Thread 82292154

Who are your r9k crushes? Mine was a guy who used to post here named Bandage

>>82292154 (OP)
I don't have anything to contribute but I remember that guy too

>>82292215
Bandage my love

He became trans from what I recalled

I miss the femanon that posted natsuki from ddlc.

i have a crush on a girl that sang a lullaby for me! i still remember it years later

>>82292154 (OP)
nobody. i liked a schizofrenic tranny shitposter named "swami" from like 2011, simply because of how much of a unhinged shitposter she was, but i never really fell in love with anyone here
whenever i get close i always block my heart and say "they're trash, why bother with them"

>>82292154 (OP)
Mine was a German troon that used to make threads with the same set of images of that tranny Chainsaw Man character as the OP image

i miss dykebot and LLL because they were the only ones who ever made funny posts

>>82292479
love lll

>>82292479
Who is LLL?
Gjjhb

>>82292154 (OP)
This e-girl who posted here often
I ended up dating her but we broke up and I miss her a lot

>>82292599
lesbianloserlurker; uh.. eccentric person?

>>82292606
Oh, that one? The one who ghosts people? Man, we must have dated the same chick.

"Bandage"? Sounds cringey as hell!

>>82292445
Hahaha I remember her! Fucking swami I hated her. I liked necrofag she was funny.

>>82292154 (OP)
I miss and love lilac.

I like one of the easy takers

>>82292946
No, she is a ghoster but that's because she was an e-girl who anons really only talked to onto here, like posted here a lot and got a lot of (you's) because she was pretty

>>82292154 (OP)
Someone called Hal who used to post here a long time ago. Sadly his libido died when he got put on SSRIs.

No. But fuck it, might as well try.
If you are a woman with white skin and big tits, I will love you and spoil you. I will devote myself to you and make you happy.

>>82292375
She misses you too anon, I will tell her about you

>>82293968
hal is cringe get better taste

>>82292154 (OP)
lesbianloserlurker reminded me of my older sister who is also a lesbian so I was always nice to her but I didn't have a crush

>>82294036
I liked her, she was funny.

>>82292154 (OP)
noone
my crush is the nobody from /ng/ on /x/ >_<

>>82294012
Eh, weird for sure but in an endearing way, he was absolutely adorable on discord. And at least he was into some spicy stuff while the average robot is depressingly vanilla.

>>82294061
he trooned out so he's subhuman

>>82292428
I sing here sometimes, i wonder if it was me...probably not though.

I miss the one that was my best friend.

>>82294086
Sing for me right now.

>>82294074
I wasn't aware. But then again it's extremely common in those circles. I'd say about a solid third of the lewdposters I knew from back then ended up transitioning. We're all some flavor of subhuman here, nonny, get off your high horse dildo.

>>82294116
no I'm drunk and everyone doing such things leaves me lonelier and lonelier and lonelier and lonelier shut up why are we still alive I want someone to put me down

My favorite girl is catanon, the one who used to post this picture every time on her OPs.
I even pretended to be her so that I could get closer.
I bet she has really cute feet.

>>82294045
yeah her and my sister had the same kinda boyish humor. I never asked if she grew up with an xbox but I assume she did.

vixa maybe

>>82292154 (OP)
Limerencegf
Lesbian loser lurker
& also the Ellie poster (no homo though I just love him for his personality)

>>82294129
>everyone doing such things leaves me lonelier
How so? Because you end up abandoning them? Then it's entirely your fault, nonny. I don't think transitioning makes someone any less deserving of love and friendship. They're the same person you enjoyed being around.
>why are we still alive I want someone to put me down
There's no need to rush things, we'll all die from PFAS and microplastics induced turbocancer soon enough. Well, or liver failure maybe, in your case.

>>82292154 (OP)
Not /r9k/ but I liked this one trans trip from /lgbt/
Ended up getting her Discord :D
she ghosted me

>>82294164
no because my bubble becomes smaller and smaller and smaller I don't intentionally leave anyone it just happens everyone from our time period is gone we're not even dinosaurs but we might as well be dinosaurs

>>82292154 (OP)
>Who are your r9k crushes?
Having a crush on a r9k user? Now, that's just sad

god i wish i were cool enough to get name dropped in a thread like this

I-I really like a-anon... *blushes*

>>82294175
Ohh in that sense, yeah I understand. People move on. I wish I could. I even did for a time but I eventually found myself back here. I don't have a bubble, I deleted my discord accounts long ago. Loneliness keeps be shackled to this goddamn board though. I want to be free but the real world is so cold.

>>82294196
As a former being-crushed-on fag in random discord servers throughout the years, I will tell you that nothing can replace the warmth of being with a real girl.
I mean online relationships are still decent, but, it is simply practice practice.
>>82294213
I also deleted my discord, but because i had groomed the wrong kind of people intensely and didn't want to get raped due to consequences.

>>82294213
I don't have a bubble either it is my personal bubble. I would hug you if I could I'm the same way I'm a big dumb loser and this board is terrible but I keep checking every so often for no real reason. I wish things were different. hug

>>82294230
ugh god fuck how do i collect yandere orbiters who would unironically rape me fuck my life i'm so goddamn envious

>>82294246
I stalked a foid from here for 2 years lol

>>82294246
well i didnt exactly mean it like that, it was the wrong kind of girl to groom because of what they are at that moment in time, if you know what im saying.

>>82292154 (OP)
An old namefag now forgotten, hope he's doing well

>>82294253
this is based if you're cute and terrifying otherwise
>>82294257
oh...

>>82294287
I'm not cute. It's over anyway

>>82294086
this happened like 5 years ago, at the end of covid lockdowns i think. were you here by then?

>>82293984
Do you know who I am talking about exactly? Asides her avataring as Natsuki.
I miss her...I really do...

>>82294262
Maybe if you ask, you'll get an answer!

>>82294333
>literally sat in the thread for 2 hours after nobody noticed his first cry for attention
lmao, just turn it on if you want attention you retarded faggot, anyone who likes you is too thick

>>82294340
I made the thread about myself, of course I'm going to camp it!

>>82294230
>I will tell you that nothing can replace the warmth of being with a real girl.
I'm not sure I agree with this. I've been with one girl and one guy irl and I still find myself craving the dynamic I had with some of my online friends. The only warmth that feels really warm is that of a fellow retard weeb loser who was not built for life on earth. Someone who comes from the same planet I came from!
>because i had groomed-
Wahh I hope the pitchforks find you!!

>>82294239
Don't worry nonny life feels long sometimes but it's really short. The suffering will end. There was a 20 something girl who died recently in a car accident close to my home. Death can free us at any moment. I find this comforting. I would hug you too. Big hugs! Wish I had tips to share on how to deal with the loneliness but I don't.

All of them are female and dead or fell off da face of da earth !

>>82294344
thank you for being nice I needed it. I feel like the biggest dumb loser because I'm still here and so it is comforting that others are as well. if you really want to find your crush I'm sure you will, I will send you nice energy towards it. I still see him around sometimes on other boards so I'm sure you could.

>>82292938
love you 47

I don't really remember any other then iris and miyoko and they're both used up so it's over I'd say.
I remember the talking to a foid a day guy vaguely, whatever happened I feel like he only made it to day 5?
There was a train driver guy that poated some pics from the driver seat of a train at night that was neat.

>>82294372
>thank you for being nice I needed it.
We should be nice to each other! Each other is all we have.
>I'm still here and so it is comforting that others are as well.
I know what you mean but isn't it sad, we're the ones who didn't catch the train. Now the station is flooded with unknown faces and we don't have enough money to buy another ticket. It's cold! At some point we'll have to either walk on the tracks trying to catch up or exit the station and venture outside. Staying here forever seems like the worst option.
>if you really want to find your crush I'm sure you will
Ah thanks nonny but (s)he probably has a lover or two now, I'm not sure reconnecting would be good for either of us. Sometimes the right move is to let go... I should have said something back then. I missed my chance.

>>82294305
>>82294106
I doubt it was me sorry anon
it's late so I could only whisper sing but i'll share it anyways
https://voca.ro/1nkP3AbdbR9p

>>82292154 (OP)
Some hot big nosed girl got posted here before. Idk if it was a larp or a tranny but she was really cute and nice. I forget her name tho if she had one

>>82292154 (OP)
can someone post these people's pics? for suifuel

>>82294305
https://voca.ro/1nkP3AbdbR9p

>>82292154 (OP)
I had a crush on one of the rapebaiting whores around here but I realized that's fucking retarded.

>>82294230
>nothing can replace the warmth of being with a real girl.
>online relationships are still decent, but, it is simply practice practice.
LDRs sucks because normalfags like you exist desu

>>82292154 (OP)
I ain't got one. Sometimes there's a naive part of me that hopes some cute girl will crush on me and we can live out a "totally tradpilled" life together but that's fucking stupid and I know better.

Besides, I have too many issues and soon I'll be too old. I'm just here to find other lonely people to talk to and to try and talk people out of blowing their brains out across mom's carpet.

a larpland fembot that ive been stalking for nearly 2 years, still doing it

>>82294049
That's like 20 different people

schizo dykebot was the best, such a spirited woman, I'd love to be her dog
I also liked iris and cewl. What happened to them? I think I enjoy talking to mentally ill girls.

Kris
PRMNP

>>82294333
>>82294343
So do you pass?
Originel

>>82296276
Passing is a transphobic concept. Shame on you.

Donuts girl, okay not, im kidding, I don't think I've seen anyone who uses her name that frequently.

Personally I'm a fish fan

>>82292154 (OP)
currently no one, but i used to like a paradoxical schizoid girl who despite that, also craved company (to an extent)
that's about it, i guess

to be fair it's not hard at all for me to get attached to people, but for me to like a girl, well...
it takes a bit, both of time and certain qualities

>>82292154 (OP)
I wish a fembot would know who i was. Ive never namefagged or anything but i posted my hair, chin and voice before

>>82296276
I used to get called she and ma'am irl all the time, but eventually I stopped trying to do all that kinda stuff. Now I'm just a gender hater and wear and do whatever I want regardless of norms, though I end up being pretty normal and unassuming anyway. I don't care much about what I'm called or having to go full on super chad man mode anymore. It's really freeing to have evolved beyond the desperate desire to be something. Now I just bee myself!

>>82297009
bump
>me too, and yet no1 knows. i posted my butt crack a few times

>>82296974
bump
>paradoxical schizoid fembot
does that even exist? did you at least sexo her, anon?

>>82294381
do u know iris's twitter? what's she using these days?

>>82297038
When will you and Cocoa get back together? Are you as mean as you were 10 years ago?

>>82297202
I don't think I'm gonna do any r9k e-dating anymore, anon.
I'm a lot nicer, more thoughtful with my actions and words. Go figure 10 years will do that to you! Also all the pills help.

>>82294376
i'm glad you still have enough life in you to rape my eyes with what you decide to post, pumpkin.
hope you're doing better.

This guy posted his face on here like a decade ago and lives in my head rent free

I still have a crush on rusfemanon desu

>>82295076
nta but I see you around sometimes. I'm starting to get a lil crush on you now

>>82294116
>>82294061
MAN I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO LEWDPOST WITH FEMANONS
*HITS OPIUM PIPE*
WONDER IF ANY OF THEM THINK OF ME LIKE THIS EVER.
*PLUCKS URIANIUM OUT OF DISABLED SMOKE DETECTOR.*
GOOD TIMES
I DON'T HAVE A USE FOR IT ANYMORE

>>82297350
He's pretty hot tbqh with you

>>82297423
Oh no... Lilac the succubus strikes again

>>82298279
That's hilarious if it is her because I already have a huge crush on lilac and have always thought the lullaby singer was someone different. But also I thought they reminded me of her but the singing was different. I've told both I love their voice and they are the only 2 who's voice I've really loved.

Next I'll fall in love with her as a different poster doing poems or something.

>>82298421
Why do you have a crush on Lilac?

i could really use a crush right now

>>82298923
I would only tell her and I don't want anyone else also getting a crush on her

>>82299034
So tl;dr you want to be the next simp to fuck her? Either that or be in the cuck chair.
Imagine having a crush on a lolcow

>>82299067
I'm glad I did not tell you but no. I just really like her and am very attracted to her. maybe because of my traumas which fit with hers like a puzzle piece.

>>82299067
Lilac is a Stacy, not a lolcow.

None thankfully, a year or two back I was into a girl that used to post once in a while but I think and hope I'm completely over that

>>82292154 (OP)
i miss many nonas
tomochan
berries
scara
mothchan
that one femanon who posted shion in that anime literally you thread
cute femanon voices from a vocaroo

she's on /lgbt/

>>82299093
CWC is getting laid right now too, doesn't make either of them a Stacy.

We had /r9k/ crushes on each other and we've secretly been e-dating for the last few months.

>>82298421
Thank you anon, I'm not lilac sorry

>>82292154 (OP)
The bipolar girl that posted a few vent threads
we don't talk anymore

>>82297192
Nah, I thought she logged off completely no?

>>82299152
Anon... surely you aren't implying Lilac is as bad as Chris-chan... Lilac is at least charming and socially competent...

>>82299414
She's "charming and socially competent" while intoxicated. Chris nearly won a rap contest, you know.

Lilac is not a drunk!!!!!!!!!!

its not r9k or anything, but this thread reminded me of boxdog and chompchan from earlyish /v/ shitposting back in the day. i also may or may not have jerked off to moots...avatar, i guess, the pantless chick people used to depict him as

ngl kinda miss when the guy fawkes mask was still "epic fail guy".

>>82299861
oh and the /v/tan stuff that showed up here and there? theres an image somewhere of /v/tan blowing the retro, vr character i think, and the suckee is playing fifa or something, and asks if vtan wants to play and vtan angrily replies something like "what do you think i am, some sorta fuckin casual" as hes wiping cum off his mouth. didnt know i was gay or bisexual at that point of my life (kinda fuckin obvious looking back it now), but i distinctly remember wacking it to that image and thinking to myself "its ironic. and well drawn. its too absurd for it to be gay".

>>82299861
>i also may or may not have jerked off to moots...avatar
I've done that too. And Snacks'. Don't feel too bad about it.

>>82292154 (OP)
There was this one poster I talked to a long time ago who worked in a mental hospital overnight and knew a lot about ham radios. iirc she would carry a radio around with her to talk with her family and it had some sort of geolocation capability.
She was really upset in the one thread I was talking with her in.
I wish I could give her a hug. I hope she's doing well.

>>82299926
oh yeah forgot about snacks one. that one with moot using a strapon on snacks. what was with snacks outfit, anyways, just a white sweater and a blue skirt. was that a reference to anything?

How are you people so much more pathetic than me when I am already striving to be as pathetic as possible?

>>82299972
sorry dude. it just comes naturally to us. its like breathing, when your not manually doing it

>>82292154 (OP)
my crush is you, for posting mizuki.

>>82299998
Thank you anon. Who is she? I didn't actually recognize her, she's just in my list of files

>>82300141
its actually a he. the character is from a rhythm game called project sekai.

>>82297127
>does that even exist?
i find it a bit hard to believe, but well... the evidences are there

>did you at least sexo her, anon?
sometimes i wish, but i hate the idea of casual sex and we wouldn't be a good match
she's highly averse to touch and i'm a very physically affectionate (and starved) person, to name one reason

>>82292154 (OP)
There was a cute brit and floridian from what I remember. Long time ago

>>82293898
Which one? It's eiki isn't it?

>>82299224
It's ok I'll just have to love you instead.

>>82300164
>its actually a he
why didnt anybody say this earlier you fucking assholes. i wouldve completely missed that. start posting the fucking smutt right now

Mizuki...

IiIac....

There was this femanon (I hope) that I interacted multiple times because we recognized each other. I'm not sure if it was a crush and to be honest I would be a bit scared to interact with her again but I haven't noticed her recently and I do somewhat miss her despite barely knowing her.

Lilack.... Originally......

you ever come across an anon irl accidentally? twice now. one guy on b posted about pissing blood and we figured out he was in a public library and got him to pose in the courtyard on the free public wifi cam. relayed the story later to my discord random buddies that night and it was one of them. we were a mile apart for years

>>82302444
I'm confused do you have proof?

>>82292154 (OP)
>Who are your r9k crushes?
My own anima, stroked with heavy brush onto the inviting canvas of anonymity . . .

>>82303306
Whoa...
This guy's my crush

The one that posted daily for a year thst she wanted every man to die.

>>82292154 (OP)
Mine was Anonymous

>>82303384
Everyone keeps mentioning her but no one will say her name. I miss her too. I'm glad she's found something to make her happy and left this place.

>>82299930
Is that cat dead? I'm gonna cry

>>82303889
No just taking a cat nap

>>82300394
No, my ego isn't big enough for that

This one person who responded with that message in the picture to a thread I made of me ranting about this girl I was talking to. Wish I had gotten the chance to add them

>>82304140
are youu gay??

tfw I'm no one's crush
Feels bad

>>82304152
No I am not gay, Im a dude and I assume that the person responding to me was a girl but idk, if youre referring to the guy in the picture thats not them thats Elliot Rodgers lol

>>82304186
why would girl respond with a pic of elliot rodgers tho

>>82304192
likely one of those TCC girls who simp for people like him which by no means would have been a turn off, and even if it is a dude that is a person id see myself being friends with cause thats funny theyd use him as a reaction image

>>82292154 (OP)
> I don't see myself on here
This is why I quit namefagging damn it

>>82304332
i feel like i remember you but i kept calling you a faggot

>>82304367
sounds accurate

>>82292154 (OP)
Idk if I would call it a crush but we ALL liked chainmail girl. What happened to her?

>>82292154 (OP)
>/beanie/
>0 results
Wut

>>82304413
Beanie was just another schizo's 50 larps.

>>82304140
Im pretty sure im the person that commented that lmao

>>82304413
I completely forgot about her! I really liked her femdom posts. I would totally abandony my nationalist beliefs to become her dog

>be cewl
>call yourself our collective r9k gf
>in a true female fashion ghost us

>>82304925
I miss cewl. I tried talking to her once and it didn't work out but she was still neat.

>>82303863
moidanon?

>>82303863
That would be moidchan. She's happy with a bf now. Who would've thought a good dicking could change a misandrist's mind?

>>82304063
I wonder who then
Can't be kaguya cause you probably would've mentioned him seperately. Is it randal poster?

>>82294175
i fucking miss you my annoying little dinosaur

sheks

>>82305356
You might learn one day but for now I'll keep it a secret
It's not Randalposter either

Turbie from MBTI
Gyhh

>>82305093
Moid chan was a LARP written by a guy called lone wanderer. He even inserted his handle as the wandering patient into the LARP. You've all been had.

>>82306703
how do you know that? I figured it was Sloggy.

>>82305543
why keep it a secret? there's not many other people. is it someone still active or an old poster?

>>82305543
>one day
anon, we both know that's not going to happen
either cut off all false hope from the other poor anon or give him his answer, otherwise that's just evil :^(

>>82292154 (OP)
I was fantasizing about crisp-chan, like I could actually love her and wwe fell in love with each other, that she needs love more than anybody else and we navigate our mutual first time together

>>82307602
I might get bullied if I answer truthfully

>>82307625
>anon, we both know that's not going to happen
I wouldn't be so sure... there are plenty of clues for the loreheads
It's more fun for the shippers that way

>>82307920
there's zero clues given so far. animal anon most likely, they were a charming person. the shippers are long gone anywho

>>82307920
>might get bullied if I answer truthfully
ohhh. ok but isn't that guy also slog? just how many larps is he doing?

>>82308054
>slog
>he

>>82307945
I'll just say some of the easy takers are closer than they let on

>>82308054
No I don't know who that is I meant to reply to >>82307624

>>82307945
It's Lurker-chan obviously, everyone in the thread save some people love her because she's a woman.
>>82307920
>I might get bullied
By who? The only nice people in this board?

>checked desuarchive
>he's still posting semi regularly
hah get fucked lonelyfags lmao

>>82308683
Yeah slog still posts and necrobumps

>>82309706
I hear from a good source that he's pajeet from UK.

>>82309706
>slog
Literalfuckingwho. Dont put my arcanine crush in the same bag as your discordtranny. Faggot.

>>82307920
>plenty of clues for the loreheads
well, none to me, i'm way too dense to pick up on clues and i doubt anon is that well versed on taking it easy, so...
might as well be none, but if you want to be evil, then pic related :^)

>>82308436
>Lurker-chan obviously
lol, i've rarely interacted with her
i wonder if that's all there is to people falling for her left and right or if she's that charming a person