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Pride Weekend Edition
QOTT: What are your plans for the weekend?
>>40195156 (OP)what's with the shitty op pic
>pridewhy the fuck would I be proud of taking dick up the ass and down the throat, or if being a weird in between looking man with long hair
>>40195199wear black tights with a skirt and take selfies for us
decided to go through some textbooks to relearn subjects I skimmed through in my youth
I forgot, but why are they all like 1500 pages?
starting with general physics, general chemistry, and general biology
>>40195293yea true bestie
>>40195296yea true bestie
I'm kind of an idiot, like I'm supposed to know all this stuff, but I just pretend I do
so might as well add it to the rotation along with everything else...
>>40195312ty bestie, god speed in all of your endeavors mhm
>>40195340Could you do me a favor and cry a little for me to please me
I am gonna go to a public gay event and then go clubbing. Ohh and I guess I am also gonna go see me mom and that'll be super weird. Ohh well. Maybe I will also try flirting with someone. .
>going clubbing for pride month
enjoy your AIDS
>>40195417care to extrapolate?
Laguna is the most boring trip ever
>>40195431>that drawing just why
like
???
>>40195472u never just feel like that
honestly flipping thru a chem textbook made me think of when edie said she wanted to go back to school and get a science degree or something
I wonder what happened to her, maybe she finally did it and reinvented herself...
>>40195365I mean, that's not included in the package, it will cost extra mhm
>>40195370sounds fun honestly, I was thinking of going to a gay art exhibition but don't know who to ask along
>>40195415>>40195417awww, someone gave you tears after all, or are you thread enemies? I can't keep up...
>>40195509reading your post made me think of when Edie made Sam Hyde suck her princess wand. he was the "Dollface Mafia" in this thread btw
wtf
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>>40195537honestly, most of my memories of the old days are vague like a bad dream, I thought dollface mafia was kayla tho
>>40195502no absolutely not
>>40195537nah she did that fr? that's naaaaasty
I wanted to fast today but my mom bought a buffet of random Asian stuff so ig I'm slowing instead
>>40195600>it's real https://archived.moe/lgbt/search/text/sam%20hyde/username/edie/
amazing how low edie went lmfao
what bimbofication does to a mf
>hystrionic troon tells many times she fucked a "celebrity"
what a proof lol
>>40195573Kayla and Sam yes
eddy
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>>40195674many spergs died to bring us this information
>>40195695maybe the real transition was the troons we made on the way
The real transition happens when you give me 1000 dollars
>>40195415>fucks randos on grindr and eats feces
>>40195744Finally someone with a brain
>>40195672meta-attraction is the final stage of terminal AGP. there is no HSTS
hey poog you should see if sam hyde is willing to degrade you or something
>>40195695>a weird but nice guyI dont think she got that people thought he was legitimately gross, both inside and out
Im PS/2 if anyone cares. Only real ones will get the meaning.
>>40195765no one cares no matter the subject
>>40195780But you always care
>>40195586I've got some crying key frames somewhere... if I can find them...
>>40195656>>40195672I mean 2012 would be back in the /soc/ era, so iunno if she was even on regular e at that point or presenting full time
>>40195680really makes you ponder, huh?
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>>40195798Can I lick your tears
Should I have some kimchi
I'm having oxygen and water
>>40196002Wow thanks for the permission anon
>>40195549ur mean
>>40195575o-oh...
>>40195744never eaten poo, nice fanfic tho kinda weird
Man if only paige was as easy to kick out as grendel
Grendel is a positive addition to the thread
>>40196035you literally described the greasy texture as one of your exes pulled out of someone elses ass and shoved it into your face
also please stop posting gore you disgusting fucking subhuman
>>40196069I'd take grendel over pooge any day
Why can't Paige be like her namesake (Schrodinger from Hellsing Ultimate)?
Why does she have to look like Mr Bean?
& why is laguna so ugly s m h
>>40195575post post bran in mtfg, she's too good for this place
>>40196071that was against my will and it was out of my butt not anyone else's
>>40196114Why don't you get killed on your own will
Seeing my gf who lives far away and have my ass spanked and eaten
>>40196060sounds like a job for nomi
>>40196150Get nomi in here right now goddamit
>>40196114>>40196071staaaaaahp im gonna puke sob
>>40196114but you did eat shit and hook up with randos on grindr and tell other people they probably have aids, and post gore all over a blue board but even banning you isnt enough for you to take the hint and fuck off already
>>40196165gore? it's just cute stuff
>>40196193Ew physical closeness with "real humans ". Yikes.
Like srsly imagine having a j*b and a s*c**l l*f* and a p*rtn*r you've.. s*x.. with. Srsly.
>keeps sabotaging every opportunity at it
>>40196351I'm a neet for an amazing reason.
once i knew someone so unhappy that they convinced themself happiness wasnโt real
Once I knew someone so tired that she's about to fall asleep but shouldn't so she's just going to mess around all day until it's an acceptable time to sleep
>>40196425i knew someone like that too. she's literally me
>>40196436Any tips I'm almost passing out atp
>>40196443coffee + heavy sativa is what i normally do
>>40196457More?.. I already had 2 energy drinks and what is a sativa
I wish death stranding 2 was on PC, I really looked death stranding 1 but I can't just go out and buy a PS5 rn
>>40196463oh no, don't mix coffee with energy drinks. that's how you get caffeine poisoning. sativa is the kind of marijuana that gives you energy and a head-high. but i'm guessing, if you don't know what sativa is, that's probably not the route for you. do you watch anime? i like to watch stuff that's vegable but also has a lot of movement to keep me awake (jojo e.g.)
>>40196193rapist trannies are the worst
>>40196512I mean I could watch one piss but the experience is kinda crappy on my phone. Idk. I feel like I'm already asleep and my body is just moving anyways.
>>40196580What do you want
>>40196559how old are you, and are you american? if you are indeed in laguna, literally walk down your street that i can't even afford to touch, and ask the first college-age rich kid you see for addy
i want to take smthg else
>>40196590Who names themselves after things like that I'm from Spain
>>40196623I don't got no fish but I can give you uh a hamburger or ice cream
>>40196600>Who names themselves after things like thatamericans. i've heard there are some big party towns in the south of spain. you might have luck if you're in that area. otherwise, idk. go for a walk? go to the beach/lake/stream/public pool?
>>40196643When I'm tired I get really pissy if I do any physical activity and I think I'd just drown if I tried to swim now
It's okay anon some wars are hard to fight..
>>40196653Yeah the sociopolitical state of Asia is pretty weird
it could be worse but itโs not that great ngl
>>40196690It should be great it is very sad that Europe is pretty much the only well enough organized region while having probably rje most boring culture 99% of the time
pedro gaming to max distracting himself from his depression and not worrying about life as a neet cause mommy and daddy pity him so he just sits all day at his computer playing shitty no skill games because he's addicted to skinner box treadmills so he can not feel like a life failure loser
Oh no.. who turned off the light.. and took a quick show3r... this is tookozy.. no..
One day I will create a weapon of mass destruction and exterminate all life on earth
>>40196768trannies and megalomania go together like terfs and child molestation
>>40196774Give me your name you're on the list now
>>40196793I'm gonna keep a few people alive to witness how I destroy everything so they can feel the biggest despair ever felt in the history of humanity. And also the last painful emotion to ever be felt by a human.
>>40195156 (OP)IM SEEING DJ SMOKEY THIS WEEKEND
>>40196807oh please, do you have any idea who you're talking to? if schopenhauer and the anti-spiral had a baby, it's me
was going to go to pride this year because my therapist told me to but I stopped seeing her and I find the whole queer pride thing obnoxious so I may go camping instead.
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>>40196842me too, kid. me too. why so tired?
>>40196858Sleep schedule really bad
>>40196522if they're pretty and tall it's hot
>>40196729It doesn't work like that you hole.
>>40196865stop shitposting/playing vidya until 5:30
>>40196881I di that because the sleep schedule is bad...
>>40196891so how do we fix your sleep schedule? can we? do you have a job with shitty hours?
>>40196948lol he has no job or friends or anything other than a lack of self discipline keeping his sleep schedule the way it is
>>40196970why are you misgendering her? i don't keep up with tripfag drama
>>40195415No one said I was going there to get laid. I just go there to wear girl cloths and dance like a Barbie girl. I'm not a whore anon.
theres a house party at my place tonight and i really do not want to go nor be here when its happening. but i do want to party. is it a bad idea to go out on my own and look for somewhere to have a dance and such
>>40195415clubbing is fun and pride is fun. sorry thats just true. gay clubs are like two fun things at once especially during pride
>>40195370have fun!
>>40196998this post reeks of hand sanitizer and greasy autism
>>40197032As a someone with avpd, i would find a way to escape hope no notices i wasn't at the party.
>>40197288i don't mind dipping out like i'm just gonna wish the girl i live with happy birthday and get her a bottle of something nice. maybe stay for a drink. then head out. just don't want to hang with all her friends is all. i won't be considered rude for leaving
What do you ladies think about guys who rapid-cycle between being viscously transphobic and then absolutely fawning over trans women and crying, literally weeping at their โtragedy and beautyโ? Because thatโs my dentist. Iโm a cis straightoid but thatโs exactly my dentist for my teeth. Thatโs what heโs like and about.
>>40197560your dentist is a repper
We gotta do something about the Pedro problem guys cmon let's thinktank this one
Iโm swimming too fast in the internet soup and my thoughts are now moving too fast. Awawawababa.
>>40197753She's basically a vile mixture of Valentine and Kat, but really ugly. She's never going away. Because if she did, we would "win" in her mind. We just have to wait for her to get bored. I suggest ditching this place for a few years until a new roster of youngshits replaces the current trips. The thread is cyclical, perhaps they'll be less annoying. /mtfg/ died in 2022
>>40197839the "ditch this place for a few years" advice is never amiss
My parents got divorced and also now Iโm fuckin sad and fuckin fucked up in the head. I smoke only the finest cheese for real.
>>40197839be nice to our old hags
I wish my fridge would explode, killing me instantly. But really folks Iโm scared of dying. I wish I lived in a big brutalist building where I could frown in peace until one day Iโm killed instantly by my refrigerator exploding even though Iโm still scared of dying.
>>40197993maybe, but I don't talk shit
>>40198144saying people suck for talking shit is talking shit?
>>40198327seems like something an abusive person would say. like how dare you judge character for bullying people.
>>40198455all i see is that you talk a lot of shit
I like how mtfg is Laguna's video game blog now. I actually prefer this version of the thread instead of the Germoid spam era.
i am surrounded by estrogenized geeky beta males aka trans wo(men)
>>40198513Um that's my gimmick.
>>40197083I wash my hands with normal soap a lot for I am a germaphobe. I am autistic though.
I could use some fat high melanin dick right now. Tiny white peckers just canโt compete fr fr
I don't know if goona even likes dick if we're being real about ourselves
if we were being real about ourselves, we would all detransition and stop doing play pretend
She seems genuinely asexual unless you're a big bewbies milf or a 0/10 troon.
>>40195156 (OP)it just came to my attention that youre all playing yourselves and kat won
getting paid for the big commission today yay
>>40198887could be but no
itโs not only the syntax itโs the timing too
the screen is talking to you a n o n
the thread with 6 daily unique (L)users is getting peyoped by feds.
Back to our dicord bunker ladies!
>>40199000we are in the walls
fr, getting rid of the IP counter was sus
place would be a lot better if blobby, paige & pedro would just ACK already
>>40199034i like paige but i would sacrifice her to get ride of the other two
>>40199020Tfw no wall gf why lives
>>40199050F marry kill- fuck laguna, kill paige and blobby, marry Laguna.
>>40199064kill blobby
fuck pedro
marry paige
:/
love sosa....... love sosa....... o end or no end........
i canโt marry pedro, he's just too stupid and vapid, he makes me feel all alone
at least you can talk and joke with paige
>>40199096sounds like a midwit is trying to cope
hi pedro
Why be a fake larping loser tranny when you can just be a based femboy? Are you guys retarded or something?
>>40199105There isn't a single person on this website who wants to marry page besides nomi.
>>40199109You're not me, child.
>>40199124i donโt want to marry paige, i just want to marry paige more than i want to marry pedro or blobby
i want to marry...
no i canโt say..
>>40199124no shit you dumbfuck but it's fuck marry kill, out of those 3 marry paige is the right answer
Ik you love me but this is derangement atp
>>40199178Do you really want a wife who asked you retarded questions like
>"should I eat this grape or should I eat this pill?" >"should I cut or brand myself with a swastika?">"do you think my dad finds me attractive?"I'd rather have an apathetic wife who leaves me alone but has a fat joosy sex body for me :7
Pedro what's your gameplan in life? You just gonna roomrot until your parents die and you get an inheretence to continue roomrotting?
>>40199212What's your plan posting about me until you get a new person to obsess over
>>40199189welcome to /mtfg/
>>40199208the dad thing would be annoying but anything better than having to deal with a younger version of chris chan yes
I can one hundred percent guarantee you all that Blobby AKA KaliAura has not been posting here for at least two years. He died by suicide a while ago, I heard the last thing he did was harass some of you on Discord. Seems one of you pushed him to actually do it.
So whatever monster you people have been calling "Blobby" all this time has yet to reveal itself.
>>40199212If her parents die, sheโll be fine. There are plenty of opportunities for her out there.
>>40199236This is just a psych ward man
>>40199255yes itโs not the same person we know
+fucking based i hope its true
whats the pic btw
>>40199233I don't obsess over you. I'm not the main pedro posters, but I do support them.
>>40199263then, why r u here
>>40199233you post here all day every day and night. if everyone ignored you, would you even have a will to live?
>>40199261>There are plenty of opportunities for her out there.she canโt even make a single relationship works for now so about taking opportunities in life lol....
>>40199279because he's an autistic stubborn male and if he leaves then the rest of us win, and he can't let that happen. he legitmately cares about that, that's how down bad he is at life.
>>40199281Everyone that posts here is on and off all day like me difference is they don't take a nap and the whole thread is talking about them
>>40199308he also prefers bullying than pure isolation imo
>>40199308I couldn't care less about the say 4 schizos that have made me the focus of their life
>>40199324I could go anywhere else and make friends in a moment
>>40199273that pic doesn't look like something Anon would answer questions about O_o'
>>40199300 Mono lives alone, trapped in her own head
>>40199308true facts fr fr
>>40199308This is 100% accuracte post
>>40199321We cycle, actually. A few days here, a few days there. The only ones who truly no-life this place every day without fail are (you), N*vy, Paul, and K*t.
>>40199243She's only 5' 1" and the rest of you sky scrapers can't understand how rare it is to find a girl who actually passes. Paige is an overgrown 30 year old shota who wants you to be his parent.
>>40199255Blobby #1 is Kali aura and he posts in passagen, alive
Blobby #2 is the 'blobby won' poster and is mtf from the UK.
>>40199423he doesnt pass for shit lmao
Pedro has a male skeleton and skull size, plus his personality is aggressively masculine and highly autistic
The second he opens his mouth and and awkward gay man's voice starts droning on about gacha and cartoon animals with large breasts it'll make it obvious to anyone who hasn't already been tipped off by his appearance that he is male
Historically speaking has there even been a moment where I was affected by the pedroposters? Generally lolcow milkers are there due to getting a reaction but I don't even remember ever giving one
>>40199423Fuck it. I'll be Paige's dad.
>>40199456And why do you have like 6 copypastas come on man at least post some recently made ones don't mealprep harassment
>>40199423Blobby 2 is Carol, yes we know.
>>401994415' 1" bruh. If we were in public together at a restaurant or shop, no one would suspect that we're not a cis couple.
>>40199470Well just like her real dad, you should not have sex with her and ignore her lol
>>40199485Okay then. Milk me. Go on.
thread drama just isn't what it used to be, nobody is dying or getting evicted because of someone else
then again spamming lukewarm and made up drama to get ppl to leave has never changed, the one constant funnily enough
so in other news, what is everyone up to this weekend?
>>40199512I'm scheming a plan to rape you in your sleep.
>>40199503He messed up by calling me out in a flag board, and I could see he really is from the UK like the screen caps suggested. Explains the obsession with racism, Nazis, Americans, and texas, carol is an Ameriboo who likes texas.
>>40199509oh I'll milk you, let me swallow that girldick and enjoy the magic
>40199525
thatโs the best/only joke he can do lol, did it several times before
>>40199527Carol is indeed a /pol/tard and we love her for it
>>40199543You forgot about something. Your mother.
the lack of self-awarness in pedro is astounding. he just will never get it
>>40199525what a peculiar thing to say, you know I'm like 60 or something and washed up, right?
>>40199543have to stick with the classics when in doubt
>>40199568Now I'm switching plans to a romantic dinner.
>>40199508too bad peege doesn't like younger guys
>brooo where's your self awareness? we're supposed to pretend to be normal on 4chan and then murder erp and pewpu peepee in discord like a normal person
lol losers
>>40199579jamon, some spanish wine?
hatsune miku playng in the back ground?
>>40199594Paige was talking about hooking up with cis women and ftm recently dude, she'll fuck anything.
>>40199602I was thinking more stealing French culture for romantic ambience like every fancy restaurant ever but sure. Except miku I hate the voice of that stupid bitch. Kaito mogs.
>>40199600Very male eyes - dull and beady. Can't fix those.
>>40199600who tf is this uggo creature? yikes
>>40199620interdasting.............
>>40199620Smashing pooner puss is some real bro shit. They got the tighest gash out there
>>40199635>pre-hrt twink Carol on the right WOULD
>>40199635He was so bang able looking like that, a little retarded femboy holding his autism sign. Ugh sigh
I've the velvet room theme glued to my brain
>>40199665That's post hrt. She just cut her hair shorter and tirnt up like that
Take a a taco break Pedro you deserve it big guy.
>>40199701Does she still have short hair?
>>40199713Idk she doesn't post pics here anymore afaik
>>40199702poor guy condemned himself to have lose skin at not even 20...
personally i think we need millions more more
"doctors and engineers" here
They don't even tacos in spain they're not Mexican like we are in America pshh
>>40199736we need to see your milshake is what we need yo
>>40199620no I wasn't
there was a guy on grindr whose wife wanted to watch while he fucked a twink and I almost went for is
never would've had sex with her, at most I would've been ok sucking his dick together but nothing between me and her
you're always so off base trannysucker
>>40199736it was always weird that we always needed poor people too sell and shill shit for the rich people that use scientist and engineers
>>40199736I wanna dance with you like that scene where Vito dances with the guy wearing a leather vest and nip piercings.
>>40199762i mean even rich people consoom too. thatโs why they wear and drink overpriced shite while driving their fancy cars
Guys no you're meant to be talking about me.. no.. pls.. taco taco..
>>40199736Gotta increase the labor supply to keep the proles worthless
>>40199758You lie repeatedly fuck face. Stop talking to me.
>>40199780yeah but im just saying it sucks that some people were destined to be poor to serve the rich.
but then again its a weird balance, that just works
but then again i dont really know
>>40199792What do you want to talk about Do you watch Invincible
Pedro unblock me on discord you fucking coward faggot
>>40199748im drinking orange juice atm sorry no milkshakes :(
>>40199776you taking that blood pressure medication again anon?
>>40199794(You) will own nothing and be happy
>>40199794depends on the value of things such as silicone and all types of things like sulfur and just about anything that makes anything
precursors. all those things have value and dictates the value of what ever is made with it
I often cope saying I hate people. But I do want an old partner. Just for the wisdom boost.
>>40199820I have medications and I must ree.
>>40199802yeah it sucks and itโs been like that since the beginning of the first human civilization. some people are destined to be born slaves and others are destined to be born rich. i wish we can all be rich trannies and sniff coke on yachts
Pedro doesn't watch or do anything that doesn't revolve around his anime or gachas that autsitic males obsess over
>>40199811donโt feed him. he only gets stronger. notice how gets pissy if you ignore him and we all just enjoy yourselves without him
>>40199000You're kidding here but it's true. There is at least one fed assigned to this thread at any given time. Because Neko posted this:
https://archived.moe/lgbt/search/text/school/username/neko/
>>40199811I like this meme
>>40199795you're literally lying about shit and I'm correcting you
darvo tier behavior
and tifs never even entered into it,I would never want anything to do with one as far as sex goes
>>40199758C'mere Paigey girl I'll be your dad (age 22)
i want chocolate but i dont want to be fat like *****
>>40199897I remember she wouldn't listen to any of my advice, and kept trying to pursue a degree in busy admin when I told her she was a stay at home housewife type that should be seeking a husband and baking brownies. Sad. People should do as I say.
>>40195156 (OP)>QOTT: What are your plans for the weekend?Same as the weekdays. Being a lone NEET, chilling in my room. Away from society and the monsters that linger in it. This is how humans were supposed to live.
>>40199929Someone psyop this one into wanting to be fat
>>40199951its ugly and gross
>>40199945You're right. I remember she used to discuss her cooking with people here. It's sad she's gone.
>>40199915You said you wanted to eat pussy too.
It's REALLY CRAZY that the person who stalks people and spies on them can't tell the TRUTH about themself!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!!!!
neko was a bot and the owner simply disconnected it
>>40199946absolute fire plans
>>40199929do it start sheen maxxing
>>40199977I said I would consider it if a guy I was with wanted me to, there's a big difference
and who tf do I stalk or spy on?? I've been stalked by numerous ppl, Doug, Nomi, Blobby, etc.
>>40199968It was so sad to see because she would make a huge meal like for a family, and then have no one to share it with. But she was completely stubborn about her educational goal, even though it was obvious to observers that it wasn't the right fit. She could of had a man loving her and just being thankful to have her in his life.
>>40199999I'm not going to continue this. Your favorite subject is you. And by telling you what a piece of crap you are you're still getting something out of it.
>>40200004she knew she could never have the kind of man she wanted to have without a lot of money (and surgeries in her fantasy) thatโs why she didnโt give up to be a housewife without trying to pursue a career first
>>40200026my favorite subject is gay sex actually
>>40199946that just makes you a schizoid
>>40200033That's right. I don't get it, like being miserable and alone is better than having this 4chan fantasy of meeting a rich straight bodybuilder yada yada. Some people here be sucking off Fryman that's how real about it they are lol..
ig i shouldn't have used that post to joke about navy. she'll get excited now about getting a mention.
>>40199988>absolute fire plansI agree
>>40200049Call it whatever you want bud, Ita safer in here then out there. The outside world is cruel and violent, why would I want to go out there? to get bullied?? No thanks.
>PS5 is $500
>death stranding 2 is $70
>$600+ to play a sequel to a good game
sobbing and shitting myself, this is so sad
>>40199982neko is a junkie now
>>40200115Goddam just wait until it's on pc
>>40200122pls gib juicy real infos for once
>>40199982Sounds like nomi the gun toting pedo pony rapeman! Hi nomi!
>>40200124a port have even been announced yet
plus I loved playing ds2 when it was new and all the interactions with other players building roads and liking stuff, it just won't be the same
very horribly depressed
plus monhun wilds has been pretty starved for content
it's so so over
I could play some lies of p dlc but it's too intimidating
>>40200130is that some sort of boomer game
>>40200158Wait a year and it'll be on pc
2025
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>>40200131The Law of Equivalent Exchange
>>40200182but that's an entire year away
>>40200069At least Fryman was a solid twink. Years ago.
>>40200196That's not her.
>>40200204There's a billion games to play you already have
>>40200122She turned the gun on herself after posting that.
>>40199988>sheen maxxingoh man kope is the sheen suipusher! SAD!
>>40200209This gen probably has an alternative idea of what a twink is, like the American definition of a 30 year old guy who is 200 lbs but his hair kind of shags down over his forehead. Ack!
Anyway that pic is terrifying. Later yall
>>40200216no
>>40200263malding lol
Forrest definitely is not a twink though lmao
>>40200227that would have been all over the news
>>40200263And what are you into, short teens? We like our tall boyish hunks over here in McMerica, thank you.
>>40200232who is that, Laf?
>>40200277Someone posted an actual image of a corpse in this thread and you think a selfie is terrifying. Sometimes I forget how young you posters are.
>>40200339who was it?? i want to know
>>40200339baka zoomers didn't grow up with gore links on neopets forums smdh
>>40200352Trips come and go. Sometimes trips from this thread meet up with each other. They shouldn't do that.
>>40200158The kids don't know frogger?
>>40200369im dying come on
continue
>>40200369do you have any mental illness diagnoses
>>40200376not a kid
I think it's vaguely wondering about crossing the road?
>>40200415When I said "the kids don't know frogger" that doesn't mean only literal children, just young people generally, zoomers
>>40200438I'm 31, cope old man not everyone knows your arcade cabinet games
>>40200450Well young man they should, they should be forced to learn about my cultural zeitgeist, and there should not be new things.
>>40199635carol still looks like this
>>40199665>>40199686gay chasers weird vibe carol is dating pizzle
Are you really going to Japan?
>>40200470>young manu can call me boy uwu
>>40200482Is pizzle a guy or a girl?
>>40200494I don't like that
>>40200507william hill employee
>I'm 31 old man
Having a yikes and ew attack over here
>>40200555They need to be at least 15 years older
>>40200576Spazz is virtually the same age as the 'daddies' he's chasing now.
>>40200555Did they ever find out how that build is possible
>>40200600Hey I'm that age! 30 is young! I'm hip and with it!
>>40200600>date guys 20 years older than you>hurr practically the same ageare you diagnosed with any mental disorders?
>>40200624Ask Jade on how to obtain such physique
>>40200678mtfg is just Mean Girls but replace all the actual women with 30 year old autistic gay men wearing girl clothes
>>40200624Can you date her and take her out of here?
>>40200627You don't post 50 year old guys as examples of what you're attracted to. You post 30 year old guys dim dum.
Alright girlys a cute multicolored banana and a sporty look with fishnets or hair out with knee socks with the same shorts shorts sporty esc look? I could also wear a skirt with option 2 .
>>40200760juMp Off A Bridge
>>40200720IDK I post pics of hot guys, I'm not saying guys in their 30s can't be hot but a hot guy in his late forties is hotter than a hot guy in his early 30s
salt and pepper hair is really sexy and the way older guys hold themselves and are more mature and a little fatherly but not in a word incestuous way but like a warm comforting guiding stern way
>>40200771What's that pic about?
>>40200775He at least looks like he's in his 40s probably early forties, I tried to tell without seeing the face. But that would make him not old enough to be your father lol like a 40 year old guy can't have a 31 year old son. I think maybe you're thinking back on when you were a teenager and guys that were fatherly figures to you were like in their 30s and 40s or something. I don't know.
>>40200768No (you) bitch
>>40200780This doesn't answer my question :(
How cum there are no raccoons in raccoon city
>>40200801it's about philosophical chess debates
>>40200868They're probably all infected abominationa?
>>40200885Marie at least has a fat chunky ass. You got nothing scrub.
Blobby and Lagoona are like 80% of the problems minimum in 2025 /mtfg/. We gotta figure out how to get these faggot retards to fuck off
>>40200923that would imply for them to have lives outside of this place, itโs not going to happen anon
>>40200887no, i never left my edgy teenager phase just like every manchild here
>>40195156 (OP)Why is it easier to have sex with cis women as a tranny than have one as a friend which makes me safe and secure? I don't want to be scared of being thought of as a man-thing behind my back by the same people who want to fuck me.
I don't know why, but, being openly a tranny when i don't need to isn't making things much better than before.
I don't want to become the bisexual tranny who only talks to women if its a relationship thing, but i can't seem to feel comfortable enough, and safe enough to have a true friend.
I'm not even sure if thats some sort of lesbo brainrot experience to feel that kind of anxiety, or to be comfier near men as friends. I don't even get why nor how it happens.
Men are fucking enigmas to me, i can't understand them, i can barely hold conversations about anything except superficial shit, i can't read their social cues, nothing.
Women are easy, i get it, conversations are fluid, i have great connection, i know what people think, i can read the cues, everything makes sense to me, yet, why do i always feel anxious and afraid of betrayal?
Shouldn't be around people whom i can truly get make me feel safer?
Why does only men make me not scared of being thought of as a imposter?
Why is talking and befriending women so easy to me but i can never feel safe on a deeper level?
Among all my irls there isn't a single woman who makes me feel safe and comfortable, there's plenty of women into me, there's people who console me when i'm sad, who insists on spending time and doing things, but i can't feel the safety and comfort i need with a single one.
I'm losing my mind hoes, i don't know what to do at this point.
>>40200923u need to pull a blobby and get pedros info and share to his swordgroup club (papa & mama) to let them know what he's up to all day in his mancave.
>>40200887no im in a detox/withdrawal induced silent hill world
slowly becoming a shadow
OMG it's just like in my favorite animers!
Nick why are you here. Scram man
>>40200950Its bcuz ur not a real woman and its not going to change lol
>>40200947It's never too late to make some positive changes in your life. A little bit of positive change at a time can make a world of difference. Getting around more mature people can help pull you up to where you want to be. Good luck.
>>40200976Still pretty anyway. Ok gotta run take care and flush the bumzos kit, they're a dead end street and I'm 5 years clean from that shit and my body and mind are in a healthier place.
>>40200947I have, you should grow up too
>>40201013can't flush it must taper for ages or ill die
>>40201095leg0oner I drank coffee and Iโm sleepy now WHY
also umamusume sucks. sorry not sorry
Mono absolutely won. Anyone who says otherwise is just in denial or doesn't know their mtfg history
muramasa doesnโt suck though
>>40201124ไฝใใใใใฆใใ ในใกใฏใใณใใผใ ใ
>>40201161I meant ใใณใใผใฏใณใ obviously. Autocorrect again. Wow.
gonna watch piggu gammu now fully knowing it sucks
hatewatching is fun
>>40200976U should get medical treatment big blud don't force yourself to suffer
I'm gonna spam porn and doxx people
>>40201278how have I wronged you
I dont think he deserves better. People must pay for their actions
>>40201273Noone can doxx you if its public information
>>40200976comfy
u can make it anon
>>40201283you piss in my cereals everyday, metaphorically
>>40201210squid game
>>40201261I rather not go through that again
plus it's hard to find psychs that do long-term slow taper, esp here
not really looking to have to take keppra for the rest of my life because i was rapidly tapered and seizured myself into braindamage
Who the fuck IS OUTSIDE MY DOOR WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO PPL KEEP TRYING TO SCAM ME OR SHILL THEIR BULLSHIT
5
md5: 7f1a310d5dc2622c7ba5080d74b4b0c9
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that's twice in one day that the squid game has come up in separate threads
curious
did the fucker disapppear from my door yet
>>40201285you piss in my cereals everyday, physically
I'd pay good money for either of these manly men to cum inside me
>>40201356the final season came out today :))
>>40201300i think i'm good, everyone who i want to find me already did
>>40201465Yikes. Eat a burger.
Poodle looks like a lesbian and that's why you guys (male) think he's hot.
>>40201438Do you believe in life after love
>>40201500That sounds like a game
>>40201474/thread
Energy drink and Adderall are not nutrients babe
>>40201528Fr. People always skip their microplastic macros too.
>>40201512the first thing you think of is video games. I WILL KILL YOU DIE DIE DIE
DO u play anyding besides gacha
>>40201474nowadays i'm much bigger than that pic, don't worry, thus is a current pic
pedro u ever put donuts in ur taco shells for a taco dessert?
>>40201558Not lately actually I only play gachas for a bit daily I can't focus on a game proper while I'm trying to spend a decent amount of time studying
>>40201565Wasn't there a taco ice cream in America? I saw a yt video bout it
>>40201545Lol. Not Me I'm American, it's sussy and borderline fascist to not eat plastic here.
>>40201563Good. Now get naked.
>>40201482oi m8 dont insult Thom Yorke
>>40201563You look like my gay friend
>>40201584god dad shut up
>>40201582There's nothing more patriotic than chewing plastic straws for breakfast.
>>40201591I wonder if they're good I think the only thing I've had that might be Latin American esque is burritos
>>40201569>studying YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sorry chuddie but I only talk to REAL geeks
>>40201622Pokes you annoyingly
>>40201595Top kek that lad
>>40201615i would let you chew my straw for breakfast hermana
>>40201569I can't play Gachas anymore. They all are made by greedy bastards and the story is always just drip fed with some subpar gameplay. I hope all gacha games DIE. I like looking at cute pictures of Genshin characters still doh least these Gatcha games have character designs on lock most of the time,
squid game tranny honvoice issue triggering me but ig it's fine since the character is played by a cis guy
>>40201482lol
>>40201591Get it if you want unless you want me to dictate what you eat and force you to eat off a dogbowl
>>40201639most gachaslop is horribly overdesigned desu
Does he only exist on discord? The archive only shows a single post from 2021.
>>40201584are you a big boobied angel?
>>40201602i am your gay friend
>>40201615yeh it's just seasoned meat and sauce in between a heated corn disk
>>40201634No
>>40201639Not all of them, some of them are just abt the gameplay or have good game play and story like pgr. N they don't need to be super f2p friendly and give you everything as long as they don't spam you with offers and monetization. Go play limbus
>>40201640Yeah
>>40201661Well maybe when I get a ba maybe
>>40200775only gud post in the thread 2bh
yo fucking hindubis tho?
idk how draw dog face gud. it came out all tex avery toontown n shit lol fuck
>>40201664I don't know if I vibe with the wrapper I prefer my meat raw
>>40201644how do you know he's not a repper
>>40201648you eat out of a dog bowl, not off of it
>>40201669hott, you don't need a ba
>>40201655Lmao. Poodler is in his high tower watching us, knowing all. Shhhh!
>>40201669Sheesh chica, such a grabbable waist, and you're a tiny little thing I would look like a giant standing next to you
>>40201683Because of the bra. There's practically nothing there.
>>40201671looks like an elephant a lil bit
>>40201678says the virgin lol
>>40201692bruh he's like just barely not a teenager why are u such a creep
>>40201709ya with bat ears lol.
the nose is 2...nosey.
why r ur doodles so painful latley? r u still sober? or clean or whatever
Guys let's all doxx paige
>>40201693the perfect size fits inside my hands
>>40201651This is sad and true. Genshins characters look great and pop out while the overworld and npc look like some fucking dogwater.
>>40201669I don't think I will play either. At its core both games still lock their characters behind banners and that is my core issue with these games. You have to keep paying to experience updates and all the different ways to play the game and sometimes wait months to pull for a character you want to play. It be one thing if they just charged for skins or something like good f2p models but if its a game I gotta pull for characters I am not about it. I would rather spend money on cute cloths.
>>40201692Starting to think he doesn't exist. And I've been here 8 years.
>>40201723ty
>>40201729idk I've just sort of gotten through the glow of starting rehab and now I'm back to just being sober and depressed
still looking into yoga teaching but it's confusing so I'm going to ask the yoga person next week how she did it
>>40201734The perfect size at least has something to grab
>>40201745That's just hoyoverse gachas lmfao 99% of modern gachas don't do the bs of locking away characters to their banners forever and give you way more currency than genshin ever does, on pgr you could get every char for free easily, same w tribe nine (dead.) And with limbus you've a buffet of characters to pick if you pay like 12 bucks for 2 battle passes aka like 10 months of them
>>40201770ur gonna b the yogi?
I wish transgirls existed irl. Dating cis women sucks because i'm never truly comfortable.
It's sad that I've to undo the damage hoyoslop did to the gacha community. Hoyo games are known for being greedily than the average gacha.
>>40201774Hmmmm well I have been burrned by more big Gatchas then just Genshin. When I was a dumb highschooler I played the worst of them all' Dokkan Battle and wasted more money then I care to share atm. Maaaaaaaaybe I'll try one of them to get my fix but I have been enjoying Stirnova as of late. Its like tf2 but 3rd person and anime girls.
>>40201812you have a very blobby figure
>>40201812Why do you play gachas?
>>40201805yeah I think it'd be something I could do well
I used to teach martial arts and coach some other stuff, so I know how to lead a class like that plus the philosophy is interesting and aligned with martial arts and Buddhism and even how I practice shibari
small classes would be great though
>>40201821Dokkan is slop for db fans (me). I played a lot of db legends too until the pvp got too p2w. You should try smaller ones made by more passionate teams. I think p5x, reverse99, limbus, gfl2 would all be good choices to try for a bit since they're low time commitment and mostly story while the story tends to be easy to beat.
>>40201825Blob
>>40201835ๆฅฝใใใ
>>40201806??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3HyqQamn-o
>>40201858You should teach me Japanese while i stare into your eyes.
>>40201858Yaaaaaa I know it was slop but I am such a DBZ fan to the core and it was a weird part of my life where I was susceptible to slop like that. I played dblegends for a month and it felt somehow sloppier then Dokkan somehow. I really just need to stick to the small ones like ya said..I tried Genshin cuse people said it was good and I did like it for a lil till the midgame where ya really want characters but hoyo greed. Does Limbus have a good story someone as autistic as me would get into??
Why are people surprised pedro only plays gacha? They're made for low IQ retards. There is practically 0 skill in them, it's just skinnerbox for male autists addicted to anime. It makes entirely TOO much sense why that's his thing.
>>40201891ใใ ้ฃใใใใ
>>40201910Limbus has the best story in any gacha. Simple as. But the gameplay is shit. So it ends up being all about the story and little else unlike most gachas where the gameplay tends to be pretty fun. Try it still though
>>40201934Being hard is good, it takes longer, means i get more time with you.
>>40201942>Being hard is gooddad
>>40201852yeh cud prolly make a decnt living in that.
i gotta stretch more my flexibility is shot
>>40201934Is the turn based combat really that bad though?? I mean I am a sucker for turn based rpgs but idk if I just wanna watch a movie. I'll still try it though. I also went on steam and saw Persona 3 Reloaded on steam is on sale so I kinda wanna play that to now haha.
>>40201942็งใๅฐใใพใ
>>40201956It's not like a turn based rpg. Imagine if in a turn based rpg you got skills randomly from 3 diff ones and had 6 people fighting and you had to clash with coinflips before hitting anyone and the
It's complicated look up a video. P3r is a good choice also. P5x is gonna have a colab w it in a year apparently
Being into women but realizing cis women really, really suck feels so bad, i wish trans women existed irl.
>>40201949i'm 27, most of my irls are moms, being a tranny is good, i avoided the trap of parenthood.
>>40201950I'll be a yoga instructor/gamedev/writer/cognitive scientist one days it's gonna b great
>>40201956it can be comfy
you should play smt strange journey, and not the remaster. it's really enjoyable
>>40201980>็งใๅฐใใพใWhy are you in trouble? do you feel tempted?
>>40201999ใใชใใใๆฏใใใใใใใ ไปใง่ฉฑใใญ
>>40202011I meant it like I'm at a loss because I don't know how to decline.
Where's the ccp hag I need corrections
>>40202051i don't mean unironically that i want to learn it, i'm bored and chan is a passtime
>ใใชใใใๆฏใใใใใใใ ไปใง่ฉฑใใญgoogle translate isn't helping on this one
>>40201980Kinda reminds me of 100% OJ where you draw moves from a deck and attacks are decided by a dice role. I will have to look it up more then I have. Funny enough I have never played a Persona game in my life but I love the person who did the soundtrack for the remake and I am autistic and think I gotta beat a game before I can just listen to its soundtrack. So have been meaning to play it so I can listen to the music more but my cheep ass did not wanna pay about 70 clams for a remake of an old game even if its got graphically overhauled. Just feels like a crime ya know?
>>40202003Long as its comfy it be a good game for when my brain is to fried from work to commit to much. I have always wanted to get into SMT so I'll have to look into playing that to. I just need something to escape just watching mindless yt content >_<
>>40202081Well I'm at a loss I'm pretty sure I said it right but it doesn't transfer to translators
Maybe ใใชใใใๆฏใใใฎใจใใ ใกใใ works idk. Too much difficult for me. ๅใใใชใใ.
>>40202097Just pirate it. P3r got "cracked" due to its demo so it's playable. I was considering going for it.
>>40202124I guess the implication is that i'm friends with your mom, as in i'm old.
Girl, are you like 18 or something? i thought you looked mid 20's
>>40202142No I was going like "You're friends with / know moms? Let's talk now." And I'm uh 21 I think.
>>40202132This may make me sound like a pussy but I have not pirated a game in about 10 years maybe ever since my IP started getting pissy about it. Is steam unlocked still a good site?
>>40202175Use fmhy.net to find safe sites. But personally I don't use anything other than cs.rin.ru
And just use a VPN to not be scared ig
>>40202184Ahh ya guess I could just use some basic vpn to swipe it from there real quick. Ty for all your help and insight tonight :D <3
>>40202223No problemo amigoes
is calling Chinese and Korean letters "QR" codes racist?
>>40202244Hangul is fucking peak. You're not only r*c*st but also dumb. Hit the books now.
I'm not defending Kanji though. It's only easy to read but makes everything else way harder. Hangul mogs.
>>40202258fucking retard sperg
>>40202276ใฏใฝใฌใญ้ใใซ
hi
i don't understand why cs.rin.ru is considered safe. anyone can upload a crack, they might enforce strict policies against malicious content. but who actually audits the uploads to ensure they're not malicious. i just run my pirated games in a vm with pcie passthrough, it's isolated from my local network.
>>40202244it wouldnโt make sense because theyโre not even visually close to QR codes. if you wanted to be funnee, you would call them ancient hieroglyphs.
Pic was the last thing my ex gave me before we broke up.
>>40202157>You're friends with / know moms? Let's talk nowMakes more sense now, i think. But also like, yes, i'm 27, my irls are my peers, they're all 25-30's, so, most of my friends are moms, while the few men i'm somewhat close with are absolute fuckups.
>I think.how can you be unsure of your age
>>40202314Picrel looks cute. N do people really have kids at just 30? I feel like that's too young. And I'm unsure of my age because I need to check it and I haven't yet.
>>40202300Thatโs why you go on the piracy subreddit. There are like thousands of 3rd worlders on there to complain if an actual virus is detected on certain sites
>>40202097pretty sure in p3r they removed the Ken dating option LMAO
wild that it ever existed in the first place
>>40202340Yeah? ppl usually start adulting when they leave 25 because theyโre not in school anymore and realized that theyโre stuck working a 9-5 for the rest of their lives after some years at their new job
>>40202394Very sad. People should have kids when they've time and are actually mentally prepared.
>>40202348yea but in 2025, with techniques like memory evasion, dll hijacking, and dns over https becoming widespread u need to be an expert to determine whether or not your machine is compromised
need a hot guy to rub his erection on my asshole
>>40202429what are you trying to dl? why not just buy a copy?
>>40202352Congrats on making it this far
dude i can't remember the last time I checked here and it wasn't filled with pedro posts. get a life you sad little faggot good god
>>40202452why does it matter i'm broke i can't afford all of these games half of them i already own
>>40202340people get kids at 17-19, most of those moms i know have kids old enough to be on school
>>40202394on most countries its heavily split between people having kids pre 22, or post 27, 22-27 is quite barren, so, probably people who decided to go through higher education and career advancement.
>>40202414thereโs no such thing as time when you grow up. youโre going to be working till you die unless you become a housewife to a rich guy or a military dude
ใใซๅๅ
Same same but different
>>40202508That's sad.
>>40202509Then no one has kids simple as. Humanity is saved
>>40202508idk what country youโre in but im a westerner. most people here have kids when theyโre around 25-30s
>>40202531my parents had kids when my mum was late 30s and my dad was early 30s
>>40202531oh you sweet summer child, you'll be surprised when you see the birthrate statistics of europe and realize its exactly what i'm talking about.
Births are either on pre 22, or post 27, split almost perfectly 48/48, with under 4% of all first childs being 22-27
>>40202601Hey retard. Im not counting poor younguns who shart out babies casually. if you ever worked in a place thatโs not McDonalds, people have kids a bit later in their lives
>>40202649Do you rlly wanna see???
>>40202672Yes i want to judge you
>>40202678What's the score judge
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>>40202655>most people here have kids at over 25>well most people do if you ignore 52% of the populationfucking fantastic, straight man trannies sure are something to behold
>>40202696I'm literally John bypass idc
>>40202499if you don't dl cracked software you don't need to worry about malware.
>>40202577Yeah, almost everyone I know has kids around that age or they have kids in their mid to late 20s
>>40202697sorryโฆ but, Iโm just talking about people like you and me. people who work at an office and shit. if I had to include poorfags, things change A LOT. their lives are fundamentally different from ours
As a transwoman, I think we need to be more radical. Iโm tired of the constant push to cater towards heteronormative people who have no interest in ever fully accepting queer people.
>>40202740You are not in the 1%, you are poor, you aren't even in the 10%, and you're talking about the bottom 80%, its all the same.
Salaried dumbasses who make barely anything more, and work for a living have a intrinsic need to feel superiors to those without a degree, even while being together at the bottom.
Get a hold, you are all the same.
I need to stop passing out so often, there are still things I want to do before I die
>>40202786Like marry me for example
>>40202685>>40202721What was it i missed it bruh
>>40202760hell ya brother
>>40202802Ur gonna make me respam the thread w porn?? Rlly? Use the archive
>>40202300you read the comments lol like every other torrent ever
>>40202794she likes marines gooners, you'll need to bulk up first
>>40202829Alright
>>40202685 this one is very tasteful, ngl, the other one is trash
>>40202794can't I just draw you a picture or something?
that said, lets be honest, I would probably just doze off again and forget to finish it...
>>40202833Well marine sounds similar to marina which is my name so it works out.
>>40202785>le poorfag and middle class are LE SAME!!!!!you are so fucking retarded and blindly privileged. you never been to the ghetto before in your life. go back to your suburb lil bro
>>40202848Both are good actually.
>>40202849Draw a picture? But drawing draws drawings not pictures. You can do that if you want still
>>40202856the "middle class" is 6 months away from bankruptcy, the "poorfags" are two months away from bankruptcy, you just want to feel superiors and different.
i think it is really based and fembrained to be always be at or above 89% credit limit usage
paige would you still come here if you had a bf?
i just got home from a silly night out. at one point some guy appologised for being in my way and his friend goes
>don't be sorry we're alpha as FUCK
and then looks at me and goes
>ain't that right sweetheart
and i wanted to vomit
>>40202867didn't say I would...
>>40202917like they have two months salary saved?
>>40202967crumbs...
>>40202958Paige would only leave here once his former best friend falls in love with him. Which is never
>>40202967i mean compared 2 us any dude is alpha...well physically at least.
but we're prolly better at like keeping doctor appointments n decorating christmas trees n shit.
>>40202967i never get tired of watching size difference videos between small white dicks and hung dark cocks
>>40203007You're making me mad now so I'm gonna hit you until you do something useful.
>>40203059fuck you faggotโฆ
>>40203067Don't speak to me faker
>>40203059might just go for a walk tbqh
someone is throwing a tantrum I guess
>>40203086stop listening to him. you might start getting addicted to breeding with brown men
Mono put a hit out on pedro use that tech money for a good cause big bro
>>40203089That's useful. Do it before I hit you.
when i start going 2 church again im gonna meet a nice man who will love me secretly and we will hang out and b celebate 2gether cuz no sins allowed okay? the cross is backwards in this grainy old vid? sketch...
https://youtu.be/bCABCTmAdfY?list=RDbCABCTmAdfY
>>40203096Please guys. This isn't fair. I don't post my ass in your gen.
dreem nice dreems.
no more fighting 2 much fighting everywhere
https://youtu.be/AYB5l-_nVkg?list=RDAYB5l-_nVkg
>>40203252hi. can i see ur tiny white pecker
lowkey i'm bricked up rn about to go squirt one out
>>40203281im stinky. listening 2 this church book thing by some old saint guy.
did u n woife get 2 move 2gether?
>>40203324this nice. hands r so difficult. also ur gay lol
>>40202958ofc she would lol she was in here calling trans/lgbt people pedophiles while knowingly dating an **actual** pedopgile
>show mum some of my sfw drawings>she thinks they're really good >show her picrel >she asks if I choke myself>no>she says she hopes not because it's really dangerousthis is why I don't like sharing things with her, because I just end up hearing how it makes her worry
>>40203333IDK I made him up but he's cute
maybe he'll be the commander character or something, though I borrowed some of the design from the red pilot
could be the red pilot with a different haircut and slightly different jacket
>>40203361ty and u too desu
>>40203471we broke up because he was a pedo
I hope you never end up in an abusive relationship where you have trouble leaving even though you know you should, it fucking sucks
paige just detroone man you'd make for a good gay guy but you're really bad at being a woman
>>40203492you waffled back and forth for weeks about potentially breaking up with him