Thread 212639957

marc bolan

the president's weird he's got a burgundy beard, it's a rip off, aww yeah

if i sleep an hour too long or an hour to little and i’m completely fucked
sick of it

Get it on
Shake your dong
Get it on

right that's me off to toil

had a very noncey dream

>>212640011
Good day bonger

brits are a minority here

>>212640026
same

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>>212640101
no what is there in the US I can't see in Europe?

*enters /brit/*

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>>212640131
Someone getting shot I spose

>>212640096
Love black cats x

>>212640136
what language is this?

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

that's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212639957 (OP)
marc bogan

How mental do you have to be to have an OCD script prepared with nonexistent endorsements that you post before spending the day talking about black penis?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212639957 (OP)
His real name was Mark (((Feld)))

>>212640178
here at /brit/ we consider it trolling outside of /b/

>>212640131
>>212640101
i want to see the redwood trees

>>212640205
He has no interest in British culture or British people. His sole reason for living seems to be to remind British people that some white women fuck niggers. He should be perma banned, he doesn't even use the appropriate thread to spam his mind disease.

>>212640205
I certainly hope that's not an announcement of your intentions

>>212640208
More redwoods here than in california

>>212640243
don't care ours are midgets

>>212640208
The best time to see them are in late September to early october, when the weather is cooled down significantly from summer heat but without snowfall. I'm a native Californian and I've been to the redwoods many times. Come out bong you'll enjoy yourself!

>>212640208
they're pretty good

>>212640276
i would love to
and we can meet up for gay sex if you like

AI is bigger than us.

Because of this I fear it.

>>212640339
nice limbal rings

t. knows what limbal rings are

We're going to get Diego unleashed today

>>212640243
not quite the same though is it

so did british posters ever end up getting banned?

>>212640361
WHAT THE FUCK
is that tree real

>>212640367
yh

interfering with the cat

>>212640374
that one's actually a 5G mast but the ones behind it are real

>>212640306
Lmao, I know a good spot behind the redwood tree, no one will see your knickers sitting round your knees ;)

>>212640374
https://shandileecoxdc.wordpress.com/2016/02/02/shandis-artist-spotlight-michael-nick-nichols-super-trees/

me? at toil early, sucking an 'offee. and you?

Business idea. Professional white breeders to offset demographic change.

Basically a eugenics program where chavs are paid to constantly pop out white kids

>t. not white but concerned about rise of far-right

>>212640451
in bed heartbroken and dazed

>>212640451
off today and tomorrow thank god. Up early as ever though

will do my exercises then walk to the shop later and then settle in to watch the tennis semi-finals. Hopefully your day goes in quick lad x

>>212640367
two weeks and we'll be gone, remember us

Queer Bummer Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will be hiding Brits behind the Great Wall of Starmer's Arse Cheeks, a mad ting skippy boop

The original birkin bag just sold for 8.5 mil

>>212640549
looks like dogshit. did the original owner not take good care of it?

>>212640476
chavs are stupid

>>212640485
cheers lad could be a long day for me. hope my boy novaxx doesn't get rinsed (he will) x

>>212640549
the 'luxury' bag market is bitcoin for women

sick of being gaslighted by outlook

>>212640562
If only there was a way to make stupid people smarter. Some sort of institution where one could provide a service that gives them skills and information

>>212640559
>the original owner
Jane Birkin, notorious BITCH

>>212640559
jane birkin lived inside it for years
that's where she gave birth to charlotte gainsbourg

>>212640588
oh yeah that thing everyone gets given but they failed out of

>>212640588
the dole centre

I'm getting the /brit/ band back together

never mind pepsi max, they've come out with all new Pollen Max (maximum pollen) and it's available all day today

>>212640549
i bought it for the missus

>>212640356
depending on your def. i'm always unleashed baby

>>212640476
Chavs should be limited to one kid each.

What we need is high IQ, beautiful Aryan women like Lea Seydoux having ten kids.

We must secure the existence of our people.

leftypol suffering from hay fever

love is just requited grief

>>212640451
just sat down for wfhtoil. also sucking a 'fee.

GPA is a measure of obedience not intelligence

got the camel on

>After making her musical debut with her father on the song "Lemon Incest" at the age of 12
um

>>212640549
Gherkin bag used as an alibi for the purchase of 60 escorts.

Post bitches

>>212640736
you first

>>212640659
Ruby breeding farm

everyone should just not go to work today in protest over the migrant '''''''''deal''''''''''

#TeamRubybeige

>>212640638
me on kazoo

Mad how I'm literally an insane person

>>212640766
That sounds like something I could do

4 cold beers waiting for me in 10 hours

>>212640775
ktim, holding it together for sir keir

Yay books!

Looking very gammon today. Sunberg done me yesterday.

>>212640676
yes that's true sadly
my parents should've sent me to a waldorf school

another day

>>212640755
That hairline what on earth

>>212640775
your whip

>>212640698
it's some kind of pun in french or something
I don't know the french are weird
I'll still eat their cheese though

My GPA was 4.0, no money for college, couldn't afford 4 years of loans and not working so I went to work full time after graduation.

>>212640755
imagine the armies of fiveheads

is this the rubes thread

>>212640818
That isn't my whip

>>212640829
My arse is far nicer

corr lovely fefe this

>>212640775
whats wrong with you got depressy wessy woo have you

>>212640822
then what happened?

>>212640829
need to lick it

>>212640832
it's your whip

>>212640853
Worked until i could afford to enroll at a jc and from there transfered to a CSU

rorke checking the obituaries

it's cold brew season baby just put a fresh batch in

corrr yes go on rorke my son

Summer is here and it's fucking fucking buzzing.

>>212640898
Actiiiive

>>212640882
>just lift bro
jack looks like the neekiest virgin in the country poor lad

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is very necessary

>>212640923
>>212640882
oh joy, is this yet another social media obsession, heathertwat?

>>212640800
I'm getting flashbacks to /r9k/ with this girl where a bunch of NEETs and incels (literally) find a Youtube channel with 4,000 subscribers and spend the following years reposting the same 30 pictures that exist of this person.

They say incels only want 10/10 stacies but why is every e-girl on 4chan a combination of boy-faced shut in that looks like they weigh about 90 pounds.
The most attractive e-girl this place has ever had is like shoe0nhead.

Imagine experiencing the shellings during WW2, the horrors of that war, losing male relatives in the carnage, defeating Nazism for Britain but not caring for the radical social and racial changes flung upon Britain after the war, only to have your limp wristed purple haired faggot great grandson call you a rorke. Duhs mai ed in it duhs

>>212640934
the biomass

>>212640923
>>just lift bro
He barely lifts though

blood centre keeps inviting me but I'm not giving my blood if there's a chance it gets given to wogs

>>212640973
timmies stay winning

>>212640958
are you a wog?

>>212640829
imagine all the poo thats come from there

>>212640958
don't get paid for it so why would you

I'm grinding even in my sleep, just ask my dentist

ah yes the so called 'tolerant left' at it again i see

it is a Friday and it feels like a Friday

>'Migrants arriving via small boat will be detained and returned to France...

>'In exchange for every return, a different individual will be allowed to come here via a safe route - controlled and legal '

>Keir Starmer announces 'groundbreaking returns pilot' with President Macron

is rorke happy now?

>>212640988
no
>>212640990
nice thing to do innit

>>212640882
he STILL looks like this?
i remember watching him on tick tocks two years ago

>>212641028
clownworld

>>212641032
then how will they give your blood to wogs?

>>212641028
its actually mental how out of touch politicians are. literally just handing the country over to Reform.

>>212641028
bizarre
they should do an x factor style competition for those people who are let in where we all vote so we can just bring doctors or peng persian lasses in

>>212641028
what happened to smashing the gangs? we're just going to send a maximum of 50 per week back to try all over again the following week? typical spineless cunt behaviour from starmer

>>212640939
You mean Thalia?

discovered yesterday, after a spider fell on me in bed, that I am a complete and total bitch

>>212641061
your blood isn't black or white lad only the blood type matters

test

SiR 1337 HaXoR

>>212641111
HOW

Sir Gang Appeaser

>>212641111
um

Hawk tuah spit on that thang

>>212641111
Sir Checked Digits

>>212641002
alchies do this

>>212641028
So for every migrant who steps off a boat and is returned to france, the UK population increases +1 with another brown person from france who arrives a day later on an aeroplane and remains in the UK forever.

This is what the British people have been asking for. More brown people.

>>212641028
Old Britain
>sees invading ship full of foreigners, shoots it full of holes HURRAH!

New Britain
>Queer Bummer announces they'll bring the invaders over through a legal channel, thus avoiding breaking der lawrs

its fucking over fuck google

>>212641122
>>212641124
getting quads really isn't that difficult
you should be getting quads once every 1000 posts. if you can post once every 30 seconds that means you should be getting them like once a day at least.

>>212641152
4chan X and ublock origin works fine on firefox :)

>>212641152
get on brave lad

>>212641152
>Chrome
screaming. just how low IQ are you mate

>>212641109
welcome back

>>212641092
Literally all of them.
I can't access my memory and find one example of /r9k/ lusting after a girl that even resembles a conventionally attractive model.

Ciaro? Her dad's a millionaire and she just looks like a generic e-girl. I think that's just /mu/ memeing her because it was interesting that someone semi-famous posted on 4chan though.

sometimes things just go that way

>>212641143
i suppose the hope is that at least 50% of these pakis will weigh up the risk of being 'caught' and sent back and consider it not worth the risk of paying £2k or whatever it is to try and get across

in reality nothing will change, more brown people will keep coming in and our country will continue its path of self destruction

might buy a trouser press

>>212641170
haha done that bloglord

rorke still using a blackberry

>>212640990
you can remove microplastics from your blood which produce estrogen ans suppress testosterone

>>212641143
don't forget the new 'legal' migrant can then bring all their family over as well :)

It’s July and we STILL don’t have a song of the summer

Good sleep despite the heat

>>212641210
very good point actually
not a very summer songy year

>>212641205
get in!!

>>212641210
music industry is utterly dead

>>212641214
Ruby would be proud lad

>>212641214
>8 hour 30
dont think i've ever slept that long in my life

>>212641210
where I wanna be by shade shiest is the official white boy summer throwback anthem

>>212641210
which means 360 rolls over from last year

got me whites in the wash.

Hate censorship
Hate Queer Bummer
Hate leftypol
Simple as

>>212641210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdo4lPCt4U

I HATE ssm

>>212641253
why hasn't this fat cunt's heart given up yet

>>212640136
Torchic obviously

>>212641173
this is entirely unrelated but did you know that if you have a pass and get a ban both the ip you were using and pass get banned but if you change ip you may post freely as long as you don't log in to your pass? and if you log into your banned pass with a new ip you may log back out and the new ip is still not banned?

i don't know this either

did I miss my daily dose of shell go

have made 738 orders on my ubereats
grim

Online safety act not up to scratch! We cannot have the goycattle consuming anything except through the filter of MSM!

>>212641280
how DARE you speak about Mark like that you seething little runt. wishing death on him means you're a spastic incel. he's not hurting you.

>>212641314
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country

>>212641253
A proper Englishman would never say he hated something.
We are too mild.

proper englishmen HATE the biomass

fizzy lime grapefruit blood orange cherry raspberry lemonade

>>212641323
looks like the Cheadle fire yesterday

>>212641323
>“It’s clear that the Online Safety Act [OSA] just isn’t up to scratch,” said Chi Onwurah, the committee chair, after a seven-month inquiry. “The government needs to go further to tackle the pervasive spread of misinformation that causes harm but doesn’t cross the line into illegality. Social media companies are not just neutral platforms but actively curate what you see online, and they must be held accountable.”
Get me out of this country NOW

>>212640339
Post fucking machines.

>>212640353
>Tfw no limbal rings

>>212641343
it is just such a waste of fruit every time

Do you think desert people and jungle people and oriental types ever once look around here at the fields and churches and pubs and the pissing rain and then at themselves and think "I don't belong here"?

why doesn't america just fill this in with land and make the country bigger

>>212641314
>Committee finds
Corbynn and Galloway should lead labor.

>>212641152
Use Firefox lad

>>212641374
they don't think

>>212641376
woke mob would never allow it lad

glib crab gel
or
big brag cell
or
cry ball gig
or
craggy bill

>>212641331
Lol true but that's why you're cute sometimes too. You need a Yankee Daddy to protect you.

>>212641376
We should raise the dogger bank out of the sea. More space for migrants you see

>>212641028
>17 in, 1 out
Wow, incredible negotiation from UK GOV

>>212641373
not at all don't be so silly

>>212641376
also have thought this

Can't have platforms spreading information about Israel's cri- misinformation endangering the public

>>212641374
no they look at the money they're given for nothing (higher than a well paid job in whatever shithole they come from) the accomodation they're given (literal king tier compared to whatever shithole they come from) and all the amenities and free transport/gym memberships/opportunities (non existent in whatever shithole they come from)

poo

>>212641343
I for one think the stripped back, minimalist coconut limeade was a real breakthrough and you should be exploring more of these reduced concoctions where less is more.

Morning dee lads

Imagine Ruby going on a blind date with sea side mark on a day where he stinks of both fish and shit. The grotesque ogre of a man matched with the delicate innocence of ruby.

>>212641152
use firefox

>>212641435
shit like this should be banned from tiktok

>>212641435
Was this app supposed to be about music or something

>>212641435
wow i'm finally a master of something

>>212641446
Imagine are Marko mating pressing Ruby. Her very first time is being violated by the beast. The fishy aroma permeates the room. She screams in both equal pain and pleasure. The Kreampie King blows his beans in her hairy fanny with his trademark grin, whilst Rubes slowly starts to weep. Her gooey fanny drips with his slime, he turns to his camera and whispers "Is that alright with you, de lads?" as he turns off the Youtube livestream.

>>212641454
no mate, the cronem need all the -4s to see it

>>212641454
alri mary whitehouse

made a complete mess of it

when i see an old statue its like how did they even make that? sculpture might as well be magic as far as I'm concerned.

>>212641446
Simping for e-thots will get you nuffin m8. Women shit, wipe, fart, burp. They use the illusion of makeup and clothing to make you think they are something they're not. They're only human.

>>212641435
position 1: timmy
position 2: sugar daddy
position 3-4: cronem

why does every young yank have some stupid name like cody or chase or hunter or bailey or craig

got an interview later

>>212641477
>>212641514
mmmmmhh the cronem are activating x
-4 katy's training

>>212641510
Ruby is a bitch

>>212641477
mmhmm dis rite here x

>>212641514
Position 4 is sea side mark

ruby granger sex arse prime day deal

man go to shop
ask for 42 coffees
coffeeman brings 42 coffee
man say why so many i only ask 4 tea two coffee

-4 having a sudden yoga interest
timmy sr clueless x

>Just over two hours after the first call to the emergency services, a post on X claimed the suspect was a “Muslim immigrant”, and within five hours a false name, “Ali al-Shakati”, was circulating on the same platform, the MPs found. Within a day, these two posts had received more than 5m views. In fact, the attacker was Axel Rudakubana, a British citizen born in Cardiff.
They're still doing the "he was actually a Welsh choir boy" act

been watching a lot of british youtube lately

>>212641471
howled screamed and cried

>>212641597
mmmmmhhh das rite crodie x
timmy sr be drivin' her to yoga class, nuthin' he cud do

>>212641571
Yeah I'll have 20 if you're ordering please mate haha

don't understand the tesco meal deal, who the fuck wants to eat a cold sandwich with soggy bread that's probably been sat there for more than a day

>>212641598
What's bizzare about your post is that you think being a Welsh choir boy would make the crime less severe

>>212641598
>Axel Rudakubana
good welsh name, that

Might dress nice and going into town to ogle women. Nice day and that, you know. Could even get a cheeky pint, corr. Love the sun, me. And days off toil. It lush, one could say 4x lush

>>212641587
haha x

>>212641509
I saw Michaelangelo's David in Florence, the gallery it's kept in is almost like a religious space, there are no other works of art, just the statue, and (almost) everyone there just viewing it in reverential silence.

>>212641620
glad they're scared, they should be

>>212641656
boring white people shit

tesco meal deal sex arse

>>212641620
should stay in my flat

>>212641656
His hands look too big. Tear it down

>>212641656
bit gay innit

the ancient prophets have foretold that it could be up to 17x as lush

>>212641667
ur people dun nuthin

Hope not Hate somehow has the funds to allow their journalists to go undercover in far-right circles for months at a time, fully immersing in these crowds, learning the culture, getting accepted so they can get close to leading far-right figures. Journalism isn't the best paying job, especially for such a niche and not well read type of journalism like HNH. The only possible way this could make sense is if they're funded by the government and intelligence services, or if they are just a branch of the intelligence services themselves like a division of MI5. Not even such a mad conspiracy, just the only seemingly realistic way that makes sense

>>212641656
katies snickering at dat luh swc

Size 7 feet me

>>212641641
It's the additional crime of the British state for letting these vermin settle here

>>212641694
Why would it cost a lot to infiltrate a far-right group

>>212641701
i cant read

>>212641509
t. barbarian living in Rome circa 600ad

>>212641706
Fancy those in my lap getting a massage, ha funny joke that

fuck sake it should be illegal to work outside in this heat

>>212641707
>settle here
He was born here rorke

>>212641694
HNH is so obviously a deep state construct

>>212641736
All this tells me is europeans make shitty bridges and Africans are great problem solvers

>>212641723
Can't exactly work a side job or pay the bills very effectively if you're in disguise and LARPing for months. I don't expect the salary to be that impressive to cover that

>>212641706
alright softlad fancy a bum and a snuggle later with your little tootsy wootsies wrapped up nice and warm

>>212641741
Saw some workmen doing tarmac work, must be a legit 50c working temperature minimum. Working class are built for it though they're like shire horses except smaller and ugly.

might go out to the club and see if i can't get up to my nuts in a slut's guts

>>212641770
Why would you need a side job, you'd get an income from the infiltration operation. In fact I see no reason why couldn't work a job as a cover

>>212641028
This is just going to descent into tit for tat exchanges with each country picking the absolute worst scum to send to the other

>>212641640
We get it Bruce, you're not British, now fuck off

>>212641736
the small boats are waiting for them at the shore to sail off, dey aint got time repairing timmy's badly constructed bridge

>>212641736
how do you even go about fixing that

>>212641597
>>212641636
quentin

>>212641809
i am british

>>212641419
It's actually 17 in, 1 out, 1 back in again

>>212641814
>shore

dont have the slightest clue about eshay culture but ive been binge watching spanian travel vlogs

>>212641736
This is what post-Roman Britain looked like

BRAAAAAAAP

>>212641645
>George Washington
Good British name, that

Ruby finding a nice african boat migrant to settle down with in the scottish highlands

The average brit can't even fry an egg correctly how can you expense a nation barely a century old without a developed education system to have the engineering know-how to repair a bridge built by someone else with no training.

is france that fucking bad? is learning french that hard that youd rather die in the channel?

>>212641858
thank you timmy

back for a three day
funny i was posting porn all day but got the hammer for a pony

>>212641858
Fucking finally someone posts. People are so racist here!

Trannypol and pooskinpol coping rn.

Bolan Duck

>>212641885
It's a lot easier for them to get bennies and illegal work here

>>212641868
>he Washington family are descended from Crínán "the Thane" of Dunkeld (†1045), lay abbot and son-in-law of Malcolm II of Scotland.[3][4][5][better source needed] In 1183, his descendant Sir William de Hertburn (originally William Bayard)[6] traded his manor of Hertburn (modern-day Hartburn) for that of Wessyington in County Durham near the River Wear. According to post-Conquest noble custom, his family adopted the name of the estate as an Anglo-Norman surname, "de Wessyington", which later became "Washington". Wessyington was an Old English placename and probably refers to the estate of a man named Wassa.
he was Scottish not british

where did you bum from, where did you blow
where did you bum from japseye joe

>>212641880
how do you fix that cant think of anything. build the red brick sections back up first spraying shotcrete as you go?

The bridge was built by the Ethiopians not the Europeans btw. Ethiopia is fairly famous for being barely colonised, only briefly by the Italians in the 1930s.
Emperor Fasilides introduced much bridge building to Ethiopia in the 17th century

>>212641912
Oh no! Think of the poor weapons lobbyists!!

>>212641916
thoroughly retarded statement

>>212641889
thank you quentin

>>212641885
It's a lot easier for them to get bennies and illegal work here

>>212641912
get the biomass on the dole NOW

Uh oh! Emma Watson made a stinky in her nappy!

It Diego day :)

>>212641912
clown world

thing i don't understand about africans. when a fly lands on them they just let it crawl across their face as they stare into the camera with a forlorn expression

>>212641930
Greek ingenuity strikes again.

The biomass the bennies

The rubys the books the cronem

>>212641912
>>212641946
What's going on 77th?

Lots of shit slinging by racists about foreigners, but foreigners occupy the highest level among workers in the UK.

My company sells services to financials and white English people are a minority within the client's we see

>>212641964
Sammy Thighs

>>212641984
that isn't normal or good in the slightest
it's like me saying all the richest people here are indians so white americans are irrelevant

>>212642000
your president thinks white people are retarded and jews/indians are superior

>>212641996
Waheyyy, what is up my man? Any updates?

>>212641858
lvoe to see it

HOLY DIVAH

>>212642000
That's the goal

>>212641984
Rorke will now switch sermons and start lamenting the evils of capitalism and how the rich foreigners become richer while the poor locals get poorer

>>212641984
Yes yes, we know the left despise the British working class.

get the fucking new posted

>>212642000
You may have an issue with it but you can't chat bollocks saying people move here to take gov handouts, they are the same as everyone else. Some achieve success and some don't

>>212642038
Here we go, here we go!

>>212642058
Kek pottery

>>212642056
based

>>212641984
>>212642037
You don't even have a point

>>212642014
Loveely day for a barbecue eh Stavros

>>212641885
>is learning french that hard that youd rather die in the channel?
They don't die in the channel, the risk is grossly exaggerated to garner sympathy

>>212642092
>>212642092
>>212642092

new you lazy basterds >>212642091

>>212642047
do people like you take courses on how to be as disingenuous as possible? its actually quite impressive
people have a problem with the dossers who come here and leech. they shouldnt be allowed to enter the country to begin with.

I'm making the new now lads but I'm forced to wait for a countdown because reasons

>>212642047
Blacks and Pakis have incarceration rates far exceeding their proportional % of the UK. You don't know anything besides your personal biases and you shouldn't be in the UK shitskin.

>>212642079
Fucking hell, indeed. You found her you absolute commando didn't you? Who is she? By Lucifer, I want to FUCK. HER.

>>212642103
love how you can be posting on 4channel for an hour but if you try to do a new thread it wants you to wait 5 minutes for some raisin

>>212642012
>your president
>same flag as me
yeah?

>>212642141
not my president