Thread 40271852

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elon musk was so obnoxious that he got kicked out of a babyfur convention edition

>>40271852 (OP)
what's the safe way to get fucked by a grindr stranger without risking an STD and without using a condom or prep/pep?

>>40271874
request a clean recent std test, it would be better to have one of your own as well so its fair

Feet

Hiii, good afternoon

>>40270753
Thank you, Anon!!

>>40271851
O.O

>>40271886
I can't really afford a full panel STD test, those are like 200+ dollars

>>40271854
I'm strong. You're not.

>>40271896
condoms are cheaper

>>40271870
nice

>>40271907
how do you suck dick if he's wearing a condom?? or get cummed in?

>>40271863
I already feel at home in his space and he just tells things anyone would want to here but with the utmost sincerity in between feeding me & getting me off
>>40271872
he’s 36 and works full time as a financial fraud specialist $35/hr. I will continue to work because I don’t like being idle. someday he’ll just sit at my bar when he gets off work and we’ll be able to spend time like that when we’re not both off.

>>40271917
Just use a condom you fucking rtarded gonohole

>>40271918
have other guys you slept with previously become jealous?

hear** I’m delirious

>>40271934
what if I want to suck his dick though, I can't do that if he's wearing one

>>40271941
You don’t even know what you’re talking about unless you have a dick in your mouth

>>40271874
find a virgin

Why are boys so self conscious about their belly hair

>>40271937
I'm jealous rn and I've barely seen the fool's bush

>>40271937
my instagram feature post was direct messaged 5 times and I lost 6-7 followers the 24 hours following.

his room mate is also a hookup I had last month that’s how we met and it’s utterly annihilating him but we can’t help that we are falling- and he’s kind of crazy and sad. not my problem so to speak. the room mate needs my guy he’s tragic and in a fucked up way it shows his level of care. they’re not boinking just long time friends.

it feels like a Saturday

>>40271980
I believe it. I'm a believer kind of guy.

>>40271848
yeah it’s not worth risking imo, the chance of it being transmitted while bottoming can be as high as 1/50 and with a 20% failure rate that just seems like an unacceptable amount of risk

i miss my boyfriend

>>40272031
was he ever more fit than this?

>>40272008
im gonna separate them and its unfortunate the other guy is just really unlikable I was drunk when I met him and regret it. he is already a weight on our relationship.

>>40272046
thats me :3

>>40272031
jelly rolls
jelly rolls
nobody loves you

>>40272080
not trueeee
my bf loves me so much

>>40272048
Maybe you should ask him (bf)!to move in with you and that would solve the roomate issue.

>>40272106
I’m more thinking we’ll get a place together in 2-3 months and other guy will have to figure it out. I’m wanting to get out of my space but realistic. I do intend to propose to this guy somewhere special by the end of this year if it continues like this.

>>40272055
why does it look like something is written on your back? UG

texanon's going to find love this year

Dan is gonna find a bf and even marry before tex
lol, lmao

>>40272155
its scratched on the mirror

>>40272185
Tex is doomed to spinsterhood because black men don't believe in marriage lol

i will never say the n-word, because it's mean

I agree with sissyspacek

sheeza will be required to say the n word when we make love and I'll call her the f word

>>40272031
would

>>40272188
prove it

I miss Sissy, Cersei, Atmos, Blegma and Tankanon

imagine if karl marx was gay

Picture Lil Kim dating a pastor

>>40272247
All the same person, btw.

>>40272251
Marx and Engels hated gay men, and used to ridicule a gay communist friend of theirs in letters. They also hated Slavs and Jews.

>>40272256
if lady saw can become minister marion hall then lil kim can be a preacher’s wife

Why are male secretaries called assistants?

>>40272273
imagine if marx and engels were a gay jewish couple

>>40271958
I like to shave mine or at least clip it

>>40272281
feminism

>>40272281
same reason why male nurses are called doctors

Be honest would you I would not

May you all find love. Honestly.

Once you see a man cry after you made him cry it's basically over like you can stay together but it won't ever be the same

>>40272301
does he make u patriotic

>>40272301
why are you so silent about your uncle?

>>40272282
Ig the commune would be a polycule and they would sell arts and crafts on etsy and not really want to kill people.

>>40272301
Menthol Kermit the frog is not to my taste.

>>40272309
No he's a neonazi
>>40272312
Harr harr u say uncle fuck me so funny

>>40272301
I want to punch him so bad. I tried reading his stupid book when i was detox from benzo addiction and it made me feel so much worse, but it turns out he was on benzos when he wrote it, and then fled to Bulgaria to be put in a coma because he was too much of a pussy to deal with wds

Pooja, what is this behaviour?

why is transphobia called transphobia, yet gayphobia called homophobia? thonking

I never leave my house I order groceries to be brought to my door

>>40272345
Why? Do you live in a bad 'hood?

>>40272345
i’m going to lace the next batch of groceries you have delivered with metformin and it’s going to give you diarrhoea

>>40272307
Thank you CDC! You're nice ^-^
Do you have someone you love?

The boy bussards are salivating

>>40272353
No i live In an area that's very diverse and safe actually but I have social anxiety and I have stalkers
>>40272359
Don't do that :(

>>40272363
My friends, family, my pets, good people, and people who feel lonely and unseen.

>>40272401
where do you live?

>>40272335
it's about the inability to accept the reality.
the phobia isn't a fear of trans people. it's the inability to accept a sex change. similarly. homophobia isn't the fear of gays and lesbians. it's the inability to accept that two people of the same sex could be sexually attracted to eachother.

transphobia stems from transsexualism as homophobia stems from homosexualism.

in modernity we generally don't refer to gays and lesbians and homosexuals, but it happens. back in my day instead calling something stupid or gay they'd call it homo.

>>40272460
I'd rather not say.

>>40272494
Smart

>>40272460
Colorado

>>40272503
No one asked you

yeah... :/

>>40272509
You take what you can get.

>>40272494
i'm guessing Washington D.C. or Philly or even Detroit
somewhere where there's more blacks than whites

>>40272420
wood

be honest, are you a furry

>>40272547
Furries make me want to be violent.

>>40272547
I'm one of the few remaining furry haters. Yiff in hell, and all that.

>>40272547
Ye >>40272547
:)

>>40272547
only ironically

The wise describe the moon while the fools point at it

>>40272353
Hes being gangstalked

I only want to share the view with you.

>>40272563
you must be old as fuck

>>40272619
Weird obsessed posters need to be lynched

The wise douches the ass while the fools just wipe it

>>40272547
https://perchance.org/furry-ai
i wouldn't mind a furry bf

>>40272547
she can fix me.

i sometimes feel like my forehead looks like this

I don't trust people born after 9/11

>>40272624
>stretchmarks
it's over

>>40272624
have you ever lifted weights before? doesn't seem like it

>>40272667
Please don't. It reminds me of the pregnancy, you insensitive asshole. I will always be haunted by what could've been.

>>40272692
Heavy things scare me.

>>40272624
Nice

>>40272649
kek

>>40272725
Real question: did you have a skateboarding accident as a teenager and hit your head on the pavement?

>>40272654
mine does!

>>40272401
Aww that's sweet!
Sometimes I feel lonely but nice people like you make me feel better

>>40272547
I think the art is cute

>>40272547
beastmen

>>40272660
Come on iiiiin bigdickbitch dot com bigdickbitch dot com

>>40272547
furry shit is pretty silly but i get feeling like an animal when you are fucking

>>40272760
why are you so bitter off trip?

>>40272780
Did you not see where I specifically specified that that was a real question? You look like you live inside of your childhood bedroom while appearing to be in your 40s.

>>40272143
lmao 1 week marriage

>>40272818
He's Sick In The Head Sisters

>>40272805
It's called being poor and a third-worlder, hun. Isn't he from a mexico-like country? Colombia, Bolivia, or whatever?

>>40272702
whos now! don't forget your apron. don't wanna get burnt by grease splashing when cooking my breakfast

>>40272805
>>40272829
Real question: why are you so bitter and hateful off trip and why do you reply to yourself?

>>40272760
My best friend fell in love with me and tried to poison me. Then I self isolated and pretty much didn't leave my room for a year. I'm very open, but detached.

>>40272829
he's in the Destin Florida area

>>40272828
i wanna see it work out! dan invites gaygen to the ceremony! flowers! he and shiza makeup! forever and ever! ze end

>>40272829
I think he's American unfortunately.
>>40272848
You immediately transfer to off trip posting and snipe at other posters while off trip while thinking other ppl aren't smart enough to see what you're doing. Have you ever had significant brain injury? Please answer the question.

>>40272866
really i never got florida vibes from him

>>40272863
Damn thats grim
It’s taken a toll on relationships and friendships I’m guessing? Lack of trust

how i be watchin them college twinks frolic around the beach

>>40272866
I do go there.

>>40272875
me neither but I looked at the archive and he's in north Florida apparently

>>40272870
Hoty fregoli lmao

>>40272899
Prison creep

>>40272877
I look like this

Solid turd with a cum drizzle

>>40271958
About their bellies in general I think. A lot of guys are worried they're fat even if they're perfectly normal. I don't mind extra padding unless he's Jabba the Hutt.

You can tell it's afternoon when the beans wake up and start posting.

>>40272667
Those are fold marks

>>40272921
Real mens bodies >>>> pedophilic fantasies

you can tell it’s a day that ends in y because tsucker is here lashing out in a mold induced fugue state

>>40272876
Yeah. I mostly avoid relationships. People want to be friends, but I'm anxious around people. I try to work through my problems.

>>40272877
this but schoolbois

remember to sign stop killing games bitches

>>40272958
fact checked this and found it to be %100 true and indisputable

>>40272974
sounds like a propaganda
you probably wore a mask, back then

>>40272863
I'm sorry that happened to you :(

>>40272947
Yeah I love real men in all their variety. Skinny, average, a little pudgy, hairy, smooth, anything in between... Everyone is different and that's what makes them special. When I see a guy with a soft belly or stretch marks or hair in awkward places it just reminds me that he's a real man

No woman types like that Jon.

are all bottoms just looking for a father figure

>>40272973
my boyfriend is a soft latino schoolboy
wish he was more edgar

>>40272993
only the broke ones

>>40272993
The gay ones yes. That agps are looking for a male that isn't too male or masculine, because they're scared of men.

My boyfriend made me realize I had body image issues and saw problems that didnt exist

>>40273000
thats what he said...

>>40272997
and why are u telling me this? post vids with him crying

>>40272985
men have no variety , all hunter gatherers are not fat. i know that cake is delicious but u have to stop.

>>40273030
or he's just being nice as you're more likely to have sex with him

>>40273030
Chasers only see the peen hun. That's all that matters to them.

>>40273030
your bf is a patient rapist u_u

Not only that but ive made huge progress in my fitness so if he liked me before he loves it even more now especially with my confidence up

>>40273049
What, you think everyone looks the same underneath our clothes?

>>40273069
Congratulations. Being fit is tough but healthy.

hate anime

>>40273085
at my gym yeah

I love anime.

>>40273099
ok and?

>>40273123
nothing else just getting ready for the red century

>>40273126
xanthippe?

question time!

hookup guy drugs u, u fall asleep, rapes u, penetration, u wake up, no memory, no pain.

what amount of prison time should he serve?

i'm so fucking woke it's unreal

>>40273166
eye for an eye, i get to do the same to him, and i'll call it even

>>40273126
the fate of all femboys

>>40273049
>and why are u telling me this? post vids with him crying
the sheer unashamed psycho perversion of this guy's posts makes me laugh sometimes

just saw three absolutely beautiful blonde men back to back while walking on the street. one was a dad :P

>>40273166
none i would have to rape and kill him

>>40273166
He’s getting molested inside and out, and found in ten separate bags.

>>40273166
He should be sentenced to a life of feet molestation by me

>>40273166
if you have no memory of it and didn't experience any sort of uncomfortable feeling in your ass up on awakening how would you even know he raped yoy?

>>40273230
people with this low IQ shouldn't be allowed access to the internet

>>40273216
>>40273175
you have to be realistic! article 123 paragraph 7! real court, real case. what should the punishment be? it has to apply to similar rapes.
basically what differentiates violent beating (mortal danger) and violent rape and nonviolent rape.

id say he has to go away for multiple years but under ~5?, cause its still a full violation of my persons ideologically.

but see if the same guy did this to my parents/children i would be for the death penalty... its weird

>>40273242
it's a valid question, you have no clue a rape occurred based on the post i'm responding to

>>40273263
thats not the point tho, assume it was videoed

>>40273256
i literally would just track him down and rape him back and not press charges lol that's how we handle it in the streets. rape4rape girlypop, you dont understand it seems, no law authority will care about a fudgepacker getting packed so i'd just pack him back and call it even, maybe see what else we can get away with

>>40273230
video evidence

im hella tired

>>40273274
a video was taken, the police have the video, they identify you in it, they call you in for questioning, you don't remember much about that night, you didn't get a STD or experience any sort of trauma, but on the video there you are and now you're becoming traumatized by the police showing your this video...

I'd sue the rapist and the police for psychological damages.

I got a strange feeling today that my beau could be manipulating me for something. Im too trusting of people. Well even if he is ill go along with it honestly. Im a lonely guy!

>>40272981
Thank you. I can't change what happened.
>>40272875
Should I post photos of me surfing?
>>40272740
Thanks.
>>40273166
Two to eight years. Rape, drugging, possibly willing STD transmission, and even if there's no pain; physical, mental and emotional damage.

>>40273312
inb4 you're smuggling drugs from Mexico and are at the top of a drug cartel because you look like an innocent white boy

>>40273312
post penis

>>40273312
trouble in paradise
i saw a movie like that once

>>40273316
why 2, why 8? ots a huge range

>>40273312
In what way

>>40273338
Multiple charges, but I don't think excessive prison time is productive. Correctional facilities are punishment and rehabilitation.

>>40273364
i just want him to raid my tomb

>>40273312
Um, I didn't want to say anything but I saw one of your kidneys for sale on Mercari.

>>40273364
>excessive prison time isn't productive
the U.S. has a 70% recidivism rate
we must keep them locked up or they will re-offend or we should just end them

Evening homos

>>40273256
i’m being realistic, i couldn’t go on with life knowing that someone who raped me was still breathing

>>40273335
i already did a few times, u need to start browsing at all hours of the day/night
>>40273331
i am the one who knocks!!
>>40273362
im not used to ppl being excited to see me and to me he seems way out of my league. also hes jobless & carless so i could be a transactional benefit to him. just a weird feeling, prob just paranoia

>>40273408
Normie let's make fuck together.

>>40273408
*rises from coffin*
good eeeevening
>>40273398
well how did it taste?

>>40273408
cool photo
cool glasses

>>40273415
you really should just talk to him about your uncomfortable feeling
maybe he can ease your worries

>>40273425
I wouldn't eat it silly. I'm using the DNA to clone you and create my own giton harem 0:

>>40273415
>jobless and careless
has he shown a trend of using you for your money? bro he just likes you don’t self sabotage

the thought of having someone else seek justice on my behalf disgusts me

is it wrong that I wouldn't seek justice if I was raped, I would forgive my rapist and befriend him

>>40273406
Or we could build a penal system that doesn't incentivize or provoke worse criminality.

>>40271884
I imagine he gets up and tap dances

>>40273440
enjoy the mid head anon :P
>>40273444
no...
>>40273435
>talking honestly
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

>>40273406
The US has a for-profit criminal system that has a history of systemic racism, that helps perpetuate repeat offenders to keep people in the system and constantly investing money.

can't rape the willing

>>40273483
erm asl

>>40273421
>Normie let's make fuck together.
No but maybe make fuck with yourself instead?
>>40273435
>cool photo
>cool glasses
I know right? I really wanna find a pair of rimless shades for myself they look so dope
>>40273520
>can't rape the willing
I think that would mean I'm immune to rape if the guy is hot enough cuz I'd be willing

>>40273516
blaming the justice system on the 70% recidivism rate is retarded, this is an issue with their psyche

What's the male child equivalent of Genshin Impact?

>>40273555
chess makes you trans??

Person A giving Person B VERY visible hickeys.

>>40273551
why do we make it hard for people who have done the time to live a normal life if the goal isn’t to encourage them to reoffend

whatcha want troonbög?

>>40273555
also genshin impact
or idk maybe ni no kuni (good game tho)

>>40273166
if i was dumb enough to get drugged and raped thats on me

>>40273569
meinkraft neckbeard made that graphic

>>40273596
ni no cuni? bet thorny loves that game!

I bet your cock smells like bad decisions.

shiza is mad that thorny doesnt think he is molestable

>>40273583
Me after every time i visit my boyfriend
He wants to make sure people know I’m taken

>>40273593
lol

sqk >.<

Pardon me, oh fair temptor of the masses, would you grant me the pleasure of taking your hand in the bedroom and sucking upon thy' genitals?

>>40273630
...is that a squeak i hear
*starts putting on stilettos*

>>40273641
squeak owo

I want to milk thorny's delicious balls

>>40273611
i dont get it
loved battle for chiechanov tho, poland blitzkrieg beschde wo gibt

>>40273650
im impotent and my head hella hurts

>>40273551
Do you think people here are magically different?

>>40273665
since when are u impotent?? D:
>>40273646
u dont wanna know where this goes little rodent

>>40273425
Post tuna poonani

>>40273675
2 3 days, starvation and shit sleep drove my testo into the ground

>>40273601
Correct.

>>40273665
Have you tried Cialis?

>>40273688
omg so dramatic... impotence is a condition not just when youre not horny or performant for unrelated health reasons

>>40273665
uuaaaaa hot boy

May I please have de bewssy? May I please haveth de bewssy madam?

>>40272866
>>40272886
oh wtf. thats where i saw snow on the beach last winter. picrel

I wish I had a huge dick verse bf whose cock is so large he can't actually fuck anything so he just comes to terms with the fact the only way he'll find sexual gratification is by bottoming

>>40273704
lol come one, everyone here shittalks

>>40273703
viagra only(tm) im not gonna jerk on v...

>>40273705
post yours :3

Thorny I'll stick my forearm up your ass for $10,000.

>>40273735
>hand
>veins
too nsfw!!!

I get to wear gloves and latex sleeves tho

bruh it was so crazy to see all of the floridians trying to drive on ice the morning after the snow storm. it didn't last long but so many people were sliding around and getting stuck lmao

>>40273714
>>40273721
I didn't want to say anything.

>>40273760
Does it not normally snow in Florida?

>>40273764
yes it was like a once in a lifetime thing. it has snowed before but only a little bit, this was the only time florida has had substantial amounts, it was record breaking

>>40273769
Cool. I hope people were safe

>>40273761
i live in central florida i only went there to see the snow

>>40273764
No. That was the first time in like a decade or two.

>>40273776
my bf had to help someone get their car unstuck cus they had rear wheel drive lol. a lot of people were having a blast tho i saw lots of snowmen being made, there was some kids sledding down a hill too lmao

>>40273761
>>40273778
bro I can't with these images lmao

>>40273714
Wow, he's wildly overdressed for that.

i want to be bred by a cute top

>>40273814
same sis

>>40273801
it was pretty damn windy. i think i wore regular old florida clothes and it was a mistake lmao

>>40273760
even in a place where it snows every single winter,people suck assss at driving in ice / packed snow

>>40273797
Can you please post ass?

>>40273828
People change clothes because of the wind?

Mm hmm.

>>40273840
why

>>40273862
Whatcha eatin today boomy? I ordered teriyaki chicken and egg rools because I love these fried little treats.

lol 2024

damn how many of you people live in florida i thought it was just like 2-3 of us

>>40273873
It's a big compliment actually because I don't want to see thornys ass, Paige's ass, rexies ass, or any of the asses that get posted in here. But you've always intrigued me.

>>40273855
yes. the wind chill made it way worse. i was fine everywhere else just wearing shorts because there was less wind. also most people in florida think even 40 degrees is cold. i think it was like the low 20s.

>>40273891
it is one of the most populated states

tsucker has identified the weakest tranny in the thread and is now preparing for the kill

>>40273897
I mean... Low 20s isn't too bad. Not super comfortable, but not terrible. Jeans and a jacket should be good enough.

>>40273894
that's flattering I guess lol but I always end up regretting sending lewd pics to guys in the past so I try not to now

>>40273941
yeah probably. i mean i was wearing a t-shirt and shorts and i went out in it. i had trouble breathing though because of the wind

>>40273938
not a tranny also I'm super strong inshallah

>>40273942
I understand and you're better off not doing that anymore. Value yourself and love yourself, I was just experiencing horny psychosis for a second. Cute pic btw.

>>40273941
it doesn’t usually freeze more than once a year here and never in the bottom third of the state the average low in january is like 60

found out my bf likes to be recorded during sex and have his photo taken :)

>>40273987
Mine too. I have a bit of content with him

idk to me wind makes a big difference. ive been in -20 before and if you're only out for a minute it doesnt feel bad at all if the air is dry and still. it just saps your body fast if you stay out longer

>>40273950
>shorts
I never understood this in places like florida. Wouldn't you just wear jeans all the time to keep the bugs and shit off your skin?

>>40273963
>the average low in january is like 60
That sounds terrible... Cold is better because it gives ample opportunity for cuddle weather.

>>40273996
it makes a big difference to everyone that’s why we invented the concept of wind chill

They (government) did not prepare for it at all. Snow was left on the roads to melt. It was only 3 days. But roads weren't clear. A lot of accidents and some pets went missing. No major disasters though.

>>40274000
>I never understood this in places like florida. Wouldn't you just wear jeans all the time to keep the bugs and shit off your skin?
nope. we don't even have a lot of bugs at least where i live. if you want hell go to interior alaska when the mosquitos are out. but yeah shorts in january are kind of dumb but if its summer (which basically 80% of the year is summer in florida to me at least) then shorts are great. like right now it gets pretty hot outside i would hate to wear sweatpants or jeans

Dark hair, brown skin, thats my type

>>40273987
Expose the fag

>>40274033
Weird bitch
You’ll never have love like me

>>40274030
why do you like poop colored things?

>>40274000
you only wear jeans and stuff if you’re going out into nature they do a pretty good job controlling mosquitoes in the populated areas

40274053
reminds me of your breath <3

>>40274051
Take that back

>>40273874
Teriyaki sounds good. I should think about getting some myself tomorrow but I always stick to routine. I always get spring or egg rolls too.

Tonight I think I will just make burgers that have been thawed. Then I am stuck later this week trying to figure out how to eat a bunch of ham since the stupid supermarket sent me one that expires in 3 days. I am sure I can get two weeks out of it. It just makes me mad because then I will be out again on top of having to choke down all that ham in the middle of summer when I still have ham left from the last one. I am used to getting hams that are good for at least six weeks. Oh well.

I had a sort of heavy lunch; two hard eggs, seafood salad and a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

After I get some of this ham used up I should remember to stay out of the freezer and get another delivery from the deli so's I don't have to cook so much in the summer. I have the AC/central-whatever it is, but I still dislike cooking in the summer for some reason.

>>40274011
3 days? damn i thought it all melted the day after the snowstorm. i left the area that day though

>>40274011
>They (government) did not prepare for it at all. Snow was left on the roads to melt.
Sounds like Idaho desu. All the plowing is half-assed at best, so you have to have snow tires and and snow cleats.

>walking on ice with snow cleats
name one thing more satisfying

>>40274059
That must be a trick. I wonder how you can control mosquitos, such a prolific bug, in such an environment. I remember they had that Zika scare years ago.

>>40274030
All bottoms. Need em gone asap

>>40274112
>>40274112
>>40274112

new, no splitting thank you

>>40274059
yeah the mosquitos really arent bad in florida.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXNujg7HX8
this is what bad looks like

bump

>>40274100
you first?

>>40274067
Oh wow, that's way too ham to have in your fridge atm. I can find ways to use excess ham, such as in soups, Cobb salad, fried rice, chow mein, beans, you can use it as substitute for char siu. But mind you, I usually have ham on stock during the colder winter months or early spring.
Enjoy your burgers. You should grill them! I love grilled burgers during summertime, eating outside as the sun is setting.

>>40274027
Interesting. I figured it'd be about the same as Louisiana with the bugs.

>>40274059
I suppose that makes sense.

>>40274074
I miss snow

>>40274166
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>>40274151
I will definitely have cheese and onion on them, and maybe mushrooms, but I might be too lazy to make the mushrooms.

Ham and beans sounds good. Idk how to make fried rice, or even have rice. It sure is so much ham.

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