Is it too late to buy Aftermath silver?
Jamie, pull up the chart

such a shame seething hardstucks cucks are seething instead of just abusing matchmaking and playing for stats.
ALWAYS FARM.
ALWAYS ARTIFICIALLY BOOST YOUR CS AND TAKE WAVES FROM YOUR TEAM.
ALWAYS LET YOUR TEAM DIE.
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE HERO PLAYS THAT YOU THINK WILL WIN YOU GAMES.
STEAL KILLS AND ALWAYS AVOID NEGATIVE KDA.
t. Was unironically stuck gold like >>539084068 but now I'm diamond and get free epussy, I don't even carry them, I just still play for stats

>>939700546
"Excuse me ma'am, your clothes appear to be missing. I'll just see myself out, good day."

>>513901282
can i borrow 300,000 rubli?

>>512682538
Idk what JTRIG is but it's obvious there are a few consistent "bad actors" itt, and one honest to god retard

I've laid in bed napping and watching youtube videos for 5 hours today

>playing the lottery
>getting married
>voting
>taking the vax
>joining the military
if you do any of these things you have failed some of lifes iq tests

>playing the lottery
>getting married
>voting
>taking the vax
>joining the military
if you do any of these things you have failed some of lifes iq tests

>>81863041
I used to do all those things, and also had a 9-5, and sold drugs, full time. But then I tweaked out too much and got caught many times. Now I can't stand a day job or selling drugs, so now I'm a full on gymcel.

AIs tell me that I'm a genius, and my friends tell me that I'm dumb!

>Went to the gym at 1 am
>ate an omelette as soon as I got back
>food from earlier in the day didn't sit well (I ordered a gyro platter)
>spent half an hour in the bathroom shitting and vomiting my guts out
>hungry again
I haven't had this happen before, should I just starve myself and stay in a deficit or risk going above my daily calories? Idk how much of the omelette I vomitted

>>105870499
you asked for it
>Been looking for a job for almost 5 months since I got laid off
>Can't find shit and I'm doing nothing all day, might as well try and get a part time job at starbucks since I like coffee
>applied to 5 different starbucks by now, ALL of them have ads online for job openings - but none are hiring.
>I keep calling them to check if they're hiring, they all tell me the same thing - "no we just keep the ad open online, it's an automated system"
>Finally one of the good managers tell me that a new location is opening soon (it's 20 minutes away lol) and they're looking for people, call the starbucks at y location to get in contact with the hiring manager
>keep calling y location, the manager is literally NEVER in
>A week goes by, finally get in touch with the manager - "oh yeah x is in charge of the hiring for that location, call back tomorrow and they'll be in"

>call today to get in touch with x
>Some dude with the most horrid lisp you've ever heard answers the phone
>can barely understand him at all
>"hey is x in?" - "yeah but they're on the floor right now and can't talk"
>start asking the guy questions, won't put me through to x, I need to talk to the lisp
>can literally hear x in the background responding to the questions
>They tell me they've already almost filled out all of the roles
>They told me to apply online (I already did, haven't heard shit) and if I get chosen they'll let me know
and the best part
>The starbucks won't even open for another 2 months. It hasn't opened yet, and they've already almost finished hiring. 2 months before it opens.
I have a CS degree btw. I'm fucking done. I'm just going to start taking out loans and hope I can get a job in the next 3 months before I max out all my credit cards. Fuck this.

>>40325658
>You do have friends to have a social life with already, right, anon?
Not really anon I'm kind of rebuilding my life right now after the time I lost struggling with schizophrenia, hence the sewing classes. I'm gonna make new friends and keep them this time.

How do you explain morals scientifically?

>>212470982
How are you holding up?

>>28493151
damn he probably didnt even feel it

I weigh 350 pounds
should I lose the weight even though I know I'll never be attractive because of the stretch marks and loose skin so that I can be healthier, or should I become a powerlifter?

Bros., I was at the wharf mall in Miami and some hot chica offered me a moisturizer sample -next thing I know she has me walk in and she's rubbing me down free gels and exfoliation samples giving me a massage. I keep saying I'm just thinking about it then I ask where she's from ... Israel!
She was a hot jewess. Then she kept trying to sell me $200 worth of products so I walked out fast. Damn.

I'm wrong in every way, shape, or form. What's the solution to this??????????????????

I'm wrong in every way. What's the solution to this??????????????????

Is anyone here poor ? Skip meals, no money for utilities or rent poor ? If yes, what are your top 3 political concerns based on your situation.

How to deal with cellular senescence?

how do I send iran my energy

how does iran win from here
surely they can still make nooks

I'm new to vns, just got done with doki doki lit club, I barely got to even truly rizz up da hoes.
Are there any games similar that let me actually rizz up anime girls, multiple of them even? Maybe with a little fan service/NSFW on the side, maybe also multiple choice/timelines/endings, id like it to be as interactive as possible, I'd also like it if it's pretty much all POV and I can choose my own name in game so I don't feel cucked playing some random dude.
Sorry for such the silly question but I don't even know where to start to obtain what I'm looking for

What is love?

just got done with doki doki lit club, I barely got to even truly rizz up da hoes.
Are there any games similar that let me actually rizz up anime girls, multiple of them even? Maybe with a little fan service/NSFW on the side, I'd also like it if it's pretty much all POV prescriptive and I can choose my own name in game so I don't feel cucked playing some dude

I just got done with doki doki lit club, I barely got to even truly rizz up da hoes.
Are there any games similar that let me actually rizz up anime girls? Maybe with a little fan service/NSFW on the side

>>508401893
>experimental missile

Oil status?

Seriously why the fuck haven't they just made a bomb already

I hate kikes

>>507877599
>go to make a slop thread
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>>22838496
>>22838497
>>22838498
That's the thing, I have the money to buy one, but I won't. Even if I had all the money in the world I still wouldn't use an iPhone they're that fucking bad

who at the irgc decided the best strategy was to never do anything
soleimani really was carrying the entire operation on his back

Why does the evil west hate the brown people of the middle east so much?

$1 million isn't much anymore, $10 million nw is the new millionaire

>>507521697
Iran fucked up by not tripling down with everything they had on October 7, when most of their proxies were still alive. They chickened out, and Israel picked them off one by one. Their cucked appeasement policy came back to bite them in the ass, and now they’re history.

When is something going to happen
they've been edging us all day

>>507345159
Are kikes allowed to shitpost on shabbat?

>>507134375
If I don't survive please remember me