>>82292154
I ain't got one. Sometimes there's a naive part of me that hopes some cute girl will crush on me and we can live out a "totally tradpilled" life together but that's fucking stupid and I know better.

Besides, I have too many issues and soon I'll be too old. I'm just here to find other lonely people to talk to and to try and talk people out of blowing their brains out across mom's carpet.

>>82175090
Yeah well...

Look man my fuckin bathroom wall fell down, okay? I know I need a shower but I can'ttake one. Please stop making fun of me.

I kinda wish I had friends that were girls. Not even for the prospect of a relationship (that ship sailed for me a couple years back) but just 'cause I legitimately don't talk to many women and I'm curious about them.

I feel like most girls find me really off putting though. Probably a pretty common issue here.

>>81868161
It's me. All the time

>>22855637
That's a USSR nuke scenario from multiple decades ago. I doubt its the same anymore, strategic targets shift and China has far fewer. Also you should hope for quick death. Radiation poisoning would not be pleasant

>>22855650
Blessed

>Divide the Trades into coloured uniforms
>Make vastly different trades like Security and Engineering the same colour so people might accidentally ask a security guard for help with an engineering problem, or ask a grease monkey to back him up during an alien boarding incursion