>>514776302
I enjoy life and the smells it presents.
>gasoline
>my own balls picrel
>a womans crotch
>a womans crotch after running
>sunsoaked plastic
>fried food
>single malt islay scotch
>a sexy womans ass
and the best:
>the smell of bolts freshly removed from an engine like head bolts

everything else is gay, and you are gay.

t. colonizer in Hawaii

>>513508308
just do your time. FUCK THE DRUG COURT NEVER FUCKING DO IT
. t. failed drug court in 2011, shouldve never done it, should have never said a word to the cops. Should have fought the system.
That said, having a felony possession on my record has done nothing to keep me from being successful. Stop living in fear. Dont do illegal drugs, be a good person, dont steal. Put your cart back. Simple.
>mfw no one knows

>>513124849
>Strap me to the gooning machine! I'm ready!

>>512971510
It's fucking aldi. This fucking jew is just doing free advertising. Fucking kike.

>>717887856
Thats what I thought about your mom last night. . .BAM!

>>512752723
Lawdy!

>>512532110
Thats commitment

>>512172935
sure, keep egging him on you glowie faggot. It is your job after all to set people up.
Come give it a whiff before I go

Mommy

Is that mommy Erin Burnett?

POGRUMS MENTIONED!

>>510891309
Hey, Taylor. Like my new dance?

>>510605676
I just gotta say, these memes are so damn funny! I always get a good kek from em!

Booooba!!!

>>510180864
I would totally do it.

Get it on
Shake your dong
Get it on

I will have sexi sexo with all the milfs I've wanted to fuck. Starting with Rachel McAdams. After fucking millions of milfs I'll fuck hot females aged 18 and above.

>>508800720
you can study my dick you nasty whore, ya hear me?

No. Coomers will rule world

>>507706242
I wish that niglet was me

Xkeyscore sucks dick

>>507535377
Good thing Russia will never allow it.

>38 and on methadone for the last 10 years
I'm sorry boys, but I'm gonna be sittin this one out. *cracks beer* Aloha