Bombs away edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>22848266

moobie

>>22852190
I just woke up from an alarm on my phone for the moobie. better be good.

someone on /v/ and /g/ is ranting at abib about sonic tomagatchi rugpools and liquidity of banana republics or whatever
what the fuck happened

movie is live and let die, an old bond movie.

N

well, that settles that. kablooie. more or less, will need time to confirm i think, tomorrow's briefing should have more info. as much as it pains me to do, i have to admit that baggie was right and prescient. i really thought they were going to talk it out and i was legitimately surprised when it happened. obviously the best strategic outcome, we will see about the diplomatic fallout tomorrow, but i imagine people are just going to have to cope with this. possible still this could escalate, but i do doubt it, even if china were willing to assist, to do so now when such an important objective is already lost makes even less sense than before. think markets will be fine, would buy a dip on monday, would buy the crypto dip now, but i think we'll be green. they might do a gift selloff on monday, real plunge, and then in the midst of it do a surprise rate cut and get a terrific rally. i know, fantastic and cynical, but i can see that happening, would help with people's coping, lotta people probably think we need to go lower because of a large-font headline. anyways see you all later.

>>22852211
enjoy the show

N

i bought

so this is what it feels to be rich and not give a fuck about $50 vs $150 skillet

>>22852245
No.
Rich is when you just order DoorDash and don’t even know if a skillet was necessary for preparing your food.

Tonight is sushi night. (again)

Hey guys, I’m having trouble choosing between a pair of products, please advise:

>>22852335
product A

>>22852335
product B

>>22852335
Same thing.

>>22852335
>>22852336
>>22852337
both products come with anal and allow recordings with face

last time that I ordered from this place, the product was defective and wouldn’t stop fucking crying even when I screamed in its face, so please take this aspect into consideration

>>22852340
need to change flags to Hong Kong before you order things like this

>>22852338
product B is flatter and more child-like, while product A is much more of that idealized stick figure with sideways strange that ya just wanna tame again and again

>>22852245
I could use something like this. I switched to induction plate for my frying needs and have been using a ceramic pan for it. It's okay but the ceramic pan is not amazing in terms of non-stick. They all work amazing for the first few months as they come with some extra slippy spray applied but once that's gone it's standard olden ceramic, which is nominally non-stick.

>>22852340
>crying
>defective
?

>>22852344
yeah i have an induction stove, just want the heat retention since the induction cant quite catch up sometimes if i add too much impatiently, user error but whatever ill use a crutch im not trying to be masterchef or something

actually lol i already have a lodge cast iron but i want enameled so i can just use a sponge and soap on it, not a fan of the whole maintaining a seasoning and it coming off into food

>>22852247
i think once my portfolio is enough to buy a house without a mortgage, im like a 2x or 3x away from that depending on house sq ft and location, id prob be burning my money on takeout too

open overtime at work i could just stay back for like 30 min to pay for a meal instead of cooking+cleaning 1hour
well technically just getting paid extra hours i dont actually get paid 1.5x because my shitty country decided certain people can be exempt from labour laws

>>22852341
>being this clueless
https://asianpink.cafe/

>>22852245
Their stuff used to be dirt cheap and always at TJX. I don’t know when normal fags found out about it. I like their stuff. I’ve been buying ‘Italian’ made granite sauce pans and stuff lately, too.

Oil spiking Monday, bonds tanking

>>22852336
a is better.

Bar is fucking dead btw

>>22852340
> allow recordings with face
What does this mean?

N

I

how bad is monday going to be

G

>>22852441
War is golden bullish

Trump should have done this on Thursday so we could forever remember the June 19th holiday as the day we bombed the fuck out of Iran.

>>22852462
Would you for one second think of the stockmarket? Would anybody think of the stockmarket for once!!?!?

>>22852411
the hooker explicitly allows you to record her face while you’re fucking them.

I usually just use a hidden cam, but the footage isn’t as great as if you were literally allowed to get a fucking video cam and point it straight in their face as you jam your fat cock directly into their asshole

>>22852465
Don't be a panican. The market already priced this shit in. Now we wait for the response. If the response is underwhelming we go higher, if China decides to start some shit, we could see the return of liberation day lows, and further lows. I don't think China will do anything because they just saw we're not fucking around.

>>22852473
I'm hearin it was just some tomahawks which would do diddly squat. Nothing burger crowd stay winning.

>>22852441
might not be a good day on the baku exchange, but i think us markets will be green since we haven't traded with iran since the revolution. depends if the straits get closed though, then we will see a big red day with oil big green. think that's very unlikely though, think that would invite severe retaliation and i don't think iran is suicidal.

>>22852450
depends on the war, but lopsided ones like this definitely are.

>>22852462
think it was right to give them a fair chance and put forward a good-faith proposal.

>>22852471
do they charge extra to cuddle afterwards?


new deadlift pr, getting more reps and sets in. still getting stronger. aching for love right now, real and physical, want you babe. gonna compromise though. know we're a ways away from that. seeing another side of you and it's making me more passionate. keep us in mind. i know i was a bit manic today, but i feel i got the better of some of my bullies and it really gassed me up, will try to behave better tomorrow, and i think the thread will improve, think i shook their courage, what little they had. don't always have this confidence, see it in you though, fiery spirit. just more stuff i want in my life.

oh, one more thing. i didn't cuss at them, i didn't use slurs. but i still got them big mad. it's a little trickier but it feels better. know you're working on it too, and i love you that much more for it. goodnight sweetheart, i'm glad you're happy tonight.

>>22852529
post us one e-mail by "her". It's more than 3 months now. A US soldier whose wife is getting railed at home is probably getting more e-mails or other kinds of communication.

>>22852529
>cuddle afterwards
they charge by the hour, my man

I’ve heard someone once say that you’re not paying a hooker for sex, you pay for them to leave at the end

>>22852640
which makes no sense, since you pay them to be with you and if there was a sign you would not pay they'd leave. Repeating retarded shit doesn't make it right. It's literal cope mindgymnastics.

Try it next time. Invite her to your place and tell her upfront you won't pay. I'm sure she'll stay until you pay her to leave.

you spend more time with us than you ever will with her

>>22852640
>pay for them to leave
see that's the part i don't understand.

>>22852592
>>22852650
she's deliberating. she's transforming. i'm a lot older than her and she's very young. she's brilliant and has options. she has a lot to consider. but she reads my posts, she hasn't given me a formal brush off, and she's unmarried. laugh all you want guys but i'm still in the running here. she respects herself too much to rush into this, it's not from distaste for me. keep saying aloud what she's not gonna do by the way, see what happens. thank you all for playing foil, i think she likes this sort of thing.

... but tell me if you don't babe o.o

>>22852471
lmfao i thought that was a sex doll.

>>22852645
dont be dense. its a figure of speech, Ahmed.

>>22852658
Hory shit you are smart

>>22852664
More garlic sauce please. And spicy, please. No drinks, thanks.

>>22852664
And then please push your cart onto another street.

You don't want the smoke.

>>22852672
Sorry, I'm all out of garlic sauce. Would you want some gutter sauce instead? Spicy you say? Are you sure? This is not some kind of insurance scam like being driven over in China, is it?

does the Iran situation warrant a correction?

It's fucking OVER. Iran has stealth missiles. Kikes BTFO.

>>22852710
Depends on what they do about it.

>>22852710
nah.

but also wouldn't take any strong positions one way or another, this is the most 50-50 time to be alive. By some metrics institutional leans bullish, but that might be their default position in times like this, putting on a brave face for their clients.

Will my Persian carpets go up in value now?
>>22852471
> fat cock
I believe the term is Massive Ordnance Penetrator
>>22852441
Some panic will have subsided but still red. Remember when Trump Ginsu’d that other salami general in Iraq? Yeah, neither does anyone else these days. Just be prepared to slurp.
>>22852465
I believe the stock market reaction comes into account when planning the timing of these things.
It why it was done on a weekend when fewer people are paying attention.

>>22852727
Looks like we're going to have to hit the oil.

>>22852367
>https://asianpink.cafe/

Is this what they call "girlmath"?

>>22852831
no the girls didn't make this website, it's niggermath

>>22852831
What? It makes perfectly sense.
1/2 hr is 300
1 hr is 350
1.5 hr is 650
1.5 hr is (=) 1 hr + 1/2 hr, which means
650 = 350 + 300

Where's the issue?
It's actually straight math. You are the one expecting a discount. But discounts are not math.

I want to remind everyone that Israel is the victim here.

>>22852857
thank you baggie

>>22852857
https://youtu.be/utSupFnnL7I?si=Tb2dcL8UUEUo9hb6

>>22852857
>I want to remind everyone that Israel is the victim here.
Are you forgetting that we, I mean, they are also america's greatest ally, and the only democracy in the middle east?
Oy vey, what's with the antisemitism. I demand you apologize for your insults against the jewish people.

We still have a lot of questions that can only be answered by getting boots on the ground. We should do our part and give the IDF some much deserved rest.

>>22852847
kek, ok I didn't spot that they just added the first two

>>22852867
Can I just invest in BLK? I don’t do well in noisy environments.

Iran is 2 years away from having a nuclear wrapon, and we must bomb them to prevent them from obtaining nuclear weapons.

Kebab + Poo = Iranian

Those entrances to the nuclear facilities didn’t happen to be two meters wide were they?

what do I even do if I hit $1million in my TFSA?

do I cash out to buy a house and then chill after a few more years of saving purely for retirement income, or use the $1 million as tax free income to pay a mortgage instead so once im done i have a bigger tax-free income fund if i didnt withdraw too much

the numbers never gonna be enough is it? the base need to live without having to work, but then i wont be able to have a 2nd car (i want a miata)

>>22853009
I think your second option makes the most sense. Sounds like you have the collateral to get a decent interest rate on a loan. Just don’t do an ARM

Morning everyone. Internet is down, phoneposting from balcony. Did see that everybody agrees that the facility was destroyed. Thats good. Feel bad for anyone that was inside but hopefully evacuated. Got a cheese danish from sbux, it was not very good, bearish. Hope everyone has a great sunday, bullish markets otherwise.
>>22853016
On cnn i got served ads for credit cards and home equity loans, seems they want people taking credit out now while rates are high. Personally think us rates are headed lower, and that they are already really high, might actually be a good time for an arm, especially if you can get a lower headline rate than fixed. Your advice is generally pretty solid tho, but i think its a unique moment

bros i might make it next week. that is if i'm allowed to withdrawal the winnings
>>22853038
>everybody agrees that the facility was destroyed.
nobody tell him

>>22853038
If short term rates go down while long term rates remain high banks can make money and the economy will be great again.

>>22853279
I dont invest in the financial sector

Futures might not be as bad as people expect.. nothing on today.. USMNT plays the terrorist nation of *aiti later in the evening.

>>22853286
Banks are the backbone of the economy.

phew. internet is back. thought i'd have to be productive all day. i'm going to be though, gonna relearn prelude in c, got a good start already. pretty easy to play, already had it memorized a few years back, coming back quickly, but it's such a beautiful song. most nice hotels have pianos in the lobby, it's a real power move to sit down at one and play that, gets everyone's attention on you immediately, if i'm gonna travel this summer i definitely want that up my sleeve.

saw they voted to close the hormuz straits in iran. don't worry though, i voted against it, and i feel like both actions have just about the same weight right now.

special good morning to you penelope. still hopeful for us. thinking of you. stuff i want to say, lessons i want to teach, but my horoscope warned me to be a good boy today, so i guess that's what i'm gonna do. but don't think i'm ignoring you, just the opposite, giving you time which is what i think you need.
listen to some jazz with me though, i think it has a very good effect on you. wanna take you to my spot someday, it's a mixed scene though and you gotta stay cool, you're getting there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGx1HvLV_NQ

God damn it's fucking hot out today...

>>22853345
Horoscopes were invented by the Greeks to get women to spread their legs so men can spread their seed.

I'm really concerned, Iran is less than 2 years away from having a nuclear weapon. We should send in a special ops team to remove the Ayatollah and all of his henchmen from power.

>>22853357
i used to be skeptical too. hard to deny at this point though. when i was a kid we visited some friends of my dad's, his wife was an astrologer and she did my chart. she said that me and my mother would be very close for life and that my place was in the home. at the time my mom didn't even like me very much and i wanted to be a senator. we both laughed.

>>22853361
I've heard it's way closer than that. Some say they are 2 weeks away.

>>22853361
Always with the
>We
like I'm not even here

>>22853363
Here's a horoscope for everybody. You're gonna die.

>>22853376
okay, i'll bite, what's the sentiment in germany right now? what does the media want you to think?

>>22853378
Not me, i'm going to be transferred to the anime dimension where I can live with my wife and child for eternity.

>>22853386
based. looking forward to your video today.

>>22853385
there is only damage in israel
every attack on iran is absolutely necessary to save the world etc.
probably just copypasta

IRAN IS DANGEROUS FOR OUR DEMOCRACY

>>22853390
It's going to be much later. I have to go grocery shopping today but i'm waiting until later when it cools off a little. It's nearly 100 degrees already and it's not even noon

>>22853399
working on my patience today anyways. won't miss it. get bananas, frozen blueberries, nonfat greek yogurt, and orange juice. simple delicious smoothie and. i put creatine and hmb in mine for the workouts, you should get some too. you'll probably need to order hmb online though.

>>22853401

>>22853405
oops

>>22853408
It says it alters cholesterol levels in the body. I already have high cholesterol so it's probably not a good idea.

>>22853410
ah. good look. check out plant sterols and take psyllium fiber then. worked for me, i went vegetarian as well though.

... mega bearish developments

so mad i didnt buy a bunch of UVIX on friday

>>22853413
beeteecee, pull up

Should i just buy aramco?

>>22852337
>>22852336

You do realize that you can just find their video code and get them for free on one of hundreds of pirate video sites. Don't even have to download and can get 4k streaming.

>>22853386
Sorry, but that is not what the stars say.

>>22852336
>>22852337
Why not just edit the photos together instead of going tough the hassle of making 3 posts?

>>22853378
Saw some french faggot at the airport with memento morri tattoed over his arm

So I woke up today from a dream that my eyes were falling out and then I had to change my tampon and check my horoscope. My horoscope told me to bet the Yankees hard today, and to buy Bitcoins, so I did that and now its time to change my tampon again.

>>22853465
Fuck you kike!

>>22853469
grotesque image vulgar
you know jews like it when you sink to their level, they think it's funny

>>22853469
Lol

Rocker I parlayed the Tigers and Yankees, if I don't win this it is all your fault.

>>22853465
>baggie having a bullish vision
RIP BITCOIN

>>22853477
Tigers have had a hard time with TB and I have no explanation for why.

>>22853038
If you think you may be selling the home before the interest rates are adjusted upward then go for an ARM. Realistically nobody really stays in a home for more then five years anyway especially if you’re in the tech field. When buying a home for cash you must consider whether the value of the home will rise faster than the stock market. Also a home is a liability, your stocks are an asset. Don’t trade an asset for a liability.

While collecting today’s bottles I saw that some dummy fell for the new window scam. These were most likely original windows from the late seventies when the building was constructed and still looked good. It will take 80 years for the owner to recoup the cost with the “energy savings” and honestly the useful life of the whole building will be done in about 20 years. Sooner if we get another big earthquake. Don’t fall for the new window meme anons. This is financial advice.

>>22853566
Did you take the old windows home? Also how do you have a constant supply of bottles? Doesn't anybody recycle over there?

>>22853581
No, they use them for olive oil or selfmade liquor.

>>22853589
Then how does he keep finding bottles?

How bad is it going to get this week?

It's 101 degrees, my air conditioner can't keep up, my internet isn't working i think my modem is overheating, and I'm out of soda. This might be the end for me frens. Don't forget me.

>>22853607
who the fuck are you

>>22853612
stfu turkroach and get me a coke zero!

>>22853614
Ok Sir 1 kebab 1 coke zero Sir ... wait a minute... I'm sorry Sir we do not serve fat people ITT it is haram.

(it would be considered animal abuse wich is why it is haram)

I’m speaking to Donald Trump right now.

>>22853619
You do not serve swine, like, neither customer nor dish.

>>22853627
oh yeah? I'm speaking to Benjamin Netanjahu

I am speaking.

>>22853630
I do not serve real meat at all

>>22853631
I think we’re speaking to each other right now, Hanz..

/smg/ kebab is made from rendered fat with bread and aroma made from sheep droppings and aa special spice mix that contains a pinch of methamphetamine

>>22853641
mmmhmm, that sounds delicious, especially the last ingredient. So exhilarating

If futures red, buy calls monday. If futures green, buy calls monday.

>>22853639
you can call me Hanz if you like but my real name is 庫大庫路马拉可林不拉夫斯基

>>22853644
We’ll close green on Monday if we’re red all night.

>>22853639
me too, but my real name is Abu Dschaʿfar Muhammad ibn Musa al-Chwārizmī.

We are going to be so green, you'll have to hire the Phillie Phanatic in lieu of your McKinsey consultant.

>>22853566
I'd think of new insulated windows as both a comfort expense, and a long term investment that helps sell the house down the road. If two houses are similiar in price and size, which one would ya choose? If one had older windows and the other had insulated windows, I'd choose the insulated windows every time.

and really you instantly reap the benefits of energy savings in the form of current day comfort, you can read a good book by the window on a hot day and not get burned

https://youtu.be/d-f64vQHXkY?si=ZPjhinGp9jfiE_As

there is an idea of germany
but there is no real germany
only an entity
something illusory

>>22853652

>>22853664
Nothing more satisfying than pumping air through a clogged pipe.

>>22853686

>>22853689
I was collecting gummi rings for no reason for years. When my drain clogged because I pour fat in it all the time I just used the gummi rings to shove my air pump into the pipe and voilà.

I'm a fucking genius.

>>22853686
Actually draining your balls deep in a warm wet p**** is pretty satisfying, but I have never pumped air through a clogged pipe.

>>22853780
have sex incel

Holl up niggas. You mean to tell me those B-2 bombers left from White Man Airbase? Are you fucking kiddin me?

>>22853780
I literally did both last week so do not doubt my judgement

sex is massively overrated here on 4chan

I mean you can have all the sex in the world with the hottest girls and your penis still stays small

and then there is that weird look on her face when she realizes that is all you can do

unclogging a pipe and saving repair costs it is.

>>22853787
What's the difference between inflating and tire, blowing up a balloon, just using a bicycle pump without anything attached to the nozzle and blowing air through a clogged drain pipe and how is the last in the list better than unprotected sex?

>>22853791
you can feel the pressure release and instantly know you just saved a 1000 bucks.
Sometimes I think you aren't even jewish Baggie.

>>22853790
I'm going to hit my parlay. Looks like my horoscope was right again, brb I need to change my tampon before nap time so I don't mess up my sheets.

>>22853791
How do you drain your balls in pussy? You throw them right in there with your dick?

>>22853581
Bottles are just tossed in the ground here. They are all over the place. Gypsies are the recycling program.
>>22853607
Go to a local cheap motel and raid the ice machine. Go home fill up tub and soak in cool water. Sell the gamer /smg/ water on line. Profit. Buy soda.
>>22853651
I would buy the house with a newer or best shape roof. New windows are a rip off and a meme. Over here it really wouldn’t matter if the window was insulated or not. The house wouldn’t be so what’s the point?

>>22853607

>>22853798
i wasn't gonna say it yesterday but i will now. i have 100% winrate against baggie in mtg and he plays mill decks.

>>22853601
It will be rather painful.

>>22853829
so basically he was right in not cutting when Oil and natgas are going to jump in 2 1/2 hours.

how many weeks to nuclear holocaust?

>>22853837
It's almost as if he knew...

>>22853850
Yes... yes!

>>22853848
2

its over

>>22853848
I think at this point the best we could expect from Iran is a flaming bag of dog poop left on the White House front door mat.

I miss HawkTuah girl. It was simpler times last year.

Futures status?

>>22853884
gross mom bod at only 30.

played 4 matches, lost one unfortunately, but still climbing. it really doesn't take long to make top 250 baggie, for me at least. got all my sleep in before noon today, and most of it during night-time hours, big improvement. still had 3 sleeps but they were all pretty close together. gonna have a smoothie, sit in the sunshine for a little while, it's a good day for self care, that's what my horoscope said at least, and so far it's proving correct, body and mind need rest and they're both very glad for it.

>>22853929
Foreskin status?

>>22853953
Intact.

>>22853932
Yeah trannies tend to look passable for only a few years.

>>22853829
You're a big guy

>futa pre-cum
The nothing ever happens crowd ain't doing so hot lately, we'll see if the futures reflect reality.

>>22854020
what futures? cme is still closed. you're looking at gambling pits. crypto is worrying but historically it has an inverse correlation to stocks

>>22854031
Fuck you kike!

ngl, starting to worry. i'll be fine of course, exempt from draft. gonna miss a lot of you guys though, otoh, for many of you, a glorious death in battle is the best you can hope for, and you can know it was for a worthy cause like miga.

>>22854031
Oh I'm not looking at indicators. I'm just getting caught up on the news after gooning all weekend
My ID is particularly green though

>Thinkorswim is borked
Uhhh, bros is it working for any of you?

1 minute

Looks like WW3 already got cancelled, nothing ever happens, stock market all time highs next week

>FUTES
benis and bagina

>>22854044
exempt how? Like a bullshit autism exempt? Or a real one like me having a pacemaker and being really really fat?

Big rally tomorrow.

>>22854201
already volunteered.

>>22854205
I volunteer to keep all the pussy busy while you're dying.

Oil status?

>>22853824
I mostly played control decks with tons of board clear and counter spells that slow the game down and cause people to rage quit, but mill can be fun too.

In some sets, mill can be a legitimate win condition in the limited formats because of the small deck sizes, and how clogged the board states can get. I remember back in a mirrodin draft i saw a tower of murmurs wheel, but ended up taking it and won a couple games because you only needed to active it twice and its pretty much gg.

>>22854204
fade any intraday rallies with 0dte puts for the next 3 months

Futures almost recovered already.. zero reprieve.

>Trump unironically tweeting MIGA
Are you ready to die for Israel, goyim?

>>22854214
control player myself. but i need to branch out if i want to be really good or make the tour, my lists do great on ladder but i don't have much success in tournaments, i try to control chance too much, the way to get on the tour is to play polarizing decks and hope for lucky matchups in a tournament, which will inevitably happen if you give wotc enough money and time. also i'm too autistic to play anyone else's deck, i always play jank and spend more time making decks than actually playing. it's fun for me though. think i understand lands better than anybody else too, always have an optimized mana base which helps push questionable lists farther.

>>22854221
No one here is unironically under the age of 25 right?

>>22854232
>thinking there will be age limits when the drone meatgrinder starts
Silly goy.

>>22854232
that's only round 1. in wwi and ii they drafted up to age 50. laws are just words on paper. when it comes down to it they can do whatever they want until order breaks down. which doesn't say much for my exemption but it's better than nothing.

>>22854238
when germany began to lose in wwii they drafted the children

>>22854227
Don't they have filter lands legal right now? Like making a manabase should be easy as fuck in this environment, last time filter lands were legal I was playing 5 color cruel ultimatum with wrath of gods.

So lts like nothing happened??

>>22854246
no, no filter lands, but there are tons of good ones. and it's actually deceptively easy, most people just slot in 4x of the "best" lands but practically every dual land they print has value and people should be playing a lot more 1-ofs of what seem like inferior lands. i'm the only one that does though. like if you don't have many 1 drops, you absolutely should play the cipt scry lands, you absolutely should play at least one cycling land if it's format legal, prismatic vista is extremely underplayed, lot of stuff like that.

>>22854247
The Strait of Hormuz is closed to traffic.

>>22854247
Should be bullish especially for tech..

>>22854254
Well yeah if you can get utility from a land slot its going to improve your overall deck. Really depends how fast the best aggro deck in the format is and how fast you're going to need to be able to stabilize a board from behind. If that 4th land drop has to come into play tapped because you kept a 3 lander that bricked, and you need your board clear turn 4 you'll probably look at it differently. In a control mirror you're going to gladly take the extra utility, but if the meta has an aggro deck that is the deck to beat, you're probably going to cut the utility just for the consistency in the early game. Like you're the control deck so in theory if you can stabilize you should be able to win the game, I've even stuck an extra basic land in a side board slot specifically for those matches when you absolutely need to hit 5 strait land drops.

>>22854254
>>22854964
Man lands in control decks are legitimate win conditions.

>>22854968
agreed. also criminally underplayed. hall of storm giants is overrated though.

and i spoke too boldly earlier, i am going to take another nap.

the BEA and the BLS is gonna be way worse under trump than biden, huh

>>22854255
the straight of deez nuts is closed to your mom

>>22854234
it's the opposite actually
israel softened up iran, so when we flew in there, they didn't fire a single shot at us (even our non stealth planes)
so in this case, the jews died for america
kekkest of keks!

The stock market is just government welfare for the jews.

>>22855019

so baggie, how many ritual mass rape's have you been to?

When its a Southerns birthday...

>>22855053
Pukeola.

u know what, how do bears even survive

i got spooked by the tariffs and sold all my index funds during liberation day at a loss, but at least i put that cash immediately into ai dashcams since it dipped but canadian tariffs wouldnt actually affect it despite it being a 'canadian' company

>>22854232
They could never implement a draft anyway. Zoomers simply would refuse en masse. Can't jail all of them. This isn't the 1960's. There isn't any national pride anymore nor should there be. Propaganda doesn't work on anyone under the age of 40

And just like that, nothing ever happens

>"price is the thing that happens!"
where is this in the cycle, exactly?

So, what's up?

>>22855129
Everything

>>22855129
Working on a new video

>>22854980
Hall of storm giants is fine super late game, but you need to read the situation. If you're both playing some flavor of Ux control and you're both drawing and passing until the point your both at 7 cards and discarding shit like targeted removal at the end of turn, who ever activates it first is basically asking the other player to resolve something broken. Even if you can float enough for 2 counterspells after activation, your opponent probably has 2 counterspells in response and will resolve whatever they want... you're going to get a chance to answer when you untap but they could have something really broken you can't answer cleanly and end up falling behind in the cards in hand game... You're usually better off just hoping you keep hitting land drops using your instant speed card draw end of their turn to keep trying for more land drops, and just having more mana so you know you can win the counterspell pissing contest, or just crying cause your not getting land drops and know you won't win the counterspell pissing contest. It is a quick clock though if you do start getting through with it though. Whole dynamic can change games 2 and 3 depending on how you're going to optimize yourself after side board. Sometimes there are stupid strategies you can use as a control deck to completely change your game plan into a more midrange deck, its really meta and card pool dependent, and I haven't played in a long time. Storm giants usually just gets blown up by one of those lands that kills lands in control mirrors though.

>>22855129
Oil a little. The wild card here is how the Chinese play things. I think Russia is occupied but willing to side against the US. If the Chinese invest a little into drawing the US into another middle eastern conflict, it will be harder to defend the pacific. This makes Iran a golden opportunity for them.

>>22855136
please no

>>22855154
If you don't want great stock tips just don't watch turkroach

>>22855159
please no

>>22855161
If you don't want great stock tips just don't watch turkroach

N

>>22855136
Based.

There is no fucking way Iran will stand a chance now and I doubt they even had any nukes at all.

>>22855172
>I doubt they even had any nukes at all.

>>22855172
They don't need a nuke to make a dirty bomb, and they had plenty of uranium for one of those. You run the risk of what they managed to accumulate 'going missing' if you regime change their ass.

Someone is going to have to bake a fresh bread if i'm going to post my video here

>>22855172
nukes aren't really that hard to make and they've had more than enough time if they were serious about getting them. doesn't mean their warheads will be super efficient or have amazing yield but still enough to glass tel-aviv. the catch is that Iranians prefer to pose and do nothing.
>>22855499
Eh we got 70 posts left.

>>22855499
please no

>>22855499
kys 1st

>>22855508
no u

>>22855510
kys 2nd

>>22855513
Alright fuck this i'm going back to /biz/

>futures

>https://youtu.be/2mdDUQ9UxH0?si=VIuM7xO9xELvjHzy

>>22855519
but kys first (1st)

>>22855527
This

>>22855528
Nigger

>>22855136
what's it about this time?
if you're just always upset by the quality of the threads then offer some constructive criticism and suggestions

>>22854964
haven't played white in so long, leaning on red if i need sweepers, and don't usually maindeck them, and if i do it's sweltering suns. brotherhood's end and pyroclasm usually do the job, but it takes a lot of sideboard space. brotherhood's end is super good too because of all the affinity decks. but you're not wrong.

>>22855137
yeah. good analysis. my angle that was the dual man lands are a lot better, 2 sources and a dude is just better than 1 source and a dude in most situations, but if you are using it as a wincon it is a must.

relaxing day. mostly. what happened to we want peace? we'll see what happens. am insulated from it all so it's whatever, other people's problem. thought the fighting would end and we'd have a money shower. looking unlikely. getting ready to watch the latest /smg/ update, gonna do some cardio later, probably much later. talking to baggie about mtg has put me at my limit for that for the day though. you're a good player and a deep thinker baggie, i'll admit that. gonna watch glowievision and play piano, i'll be back to give john notes on his production.

Baking

Banking.

>>22855600
This guy is BBCing

>>22855180
I..is that yellow cake...in a napkin...

>>22855620
A special CIA napkin.

>>22855531
Kike

>>22855153
There's so much shit deployed to the ME we're going to war with Iran there's no way around it. It will happen.

>>22855153
Fuck i'll be dead if they nuke us...

FRESH UPDATE

https://youtu.be/yPySF1QV-0c

https://youtu.be/yPySF1QV-0c
https://youtu.be/yPySF1QV-0c

https://youtu.be/yPySF1QV-0c

>>22855650
Tell me about Trump. Why does he wear the tan?

does tech ever lose?

>>22855766
Makes him look younger. Oldest trick in the book.

>>22855650
This is more rocker then I signed up for.

>>22855600
I think I stopped playing when those came out, but don't they cost like 5 to activate and only do like 2 damage? I mean paying 6 for 2 damage is fine if you have nothing else to do, and sometimes turning a land into a removal spell is fine, it could chump block to buy you 1 turn, but it goes back to just how dangerous the premier aggro decks are. If you're spending 6 for a chump block... you're probably really fucked, and its such a slow clock I wouldn't call it a wincondition... they're great in midrange decks though. Once you've pretty much blown through your hand any extra reach that helps seal the deal is welcomed. It's just playing off curve never feels good and comes into play tapped shit forces you into that spot unless you're dropping the thing turn 1 and don't run 1 drops.

>>22855783
It's really just a reminder that I could heem every person in this general.

>>22855637
That's a USSR nuke scenario from multiple decades ago. I doubt its the same anymore, strategic targets shift and China has far fewer. Also you should hope for quick death. Radiation poisoning would not be pleasant

>>22855650
Blessed

>>22855788
You couldn't heem me. I am nigh unheemable.

>>22855650
SAAS = Software as a Service
Basically any software paid by subscription is SAAS.

>>22855788
Id heem you harder than life heemed poem anon.

>>22855808
poem anon heemed himself

Had anyone played “The Coffin of Andy and Leyley”? I want to fuck the mom so I’ll play it tomorrow.

>>22855650
thank you john. touching message. you stay cool. listen to this, it might help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryA6eHZNnXY

>>22855814
Typo on my post and the picture I posted..it’s Joeover.

>>22855810
Whatever happened to that guy?

>>22855819
Damn, remember Joe Biden? I kinda miss that retard.

>>22855826
It would’ve been funny. Illegals would be in every town. I don’t even see browns around me any more.

>>22855827
lol literally nothing changed except the intensity of your delusions.

>>22855832
Find all the brown people for me, anon.

>>22855823
went back to /biz/

>>22852179 (OP)
Kys white cuck

>>22855834
they're cleaning my house, making my food, doing my landscaping, walking my dog even. sorry you have none in your life.

>it's an anon bragging about hiring slave labor episode

>>22855814
No but the VN Candy Scabs is really good (made by the same person)

>>22855844
mad. i suppose you could be my maid if it bothers you so much though babe.

>>22855849
fuck off creep

>he bet against Israel

Lol. Lmao.

>>22855852
i'm not a creep. the guy you're keen on right now though is. political hot takes are a dime a dozen. he's also ugly and fat. and insecure. and i bet his karaoke is lame. hope you had a good day owning the libs on twitter.

>>22855847
I’ll look into it tomorrow, thanks.

>>22855853
That's not a jewish phenotype. Stop appropriating the Aryan race for your disgusting propaganda.

>>22855856
if confusing strangers for the alleged woman you are internet stalking isn't creep behavior then what is?

>>22855867
oh thank goodness. i was worried she was saying that to me. you're just some random doofus. load off my mind today.

Finance niggas on twitter are still screaming recession. bro we are not gonna see that shit until next year IF the wall street jews allow it.

>>22855808
Those tits are still too small

>>22855865
cope and seethe

>Oil prices

Schizo anon broke character for me. Based.

>>22855879
i'm never in character. am a bit confused though.

>>22855883
Fuck you kike!

>>22855874
creep

>>22855886
no. i am an earnest lover. i'm just in a rotten place filled with rotten people and love a rotten girl. trying to save her though.

>>22855883
Shut up, Jew.

>>22855877
Yeah exactly, unless you're face blind that's obviously not an aryan phenotype.

>>22855889
you're just afraid because you've been an outcast so long, and you're not cool so you have trouble making friends, and you've leaned on people with extremist views because they're willing to give you the affection you crave and validate your worst traits. you think if you give that up you'll be isolated. and maybe you will, but you'll have me to love you, and really i think you can make plenty of nice friends that don't impotently rage about politics all day long, i wouldn't be of any use there but my mom definitely would. she's so popular.

>>22855808
wow she specced in weapon focus: boobie smash

>>22855874
>i was worried she was saying that to me
she doesn't exist schizo jew anon
you know this. why keep playing this game? It's weird, and sad.

Buy ONDS next week.

>>22855910
she's real. it is weird, and sad is the wrong word but i get what you mean, hint of tragedy. but penelope is a real girl that i'm really in love with.

she's a chameleon. pretty sure i read that she changed schools 7 times, and she acted different here when she first showed up than she did anywhere else. she's trying to kill the persona i fell in love with unfortunately. she has dissociative personality disorder :(. doesn't bother me but it is a complicating factor. don't kill that sweet girl i fell in love with, she's the best version of you babe.

It was a mostly peaceful bombing.

>>22855877
Khazarian gene stealers and their milkers are my greatest weakness. Financially speaking of course

>>22855933
>It was a mostly peaceful bombing.
a fiery, but mostly peaceful air strike

>>22855893
nice cope to deal with the fact that nobody likes to be the target of your creep campaign

my bet is that at least half the time you think you're talking to your beloved, you're actually talking to some random dork who is trying to use this board as intended, for stock discussion and doesn't want to scoll through creepy love letters littered throughout the thread.

>>22855650
the one thing you never address is that the only reason schizoanon is hated on in the first place is his creeping over whoever he thinks is japananon for the day. When he stuck to dream interpretation and astrology, that was cool, but when he started his creeping campaign a few weeks ago, that crossed a line.

the main thing that irks me is that we hate on schizoanon, then others defend him, but nobody ever sticks up for his target, or the person who is presumed to be japananon. Unless we got elite hackers here, there's almost no way to tell the next american flag chud apart from the other, so we should assume that any anon insulting schizoanon is just a fledgling poster, a potential poem anon, another unique voice in the thread, but then schizoanon shits on the thread with his creeping, so the new poster goes back to biz.

but whatever, I can't change schizoanon
I can't change the thread
nobody has complete control over this board because thats why we're all here, to avoid powertripping jannies
but to just ignore or encourage creep behavior is stupid low IQ bullshit, anyone right of the top of the bell curve would have given up by now, moved on to other opportunities.

>>22855938
oh no, she has a bevy of simps and enablers, you being one of them, that want to keep her ill. she's well guarded.

>>22855938
>anyone right of the top of the bell curve would have given up by now
/bant/ /smg/ consists of people on the farthest reaches of the left and right of the bell curve.

>>22855938
pretty sure Rocker just likes to befriend the trash of society because he wants to groom them. He is going to figuratively troon out the schizo, then the schizo will an hero

>>22855917
Her name isn't even Penelope. You're only supposed to change her last name dude.

>>22855949
it's quite fitting if you know the character. and i bet she wants to keep her last name, nobody wants to be named schwartzenstein...

just kidding babe, i have a white last name. or black i guess. one of those names that carries weight in dixie because you know they descend from planter stock. not true in my case but you get what i mean.

>>>/pol/508421394
Who's ready to go on a scavenger hunt?

>>22855948
>He is going to figuratively troon out the schizo, then the schizo will an hero
brutal
.... I like it
we already know schizo jew anon has tranny tendencies
I think he actually believes transgender men are women. Would explains why he "confuses" obviously male posters as women. he thinks they are trannies, and he wants a tranny gf or something
not surprising considering his diseased mind

>>22855955
i befriended john. i think he's funny and kind. those traits really stick out around here, unfortunately.
>>22855960
>diseased mind
takes one to know one i guess.

and you're one of the manliest women i've ever met, thank you very much, it's something i like about you. and yes i have a feminine bent. never been a problem for me. a certain kind of woman appreciates it and i thought you'd be one of them.

>>22855963
Fuck you kike!

anyways shouting at ghosts. and obviously some of her sentinels. i'm going to win her, you're all wasting your time, because my love is real and unconditional and yours is not. i'm stronger alone than all of you lashed together, and she'll realize that soon and pick the better option.

here babe. listen to this. i love you. i'm sorry i lost my cool. i'll find it again. good night and sleep well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni9Cp9mOOOg

>>22855944
well if japananon is a 55 year old man larping as a girl, then ya I'd want him to get better. But considering your creeping target has said about one word for every 200 you direct at them, I have no way of knowing if they are mentally ill beyond having terminal chud disease(TCD), which is the most common disease on this website, no cure found yet, best we can do is set up a containment zone, which 4chan does the bestest job doing. one expirmental treatment is to give them coffee and cigarettes then sit them down by the riverbank so they can think about how the west has fallen.

and bro, nobody is guarding your 55 year old love interest. Only seems like that because the target of your creep campaign does nothing wrong, so all the criticism gets pointed at the creep.

>>22855945
truest thing I've ever read. reddit has much more of the middle of the bell curve, much better for reading general sentiment, or at least whatever sentiment you should inverse.

>>22856000
nice trips. but you're not a diligent enough reader. and she's a frequent engager with almost everyone else, i'm the only one she's cautious about talking with, which in a way is special treatment. she's nervous. i understand. why i'm trying to be patient today.

i did last over 12 hours babe, you know that's an improvement, even though i fell short of my goal. tomorrow will be very different too, as you well know by now. hope it's a good one.

>>22856000
Has anyone ever told you, you talk like a sukeban

>>22856011
i'm not a creep. i'm earnest and highly motivated. if you weren't strangling your affection you might behave strangely too. i love (you)

500 point rally tomorrow.

they are going to send oil to 100+, inflation will come in scorching hot. the fed will lower rates. bonds will skyrocket. stock will crash to zero. banks and funds will liquidate, the US will try to do bailouts but have no money due to multiple ground wars. trump will be forced to transition and rope live on evening news. Michael Burry will do the big short 2

>>22856011
ya I can see that. mostly Im just lazy and dont wanna sound proper and shiz

>>22856022
futures traded up when i told her i loved her. none of that's gonna happen, and if she has a change of heart tonight we're going to have the biggest rally of the year tomorrow. i dunno why the market is trading in line with her feelings for me but it has been all year and i don't expect it to stop. s&p 10000 by eoy.

>The average price of the staple food at supermarkets has risen almost continuously in recent months, hitting a record 4,285 yen per 5 kg in mid-May, roughly double last year's level, due partly to a poor harvest and delays in releasing stockpiled rice.

>https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2025/05/c53b1e235a9a-japan-shakes-up-rice-sales-system-targets-lower-prices-by-early-june.html

uh oh stinky

>>22856009
bro, special treatment when you're being ignored and constantly called the n-word means frik off creep. you never seem to get that message tho.
rest of us at the least got irl people that we can focus on, you seem to got nothing else except this, so ya focus on one poster who ya think is a girl, might just be a highly experienced larper, or just a dude who accidentally or naturally talks like a girl online.
I hear if ya have a good girl voice in multiplayer matches, dudes will 100% think you're a girl and simp over ya, send presents your way just for a chance at a chance of pussy.
Hell I bet if MTG expanded their chat function there would be an army of simps going after a 50-50 split of real girls and good larpers. Probably one of the main reasons why they only got preprogrammed chat, also I imagine the moderation would be a huge drain on the finances and PR.

>>22856034
it's all worth it for the day she says "i love you too"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKG89jm79kc

Im so miserable I hate my life i hate the world why why why can't I just reach for my 9mm and squeeze the trigger it would all stop the pain would stop I would be free but no my mom is a cripple and I'm all she's got and my cat is a funny guy who needs me fuuuuuuck I can't kms bros whyyyyy

>>22856039
find something you love and go after it with everything you have.

cancer season is JUST starting. headed to the gym.

I'm testing out some scripts to beef up my kike posting. I have a script that changes the first bit of the image to ensure a unique md5 but that's a bit lame. I'm thinking about adding transparent backgrounds to the images and then something like
>convert original.png -background COLOR -flatten -alpha off transparent.png
To change the background color.

>>22856040
I don't know what that means but I HATE bocchi she's such a reddit icon that "quirky" normalfags who don't understand what it really means to be socially alienated flock to. Lol So Me they say about the "shy loner" who is showered with friends and validation. I want to rape Bocchi with a baseball bat, making her holes fuse into one super-hole.

>futures

Dont make the next op with that filthy bubblegum SLUT

Rape women.

>>22856059
Just snap their fucking arms over your thigh like dry wood and watch them squirm and scream on the floor. Well not all women, just Bocchi the Nigger

>>22856064
I'm going to try that on schizonigger

>>22856066
>>22856066
>>22856066

new bread