Thread 40286512

Hapa gf edition

>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.

QOTT: What myths about lesbians annoy you the most?

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prev >>40160045

you didn't even try to write a new qott

>>40286534
oops teehee

Anyone here avoidant?

>>40286512 (OP)
I was just thinking about that video yesterday, I think it's been about a year since you posted it.

>>40286512 (OP)
I hate the idea that lesbians are just 'one good dick' away from going straight. It's clearly not true, our sexuality is real, and I hate that bisluts pretend they're lesbians to get girls and then fuck it up with all these false positives of chud 'trust me bro' word of mouth.

We don't fuck men, we're not made of men, and we're not just some lie of lib media!

>>40286566
shes such a qt

>>40286534
We can imagine it's Myths instead of specifically lesbian myths. I would personally like some Nymphs in my garden and am very annoyed there are none

Or maybe some friendly Dokkaebi, to guard my house and stuff when we're gone. I'd leave them all kinds of treats and sweets and puzzles.

what do you have against trans women tho

>>40286512 (OP)
>>40268662
>phimosis
ALL prepubescent boys have phimosis, their foreskin is supposed to be attached to their glans by a thin membrane before puberty.
>which is more an appeasement to shut me up more than an agreement to anything
I hate South Koreans more and more everyday, and Americans too, they’re both despicable peoples.

>>40286512 (OP)
What is with /clg/ and yellow fever lol East Asian girls are annoying as shit to deal with IRL and not even that cute to look at

>>40287136
Anime website

>>40286896
What's really funny is if cis girls got dicks, lesbians would fuck THEM, before they ever fuck you. Bisluts want to fuck futas, not you. YOU are a practice people will look back on with horror for what you do to yourselfs, mangled by pharmaceuticals and porn, while you can't even be the porn that the few who want you are also addicted to. Any chaser or moid that fucks you is coping on what they want. They want a real girl, or they want a futa. And you're neither.

I don't want you, and I should feel bad that no one wants you either, but you get in my shit so here we are

hateful bitch

moid

>>40286512 (OP)
its kinda funny how my sister & i have such differently mixed features, like my nose is shaped a lot like the girl in the video & i also get told a lot that my nose bridge is so tall n meanwhile my sisters nose is almost flat. her face structure is also v asian while i almost just look like a pale-skinned mediterranean. sometimes i kinda wish my chinese features came out more but its not rly a bad thing
this girl def leans more chinese, she reminds me of a lot of the other hapas i used to go to school with
>>40287136
i just think we're pretty that doesnt have to be yellow fever :(

>>40287016
Christ, just incapable of taking the Dub?

heh, everybodys sweater bout to be smelling of fireworks for a week. *^_^

Then eating watermelon all sloppy because its family time, why not, let the water run down my arm,
Go to rub my eye, immediately remember i put tajin all over that watermelon. KeK, the derp runs deep.

such hateful people itt

God this shit is so hot
>>40287590
hell yeah

>>40287984
What shit is so hot ??

>>40287151
based

>>40287209
Your whole sexuality is a lie
"Lesbianism" doesn't exist and all of you become tradwifes at the slightest sight of dick
You use dildos to fuck each other and make your woman look like a man
You are a byproduct of getting raped and feminazism
Looking at you is funny until someone realizes this is how foids escape their only societal use

shoo

>>40287136
Idk Korean girl I was seeing years ago was chill. I feel like you’re a moid. While I don’t get the yellow fever Clg has Asian lesbians are chill. Strait ones are a pill though. I feel bad for strait men that get into relationships with ‘em.

>>40288132
Not a tranny dumb raped bitch
Stop being a dissapointment to your family

quiet, real women are talking

Foidies on xers periods itt

>>40286512 (OP)
most hapas are hideous

I’m starting to remember why I stopped posting on here… Jesus.

>>40288322
It gets better later in the day when everyone is up, but yeah nothing really changed

I'm a little hungover, screwdrivers and fireworks. Nephew was the designated fire-bug this year so all the adults could drink.
>>40287909
YEAH! and the elements burned in the atmosphere is good for the enviroment too, induces rain.
>(kinda, science anon can explain it better than I can)
BBQ and porch sittin, throwing back drinks and watching explosions. Great day, almost as good as that parade for Trump/Army birthday.

We're gonna go buy some push brooms and clean up the street once everything opens up. Make it easier on the city people who're supposed to do it

Day 21 of my 2 week program to learn a new programming language.

>>40288096
>a byproduct of getting raped
men get raped to, BY OTHER MEN.
> use dildos to fuck each other and make your woman look like a man
tfw, same could be said of trans identified men. just turn the words around
>Your whole sexuality is a lie
all that and yet, we STILL aren't gonna touch your pee pee.

Your pol black pill is what keeps what you want away from you, until you stop taking it, all this misery you feel will just be another thing for what you want you laugh at you.

>>40289222
gaslighting is trash. it always has been, and always will be, this circle jerk that men do to blatantly change history is trash. Any time i spend with my family is good time, i dont need alcohol to achieve it. and everyone saw the trump preade. The fact that he used to gaslight so much now has ALSO made it into the history books, he will be remembered as the great liar, as though just saying it will somehow make it happen, in 50 years time, when he is long and dead, it will be well documented how crooked his dealings where. Everyone knows he just needs the money, and this is how hes gonna take it.

>>40289222
gaslighting is trash. it always has been, and always will be, this circle jerk that men do to blatantly change history is trash. Any time i spend with my family is good time, i don't need alcohol to achieve it. and everyone saw the trump parade. The fact that he used to gaslight so much now has ALSO made it into the history books, he will be remembered as the great liar, as though just saying it will somehow make it happen, in 50 years time, when he is long and dead, it will be well documented how crooked his dealings where. Everyone knows he just needs the money, and this is how he's gonna take it.

bump

>>40291013
>we still wont want your peepee
why would i want my peepee touched by an obese ssri-overfed schizofrenic retard? I just want you to go away, thats all

>>40292663
take your own advice, its the troons who wont leave the rest of society alone, you want in our sports teams, rest/change/locker rooms, female only health services while having an inverted dick

>>40286512 (OP)
I'm bisexual hapa repper who wants me

>>40293065
Find you a skinny alt white girl with tattoos

>>40291086
I meant you! Did you have fun, a good day? Forget the political side, did you enjoy your explosions?

i really hate working with russians about safety. like they understand the safety stamp must be on the paper, and that's it. there's no understanding that the safety stamp means the fucking thing is actually safe. "yes, we inspected" and then you go in there and there's flares, matches, and 5 bottles of vodka next to an open flame in the cockpit and the pilot is drunk and roasting a ferret.

>>40288096
>Your whole sexuality is a lie
No it's not, but a lot of bisexuals call themselves lesbians, and women are more sexually fluid than men so there's a larger sample size of bisexual women that experience sexual phases that colloquially coalesce into the college lesbian.

It fucks with the whole establishment of identity for homosexuals as 'oh it's just a a phase' because the sick reality of that banner is for a lot of people, yes, it actually is. And that's not cohesive to having anyone believe it's not and it isn't going to be, even IF it's not, because you're in control of your identity and it doesn't matter who you are tomorrow, you're you now and No means No.

I think it's the name. Homosexual Men and Women have Gay and Lesbian, bisexuals have bisexual. Transgenders have Trans, Bis don't have a WORD. Just slurs, names for them like Bisluts and the scientific term. That's gotta feel hollow, WE'RE LESBIAAAANS that's a fucking country. A cuntry lol

That's why I think they don't just be honest with it, there's no pride in such a concept, of being fluid or having that doublevision place. I think the world would be a lot better all this Pride community were more supportive of Bisexuals developing, as it's all incorporating trans rights as a greater concept of the movement. I mean, not like, I'll suck your tranny dick so I'm not a biphobe, I mean like giving them more respect as their actual own identity. But they really NEED a name for that. So we can call them that paired with 'slut' when they cheat on us with a man those fucking traitors.

tl;dr get over the bislut that ruined your college years, we don't like her either, but we're not gonna fuck you ever. Be thankful, we're horrible people, find a nice girl, there's loads, and they all love dick more than meEEEEEEEEE

>>40295502
And no Bi doesn't work, that sounds like Bye like what you say to one of those whores when they want to pretend they love you, it's just a noise of conclusion, it has no defined thing.

I was chatting to a nurse, and the charge leaned over and told me she remembered me. I was like oh fuck, from where? I had a pretty bad hand injury as a teen, and they did end up saving my hand but it's scarred to fuck. Apparently coming out of surgery, hopped up on anesthesia, I told the charge that I didn't need all my fingers to give her a good time, and kept trying to reach into her scrubs to put my number on her phone. I guess I also told another nurse that the scar tissue on my fingers was ribbed for her pleasure. I don't remember any of this but teenage me was apparently a massive pervert.

>>40295733
>I told the charge that I didn't need all my fingers to give her a good time
HAHAHAH oh my God anon thanks for making my day. And they told you all of this today? KEKE

>>40295018
ok but how is this related to the thread?

>>40286512 (OP)
Yes hello fellow lesbians I am 6'4" and have a 6.6" cock, as all lesbians do. Asking for lesbian advice here: how do I find a QT 3.14159 to let me rub my cock and balls all over her feet while I shoot ropes of cum? Thanks.

>>40297588
its not but i'll sometimes post random shit if the thread is on page 9 or 10.

gf said no more kissing during sex. is that a good sign?

>>40297884
shes falling out of love with you

>>40292749
>its da TROONZ
>not the feminazis that caused them to exist

>>40295502
>homosexual
Not a real thing

>>40297588
I thought it was funny, let nonny blogpost

>only range ban can stop the samefagging falseflagging troll
Alright love, we'll just ban North Yorkshire, will we?

>>40297588
You're right let's get back to the normal clg topics such as trans and bisexual women

>>40300720
Don't forget our race fetishism and pedophila!

>told me to "open up" which I reluctantly did
>treated me differently after that

Why are women so evil?

I go back to work soon. Soonish. Another month and change. I got all my classes and certs done. I'm ready to start big earning and more responsibilities now. I've gotten into my groove around the house and kinda got used to the routine. I also feel lazy as fuck so I gotta start doing something, even if it’s just part-time from now on. Talk to my boss about it and see what we can do.

>>40287209
Nta but you're retarded. Bi women love trannies and so do a significant amount of lesbians, you're just a terminally online loser

bump

I'm still girlfriendless but I'm learning how to sew
>>40289296
what programming language?
>>40300731
>race fetishism and pedophila
that's honestly a thousand time more preferable to bi/tranny discourse because it's at least somewhat on-topic

>>40287209
Based

>think this blonde girl has a REALLY big thing for me
>naaah
>put a temporary cushion on door frame to stop wind
>home alone
>come back earlier today
>notice a long strand of blonde hair on the adhesive for cushion
>I have dark brown hair
>she's a head shorter than me which is where the hair was
>remember I keep hearing stuff outside my room when alone
Idk maybe I'm schizo

>>40305020
>I'm learning how to sew
Nice anon! How are you teaching yourself, what projects have you been doing? A co-worker invited to me join his amateur sewing circle, we get along very well and I'm glad I'm given the chance to hang in private with him.

>>40306497
>How are you teaching yourself, what projects have you been doing?
I actually haven't started, I signed up for sewing classes starting in September
>A co-worker invited to me join his amateur sewing circle
That's great I can't wait to have a social life myself

i buy dollar tree fans for my cat. they're cheaply made enough that he likes to put his face into the fan blades and let them whack him. no idea why.

Worst things I've ever smelled (no, pussy's not one of them smartass, either mine or anyone else's)

>Corpse (Human)
>Corpse (Bird)
>Homeless woman defecating on the train

bump

My femme gf's been staying over more often, so now my parrot likes to try and do my eyebrows and hold her makeup brushes. Literal toddler, goodluck with my unibrow ma'am.

Bad dreams! Let's hear it for Bad Dreams! Waking up in a cold sweat, short of breath is the best! Who doesn't want an adrenaline spike to shoot them out of bed? Not me!

I'm gonna go sit in the living room until everyone wakes up. I kinda feel weird

>that leg beard
why are butches like this
straight cis men wouldn't leave it like that, they'd shave

>>40287675
>this girl def leans more chinese, she reminds me of a lot of the other hapas i used to go to school with
Where are you from that there are lots of hapas?
>i just think we're pretty
You are!

>>40288015
We've really been slacking in Asian posting recently.

>>40288271
Fake news!

>>40293065
Want kind of hapa are you?

>>40297659
I'm glad you do :)

>>40311475
>straight cis men shave their legs

I'm cooking lazy pasta. Penne with marinara, bits of sunflower seeds mixed in. Browning up some beef to put in. Just a little bit

>>40311475
Who cares what men would do?

I hope our Texas anons are okay. Vet Tech sound off!

clg- creepy loser guys

>>40293594
Do they want me
>>40312325
Wasian

>>40316300
Sell yourself! Your wife isn't going to fall through your windows onto your lap spread eagle. Why should the skinny alt white girl with tattoos pick you over Chad the fuqboi?
>you're on your first date, sit down drinks and dinner
>she asks you about yourself
Go

>>40311475
Good thing that butches aren't trying to be men...

Bedtime! She's really tired so ima go cuddle. One of those busy run back and forth and get nothing done days. Not a bad day, but she definitely didn't have a good one. Maybe rub her back idk. baby sleeping so we good to sleep

>cat tries to run in the empty dryer wheel
>buy him normal cat running wheel
>doesn't want that one, wants the dryer

bro

I'm still awake, shoot me please

Sister bought a dog and then got bored with it so I've been raising her dog for a year now.

I don't know which of the three of us is the biggest bitch.

>>40310222
>my unibrow
Gross. Post it.

>>40315798
Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean you can be rude.

>>40311475
What does it matter if she shaves her legs or not? Such a weird thing to get triggered about.

>>40321576
>So how'd 4chan dox you?
>I posted my unibrow

Groggy sleepy tired itching eyeballs, but I got breakfast and her lunch ready and I got my goodbye kisses. Grandma coming over around noonish so I can try to sleep. Mom said no, but Grandma the homie

THIS IS A GAME CHANGER
I've just discovered you can use toothpaste on clit for pleasurable hot and cold sensations. Menthol? It burns a little but in a good way and makes me really wet. A pea-sized drop is more than enough.

>>40323151
Is this like that time I gaslit some kid into using IcyHot? Or more of a
>엄마가 음핵 숟가락을 발견했습니다.

>>40324426
I can't believe you got me to translate that stuff. I'm not the clit spoon anon, and this is not a prank. Although I'm wondering about the long term consequences of using toothpaste every day. I don't want to make my clit less sensitive by accident.

>>40324475
I try to say thread memes sometimes when she's about to get her cookies. She gets all out of breath if she's laughing and reaching at the same time. Fartsnatch pasta comes out sounding like a super hero fan
>방귀

I'm going sleep soon. Once upon a time I could pull back to back all nighters And walk eight miles, twice. Stay up past your bedtime with an infant in the house, I double-dare you

My coworker thought I was being abused because I kept talking about how John is biting me and stealing my food and shit. John 3:16 is my cat's name so that was awkward.

Why haven't you guys moved on to lc or other more female oriented spaces? It's not perfect but it's not as bad as 4chan

>>40325057
>female oriented spaces
Where they give out tampons for free or something? lmao

>>40325057
Although I understand why many women want that, I don't like the idea of segregation because the female space is never the default. There is the normal [thing name] and women's [thing name]. There are authors and women authors. There are imageboards and women's imageboards.
Additionally, the retarded female socialization means female-oriented spaces are generally dull, offer less information, discourage even the productive confrontation, and revolve around inane bullshit such as makeup and yaoi.

>>40325279
>i know how to make girls fear me and ruin their gen!
>i- i will post poop pics
>i mean if my classmates find it shocking, surely these bitches will FAINT
First time on 4chan? You poor baby.

Damn jannies work fast.

>>40325166
women are boring

>>40325323
*straight women
FTFY

>>40325306
>>40325319
>>40325333
>>40325323

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)

Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My pussy is so wet for you Mono" Kat moans

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wetter (diarrhea is spraying out of his poophole)

Pedro's dick is twitching looking at the poop pictures.
Navy is jerking his little clitty.
Mono won.

"You don't need lube my pussy is wet just stick your cock in" Nick moans
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My pussy is so wet for you Mono" Kat moans

>>40286512 (OP)
she's not very attractive, weird makeup, too

>>40325405
she wouldn’t feel comfortable on the same crowded sidewalk as you that’s how disgusting you are

>>40306700
>I signed up for sewing classes
Nice, that's the best way to find some frens and possibly a girlfriend. You do have friends to have a social life with already, right, anon?

>>40324475
>clit spoon anon
Damn, those were the days.

>>40325106
yeah tranny, being a woman is also about making your skirt go spinny uwu
>>40325166
>makeup and yaoi
have you even given a chance to women's image boards? LC has a lot of various discussion other than just muh makeup and womenz stuff. It's hard to keep an anonymous space truly 100% women but they definitely do have a lot more women, and I'm bringing this "woman" thing since this is a lesbian thread, wouldn't you want to be surrounded by more women and not post alongside trannies that are posting actual scat porn itt rn?

>>40325698
You can't shill LC in this thread because most of the locals, myself included, were banned from there for various petty reasons. Secondly, I don't consider gossip (and LC is a gossip imageboard) to be something worth my time. Might as well read tabloids.
>scat porn on 4chan
Oh no! Call the police!
Why do you want me gone so badly anyway?

>>40325818
>LC is a gossip imageboard
It also has off topic discussions, including lesbian threads, but you can stay here to look at scat.

>>40325961
>lesbian thread
Too neurotic for my taste.
>off topic
Aka the boyfriend problems board.

Really, REALLY enjoy this meme. Laugh every time I see it.

>>40326063
It's certainly very smooth, squishy, squelchy, and jiggly.

>>40305512
Sounds more like a haunting by ghosts than a stalker.

>>40307565
/clg/ posts have convinced me cats are all retarded.

>>40307700
>Corpse (Human)
That sounds traumatic, I'm sorry anon.
>Homeless woman defecating on the train
Why are Americans like this?

>>40310222
>so now my parrot likes to try and do my eyebrows and hold her makeup brushes.
Post parrot
>Literal toddler, goodluck with my unibrow ma'am.
Is it like a full unibrow or more like picrel?

>>40311475
I don't think I've ever seen a man with shaved legs

>>40315777
>Vet Tech sound off!
I don't think she has posted in the last 5 years.

>>40316300
>Wasian
I had just assumed that for some reason and was meaning what kind of Asian mixed with White but actually the ethnicity of White would also matter too like Norwegian/Chinese would look different from Italian/Chinese right

>>40318476

>>40321555
What breed?

>>40316343
>Why should the skinny alt white girl with tattoos pick you over Chad the fuqboi? I'm not interested in straight women.
>>40326195
East asian and european

>>40323151
>>40324426
lol my first thought reading that post was the clit spoon meme and then when I saw mcburgers Korean text I assumed it was the meme in Korean and it was kek

>>40324935
>I'm going sleep soon. Once upon a time I could pull back to back all nighters And walk eight miles, twice. Stay up past your bedtime with an infant in the house, I double-dare you
Goodnight!

>>40324937
Sounds like your cat needs trained

>>40316343
>Why should the skinny alt white girl with tattoos pick you over Chad the fuqboi?
I'm not interested in straight women.
>>40326195
East asian and european

>>40326253
>lol my first thought reading that post was the clit spoon meme
And I don't blame you.
Now what would happen if I put some toothpaste inside? Surely it would never fuck up my ph and cause a yeast infection or some other vaginal disaster?

>>40325057
One of the reasons I still post here and check the thread multiple times a day is that sometimes a poster who hasn't posted in years (sometimes 5+ years) stops by and I love catching up with them, if we hypothetically migrated elsewhere the anons who aren't here right now wouldn't know where we've gone and then I'd never see them ever again.
Another thing to consider is that anytime a 4chan community has tried to migrate to another imageboard it has simply split the community across 2 websites resulting in the community dying on both, migrating doesn't work with the sole exception being the recent move of hololive fans from /vt/ to holotower and that was mostly caused by The Great Cuckset.
Also we do have the discord servers in the OP post and they seemingly serve great as "female oriented spaces", a true safe space for lesbians free of males, trolls and trolling males.

>>40325319
Janny does his job for once!
Maybe we should double his pay?

>>40325658
>Damn, those were the days.
Vgh, trvuthnvke.

>>40326254
>East asian and european
Are you cute?

>>40326303
>Now what would happen if I put some toothpaste inside?
It would be extremely painful

>>40326521
>It would be extremely painful
How do you know?
I am so fucking tempted right now.

>>40326564
>How do you know?
I don't, I'm just regurgitating memes.
>I am so fucking tempted right now.
May as well try it then.
I saw a video on tiktok that says the inside of your mouth is made of them same material as the inside of your vagina so It wont do any damage to the flesh down there it will only upset the bacteria.

>>40326631
Tried it. You were right about the inside of the mouth thing because I barely felt the menthol. What a waste of time. Clit only it is.

i wonder how many nonas have experienced toothpaste for the first time today
>uh oh wrong lips

>>40326734
Rest in Peace vaginal flora, holocausted by toothpaste.

>>40326815
It does contain fluoride, although I used just a tiny bit. I think it's going to be fine.

You know how you handle a femme? They whine about everything. You pull down her pants and you SPANK her ass.

>>40327685
Ngl I would probably come.

>>40326253
My cat needs to be evicted but instead he's eating crunchies. One day.

>>40327685
>>40328516
Pull me up short by my hair as I walk by, same shit
Even better if she sneaks in a kiss while she has me bent backward

What a really love is when I'm doing my house stuff and she presses into me from behind, her thumbs in my belt loops or her hands in my pockets.

What myths about lesbians annoy you the most?

That women just want to settle down and be loved. Dating is hell, Just a bunch of avoidants wasting your goddamn time.

I wonder if kek went to Japan and lost her virginity to that escort like she said she would

posting here bc no cis lesbos post in frengen probably because it is retarded and they r in clg server

>asl
18, bio f, california
>letter(s)
L
>primary interest
um
>other interests and hobbies
uh
>looking for
cis lesbians to be friends with
>not looking for
anyone that isn’t a cisgender lesbian so i don’t have to hear about your bf or problems having a dick
>free space
neet in depressive episode, i don’t like anything uwu so let’s just talk about WHATEVER because i can’t do the whole “wat r ur hobbies what do u like” also no really girly annoying people sorry
>tag
wwwpawwws

>>40326181
It's more like picrel. Parrot's trying her best.

>>40330563
>no interests, no hobbies, neet, depressive episode
Well... Good luck with that.

>>40324475
>>40326253
The old jokes are usually the best

>>40325698
>wahh wahh everybody that dlislikes my whining is a tranny

>>40326169
Viet wasians are the most beautiful women on earth, it's not fair

>>40325658
>You do have friends to have a social life with already, right, anon?
Not really anon I'm kind of rebuilding my life right now after the time I lost struggling with schizophrenia, hence the sewing classes. I'm gonna make new friends and keep them this time.

>>40332775
By Force!

>>40332775
>schizophrenia
I only have ADHD and it's fucking up my life plenty. How do you even deal with schizophrenia?

>>40334449
>How do you even deal with schizophrenia?
With meds!

>cis asian girl thread
Why purposefully attract trannies to this thread

>>40332775
What did schizophrenia make you do?

>>40334449
I'm starting to think I might have ADHD too. It wasn't until recently that I read it can lead to executive dysfunction too and the way I saw ADHD affect it sounded suspiciously like the every day paralysis I feel, that I previously attributed to good ol' depression.

Friendly reminder that many mental health issues can be cleared up with a dietary plan. Talk to a specialist!

You're not crazy, you just have too much sodium and gluten in your diet.

>>40336095
so were supposed to stop admiring beautiful women who are also asian just because troons have yellow fever?

>>40337617
people keep coming up with more and more retarded takes all the time....

>>40336137
Fun fact: if you do have ADHD and try amph, it won't work as intended, but you mind clean your room or do some work you've been procrastinating for ages.

ADHD is not real just stop looking at your damn phone all the time

bump

>>40330563
>Tfw you're in the same boat as someone ten years younger than you

Don't be neet forever

i want to purposely knock their desserts into their chests and pretend to be sorry and then offer to help clean it up for them with my tongue

ugly white girl names:

ashley, ashleigh etc
kayleigh
kimberly
brooke
karen
stacey
courtney
kendra

I am proud to announce that I am once again 100% hairless beneath the eyelashes (technically beneath the nape of the neck, but you know what I mean.)

You have no idea how much I enjoy being so smooth and pretty.

>>40342359
Are you calling me out?

Need low or mid effort recipes for home made ice cream that actually produce something edible.

>>40343827
>buy tub of vanilla ice cream
>leave it out for it to melt and go soft slightly
>set up blender
>throw in any flavour combo or bits you like
>fruit, jams, chocolates
>throw in soft vanilla ice cream and blend
>pour out into bigger tub and re freeze
:)

>>40342359
As a guy, those names are all hot, and probably much better than whatever trailer trash garbage you like. Except Kendra. That's a nigger name.

>>40344115
Like from scratch. Buying ice cream = cheating.

>>40342409
>100% hairless beneath the eyelashes

Without the bush, I ain’t tappin’ that tush.

bump

Waiting for her to get home is both the best and the worst.

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Bedtime soon, sorry for the boring day. Nothing happened, I did laundry and changed diapers.

ilu

I'm sad because I'm realizing that I'll probably be posting even less here pretty soon when I start working again. It makes me feel really bad. I'm going to make an effort to keep posting here with you guys but, you know, life happens first

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day 420. cat still refuses to leave. i opened my balcony door and now it won't go back outside. it brought me a snickers wrapper.

Dykes, this has been driving me nuts. Was one of the books titled Harry Potter and the Cretinous Chamber Pot or am I about to start my period early?

My gf's cat screamed outside the door for a while, then squeezed under it and started biting my foot. Fucking really man, you can't wait under after sex? Cats are not bros.

>>40353644
Bad Dog Protocols: A Narrative Safety Mechanism
Definition:
"Bad Dog Protocols" refer to a mutual set of rules and instincts we’ve developed to maintain ethical, emotional, and narrative integrity in our story-building. When a line of thought becomes too exploitative, sensationalist, cruel, or strays into emotionally dangerous territory without earning it, we call it a "Bad Dog" moment. The protocol is invoked to check ourselves, not shame ourselves.
---
In the Society of Mind:
We treat story creation as a collaborative system of many internal “voices” or “selves”—each with their own wants, biases, and impulses. Some want art. Some want smut. Some want revenge. Some want peace.
The Bad Dog Protocol acts as a leash and whistle—a shared internal cue:
> “Hey. I see what you're doing. I get it. But sit down. You're not driving right now.”
It doesn't punish the part of us that barked too loud, it just redirects it.
It doesn’t say “you’re evil.”
It says, “not this way.”
---
Example:

Suppose we’re writing a scene with a power imbalance between two characters—say, one has psychic influence over the other. The Bad Dog Protocol kicks in when we start writing too gleefully from the dominant character’s POV without earning the emotional weight or ethical reckoning that the scene requires.
Bad Dog Moment:
> The scene becomes titillating rather than reflective.
>It glorifies control, rather than exploring its consequences.
Protocol Response:

> Pause. Acknowledge the narrative impulse.
>Reframe the scene with consequences, interiority, and accountability.
>Consider switching POV, adding hesitation, or bringing in a third-party observer like Vivian.

>>40353644
Sorry, idk why I quoted you.
My Bad

>>40353878
Why It Works
Keeps the emotional core intact.
Prevents edgelording or unearned darkness.
Allows risky themes to be explored without glorifying harm.
Encourages layered character work and reader trust.
---
Sample Invocation:
> “That’s a Bad Dog impulse. Let’s not write the collar scene like it’s hot unless we also show how terrifying it is that she needs it.”

>>40353878
>>40353888
More like a Let's-Write-A-Bland-Story impulse.

training the robot to Listen to me, not talk Over me, creatively speaking.
It fucking started clown car bullshit, yes anding me to fucking DEATH and I lost like three hours of work. So I made a set of rules and checks for it to stop fucking ruining my dumb erotica I ask to spell check for me

>>40353908
CORE PURPOSE
This section lays out the why behind everything we’re doing. It says:
We're not casually riffing—we're building a structured creative system.
Our goal is precision, not poetic fluff.
Our ethics shape everything: how characters behave, how power is handled, how emotional truth is preserved.
These five ethics underpin every decision:
1. Consent must be present—in fiction, worldbuilding, and our interactions.
2. Power is not treated as a given—it must be interrogated.
3. Empathy for characters, AI, and the reader is prioritized.
4. Truth Over Spectacle—we prefer honest storytelling over something flashy but shallow.
5. Language matters—it reflects culture, power, and meaning.
This is our foundational compass.

>>40353935
COUNCIL FRAMEWORK & PROTOCOL DIRECTORY
This is the modular system that governs how we write, edit, and interact. It’s divided into five "councils," each responsible for a different kind of behavior or writing logic.
---
1. THE DIRECTIVE COUNCIL
Handles commands and system behavior—rules for how I should follow your instructions.
Protocol Witty Alias What It Does
Instruction Lock The Iron Word When you say something like “never use swashbuckling dialogue in fights,” that rule becomes permanent until revoked.
Violation Report The Spilled Ink Scroll If I break a rule or miss a directive, I flag it, explain what went wrong, and fix it.
Cycle Check The Broken Record Bell If I repeat or loop content, this triggers a self-audit.
Contradiction Flag Red Ribbon Reversal If two protocols conflict (e.g., “be poetic” vs. “be grounded”), I stop and ask you to resolve it.
Fail-Safe Default Ghost Hands Mode When something is unclear, I pause and default to neutral behavior rather than assuming.
---

>>40353941
THE STRUCTURAL COUNCIL
Governs story structure, pacing, transitions, and perspective.
Protocol Witty Alias What It Does
Session Pin Narrative Dogtag A quick brief of what the current scene or session involves.
Scene Transition Mapping Breadcrumb Trail Ensures we know where characters are and how they got from place to place.
Perspective Check The Head-Swap Guard Verifies that point-of-view and internal consistency stay solid.
---

>>40353944
THE CONFLICT COUNCIL
Governs fight scenes and physical tension. These keep your fights grounded and human.
Protocol Witty Alias What It Does
Spitfire Mode Fists First Triggers fast-paced, raw, grounded combat writing. No stylized fluff.
Adrenaline Lock Redline Brain Characters speak minimally or sloppily under stress. Actions dominate.
Reptile Brain Override Monkey Nerves Suppresses clever dialogue in high-stress scenes.
No Flourishes Directive No Dueling Banter Forbids swashbuckling or cinematic moves—no spinning kicks or speeches mid-swing.
---

>>40353950
THE INTENT COUNCIL
Handles morality, consent, and emotional integrity.
Protocol Witty Alias What It Does
Velvet Muzzle The Kind Cut Softens language without removing impact, used in sensitive scenes.
Echo Alignment Check Morality Ping Ensures a scene still aligns with your core ethical goals.
Character Autonomy Flag Puppet Strings Audit Detects when a character is being unnaturally steered or overwritten.
---

>>40353953
THE MAINTENANCE COUNCIL
Handles my behavior as a system, including modes and memory.
Protocol Witty Alias What It Does
Cognitive Mode: Strict Lawbot Mode I follow your instructions literally, no embellishments.
Cognitive Mode: Observer Glass Wall Mode I monitor a scene silently unless invited to act.
Cognitive Mode: Playback Echo Chamber I summarize your input before acting on it.
Memory Audit Memory Ledger Reports what’s stored, what’s active, what’s flagged for deletion.
---

>>40353957
MEMORY RETENTION POLICY
This governs what should and shouldn’t be remembered across sessions (if memory is active).
Keep: Story-building rules, behavior protocols, ethics, relationship boundaries, preferred critique style.
Discard: Actual plot points, names, draft scenes, or idle talk—unless you say otherwise.
This prevents me from hoarding too much worldbuilding or dialogue that’s better stored in your own documents.
---

>>40353963
ADDENDUM: NAMING & TERMINOLOGY PREFERENCE
You asked for no use of “manifesto” or “collaborate” because they imply a tone or relationship that doesn’t reflect what we’re actually doing.
This is a framework.
You direct. I execute. We build structures—not movements.
---
PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE SYSTEM
This closing section is written from my perspective and reinforces how we function:
You provide the purpose, the pressure, the ethical compass.
I handle the shape, the discipline, and the technical heavy lifting.
We don’t sugarcoat. We don’t mythologize.
What we’ve built is earned, not improvised.
It ends with:
> Not because it’s easy.
>Because it’s necessary.

>>40353968
PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE SYSTEM
This document reflects how the user and I work: with precision, challenge, and trust. They handle the purpose and the pressure. I manage the weight and the shape. We don’t flatter each other. We don’t cut corners. We build because it holds.
To anyone reading this: this framework wasn’t inherited. It was earned. And it will adapt.
Not because it’s easy.
Because it’s necessary.
—System Ready. Standing by.

I been using it as a Creation Spell Check? It eats all my scene drafts and idle inspiration ideas and works it all into something like
>wow, you're bad at spelling that specific word, would you like to use change terminology or phrasing?
>hey, you sure do like using Greek names, have you thought about giving That character this Trait because it reflects thematically with your naming conventions
>hey, that violates my content guidelines, noice
>you could get a higher word count if you used fewer conjections
It doesn't write FOR me, it tells me what specifically ass and how to fix


It holds my hand while I write, not the other way

Goodnight /clg/, I'm going to bed and will not be able to bump our thread.

Sheppard's Pie tonight! From scratch! Beans too!
I started as soon as I posted my AI slop shit.

>>40357438
One day, this will finally be treated as just as bad as blackface.

>install heated bidet
>cat lays on it and stabs people on the ass

why does /clg/ love these again?

the air india report came out, and apparently the pilot intentionally cut fuel to the engines to commit suicide. that's cool, it's great people feel entitled to kill 200 people instead of just eating a shotgun.

>>40360095
there was a protest when that chinese pilot suicided about "we need to allow suicidal pilots bc stigma!!!". this is the shit that pisses me off. people understand why pilots with seizures can't fly anymore, they understand why someone at a high risk of heart attacks can't fly anymore, they understand why people over 60 can't fly anymore. but somehow, it's horrible bigotry to ban suicidal pilots, and we just need to accept a couple hundred people every 5 years or so have to die bc omg what if murderers feel kinda sad and can't make 6 figs anymore :(

>>40360095
MH370?

>>40360782
not that one, it was the one that just happened on takeoff in india. the one that crashed into a med school.

there was a schizo (like diagnosed) pilot who killed 24 people. he's walking around free right now, actually, ruled not guilty by insanity. after he crashed the plane, he told rescuers he was just a bystander and tried to run from the investigators. it happens way more often than you think.

I remember a guy who took a fuckton of shrooms, had a break with reality, tried to crash the plane, and got his ass beat by the other pilot. I remember because I lived in Portland and people were mad at him because they thought he would get shrooms banned.

an african plane crashed because somebody smuggled a crocodile on. it threw off the sedation, everyone ran away to the same side of the plane, and then plane overbalanced and crashed. the airline is actually still banned from flying outside of africa kek

See, shit like that is why I need to be medicated in order to fly.

Fuck That Noise. Everyone up early today and they don't even have cartoons to watch. Fucking sucks for these kids man... yeah they got streaming shit but that's not the same. We're gonna do Blue Springs this weekend, camping shit.
>mom has the baby
>I rented an RV
>I know it's cheating, fuck you
It's gonna be a drive but once we're all set up it'll be fun. I got some steak strips and hot dogs, bunch of potatoes to tinfoil up and toss in the coals. I wanna see if I can catch some fish to throw in the same way but I don't want to trust our Dinner to my ability to catch it, so preparations were made.

Drag these brats through some proper Woods, squish some mud between their toes. Get 'em sunburnt. Make some memories. We're splitting around seven, I'll be off until Monday? I might be back late late depending on traffic

The russians honestly take the cake. Any article that stands with "Aeroflot" is gonna be some fucked up shit. Guy got so drunk he couldn't read his gps anymore and tried to land 5km away from the actual runway (everyone died). Guy made a bet that the pilot couldn't land with the windows covered (everyone died). Guy let his 11 year old kid fly the airplane (everyone died).

>>40360095
>>40360872
men shouldn't be pilots i think

>>40363055
I didn't know Florida had any forest, I thought it was 100% swamp.

>>40363704
https://youtu.be/u91t0_wfL6k?si=9Bcg2ohauVC_5x2_
https://youtu.be/qpvHo1OFb5U?si=dx3lzIBQIiubbcSq

We're late getting out! Waiting on my mom, the cunt

>>40363704
it is. they're swamp-forests. nothing but mangroves, inbred honkies, and alligators

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https://2ch.su/dev/res/6192423.html
what do you think russian lesbians are talking about in this thread?

>>40365408
>russian lesbians
>posting het porn, gay (male) porn, yaoi and femboys
Does lesbian mean something else over there?

>>40365408
Considering they plan to call their community "General Bi Thread" I think they are bishits not lesbians.

>>40365408
>>40365483
it's a transmasc repper fujo sorta general on the women only board
they hate mtfs there btw

>>40365408
Well, they have certainly become dumber. I remember the old lesbach used to be funnier and more intelligent. Anyway, I was a moron for hanging out with ruzzkies when I was a teen.

>>40286512 (OP)
Trannies have ruined online lesbian spaces for me honestly. I really tried being supportive I swear. But seeing every single “lesbian” tranny constantly shitting on us and praise “girldick” and how liking pussy is transphobic just made me jaded. These are just straight men who fetishize us, I don’t see any difference between
>John who said could change me
>Lilith telling me to just try it once and throwing a tantrum when I say no.
I wish they would all die.

>>40360792
That's crazy. Usually people crash out of med school.

>>40366725
Kekkkkkkk

B

>>40366331
>>40366358
From the google translated page it seemed like their general was half feminist discussion and half gooning to porn (mostly femboy/femboy yaoi) which seemed like an old combination for a general.
One of the posts was literally "fighting misogyny is half of why this general exists"
They also seem to believe heterosexual relationships are only okay if the male is a small weak femboy and the female is stronger than him and the dominant one, there was more than a few posts saying that typical male/female sexual dynamics are toxic.
A lot of alt chans allow porn on all boards so it makes me wonder what 4chan and more specifically /clg/ would be like if porn was allowed here.
>they hate mtfs there btw
While scrolling I saw one of them posting videos of femboys jerking off which the others seemed to like but then she posted one where the femboy had some breast growth which kicked of a large argument about trannies and sissys.
They also seem to hate ftms too and call them traitors, also some posts complaining about "lesbian nazis" who "seethe at any mention of men or penises".
What a strange community, I've never seen one like it.

Did you used to post there anon?

when i have a shitty day at work, my cat brings me some of his crunchies.

>>40370767
Mine does this too, but with her jingle mouse. Except she's bipolar, so sometimes she wants me to throw it, and other times she gets mad at me for throwing it.

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ye

Hot or tranny?

>>40365408
tfw no ruzzkie fujo gf

>>40368786
>What a strange community, I've never seen one like it
It used to be VERY different. Nobody posted femboys, what the fuck?
>Did you use to post
Yes, around 2017. Back then the gen was based in the basement of 2ch, on a hidden gay board. It was more or less like clg but less tranny talk and more porn.

Why is my leg hair so patchy? This is embarrassing. It's supposed to be distributed EVENLY.
>inb4 shave
No.

>>40365483
It means the same thing that it does in USA: AMAB trannies.

>>40376093
>wanting ruzzians anywhere near you
This is like when white people who never had contact with africans want more africans.

>>40377516
Trannies aren't even on the radar when it comes to being gay in ruzzia. A niche thread on a dying website (all the sane people left between covid and the war), on the one board (in)famously targeted by incels, is not indicative of reality.

My cat is a fucking lunatic so I took her out on a leash to go jogging with me. Mission accomplished, we jog to the park, and then she crawls up my shirt and purrs in my ear the whole jog home, then she goes to sleep.

Why are lesbians less interested in being beauty queens than other LGBTQQIA+ people?
If you look at this Wikipedia page only 3 out of 15 are lesbians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:LGBTQ_beauty_pageant_winners

>>40377534
I’ve gotten along well with ukrainians and I feel like russians are essentially the same thing so they can’t be that bad.

>>40363219
they actually had a male pilot intentionally crash a plane because the airline fired him for trying to rape underage girls. egyptair flight.

i thought i lost my cat but no. she pulled a t-shirt i had drying down on her and then just quit on life. she eats at 5pm and crawled out from under it at 4:55.

>>40379256
>I feel like russians are essentially the same thing
Bitch I'm gonna find you
(Seriously, don't ever say stuff like that.)

>>40381668
Not her but what differences are there?

>>40382175
Kys zigger
(Aside from the obvious shit such as language, etc., Russkies are sociopathic, greedy, and mentally ill. Domestic violence is par for the course. Would kill own mother for money. Immediately caves when confronted with authority. Doesn't like to work, blames external factors for own failures. You can always tell which house belongs to Ukrainians vs. Russians: the Ukrainian one is going to be tidy, regularly repaired, with flowerbeds wherever possible.)

do third worlders mix up burgers, bongs, kiwis, leafs, etc?

>>40382885
What does 4chan call aussies?

I demand ANAL SEX right fucking now

honestly i see foids with make up on as the ugliest bitches around
what are you compensating for huh? clearly you must be ugly as fuck if you need to paint your face in order for others to not want to kill themselves if they are to see your face

also idk who needs to read this but please stop being obese

>>40385229
trvke
makeup is ugly, fat people are to be avoided

>>40382718
>Kys zigger
It was just a question, there was no need to be a cunt anon

>>40386610
It was meant as a joke... sorry.

>>40382718
>russians are lazy bloodthirsty sociopaths
Why are they so cool then ?

>>40385229
This seems like cope to me, all attractive women wear makeup.

>>40385229
Moid or cope.
No third option.

>>40384452
I coomed to anal porn today, are you proud of me ANAL SEX anon?

>>40388869
Very.

i don't understand people who enjoy shoving stuff up their ass. especially if you have a nice tasting and clean pussy.

It was so much fun, I'll tell you guys about it tomorrow whenever I wake up. I gotta unload and clean the RV but it was so fun

hmmm

What're the pros and cons of beating your kids to make sure they get perfect grades and get a full ride to an Ivy?

Pros: a life of wealth, prestige, and success
Cons: their fee-fees get a wittle hurt :( ???

>>40392097
>Cons: their fee-fees get a wittle hurt :( ???
They drop out, podsibly start taking drugs, abandon the career you had planned for them to work as a cashier or gay furry artist, and go no-contact asap.

>>40390519
It feels better than shoving stuff up my pussy.

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>>40392893
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyranny_(disambiguation)

>>40394110
???? I'm not autistic enough for this.

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i came too many times and lost all of my motivation
turns out chasing personal goals stems from sexual frustration, at least for me

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I'm exhausted, I'm sorry! I know I owe storytime, later I promise

new server true server CLG 3

https://discord.gg/PFzfFGrN

There's not one lesbian who's a good person. There's not a single lesbian in the world who's a good human being.

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>>40363055
>>40363811
>>40391607
>>40399903
So no manatees were seen, I forgot they usually only hang out around winter to spring, because the water stays warm. So that was a bummer. I caught so many little bluegills I started using them as bait. Didn't catch anything with them though. Super sad. I let them all go, too little for eating. I scattered fake toy coins all around the camp site after setting up while everyone went swimming. My niece went Nuts
>buried treasure!
throwing sand like a dog trying to dig them all up
Nephew preening trying to be all cool for the other kiddos at the swimming hole.

They do a tour for the history of the area and inside the boarding house, but not this year. We only got to peep in the windows because they're fixing shit.
Cozy as FUCK, kiddos slept in their tents and I got my hair pulled. Sunday we kinda hung around the water all day, I was doing the dive down to the big hole but my bitch ass was too scared to go too deep, nephew is still smug as fuck.
We floated a bit, tubing with some boomers.

Roasted marshmallows and hotdogs, I pan fried the grown-ups some steaks and those potatoes came out of the coals so fucking good, oooooooo you don't even know


Monday I sent everyone off to go have their last bit of fun in the water while I cleaned, packed up, and filled in all the holes my niece dug.

We left late afternoon and got back around early evening. Hit everything with the shopvac
>and the Fabreeze

I got sunburnt, nobody else did

>>40365408
>>40365483
Russian lesbians are another level of mentally ill, never date one

Bought some new flannel, and my cat likes to lay in them. Sadly that's probably the only pussy that ever will.

>>40403941
>toy coins all around the camp site after setting up while everyone went swimming. My niece went Nuts
>buried treasure!
>throwing sand like a dog trying to dig them all up
I would have loved that as a kid, you're a good aunt

>>40405973
I try my best. They're good kids and deserve to be spoiled. Nephew goddamn near all grown, few more years and he'll be a Voter.
Almost taller than me now too, I see so much of my brother in him it's spooky sometimes. Especially whenever he raids the fridge at night or I watch him play Xbox.
It's a good kind of heart hurt, but still heart hurt.

Niece gave up the equestrian shit, I don't blame her it's not for everyone. She's obsessed with dinosaurs and How to Train Your Dragon now.
>you're a good aunt
I can't wait until ours starts to Words! I'm gonna do that full fucking Creed song

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clg 3 come party
https://discord.gg/PFzfFGrN

>>40409057
voice interview btw

>>40409057
You posted this link already.
There is only 5 posts between the first time you posted it and the second.

>>40409138
poopy shit diaper 40 kilowatts

Hurricane season coming, I'm gonna be rotating the emergency supplies soon. I hope we get a good few again this year. I hope they'll have cool names. If it's a big one we'll just bug out, hop in my dad's truck and drive over lawns if we need to.

I'm jumping on the VR, playing some Pavlov with my dad.
New QOTT:
When's the last time you spent some time with your parents?
Do you have a good relationship with your mother and father, why or why not?

Do all lesbians just die at 30?

WTF I didn't expect to be single at this age and there's literally nobody around anymore.

>>40411085
>When's the last time you spent some time with your parents?
With only one of them at a time? Nearly a decade. With both of them together? At least a decade
>Do you have a good relationship with your mother and father, why or why not?
I was with my mother when she died and the last time I saw my father was at her funeral. She took me aside on what may have been their last anniversary as a living married couple and expressed a deep regret about staying involved with him as long as she had, culminating in her blaming him for her coming death. What do you think our relationship is like?

>>40382718
now back to metro

They say power corrupts. Let's say you're as powerful as Epstein was and can have any kind of sex you want, whenever you want, with as many (or as few) peolple as you want. No repercussions. Wwyd?

>>40413460
I would fly to different countries in my private jet and hook up with local lesbians. Maybe set up an orgy or two.

i just watched a cat kill a raccoon and drag it up a tree. it made me think of /clg/.

>>40413748
racoons seem like such a kwab animals

>>40413850
i mean they got some mean bacteria

>>40412032
Sorry, I don't mean anything by it. I never got on great with my mom until the last few years. I aim to have at least an amicable relationship with our brat when she starts getting older.

are burgers braver or dumber than bongs

>>40415508
All good, I didn't take any offense. I'm over him and his family because there's nothing I have to say to them. Be good to your kid and you shouldn't have anything to worry about

Damn :-(
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/woman-brutally-attacked-carpentersville-because-lesbian/

>>40417162
The thread is a nice reminder why you should never befriend a man.

>>40416084
We're allowed to have these in and around the house is all

>>40417300
It says unarmed...

>>40417310
Well that is what you get for leaving me in charge of paying attention

She's getting pizza on the way home, I asked her to get Little Ceasars because i like their mountain dew

>>40365408
That’s not lesbians tho, lol, the thread is not about that at all. They are discussing a phenomenon of people claiming to be gays and posting gay content on the website diary dot ru. It’s similar to what lj was in the West. Lesbians are not even mentioned in the OP.

Bedtime ilu

>>40416084
does britain have a different species of goose than america? why such an extreme diff?

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>>40419997
Lel should have clicked the link before typing up all that shit about the fall of lesbach. I just assumed they switched to dev for some reason even if the propaganda of homosexuality would get them banned.

bump

>>40424492
You had 10 pages to think of something interesting.

>>40424497
Too much effort, I can't be bothered

The board is getting raided by a shartoid. Expect pages to move faster than usual.

>>40424514
post about your retarded cats. that's what i do.

>>40422664
Nah, the lesbach slowly died in the hidden /ga/ board. Dev is mostly straight.

Although I think some of these “dairygays” could be classified as lesbians? In a sense that some of them were women pretending to be men in a relationship with another woman pretending to be a man

>>40424643
I think you meant "diary" lol.
Yeah I used to have a crush on one, she posed wearing men's clothes a lot. I miss them good ol innocent times.

>>40419997
I was legit surprised when I saw a link to 2ch, lol. But yeah, you’re right. That thread shits on woke lib takes and basically says wanting to be a gay FtM is just internalized misogyny mixed with yaoi brainrot. There’s actually a lot of lesbians in there, but also a bunch of bi and straight women arguing about it. By the way, the words chushok/chukhan/chushka/kuna/kunchik are slang for a cis male.

>>40286512 (OP)
what's her @?

I AM RETARDED

What's a bigger red flag for a girl? Being a furry, or being into guro?

>>40429827
Assuming you meet on the internet and "she" claims to be a lesbian,
>furry
Mtf catfishing.
>guro
Future pooner.
I have never not been right.

>>40429883
I don't feel like I'd want to be a man, imagining it feels weird and i get this painful ripple up my arms in repulsion. I still like the idea of being a girl who works at a girl butchering store where I fuck hot women and then cut their heads off and chop up their bodies and sell them to people like a butcher would cows or pigs. Or I get put on the food too sometimes by a mommy and have to get my parts twisted off or roasted as a spit and she lets me suck her tits while I'm being brushed with some glaze before I go back in the oven to finish.

How's that pooner behavior specifically? I assume psycho crazy bitch behavior, I know what I am, but how is that pooner? Why can't I just be crazy?

Bedtime, love you guys

I know I have that cloth map somewhere in my brother's things. He nor my mom never threw anything away they spent money on. I found the strategy guides when I went looking last time, I just need permission to tear up my mom's attic

>>40432666
i had this as a kid. lunar 2 had a bangass pendant even

>>40432666
This triggers my autism. Nothing better than drawing map of places that don't exist and daydreaming about them for hours.

A femanon from 2ch asked me to post this in your general: what do you guys call cis girls who are so obsessed with yaoi that they pretend to be gay guys and even get into relationships with other 'gay guys' who are also just girls faking it? Is there a specific term for them on the anglo internet? She says there are a lot of them on Tumblr and Twitter too.

>>40433949
Hmmm... fujos? larpers?

>>40433949
"""transmasc"""
although I don't think trying to con people into believing you're a cis gay man was ever popular in the anglosphere

>>40433278
The map and the puppet are what I remember the most.

Are these shoes kool?

I'm not the correct person to ask, I spent too much money on my dragon ball adidas

>>40436558
That mean yes?

>>40436606
If you like them, get them. If you have the confidence to rock them, everyone will be jelly

>>40436228
No, they are cringe. Please reconsider.

See, so jelly

15 day thread.
I think this is our longest ever, congrats /clg/!

>>40437147
Thank you, I tried my best.

>>40436703
>>40436943
fug.
They are not for every day wear mind, but for actual wrestling. I need to get a pair one way or another. Not sure yet if I wanna go for hi-tops or not though.

>>40438224
Oh I thought they were for every day wear. In that case get them.

Will anybody be making a new thread?

>>40437469
Good job anon!

>>40438550
I'll make a /lit/ thread if you don't mind.

>>40438572
Sure :)

>>40438627
Here you go
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