>>40173730
i have no idea where to find a tranny friend irl who will stand my 4-tranny ass and wont cut contact with me when i say "passóide" "eu nunca vou ser uma mulher" etc

>>40173783
do you think i'd be on this board if i was good looking?

>>40173791
Maybe lol. I'm here and I'm not ugly.

>>40173771
i feel like i’m having a stroke trying to read this

>>40173674
I'm going to thailand to bang lady boys, not you

>>40173791
im hot and sexy in the same way as a big mac
>>40173788
LMAO its just trial and error it definitely hard filters some people but a lot of people can see past it we're not so different from everyone else its just about getting over the worms this place gives you. which is just part of living in the real world instead of the internet

>>40173542
The trick is to only just barely read each word and you can get enough pieces to figure out what the rest probably is.
>>40173722
Oh, no, nevermind, do this. It's never failed me.
>>40173783
That's not true, "creepy" isn't all you have to look out for. You also don't want to be too intimidating. Even if she thinks you're hot the idea of a date with someone she doesn't know can be daunting.
>What would we even talk about?
Shy girls would almost prefer to date someone who started out as a friend.

>>40173812
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173791
yeeims beautiflim whenry yeeims smilim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173813
trump won. we don't need you anymore. we have based femboy chasers and thai chasers.

>>40173829
Hey now you don't know that. What if he has a horrible smile?
(I'm kidding)

>>40173839
>based femboy chasers
Yes, we love rach don't we folks?

>>40173779
it's hard to justify sitting next to someone on a bus that has empty seats elsewhere. it'd come across as very aggressive

>>40173845
weeim kilimenttoeables anddoes eattoeable heeimisty absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40173851
who is rach

>>40173856
nta but he's the unapologetic sex pest femboy from /b/ who comes here now

>>40173867
another sex pest femboy... my turf is under threat

>>40173867
maybe femboys are what we need to rid this thread of the transbians

>>40173821
Right, you can't act like a complete douche lol. I usually will only hit on people in the proper setting, for example a bar or club, in a bar girls are expecting it half the time they'll just come up and start dancing with me.

>>40170306 (OP)
im down 6kg, also back up significantly in muscle. soon i will look like reg park

i would probably voluntarily sleep with rach but i'd feel hollow and empty afterwards

are gay bars a good place to get hit on by chasers?

>>40173897
the seedy ones, yeah! the really clean-cut ones usually don't let as many of them in tho

>>40173883
he's literally only here for the girls. he IS a transbian

>>40173875
How am I a sex pest I haven't bothered anybody today?

Right. Back from work. nearly came out as trans to my coworker: didn't.

potato chips hit different when you're drunk at noon

>>40173912
damn right bitch. im the only sex pest around here.

>>40173853
Maybe but you have to start somewhere. Your alternative is just hoping senpai notices you.
Just ask her if it's alright if you sit there first. Odds are she'll say "yes" even if she doesn't actually want you to, so you can't really trust that as an indicator that she's attracted to you, but giving her the choice will make you less scary either way.
>>40173855
I'm so sorry - please let me live.
>>40173894
Many such cases.

>>40173905
i want a nice man not a seedy one tho

>>40173934
hmmm in that case you might be out of luck. you could try women?

if a man came up to me on an empty bus and asked to sit next to me i would probably cry

>>40173932

mimery merceyim shallry beeims savim yeeims ferim yeeims owimittoeable missryim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173946
yea i wld probably assume he was either a sex pest or about to try and kill me

>>40173941
you sound like my youth pastor

>>40173946
>Waiting impatiently for this bitch to stop wailing
"So?? Can I sit here or not?

>>40173960
people tell me this a lot

>>40173960
how old are you

>>40173964
if someone got angrier after i started crying i would kms on the spot

>>40173978
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeables allowimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173957
This is important, I forgot to mention:
Do NOT kill her when you're sitting next to her that won't get you anywhere and could possibly close that door for good.
>>40173955
Thank you, I will not squander this life you have spared.

Watching "The Fall Guy" rn. great song. I wish there was gay porn of Ryan Gosling.

>>40173992
>possibly
you're a real romantic... thats beautiful anon

>>40173992
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40173975
30
>>40173987
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING! sorry

>>40173978
LOL I'm joking, hopefully that's obvious. If some girl started crying because I wanted to sit next to her on a bus I'd probably go straight home and never take a bus again.
>>40173987
Wise words.

>>40173814
i will go around lgbt places in my city shouting /tttt/ terms and words until some girl comes talk to me
.
today is my injection day but im not feeling like doing it today so maybe tomorrow

>>40174009
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeables matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174011
worbboeables

>>40174011
that’s really real. i would also be devastated if i made someone cry
>>40174017
take you medicine now!

>>40174017
dont fall into the trap i did that yesterday and i still dont feel like doing it today. learn from my mistakes

ogh agh
there was a mouse in the stairwell of my apartment building two floor down
oughaugh

>>40174073
diddoes yeeims builddoeables ittoes abisher housim matoeable

can someone please translate for me i want to understand

>>40174111
they asked ppl not to translate so ill respect their wishes but you can figure it out with a little time! just be patient and keep trying i didnt understand to start with either

>>40173995
I liked that movie.

>>40174086
im drunk enough to understand now i think

>>40174111
Focus on the front half of the word and the phoenetics, matoeable.

>>40174028
>levimenttoeables
I still can't figure this one out.
>>40174111
Wulfim has kindly requested that his or her pasts not be translated. I'm sorry but it's up to you to decipher.
>>40174086
Of course not, don't be silly.

it makes me dizzy when i try to ;~;

*posts

>>40174111
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174121
howimisty manyim finggoeables abisher Ibisher holddoeable uppry matoeable

>>40174136
Ibisher shallry beeims silimenttoeables absoluerly soim

>>40174117
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

you are all fucking with me

>>40174142
The messages aren't for a queer deer to understand, it seems.

I refuse to try and translate. I'll just let the mystery be and have fun. Linguistics ain't my thing

>>40174177
i like trying to read his posts by vibes only
but like bronya said im starting to just pick up on it naturally over time

>>40174153
Hey I didn't say to do that. I did say not to be silly but I didn't mean it. Be as silly as you want.
Also that thing you said to the drunk guy would work better if the picture had any fingers in it at all. Just saying.

>>40174168
Neeims, onnry Ibisher abisher matoeable.

>>40174180
they're really fun to read once you get the knack for it i always look forward to them... but im always a sucker for that kind of thing

i barely understand english i wont get that shit

i hate being excluded :(

>>40174185
howimisty darimenttoeables yeeims yeeims silimenttoeable bilimenttoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174209
How many cute animal pictures do you have exactly

>>40174209
Alright, alright. I'm only still here in case busanon had more questions but it seems he's gotten enough advice to work with so I'm going back to work. No need to tell me twice.

>>40174206
>>40174197
>>40174142

fergibberattoeables anddoes accepttoeable yeeims selfferish matoeables absoluerly soim

>>40174217
nottoes enuffim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40174153
three?

>>40174226
hassry abisher beautiflim wayimenttoeable withintee yeeims kinddoeable wayimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174239
neeims matoeable bettoeable drinkim somferish mre

>>40170306 (OP)
Bottom chaser lives matter!

>>40174227
Impressive collection so far however. Got a good eye for the hedgepogs.

>>40174257
we're gonna kill you lil bro

I give up trying to translate I have no idea what she is saying
>>40170306 (OP)
No and will never be. My self hatred drives my workouts

>>40174260
Ibisher lubbrattoeables hoggerables matoeable thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim Ibisher attempttoeable tee nottoes becomtherish abisher avattoeable faggoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174275
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

We're gonna end up dividing the general into cool and better people who can understand and the rest.

>>40174261
Been thinking this for awhile

>>40174287
>avattoeable faggoeable
Lmao this got me good. You're doing a very good job so far I think.

>>40174307
Ibisher appreachattoeable yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40174287
Yes I get some but I’m far too dumb to understand the entire thing. No need to respond I will not know what you say

need to make an honest woman out of a tranner

>>40174276
this i understand. thank you

>>40174287
>avattoeable faggoeable
you'll never be one to me. cute animals are for everyone

>>40174341
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174325
being so upstanding that my chaser bf’s parents are ironically somehow prouder of him when he brings me home

>>40174287
>>40174341
i lost my image AGAIN how does anybody use mobile 4chan without crying screaming

i just received a package of things for my dog but when i got out to get the package from the woman she asked me if i were [my mom's name] while seeing and hearing me its so over she was making fun of me 100% sure bc i look like a fag

>>40174318
Yeah no problem. So who are you anyhow? Why here, why now? Trans I presume?

>>40174289
don't make me feel worse on purpose that's mean

>>40174360
bro. bro

>>40174362
i hate you so fucking much

>>40174360
ribboes matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174366
Ibisher wulfim spiddoeables Ibisher wassry invittoeables Ibisher wassry missim imaggoeable boarddoeables Ibisher abisher blokim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174261
Grow up

>>40174362
you could just take this as a positive experience, confirmation that you do look like a girl

>>40174372
Alright you can join us on the cool and better side too.
>>40174406
Interesting.

>>40174419
that’s not how baby boymotor brains work

>>40174424
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174393
>>40174419
im in pajamas (its winter here), with a totally wet hair bc i just washed it and using my male voice lol
it was a woman, she was just woke probably and didnt want to "misgender" me and be transphobic

>>40174428
we were all there at some point

>>40174424
do you mean it?

>>40174406
yeah i had thought you were from last time, was a little funny to see people thinking you were trans lol.

>>40174442
yeah

>>40174453
lol the elephant

>>40174442
no
not all of us
>>40174441
omg stfu

>>40174441
pretty sure they don’t care about misgendering in brazil

>>40174431
Thanks! You too.
>>40174450
Of course, anon. And then you'll be cool too.

>>40174441
You guys always seem to think people are way nicer than they are. I basically live in Wokistan and people are happy to misgender all day every day.

i got misgendered at work for the first time yesterday. during june no less…

>>40174527
Hate crime. Did you kill them or are you a huge pussy? Just checking.

>>40174453
Ibisher emboddoeables abisher beautiflim spiritualim matoeable wichim Ibisher shallry admittoeable absoluerly soim buttoes Ibisher suspecttoeable thattoes jisty teeovish refinim hunttoeable instincttoes absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40174499
whattoes yeeims deeim teedayimenttoe matoeable

i would like to keep wulfim spiddoes as something like a garden hermit.

>>40173579
it's a greater glider, kind of possum apparently

imagine having ever not been misgendered at work even once in your entire life

>>40174542
Nothing much, very Wednesday kind of day. I'm probably gonna bounce out of here in a second though to hang out with some friends. Way too hot out so just playing some random video games. I'll see you around though I'm sure. Have a good one!

>>40174557
Ibisher would like to treat him gently buttoes i fear i was not blessed with much gentleness absoluerly soim

>>40174557
Ibisher vertiblim guddoes attoes kilimenttoeables attoes tee gattoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174570
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim hassry abisher woimddoeable wayimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174557
I was thinking in a very big jar with a nice little exercise wheel and plenty of water.

>>40174557
i want to give him a huge library and a telescope and internet access up in the top of a windmill or other such tower next to my house and let him read and write all day and send him homecooked meals by pulley system on nights when he wouldn't like to come down and eat with me

>>40174589
yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40174609
thattoes beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

I want one

>>40174481
>>40174488
>>40174512
its not like that IF i were well dressed or something like that i would think "hm nice maybe i will make it" but im really bad dressed rn so it was just for well manners/education etc i wont doom the thread tho i just thought it was a funny anecdote

>>40174620
<3 Ibisher cheering yeeims on absoluerly soim

>>40174636
Ibisher appreachattoeables yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40174631
you are aware that cis women all over the world can wear pajamas, they can dress terrible, they can have wet hair, they can forego makeup
it's like you've never been around a woman before
just take the W, no need to doom about it. Try to feel good

>>40174541
huge pussy u-u

>>40174648
is this what's wrong with you?

>>40174709
i think i pee more than the average person but i also think i maybe drink more water so it might even out

guys i think i have bpd what do i do

>>40174742
you know what you have to do.

>>40174735
have you tried corking it? best thing i ever did

>>40174757
take every pill in my house and text them again?

Damn you are all way more autistic than me to be entertaining a gibberish language spammer
I aint learning allat

>>40174781
like the peenar?

>>40174819
i mean i think its ok to cork whatever feels right. love is love

>>40174818
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

that's right, y'all ain't allowed to call me autistic anymore
I'm normal

>>40174790
any course of action is as good as any other

>>40174840
that's not advice :(
i wanna be normal
how do?

>>40174871
eat broccoli

>>40174885
tried that didn't help
what else ya got?

the only cure for bpd is a bullet to the head

>>40174818
huhhh its not like studying it you just naturally pick up any language you're exposed to right? this one is way faster than normal bcs its a cant its straightfoward once you get used to it. i just wish i could write it as easily as i can read it...

>>40174924
so what im hearing is i should just text them again and maybe tell them i love them even tho i hate them rn

>>40174910
cauliflower is good too

>>40174924
jisty fergibberattoeables anddoes accepttoeable yeeims selfferish matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40175017
yeeims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40175059
yeeims maddoeables fer beautiflims anddoes tee beautiflim issry maddoeable fer yeeims absoluerly soim matoeable

clown is communicating with wulfim on a deeper level than any of us could manage
direct animal-to-animal image conversation
truly stunning to behold

Anyone have any tips for understanding wulfim?

>>40175088
just have fun and be yourself!

>>40175081
issry ittoes clowim piecim matoeable leikim tee touim holim

>>40175088
smell them

>>40175102
sluggerables